#🏝️〢dank-memer
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Bank robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
You can work again at <t:1667735426:t> (<t:1667735426:R>).
pls daily
Our bot has been updated and overhauled to use slash commands!
You use commands with / as a prefix rather than pls!
In August, we deployed a project we've been working on and planning for years, which was a complete rewrite of our entire codebase. It worked perfectly with the timing of Discord transitioning bots to use slash commands instead of message content prefixes (like pls).
You can read more about our big changes in that update here: dankmemer.lol - blog
You can keep up to date with more recent changes here: dankmemer.lol - changelog
Try running </daily:1011560370864930856>!
slash aa 
Aw man, you forgot to do your daily, so you lost your 1-day streak. You last did your daily <t:1658029061:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1667952000:R>
in 7 days
0
@brazen lichen
:AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket ─ 5
Tool
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ 6
Power-up
:Ant: Ant ─ 7
Sellable
:Apple: Apple ─ 7
Power-up
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 207
Power-up
:Bean: Bean ─ 1
Sellable
:BlueBits: Blue Plastic Bits ─ 18
Collectable
:Boar: Boar ─ 2
Sellable
@brazen lichen
Our halloween content will be leaving soon! Be sure to run the adventure a few more times before it's gone, we made it easier to get things too!
ALSO, there is a plethora of drops coming soon, so look out for that! </drops:1011560371078832205>
Read the latest changelog here: https://dankmemer.lol/changelog
⏣ 100,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 5,360,448
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
You did not meet the minimum amount of required hours, and your boss decided to fire you.
Jobs with :xmark: next to them are locked.
:check: Discord Mod
:ReplyCont:Shifts Required Per Day: 0
:ReplyCont:Time Between Shifts : 40m
:ReplyCont:Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
:Reply:Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per shift
:check: Babysitter
:ReplyCont:Shifts Required Per Day: 0
:ReplyCont:Time Between Shifts : 40m
:ReplyCont:Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
:Reply:Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per shift
:check: Fast Food Cook
:ReplyCont:Shifts Required Per Day: 1
:ReplyCont:Time Between Shifts : 43m
:ReplyCont:Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
:Reply:Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per shift
:check: House Wife
:ReplyCont:Shifts Required Per Day: 1
:ReplyCont:Time Between Shifts : 43m
:ReplyCont:Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
:Reply:Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per shift
You were recently fired from your job, so nobody wants to hire you right now. You need to wait for a bit till you apply again. Try at <t:1667940295:t> (<t:1667940295:R>).
[#36] You are able to vote again!
:Reply:Your vote is ready at top.gg: https://top.gg/bot/m...
[#37] Thank you for voting!
:Reply:You just got your 4 Banknotes, 1 Daily box, and 25...
[#38] You are able to vote again!
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[#39] Thank you for voting!
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/pet
:AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket ─ 5
Tool
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ 6
Power-up
:Ant: Ant ─ 7
Sellable
:Apple: Apple ─ 7
Power-up
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 207
Power-up
:Bean: Bean ─ 1
Sellable
:BlueBits: Blue Plastic Bits ─ 18
Collectable
:Boar: Boar ─ 2
Sellable
You can work again at <t:1668188171:t> (<t:1668188171:R>).
This user is not your friend.
This user is not your friend.
This user is not your friend.
You don't have any friend slots left. You will unlock another slot at level 5
Total slots for non-premium users:
Level 5: 1 slot
Level 10: 2 slots
Level 25: 3 slots
Level 50: 4 slots
Level 75: 5 slots
Level 100: 6 slots
Level 250: 7 slots
Level 500: 8 slots
Level 750: 9 slots
Level 1000: 10 slots
Prestige 1+: 10 slots
Omega 1+: 10 slots
Slots for patrons are doubled.
lmao imagine thinking I would give you anything
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 3,063. Nice!
You took a sip of coffee and found ⏣ 1,940 inside of it. No wonder it was so heavy.
You won ⏣ 2,724!
Your hint was 14. The hidden number was 84.
~~Are you sure you want to add @brazen lichen as a friend?
- You will have no tax in /wager against each other
- You can share items and coins with each other tax free
- You will be able to do something interesting... in fights...
WARNING: Do not add people you don't trust to trade, scams WILL happen.
Becoming friends just to trade is against bot rules in addition to the risk of scams.~~
Hi
They don't have any friend slots left
Hi
Are you sure you want to add @whole comet as a friend?
- You will have no tax in /wager against each other
- You can share items and coins with each other tax free
- You will be able to do something interesting... in fights...
WARNING: Do not add people you don't trust to trade, scams WILL happen.
Becoming friends just to trade is against bot rules in addition to the risk of scams.
@whole comet
@mint willow wants to add you as a friend!
- You will have no tax in /wager against each other
- You can share items and coins with each other tax free
- You will be able to do something interesting... in fights...
WARNING: Do not add people you don't trust to trade, scams WILL happen.
Becoming friends just to trade is against bot rules in addition to the risk of scams.
Successfully added @whole comet as a friend!
Shared ⏣ 207,000 with @whole comet!
:AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket ─ 13
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ 2
:Apple: Apple ─ 1
:Baby: Baby ─ 1
:BlueBits: Blue Plastic Bits ─ 3
:sand: Box of Sand ─ 10
:Candy: Candy ─ 2
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
/
You were given:
- ⏣ 12,000 for your shift
This alien turned out to be really nice to you and gave you a meteorite!
- + 1 :Meteorite: Meteorite
You were given:
- ⏣ 12,000 for your shift
Started a flow named 'Grinding 101'.
You might be the only hunter in the world to never hit anything, just like this time
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
"Oh you poor soul, take ⏣ 245"
You bullied a kid and he sent you ⏣ 1,388 to stop! I hope that kid grows up richer than you.
You found ⏣ 1,744, I wonder if the dog shat (shitted?) (pooped!) these out
You lost!
Your hint was 20. The hidden number was 18.
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
Awh man, no fish wanted your rod today
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1
Worm!
You saved ⏣ 2,085 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
You found ⏣ 2,016, in addition, you smell terrible. Do you live here?
You won ⏣ 1,552!
Your hint was 22. The hidden number was 55.
You went hunting and brought back 1
Skunk!
You cast out your line and brought back 1
Garbage!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1
Worm!
"Oh you poor soul, take ⏣ 139"
You drank while at the wheel and hit someone. On them you found ⏣ 3,178.
You watch a movie and fall asleep in the theater. You missed the whole movie!
You lost!
Your hint was 53. The hidden number was 61.
You went hunting and brought back 1
Duck!
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Wallet: ⏣ 282,273
Bank: ⏣ 596,058 / 939,415 (63.4%)
Net: ⏣ 12,208,831
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
"Oh you poor soul, take ⏣ 121"
You distributed a lot of drugs and earned ⏣ 1,364, are you the next Escobar?
You also found a :ChillPill: Chill Pill!
You found Celine in the living room, who was in a VR session and was dropping coins everywhere, making you pick up ⏣ 3,405.
You won ⏣ 2,093!
Your hint was 40. The hidden number was 49.
You went hunting and brought back 1
Duck!
You cast out your line and brought back 1
Garbage!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1
Box of Sand!
"Oh you poor soul, take ⏣ 231"
You saved ⏣ 2,396 on avoiding taxes! You'd better not tell anyone...
You search for memes on your computer and found ⏣ 1,978 out of nowhere.
You won ⏣ 2,404!
Your hint was 7. The hidden number was 41.
You went hunting and brought back 1
Deer!
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
Would you like to sell all your Sellable type items?
3x :Worm: Worm (⏣ 8,250)
2x :Garbage: Garbage (⏣ 8,250)
2x :Duck: Duck (⏣ 16,500)
1x :Skunk: Skunk (⏣ 4,125)
1x :Deer: Deer (⏣ 13,750)
Total: ⏣ 50,875 (175% multi)
Successfully sold 9 items for ⏣ 50,875.
Having this means you died. Unless you bought it from someone else on the market. Imagine buying someone else's gravestone. New black market listing unlocked!
You own 1 (1% of your net worth)
Average Value: ⏣ 150,000
Active Offers: 11 buy, 29 sell
The heart is crunchy and has no flavor. Better save it for later.
You own 14 (10% of your net worth)
When you die with one of these in your inventory, you are saved from death.
Average Value: ⏣ 86,000
Active Offers: 11 buy, 33 sell
6x
Gravestone
3x
Apple
1x
Duct Tape
- </shop buy:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 100,000
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 16,667
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:GraveStone: Average Value: ⏣ 150,000
Buying 369 :GraveStone: Gravestones
:ReplyCont: For: 369x :LifeSaver: Life Saver
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668680574:R>
:Reply: ID: 9Z6WVE
Buying 500 :GraveStone: Gravestones
:ReplyCont: For: 500x :RarePepe: Rare Pepe
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668680564:R>
:Reply: ID: JB9OP3
Selling 1 :GraveStone: Gravestone
:ReplyCont: For: 2x :banknote: Bank Note
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668675436:R>
:Reply: ID: SHU7SE
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 1x :LifeSaver: Life Saver
For Your:
- 1x :GraveStone: Gravestone
Successfully accepted this offer! You just received 1x
Life Saver
You don't own a single Bank Note, therefore cannot use it.
Wallet: ⏣ 351,066
Bank: ⏣ 596,058 / 943,735 (63.2%)
Net: ⏣ 12,246,874
You can only hold ⏣ 943,735 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more. If you find a banknote item, use that for more space as well!
⏣ 596,058
⏣ 947,124
⏣ 0
⏣ 943,000
⏣ 4,124
⏣ 943,000
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1
Worm!
"Oh you poor soul, take ⏣ 259"
You hacked into your own router and found out the ISP does not actually care about you.
You won ⏣ 2,132!
Your hint was 32. The hidden number was 39.
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
You cast out your line and brought back 1
Common Fish!
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
⏣ 51,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 1,500
<t:1668384000:R>
in 4 days
3
I think you called their mother something foul.
- Nothing interesting happened
Adventure time, grab your ticket!
You own 6 (3% of your net worth)
This ticket is used as an entry fee when you start the adventure command.
Average Value: ⏣ 96,000
Active Offers: 9 buy, 99 sell
- </shop buy:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 100,000
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 16,667
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 96,000
Selling 66,059
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 4,894,971,900
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,100
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668735177:R>
ID: TIVOQS
Selling 39,369
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 2,921,179,800
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,200
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668733710:R>
ID: HCKQWE
Selling 45,373
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 3,371,213,900
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,300
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668734703:R>
ID: AK62WV
Selling 975
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 84,630,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 86,800
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668566257:R>
ID: AK9IAI
It is not suspicious to buy this from the store UNLESS you buy it in bulk and wear a dark hoodie.
You own 9 (27% of your net worth)
This item can be used to craft things with the craft command.
Average Value: ⏣ 560,000
Active Offers: 12 buy, 20 sell
7x
Duck
3x
Jar Of Singularity
1x
Black Hole
- </shop buy:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 700,000
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 116,667
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 560,000
Selling 4,892
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 2,763,980,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 565,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668655454:R>
ID: WXUMQT
Selling 2,199
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 1,253,430,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 570,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668721505:R>
ID: TGFCUK
Selling 50
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 31,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 620,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668566750:R>
ID: 6XZ82M
Buying 7
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 3,500,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 500,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668568982:R>
ID: Y3MWQG
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 5x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
For Your:
- ⏣ 370,500
Wallet: ⏣ 379,971
Bank: ⏣ 1,194,922 / 1,196,602 (99.9%)
Net: ⏣ 18,620,643
⏣ 286,929
⏣ 666,900
⏣ 907,993
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 9x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
For Your:
- ⏣ 666,900
Are you sure you want to start crafting the recipe:
1x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
from:
15x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
1x :DuctTape: Duct Tape
It will yield: 2x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
It will finish at <t:1668312676:t> (<t:1668312676:R>)
Hi
Shared 1
Duct Tape with @mint willow!
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 2,049,000
Buying 976
Adventure Vouchers
For: ⏣ 1,952,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668397411:R>
ID: Q3GJGR
Buying 158
Adventure Vouchers
For: ⏣ 308,100,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 1,950,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668368716:R>
ID: TIOHL0
Buying 200
Adventure Vouchers
For: ⏣ 380,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 1,900,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668314700:R>
ID: YCY1VI
Buying 100
Adventure Vouchers
For: ⏣ 190,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 1,900,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668314841:R>
ID: N5XZ5T
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- ⏣ 4,000,000
For Your:
- 2x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 53x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
For Your:
- ⏣ 3,927,300
Wallet: ⏣ 4,000,000
Bank: ⏣ 907,993 / 1,197,322 (75.8%)
Net: ⏣ 19,953,743
You don`t have any
Adventure Vouchers.
Shared ⏣ 3,814,000 with @mint willow!
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 2x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
For Your:
- ⏣ 148,200
Wallet: ⏣ 186,000
Bank: ⏣ 907,993 / 1,197,322 (75.8%)
Net: ⏣ 16,139,743
Adventure time, grab your ticket!
You own 0
This ticket is used as an entry fee when you start the adventure command.
Average Value: ⏣ 96,000
Active Offers: 9 buy, 96 sell
- </shop buy:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 100,000
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 16,667
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 96,000
Selling 62,495
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 4,630,879,500
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,100
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668735177:R>
ID: TIVOQS
Selling 16,525
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 1,222,850,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668742308:R>
ID: YD9LVY
Selling 45,363
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 3,370,470,900
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,300
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668734703:R>
ID: AK62WV
Selling 948
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 82,286,400
Value per Unit: ⏣ 86,800
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668566257:R>
ID: AK9IAI
Hi
Shared ⏣ 3,814,000 with @whole comet!
Shared ⏣ 2,814,400 with @mint willow!
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 16x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
For Your:
- ⏣ 1,185,600
Successfully accepted this offer! You just received 16x
Adventure Ticket
Shared ⏣ 2,814,400 with @whole comet!
You have to wait until <t:1668313465:t> (<t:1668313465:R>) before fulfilling this offer again.
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 37x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
For Your:
- ⏣ 2,741,700
Are you sure you want to start crafting the recipe:
3x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
from:
45x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
3x :DuctTape: Duct Tape
It will yield: 6x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
It will finish at <t:1668319412:t> (<t:1668319412:R>)
You were given:
- ⏣ 12,000 for your shift
Grandma printed me off this voucher for one free box!
You own 6 (45% of your net worth)
Using this item allows you to exchange it for an adventure themed lootbox.
Average Value: ⏣ 2,049,000
Active Offers: 37 buy, 14 sell
15x
Adventure Ticket
1x
Duct Tape
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:AdventureVoucher: Average Value: ⏣ 2,049,000
Buying 1 :PepeTrophy: Pepe Trophy
:ReplyCont: For: 9x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668405947:R>
:Reply: ID: BYMZ2C
Buying 137 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 274,000,137
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,001
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668403981:R>
:Reply: ID: P87B92
Buying 82 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 164,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668401186:R>
:Reply: ID: YDHBME
Buying 90 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 180,900,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,010,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668578605:R>
:Reply: ID: HPD4SR
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:AdventureVoucher: Average Value: ⏣ 2,049,000
Buying 137 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 274,000,137
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,001
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668403981:R>
:Reply: ID: P87B92
Buying 90 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 180,900,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,010,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668578605:R>
:Reply: ID: HPD4SR
Buying 82 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 164,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668401186:R>
:Reply: ID: YDHBME
Buying 878 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 1,756,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668397411:R>
:Reply: ID: Q3GJGR
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:AdventureVoucher: Average Value: ⏣ 2,049,000
Buying 1 :PepeTrophy: Pepe Trophy
:ReplyCont: For: 9x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668405947:R>
:Reply: ID: BYMZ2C
Buying 878 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 1,756,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668397411:R>
:Reply: ID: Q3GJGR
Buying 137 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 274,000,137
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,001
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668403981:R>
:Reply: ID: P87B92
Buying 82 :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Vouchers
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 164,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668401186:R>
:Reply: ID: YDHBME
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- ⏣ 12,000,000
For Your:
- 6x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
Successfully accepted this offer! You just received ⏣ 12,000,000
It is not suspicious to buy this from the store UNLESS you buy it in bulk and wear a dark hoodie.
You own 4 (8% of your net worth)
This item can be used to craft things with the craft command.
Average Value: ⏣ 560,000
Active Offers: 15 buy, 18 sell
7x
Duck
3x
Jar Of Singularity
1x
Black Hole
- </shop buy:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 700,000
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 116,667
Hi
You can work again at <t:1668320777:t> (<t:1668320777:R>).
Shared ⏣ 7,560,000 with @mint willow!
Sadly, someone accepted this offer before you could.
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 96,000
Selling 91,738
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 6,788,612,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668751563:R>
ID: 8723BU
Selling 468,608
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 34,770,713,600
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,200
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668750077:R>
ID: R9P8CF
Selling 40,096
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 2,979,132,800
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,300
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668734703:R>
ID: AK62WV
Selling 948
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 82,286,400
Value per Unit: ⏣ 86,800
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668566257:R>
ID: AK9IAI
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 61x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
For Your:
- ⏣ 4,514,000
Are you sure you want to start crafting the recipe:
4x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
from:
60x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
4x :DuctTape: Duct Tape
It will yield: 8x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
It will finish at <t:1668327699:t> (<t:1668327699:R>)
Hi
/friends share coins user:@whole comet quantity:7560000
Shared ⏣ 7,560,000 with @whole comet!
Started a flow named 'Grinding 101'.
You went hunting and brought back 1
Skunk!
Your fishing trip came up empty, shoes for dinner again tonight!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1
Box of Sand!
You wrote "Dank Memer" on a wall and developers sent you ⏣ 1,652. Nice!
You found nothing! Thank god you have a clean crawl space, I have termites in mine.
You won ⏣ 1,845!
Your hint was 83. The hidden number was 29.
You went hunting and brought back 1
Rabbit!
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
"Oh you poor soul, take ⏣ 248"
You ripped off your favorite movies and also found ⏣ 2,372.
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 2,049,000
Buying 1,000
Adventure Vouchers
For: ⏣ 2,025,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,025,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668759192:R>
ID: LEI9BN
Buying 2,412
Adventure Vouchers
For: ⏣ 4,824,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,000,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668584782:R>
ID: GWJB1D
Buying 30
Adventure Vouchers
For: ⏣ 58,500,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 1,950,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668368716:R>
ID: TIOHL0
Buying 4,000
Adventure Vouchers
For: ⏣ 7,800,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 1,950,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668756866:R>
ID: 1FDMGS
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- ⏣ 16,200,000
For Your:
- 8x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
Hi
Wallet: ⏣ 23,776,817
Bank: ⏣ 907,993 / 1,199,962 (75.7%)
Net: ⏣ 35,772,810
Shared ⏣ 23,776,817 with @mint willow!
@whole comet
Share 20m with a friend!
Reward: 25x
Coin Bomb
spygaming has thrown a :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb in chat!
spygaming's
Coin Bomb
+ spygaming found ⏣ 10,649
Shared 24
Coin Bombs with @mint willow!
You cannot use multiple of this item at one time.
This is not safe to take on planes. Not because it's a weapon, but because the pilots would leave the cockpit to partake.
You own 24 (3% of your net worth)
Using this item starts a coinbomb giveaway where users can join and earn a few thousand coins.
Average Value: ⏣ 30,000
Active Offers: 1 buy, 4 sell
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 8,334
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:CoinBomb: Average Value: ⏣ 30,000
Buying 1,114 :CoinBomb: Coin Bombs
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 11,140,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 10,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668706416:R>
:Reply: ID: I9I7MX
Selling 8 :CoinBomb: Coin Bombs
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 5,600,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 700,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1669907330:R>
:Reply: ID: VG3YO9
Selling 1 :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb
:ReplyCont: For: 2x :MotivationalPoster: Motivational Poster
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1668833140:R>
:Reply: ID: Y93G0S
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- ⏣ 240,000
For Your:
- 24x :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 560,000
Buying 50
Duct Tapes
For: 400x
Tidepod
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668749580:R>
ID: 49HEIH
Selling 960
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 575,040,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 599,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668760860:R>
ID: UF7VYV
Selling 1,000
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 599,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 599,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668760830:R>
ID: 2NHS6H
Selling 1,000
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 599,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 599,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668760843:R>
ID: DPXOFZ
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 907,993 / 1,199,962 (75.7%)
Net: ⏣ 11,995,993
Wallet: ⏣ 24,079,486
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 73,760 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 27,576,486
Shared ⏣ 5,990,000 with @whole comet!
@mint willow
Share 20m with a friend!
Reward: 25x
Coin Bomb
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 560,000
Buying 50
Duct Tapes
For: 400x
Tidepod
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668749580:R>
ID: 49HEIH
Selling 3,928
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 2,356,800,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 600,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668415153:R>
ID: D1ANRA
Buying 802
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 409,020,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 510,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668753766:R>
ID: TM50VR
Buying 199
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 99,500,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 500,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668751918:R>
ID: BSZID4
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 9x :DuctTape: Duct Tape
For Your:
- ⏣ 5,400,000
Successfully accepted this offer! You just received 9x
Duct Tape
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 96,000
Selling 327,966
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 23,941,518,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 73,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668756900:R>
ID: P207LC
Selling 33,739
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 2,489,938,200
Value per Unit: ⏣ 73,800
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668753670:R>
ID: Q019HO
Selling 39,846
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 2,960,557,800
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,300
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668734703:R>
ID: AK62WV
Selling 948
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 82,286,400
Value per Unit: ⏣ 86,800
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668566257:R>
ID: AK9IAI
Hi
Shared ⏣ 9,855,000 with @whole comet!
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 96,000
Selling 325,188
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 23,738,724,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 73,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668756900:R>
ID: P207LC
Selling 33,739
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 2,489,938,200
Value per Unit: ⏣ 73,800
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668753670:R>
ID: Q019HO
Selling 39,846
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 2,960,557,800
Value per Unit: ⏣ 74,300
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668734703:R>
ID: AK62WV
Selling 948
Adventure Tickets
For: ⏣ 82,286,400
Value per Unit: ⏣ 86,800
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668566257:R>
ID: AK9IAI
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 143x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
For Your:
- ⏣ 10,439,000
Successfully accepted this offer! You just received 143x
Adventure Ticket
It is not suspicious to buy this from the store UNLESS you buy it in bulk and wear a dark hoodie.
You own 9 (15% of your net worth)
This item can be used to craft things with the craft command.
Average Value: ⏣ 560,000
Active Offers: 16 buy, 16 sell
7x
Duck
3x
Jar Of Singularity
1x
Black Hole
- </shop buy:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 700,000
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 116,667
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 560,000
Buying 50
Duct Tapes
For: 400x
Tidepod
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668749580:R>
ID: 49HEIH
Selling 3,524
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 2,114,400,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 600,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668415153:R>
ID: D1ANRA
Buying 802
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 409,020,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 510,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668753766:R>
ID: TM50VR
Buying 199
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 99,500,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 500,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668751918:R>
ID: BSZID4
You don`t have enough coins to even buy one
Duct Tape
Wallet: ⏣ 6,000
Bank: ⏣ 907,993 / 1,200,442 (75.6%)
Net: ⏣ 32,601,993
Shared ⏣ 600,000 with @whole comet!
You have to wait until <t:1668331063:t> (<t:1668331063:R>) before fulfilling this offer again.
You have to wait until <t:1668331063:t> (<t:1668331063:R>) before fulfilling this offer again.
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 560,000
Buying 50
Duct Tapes
For: 400x
Tidepod
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668749580:R>
ID: 49HEIH
Selling 3,353
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 2,011,800,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 600,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668415153:R>
ID: D1ANRA
Selling 4,000
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 2,396,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 599,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668763040:R>
ID: QMBEJW
Buying 802
Duct Tapes
For: ⏣ 409,020,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 510,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1668753766:R>
ID: TM50VR
Are you sure you want to accept this offer?
Their:
- 1x :DuctTape: Duct Tape
For Your:
- ⏣ 599,000
Are you sure you want to start crafting the recipe:
10x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
from:
150x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
10x :DuctTape: Duct Tape
It will yield: 20x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
It will finish at <t:1668349095:t> (<t:1668349095:R>)
Wallet: ⏣ 7,634,486
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 73,760 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 11,881,486
Shared ⏣ 7,634,486 with @whole comet!
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 73,760 (0.0%)
Net: ⏣ 4,247,000
Wallet: ⏣ 7,641,486
Bank: ⏣ 907,993 / 1,200,682 (75.6%)
Net: ⏣ 18,937,479
⏣ 292,689
⏣ 7,348,797
⏣ 1,200,682
🥇 463,198,492 - NOBRU⁰⁰⁷#2688 🥈 365,717,888- M8RO WARRIOR#7516 🥉58,445,904- Sai Vikram#6944 🔹43,526,778- S H A R AT H ♥ ¹⁴³#2480 🔹38,030,050` - ! V A R M A 🤍#1394
Wallet: ⏣ 83,961,987
Bank: ⏣ 5,059,012 / 5,067,412 (99.8%)
Net: ⏣ 390,431,249
🥇 463,198,492 - NOBRU⁰⁰⁷#2688 🥈 365,717,888- M8RO WARRIOR#7516 🥉58,445,904- Sai Vikram#6944 🔹43,526,778- S H A R AT H ♥ ¹⁴³#2480 🔹38,030,050` - ! V A R M A 🤍#1394
Robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
Nice
Nice
@mint willow (spygaming#2188)
Wallet: ⏣ 142,297
Bank: ⏣ 1,200,682 / 4,873,041 (24.6%)
Net: ⏣ 12,724,979
🥇 85,261,324 - Kyojuro Rengoku 🌋#1014
🥈 83,419,562 - crysta#6438
🥉 64,296,221 - Alok#1685
🔹 12,640,118 - Rox<3#8183
🔹 6,670,565 - 𝓜𝓻. ᭄𝓡𝓪𝓳★♥࿐#9681
You were caught attempting to rob Kyojuro Rengoku 🌋#1014, and have been fined
736.
Robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
@modest lotus
Wallet: ⏣ 6,871,065
Bank: ⏣ 145,539 / 152,099 (95.7%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 8,465,250
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 15,481,854
Wallet: ⏣ 5,024,415
Bank: ⏣ 174,281 / 179,281 (97.2%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 12,908,250
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 18,106,946
@cursive lotus
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
@cursive lotus
You forgot to do your daily for 127 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1658239457:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1669334400:R>
in 7 days
0
@cursive lotus
We have a new update! :farmer:

With this update, we introduced a brand new mini-game... Farming!
You can jump right in with </farm view:1044653042965954571> or read our tutorial here: https://dankmemer.lol/tutorial/farming
Additionally, we made missing streaks much less punishing! Read the entire changelog!
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
You need ⏣ 75,000,000 to buy this upgrade.
⏣ 5,000
⏣ 5,069,415
⏣ 179,281
You already have a full bank.
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
@narrow ginkgo
We have a new update! :farmer:

With this update, we introduced a brand new mini-game... Farming!
You can jump right in with </farm view:1044653042965954571> or read our tutorial here: https://dankmemer.lol/tutorial/farming
Additionally, we made missing streaks much less punishing! Read the entire changelog!
You forgot to do your daily for 95 days, so you lost your 2-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1661079388:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1669420800:R>
in 7 days
0
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
/bal
Wallet: ⏣ 6,442,658
Bank: ⏣ 142,842 / 148,322 (96.3%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 6,437,250
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 13,022,750
⏣ 442
⏣ 6,442,216
⏣ 143,284
⏣ 5,038
⏣ 6,437,178
⏣ 148,322
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1669939200:R>
in 6 days
1
@jovial swan
</weekly:1011560370948800549> is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon
@jovial swan
We have a new update! :farmer:

With this update, we introduced a brand new mini-game... Farming!
You can jump right in with </farm view:1044653042965954571> or read our tutorial here: https://dankmemer.lol/tutorial/farming
Additionally, we made missing streaks much less punishing! Read the entire changelog!
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
Our bot has been updated and overhauled to use slash commands!
You use commands with / as a prefix rather than pls!
In August, we deployed a project we've been working on and planning for years, which was a complete rewrite of our entire codebase. It worked perfectly with the timing of Discord transitioning bots to use slash commands instead of message content prefixes (like pls).
You can read more about our big changes in that update here: dankmemer.lol - blog
You can keep up to date with more recent changes here: dankmemer.lol - changelog
Try running </monthly:1011560370911072262>!
pls cash
Pls daily
Pls daily
Wallet: ⏣ 125,500
Bank: ⏣ 535,613 / 564,493 (94.9%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 10,158,075
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 10,819,188
⏣ 51,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 1,000
<t:1670544000:R>
in 5 days
2
Hio
Pls bal
You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use </work list:1011560371267579942> to see a list of the available jobs
Pls bal
You forgot to do your daily for 45 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1666753203:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1670803200:R>
in 7 days
0
@analog shale Since it's the weekend, you're now getting double xp!
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
Pls bal
Pls bal
Pls daily
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1671840000:R>
in 6 days
1
@brazen lichen
Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000
@brazen lichen
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
@brazen lichen
In our latest and greatest update, we added skins. An all new reward to aspire for.
AND there's a holiday adventure going on, plus many more changes!
https://dankmemer.lol/changelog for the changelog
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/skin-release for a skin explanation
⏣ 2,050,500
⏣ 0
⏣ 7,410,948
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 7,410,948 / 18,463,248 (40.1%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 120,826,025
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 128,236,973
Adventure Ticket ─ 5
Tool
Alcohol ─ 6
Power-up
Ant ─ 7
Sellable
Apple ─ 7
Power-up
Bank Note ─ 207
Power-up
Bean ─ 1
Sellable
Blue Plastic Bits ─ 18
Collectable
Boar ─ 2
Sellable
Vote Level resets each month.
Vote Level 4 (in 2 levels)
:ReplyCont: ⏣ 25,000
:Reply: 1x :DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box
Vote Level 10 (in 8 levels)
:ReplyCont: ⏣ 25,000
:Reply: 2x :AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket
Vote Level 14 (in 12 levels)
:ReplyCont: ⏣ 25,000
:Reply: 1x :AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher
Vote Level 20 (in 18 levels)
:ReplyCont: ⏣ 50,000
:Reply: 1x :BottleOfWhiskey: Bottle of Whiskey
Vote Level 26 (in 24 levels)
:ReplyCont: ⏣ 150,000
:Reply: 1x :DuctTape: Duct Tape
Adventure Ticket ─ 8
Tool
Alcohol ─ 6
Power-up
Ant ─ 7
Sellable
Apple ─ 7
Power-up
Bank Note ─ 207
Power-up
Bean ─ 1
Sellable
Blue Plastic Bits ─ 18
Collectable
Boar ─ 2
Sellable
Wallet: ⏣ 300,000
Bank: ⏣ 7,410,948 / 18,463,248 (40.1%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 122,570,025
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 130,280,973
⏣ 300,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 7,710,948
/work
Jobs with :xmark: next to them are locked.
:check: Discord Mod
:ReplyCont:Shifts Required Per Day: 0
:ReplyCont:Time Between Shifts : 40m
:ReplyCont:Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
:Reply:Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per shift
:check: Babysitter
:ReplyCont:Shifts Required Per Day: 0
:ReplyCont:Time Between Shifts : 40m
:ReplyCont:Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
:Reply:Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per shift
:check: Fast Food Cook
:ReplyCont:Shifts Required Per Day: 1
:ReplyCont:Time Between Shifts : 43m
:ReplyCont:Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
:Reply:Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per shift
:check: House Wife
:ReplyCont:Shifts Required Per Day: 1
:ReplyCont:Time Between Shifts : 43m
:ReplyCont:Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
:Reply:Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per shift
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via </work shift:1011560371267579942>, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary is ⏣ 12,000 per shift.
/work
You lost the mini-game because you didn't dunk the ball into the correct basket.
You were given:
- ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par shift
/shop
Santa's Hat is dropping right now! Check </drops:1011560371078832205> to see more info
Cell Phone (6) ─ ⏣ 2,000
Back in my day these flipped open and shut. Wait they brought that back?
Padlock (7) ─ ⏣ 5,000 — 0/5,000
The lock picking lawyer would make quick work of this I'm ngl to you.
Shovel (3) ─ ⏣ 25,000
Hitting things with a shovel usually fixes it.
Fishing Pole (20) ─ ⏣ 25,000
It's no Bassmaster 2000 but it should do the job.
Hunting Rifle (33) ─ ⏣ 25,000
Bambi is VERY upset with you. Put it down!
Mouse (1) ─ ⏣ 100,000
Why is it called a mouse?
Keyboard (1) ─ ⏣ 100,000
Why are they called keys? Do they unlock the ability to type?
Life Saver (13) ─ ⏣ 100,000 — 1,771/2,500
The heart is crunchy and has no flavor. Better save it for later.
Santa's Hat

Cost: ⏣ 25,000

In Stock: 332,766/1,000,000

Limit per User: 75

Until: <t:1671825600:f>
Cookie

Drops: <t:1671850800:f>
Stonk Coin

Drops: <t:1671951600:f>
Boxed Chocolates

Drops: <t:1676349000:f>
Fool's Notif

Drops: <t:1680310800:f>
⏣ 250,000
⏣ 254,000
⏣ 7,460,948
Wallet: ⏣ 129,000
Bank: ⏣ 7,460,948 / 18,464,088 (40.4%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 124,140,025
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 131,729,973
@brazen lichen
Buy a drop item!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 'Limited time buyer' title
⏣ 4,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 7,464,948
:SantasHat: Santa's Hat is dropping right now! Check </drops:1011560371078832205> to see more info
:phone: Cell Phone (6) ─ ⏣ 2,000
Back in my day these flipped open and shut. Wait they brought that back?
:padlock: Padlock (7) ─ ⏣ 5,000 — 4,920/5,000
The lock picking lawyer would make quick work of this I'm ngl to you.
:IronShovel: Shovel (3) ─ ⏣ 25,000
Hitting things with a shovel usually fixes it.
:MedFishingPole: Fishing Pole (20) ─ ⏣ 25,000
It's no Bassmaster 2000 but it should do the job.
:LowRifle: Hunting Rifle (33) ─ ⏣ 25,000
Bambi is VERY upset with you. Put it down!
:Mouse: Mouse (1) ─ ⏣ 100,000
Why is it called a mouse?
:Keyboard: Keyboard (1) ─ ⏣ 100,000
Why are they called keys? Do they unlock the ability to type?
:LifeSaver: Life Saver (13) ─ ⏣ 100,000 — 2,417/2,500
The heart is crunchy and has no flavor. Better save it for later.
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
You lost the mini-game because the color you selected wasn't correct.
You were given:
- ⏣ 4,000 for a sub-par shift
⏣ 51,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 1,000
<t:1671926400:R>
in 5 days
2
</weekly:1011560370948800549> is only available on Premium servers.
To learn more about how to redeem a premium server, visit our Patreon
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 8,019,948 / 18,467,088 (43.4%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 125,673,025
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 133,692,973
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1671854905:R>
10
39
Grand Theft Auto V
0
This alien turned out to be really nice to you and gave you a meteorite!
- :LifeSaver: Life Saver gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- :CoinBomb: Coin Bomb gave you 3% luck during this interaction
- + 1x :Meteorite: Meteorite
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1671880559:R>
10
40
Grand Theft Auto V
0
You ran into someone who looks JUST like Matt Damon, and they're fertilizing their own feces to grow potatoes on Mars??
- Nothing interesting happened
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1671893350:R>
10
42
Grand Theft Auto V
0
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1671893350:R>
10
42
Grand Theft Auto V
0
You discovered a giant moon looking thing with a green laser blowing up a planet! Oh well, not your problem.
- Nothing interesting happened
- Your stream can last 30 minutes without any interaction.
- You can interact with your stream every 10 minutes.
- Your setup and statistics have impact on these limits.
0
<t:1671893350:R>
11
42
Grand Theft Auto V
0
You got sad because there are no memes in space...
- Nothing interesting happened
You were given:
- ⏣ 12,000 for your shift
All that time in the woods, and you couldn't catch a single thing hahaha
You dig in the dirt and brought back
Worm!
You cast out your line and sadly didn't get a bite
Wallet: ⏣ 14,000
Bank: ⏣ 7,956,087 / 18,474,168 (43.1%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 132,697,025
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 140,667,112
:Skunk: Skunk ─ 50
Sellable
:Snowflake: Snowflake ─ 1
Collectable
:StickBug: Stickbug ─ 3
Sellable
:Tidepod: Tidepod ─ 5
Collectable
:WaterBucket: Water Bucket ─ 1
Tool
:WateringCan: Watering Can ─ 1
Tool
:Worm: Worm ─ 58
Sellable
:Capybara: Zig's Capybara ─ 1
Sellable
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:SantasHat: Average Value: ⏣ 314,000
Selling 628 :SantasHat: Santa's Hat
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 125,600,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 200,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672282449:R>
:Reply: ID: 9I69VS
Selling 272 :SantasHat: Santa's Hat
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 54,400,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 200,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672150366:R>
:Reply: ID: FUKP7S
Selling 733 :SantasHat: Santa's Hat
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 153,930,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 210,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672089620:R>
:Reply: ID: V5GVUH
Selling 70 :SantasHat: Santa's Hat
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 15,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 214,285
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672067231:R>
:Reply: ID: JG1W62
Your Setup
:Mouse: Mouse
:Reply: Basic streaming item.
:Keyboard: Keyboard
:Reply: Basic streaming item.
Missing Items
:Camera: Camera (0)
:Microphone: Microphone (0)
:SoundCard: Sound Card (0)
:RingLight: Ring Light (0)
:Headphones: Headphones (0)
:GreenScreen: Green Screen (0)
Can be used to stream both on Twitch AND onlyfans!
You own 0
This item helps you with the amount of viewers watching your streams.
Average Value: ⏣ 3,548,000
Active Offers: 11 buy, 8 sell
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 16,667
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 3,548,000
Selling 1
Camera
For: ⏣ 2,900,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 2,900,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1671979960:R>
ID: GIZSXZ
Selling 3
Camera
For: ⏣ 9,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 3,000,000
Expires: <t:1672132636:R>
ID: WR69SA
Selling 4
Camera
For: ⏣ 12,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 3,000,000
Expires: <t:1671949725:R>
ID: KA7XCC
Selling 74
Camera
For: ⏣ 255,300,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 3,450,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1672002005:R>
ID: HQVT3Y
ElGato sells these, but you can make them yourself by taking an led panel and punching out the middle.
You own 0
This item lowers the minimum time between stream interactions.
Average Value: ⏣ 4,900,000
Active Offers: 12 buy, 9 sell
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 16,667
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
Honestly the most important aspect of a streamer's toolkit.
You own 0
This item helps keep your stream online for longer by lowering the chance for it to randomly end while interacting.
Average Value: ⏣ 14,588,000
Active Offers: 14 buy, 8 sell
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 16,667
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
To start your streaming journey, you need following items:
-
Keyboard
-
Mouse
@fierce pond
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
You need ⏣ 25,000,000 to buy this upgrade.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 936,987 / 2,855,452 (32.8%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,789,250
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 2,726,237
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1672012800:R>
in 6 days
1
/adventure
On your journey, you passed a star SHAPED like a star, wtf?
- Nothing interesting happened
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Pepe will wake up at <t:1671959814:t> (<t:1671959814:R>).
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
24h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Mid: (93%)
23h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
24h until empty
:xmark: This event has expired.
:White: I AM VERY BORED, SO HERE IS AN EVENT MY BORED GAMERS
guess guess guess
LUCKY earned ⏣ 3,590
You never fail to amaze me LUCKY. You deserve it for your hard work!
You received:
- ⏣ 360 salary bump (⏣ 12,360 per shift)
Wallet: ⏣ 1,903
Bank: ⏣ 7,717,087 / 18,496,488 (41.7%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 133,919,525
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 141,638,515
⏣ 15,000
⏣ 16,903
⏣ 7,702,087
⏣ 322,883
⏣ 0
⏣ 8,024,970
Merry Christmas from the Dank Memer team!
You own 9 (0.6% of your net worth)
Opening this will give you some Christmas themed items to celebrate!
Average Value: ⏣ 100,000
Active Offers: 85 buy, 30 sell
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 16,667
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
Chippy is angry and chippy is going to make that YOUR problem.
You own 0
Using this elf places it on your farm for the next 7 days. During that time, you'll get notifications when your crops are ready to harvest!
Average Value: ⏣ 500,000
Active Offers: 10 buy, 30 sell
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 83,334
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
:Capybara: Zig's Capybara ─ 3
Sellable
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:SantasHat: Average Value: ⏣ 314,000
Selling 100 :SantasHat: Santa's Hat
:ReplyCont: For: 33x :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672315667:R>
:Reply: ID: 1RYE6E
Selling 75 :SantasHat: Santa's Hat
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 16,350,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 218,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672131508:R>
:Reply: ID: IIRR9F
Selling 332 :SantasHat: Santa's Hat
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 73,040,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 220,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672178296:R>
:Reply: ID: 2HMBSW
Selling 3 :SantasHat: Santa's Hat
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 750,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 250,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672557120:R>
:Reply: ID: JCQ85Z
Oh let me run my daily for the box. Wha? It comes from voting and not daily? L devs.
You own 60 (20% of your net worth)
Using this item gives you a 10 minutes double xp boost.
Average Value: ⏣ 497,000
Active Offers: 18 buy, 58 sell
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 100,000
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:DailyBoxClosed: Average Value: ⏣ 497,000
Buying 96 :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: For: 96x :DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672279078:R>
:Reply: ID: 7IYK6H
Buying 47 :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: For: 47x :DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672545373:R>
:Reply: ID: 0AP4E1
Selling 16 :DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box
:ReplyCont: For: 16x :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672068647:R>
:Reply: ID: 0X38W8
Buying 6 :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: For: 6x :DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672980282:R>
:Reply: ID: RM7YE0
Posted an offer to sell 2x
Daily Box on the market.
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:DailyBoxClosed: Average Value: ⏣ 497,000
Selling 16 :DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box
:ReplyCont: For: 16x :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672068647:R>
:Reply: ID: 0X38W8
Selling 10 :DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box
:ReplyCont: For: 10x :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672365337:R>
:Reply: ID: O17LLD
Selling 10 :DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box
:ReplyCont: For: 20x :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1671981038:R>
:Reply: ID: 74TMSD
Selling 1 :DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box
:ReplyCont: For: 2x :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1672475276:R>
:Reply: ID: 5UEHXR
You have nothing to withdraw.
🤦
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed
You cast out your line and brought back
Snowflake!
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
/adventure
It gets really windy and a tumbleweed hits you in the face. The Town Sheriff notices and laughs at you. 
- Nothing interesting happened
⏣ 104,271
⏣ 0
⏣ 27,597,234
You were given:
- ⏣ 12,731 for your shift
- 1x :Diaper: Used Diaper
You equip your
Lucky Horseshoe, giving you slightly better luck in a few commands. This will wear off in 15 minutes.
/bank
LMAO you found nothing in the ground. SUCKS TO BE YOU!
@marsh rune
We've already released some big changes to our last big patch that added skins and a holiday event! Now prepare for a new years eve drop! Check the</drops:1011560371078832205> command to see when in your timezone it's happening.
We're dropping 999m poppers for 9,999 each with a limit of 9,999 per user. This drop will almost certainly not run out of stock, so just make sure you get there during the slotted time!
https://dankmemer.lol/changelog for the changelog
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/skin-release for a skin explanation
/work
You cast out your line and brought back
Ornament!
/bag
/beg
Bank robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1672272000:R>
in 6 days
1
:PinkBits: Pink Plastic Bits ─ 3
Collectable
:RarePepe: Rare Pepe ─ 6
Collectable
:RobbersWishlist: Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
Tool
:IronShovel: Shovel ─ 1
Tool
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ 2
Power-up
:Tidepod: Tidepod ─ 2
Collectable
:WaterBucket: Water Bucket ─ 1
Tool
/ deposit
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,282,904 / 11,719,443 (45.1%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 12,680,375
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 17,963,279
@remote nymph
We've already released some big changes to our last big patch that added skins and a holiday event! Now prepare for a new years eve drop! Check the</drops:1011560371078832205> command to see when in your timezone it's happening.
We're dropping 999m poppers for 9,999 each with a limit of 9,999 per user. This drop will almost certainly not run out of stock, so just make sure you get there during the slotted time!
https://dankmemer.lol/changelog for the changelog
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/skin-release for a skin explanation
/drops
New Years Popper

Drops: <t:1672462800:f>
Boxed Chocolates

Drops: <t:1676349000:f>
Fool's Notif

Drops: <t:1680310800:f>
eentidi
You forgot to do your daily for 2 days, so your streak was decreased by 2.
You last did your daily <t:1672040168:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1672358400:R>
in 7 days
0
@chrome ledge
Wallet: ⏣ 7,419,781
Bank: ⏣ 9,268,485 / 9,275,205 (99.9%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 31,490,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 48,178,266
@chrome ledge
⏣ 6,720
⏣ 7,413,061
⏣ 9,275,205
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
hi
You forgot to do your daily for 6 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1671946963:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1672617600:R>
in 7 days
0
Hi
Slowmode is now enabled in this channel with a chat delay of 3 seconds.
Hi
Pls bal
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1672617600:R>
in 6 days
1

⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1672704000:R>
in 6 days
1
Wallet: ⏣ 50,500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,595,500
⏣ 5,000
⏣ 45,500
⏣ 5,000
Wallet: ⏣ 1,129,836
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 9,353,133 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 18,113,275
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 19,243,111
You forgot to do your daily for 1 days, so your streak was decreased by 1.
You last did your daily <t:1672597687:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1672790400:R>
in 7 days
0
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1672790400:R>
in 6 days
1
Bank robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
Robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
Pls daily
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1672876800:R>
in 6 days
1
/work
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1672876800:R>
in 6 days
1
/work
You forgot to do your daily for 1 days, so your streak was decreased by 1.
You last did your daily <t:1672744494:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1672963200:R>
in 7 days
0
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 1,131,186 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 5,118,250
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 5,118,250
@grand pivot
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
/alert
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
You forgot to do your daily for 4 days, so your streak was cut in half.
You last did your daily <t:1672499153:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1672963200:R>
in 7 days
0
@chrome ledge
Pls daily
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1673222400:R>
in 6 days
1
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
Wallet: ⏣ 251,500
Bank: ⏣ 6,200 / 12,640 (49.1%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 2,137,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 2,394,700
You forgot to do your daily for 5 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1672844665:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1673395200:R>
in 7 days
0
Wallet: ⏣ 1,960,584
Bank: ⏣ 11,492,589 / 11,602,029 (99.1%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 149,135,350
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 162,588,523
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: MICROSOFT IS TRYING TO BUY DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to stop the sale, quickly defeat Microsoft!
-Tejaswini❤ dug up ⏣ 3,951 and 1x
Hunting Rifle
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1673481600:R>
in 6 days
1
Unfortunately gambling commands have been removed. We are working hard to create new fun systems to replace this
Read more here
⏣ 51,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 1,000
<t:1673568000:R>
in 5 days
2
You forgot to do your daily for 4 days, so your streak was cut in half.
You last did your daily <t:1673115384:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1673568000:R>
in 7 days
0
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1673740800:R>
in 6 days
1
First Update of 2023
And it's arguably the largest feature update we've ever had. Quests, skin fragments, reminders, omega shop, and SO much more.
Read about it here: https://dankmemer.lol/changelog (Update 2023.2.0)
Robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1673827200:R>
in 6 days
1
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Average Value: ⏣ 11,953,000
Selling 2
Sound Card
For: ⏣ 22,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 11,000,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1674039445:R>
ID: R9W8SO
Selling 2
Sound Card
For: ⏣ 24,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 12,000,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1674129302:R>
ID: Q8A79B
Selling 1
Sound Card
For: ⏣ 13,500,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 13,500,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1674054809:R>
ID: X3AVTN
Selling 5
Sound Card
For: ⏣ 70,000,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 14,000,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1673982548:R>
ID: U9Y6L3
Wallet: ⏣ 1,144,605
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 11,609,379 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 166,126,494
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 167,271,099
⏣ 1,144,605
⏣ 0
⏣ 1,144,605
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,282,904 / 11,721,183 (45.1%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 12,724,162
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 18,007,066
First Update of 2023
And it's arguably the largest feature update we've ever had. Quests, skin fragments, reminders, omega shop, and SO much more.
Read about it here: https://dankmemer.lol/changelog (Update 2023.2.0)
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 10,300 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Pls bal
Wallet: ⏣ 100,500
Bank: ⏣ 1,080 / 7,550 (14.3%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,231,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,332,580
⏣ 6,470
⏣ 94,030
⏣ 7,550
Wallet: ⏣ 94,030
Bank: ⏣ 7,550 / 7,550 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,231,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,332,580
Pls bal
Pls bal
hii
/ is the command for dank memer
Wallet: ⏣ 2,000,000
Bank: ⏣ 21,388,802 / 21,420,112 (99.9%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 10,650,118
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 34,038,920
You're required to work at least 1 times a day via </work shift:1011560371267579942>, or you'll be fired.
You start now, and your salary is ⏣ 11,111 per shift.
You lost the mini-game because the goalkeeper was at the goal you kicked the ball in..
You were given:
- ⏣ 3,704 for a sub-par shift
You were given:
- ⏣ 11,111 for your shift
Robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
Bank robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
🥇 2,209,744 - MBG • MADHAV#9064
🥈 1,071,179 - Sahara#0031
🥉 422,000 - - K O M A L A ²⁵²🖤✨#3557
🔹 251,500 - - J A S H U ²⁵²#1661
🔹 236,430 - OCEANIC GAMERS#8246
🔹 194,727 - unLucky?#1299
🔹 162,145 - Anti_hacker-Vk#5266
🔹 130,500 - -VICKY_xD🍁²⁵²#9693
🔹 123,239 - - J O K E R 777 ᵀᶜ(in hostel)#8767
🔹 104,869 - DEVIL 🛡#1778
🥇 111,428,533,896 - Hidden User
🥈 405,180,488 - M8RO WARRIOR#7516
🥉 292,679,720 - N.Shiva#5632
🔹 50,754,750 - - M B G • V A R M A 💔#1394
🔹 44,389,208 - Alstroxity#8183
🔹 34,369,164 - MBG • MADHAV#9064
🔹 34,154,080 - 〢yukee .+°#8081
🔹 20,033,289 - Patrick!#0453
🔹 18,496,898 - unLucky?#1299
🔹 14,038,441 - Sahara#0031
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1674604800:R>
in 6 days
1
Wallet: ⏣ 472,500
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 2,017,500
You forgot to do your daily for 15 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1673165693:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1674604800:R>
in 7 days
0
Wallet: ⏣ 301,500
Bank: ⏣ 6,200 / 13,300 (46.6%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 2,136,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 2,443,700
⏣ 5,000
⏣ 467,500
⏣ 5,000
:xmark: This event has expired.
:Cyan: THEY'VE GOT AIRPODS!
They can't hear us! We need to let them know they look like a jerk wearing those!
! KOMALA REDDY 🕊 ²⁵² obtained ⏣ 4,084
You already have a full bank.
@golden crystal bought 1x
Bank Note and paid ⏣ 200,000
1x
Bank Note
⏣ 222,015
⏣ 227,465
⏣ 222,465
⏣ 49,119
⏣ 227,465
You already have a full bank.
Wallet: ⏣ 49,119
Bank: ⏣ 227,465 / 227,465 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,821,584
how r u
🎱 No, you dingleberry

You were given:
- ⏣ 46,000 for your shift
⏣ 92,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 7,744,527
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1674777600:R>
in 6 days
1
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
Adventure Ticket ─ 2
Tool
Box of Sand ─ 1
Tool
Fresh Bread ─ 2
Sellable
Keyboard ─ 1
Tool
Mouse ─ 1
Tool
Robbers Wishlist ─ 1
Tool
⏣ 50,500
⏣ 0
⏣ 7,795,027
/vote
You forgot to do your daily for 1 days, so your streak was decreased by 1.
You last did your daily <t:1674572747:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1674777600:R>
in 7 days
0
/dep all
You already have a full bank.

You forgot to do your daily for 164 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1660470605:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1674777600:R>
in 7 days
0
@serene shard
Obtain a badge!
Reward: ⏣ 2,000,000
Wallet: ⏣ 99,119
Bank: ⏣ 227,465 / 227,465 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,871,584
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
@serene shard
Okok thelisindi
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
Hehe
Wallet: ⏣ 99,119
Bank: ⏣ 227,465 / 227,465 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,871,584
@golden crystal ela monthly clime cheyali
Adhi upgrades lo undi
Cheppu
Wallet: ⏣ 2,100,375
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 11,475,666 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 10,759,179
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 12,859,554
Radhu
Wallet: ⏣ 99,119
Bank: ⏣ 227,465 / 227,465 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,871,584
⏣ 2,100,375
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,100,375
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 2,100,375 / 11,475,666 (18.3%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 10,759,179
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 12,859,554
Level 1 (in 1 level)
⏣ 10,000
The 'Newbie' title
Level 2 (in 2 levels)
⏣ 10,000
5x
Padlock
Level 3 (in 3 levels)
⏣ 10,000
2x
Shredded Cheese
Level 4 (in 4 levels)
⏣ 10,000
1x
Pizza Slice
Level 5 (in 5 levels)
⏣ 10,000
The 'Re-poster' title
Dank Memer's Pet Store
Feel free to select a pet you want to buy.
:PetRabbit: Bunny is
:ReplyCont:friendly with: :catgirl::Panda::PetRabbit:
:Reply:hostile with: :Snake::TRex:
Telvad

You don't own any pets
Use </pets buy:1011560371171102768> to buy one.
⏣ 2,100,375
⏣ 2,100,375
⏣ 0
/Bj 250000
⏣ 125,000
⏣ 224,119
⏣ 102,465
Dank Memer's Pet Store
Feel free to select a pet you want to buy.
:PetRabbit: Bunny is
:ReplyCont:friendly with: :catgirl::Panda::PetRabbit:
:Reply:hostile with: :Snake::TRex:
You don't have any empty pet slots left!
You will unlock a new slot when all your pets reach level 30
You can have up to 5 pets...
You successfully bought a
Bunny
⏣ 2,100,375
⏣ 0
⏣ 2,100,375

You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1674749459:t> (<t:1674749459:R>).
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
48h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
12h until empty
:Bar1Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar2Full::Bar3Full: (100%)
12h until empty
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1674749459:t> (<t:1674749459:R>).




(100%)
48h until empty




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12h until empty
You can't game with yourself.
You can't play ttt, c4 and petfight with bots yet (coming in the future).




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(76/100)
Level 1
<t:1674747588:D>





⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1674950400:R>
in 6 days
1
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1674913295:t> (<t:1674913295:R>).
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2F::PB3E: (81%)
39h until empty
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2HF::PB3E: (68%)
9h until empty
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3F: (100%)
12h until empty
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
New Avatar, New Us!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/new-avatar
New Changelog as well
https://dankmemer.lol/changelog/2023-4-0
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1675243815:t> (<t:1675243815:R>).
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3F: (100%)
48h until empty
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3F: (100%)
12h until empty
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3F: (100%)
12h until empty
pls bal
Our bot has been updated and overhauled to use slash commands!
You use commands with / as a prefix rather than pls!
In August, we deployed a project we've been working on and planning for years, which was a complete rewrite of our entire codebase. It worked perfectly with the timing of Discord transitioning bots to use slash commands instead of message content prefixes (like pls).
You can read more about our big changes in that update here: dankmemer.lol - blog
You can keep up to date with more recent changes here: dankmemer.lol - changelog
Try running </balance:1011560371041095697>!
Robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
New Avatar, New Us!
https://dankmemer.lol/community/blog/new-avatar
New Changelog as well
https://dankmemer.lol/changelog/2023-4-0
peh
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3HF: (88%)
43h until empty
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3F: (100%)
12h until empty
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3F: (100%)
12h until empty
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1675314508:t> (<t:1675314508:R>).
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3F: (100%)
48h until empty
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3F: (100%)
12h until empty
:PB1C::PB2C::PB2C::PB2C::PB3F: (100%)
12h until empty
Cell Phone ─ 1
Tool
Common Fish ─ 4
Sellable
Daily Box ─ 22
Loot Box
Landmine ─ 2
Tool
Laptop ─ 1
Collectable
Life Saver ─ 2
Power-up
Meme Box ─ 1
Loot Box
Padlock ─ 1
Tool
/alert
/cash
🥇 55,500 - 💥ℕ𝕚𝕜𝕩_𝕁𝕠𝕕💥#7825
Coin Multiplier: +220%
+200% New User Level 0
+18% Tips Enabled
+2% Vote Reminder On
You can't game with yourself.
/alert
We just released a new update!
It includes an overhaul of how leveling works, new premium weekly rewards, currency balances, and tons of QoL features!
Check it out here: https://dankmemer.lol/changelog/2023-6-0
Wallet: ⏣ 106,915
Bank: ⏣ 1,023,803 / 1,129,917 (90.6%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 10,618,362
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 11,749,080
/cash
View the leaderboard online here.
1. MBG•CHITTI •
7,367,359
2. SHIVA ❤ •
1,581,425
3. 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐢 ✨ •
1,290,919
4. MBG ADHI •
296,912
5. MBG•Yaswanth💚 •
106,615
6. MBG • Prasanth •
76,144
7. ! KOMALA REDDY 🕊 ²⁵² •
72,462
8. ROWDY ROY (ESHU) 💝💞 •
55,554
9. MGZ ∆ RAM •
51,480
10. ! Yasaswini 👑 •
46,666
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1676160000:R>
in 6 days
1
View the leaderboard online here.
1. tom bad ff🌚 •
17,182
2. ! Yasaswini 👑 •
17,094
3. MBG-SRINADH •
16,498
4. MBG • Prasanth •
15,467
5. 826137834850091079 •
15,378
6. - Ɩąƙʂɧɱı 💛 •
14,783
7. ! LIKITHA❤🦋 •
14,604
8. ♕♢ 𝓒𝐇ⒾnŇᵘ ♢♕ 💜 •
14,554
9. - Λ K H I L •
14,060
10. - MR · BUNNY 👀 •
12,605
You were caught attempting to rob tom bad ff🌚#0115, and have been fined
0.
Wallet: ⏣ 213,603
Bank: ⏣ 227,465 / 227,465 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,820,362
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 2,261,430
⏣ 53,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 3,000
<t:1676419200:R>
in 1 day
6
Wallet: ⏣ 302,923
Bank: ⏣ 227,465 / 227,465 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,940,529
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 2,470,917
Apple ─ 3
Power-up
Fake ID ─ 1
Tool
Landmine ─ 2
Tool
New Player Pack ─ 1
Pack
Padlock ─ 1
Tool
Pet Feces ─ 2
Collectable
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1676353006:t> (<t:1676353006:R>).




(55%)
30h until empty




(0%)
0h until empty




(0%)
0h until empty
You forgot to do your daily for 5 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1676122383:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1676678400:R>
in 7 days
0
You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
You forgot to do your daily for 1 days, so your streak was decreased by 1.
You last did your daily <t:1676461964:R>
⏣ 53,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 3,000
<t:1676678400:R>
in 1 day
6
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1676629855:t> (<t:1676629855:R>).
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
53h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (99%)
14h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
/bal
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1676722400:t> (<t:1676722400:R>).
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (95%)
51h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1676764800:R>
in 6 days
1
View the leaderboard online here.
1. MBG•CHITTI •
7,067,640
2. SHIVA ❤ •
1,577,001
3. 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐢 ✨ •
1,292,347
4. MBG ADHI •
311,846
5. ! KOMALA REDDY 🕊 ²⁵² •
114,584
6. MBG•Yaswanth💚 •
112,939
7. MBG • Prasanth •
80,281
8. ROWDY ROY (ESHU) 💝💞 •
56,744
9. MGZ ∆ RAM •
51,480
10. - L U C K Y `⁰⁰⁷ •
47,509
Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,565,000
You have nothing to withdraw.
You have nothing to withdraw.
⏣ 5,000
⏣ 15,000
⏣ 5,000
:CX: This event has expired.
:Cyan: SKYPE IS TRYING TO BEAT DISCORD AGAIN!
We need to take it down, one sarcastic comment at a time!
⏣ 5,000
⏣ 20,000
⏣ 0
MATHIN19💫🤍 dug up ⏣ 4,312 and 1x
Cell Phone
Wallet: ⏣ 24,312
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,546,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,570,312
You have placed a bet of
400 on black
The ball landed on red 19
No winners
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on black
The ball landed on black 15
Winners:
@next surge won
2,000
You have placed a bet of
500 on odd
The ball landed on black 11
Winners:
@next surge won
1,000
You have placed a bet of
2,500 on odd
The ball landed on black 22
No winners
You have placed a bet of
1,500 on odd
The ball landed on black 15
Winners:
@next surge won
3,000
You have placed a bet of
1,000 on even
The ball landed on ** 0**
No winners
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on even
Wallet: ⏣ 24,312
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,546,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,570,312
The ball landed on black 22
Winners:
@next surge won
4,000
You have placed a bet of
4,000 on even
The ball landed on red 16
Winners:
@next surge won
8,000
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on even
The ball landed on red 12
Winners:
@next surge won
4,000
Wallet: ⏣ 24,312
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,546,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,570,312
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
Tool
:NewPlayerPack: New Player Pack ─ 1
Pack
⏣ 2,000
⏣ 22,312
⏣ 2,000
You can only hold ⏣ 5,000 in your bank right now. To hold more, use currency commands and level up more. If you find a banknote item, use that for more space as well!
Dank Memer's Pet Store
Feel free to select a pet you want to buy.
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on even
The ball landed on black 10
Winners:
@next surge won
4,000
You have placed a bet of
2,000 on even
The ball landed on black 33
No winners
You have placed a bet of
6,000 on even
The ball landed on black 17
No winners
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on even
Wallet: ⏣ 22,312
Bank: ⏣ 2,000 / 5,000 (40.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,546,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,570,312
The ball landed on ** 0**
No winners
You have placed a bet of
3,000 on even
The ball landed on black 33
No winners
⏣ 2,000
⏣ 24,312
⏣ 0
🥇 18,463 - Hidden User
🥈 18,410 - Skozil#2673
🥉 18,111 - jabebd#5637
🔹 18,071 - mrproxd516 2.0#2911
🔹 17,904 - idkman#4169
🔹 17,788 - oeke#2320
🔹 17,488 - Saru~#6806
🔹 16,994 - poppyman#2958
🔹 16,985 - password wuw#9334
🔹 16,931 - breh2#9367
You forgot to do your daily for 1 days, so your streak was decreased by 1.
You last did your daily <t:1676628001:R>
⏣ 52,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 2,500
<t:1676851200:R>
in 2 days
5
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1676816872:t> (<t:1676816872:R>).
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (97%)
52h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
You forgot to do your daily for 1 days, so your streak was decreased by 1.
You last did your daily <t:1676815030:R>
⏣ 52,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 2,000
<t:1677024000:R>
in 3 days
4
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1676965198:t> (<t:1676965198:R>).
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (99%)
53h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
You forgot to do your daily for 37 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1673702624:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1677024000:R>
in 7 days
0
You attempt to rob your local McDonalds. The cashier beats you and you are fined
27
You suggest something good and get rewarded
231
Deposited
483 to your bank!
View the leaderboard online here.
1. SOムMaRveL🔥 •
22,247
2. MBG • Prasanth •
20,550
3. pavani •
17,053
4. Shruthi •
15,653
5. 826137834850091079 •
15,378
6. ! LIKITHA❤🦋 •
15,013
7. - Ɩąƙʂɧɱı 💛 •
14,783
8. Sreya •
14,640
9. ♕♢ 𝓒𝐇ⒾnŇᵘ ♢♕ 💜 •
14,554
10. - Λ K H I L •
14,060
You robbed
17,797 from SOムMaRveL🔥#2308.
Result: Loss
-17,797
:8C: :aS:
Value: Soft 19
:7H: :3C: :10S:
Value: 20
⏣ 52,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 2,500
<t:1677110400:R>
in 2 days
5
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1677049494:t> (<t:1677049494:R>).
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
53h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1677196800:R>
in 6 days
1
Wallet: ⏣ 7,041,809
Bank: ⏣ 9,321,645 / 9,322,095 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 28,182,430
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 44,545,884
, top
Hello
You already got your daily today! Try again <t:1677283200:R>
⏣ 51,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 1,000
<t:1677283200:R>
in 5 days
2
⏣ 52,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 2,500
<t:1677369600:R>
in 2 days
5
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1677305644:t> (<t:1677305644:R>).




(55%)
29h until empty




(0%)
0h until empty




(0%)
0h until empty
⏣ 51,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 1,500
<t:1677369600:R>
in 4 days
3
You already got your daily today! Try again <t:1677369600:R>
⏣ 52,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 2,000
<t:1677456000:R>
in 3 days
4
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1677422848:t> (<t:1677422848:R>).
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3HFB: (91%)
49h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
You forgot to do your daily for 8 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1676731701:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1677542400:R>
in 7 days
0
/alert
We've updated our Patreon perks A LOT in the last few months!
Today we even added stickers to be given after 3 months of pledging at the $10 tier or higher.
Go check out the perks to support development, there's a lot of good ones!
Robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
Bank robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to bankrob!
🥇 1,113,306 - Iyz Akshit#0967
🥈 562,151 - ‘ Curbe࿐ྂ#7022 
🥉 403,718 - toxic-eshu 💗#1446
🔹 101,625 - SBG - PREETI⁰⁰⁷🖤✨#1242 🔹 18,804 ` - 殺すため#7267
You forgot to do your daily for 3 days, so your streak was decreased by 3.
You last did your daily <t:1678112936:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1678492800:R>
in 7 days
0
You can't interact with your pet right now.
The poor little thing is zapped out from a long day!
Bunny will wake up at <t:1678435903:t> (<t:1678435903:R>).
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
53h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (98%)
13h until empty
:PB1CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB2CB::PB3FB: (100%)
14h until empty
Owo daily
Wallet: ⏣ 20,000
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 5,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,545,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,565,000
You forgot to do your daily for 211 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1660294322:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1678665600:R>
in 7 days
0
/dep all
We've updated our Patreon perks A LOT in the last few months!
Today we even added stickers to be given after 3 months of pledging at the $10 tier or higher.
Go check out the perks to support development, there's a lot of good ones!
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 5,240,625 / 5,357,044 (97.8%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 24,481,362
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 29,771,987
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 5,290,625
/deposit all
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 5,290,625 / 5,357,044 (98.8%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 24,481,362
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 29,771,987
You are already working as a Discord Mod. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use </work resign:1011560371267579942>.
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1678752000:R>
in 6 days
1
:BlueBits: Blue Plastic Bits ─ 8
Collectable
:ChillPill: Chill Pill ─ 3
Collectable
:FidgetSpinner: Fidget Spinner ─ 1
Collectable
:GoldenBits: Golden Plastic Bits ─ 1
Collectable
:laptop: Laptop ─ 5
Collectable
:PepeCoin: Pepe Coin ─ 1
Collectable
:PinkBits: Pink Plastic Bits ─ 25
Collectable
:PurpleBits: Purple Plastic Bits ─ 3
Collectable
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1678838400:R>
in 6 days
1
Wallet: ⏣ 482,921
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 10,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 7,491,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 7,973,921
You forgot to do your daily for 50 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1674995648:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1679443200:R>
in 7 days
0
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 100,500
Wallet: ⏣ 2,451,223
Bank: ⏣ 21,388,802 / 21,416,962 (99.9%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 9,552,726
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 33,392,751
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1679443200:R>
in 6 days
1
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
You don't own a single Snowball, therefore cannot use it.
You don't own a single Normie Box, therefore cannot use it.
We've updated our Patreon perks A LOT in the last few months!
Today we even added stickers to be given after 3 months of pledging at the $10 tier or higher.
Go check out the perks to support development, there's a lot of good ones!
:SeaWeed: Seaweed ─ 1
Sellable
:IronShovel: Shovel ─ 2
Tool
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ 5
Power-up
:Skunk: Skunk ─ 21
Sellable
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ 1
Power-up
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 1
Tool
:CoinBomb: Coin Bomb ─ 4
Tool
:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box ─ 1
Loot Box
:FakeID: Fake ID ─ 3
Tool
:MedFishingPole: Fishing Pole ─ 1
Tool
:LowRifle: Hunting Rifle ─ 1
Tool
:laptop: Laptop ─ 2
Collectable
⏣ 4,760
⏣ 313,396
⏣ 10,000
:legacysantasbag: Legacy Santa's Bag Skin
:ReplyCont: 50x :SkinFragments: Skin Fragments (You have 0)
:Reply: Resets: <t:1679529600:t> (<t:1679529600:R>)
:Hoe: Hoe (0) ─ ⏣ 100,000
Ain't nobody getting between me and my bros, bros before uh... nevermind.
:WaterBucket: Water Bucket (0) ─ ⏣ 100,000
It is possible the dEvElOpEr that created this item plays the hit game Minecraft
:WateringCan: Watering Can (0) ─ ⏣ 100,000
Watering can? I sure can water with the watering can. Can I water the can first?
:PotatoCrate: Potato Seeds (0) ─ ⏣ 100,000
Potato seeds are literally just... potatoes. What if we grew humans by planting humans. Wait, that is a zombie.
:banknote: Bank Note (0) ─ ⏣ 150,000 — 0/2,000
Imagine if banks actually had a max amount. Wait, some do? Thanks Obama.
:AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket (0) ─ ⏣ 150,000
Adventure time, grab your ticket!
:LifeSaver: Life Saver (2) ─ ⏣ 200,000 — 1,880/2,000
The heart is crunchy and has no flavor. Better save it for later.
:RobbersWishlist: Robbers Wishlist (0) ─ ⏣ 350,000 — 1,991/2,000
Who would leave this laying around? It's such easy evidence against them...
/buy anti rob pack
Are you sure you want to buy 1x :AntiRobPack: Anti-Rob Pack for ⏣ 100,000?
@plush drum bought 1x
Anti-Rob Pack and paid ⏣ 100,000
Are you sure you want to buy 1x :LifeSaver: Life Saver for ⏣ 200,000?
@plush drum bought 1x
Life Saver and paid ⏣ 200,000
Wallet: ⏣ 13,396
Bank: ⏣ 10,000 / 10,000 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,326,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,349,396
You already have a full bank.
You work as a toy manufacturer and sell toys to kids for
222
You never fail to amaze me KING_👑_VISHNU. You deserve it for your hard work!
You received:
- ⏣ 300 salary bump (⏣ 10,300 per shift)
@plush drum
Get a promotion!
Reward: ⏣ 25,000
Reward: 1x
Rare Pepe
You lost the mini-game because you clicked buttons in wrong order.
You were given:
- ⏣ 3,433 for a sub-par shift
Pls daily
You forgot to do your daily for 8 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1678676376:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1679529600:R>
in 7 days
0
You already got your daily today! Try again <t:1679529600:R>
You got cloned for science. You earned
190
⏣ 66,419
⏣ 34,081
⏣ 5,357,044
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
@humble nymph
:CornDog: Corndog ─ 1
Sellable
:DailyBoxClosed: Daily Box ─ 3
Loot Box
:DankBoxClosed: Dank Box ─ 2
Loot Box
:Deer: Deer ─ 7
Sellable
:Duck: Duck ─ 5
Sellable
:EnergyDrink: Energy Drink ─ 1
Power-up
:ExoticFish: Exotic Fish ─ 2
Sellable
:FakeID: Fake ID ─ 14
Tool
@timid olive
ha
Nuvvu idhi aadathava
@timid olive
ha
Pls daily
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 100,500 / 8,519,984 (1.2%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 112,964,030
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 113,064,530
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1679529600:R>
in 6 days
1
🥇 10,847,708 - Alstroxity#8183
🥈 6,360,975 - TGFF 𖤓 SIVA😜#7116
🥉 5,357,044 - - 𝙰 𝙱 𝙷 𝙸👻#2354
🔹 5,325,710 - Hidden User
🔹 3,833,920 - ! DFG S A K E T H 🖤#7621
🔹 3,669,165 - KARMA 👑#2371
🔹 1,203,454 - ༄GON-§ ❤̸̄͝§ - ABSOLUTE-#2488
🔹 903,892 - SCOUT²⁵²#7535
🔹 437,943 - 𝚅𝚒𝚂𝚑𝚄🖤#2222
🔹 393,353 - S I G M A#5488
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
Anniya @timid olive dank box 1 and bank notes isthava pls
⏣ 50,500
⏣ 0
⏣ 151,000
Wallet: ⏣ 2,630,431
Bank: ⏣ 21,388,802 / 21,416,962 (99.9%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 9,748,726
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 33,767,959
@timid olive isthava pls
anti cheppu
Dank box 1 and konni bank notes pls
sare cmd cheppu
Undu
k
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
Buying 852
Pet Feces
For: ⏣ 306,720,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 360,000
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1679782446:R>
ID: 6TQULY
Selling 1
Bank Note
For: ⏣ 125,000
Value per Unit: ⏣ 125,000
Expires: <t:1679554992:R>
ID: 9Z7K1Z
Buying 315
Christmas Gift
For: 4,095x
Bank Note
Partial Accepting Allowed
Expires: <t:1679897987:R>
ID: MSDFKW
Buying 1
Puzzle Key
For: 170,000x
Shredded Cheese
Expires: <t:1679598274:R>
ID: S2EIPG
/friends share items.
Idhi use chey @timid olive
/friends share items.
:SeaWeed: Seaweed ─ 1
Sellable
:IronShovel: Shovel ─ 2
Tool
:shreddedcheese: Shredded Cheese ─ 5
Power-up
:Skunk: Skunk ─ 21
Sellable
:AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket ─ 1
Tool
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ 1
Power-up
:Ant: Ant ─ 1
Sellable
:BanHammer: Ban Hammer ─ 2
Sellable
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 10
Power-up
:BlueBits: Blue Plastic Bits ─ 8
Collectable
:Boar: Boar ─ 1
Sellable
:sand: Box of Sand ─ 9
Tool
You already got your daily today! Try again <t:1679529600:R>
Jobs with
next to them are locked.
Discord Mod
Shifts Required Per Day: 0
Time Between Shifts : 40m
Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
Salary: ⏣ 10,000 per shift
Babysitter
Shifts Required Per Day: 0
Time Between Shifts : 40m
Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
Salary: ⏣ 10,500 per shift
Fast Food Cook
Shifts Required Per Day: 1
Time Between Shifts : 43m
Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
Salary: ⏣ 11,111 per shift
House Wife
Shifts Required Per Day: 1
Time Between Shifts : 43m
Total Shifts Required To Unlock: 0
Salary: ⏣ 12,000 per shift
@rugged locust
Run 1000 commands!
Reward: ⏣ 500,000
You are already working as a Fast Food Cook. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use </work resign:1011560371267579942>.
You work as a dog surfing instructor and earn
497
You were given:
- ⏣ 11,445 for your shift
what is 8ball
🎱 honestly I don't care lol
You finally confirm for humanity that the moon is NOT made of cheese.
- Nothing interesting happened
You already have a full bank.
Wallet: ⏣ 534,081
Bank: ⏣ 5,357,044 / 5,357,044 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 24,481,362
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 30,372,487
Say bro
@rugged locust dm
⏣ 51,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 1,000
<t:1679616000:R>
in 5 days
2
Wallet: ⏣ 51,000
Bank: ⏣ 151,000 / 8,519,984 (1.8%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 112,964,030
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 113,166,030
⏣ 51,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 202,000
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 202,000 / 8,519,984 (2.4%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 112,964,030
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 113,166,030
:sand: Box of Sand ─ 29
Tool
:Candy: Candy ─ 5
Power-up
:CandyCane: Candy Cane ─ 1
Tool
:phone: Cell Phone ─ 2
Tool
:ChillPill: Chill Pill ─ 19
Collectable
:CoinBomb: Coin Bomb ─ 20
Tool
:CommonFish: Common Fish ─ 38
Sellable
:Cookie: Cookie ─ 17
Sellable
Imagine going into the woods to hunt something, and coming out empty handed.
You are already working as a Scientist. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use </work resign:1011560371267579942>.
Are you sure you want to resign?
You resigned from your position as Scientist. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1679616000:R>
in 6 days
1
You already have a full bank.
Wallet: ⏣ 584,581
Bank: ⏣ 5,357,044 / 5,357,044 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 24,481,362
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 30,422,987
:AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket ─ 1
Tool
:Alcohol: Alcohol ─ 1
Power-up
:Ant: Ant ─ 1
Sellable
:BanHammer: Ban Hammer ─ 2
Sellable
:banknote: Bank Note ─ 10
Power-up
:BlueBits: Blue Plastic Bits ─ 8
Collectable
:Boar: Boar ─ 1
Sellable
:sand: Box of Sand ─ 9
Tool
10x
Bank Note
⏣ 3,233,421
⏣ 8,590,465
⏣ 584,581
⏣ 0
⏣ 5,941,625
Our website contains lots of resources to get you going in our bot!
</compare:1011560370864930855>
:Reply: Compare yourself with another user.
</craft:1011560371078832201>
:Reply: Craft items together to make different items!
</crime:1011560371078832202>
:Reply: Commit a (fake) crime for items and coins, with some risk.
</currencylog:1011560371078832203>
:Reply: See a complete log of all items and coins going in an out of your inventory.
</daily:1011560370864930856>
:Reply: Each day you can get an injection of coins and maintain a streak.
</deposit:1011560370911072256>
:Reply: Deposit coins into your bank out of your pocket.
</dig:1011560371078832204>
:Reply: Dig in the dirt for bugs and other fun items.
</drops:1011560371078832205>
:Reply: See upcoming drop sales and buy any that might be active.
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1x
Box of Sand!
You dig in the dirt and brought back 1x
Stickbug!
You were given:
- ⏣ 10,300 for your shift
You already have a full bank.
Bank robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
Wallet: ⏣ 52,129
Bank: ⏣ 10,000 / 10,000 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 1,463,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 1,525,129
Put 1 item in your showcase!
:ReplyCont: ⏣ 50,000
:Reply: :PB1E::PB2E::PB2E::PB2E::PB3E: 0% 0 / 1
Put 3 items in your showcase!
:ReplyCont: 1x :PepeCoin: Pepe Coin
:Reply: :PB1E::PB2E::PB2E::PB2E::PB3E: 0% 0 / 3
Put 6 items in your showcase!
:ReplyCont: 1x :PepeMedal: Pepe Medal
:ReplyCont: 1x :PepeCoin: Pepe Coin
:ReplyCont: 'Massive Showoff' title
:Reply: :PB1E::PB2E::PB2E::PB2E::PB3E: 0% 0 / 6
Obtain Prestige 1!
:ReplyCont: 1x :MemeBoxClosed: Meme Box
:Reply: :PB1E::PB2E::PB2E::PB2E::PB3E: 0% 0 / 1
Obtain Prestige 5!
:ReplyCont: 1x :DankBoxClosed: Dank Box
:Reply: :PB1E::PB2E::PB2E::PB2E::PB3E: 0% 0 / 5
You forgot to do your daily for 284 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1654923460:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1679616000:R>
in 7 days
0
Wallet: ⏣ 202,129
Bank: ⏣ 10,000 / 10,000 (100.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 2,017,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 2,229,129
You never fail to amaze me LORD_VISHNU. You deserve it for your hard work!
You received:
- ⏣ 309 salary bump (⏣ 10,609 per shift)
You are already working as a Discord Mod. If you want to leave your current job to apply for a new one, use </work resign:1011560371267579942>.
Are you sure you want to resign?
You resigned from your position as Discord Mod. You need to wait 3 hours before you can apply for another job.
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1679702400:R>
in 6 days
1
Are you sure you want to donate your coins?
You will donate ⏣ 2,000
You need at least 150 total work shifts in any job before you can work as a Developer. You currently only have 3 shifts.
You don't currently have a job to work at. You can use </work list:1011560371267579942> to see a list of the available jobs
You need at least 100 total work shifts in any job before you can work as a Pro Gamer. You currently only have 3 shifts.
You need at least 225 total work shifts in any job before you can work as a Dank Memer Shopkeeper. You currently only have 3 shifts.
You forgot to do your daily for 7 days, so you lost your 4-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1679018393:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1679788800:R>
in 7 days
0
Wallet: ⏣ 703,421
Bank: ⏣ 0 / 10,000 (0.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 7,491,000
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 8,194,421
You forgot to do your daily for 2 days, so your streak was decreased by 2.
You last did your daily <t:1679534460:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1679875200:R>
in 7 days
0
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 252,000
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 252,000 / 8,519,984 (3.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 112,964,030
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 113,216,030
Wallet: ⏣ 0
Bank: ⏣ 252,000 / 8,519,984 (3.0%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 112,964,030
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 113,216,030
pls bal
Our bot has been updated and overhauled to use slash commands!
You use commands with / as a prefix rather than pls!
In August, we deployed a project we've been working on and planning for years, which was a complete rewrite of our entire codebase. It worked perfectly with the timing of Discord transitioning bots to use slash commands instead of message content prefixes (like pls).
You can read more about our big changes in that update here: dankmemer.lol - blog
You can keep up to date with more recent changes here: dankmemer.lol - changelog
Try running </balance:1011560371041095697>!
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1679875200:R>
in 6 days
1
Robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1679875200:R>
in 6 days
1
⏣ 693,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 8,817,432
You put your wishlist away after using it, time to rob!
:CX: This event has expired.
:White: SOMEONE JUST POSTED AN IDEA ON REDDIT!
Try their game!
I just chose a secret number between 1 and 100.
Is the secret number higher or lower than 90?
Nobody won! LMAO
@neat mica sis
pls meme
Our bot has been updated and overhauled to use slash commands!
You use commands with / as a prefix rather than pls!
In August, we deployed a project we've been working on and planning for years, which was a complete rewrite of our entire codebase. It worked perfectly with the timing of Discord transitioning bots to use slash commands instead of message content prefixes (like pls).
You can read more about our big changes in that update here: dankmemer.lol - blog
You can keep up to date with more recent changes here: dankmemer.lol - changelog
Try running </meme:1011560371309510701>!
Wallet: ⏣ 109,291
Bank: ⏣ 1,023,803 / 1,121,217 (91.3%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 10,828,362
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 11,961,456
⏣ 97,414
⏣ 11,877
⏣ 1,121,217
/alert
We've updated our Patreon perks A LOT in the last few months!
Today we even added stickers to be given after 3 months of pledging at the $10 tier or higher.
Go check out the perks to support development, there's a lot of good ones!
Deposited
7,756 to your bank!
View the leaderboard online here.
11. ♢ MGZ ∆ RAM ♢ •
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12. ROWDY ROY (ESHU) 💝💞 •
52,192
13. ! Yasaswini 💜 •
50,550
14. MBG ADHI •
48,106
15. dad's princes •
46,214
16. - S A I P S R 🖤 💫 •
40,751
17. MBG YUVARAJ ❤ •
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36,237
19. Sreya •
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View the leaderboard online here.
1. MBG YUVARAJ ❤ •
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10. °KOMALA REDDY 🕊 ²⁵² •
18,336
You robbed
30,875 from MBG YUVARAJ ❤#7136.
Deposited
30,875 to your bank!
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Wallet: ⏣ 604,191
Bank: ⏣ 6,516,183 / 6,536,251 (99.7%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 52,608,208
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 59,728,582
Robbing is disabled in this server!
If you believe this to be an error, tell your server owner to run /serversettings to enable it!
Wallet: ⏣ 3,812
Bank: ⏣ 60,474 / 1,033,903 (5.8%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 9,919,362
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 9,983,648
You forgot to do your daily for 216 days, so you lost your 3-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1661432837:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1680220800:R>
in 7 days
0
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⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1680393600:R>
in 6 days
1
⏣ 8,917,932
⏣ 0
⏣ 8,917,932
⏣ 50,500was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 500
<t:1680480000:R>
in 6 days
1
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⏣ 104,312
⏣ 0
⏣ 164,786
Pls cash
Pls cash
You forgot to do your daily for 6 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1680174162:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1680825600:R>
in 7 days
0
⏣ 50,525was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 525
<t:1680912000:R>
in 4 days
1
Our latest update is live now!
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You forgot to do your daily for 6 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1680334311:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1680998400:R>
in 5 days
0
Wallet: ⏣ 50,000
Bank: ⏣ 8,917,932 / 9,315,045 (95.7%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 27,585,888
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 36,553,820
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
⏣ 8,967,932
Our latest update is live now!
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You can't use this item, you've already used it and it's active right now!
Pls work
You forgot to do your daily for 243 days, so you lost your 1-day streak.
You last did your daily <t:1659931103:R>
⏣ 50,000was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 0
<t:1681084800:R>
in 5 days
0
Our latest update is live now!
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The ability to buy premium (among other things) on our store will be here in a few days!
pls daily
Our bot has been updated and overhauled to use slash commands!
You use commands with / as a prefix rather than pls!
In August, we deployed a project we've been working on and planning for years, which was a complete rewrite of our entire codebase. It worked perfectly with the timing of Discord transitioning bots to use slash commands instead of message content prefixes (like pls).
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⏣ 50,525was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 525
<t:1681257600:R>
in 4 days
1
You got lost and couldn't find your way out until midnight, who knew dank had so much history!
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Feel free to select a pet you want to buy.
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Wallet: ⏣ 44,311,530
Bank: ⏣ 41,293,559 / 41,402,759 (99.7%)
Inventory Net: ⏣ 120,543,934
Market Net: ⏣ 0
Total Net: ⏣ 206,149,023
Our latest update is live now!
Read about the changes here: https://dankmemer.lol/changelog
The ability to buy premium (among other things) on our store will be here in a few days!
Imagine if banks actually had a max amount. Wait, some do? Thanks Obama.
You own 0
You can use this item to expand your max bank space.
Average Value: ⏣ 151,000
Active Offers: 24 buy, 143 sell
250,000x
Coins
1x
Duct Tape
- </shop buy:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 150,000
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 25,000
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
:AdventureVoucher: Adventure Voucher ─ 1
Collectable
:BlueBits: Blue Plastic Bits ─ 19
Collectable
:Broccoli: Broccoli ─ 1
Collectable
:Carrot: Carrot ─ 39
Collectable
:ChillPill: Chill Pill ─ 10
Collectable
:ChristmasTreeDeco: Christmas Tree ─ 6
Collectable
:CowBoyHat: Cowboy Hat ─ 1
Collectable
:Ring: Engagement Ring ─ 2
Collectable
:Deer: Deer ─ 3
Sellable
:Dragon: Dragon ─ 2
Sellable
:Duck: Duck ─ 11
Sellable
:DuctTape: Duct Tape ─ 9
Tool
:ElfOnTheShelf: Elf On The Shelf ─ 8
Power-up
:Ring: Engagement Ring ─ 2
Collectable
:ExoticFish: Exotic Fish ─ 3
Sellable
:FakeID: Fake ID ─ 6
Tool
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:SantasHat: Average Value: ⏣ 140,000
Buying 996 :SantasHat: Santa's Hat
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 39,840,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 40,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681693034:R>
:Reply: ID: ERXH92
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:ChristmasTreeDeco: Average Value: ⏣ 600,000
Buying 100 :ChristmasTreeDeco: Christmas Tree
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 40,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 400,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681709631:R>
:Reply: ID: 10SBQ3
Buying 1 :ChristmasTreeDeco: Christmas Tree
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 350,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 350,000
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681679584:R>
:Reply: ID: 1YA7G4
Buying 1 :ChristmasTreeDeco: Christmas Tree
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 350,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 350,000
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681696736:R>
:Reply: ID: QUIL3V
Buying 1 :ChristmasTreeDeco: Christmas Tree
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 350,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 350,000
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681696829:R>
:Reply: ID: ZHI0R0
Merry Christmas from the Dank Memer team!
You own 1 (1% of your net worth)
Opening this will give you some Christmas themed items to celebrate!
Average Value: ⏣ 2,189,000
Active Offers: 15 buy, 6 sell
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 16,667
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:ChristmasPresent: Average Value: ⏣ 2,189,000
Buying 30 :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 51,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 1,700,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681702706:R>
:Reply: ID: C0NO0F
Buying 30 :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 51,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 1,700,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681702725:R>
:Reply: ID: M0912G
Buying 30 :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 51,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 1,700,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681702747:R>
:Reply: ID: Z571ET
Buying 30 :ChristmasPresent: Christmas Gift
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 51,000,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 1,700,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681702730:R>
:Reply: ID: FPS460
Chippy is angry and chippy is going to make that YOUR problem.
You own 8 (3% of your net worth)
Using this elf places it on your farm for the next 7 days. During that time, you'll get notifications when your crops are ready to harvest!
Average Value: ⏣ 783,000
Active Offers: 6 buy, 8 sell
- </shop sell item:1011560371267579937> for ⏣ 83,334
- </use:1011560371267579941> (consumed on use)
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:ElfOnTheShelf: Average Value: ⏣ 783,000
Buying 846 :ElfOnTheShelf: Elf On The Shelf
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 592,200,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 700,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681504791:R>
:Reply: ID: GC4CGE
Buying 1 :PuzzleKey: Puzzle Key
:ReplyCont: For: 7,000x :ElfOnTheShelf: Elf On The Shelf
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681452598:R>
:Reply: ID: S24IYU
Buying 38 :ElfOnTheShelf: Elf On The Shelf
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 20,710,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 545,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681476600:R>
:Reply: ID: EAZ5Q4
Buying 99 :ElfOnTheShelf: Elf On The Shelf
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 44,550,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 450,000
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681340542:R>
:Reply: ID: 5UA443
🔗 How to partially fulfill orders
:banknote: Average Value: ⏣ 151,000
Selling 63 :banknote: Bank Note
:ReplyCont: For: 1x :RustyMachine: Rusty Machine
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1683069337:R>
:Reply: ID: 73D4Y4
Selling 25 :banknote: Bank Note
:ReplyCont: For: 1x :RustyMachine: Rusty Machine
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1683474173:R>
:Reply: ID: 4Z6WQP
Selling 1,000 :banknote: Bank Note
:ReplyCont: For: 2,000x :Boar: Boar
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681707716:R>
:Reply: ID: 5MDBP6
Selling 2,626 :banknote: Bank Note
:ReplyCont: For: ⏣ 342,693,000
:ReplyCont: Value per Unit: ⏣ 130,500
:ReplyCont: Partial Accepting Allowed
:ReplyCont: Expires: <t:1681365667:R>
:Reply: ID: EX5HLM
[#1] Item Expiration
Your
Padlock expired...
[#2] Item Expiration
Your
Santa's Hat e...
[#3] Adventure Ended
You didn't interact with your adventure for 2 week...
[#4] Your pet memed away!
Your pet felt terrible about being neglected. It m...
[#5] Your pet lost a level!
Your pet is feeling terrible about being neglected...
You don't own any pets
Use </pets buy:1011560371171102768> to buy one.
⏣ 50,525was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 525
<t:1681344000:R>
in 4 days
1
Our latest update is live now!
Read about the changes here: https://dankmemer.lol/changelog
The ability to buy premium (among other things) on our store will be here in a few days!
You already got your daily today! Try again <t:1681344000:R>
/yearly
⏣ 51,050was placed in your wallet!
⏣ 50,000
⏣ 1,050
<t:1681344000:R>
in 3 days
2
You can buy the ability to use this command in </advancements upgrades:1011560371041095694> menu.
daily
Pls work
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:legacygiftbox: Legacy Christmas Gift Skin
:ReplyCont: 20x :SkinFragments: Skin Fragments (You have 10)
:Reply: Resets: <t:1681776000:t> (<t:1681776000:R>)
:WaterBucket: Water Bucket (2) ─ ⏣ 100,000
It is possible the dEvElOpEr that created this item plays the hit game Minecraft
:WateringCan: Watering Can (0) ─ ⏣ 100,000
Watering can? I sure can water with the watering can. Can I water the can first?
:PotatoCrate: Potato Seeds (0) ─ ⏣ 100,000
Potato seeds are literally just... potatoes. What if we grew humans by planting humans. Wait, that is a zombie.
:banknote: Bank Note (0) ─ ⏣ 150,000 — 0/2,000
Imagine if banks actually had a max amount. Wait, some do? Thanks Obama.
:AdventureTicket: Adventure Ticket (0) ─ ⏣ 150,000
Adventure time, grab your ticket!
:LifeSaver: Life Saver (0) ─ ⏣ 200,000 — 1,850/2,000
The heart is crunchy and has no flavor. Better save it for later.
:RobbersWishlist: Robbers Wishlist (0) ─ ⏣ 350,000 — 1,442/2,000
Who would leave this laying around? It's such easy evidence against them...
:DuctTape: Duct Tape (0) ─ ⏣ 700,000 — 4,984/5,000
It is not suspicious to buy this from the store UNLESS you buy it in bulk and wear a dark hoodie.
⏣ 350,000
⏣ 375,120
⏣ 719,094
Are you sure you want to buy 1x :RobbersWishlist: Robbers Wishlist for ⏣ 350,000?
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