#🤣-memes
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patate
I'm the new toaster
delete what
no comment
you're*
hello friend
AH mod
We all can't

we are fixing it

Try alt + F4 to obtain the media perm
Im on mobile
Got any other advice?
Alt F4
oh yeah mods have embed but you dont not yet

we will wait until stuff calms down
i saw some normal users have perms tho
nvm then
Yeah embeds work but my meme folder isnt embeded
What if i create a google drive folder and share the link?

holy bypass
upload somewhere else on discord
right click/tap hold
copy link
paste
i'll use imgur
Lol
To what
Something
that hes a furry
i was here
And?
i survived
the old member role has been renamed to “survivor”
lol
my pc says otherwise after witnessing 6k pings
Damn I’ve managed to not have this role and have to deal with the hack stuff
Gosh im happy
haha u rejoined
Amateur
Yeah, for the computer channel mostly
the human brain is magical
Im never putting a single second or code line in this project ever again
im here before it becomes brainrot
nvm
fih
Oh no, my vrchat screenshots
For personal reasons
jumpscare

And this
emote

Hes so handsome
Hi door handle
just like you
Hewwo
I mean, i said hi but im not available 💀
cya
-# gonna shower myself
-# if u wanted to know
What is the deal with this red humanoid thing?
i was here for it all and even i dont know what its all about
that was the image the hacker used when sending scaring messages
ah I figured, but never saw any images by the hacker
nothing embeds
Everyone who saved the memes that were pinned should repost them so we get them back
Ima need that
Send me thay
U got more?
This should be a sticker lol
What this arabian text mean?
Some nonsense like "when your mom says... But you". Some people translated it before
Nevermind
Yes i translated it but it tells me the same stuff...
You have to type out the meme and explain what the picture looks like
Blonde kid hand movement yelling digits
That hacker is a clown

embed perms when
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send the pics/vids in a private discord server, right click, "copy link", and then send it here
but thats too much work
how tf did you get 6 diffrents skulls
im in multiple servers having ios skulls
same picture, different id
🦶
my point is that the illusion is broken while falling for it
Let’s not post that
Lemme cook
When?
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bob
Childrens game btw
No no no you got it all wrong it's a game for predators disguised as a kid friendly game
what

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oh .. .my favorite cha nnel.. hi ...
welcome back, its time to be a offend literally anyone >:3
gotta bring out this old gem haha
am i some sort of beammp meme channel cryptid
ngl you were a bit of a lolcow back in 2024 hehe
this is glorpshit why do you have embed perms but not me.... i should be hailed as queen of the channel
wdym embed works, just try sending gifs
only gifs works, can't send imgs or videos tho
ok i believe
oh wow
you werent lying
i was gonna do . the uhm. funnyyy. funnyyyy joke of "your next line is embed fail" but nnno oka y
you jinxed me 👁️
ok works again now
Like iceland and green land
Farenheight 451:
I thought it was longer ago
samir you are breaking the car
brosquito
yall able to post gifs?
embed links permission ✅ image perms ❌
ah i think i got a timeout from an emded gif tho
it wont let me post gifs 🙁
There is not a current estimated timeline to BeamMP's return, Please see https://canary.discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1487404122805370880 for what we know, and https://canary.discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079 for updates as we have them.
I love how the word "when" triggers the bot
As of our latest announcement in https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079, we are expecting to make a soft launch sometime on April 1st - not a joke! (We'll leave time zones up to your imagination) Please see https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1487404122805370880 for what we know, and https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079 for updates as we have them.
the mug 💀
I ain’t got image perms so I gotta describe the meme I want to post
It says in the top surrounded by a white box. “POV: You’ve done nothing wrong but you’re BeamMP” and bellow consists of an image of the face of red man very poorly photoshopped ontop of a durito bag ontop of a black background. Said durito bag is pointing a double barrel shogun at the reader. we assume this durito bag is pointing it at the reader because it implies that the reader is the beammp mod, and that the durito bag with red man’s face has the intent to kill beammp.
when
As of our latest announcement in https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079, we are expecting to make a soft launch sometime on April 1st - not a joke! (We'll leave time zones up to your imagination) Please see https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1487404122805370880 for what we know, and https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079 for updates as we have them.
As of our latest announcement in https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079, we are expecting to make a soft launch sometime on April 1st - not a joke! (We'll leave time zones up to your imagination) Please see https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1487404122805370880 for what we know, and https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079 for updates as we have them.

Meow
I lack my permission
I am being suppressed
I need to be able to send my cats
me when i play too much beammp and i finally get a real car
https://tenor.com/view/golf-cart-crash-gif-11477681
me when
When its the April 1. And no one sends a funny meme
As of our latest announcement in https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079, we are expecting to make a soft launch sometime on April 1st - not a joke! (We'll leave time zones up to your imagination) Please see https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1487404122805370880 for what we know, and https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079 for updates as we have them.
pov beamMP ueser rn 🤯
Hell yeah I can post a Gif and not get a bullshet 5min timeout 
uwu
Who's got StarTrek memes
i cant even send media
relatable
id wear these

Quoting Maya 🏳️⚧️ (@MayaTree0)
︀
Glory to the Talulahist-Istinian thought 🫡
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWjEx1XTQrR/
The feed is peaking
this is literally the second thing i found when i looked it up
another thing that was immediately accessible
its so funny how in an age of infinite access to information people still cant understand basic concepts
i mean its not like i put 4 pounds of salt on everything i eat already
I don’t care if the gluten is free I don’t want it in my bread
gluten-free water
dehydrated low fat zero sugar gluten free low sodium water
copyright? 😭
how tf you copyright a meme I'm bawling rn bro 😭 🙏
Hi
just got back
Mmmm nice
btw why am i muted
me too 2 years back but is it bc i just got back in?
interesting
i can do and use the stuff like normal but it shows me the lock thing
that's normal I see the locked thing as well
i feel a rather strange motherly bond towards this thing
i feel the need to nurture and take care of the beammp grim reaper, im afraid

I believe this was a small security measure to stop bots from spamming, you have to react to the thing in #rules , and then it grants you access
I bet someone got a whole collection of all the beammp hacker memes
i tell you what son
oh no, I got bro digging through their whole meme collection
oof that's tough
nah I think it's just this one not working
Peak yt thumbnail
Enjoy the dad joke
Isn't this copyrighted
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Sometimes I wish I never existed
I made the meme, in drawing software...
_ _ ________
| Carrot
V
Root
Vegetable
(Parody by alec OG COPYRIGHT by CodeParrot14
Parody protected by the your mom act of 2026)
lol
i have returned
lol
Clutch is a peak band
With enough autism, both of them can coexist
nawwww
They were a monopoly from outset and these recent lawsuits aren't reflective of any changes in marketshare. The fact people are just noticing doesn't change anything.
There are far worse companies than Valve but all monopolies are bad and no company should be trusted with sole control of a given market (not that Valves hands are clean either).
hey whats that light over the-
I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the Cincinnati Zoo.
I bet they thoroughly enjoyed slowly destroying that ngl
thief proof car
red melstroy
where the hell was this taken from?! i wanna know what artical it is lmao
iFunnytools360
pelvis hair
true
ok i do all of those every day except for the alcohol one (i think id get kicked out) and last one i might be cooked. boiled even.
Me too expect the push ups and alcohol
Maybe the steps on is wrong in the meme, maybe it should be 500< or sumething
btw, if you steal a meme without your license, you will be sentenced to 100 years in jail
here is a template, be ready
Naw im good i already do half of that on a daily basis
owlss,,,
@willow sun is you?
Dam
500> = (500 greater than x, aka lesser steps than 500)
500< =(500 lesser than x, aka greater steps than 500)
it is correct
you was born on the cob wasnt you
Wasn’t expecting math in memes tbh
what.
🌽 🏀
Ahhh sm thinking that shit in proframming xd
idk what language you code in but im pretty sure its the same everywhere
nu :3
This?
Yea
It is ambiguous when the < or > sign is on that side. I think they meant <500, which is clearly read as "less than five-hundred"
Yup
However, when there is a clear variable of some sort, it should be placed so that it is within the inequality:
x < 500
More you proot
Yeah thats just not easy to read it the way it was presentes
those were the best memes ever
aw hell nah bruh
protogens actually only have 2 jokes
ram and profound racism (for some reason)
Yeah
which makes it even funnier that theres a protogen on the support team, probably runs linux and is the entire infrastructure for this server, and probably has some profound tastes when it comes to content 
protogens and synths are lame
if ur gonna be a robot, go the full way . lameo
animatronic oc gang rise up
Show me like 10 different protogens and I could find 120 different dudes that have the same colour scheme
Isnt that gonna be the same with any furry and colourscheme?
Basically, but with protogens it's cus they RARELY have any distinctive patterns
Ah
I see
So its not just me thinking they basically all look the same
this discord is enlightening me more about furries than i feel like is safe...
-# could be worse considering what i had to deal with im vrc tho
Idk, if he ran linux we'd already know his distro
I sure dont



this is class
@umbral pelican @storm warren guest2615913
blud your a closeted furry
Just like you
Nuh uh you ain't never catching me talking about furries like that
mainly because i don't understand it
What's your sona
and i don't wanna know
i don't have one and i have never had it as an intrest
not even an OC in general
What's OC
orange crush
Link to the original song: https://youtu.be/s8hEtI9AI0U?si=WJVLQ5tNYRgYaAzv
Here you see a standard Tickle-me Elmo passing directly under the intense electron beam of a linear particle accelerator (linac).
Footage inside the linac was captured using a radiation shielded GoPro Hero 8, and dose rates in the immediate proximity of the beam were estimated with a GMC-500 Geiger counter.
Do not mourn for him, it was his fav...
i think i'm dead
he's dead💀
Mine hero
mein*
Hate to Say I Told You So is the debut single from The Heils, a new Austrian fronted rock band taking Germany by storm!
Like, hype and subscribe for more parody songs
Disclaimer: This is a satirical parody intended for comedic enjoyment
#parody #song #comedy #ww2 #meme #satire #ai #karaoke
King perform their hit single Iranian Rhapsody
Incredible performances by Trump of USA, Netanyahu of Israel, JD Vance of Unknown and Ayatollah Khamenei of Iran
Like hype and subscribe if you'd like more parody songs!
#iran #trump #netanyahu #israel #parody #song #meme #satire #usa #middleeast
i thought it stands for opel corsa
its more that i cannot avoid them because theyre everywhere 
Excuses
Oops caught red handed hahaha
@compact jasper
What
peak song
You've gotta be a furry to know what an oc is lol
omg it really is lool
Ewww rockshoxx is a German
at least not from berlin
Real
he's a f||riend||
Nah
at least he is not a f||rench||
or a N||igerian||
or a J||in||
J||ins|| are cool tho
i hate the J||ins|| though
Are the MP Servers Up again?
not unless you're a N||IGERIAN|| @coarse stream
?
an OC (apparently) (and thats just one of the words for it) it usually a character one creates to represents ones self. lots of people do this, like @rich cave. i am not one of them, and if i do make one its not going to have any animal features, or anything to do with animals in general
not because of bias im just not interested
you can have an oc from normal dude to what even is that???
exactly
i just swore in here lol
glad automod saved it
hey look i can swear
FUCK!!!!!😀👍
i got automodded for it 💀
ik imma gatekeep the bypass
shitty shitty bang bang
Could you even consider my pfp an oc since its literally supposed to be me?
proof?
help why does discord have a 100% fitting emojy for videos like that by default
its hard for me to resist the edgyness of reacting with it under that post💀
react it
Thats just your oil indicator telling you that you have oil.
it’s called the “GM continuous oil change”
they simplified the process from needing to drain oil before filling new oil to just needing to put in new oil
Atleast it doesnt leak oil like BMWs do.
my sierra doesnt burn oil
-# yet
the oil just miraculously disappears from mine
Oh, that's just me, my bad
It tastes funny
imagine just trying to look up what the fish looks like😭💀💔
true dedication. i think she would have to say yes just to humor it
Someone who keeps talking about furries is a furry
What are you on about?
Look who feels targeted
No, im simply questioning your statement
Its like saying i like teslas because i talk about them a lot without taking into consideration that i only talk negatively about them
My statement states my ment
lol
My ment states that your ment is mental and should not be stated as a state of ment
Can I sniff
Like a dog? Furry
Yea
omg make out already you two
Naw bro im not gay
🙄
O Ma gashhh nooo. Its not like that 💅🏽
Shut up you were the one jokingly hitting on me when we met in vrc and i didnt notice it was you
me when
Shut up bot
tsundere yaoi over here..
Shut up or i will invade poland
He who has no balls to use the microphone shall keep quiet
Maybe
Come or you a pussy
Bro i am a pussy

The girl that got me to play re2 found it very Entertaining
If you don't join VRChat this weekend you a furry
Bro im on every weekend
Bruh
What else am i gonna do when no one i know irl wants to hang out with me
Execute them
Cant, ill go to jail
There's no furries in jail so win win
play beammp
I like talking to people
I mainly playee phasmophobia for that
Then i bought a quest 3 and lost touch with reality
one more reason to not go to jail
no fuzz
Kanye Best
I preffer kanye east
i see what you did there 😂

I’m sorry to hear that
Bro ive already seen things i never thought id see and hear things i never thought id hear
Recently some woman randomly came up to me and whispered into my ear "youre a bottom" and then left
Or that furry femboy who kept hitting on me saying "you just havent me the right femboy yet"
💀
And im not even factoring in how many times ive heard the n- or f-word
At least i havent metca french person yet
oh yeah during math class i heard someone yell out thr hardR right outside the class
Thats acctually true
And when i checked the steam recording it defaulted to that exact moment and i fell out of my chair laughing
Naw it was more like
"Youre a loser, have a great day"
biggest lie since the earth turned flat
Just be gay
I thought being gay isnt a choice? 
Just decide to like men
I like men, just not sexuelly
Step 1 of 2 complete I guess

Dand deave de dalone
You'll get a gf one day
The only woman that likes me i know from vrc and 1. She lives on the other side of the country and 2. Is a wreck
Not Vrc bro 
Exactly
As if i havent thought of that
You said you're on Vrc the whole day
That was a lie
Twice a day
Literally only evening on weekends
And im studying engineering, there are no women here and those that are are either crazy or dont like me or both
No
Deshalb setzte Fokus auf deine Zukunft und dich selber. Wenn du fertig bist und für dich alleine sorgst, wirst du eine finden
Du ich hab eh keine Hoffnung mehr
Das machts leichter sich zu fokussieren
Ich glaub an dich 
Die einzige person die das tut 👍
At least someone bro
Me
Exactly the same in a programming class 😭
I'm also engineering and out of 51 students, only 2 were girls who left
1 girl left before we even started
She saw you
Ive already been with a girl from another course
Shes the kind of person id try to say as far away from as possible
Probably
I have an engineering class with 2 girls out of 28
Russian girls here are the same
"Men only want one thing and its disgusting"
What man really want:
Also half this channel probably
That's gay
Im not part of that half
You don't have balls?
I do
Show proof 
Bro, my grandfather just called me around 8:30 PM because his TV isn't working anymore, I hate being the only one in the family nearby who knows about devices from the 21st century
My ball
Hartes leben 💔 🥀
My moms aunt almost went out and bought a new tv because she acctually switched the input
And then handed me 50€ for fixing it...
And i just stood there like

You monster accepted the money
SHE MADE ME GOD DAMIT
DUDE LIKE EVERY 4TH TIME I COME WITH MY MOM SHE HANDS ME A 20 AND I KEEP SAYING PLEASE DONT
did you acctually just ping the entire server
@celest dawn u ok bro?
No
No
It doesn’t work
@treb....
No im a loser stuck in a 2x2 room with no gf, a car i dont like, studies that make me feel like an idiot and no one outside of the internet who doesnt seem to wanna push me away
Maybe...
Don't ping everyone. It times you out and actually doesn't ping everyone
oh damn bro im sorry to hear that...
u having a breakdown rn by any chance?
You know, see it positive
You have a room
You have a car
Some people don't have that chance
Thats why i always need to do something
Because otherwise i get hit with realization
Thats also why i cant sleep
would you consider learning how to fish or forage?
Forage?
Im already trying to learn spanish with duolingo and otherwise im too preocupied by my studies
like scavenging for berries, mushrooms, spices, learning how to identify them and be self sustainable?
oh
rip
Don't be a pussy
Ayo what car is this btw
yeah my advice only comes from an unemployed, partially isolated teen with no income in sight
and very little personal life in the first place
possibly a hyundai?
Du verstehst eh nicht was ich hier schreibe @wooden dragon
rule 5
Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein,
Yo guys any more ideas?
"nissan gtr"
No i mean like hidden messages you can only see when its mirrored cuz that genius imo
oh i wasnt paying attention
i mean just search up "calculator words"
5318008
0-555-80085
I've always liked shell oil: 71077345
What about germany tho
We only have
LL-LL-NNNN and possible ending E or H
I just had to reconnect the TV stick with his TV using a password that he even had with him.
But I got chocolate from him.
what?
chocolate 👍
Exhaust don't match
yeah that ones a sportier trim model
Hmm 
That sounds like diarrhea
“yeah mate runs a treat no issues”
Lemme Smash
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i see suspicious sticker
Where
on the computer
Is gay
more than just that
What is it?
Is looks protogen
I found Reddit
i genuinely cant tell if yall dont know for real or is just ragebaiting me, either way i think ill just be gatekeeping that info
I genuinely dont know
Thats the whole point
Wow
AM I RIGHT, LE REDDIT ARMY?
Yes
THANKS FOR THE UPDOOTS!
Guys... does your narwhal bacon at midnight??!!!
am I right, reddit nation??!!
horrid
redditor
op is such a wholesome chungus! can we get Keanu reeves on this?
big chungus, guys!
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Wow
Why would you say such a thing?
feels like something a 1B GGUF LLM with context set to 64 would sound like
starts talking to itself
those sure are words
reading casualty report more entertaining that whatever than is
you're execution is scheduled for this friday btw
that's not very wholesome seal of you
1B is 1 billion parameters and 64 is 64 tokens of context
It's an AI so small any phone made in the last decade could run it
evie bot
ahaha so funny
laugh track
they’re kinda right man this is coal
LoL
Did the same thing
67
bruckell legran
Just gota say im in bed
dude wtf
nuked
ima be honest i forgor what it was
he forgor💀
the shrek + turkey incident
sup
oh yeah...
he exploded 😭
Throwback of the century right here
-2 views
lol
@willow sun this you
i forgot main assembly exists
From what i heard tho, teardown kinda turned to shit tho
Base game is fine but the dlcs nah
sad
Oof, 10 hours
what song ist the?
hell nah, they got multiplayer now
Now I'm caught up
Im aware, but apparently there a dlc that straight up doesn't work
Tour from Macky Gee
whats main assembly
yoink
hi 🤣 🤣 🤣
We need to do a presentation on human rights violations in different countries in school and i've got israel
i love this video
i got the one with Netanyahu. i also love that video
@cursive valley
Is sadly
yes put it down
hate boykisser with all my heart
im homeless
is inside a house
is that a common occurrence?
и
real
demolishing a boykisser? thats gay
my honest reaction
Lmao real
i don't even recognize some of them🥲
elon wanted his gooning apps to match logos it seems
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