💬-general-talk

[deep cradle]

wtf

[distant trail]

welcome to beammp

[final rain]

[tired vessel]

[chrome violet]

uwu

[deep cradle]

i love the d10 so much it has so cool config

[solar merlin]

what should i do when its 11 pm

[tired vessel]

yea I just don't like the tailgate, I prefer the Roamer in this regard

[distant trail]

driving a log truck is the worst on italy, cuz im top heavy as hell and prone to tipping over by turning corners like i just did a few mins ago

[tired vessel]

spook your neighbours

[deep cradle]

just do your d10 have a trophy truck config or its one off my mod

[tired vessel]

the trophy truck configs are based on the D15 and D15 Crew Cab

[final rain]

What the

I already got it...

[short cypress]

Hm...

[shy relic]

Ayy fractal

[solar merlin]

case

[dapper bobcat]

Been meaning to replace my case but I'm trying to find something vintage and commercial

[alpine patio]

Wow

[final rain]

I bought it cuz its old comes with space for a dvd drive and the fans are 3 pins

[deep cradle]

my case so unoptimised for aurflow

airflow

[dapper bobcat]

My case is over optimized

[shy relic]

Damn even dvd drive.. The torrent I have doesn't have that

It's all airflow but hey, it came with 4 180mm fans

[dapper bobcat]

-# and a dust collector

[deep cradle]

my case is a vibox because i bought a pre made pc

[solar merlin]

my dvd burner is dead

[final rain]

Pretty cool case, a tad too expensive for me

[distant trail]

230 for a plastic box is crazy

[dapper bobcat]

Alternatively I can get a wooden case :3

[mint finch]

jew game ong js 10 DLCs to have assets for mods

send money pls guys

[zealous mango]

get

[final rain]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-job-job-application-vexify-stan-twitter-job-gif-12858523709725444326

[mint finch]

wtf is this price for a piece of plastic

[distant trail]

gamercat is awake

[mint finch]

get a job ofc busy with studies

no time for job

[slender flame]

yall need to see east cost 5

[zealous mango]

I just got off of punishment school for summer break so I'm hyped

[final rain]

While i studied for electrician (essentially a job + school cuz it was hands on) i had a job at the same time

[mint finch]

i barely have free time

[distant trail]

this mf drifts too easily

[mint finch]

nobody gonna give me a job for the last 2 hours of the day

[solar merlin]

95 dollars remaining

[distant trail]

that thing looks nicer and is cheaper..

[solar merlin]

i could buy fh6 but its gonna be standard edition

[dapper bobcat]

But I like vintage potatoes

[mint finch]

buy cheapest and dont care

[dapper bobcat]

🙁

[mint finch]

my pc doesnt even have a window anymore

[final rain]

8h of school + 4h of work + commute
Had my weekends free

[mint finch]

i have 10h long days of school sometimes

cant work a night shift pal when am i sleeping

imma js buy and resell computers at outrageous prices

[distant trail]

before you ask.. i tried jumping a ramp

[final rain]

You dont

[solar merlin]

i could work while in class

[zealous mango]

hmm mayhaps

[solar merlin]

just gonna finish up something before shifting to new commission

[deep cradle]

this is my case

[dapper bobcat]

There was one particular computer that was super early 90s vintage and I sold it for 100$

[mint finch]

mint pc

[solar merlin]

box with 1 fan

[final rain]

I should get an updated pic of all the tech when i get back home

[mint finch]

dont mint the hdd js sitting

[deep cradle]

yeah

[mint finch]

1 fan best dw

[deep cradle]

it reach insane temp

[solar merlin]

buying game without knowing that i would like or not is a risky move

[solar merlin]

worst

[mint finch]

i have and 0 issue

[mint finch]

?

[solar merlin]

good enough i think

[final rain]

2.5 pc, 3 laptops, 4 phones

[mint finch]

not much computers

[final rain]

-# i have a problem

[solar merlin]

1 computing

2 computing

3 computing

[distant trail]

er

[mint finch]

at what outrageous price do i sell DDR4 ram

[dapper bobcat]

WHAT THE HELL IS SHE

[mint finch]

8gb corsair gaming something

[mint finch]

name an outrageous price

[final rain]

Hmm, ribbon cables
Old

[solar merlin]

sold my laptop with 16gb ram and 512gb ssd for like 120 dollars lol

[mint finch]

cheap

i sold an office pc with a gtx 1050 and labeled it as a gaming pc

[final rain]

[mint finch]

it has an intel i5 4590 8gb of ram, a 128gb ssd and a 512gb hdd

sold 150 eur

only spent like 20 eur on it

[dapper bobcat]

turbo button

I tried looking up UBM found nothing

[final rain]

It doesn't turbo btw

[dapper bobcat]

But someone bought it off me for 100$

[mint finch]

peak

[final rain]

Coffee

[kind zenith]

Well it does if it’s wired correctly

[mint finch]

always write "cheap" in the ad name to correctly jew customers

[kind zenith]

Most of the time it’s wired backwards

[final rain]

It never turboed
It slows your cpu down to be compatible with old stuff

[kind zenith]

If the light is off yeah

[solar merlin]

should i sell my 16gb ddr4 sodimm for 10 dollars

[mint finch]

10 dollars haha funny

sell for 50

[solar merlin]

its dead

[mint finch]

throw away js

dont bother for 10 eur

its barely a fast food menu

[solar merlin]

i could live for 3 days on 10 dollars

[mint finch]

LIDL is an amazing supermarket isnt it

[craggy lantern]

yes

[solar merlin]

we have no that such things

[mint finch]

sad

[kind zenith]

She looks so sad

[solar merlin]

local market only

[mint finch]

LIDL is a reason to emigrate

[craggy lantern]

lidl has freeway raspberry soda and cheap af candy

[distant trail]

meow

[mint finch]

freeway cola ong peak

32 cents for a can

[craggy lantern]

60 cents here 😔

[mint finch]

ha noob

i always buy with some croissant, donut, and 2 pain au chocolat at lidl bakery

total 2€66

[solar merlin]

100 cola

30 cents per bottle

[zealous mango]

why

[shy relic]

Fix you car bro I think she broken

[solar merlin]

inflation is so bad, the food i buy is about 90 cent per dish

from like 80

[final rain]

It slowed it down.

[zealous mango]

car

[deep cradle]

bemp

[solar merlin]

64.38 gb

my lightest game is only 240 mb

[deep cradle]

dayum

[final rain]

Snowrunner

[glacial mantle]

64gb is nothing nowadays

2 games
(iyiu is my xbox folder lol)

[final rain]

For aaa maybe
Indy games are still pretty small usually

[viscid flare]

my phone is 32 gb🥲

[solar merlin]

eh

this is all i have

[glacial mantle]

Yikes

I could not lol

[solar merlin]

my desktop have lower than my laptop

[glacial mantle]

D drive has a 200 something gb Arch partition

[solar merlin]

around 384gb

how to read ext4 on windows

[craggy lantern]

Uh i own snowrunner on my epic games but i can't remember why

[glacial mantle]

Probably free

[craggy lantern]

linux has 0 partitions

[zealous mango]

it was

[solar merlin]

ps4 tosiba

[glacial mantle]

I will never use epic games, even for free games

[craggy lantern]

that's probably the reason then

[craggy lantern]

ps4 uses toshiba hdds so i stole the hdd from it

[glacial mantle]

If the same game is on Steam with sale, I'm buying it on steam

[solar merlin]

i forgot to shutdown my computer

[deep cradle]

i dont have 1tb in total

[craggy lantern]

uh what the hell is my epic games account

[craggy lantern]

i have 500gb of videos

[distant trail]

you can have custom names for ur drives?

[deep cradle]

i have like 500 with nothing in my drive

[glacial mantle]

My laptop has 1.5TB, and my desktop has 4TB

[zealous mango]

yes

[glacial mantle]

Sell and buy a 64gb drive then

[craggy lantern]

you didn't know that 😭

[distant trail]

nah

[glacial mantle]

Uh yes

[craggy lantern]

literally right there

[distant trail]

do you expect me to know everything or something?

[solar merlin]

is this enough lol

[glacial mantle]

This is called the 🔥 drive
It used to get to 80C+ while being used lol

Not anymore

[craggy lantern]

yes

[distant trail]

i mean i dont go around and looking for small shit like that

[craggy lantern]

lol

[zealous mango]

crystal meth drive?

[glacial mantle]

Still gets warm, but not as bad

[craggy lantern]

this drive was named right after i completed watching breaking bad and i had difficulties writing crucial

[solar merlin]

i want to disconnect

[craggy lantern]

all of my ssds are named after their brand

[craggy lantern]

why is that an option 🙏🏻

[zealous mango]

breaking bad was so good
season 1 and 3 tho was kinda filler

[solar merlin]

im remoting to my computer

[craggy lantern]

whole series boring

nothing happened

just yapping

and yapping and yapping

[zealous mango]

||walter died?||

[craggy lantern]

login

[solar merlin]

spoiler

[solar merlin]

log out

[zealous mango]

thats wha i did

[craggy lantern]

ik i never finished watching the last season lol

bcs was better anyway

[final rain]

@kind zenith btw
Drive works, basically no run time, no bad sector, 2 spin ups (mine)

But it was delivered with a mount attached to it

[distant trail]

i dont remember that happening

[zealous mango]

season 5 episode 16\

[craggy lantern]

stfu microslob

[zealous mango]

the last one

[solar merlin]

im finna get 100 login alert from microslop

[craggy lantern]

fake steam

[solar merlin]

downgraded steam

[craggy lantern]

uhhhh where the hell am i gonna pull the space for this

[deep cradle]

I will only contribute to steam

[craggy lantern]

well got to install it to a hdd

very fast 🔥

[deep cradle]

My main drive is a hdd

[craggy lantern]

I should merge these 2 into a spacepool

[deep cradle]

Its not that bad

[craggy lantern]

well i hope it's atleast a 3,5 inch hdd and not a laptop one

¨

i lost the right key

[deep cradle]

Sorry i dont understand freedom unit

[craggy lantern]

same but it's used for hdd sizes

[deep cradle]

But it look like a little one its a sata

[short cypress]

meow

[craggy lantern]

so 2,5 💔

[kind zenith]

So it might be a 2.5

[deep cradle]

I think its a laptop one

[craggy lantern]

laptop hdd 💔

[viscid flare]

also eject c drive

[craggy lantern]

they are slow af

like over half of the speed of a normal cmptr one

[deep cradle]

Its not that bad

Like at least i can still play

[craggy lantern]

unknown well when will you know

this ssd was at 98% when i got it

[solar merlin]

pool

[craggy lantern]

how have i managed to drop it by 3% in 1 year

hdd speeding away

very fast

[zealous mango]

if yu want to

works both ways

[craggy lantern]

i would have 750gb and also a faster drive

but uhhhh

i would loose data

[zealous mango]

is it inportaNT

[craggy lantern]

videos

[shy relic]

The ROM in my volvo has like 8MB tf you want

[rich prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/gran-turismo-gran-turismo-1-ps1-playstation-subaru-gif-7938503667992649201

[deep cradle]

volvo goated cars

[craggy lantern]

run doom on it

or uhh compress openttd very much and play that on it

ecu will run doom trust

[deep cradle]

gonna drive around with peak music

[solar merlin]

too tired to sleep

[deep cradle]

[solar merlin]

[tired vessel]

holy f--- It happened AGAIN
I think trying to resize an ImGUI window as it disappears makes BeamNG stop registering any mouse movement

[distant trail]

https://youtu.be/_Gn-2ip4kMw

[solar merlin]

meow

[tired vessel]

I had to manually edit the keybinds to give my keyboard the ability to navigate menus, press F1 to get in the options tab then get to display and set the mode to Windowed, and resizing the window in such a way that it made the ImGUI window go out of the main window to allow me to exit the CaRP server safely 😭

[distant trail]

https://youtu.be/4ekJf-ZzJwA man i want a cat

[tardy basin]

6 fuzz nuggets. Free to good home 😅

[zealous mango]

middle one

[tardy basin]

Which middle one. There's 6 lol

[zealous mango]

uhh

this 1

[solar merlin]

pocket demons

1 am

[zealous mango]

hm

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-headesk-bang-headbang-dessert-gif-17584997

[glass cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/ambush-kitten-cat-gif-25916754

[dire dagger]

Ive seen someone put rope with pillows

But it slipped and took their mirror smoove off the car

[solar merlin]

huh

helllpppp
its 1 am
heeeeeelllppp

[zealous mango]

ohohohohohoho

you got to fix

[scarlet mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095501662170390615/1505697033841938523/togif.gif

[solar merlin]

🦟

[alpine patio]

Peekaboo

[deep cradle]

i hate them

[fair bolt]

If you need to add me so i can send you discord invite please do so looking for mature people ONLY

[sly plover]

beamng dragonball

https://apache.neverless.dev/pwu/mainpage/charge.gif

[tardy basin]

Please don't spam it too often

[deep cradle]

can i have it

[sly plover]

[deep cradle]

i will found a way to 3d print it

i will buy a 3d printer just for this

[short cypress]

are u willing to trade a 3d printer for a plastic fork?

asking for a friend

[deep cradle]

for a audi a2 1.6 tfsi s line yes

[short cypress]

🤔

2 forks

[deep cradle]

the a2 or nothing

[short cypress]

well then i trade nothing for a 3d printer

[deep cradle]

no

[short cypress]

glad to make business with you

[deep cradle]

i got scammed

[short cypress]

when will my 3d printer arrive

[deep cradle]

i dont have it rn

[short cypress]

woah

so u scammed me?

mods ban this guy!1!!111!

[deep cradle]

no cause you gained and lose nothing

[scarlet mirage]

which one wins

[glad talon]

the beige one

[alpine patio]

Hmm

[scarlet mirage]

comgrats u were correct

[glad talon]

wow!

[kind zenith]

Ok so how do I not have my password for FedEx saved

[deep cradle]

we should do bemp race like that

[alpine patio]

Hm

[kind zenith]

Should I go intercept the FedEx truck

[glass cloak]

PIT the dang thing

[weak elbow]

Wohoo i fixed my d key

[final rain]

Package might be in better condition

[distant trail]

e

[kind zenith]

e

[winter kestrel]

E a sports

[zealous mango]

ba

[kind zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-hell-gif-18853369

[winter kestrel]

agreed

[zealous mango]

eee

™

[winter kestrel]

aaa

[distant trail]

sss

[deep cradle]

bemp

[dense narwhal]

bemp

[kind zenith]

bemp

[distant trail]

balls

[deep cradle]

[kind zenith]

in yo jaw

[deep cradle]

can i put my

[distant trail]

specify

[kind zenith]

It’s a song

a meme song from a while ago

[kind zenith]

I’m so glad someone got it

[deep cradle]

goated

[distant trail]

basket balls

[ashen hatch]

Hello

[distant trail]

olleH

[kind zenith]

OLLEh

[deep cradle]

lloHE

[kind zenith]

Anyways chat

My wheel is finally here

[zealous mango]

dear basketball,

[deep cradle]

show it

[kind zenith]

It’s in the package room

[deep cradle]

i want a pic

[kind zenith]

I have to get it

[deep cradle]

when you have it

[kind zenith]

Ok

It’s currently in a FedEx box

[distant trail]

play bemp with it

[zealous mango]

turtlw

[deep cradle]

twurtl

[distant trail]

French Fri

[deep cradle]

french fries

[zealous mango]

happy thursday to everyone

if it's friday for you, then nerd

[distant trail]

happy mewing day

[distant trail]

its tuesday for me

[zealous mango]

then i guess.. opposite of nerd?

[rich prairie]

It is

[deep cradle]

dren

[distant trail]

wed-nes-day

[zealous mango]

i'm only silly on the weekdays that end with y

[distant trail]

everyday

[rich prairie]

saturda

[zealous mango]

good job

https://tenor.com/view/dog-treat-snack-scooby-gif-12847347

[rich prairie]

yumi

[distant trail]

im so hungry i can eat a dog

[rich prairie]

im so Hungary

[zealous mango]

I know

[distant trail]

im so thirsty i can drinky cement

[rich prairie]

🇭🇺

[distant trail]

WHAT

ok bro

[deep cradle]

i run a those fps in gridmap v2

6

[kind zenith]

i will when i get it in a sec

[distant trail]

wow bro

my world box world got corrupted for no reason

i lost everything

[rich prairie]

my average fps with all my mods active at the same time

[distant trail]

eh whatever ill just use this map

[deep cradle]

maybe we can play together

pls gridmap v2

so ?

[kind zenith]

sure

[deep cradle]

my pc will kaboom otherwise

i have a server with two person in the us an official one

go to the new zeland one

[kind zenith]

ok which nz one

[kind zenith]

which

italy 12?

[deep cradle]

official gridmap v2

new zeland

r u here

[kind zenith]

it takes a second

[deep cradle]

i see a orange ball

im the 240bx

race ?

[kind zenith]

hold on gotta readjust my wheel

[deep cradle]

my car better i think

[kind zenith]

my wheel cant hold onto my desk lol

[deep cradle]

how do i deal with oversteer

1233 hp

lets do a pursuit

[tired vessel]

wider wheels at the back

[deep cradle]

ok

[tired vessel]

you can also try reducing front grip with worse tires for instance but it's only a last resort solution

[deep cradle]

where are you

im the only in the server

[tired vessel]

not playing

[deep cradle]

not you

[kind zenith]

Ye I left

[deep cradle]

where you go

[kind zenith]

I’m off pc now

[deep cradle]

ok

[split cedar]

Kyle Busch just died holy shit

[dire dagger]

Ill be damned.

[final rain]

Sway bar only at the back to steer more, sway bar only at the front to steer less... I think

[deep cradle]

you mean only at the front to steer less

[worthy chasm]

Bro.. Kyle Bush is dead bruh

What is happening anymore 😭

[final rain]

Lmao yes

Adhd moment

[worthy chasm]

I hope they share what it was

[final rain]

He died of death

[worthy chasm]

First biff, then kyle loftis, now bush

like

[feral carbon]

they were secretly nuclear scientists

[shy relic]

[shrewd cloak]

[distant trail]

h e l p

[shy relic]

Nuke France

They're winning. Unfair

[distant trail]

my f p s

im barely alive

[shy relic]

Chill 7 fps

Playable.. Ish

Imagine playing Beamng at 7fps on a wheel

I bet the FFB would rip your arms out on a Direct drive

[distant trail]

humans need to nuke each other quick bro

i need the population to go down

time for the plague outbreak

[shy relic]

Aren't there disasters in that game, can't you spawn like 20 tornadoes or smth

Or meteorites

[deep cradle]

hey i dont want to die

[distant trail]

tornadoes dont do shi

[shy relic]

Go into your basement then

[shy relic]

Aww how

[distant trail]

i like to make them suffer slowly

[shy relic]

Just Bad simulation then

[deep cradle]

why france outta everywhere

[shy relic]

Tornadoes flatten entire cities off the map in the US quite regular, how can a game be so unrealistic

[deep cradle]

our wall are solid

[shy relic]

True we don't build houses out of toothpicks and drywall

[deep cradle]

your french too

[shy relic]

No

[deep cradle]

?

[shy relic]

Your neighbor

To the right

[deep cradle]

german qualidat

[shy relic]

Yeee

Europe just has better building codes compared to the avg US home idk

[deep cradle]

and after theres russia

[shy relic]

Granted, I doubt the house I live in would survive a massive tornado either but it would probably fair alot better

[deep cradle]

its not the wall that are solid its the people

[shy relic]

[deep cradle]

like a guy out in russia was drunk asf and lit on fire jumped of a building and survived

[shy relic]

Russians are built different to us normies

Granted, if you live in a remote place etc and have to care for everything yourself

[deep cradle]

literally broked my arm by falling from a little bump on skateboard

[shy relic]

That's why I stopped skateboarding

[deep cradle]

i did

[shy relic]

I never broke something but I think in the year or so I did skate I prolly sprained my left wrist like 10 times

Always my left wrist/hand... Lol

Just my luck I guess. No excuse to not do shit in school, since I'm right handed

[deep cradle]

broked my left arm so didnt got that chance

[shy relic]

[deep cradle]

do you understand french

[shy relic]

Not one bit

I know what fromage is but that's about it

[deep cradle]

your missing out on funny asf french troll music

[shy relic]

[deep cradle]

i made a playlist just for those music

[shy relic]

Dang

[deep cradle]

im mentally ill

its the only diagnostic

[shy relic]

The only sentence I can remember in French is like "bonjour, c'est qui un petite baguette"

Prolly misspelled everything

If im mistaken it mean "hi I'm a small baguette"

[deep cradle]

yeah hum

at least you didnt misspeled

[shy relic]

[deep cradle]

we would say bonjour je suis une petite baguette

[shy relic]

Ah

I could've done french courses in school back then but like.. Ehh, I preferred to stick to English and learn that properly

[deep cradle]

at least you have good english

[shy relic]

I hope so

[deep cradle]

damn in those music they say the most horrendous shii

[shy relic]

In Germany it's not a given that people can actually write/speak English properly

[deep cradle]

sad in france were losing that

[mint finch]

you are mistaken yes

[shy relic]

Good

[deep cradle]

your french or can just speak french

[mint finch]

wow osama bin laden

[shy relic]

Can't even remember 1 sentence I made up like.. Years ago

[mint finch]

oui oui baguette la france hon hon hon

[deep cradle]

everytime i played i got those

[deep cradle]

bro edit your profile add a bio or smth

[mint finch]

for what

[shy relic]

Discord profiles are overrated

[mint finch]

i dont need people to know what im up to without introduction

[shy relic]

Hence mine is full white to stop people from looking at it

[deep cradle]

your point is to blind people with your bio

[shy relic]

Yes

[mint finch]

fail

[shy relic]

Only for the lovely BeamMP server tho

My main profile is black/dark purple

[deep cradle]

i dont have nitro

[shy relic]

Why fail?

[mint finch]

doesnt blind at all

its js white

do you get blinded when you go outside too

[deep cradle]

i like that people can see what im up to so they know when to not message me

[mint finch]

i personally wouldnt care

and send message at any time

[deep cradle]

and for my spec too

[mint finch]

okok realistically:

who actually cares what your pc is

[shy relic]

I do cuz when I go outside the sun reflects off my car in a way that 1 laser beam of the sun will always hit my eyes and blind me for eternity

[mint finch]

legit tho

[deep cradle]

idk

[mint finch]

wear sunglasses ez

[deep cradle]

damn forgot outside exist

[mint finch]

pro af advice

[shy relic]

They're in my car

[mint finch]

i have many outside experience

[shy relic]

[mint finch]

beginner skill issue huh

[shy relic]

True

But I'll rather leave them in the car

[mint finch]

what if its sunny outside and youre going for a walk

[shy relic]

If I take em inside, the next time I go out I'll prolly forget them and not have any at all

[forest summit]

something something the sun is a deadly laser

[shy relic]

Yeeeesss

[deep cradle]

i want the new tomodachi life so bad

[violet wadi]

do i have enough sound outputs?

[shy relic]

Could be more

[mint finch]

which one of them works

[violet wadi]

litterally all of them

[distant trail]

i have 61

[shy relic]

Philips will work

[forest summit]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cat-monch-cat-monch-spinfal-gif-19376414

[shy relic]

Cuz HD AUDIO

[mint finch]

peak

[shy relic]

Idk what is high definition about a 2 watt tin speaker in a monitor but hey

[violet wadi]

ya mama

[deep cradle]

so

[violet wadi]

fine

[deep cradle]

f

[violet wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/f-in-the-chat-to-pay-respects-changing-color-letter-f-press-f-gif-6751605938473904121

[mint finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040940731222720644/1388091798093692938/caption.gif

[shy relic]

Bringing up yo mama is quite the F

I agree

[zealous mango]

half of mine are just viritual

i should get reid of it

[mint finch]

does f yo mama better?

[deep cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[mint finch]

your mom jokes if well executed legit peak

[violet wadi]

[deep cradle]

yeah

[shy relic]

They rarely work proper tho

[mint finch]

ye

[shy relic]

There's some bangers I remember from school

[deep cradle]

like the mom of the guy need to be what your saying she is

[violet wadi]

yobama

[mint finch]

wow high quality picture of a train

[shy relic]

Yep that's a train

[violet wadi]

yobama

[shy relic]

Why's it fit so well

[deep cradle]

hmm

[mint finch]

wow a high quality picture of my cat

[deep cradle]

they should make it canon

wow high quality image of an a2 1.6 fsi s line

i love it

[mint finch]

shot on a 1.2 megapixel compact camera from 2003

[kind zenith]

Yup

[final rain]

It looks sad

[deep cradle]

ultra high quality

[violet wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-crank-dat-gif-19328104

[shy relic]

A2 is such a funny nugget of a car

[deep cradle]

its so good i love it

[mint finch]

i would be sad too if i was a car and i looked like this

[deep cradle]

my dad had one same trim and motor but with red interior still have the wheel of it

[final rain]

Could be worse
Could be a cybertruck

[deep cradle]

kinda sad that now its maybe a metal cube in a salvage yard

only thing i purely loved

[mint finch]

audi a2 is the chopped sub 3 in looksmaxxer videos and cybertruck is the looksmaxxer that overdid it and that now looks like a bicycle seat

[shy relic]

The family of my best mate own an A2 aswell, it's such a nugget, 1.4 engine, they owned it for 20 years, never did service on it besides the bare minimum and it still drives alright to this day

[deep cradle]

one day ill bought one maybe my dad old one is still out there who know

[shy relic]

A2 is literally unkillable

[mint finch]

its probably a good car but... really? you want to buy an a2.. ?

[shy relic]

The entire body is plastic and aluminium

[deep cradle]

like in 1.6 fsi it has some

[shy relic]

The chassis is an Alu space frame

[final rain]

Consider:
Toyota Corolla

[deep cradle]

as first car hell yeah

[kind zenith]

Or civic

From 99

[shy relic]

A Corolla will rust tho

[final rain]

No, the civic rusts

[kind zenith]

Oh

[mint finch]

get something cool as first car

to remember it well

[deep cradle]

like corola and civic are pricy in france

[final rain]

I haven't seen a single rusted one
Meanwhile all civic are rotting

[mint finch]

everything is beater in france, import

NL has nice cars

go there

buy

come back

[kind zenith]

Don’t get a 2008 those have had 3 recalls

[deep cradle]

its cool i will remember it because even if it break down ill replace all of the broken part

i will keep it

[shy relic]

You can have my stinky old Volvo

[mint finch]

its cool

[shy relic]

[deep cradle]

different taste

[mint finch]

not really

it just has nothing

it drives wow reliable wow fuel economy

what else

nothing

[deep cradle]

it has good thing its really light

so 110 hp in it is pretty good

[mint finch]

similar weight to a citroen saxo

very wow

[deep cradle]

bro i love the car i want

[mint finch]

i js try to understand whats motivating you for this

[shy relic]

The A2 is Audis unloved child, I like em, they're weird cars but technology wise they're pretty up there

[deep cradle]

idk i just loved it so much when my dad owned it and i found it cool idk

[shy relic]

I mean I enjoy old weird cars too

Old Seat Ibiza

[mint finch]

this looks more normal

[deep cradle]

hell yeah

[mint finch]

this is just appalling

[deep cradle]

a2 is normal

[shy relic]

My mom had one of these for like 15 years, same color as the one in the pic too

[deep cradle]

its cute its funny i love it

[mint finch]

terrible proportions catastrophic design

its not even cute its fat

[final rain]

Why u hating tho

[shy relic]

But it was advanced for the time

[mint finch]

yes

[deep cradle]

its cool

i will not accept other opinion

let me enjoy my weird thing

[mint finch]

it sure is advanced but it also looks like this

[deep cradle]

yeah but

it look good for me

[shy relic]

Honestly compared to modern cars in that class the A2 is a winner in my book

[deep cradle]

champion

[mint finch]

what modern cars in that class xD

[shy relic]

VW trash mostly

[deep cradle]

we dont care about class the majority are shat

[mint finch]

its alright

its just VAG

[deep cradle]

aw hell nah

[mint finch]

so you hate this but you like this

https://tenor.com/view/0-days-without-nonsense-mr-krabs-2-days-without-nonsense-gif-6779366863526164044

[shy relic]

I'd prefer the A2 over many cars

[deep cradle]

yeah and

at least its not electric

[shy relic]

Yeee

[mint finch]

so what its electric

insane you get a smooth and silent ride

[deep cradle]

so its shat

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-drooling-patrick-star-spongebob-movie-drooling-slime-gif-525340425450564005

[mint finch]

its not like the random diesel 4 banger that barely has any horses in the A2 is gonna be fun

[deep cradle]

it is

[shy relic]

An electric car isn't fun either

For 2 seconds accelerating maybe

[mint finch]

but its much more comfortable

[deep cradle]

but then you vomit

[shy relic]

My bmw is also comfy asf

And it's 30 years old

[mint finch]

and you can overtake faster with an EV usually

[deep cradle]

ho yeah about the volvo what it is

[mint finch]

insane info

[distant trail]

hmmm

[deep cradle]

bro we want real sensation not
MPHHHHHHHH noise

[mint finch]

tfym real sensation you want a mom car

[shy relic]

The thing is not even the noise or something but more of just.. Driving the car, not "being driven"

[deep cradle]

the 1.6 fsi is fun

[deep cradle]

it drive itself

[mint finch]

so fun its right under the bar of 10 seconds 0-100

is a diesel peugeot 307 fun too

dont start talking to me about some corners and 900 kg weight

[shy relic]

Well if fun is measured in 0-100 speed.. How often do you do thag

[deep cradle]

hell yeah i get one for 500 euro and do random shit in a campaign

[deep cradle]

and corner are more fun than accel

[mint finch]

0-100 is js a representation to see how the car accelerates

i prefer pickup speeds like 70-110 measurements

but rarely measured

point is it doesnt move

[deep cradle]

are you even a car guy

[mint finch]

i like driving

[shy relic]

My volvo takes 15 seconds 0-100

[mint finch]

beater

[shy relic]

And I still enjoy it

[deep cradle]

and still more enjoyable than your vacum cleaner

[shy relic]

Granted it's got a catback exhaust and 5 cylinders screaming along

[kind zenith]

My school used e hall pass then it used securely passe

[mint finch]

where did you put the massive concrete blocks for it to do 15s 0-100 with 5 cylinders

[mint finch]

not really

[distant trail]

if ya wanna watch me piss, go right ahead, what part of that would you even enjoy

[shy relic]

It's heavy, automatic and only has 140hp

[mint finch]

how heavy is that volvo xD

[deep cradle]

and still fun

[shy relic]

About 1800kg

[deep cradle]

you should do drift with it

[mint finch]

brotherman

[deep cradle]

could be fun

[shy relic]

It's fwd lol

[distant trail]

interesting..

[mint finch]

i expected something like 1.6 tons xD

max max

yk

[deep cradle]

handbrake

[shy relic]

Nahhh

[zealous mango]

hmm

[shy relic]

Dude I own a bmw.. I'll just drift that

[zealous mango]

it's pretty good

[distant trail]

hm

[zealous mango]

could it be better? yeah

[kind zenith]

Yeah it’s probably the same guy

I’ve seen that

[distant trail]

holy attention seekers

[deep cradle]

people in france drift those with handbrake

[kind zenith]

They have been vccinf for a couple days

[kind zenith]

You should ping em

[mint finch]

never seen

[shy relic]

Berlingo hell yeah

[kind zenith]

And tell them it’s actually good

[deep cradle]

my dad have one rn

[kind zenith]

They probably haven’t even played it yet

[mint finch]

i've seen idiots in clio 2 and 3
golf also once

[distant trail]

im good bro, i dont wanna create a world war 9 in here

[mint finch]

never seen one in berlingo

[deep cradle]

show respect to clio

[mint finch]

peugeot 307 also ofc they love doing idiotic stuff

they have nothing to lose afterall

berlingo is legit js the random french dreamer van countryside people use to go to lidl or action

[shy relic]

[mint finch]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

[shy relic]

It's an old people's car here in the Germanlands

But they got rare

[deep cradle]

a lot of young driver got them in france

[distant trail]

just so you know, this server has ratelimited links

[mint finch]

where

[shy relic]

Damn didn't know that

[deep cradle]

everyywhere

[mint finch]

never seen an "A" behind a berlingo

[distant trail]

now you do

[shy relic]

[deep cradle]

not berlingo clio

[shy relic]

Thanks my brother for thy enlightenment

[distant trail]

meditation is the only method to saving humanity.. even if that method is a myth

[mint finch]

clio yes

ong beaters

[deep cradle]

good beater very fun

[shy relic]

I had a Peugeot as my first car actually

[deep cradle]

and just with your electric vacum cleaner why you love them

[mint finch]

yeah but you live in a normal country not france

[shy relic]

A Tivoli blue metallic 206 phase 1... 1.4 75hp lmao

[mint finch]

speak english pls

[deep cradle]

hell yeah

[shy relic]

Worst car I owned so far ngl

[deep cradle]

for one misspel

[mint finch]

ofc

[deep cradle]

its the most current beater in france

[mint finch]

no

whole sentence

[shy relic]

I ain't a mechanic and I work on my cars myself as much as I can, but the 206 is such a horrible thing to work on

[deep cradle]

all dhat for an audi a2

[mint finch]

last 3 words useless

[shy relic]

[deep cradle]

i love 206 when you understand some thing about mechanic it made it pretty easy

[shy relic]

It was a funny car tho somehow, only cuz I replaced the entire air filter box with a 3D printed "single ITB"

[distant trail]

i think negan was one of my top favorite members of the walking dead.. i just like his character

[deep cradle]

or maybe its just french abilities

[deep cradle]

poor thing

people just explode them out here

ive seen some with detached exhaust

[shy relic]

The intake noise was phenomenal

For a 1.4

[deep cradle]

taped bumper

[shy relic]

Ye my exhaust fell off too

They rust alot cuz the way the exhaust, specifically the rear muffler is attached is just stupid

[deep cradle]

typical 206

damn the electric man is gone

[shy relic]

Anyway..... Imma go to bed.. It's 1:20am

[deep cradle]

thx

[kind zenith]

Holy watermark

[deep cradle]

me too its 1 20 but wont go to bed bye bye

[shy relic]

[deep cradle]

just took a random images that look like a france basic 206

[mint finch]

paint looks too fresh

[final rain]

It got the shape of the dodge grille now

[mint finch]

and there has to be tape on the front bumper

[deep cradle]

actually its pretty accurate

[deep cradle]

sometime they dont have one

[violet wadi]

those can be little monsters sometimes

[deep cradle]

i like them

[mint finch]

et voila

missing the tape

but i found a good picture to represent peug 206

[deep cradle]

leboncoin is accurate

[kind zenith]

Which I hate

[final rain]

I think theyre alright
Not much to say against them
They're not too expensive, they work, plenty of space

[mint finch]

you found the better pic

[deep cradle]

but why you defend electric like that bro

[violet wadi]

My cars

[final rain]

Its better in black. Grey grille is meh

[mint finch]

because its actually good xD

only problem is the range and time to recharge

[deep cradle]

why

2 reason

[kind zenith]

Restore em

[mint finch]

silent, powerful, and smooth power

[deep cradle]

why a silent car

[fringe bloom]

Busch, get it right.

[deep cradle]

WHY

[mint finch]

comfort

other day got a ride in a polestar electric and i quite liked it

[violet wadi]

i am the brokest person in this server there is no way

[kind zenith]

because bush was a horrible president imo

[deep cradle]

we want driving feel just buy a mercedes a or c class

for comfort

[kind zenith]

Remember kids Busch is a race car driver and bush is we don’t talk about him

Know the difference

[mint finch]

i personally got myself a saab so i have the comfort, silence and driving feel all at the same time

[deep cradle]

then no need for electric and i hate people that say its ecologic

[final rain]

A lot of gas cars are essentially silent now. Matter of fact, ive heard some electrics louder than gas because of the hum

Powerful isnt always true

And yeah, its smooth, i guess... But its too smooth

[deep cradle]

have they see the mine for the battery

[mint finch]

1. yes
2. mostly true
3. wdym too smooth xD

[mint finch]

yes and its terrible and thats why it only gets better ecologically after a certain mileage if you compare to gas car emmissions

either way idc about pollution from cars

except when its beater diesels with a terrible smell

scrap now please

[deep cradle]

images of mine for battery

[deep cradle]

and battery get less effective with time

[final rain]

Have you driven an electric car? I dont even feel like im driving
I press the pedal and it just... Goes

[mint finch]

all i see is jobs

[mint finch]

eh 10% of wear every 200k km i've heard

see it this way after 200k km you still have 90% of battery

not that bad

[kind zenith]

Someone woke up like this

Earlier

[final rain]

So far not a single battery ever reaches a point where it's better for the environment
They all start to die long before that

[deep cradle]

🥀 some of them are not even paid or badly paid

[mint finch]

paid enough to barely feed the family its ok

[deep cradle]

no they have to live good

[final rain]

Lol, you wish

[mint finch]

either way they have to work for your telephone battery

give them more orders npnp

[mint finch]

eh i dont know electric cars are more useful in short distances since the range is still shit

[deep cradle]

thats why we should not throw working phon just because we dont use them maybe recycle them

[mint finch]

yes recycle

[mint finch]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[deep cradle]

and no its not good if they can barely feed their family some of them are child they want to live like you

[deep cradle]

yeah your an horrible person

[mint finch]

deleting their job wont make it better pal

the world is like that and you cant do much about it yes its terrible

[deep cradle]

bro they literally are slave

[mint finch]

mmm yes

i mean not literally

[deep cradle]

maybe we could help them by stoping all that

[final rain]

[mint finch]

but they are sort of forced to work otherwise they dont eat

same thing with us we just can afford more things with our pay

if we dont work we dont eat

we are slaves too

dw

[deep cradle]

thats good but now people need to do some bin to put battery in

[mint finch]

stopping what exactly

[deep cradle]

but we live in good condition not them they will surely die in there 30s because of complication

[deep cradle]

more battery mining that we need and use money for alternative fuel

[mint finch]

soo you want to delete their jobs

[deep cradle]

noo maybe donate and make people help them donate food and found a way to make them work real good jobs that pay well

[final rain]

I have a problem, lol.

[mint finch]

we already do that you know

[deep cradle]

then maybe we should do it more

[mint finch]

and there is no way to make them work real good jobs that pay well

[mint finch]

with what money

[deep cradle]

i could take some

[mint finch]

they're africans with barely any education in extremely poor regions

[final rain]

Nuh uh

[deep cradle]

make them live in our country for help

[mint finch]

😹😹😹😹😹

[deep cradle]

[deep cradle]

for better job

[mint finch]

you cant import people just like that

either way they already come

and they dont get better jobs

if anything they just get a shit job nobody wants and get underpaid the same way they were underpaid in congo

[final rain]

They all have a use. Except the white one
That one is just parts

[mint finch]

come to paris you will see

[final rain]

Old af parts

[deep cradle]

yeah but instead of boxing them help them

[mint finch]

boxing them?

[deep cradle]

ICE all immigration police

french police too

[mint finch]

we dont have in france?

[deep cradle]

the police do that too

[mint finch]

they do what exactly

[final rain]

[deep cradle]

idk make all immigrant pull over on sight seen vids of cops puching a guy inside a car

[kind zenith]

I have more pcs then that like 4 pcs pretty much

[mint finch]

https://tenor.com/view/table-mess-lmao-laugh-gif-5126644939264248578

you live in an alternate reality

[deep cradle]

and maybe help them found job

[mint finch]

if police was looking forward to pulling over all immigrants i'd like to mention that in france a bunch of people are dark skinned

are they gonna pull over 5 cars every 30 seconds because the driver looked algerian?

no

and they dont do that

they might control identity more often i've seen it happen

but it usually leads to absolutely nothing unless the dude's wanted by police

[deep cradle]

a guy is literally pulled over every day so much he make a bunch of video of it

[mint finch]

😹😹😹show

if its everyday its not a skin colour issue its a person issue

[deep cradle]

yeah i dont want to argue with a dumb guy who is just hiding from reality for his little confort

[mint finch]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

go help mamadou with 0 knowledge of anything in his lithium mine in congo by giving him money and trying to give him a good job he wont be able to do correctly if it isnt laying bricks or building a road XDDDDDDDDDDDD

you live completely disconnected from the world

do you ever go outside do you ever read anything

by reading i mean books because i know some people in this server have issues with knowing what people mean by reading

[deep cradle]

you know your giving yourself as a show right

[mint finch]

or do you just stay at home and watch discord all day and maybe sometimes go to school and start learning about additions and substractions

[deep cradle]

i read i look before off talking off something

[worthy chasm]

?

[mint finch]

doesnt seem like it

[deep cradle]

racist

[mint finch]

racist what

[deep cradle]

bye

[mint finch]

even if his name was jean thierry and he lived in germany he would still be a miner with 0 education

[worthy chasm]

Idk who replied to my message then deleted it but do u not realize we have logs lol

[deep cradle]

i have to go do smarter thing

[mint finch]

like what

jerking off?

[worthy chasm]

?

[deep cradle]

i dont do that

[sturdy siren]

Guys, this is a 13+ server.

[deep cradle]

hes dumb

[zealous mango]

drew is right, wtf

[distant trail]

they only remember that up to 5 mins at a time

[deep cradle]

he dont understand thing

[dire dagger]

Chill.

[final rain]

Why are you being so rude?

[mint finch]

😹

[deep cradle]

sorry i got that far

[final rain]

How about we give them education

[deep cradle]

all that because i like the audi a2

[mint finch]

now thats a better idea... but who will be willing to pay for the teachers and whatnot

[distant trail]

i come in here to say hello but i changed my mind after seeing this

[final rain]

Bonjour