#💬-general-talk
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So you live in a modem
In a dial up modem
beep
No wonder your internet is slow
tf you think I mean when I say I live on the internet
EDIT: November 2020 wow this really blew up over the years. I have made a direct download available here https://freesound.org/people/wtermini/sounds/546450/ enjoy
Also back in 2012 a wonderful poster was made by Oona Räisänen http://www.windytan.com/2012/11/the-sound-of-dialup-pictured.html
I was bored so I wanted...
is no slow
everytime bro leaves the house he hears this
I created my own internet
Probably running AC so the frequncysydjkri doesn't match my camera so they jump weird
I live in an atomic world of my own
can I die now
arpanet bruh
Screw you autocorrect
@craggy lantern julpero almost came to this bus, good that his bus came right when i left
@weak elbow where the hell did this awful rain come from
@craggy lantern I have no idea
yk half of my mood swings are caused by autocorrect
I know you weren’t talking to me lol
He is in the same class as me so i know him irl so he is in the same city
Sorry my pc made all the moisture in my house to uhh moisture but going up?
I cant remember the word
its called "clouds"
that zoisture
He forgor 💀
he forgor💀
Car
amongus
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Tis is not lowd cat, nuclercat or gamercat
1 gb memory
You’ve seen her very small eyes now you have seen big eyes
surprised catto
Finnish language takes like 7tb so not that much left for english
meow
1gb of ram and infinite ssd space
But my ssd is kind of slow
I had to delete some finnish language from my storage to fit more english
you mean 128mb
i think your L3 CPU cache is broken
I dont have any
1 b
Lol

I got a hdd in my head and 8gb of ddr3
Very big hdd
Just takes ages to access data
Atleast my computer is a bit smarter than me
would be bad if it wasn't
Also the operating system in me is kinda bloated (adhd)
It atleast has some l3
low
someone is stinky.. they smell like uranium
So operating system it self using 10gb of ram so accessing data from the hdd takes even longer
who
eetulia is
Watt

I have mine running with 12mb
he said u eat cats
Yeah you running on stock debian or smth
watt is the standard unit of measurement for power
my OS runs on 3 of these
Lol
I use the thing thats voltage * ampere
I almost died by some balls flying around in pe bro
xd
Lol
Chat
wat
My wheel comes tmrw!!!!!
I must say basket balls too cuz ik someones weird ass would think of something else..
Wow!!
I’m so exicited
weel
don't get too excited.
why
Now you can play omsi 2 with a wheel cus that's the only game which needs one
im lowd
im normal
huh 😭
what'cha havin' ?
yeah I'm broke as hell
imagine
wrong msg
lol
Ik hi lowd you make catkins and lowdpoly lowdcats which spin
what wheel
I'm having basket balls for dinner
i have 3 bottles of soap
G920
Gonna kill you
same one i got I think
He has to ask for help because of his leg
Laiton uhkaus
I got a trusty g29 which i hope breaks already
omg u put stickers on that poor ass laptop..
Nuh uh
That’s an iPad
It’s my mom’s
HELP IM GETTING HIT BY SO MANY BALLS AT ONCE
It wasn't i'm gonna kill you it was gonna kill you meaning the cat will kill this furry
figures
Loll
I’m saving that
why are you typing while in dodgeballs
Be better
bro can dodge balls AND type on Discord
I was fighting autocorrect as I was dodging them bro
thats some dedication
True
Maybe focus on the balls and not bemp discord servrr
omg now I have ptsd and I'm flinching to balls that bounce 40 feet away
i focused to modeling tubes
You are in a manscaped ad
naw
Oki
it's gonna be empty if ur driving it
Maybe throw some people off?
I swear scp is gay
once u enter eetus bus.. you ain't coming back out
just scream in German
bro go look in your broken mirror
people will get off the bus faster than you can blink
he likes them honestly
so? I can't talk about some god damn basket balls?
how dirty minded are ya
We know what you mean
no you don't
😭 why you so rude
ride
😠
Aaaa run
rub
rub
It would hurt a bit if you get hit by some of these
You saw nothing
wdym how am I so ride?
meow
we have word plays between führer and fureur (the latter is a french word that pronounces p much the same and means smth like rage)
ings
I'm actively dodging them

oui oui
f r o m a g e
many french will laugh at those word plays
But uh
what kind of nut should i buy when i visit supermarket next time
mew
It’s from Aquitaine
Qu'on lui coupe la tête !
shitk5
M16x1,5 fine thread
bro I'm gonna die
noo
r/ihadastroke is the place to go
im not in hardware store
Vive la révolution
the balls are being aimed at me istg bro
are you in gym class or smth
the pe basket balls.. not whatever balls yall think of
yes
Because if so put down your phone
goofy goober
Stop being on discord in class
you can't make me
Your teacher can
-mute 1214671481783451780 Go to class
trebor8820 muted nucleargod124 indefinitely Reason: Go to class.
Oh shit
lmao
I thought the space would prevent it lmao
lol
-unmute 1214671481783451780
Successfully unmuted nucleargod124
really mf
LMAO
Oh the space isn't there... oops hahah
You might be in trouble lol
with.. who? lol
Top dawg
with nucleargod
He's travelling right now
Ah ok
I can make him disappear, no worries.
mew
bro's speaking like a serial murderer
you won't even see it coming
Yeah I was just on the phone with him helping him find a beach close to where he is 🤣
(he's currently in an area I'm familiar with)
Why didn't you keep it 😔
yall wanna all die it appears
maybe
I'm reserving the perm mutes for those who I actually want to mute.
Like you 🙂
say less
Discord automatically trims messages
all you have to do is say meow
Meow
It kept the space the other day. Idk why it decided to "help" this time lol
Watttt
🙂
meow
😢
ez
Do you want me to explain the watt again
Stop
Aw
it does keep other kinds of spaces like insecable spaces
you could even use Unicode characters like U+202D
like this
I... don't care enough to continue that topic 😅
Oh. Nice. When you're done, you can come fix mine. I have an X5 that won't run lol
they have escaped containment
I think it needs an engine 😅
windoes
wingays
We need to do a mug that says bemp
I aint a mechanic tho

needs to sip some oil too
you
That's oaky 🙂
As a limited edition item
I dont even know wtf i am doing here but replace some CCV parts
Just get one of the mugs u already have and get a sharpie.. problem solved
Berlin wall and volkswagen were the first thoughts which came to my mind from germany
ight ill go fix my stupid car, brb
How did you break it
FRANKFURTERS and beer
It's BMW. Breaking at random is a built-in feature
I wish i was asleep rn
Ohhh yeah that explains it
turning blinkers are cost saving feature in some regions
make sure u got blinker fluid
our Renault breaks everything at random except the drivetrain lmao
it's questionable engineering, but good questionable engineering
Lol
I swallowed a washing machine
fr we've already had ABS turn itself off and back on again at random
it's stuck in my nose
Big nose
@solar merlin how could you let this happen
It's old
Get this nuclearcat into control
lowd is my owner
How old is old
he feeds me
the cat is next to me wym
Idk ask nuclearcat
i can bend the rules of physics
Little lying cat
my cat is meowing rn
Translate
that's me asking for food
I do have a gif for that but I don't wanna get banned
need more headpats
Give cat headpat
yes
Good
Just don't touch my feet
you aint touching my cat
I am your cat
Lol
are you a calico
Wow so nuclearcat facereveal exists here
my cat aint talking english
Cat talking cat language
Maybe your cat is using a catlangauge to english translator to chat in dc
if i did a face reveal.. discord would shutdown
i can have other cat
Is that othercat secretly nuclearcat
The bmw is 1996
Orang
Oh yeah that's decently old
orange stray
If it were a volvo you could still call it factory new
wuh
new pfp idea
doxxed
Nuclearcat accidentally had his camera wrong way
Loll
hahahaha.. run
Nuclearcat gonna explode 😨
From you? fat chance lol
WHY IS NUCLEAR CAT SMIRKING
being a admin is da only reason you ain't scared of me :(
you have lead shielding
whar
I also have something you don't
can we reboot before something happens
a gun?
With our without admin abilities
Well, yeah, but that's not what I was gonna say lol
a nuke
bemp mug
The ability to just... turn off Discord 🤣
imagine having discord embedded to your brain
Guys, is it fixed?
I'm surrounded by 8 monitors right now. Believe me, redirecting my focus wouldn't be difficult
I put new parts on the engine
box of goodies
8..
can't use an air fryer but u have 8 screens raising a risk of migraine
i kinda want to try those sr glasses
but i heard its not really that practical wearing everyday
The part I need to swap sits there.. Under the intake manifold... Uhhgggggg
its like sunglasses with screen
time to take apart the whole engine
Welp time to curse and break my fingers
meow
my cat tell me to say this
Oh shit i have 6% battery
maybe chrage it
From where?
bus
Take apart the bus to find 5V somewhere
No socket
laptop
No usb cable
theres your 5volts
no need
you are a electrician
find a way
or just use laptop to chat here
I'm not gonna make an usb c cable in a bus
How internet
Sounds like your sense of adventure is lacking
Why are the vcs so dead wth 😭 I just wanna talk to ppl while I’m sick and trying fh6 lmao
I'm not in the because I don't want to talk to people lol
Airbox is out.. And I already cut myself... 
e
j
Man, it's only 11pm, and it's already 10c outside. It doesn't normally drop this low, until an hour before sunrise.
Only one way to find out
6 7
-mute 1214671481783451780 1m brainrot
trebor8820 muted nucleargod124 for 1 minute. Reason: brainrot
hehe
I thought you were gonna accidentally perma mute me like you did earlier
I can if you like
Brainrot get muted now?
not the first time lol
Yep. 🙃
I've done tha tbefore
How do you even make a 67 mins mute if an hour has 60 minutes
....specify minutes instead of hours?
This math Is too complicated for me
You don't need math?
You're stressing me
-mute 1175103727309430866 67m brainrot
literally that simple
Set the mute for 1 hour and 7 minutes = 67 minutes?
I was being sarcastic
I'm well beyond putting it past people to actually be that stupid
Duration depends of the meme. Like 69420 = 69420secs. 😂
One time I asked a friend why they didn't cash their paycheck on their lunch break (they worked across the street from their bank). Their answer: "I didn't go anywhere on my lunch break because I didn't have any money"
hi people
CCV was a good call. That thing is mangled no wonder it didn't run properly
Pulling air where it shouldn't
I was thinking about that right before he did it
thingy
omg cat girl nisti is back
cat
how do i have 5 bars of service in school but I can't load a single gif
RSSI != speed
At least you don't have 80mb gifs saved and only have 1 bar
i need a profile picture!!
I have over 300 gifs in my favorites
he used middle fingers
only if you do ☺️
hey that's not nice
reminds me of donkey from shrek
sometimes begin nice to people will make them disrespect you 🥰
i have experience
I deal with that all day everyday
:(
I still gonna disrespect you ?
hello
Well, Everybody did in their meantime that stayed in a server, But there are also safe environments!
hewlo!!
u can also ping everyone for a free nice profile picture
i create my own pfps
Do whatever you like, But i don't stand against anybody, I only do if they do
I hate using ones that other people made
Best source of pfps tbh
publicly
why
stfu
why hav to be privately
bc copyright maybe and many other people will have the same pfp as me
fabulous!
do you have any ideas for me?!
non
how long did it take you to make that
what did bro react now
i draw concept arts at 1 am
and i model at 8 am
about 4 hours
was it hard
only for you
reminds me of maestro
model something
it is pretty easy, Start by modeling drinking mugs and small stuff around your house, very simple!
what if I make my atom pfp a 3d model with Radiation particles around it or the little electrons moving around
yes
creating a vehicle is also a simple task if you get hang of it, I made byd 05 hood and panels very easily, But until this moment, I never touched it again, Completely up to you
Hmm helo
is this why eetu stopped talking?
what movie is that from
Where do i get auth keys?
on the auth key website
can oyu link it?
Ye
. Wait what
hi
Sup
fast of furious
would you rather have 100 doner kebabs or 100 shawarmas
100 normal food
BMW is nearly fixed now I guess
new CCV valve and hoses are in, only need to connect 1 more and then put the airbox back in
Buy a citroen
hell nah
I buy everything but french cars
I had a 206 once
worst car I had so far
even worse than the Accord wagon I got for free

That engine was reliable as trebor. I have the same on my Citroen
had to change both front wheel bearings on mine after a while, it was the worst experience I ever had
The 1.6L unBlueHDI
transmission clutch plate literally broke in half
had to fix that, first and only time I brought the car into a shop cuz I couldn't be bothered
Stop driving like a mad max
@shy relic are you a catgirl
Yes
Mmmmm
She is mine tho
Oh I already have a boyfriend don’t worry :3
gay
Im a girl
I need to fcking change my profile description huh
lol
This isn't because there is a keeper that I can't score a goal

excuse the small joke, I mean nothing by it, I almost never read other's profiles @finite imp
ngl I never saw anything other than chill person with the pfp
Who

I put that there only for you, dingus
Yeah just no, that pfp not a catgirl, people blind fr
You got pics?
I meant
ur furry
Did yiu receive some pics from said people
what
balls
ur
Eetu is a gay furry. He doesn't wznt to admit it
U wanna be my catgirl ?
oh hell nah what
wha
Catdude
https://youtu.be/RXDKLEFghSQ?si=Qu2sVBxxY0dM9MPx&t=82
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catgay😂😂😂😂😂
POV: ur catgirl have a bigger balls than u

how have y'all not gotten banned atp
D3 disappeared
he went to go drink bleach I think
Did he get a tapeworm or something
no he prob just wants to erase his memory on what he read in here
where is keymaset site
mhyes Hydrogen Peroxide, my favourite drink
Online
voluntary brainworm
Erm actually D3 just not taking part in this, and I'm leaving the chat too, most of ya'll got gen alpha brainrot

excluding you btw
Well that's no way to do it the last lobotomy recorded was in 1967 maybe that will work

leave it up to me, I'll fix this chat
you can't 
even Flextape can'T fix this shit
I don't have gen alpha brainrot.
I'm just weird
I cant fix mental damage but I can prevent more from happening
Duct tape is better anyway
nah u got both
i watch ts ironically on insta its hilarious
well not actual brainrot.
the stuff made to mock it
french is what you saying
bro aint from France tho
Who's french?
bemp
bro seems like it haha
that shit is weak compared to what I got bro
Said the guy who got muted for a 67 joke
I got some nuclear glue

yeah idk why you don't get banned..
some roblox shit
Annihilate France wipe them from the globe and remove them from history
I got the nuclear launch codes
plot twist to the historical book
Ol' mate Chris Columbus didn't discover America, but France
I'm not waiting on anyrhing.
I'm done correcting what autocorrect messed up
it'll just have to stay
finally
peace and quiet
nvfm
yes mind
Ur more weird than me
nvm
I don't ask people to be my cat girl
I don't talk to myself
And I don't write on a Discord channel to myself
I'm writing to you
It's because Nisti is my catdude now
Im here now
Mmmm I know how bad it can be bruh, this chat is just cringe
I aint clicking this
lmao
Click it
Yay
who knows he prob said something weird
If you do, I'll kiss you
@tardy basin
😂
you need holy water
lol
What's wrong with a kiss tbf
but years older probably
Brochacho really notifying trebor cuz a kiss
Amazing
Weirdo


@tardy basin help we are being harrased lol
Treb prolly watching with popcorn on his desk
I don't think this requires Trebor's attention.

true
😂
treb probably sleeping
He’s online
i don't think he does anything else expect sleep
make me mod and I'll fix this
or drink
at 11am?

Holy we are in the same time zone
i wouldn't be suprised
Central lol
I know right
plz people help me 🙏🏻
Oh no. I gotta move now. Way too close
not you stupid turtle
lol
@tardy basin hi trober, how do?
abort
uh ok

damn, KB/s
what the hell is wrong with omsi forums why is the download so slow
Tuff
thats actually painful
oh wait the speed 10x
yeahh very nice when you downloading files over a gb
That might be your issue
Hello people
it's not always that slow
Ok nvm
I don't wanna get rabies
my internet is now that slow 🙏🏻
Buh
130 mbit aint bad
Especially from a spermtazoon or whatever
i had 400 before moving so it's really slow what i'm used to
I have nearly 1000 what am I suposed to say when I should eventually move out from home

h o w
Google fiber
A mouse nibbled on your Ethernet cable
They offer speeds from 1000 3000 and 8000
wtf
nah just living far from internetthingy which is tall and gives internet
1000 is the best you get in Germany lol
Should've splurged on the 8000
we only getting a 500/500 fiber plan
2500 here
3000 was the same price as my legacy plan
tho you can order custom orders to 10000
how expensive is your internet
Yes
Not shabby
It’s 100
😭
That's not bad man now I want Google fiber
the fuck im lucky to get 50. 100 when im using my gaming router
fiber plan we are getting the is 25€
it's not expensive
expect fiber installing is
Well we were the test market so
🙏
Fuh I ain't in the area
Then randomly google decides to cancel your internet plan
and my speeds are with fiber optic
They won’t
2009 router with Wi-Fi 5 is faster than the piece of shit Telus gave us that does Wi-Fi 6
yea speed doesn't really change with fiber
that's a question no one can answer
I get WiFi 7
i need it but im unemployed so i get what i get
Ugh i need to do some "activating" to winrar again since the popup is annoying
as in uninstall it and reinstall lol
It’s the best WiFi in the country
Also it’s fiber straight to the home
So we have a fiber jack under my desk
I don't want a zombie apocalypse happening
wow!!!
It’s been the same prices for 13 years so
Brochacho what you shouldn't get that popup twin
well wifi doesn't really matter to me since i don't use wifi
i only have an ethernet cabel for comptr, ps3, server and i use mobiledata for phon
bro I'm at 0.42 kb/s
5g
Lowd
shutup winrar
No winrar
They don’t enforce that so
Nobody pays for it except corps
Only corps need to pay for it
"You need to delete it!!!!!"
"Hey, can you buy a license please? it would be nice if you could, but you don't have to!"
Also I did pay for it once
But lost the key so
And I don’t use WinRAR because of their properitary nonsense
I can’t use the rar file format without WinRAR
I just use 7zip (nanazip)
I just use my file roller
Program that is built in to my os
That can do any archive format except Rar
Is this a linux thing 
balls
I feel like I've heard it before
I can even do an iso or exe file
Ye it is
What distro? Pretty sure it comes pre-installed with one can't remember tho
It comes with anduinOS at least
Slurp slurp
i'm too used to winrar to change
yeah yeah 7zip might be better but i have been using winrar for years
i have been using winrar since 2016
Think it comes with XFCE / GNOME can't remember, also that's a distro I've yet to hear about
Yeah but it's not WinRAR
I mean
Hahahaha
Wow
every option you could need
Spirit is still technically on the stock market
Yeah they still are idk why
Ohhhhh the Q means failed
man why does Forza still not have scaleable Carbonfibre

I thought they changed stuff in the paint editor
nuh
Woww
No angry
Hi guy I'm max
nah I'm saving that
is your internet that bad
save me somebody pls
me having no service rn is actually a good thing
I don't have to read the worst shit ever
I don't trust school wifi, and their firewall already blocks everything
if you use the dns server 1.1.1.1 it cant block anything
I'm not doing all that for the last day of school
Slurp
meow
balls
I'm like 28 or something
yknow i like you not in a gay way justyou are chill
and i like chill people
your pretty fun to be around
Eat my b...
get your sperm out of this chat
wtf
I wanted to say banana
i mean he has explained what his pfp is
Because wd have free banana at work
so that was the joke lol
And you believed it?
can u sthu for god sakes
is it actually a sperm thing
I mean, my sarcasm has already won me some prices
Who?
what exactly is your pfp then
an alien?
ima end up reporting you
A random picture found on Google years ago
bastiti
ah
ah ok
Why mv?
boe
what the f is happening here
Idk
idfk anymore
I'm not mad
go eat
if you threaten to report you may be mad
hes hungrry
Even more than my german grand grandmother
if yall are seriously ignoring the shit he says then
scp you will feel better if you eat
go eat dude
I'm eating rn
n||intendo||
I have free banana at work
¯_(ツ)_/¯
ok then get off discord and chill
go touch grass
meow
Slurp slurp
problem solved
mew
he doesnt like you so just leave him alone
and you just ignore what he does
I wonder why
just leave him alone and drop it
oh no he is coming
Y'all need to chill with the sexual references. I'm about to start handing out mutes for it.
hello
We really have banana at work.
hi trebor
hewwo
I don't care if you have a balloon filled with chocolate at work. You know exactly what you were doing
im a good mediator
True
soup
not sure latex is eatable
i mean if its good enough for the human skin whats the issue
theres a diffrence between toxic and inedible
Depends on if you're referencing what can be eaten, vs what should be eaten
thats my point
everything can be eaten once, even antimatter
Latex is phyiscally edible. It can go in and down. But.... probably shouldn't
chocolate is edible
meow
i like your pronouns lol
trebor you should set some funny pronouns like lowd has
meanwhile a random french man has his entry in the Guiness for having eaten a whole plane
like plutonium smth
was that you
not really my pronoun since i already being called anything
its in the pronoun feild thats what i meant
i see
I'm content with my use of that field
no but a Cessna was really sacrificed for the occasion
he never got any issues from eating everything including rubber tires
Honesty is best policy.
The rubber tires probably went down the easiest
car
i mean i have eaten plastic so
he te a plane tho
sure it was in small bits, but he ate every metal piece in there
floods-pantera. i think im finally starting to learn it correctly. what do yall think
it was a rubbery bit of plastic
this beer not great
I'm sure his iron intake was good for a while
it was on the tips of some tweezers
Everybody is already full of micro-plastics, there even likely is some inside of your brain. So, I don't think that may be a great example.




