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fairly well, honestly
Thats good
@forest summit go crazy
Thatās good
feels weird to be in a good mood
still functioning
Thatās good
Thatās good
Iām just ready to go home and beam all over all day
That's good
Meow
i dont think i even run on moods anymore im just a neutral goober
Car š«µ
Yup
Thatās good
They need to do an update soon
what if they donāt and bemp is this way forever
There's gonna be one when accounts are back
Like how close are they to getting accounts back
imagine a world with no bemp
That kind of update
imagine a world where kissmp was normal
bemp
Since we delay accounts by a day everytime someone asks, at this rate, yes, they won't ever release
-# this is a joke
that is not a joke^
for legal reasons

Honestly?
Even we dont know
all you gotta do is read
A while
reading comprehension is in the toilet these days
Also what roles can access the accounts vc lol
the toilets understand better
The whar
Oh, yeah
its not supposed to be joined
I know lol
then whyd u ask
Admin, i would assume
I just wanted to know what roles
ah
Ah ok
freedom joop
jeep with game chair
make this a beammp sticker
its got this weird spinny screamy thing
Is BeamMP still down
I have nothing better to do
yes, as of 2014 reports of beamp being down by reddit users say si
meow
Does anyone know how to fix slow download issue
Can't fix it
connect to a server with a faster connection
Host-specific. Out of our control, just one of those things

lol
My friend was able to load into the server in like 5 minutes 
probably has most of the mods already downloaded then
That was his first ever server on beammp
so it's his server, on his computer?
No i meant like that was his first time joining any server on beammp
ah.
Me when Ibishu Pessima LX 4cyl DOHC [M]
me when
rad
My cd drive just quit in the middle of a archive
ok
I hate this POS gotega drive
ok
I was like 200mb in
k
And now I have to redo it
meow
fwp
mew
interesting
Alright imma go watch a video until itās done archiving
ahh, so it does make a sound
Hell yeah it does
ok
Now do the Christmas sounds
cat
Sorry 27x
One of these days I'm gonna deinterlace this gif
Thatās its maximum
ok
kar
the graphics
i have 8gb ram
ligma

Ok now itās done
Uploading it now
Thatās way below the min for beam lol
Also I upgraded my ram from 8 to 32 a while back because of beam
i have 32 gigs so im good
i have no money... my monthly income is 1125
not incvluding side jobs
Forgot I had makemkv on here
i will sneak into you shi and give you 8 billion dollars
is beammp down?
I remember pulling off normal graphics of bean on 8 gigs
no other apps open and no other players
no
Taxes are gonna end his life
No
My cpu rn is at 50c
money lander
Gpu is on the cpu so itās gonna be the same temp
mines chillin at 51
my cpu is melting the plastic on my laptop
mines at a cool 93
And my nvme drive is at 31c
bro is that even normal or is yo gpu tryna melt yo ass
Ok now my cpu is at 47
High, with spotify in browser, and steam overlay, ~11gb
Meow
toaster
is that a concept car
its a toaster
damn
It looks kinda like a bronco
i want his rims
Wait does it have an engine?
IT IS NOT ELECTRIC
I don't know the engine
Take them straight from him, he's an ass 
Yeah he is
But by the look of the head
Heās fake too
Looks like a 4cyl
Fake electric car
i can turn the whole interior brown in just a few seconds
It did have a 4 banger
ok tmi
A good one
how
2.0 12v mazda engine
do cars in prison in the cars movie get their fuel syphoned out?
It just is
I thought you meant smth else ššš
We all know what you meant
yeah im not gonna shit all over the inside of a car
until the end?
yall always think im talking about the weirdest things
Yeah
i have steak
Thatās the point of the movie I think
I didnāt even know until the end
i have uranium
Either
I mean now that i think about it it's really obvious
Me when its really obvious
me when
i dont like summer break bcuz that means i wont have food
Me when its your turn to go in the blender
me when
i only like summer bc i dont got school,. even tho i will have to get a job and car
i honestly need a long ass break from computer
Oddly pink (tan?) colored
i dont like sitting on pc all day everyday.. i get insanely bored
i cant find a job... and the fact that my dad doesnt beleive me doesnt help either
"Go find a job you're lazy"
dad gets fired
dad tries to find job
"Oh"
my dad wants me to get a job mainly bc its about responsibility rather than money
i make 25 an hour mowing lawns... but i have a grand total of 3 customers
It's all about the money
25/hr isnt too bad
better than 7/hr
I read that in a mafia voice
other lawn services charge 35 to 50
I make 0.003$ a week
i make shit out of wood... like picture frames and fishing lures... but its j a hobby atp
It's still doenMm

we will all get pinged when its back
is Beam and G driving still accounts gone
yeah i photoshopped that and the whole staff team is pretending its down
-# thats a lie, dont ban me
msi..
what did you expect? alien?
do yall use msi center's battery thing, where u keep the battery around 60-80 instead of sitting at 100% and degrading it
no no i was saying msi bc i like msi
dell isnt really a good gaming
ig it can be
msi sounds more like a gaming thing
doenMm
msi stands for micro-star international
Did you even see what I was replying to
no it stands for makes sack itch
if u even had one yeah
Yes



Why is patate illegal
how can i install bemp on fedora
And what is turbo patate

i have like a thin 15 b13ve

I got a lot to learn about our little mascot
What exactly is a patate
french
Patate is potato in french


Ah ok
does anyone know how to install bemp on fedora
This looks like an old school Ferrari
That probably was the inspiration
@craggy lantern you wanna play bemp
beammp still with only guests?
Yes
š thanks for the reply
@final rain someone asked me how stable my new framerate tunes are
Go on
Intel arc btw
I can only do vulkan
Gulkan
Gulkan
Lmao dont mind that
wow I didnāt know you were into that kink š
Yknow lol
vore
people of beam
hmmmm
wow i got a gif lke this buit it would gert me banned
meeeow
Lmao I just got a dm from office
He now goes by chicken soup
unless im just not awake when they are
How did you not know that lol
Vulnux
would you get off my ass
If I was on your ass that would be gay
too bad
everytime i look away for 5 seconds bratha
why are u even surprised atp
Likan
bro


office said you had the context to smth he posted
a boffice bro was in here but never noticed the name change, i thought chicken was a different person meow
meow
emwo
That

We're deep frying a pikachu
Ah ok why do you have a oikachu eye
Oh lol
fried rat
i eat dirt
Unfortunate in the context of recent events, but oh well
I eat paper
paper beats rock
Also unfortunate like 700 years ago
black plague
Which modern humans can resist
Me when the scissor eater shows up
me when
That's right, Carl
Im š ±ļøoffice, office, chicken soup, soffice...
now they came out with rat pencil sharpeners and rat grenades
For your office
i drink horse water
handing out free seizures who wants one'
I really like that logo for office back then
Idk why it decided to do flash on the spine
i'll read
I got one for Apache
And a book on Visual Basic
From 1991
That has a 5.25ā diskette
That I need to archive
56t7fdcut75drtf7utdce5t7uytu75tujvfuulotgvfvggv fjov f
HES HAVINMG A ZHE ZUR GUGUGUGUGUGUGU
it might be time to invest in a new pc
WITH WHAT MONEY???
have you tried vulkan
how tf are accounts still not back up by now???
bc people like you
oh man you got me so good!
i know
lma
Because beamMP is staffed by volunteers
thats a much more helpful and reasonable answer thank you
idk why accounts are so important to people they hold absolutely nothing other than a name
donators get the extra spawn thatās ab it
i like being able to chat and spawn in my drift T series
youāre in a server dedicated to beam mp where you can even voice chat 
As for the t-series, basically all servers other than official allow it
ingame?
i meant i like being able to chat in the game
thereās a spot called looking to play find someone link up simple
Can you stop being an ass for any amount of time?
no oneās being an ass if i offended you thatās YOUR problem everything seems to offend you lately
You didnt offend me lmfao
I simply asked you to stop being a smartass
once again no oneās being a smartass iām pointing out you donāt need the ingame chat thereās other options
Goodnight everyone
What about the literal first message you sent?
cough cough
how about stop being a depressing troll and go apologize to your mom, and find a job AND FINALLY move out of her basement. noone in here is going to put up with anyones shit, there is literally a channel called rules, go educate yourself before i do.
LMFAO
Officials allow it now too
Silent update
idk how i offended you guys so much when literally everyone is a smartass to the people asking about when accounts are back
this place is such a joke
No vehicle restrictions in officials anymore, doesn't seem
You're free to leave
youāre free to stop acting like you own the place rent a mod
they are still a full mod
Keep it up lol
Ig people didnt notice because i didnt see a single t series
theres a diffrence between being an ass and then trying to be an ass.... you my friend are exibit b
Exhibit š
rent a mod? bet, watch this
lapdog

Why is the hopper ibishu branded
Does this canonically mean it isn't a jeep
I never use the hopper so i don't know much about it
how is chat on this nice night?
good wbu
warm and fvckin fuzzy
Good, in all honesty. Gonna have some grub in a bit
noice noice
I agree
Jeep wasn't always made by the jeep brand

Jesus Christ
No you
ššš
arbies chicken sanwiches are juicy and tender, i just put my newborn son in a blender
yeah, kaesa. Why don't YOU go into said blender
Doesn't it originate from ww2
Banta something
Willy
willys i think
i forgor
he forgorš
i saw someone with a willys decal on their jeep
What year model
idk
If older than 2019, its a crime
it was on the front
2018 and below jeeps are fire
Minus 2012-2014
Hehe what's that noise, oil contamination!
What the hell is a head, pentastar 3.6
Bantam, willy, even Mitsubishi at some point
So yes, the hopper being ibishu can make sense
Back when japan was actually something
They had anger issues though
And poked the bear that was the USA
And you know the rest.
Especially since there's one that's clearly based on war jeeps
Popeye popped a big ass can of spinach that day
toyta prius
Close enough
Totoyus prismatic
those days
2 sepreate days
I love waking up to pings, and not being able to find the message that sent them.
2 hours for that many files
my old windows installation had 6 mil so i cant complain
bro they scamming my ass
only half the bag is actually chips
what was the keybind for me to find out what type of ram my computer has?
er
ctrl shift esc
task manager
and u can see ur ram in the uh performance
top right
of this
why cant i open THE FVCKING SODA
GOD DAMN
the Notifications tab on mobile and the Inbox on desktop fix that
250 orbs is like giving me 3 cents
Yes, I use the search feature and search for mentions. Doesn't help if the message is removed, though. lol
how come i always forget this exists
they make it hard to find it
youtube
mew
your a case oh subscriber?
ehh sometimes i watch him
he goes online at 9 everyday
level 15 ig
Ok so Iām close
yes
25 for silver
35 for gold
50 plat
!rank
theres also the same for donator roles
you built like a baked bean
yum
you did it wrong
ok
you gotta say A BAKED BEEAN
ok
My cat has that
chinese meat tenderizer
A roasted coffee bean... Did I do it right?
school days be like
kinda miss going to school honestly
me when aneurism
me when
i have that feeling during summer
mostly cuz i miss the people that are there
its gonna suck when we graduate
and finish hs forever
all the memories.. gone
Aneurysm
Annealism
Your autocorrect doesnāt do shit
ok
Well it overcorrects lol
ok
i remember you used to be able to confuse the hell outta openai chatbots by asking if it can send a seahorse emoji
Yea
šŖø
This is what ChatGPT sent
@chrome violet send a seahorse emoji
why do peoples get hacked by mr.beast
I didnāt even know there was a coral emoji
they patched it
wrong ai i guess
Yeah lol
turtle is not an ai
people get insta comp'd, and a bot mindlessly sends it in every channel it can
normally by malware or any type of thing
Itās a bot which isnāt an ai
Yeah
are you disagreeing with me..?
no
im confused why thats directed at me
I know it is?
Iām confirming what you said
a reaction does the same thing
Sorry for the confusion
It'll bite a curb before it slows down
I dont think anyone actually knows what ai awareness does
I turn it on and pretend its doing something
supposedly it makes the traffic car use more of its surroundings?
but like... what does that actually mean
0.44 risk bruh
Doesn't seem to matter too much because it does not slow down in the corners
Even at 0.22
Im an idiot
I am sooooo good at wet roads
Set it to limit not set
Also I need to get a wheel
wheel
soows
What wheel should I get
Moza r3
I need to buy a sepreate shifter donāt I
i need more subscribers.... im hoping if i can land this youtube thing and actually make money from it, i can use it to help me get a car
Separate shifter and clutch pedal
Wait I can get it on DoorDash lmao
Don't get logicrap
What shifter do you recommend
oh wait you've probably done more research than I have into wheels
can you DM me upsides/downsides of wheels/pedals/shifters/etc you've looked at
And clutch pedal
dm it to me so I dont lose it
I haven't done enough research to know. All i know is moza good and hall effect pedals are the way to go
logitech is great if you dont get older stuff
i bet the day i finally get a moza is the same day i finally realize this logitech is crap
my flight sim is logitech and i fly beam helis with it
Remember their og Xbox controllers?
what's the approximate price range of moza products?
I had personal experience with a g29 giving out on me
balls
well yea thats x box... not sim controllers
$200-$500, for a nice wheel that'll last you a long time
Moza r3 seems to be 280
thats my word
i honestly like this g920 setup, especially since i inverted the pedals
oh thats like in my budget
what's the buying experience like? is their website a joke to use?
DD wheels with 8 - 11nm, is the sweet spot. Just about anything within that range, is good, and the most realistic feeling you can get.
What shifter should I get
a shifter
get what fits your budget, you can make anything work
shur
I also want to play ets2 with it
i do not have the required IOS_KNOW-MODULE to answer questions regarding ios.
yeah, but if you can swing it get one that can also be used as a sequential shifter
I have heard nice things about https://www.simsonn.com/products/simsonn-racing-simulator-hexagonal-shifter?
Elevate your sim racing setup with the Simsonn 6+R H Gear Shifter, meticulously designed to deliver unparalleled precision, durability, and versatility. Whether you're a casual enthusiast or a professional racer, this gear shifter offers the responsive control and robust construction needed to enhance your virtual racing experience.
and get some generic usb handbrake, they're usually around 50-60 bucks
It's not a gated but it has 6+R
then dont answer! this provides no useful information to the person who asked (and immediately found the solution on their own)
And you can get a 7+R
allllrighty then
i was actually planning to get 1 of these when i was going to get a wheel
what yall think abt this?
They are not the best but they're nice for the price
Is it good for ets also
get the g920 instead, it's the same thing but xbox compatible
which means it's windows/steam plug and play
There's a reason it sits on my bathroom floor
i need something that i can get with 53.34 bucks my guy
Oh
tru
Yeah. G29
@dire dagger ?
You're not even touching anything else at that price
29 is playstation 920 is xbox
Unless you get an old ahh thrustmaster
No, moza is legit
They provide everything
good luck finding fanatec for double the price of moza
That wheel says for windows does it work with Linux or
Don't ask the windows girl about linux stuff
The Moza wheel
GET THE G920
š
Probably does
bear in mind, it requires g-hub software
Ok so it does
My mouse requires that but I canāt get it
heres one for @distant trail
Lmao
inaccurate.
$80 š
diabolical
that's not direct drive i bet
I already own my wheel.
yooo yall remember the steering wheels for the wii controllers?
i've spent 12 years building an entire rig around this g920
lmao
you'll never know you could use more
I have the jellybean set to lap the nurburgring without issue
Lets see how long it lasts
did yall know, minecraft java edition now has friends list and you can play together without needing a server
yes
@forest summit i think awareness might be related to throttle input
I give it 3 minutes
oh, interesting
WHERES THE FVCKIN CLUTCH PEDAL
gg
Its aware of the engine load and grade and weight and all it seems
might still need reverse proxy for older versions
imagine not having a clutch... i have a clutch pedal meow
ts pisses me off
my old wheel looks like that but all black
the wires inside broke so i stopped using it
Ok what wheel do I get that has a clutch pedal in it
IT HAS PADDLES FOR SHIFTING YET NO CLUTCH
It also coasts downhill. Provides just enough braking to stay at the set speed
Because the options Iām seeing are a rudder pedal set that itās giving me as a clutch pedal
Pretty neat
Or a 430 fanatec set
ima go in beam and see if i can modify a car that actually has a clutch
so what if i keybind the pedal as the clutch and then keybind the brake as a button?
lol
yeah i know, shit i say never seems to stay
otrauma
WHEEL STEERING
i forgor i have to argue with my av rq
he forgorš
i just use wasd for moving and z and x for shifting
https://tenor.com/view/sigma-gif-15449497793648793961
Ok so I found a pedal set that has a clutch option
Iāll use that instead of the one that comes with the Moza
Because I canāt find a standalone clutch
sick
is there an add-on option on the moza pedals product page?
idk
the amount of objects and animals to obama i have is a lot
what could possibly be the context for this
ab
ts is just sad
My chair is the OpenWheeler seat from simfab and i love it
who would fit
ts is litterally the chair im sitting in rn
wtf is a task chair
my beammp works now
a @final rain chair
had to argue with firewall
hmm
it imprints your asshair into your skin and i swear to what ever yall beleive is holy you wopuld cry with in 15 minutes
and he needs to get back into ther blender
What
Are we ever getting accounts backš
Yes. Please be patient.
a office chair
ok now beam freezes again beammp does
literally reinstalled beam today and now its frozen again great
ok now it wokrs
nvm it just crashed
Can you give money to players in career mode servers
why isnt my beamMP not launching?
helo, i just joined. may i ask some1 some questions regarding online downloaded mods being used on multiplayer servers. And maybe other odd end question
thank you in advance
you should go in #š-community-support
thank you! just trying to find some help.
goodnight chat, im going to bed
I mean yeah, cant feel pain if you're dead
i think my brakes is hot
The brakes on the 2nd gen pessima are baby boys
Literally look like toys
yeah it went into 400C very easy
Iām gonna stay up until midnight so I can play some fh6
Iām gonna pull an all nighter for the first time in a longggg time
what a rhyme
definitely won't ruin the brakes
Semi race pads with sport rotors is the way to go
Just ride the brakes for 35 miles to wear the warp out of them

The smoke means its working
Or your torque converter doesn't exist anymore
Either one
Brain said transfer case. I meant torque converter
If you want to destroy your transfer case, drive in 4WD on pavement
I've had to drive 1000km in 4WD, before. fun times.
It's a long story, with lots of expensive fun sounds.
Clutch packs are liquid
yes
Rear shock mounts are not.
I saw someone try to turn on pavement with 4WD enabled and the whole truck bunny hopped
š
Yeah... The reason I had to drive 1000km in 4WD, is because the car jumps from one side of the road to the other, when it has no rear shocks. Whilst driving to Lake Eyre, it'd straight up do a 180, on the off-cambered dirt road. Shit is terrifying.
You shoulda seen my tanker it jiggled when coming to a stop
toe jerky
Also had no radiator in it
Because I wanted to see something explode
lol. Just about.
i took the radiator off of my mustang for weight reduction in drag racing
I was terrified whilst driving, because I had very little control of the vehicle.
I got to drive an 80's dually once unloaded
We hit the lip of a bridge with too much rear tire psi
Felt like being in the back of a school bus
Haha. Those have fairly stiff suspension, so that coupled with over-inflated tyres is just disastrous.
It was proper leaf springs too. None of the "haha im comfy" shit
Meant to haul half a tree uphill
Trucks used to be trucks
These
Thicc
lol. I dislike leaf springs. I find that they never feel great.
They're not even good when hauling really
The best mod you can ever do to a dually is give it an air suspension system
Yep, we recently added air-suspension to our work trailer. Seems to go well.
Trailer be like
Bro, it 100% is like that. When empty, at least.
Unlaiden, there is no suspension compression, it's just pure bounce.
Idk why Iām archiving this stuff probably because itās documentation that would otherwise be lost to time
Makes sense
I guess I should archive the book too
Because itās not on the internet archive
Either one
And I only have vol 2
I need to get a dedicated book scanner tho
So I need to archive 3 books
Well
Let me check another book
4 books I need to archive
And a floppy
what is one food combo that you like but dont tell anyone cuz of how nasty it sounds
Creamed rice with cereal.
that actually dont sound too bad lol
i eat porkchops and steak with ranch and i put ketchup in my breakfast burritos
Peanut butter and pickle sandwich
oh good lord

Grilled cheese with ketchup
i guess that would be along the lines of tomato sauce
hi
Lowd appears
Also spam out of the can is so effing good
spam
spam burger meat
Eh kinda
Itās as real meat as Vienna sausages
Yeah it is
2 hours
Well an hour and a half
Until fh6 unlocks
What should I do until then
Medulloblastoma
surstorming
i just ate a cold porkchop strait out of the fridge
š
beam people hiello
no
Ok Iām buying a ringtone
For one reason
An alarm for me to check for fh6
Actually Iām just gonna use never gonna give you up
Thpoon
i alr knew the song lmao
I call it the how long is your attention span test
i lasted the whole thing do i get a cookie
you get a lobotomy
imma fvckin delete helldivers, damn
I know the song but I forgot what itās called
What's good mud
You know what Iām not staying up I changed my mind
eepy
I remember what it was like playing with these low of graphic settings š
I need to figure out who this is lmao
Why
@sacred arrow what car are you
car
the person in that truck i sent is doing the stunts im doing its crazy
nice
lmao
thats a spoon
omg wait are u that one guy on tt that posts vids on the dirt track
possibly lmao
lol
can i have the configš„ŗ
Good morning ladies
no sorry
awh
Peekaboo
mb for hitting you lmao
i usually only tune for jumps, and leave out the baja part
looking good btw
Does tmg87 from the beammp team?
Why this clearance š
also was that you in the truck?
no
ahhh ok
It's very entertaining watching how the suspension reacts to the environment.
Hello
Hey, Maxie!
How are you?
I am doing well. How are yyou?
I'm good
its like watching the mona lisa being painted
im not touching the suspension any further. that is perfect
im going to give it about 12psi of boost and call that a win
Yeeah, I love watching the suspension move. It's like a work of art.
Hahaha
Gotta find the sweet spot
16:29
Imagine how that'll look with volumetric clouds in 0.39

ohh yess
a sky that isn't orange crayon
?
is that a question
what, you don't like hdr sky?
now and then i get teh "you need an account to use caht" when i try chat - or chat just refuses to work š its not too bad cos i cna reload the game fast but damn is it mildly annoying XD
the chat refuses to work?
yeah - il type and nothing shows up - and other times it gives the you need an account to use chat message - reloading a few times normally fixs it
when you say when you type... do you mean typing or do you mean sending a message?
oh - sending a message
is this on official servers?
yeah
I've heard that on the official servers other than the development one that chat is disabled




