💬-general-talk

[cunning flare]

[final rain]

[kind zenith]

we all did

[sly plover]

@dire dagger

[dire dagger]

Damn

[kind zenith]

Imagine that was an actual emoji lol

[sly plover]

hahaha

[kind zenith]

On discord

Actually people might use it racially now that I think about it

[sly plover]

Someone was using it like this
So i adapted

[kind zenith]

Cuz discord

[final rain]

I saw that, kaesa
-# taking notes

[dire dagger]

13+ server btw

[forest summit]

waiter waiter can i have a blender (kitchen appliance) emoji

[final rain]

Me when:

[kind zenith]

Get back in the

[dire dagger]

I hate this server

[kind zenith]

That’s the only blender emoji I have lol

[haughty linden]

qubes is installing

[kind zenith]

I might choke on the raw ramen lol

[sly plover]

A horse hater i knew it!!

[kind zenith]

Becuase I’m laughing so hard

Now I’m done with it

[forest summit]

I HATE JAVASCRIPT

JUST BE AN ARRAY

[sly plover]

Im not gonna say what i could say

[kind zenith]

That’s why no one uses it willingly

[cunning flare]

Who up iterating their arrays

Real traversal hours

[sly plover]

Iterating Arrays > Iterating Maps

[final rain]

[final rain]

Damnit

[forest summit]

KITCHEN APPLIANCE

[cunning flare]

We out here multiplying matrices until you take brain damage when you read the output

[dire dagger]

I sneezed and ruined the picture

Not retaking

[forest summit]

how

[distant trail]

well ima start headingto bed, giooodnight

[dire dagger]

Goodnight

[kind zenith]

Nice you also have a blender emoji

Someone needs to make a blender emoji wait I got an idea

[dire dagger]

Y'know the thing about this community that makes me love it is

[dire dagger]

You're like a channel switch away from an entirely different group of people

[solar merlin]

hi

[sly plover]

I would have not expected that to be silver.. from its name

[dire dagger]

Every channel has its own group of humans that are active in it

[zealous mango]

ello

[forest summit]

#💬-general-talk vs #🚙-beammp-talk

[dire dagger]

Off topic is for brainrotted people that ha

[kind zenith]

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[solar merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/671091584095223828/1457616565444018288/LowdPlush_Small.gif

[dire dagger]

@final rain in

[kind zenith]

That was on the web as an ai image I couldn’t find anything else lol

[final rain]

@kind zenith it was already a kitchen appliance, look

[forest summit]

ok consider #📊-levels, #🤖-bot-commands

[final rain]

#💬-ea-chat ea chat

[forest summit]

erm actually furry chat

[dire dagger]

@forest summit dm

[final rain]

There's not actually that many furries in it

[dire dagger]

bremp

BeamMP*

Sorry

[haughty linden]

i think im a washed driver 😭

[zealous mango]

[dire dagger]

It's wizard time motherfxcker, fireball

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[final rain]

Bemo

[zealous mango]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-cat-explosion-cat-explode-boom-gif-5774509256627282047

[final rain]

Bemp*

[haughty linden]

whats beam

[final rain]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-there-was-an-attempt-gif-9309930

[dire dagger]

Idk never played jr

It

I just work here

[haughty linden]

have to reburn the iso again

[dire dagger]

They kidnap my dog if i don't be supportive

[dire dagger]

@final rain fih

[final rain]

Wha

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/pufferfish-fish-stare-finana-ryugu-gif-25958989

fih

[final rain]

Oh ok

It do be a fih

[haughty linden]

gonna in DD mode this time

[final rain]

What kinda contracts did you agree to

[dire dagger]

Whatever "you cannot run" meant

I get to see my dog every 4th monday of the year

[final rain]

I didnt sign that

[final rain]

That's not a lot

[solar merlin]

my cat yap a lot

[hard crest]

If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

[haughty linden]

should i run bemp as root?

[hard crest]

Idk

Pancakes

[haughty linden]

qubes is installing again

[scarlet mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095501662170390615/1503828861656371353/togif.gif

[feral carbon]

dude who is in charge of approving these servers

it literally has a repo mod stolen and reuploaded to modland

probably with some malicious things stuffed in it because thats all there is on modland

[haughty linden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1161041174719635567/1478922846037213296/hemadeameshslap.gif.gif

[cunning flare]

Lmao

[distant trail]

meow

[dire dagger]

GO TO SLEEP

[distant trail]

I am asleep

[haughty linden]

i was banned from there

[distant trail]

holy damn

don't open your profile while on a phone in a dark ass room

light theme ass

[feral carbon]

welp i submitted a ticket for that partnered server using modland mods

genuinely dont know how thats not incriminating enough to wipe the server and the server owner off the map

[distant trail]

they'll come back regardless :P

night night

[haughty linden]

booting into qubes

[distant trail]

what is qubes

[soft path]

how do i send a picture in this server

[haughty linden]

a reasonably secure operating system

[forest summit]

i dont think they actually looked into the contents of the mods on there because my report was moreso of the invalid list of players, which i can tell is wrong w/o potentially installing multiple bits of malware onto my pc and automatically loading them

[feral carbon]

as far as i remember you need to ping someone and ask for it

[alpine patio]

Hello small

People

[feral carbon]

are you talking about the partnered server or the steel one

[soft path]

ah, do you know who?

[haughty linden]

and expected black screen lmao

[feral carbon]

imo they need to seriously crack down on these third party mods in servers

[forest summit]

brotherhood/100 players one

[feral carbon]

yeah that one is scummy

[forest summit]

that is far more resources than you realize

[distant trail]

this is why I only play on the official servers

[feral carbon]

if _modland
explode

[forest summit]

that... no

[feral carbon]

official servers have no chat 😭

[forest summit]

development one does

[distant trail]

you iust have to reach a couple levels before ur able to. level up by talking

[haughty linden]

time to get a clanker to help me out

[chrome violet]

#🔎-before-you-ask

[forest summit]

if you know that the mods are stolen and/or have malware then report it
but i'm not going to automatically load potentially tens of malicious mods onto my pc

[feral carbon]

i bet all of these servers have fake players

[distant trail]

I don't care dawg, I'm non social

[solar merlin]

hello

[forest summit]

can you prove that? otherwise thats entirely just a guess of your own

[distant trail]

what fvcking pc would u need to run 100 players

[feral carbon]

every time ive logged on they were full
thats the best ive got

[feral carbon]

theyre all fake

[distant trail]

how do ya know

[forest summit]

the 100 players server is fake yes

[feral carbon]

its never dropped down below 100

ever

[forest summit]

those 20/20 servers are unknown

[forest summit]

not to defend that server, but how often do you check...?

[distant trail]

do they fake player counts to trick users into joining them thinking it's a good server and then getting attacked by malware?

[feral carbon]

like every 5 minutes im on mp

[feral carbon]

yep precisely

[distant trail]

how disgusting

[soft path]

i dont wanna talk i just want to show off my custom scripts lmao

[forest summit]

i mean maybe but i wouldnt join a full server unless its an official one

[soft path]

once i sent that i went up a level

[feral carbon]

i used to say official, featured, and partnered are all safe
but i guess even partnered servers are unsafe now

[forest summit]

official are safe?

[distant trail]

I only play the official servers, always have, always will

[distant trail]

more trustable

[feral carbon]

well yeah i know just saying that whenever i'd suggest what servers are safe, i'd include all 3

[soft path]

how often are people on the official servers

[feral carbon]

but now i can only include official and maybe featured because partnered has third party slop in it now

[distant trail]

varies

[soft path]

ive only ever played with my friends on my own server

[feral carbon]

official servers usually are near full (8/8) if its a map like east coast, italy, or west coast

other maps are hit or miss

[distant trail]

there's usually a good amount of players on official, it's never fully empty

[feral carbon]

and new zealand servers are usually pretty desolate but cool that they exist

[distant trail]

I only like Italy and Johnson

[forest summit]

say official, featured, and partnered ... even those are unsafe
i read this as official servers are unsafe too
just saying to be a little more precise when typing

[zealous mango]

mroe

[distant trail]

hellooooooo Mr bronze member

my keyboard is tryna get my ass beat one day

[zealous mango]

hello

[distant trail]

I know lowd is in here..

[haughty linden]

anyone else got qubes working?

[feral carbon]

johnson valley was made by modders btw

[distant trail]

the map or the server?

[soft path]

so yeah the reason i want to send a picture is bc i just spent my past week figuring out hoe to make a server sided mod that controls a client ui that does laptimes and i made it look like the f1 timing

[feral carbon]

map

[soft path]

and none of my friends want to get on lol

[feral carbon]

theres a rock on the map that has the signatures of the modders that made it

[distant trail]

so the freeroam johnson valley was made by modders?

[feral carbon]

yes

outsourced

[distant trail]

meow

I'm going to bed

again

[feral carbon]

beam outsources a lot of stuff surprisingly

[solar merlin]

[soft path]

i thought they outsourced a couple maps

[distant trail]

lowding...

[feral carbon]

afaik only jv

[zealous mango]

[solar merlin]

ball

[distant trail]

s

[distant trail]

[solar merlin]

y u meowed in my dms

[distant trail]

me?

[zealous mango]

https://tenor.com/view/dristyn-cat-meme-obama-gif-14231571985925740157

[solar merlin]

yes

[soft path]

thats one of the featured mods on beamng rn

[distant trail]

I didn't meow in your dms

[solar merlin]

doubt

[distant trail]

prove it then

[solar merlin]

:3

[distant trail]

invalid evidence

[zealous mango]

:3

[distant trail]

[soft path]

what pcs you people running for this game

[distant trail]

[distant trail]

our specs?

[soft path]

yeah

[haughty linden]

decent

[distant trail]

decent

[soft path]

valid

[haughty linden]

lol

[distant trail]

https://giphy.com/gifs/real-hard-battlefield-5hc2bkC60heU

[soft path]

i just built a pc just to run beam

[cunning chasm]

Should we eat some of them foods and the write a lil bit of some of them codes

[haughty linden]

same

and other things

[cunning chasm]

Yeah the reason why i uograded better pc was beamng for me too xd

[distant trail]

FVCK I FORGOT TO PLAY WITH THE U+202E SHIT

[zealous mango]

i know that beam loves eating vram and memory
cpu can also be eaten if you plan on doing ai traffic, either way expect heavy to mid load of gpu and heavey memory being taken

[soft path]

used my bosses old work pc threw a 1080ti in it and added a couple more 4gb sticks of ddr3 and it works great

[distant trail]

going bed bye

for the 92nd time

[cunning chasm]

Crazy that people are still using that old gpu

[haughty linden]

my rig is enough for me to get great fps thats all i care about

[solar merlin]

bemp

[zealous mango]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832893472356302868/1094305104456319016/DDBF8BE0-2C1D-4DA4-892A-902798F7FC8B-1.gif

[cunning chasm]

My previous r7 5700 and rtx 3070 ran bamng so badly that i had to upgrade

8 player west coast was like 30-40fps

30fps is sketchy when playing with wheel

[soft path]

i just got a 5 min timeout bc i tried sending a gif

[haughty linden]

lol

[soft path]

but what i ws going to say is i built that pc with free stuff and gave it to one of my friends so he could also play beam

[haughty linden]

i have enough compute to get at least 70-90 fps

[distant trail]

I had a 24 hour timeout for accidentally forwarding a message with the everyone ping in it not realizing it had the ping

[zealous mango]

lol\

[cunning chasm]

Nice

[soft path]

i built my current pc so i could run beam and f1 in vr

[distant trail]

and you can guess how my mood swings went after that

[soft path]

the gif i was going to send was one of those press x to doubt after you said you were going to sleep

[cunning chasm]

My r7 5700 cpu was the bottleneck on beam. And to get better cpu i had to build new pc coz am5 cpu etc

[zealous mango]

truth

[distant trail]

well I need to go eep fr

it's 11 pm

[soft path]

i did my first amd build with this one so i put a 7800x3d in it

nope thats wrong

a r7 9800x3d

[honest cairn]

I just build a am4 pc, ryzen 9

[soft path]

and it was right when the 50series came out so i cheaped out and got the 5070 and now my vram is bottlenecking it

[zealous mango]

nice

[cunning chasm]

Noice i have the 9800x3d too, runs beamng 100fps in VR

[soft path]

it works great for now i just need way more vram

[cunning chasm]

Yeah me too i got the rtx 5070 and its the bottleneck so i cant push full Vr quality

[haughty linden]

air cooled

[soft path]

this was the pic i was trying to send earlier but its a f1 style lap timer

[forest summit]

I HATE JS WHY ARE ARRAYS SO STUPID

[cunning chasm]

It was fun building the pc, haven't build one for like 15 years

[tawny stratus]

i have returned

[cunning chasm]

Errything is just an object bro

[forest summit]

NOPE

[haughty linden]

im in bemp rn and getting great fps

gpus working for it tho

[solar merlin]

java

[forest summit]

array of strings contains a string 4
thisDataImFeedingThisFunction is string 4
lets do arrayNameHere.includes(toString(thisDataImFeedingThisFunction))
NOPE, DOES NOT INCLUDE

[tawny stratus]

whats your specs?

[haughty linden]

7800X3D 4070TiS 9060XT 32GB ram

[cunning chasm]

Umhh im pretty sure toString cant call functions(?)

[forest summit]

????????????

thats a variable of a string

not a function

[cunning chasm]

Ah

[forest summit]

bro

i literally wrote what it was before i wrong the array bs

[tawny stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-on-smoke-cpu-blasts-potato-pc-gif-24592403

[cunning chasm]

Try String(thisDataImFeedingThisFunction))

[soft path]

when i set it up i named it fishbowl

[tawny stratus]

lmfao

[dire dagger]

Where's the tint

[soft path]

what tint

[tawny stratus]

tiktok ahh pc

[dire dagger]

Where's your 0%

[tawny stratus]

like the corsair case tho

[soft path]

ive always had black pcs and i wanted an all white one

[dire dagger]

Gotta make it impossible to see

[cunning chasm]

I hate those glass windows on pcs xd

[haughty linden]

The battle station

[tawny stratus]

get dirty immediately

[forest summit]

what the pretend i said the f word

[soft path]

i just dont touch it

[forest summit]

thats

stupid

[soft path]

clean your camera

[forest summit]

ty @cunning chasm but i ffff hate js

[tawny stratus]

I do things to it

;)

[dire dagger]

Hahaha

[haughty linden]

im getting a new phone, its the inside of the lens thats full of dust

[cunning chasm]

Usually when people have issues with arrays in js its some weird problems with reactive frameworks/libraries like angular or older vue etc xd

[haughty linden]

and my panels are prtty dirty

[soft path]

lmao fair

[forest summit]

id expect toString to return a string but NO

[dire dagger]

The super dually is finished

[tawny stratus]

im buying a new case and mobo this weekend

[soft path]

i got the watercooler with the little display on it too

[haughty linden]

water cooling too expensive here

they're like 200 bucks

for the screen one its even more

[tawny stratus]

corsair air 5400 and msi x870e

[soft path]

theyre like that here too

[tawny stratus]

both on sale lol

[dire dagger]

absolutely fire looking config

[haughty linden]

i got a regular X870 motherboard from msi

[dire dagger]

i love this thing

[haughty linden]

wished it had better pcie layout

[cunning chasm]

Hmm toString isnt even in the global js scope, its usually an object instances method that gets called when its being converted to string e.g via the String constructor

[haughty linden]

bottom gpu is a little limited by the bottom slot

[tawny stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/exterminador-do-futuro-gif-20118743

[soft path]

heres the uncropped pic of that ss i sent earlier

[haughty linden]

its only PCIe 4.0X4 on the bottom

[forest summit]

queued events now show in the pause menu

[soft path]

you can see i have zero graphics mods

[cunning chasm]

Weird that the toString didnt throw error or anything, wonder if some script inserted that kinda of method to the global scope

[haughty linden]

bemp

[forest summit]

drop the server real fast

[forest summit]

if you don't have anything slightly thought out to say to me don't say it at all

[haughty linden]

tho might need a reisntall soon sytems getting pretty bloated

[forest summit]

this is not a joke

do not take it as one

[haughty linden]

ur gonna ban me?

[forest summit]

when did i say that

[haughty linden]

it sounded like a threat

[forest summit]

answer my question

[haughty linden]

so i responded accordingly

[sturdy siren]

It sounded like somebody getting annoyed, and asking for you not to waste their time.

[cunning chasm]

Someday i want to make an npm package that can be used to build beamng ui apps so it provides typescript types to the basic beamng angular bridges and it could be used to bundle the dist version of the ui app

[cunning flare]

Be the change

[haughty linden]

thats too bad for him, hes in a public channel, if he doesnt want to be bothered he can go to a private one

[forest summit]

do a thing that something something something vue mod

[forest summit]

you quite literally mentioned me in a reply to my message

you are calling attention to yourself and then blaming me

[haughty linden]

also that was a rethorical question

[soft path]

so what kinds of cars do you guys like

[cunning chasm]

Yeah i think u could somehow inject stuff to the beamngs vue scope if u hack around. Its kinda weird that beamng still does not provide somekind of global createBeamngVueApp that could be used

Vue 3 works great like that where single module is separate app instance

[forest summit]

ui_uiMods ge extension

[haughty linden]

shitboxes

[forest summit]

what is this

[soft path]

sick

check my pfp its a shitbox

[cunning chasm]

Interesting

[forest summit]

hmmm

do me a favor and scout beamng's vue ui

does this work

[haughty linden]

ill sudo around it

[cunning chasm]

Seems to be just empty method in the js side, maybe they are cooking something

[forest summit]

oh true

i could have taken another 0.3s to read that screenshot myself

[cunning chasm]

Maybe ill dig around it some day when i have time. Last time i looked there were some global vue variables available

window.beamngVue or something like that

But if i remember correctly those were some older stuff

[alpine patio]

Good morning

[cunning chasm]

Inb4 beamng next version ditches the angular and replaces it with vue and we get to do some little refactoring

[haughty linden]

this is the shitbox build i use in beam

[dire dagger]

Those rims do NOT fit that car

And that tire profile is a crime

That poor SBR

[zealous mango]

ello

[forest summit]

finally an excuse to rewrite the entire server browser ui

this thing is genuinely traumatic to work on internally

[haughty linden]

are they too tall?

[cunning chasm]

Yes its bad

[dire dagger]

Put some 15x7 steelies on it

[haughty linden]

its on 215's cant

[cunning chasm]

Im going to be all around commenting on that PR if that kinda lf refactor ever happens lol

[haughty linden]

idk if its good but it ran a 5:51 on akina downhill

[forest summit]

this cracks me up every time i swear

[cunning chasm]

The beammp ui apps css styles is also an good example why correct structuring and naming of styles matters. It eventually bloats and you are afraid to touch anything :D

[dire dagger]

@haughty linden rwd or awd

[haughty linden]

i lowered it more

[alpine patio]

Boop cat

[haughty linden]

rwd

[forest summit]

oh look at the classnames in multiplayerPause

[haughty linden]

awd has huge handicaps

[forest summit]

so peak

it gets even worse in this latest update im working on btw

.mpPausePlayerListRowEventQueued {}

[dire dagger]

Lmao @forest summit

They actually paid it

https://www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/2026/05/12/congress-investigates-canvas-breach-after-instructure-cuts-deal-with-shinyhunters/5238927

[haughty linden]

its probaly a bigger lawsuit if they didnt

[forest summit]

cant wait to use this shit all week

[cunning chasm]

Nice camelCase class names, i guess its a bit easier to separate those from the kebab-case beamng classes

[dire dagger]

Mmmm kebab

[haughty linden]

at least the wheels aer hirochi

[dire dagger]

Yummy

[forest summit]

camel-Kebab-Case when

[cunning chasm]

Somekind of .editorconfig would be also nice in the repo so people wouldnt write different indentations

[forest summit]

of all mods to set a standard, beammp...

[cunning chasm]

Or just be hc and apply some linting in CI

[gaunt tusk]

holy crap bro im crying rn

my friend downloaded fake beammp

and now his computer is bricked and i cant stop crying

i need image perms please

[dire dagger]

??????

Fake BeamMP?

Where did he hear about this fake BeamMP

[solar merlin]

wat fake bemp

[forest summit]

-# redman

[dire dagger]

How does that person have a fancy profile without nitro

Tf

[forest summit]

oh yeah wtf

[forest summit]

this?

[dire dagger]

Ig idk

[solar merlin]

3 days nitro

[forest summit]

"a taste of the good life" btw

[dire dagger]

This meme in #🚗-cars lmfao

[forest summit]

NOO

THEY PATCHED MY TESTING IN PRODUCTION

WAHH WAHHH WAHH

https://tenor.com/view/dolletjes-cute-sabine-hate-love-kiss-gif-13129842

[scarlet mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1095501662170390615/1503828861656371353/togif.gif

[shy relic]

[edgy urchin]

is there a way to check what folder the launcher is pulling mods out of when loading into modded servers?

like in the window itself

[feral carbon]

its probably a low grip build

[edgy urchin]

I know where the resources folder is, but I am wondering if it changed the location to a different folder

[haughty linden]

not that i know of

[dire dagger]

I was gonna say. user\appdata\roaming\beamMP-launcher\resources

That's usually where it stores them

[edgy urchin]

since the resources folder doesn't have any of the mods from the servers Ive joined in the last 3 months

[edgy urchin]

that's what I'm saying

[haughty linden]

while its active it moves the to them beamNG mod folder

[forest summit]

try the beamng install directory

[edgy urchin]

yea ik that

[forest summit]

for legit 2.5 years it was in my beamng install in steamapps/common

instead of beammp launcher install

[haughty linden]

indeed it is

[edgy urchin]

would be weird if it just changed on a whim

[dire dagger]

Low grip build, i approve then

The sbr is quite sticky

[haughty linden]

not really low grip its 215's

more medium

[edgy urchin]

you are totally right

[forest summit]

well i don't know

[edgy urchin]

wtf, why the hell did it change 😭

[forest summit]

WAIT

IM NOT CRAZY

IM NOT SCHIZO

IT DOES CHANGE?????

[dire dagger]

Rainless moment

[haughty linden]

it has never changed for me

[forest summit]

IT CHANGED AFTER LIKE 7 MONTHS OF USING BEAMMP FOR ME

AND I NEVER NOTICED

TILL LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO

[edgy urchin]

it never changed fro me till like I think whenever that hack was

cus the normal resources folder hasn't been changed since 3/29/2026

[haughty linden]

its always been /home/BeamMP-Launcher/Resources

[edgy urchin]

that's how it was for me

now it's in steamapps I guess

what a peculiar program

[scarlet mirage]

raniless sky

[dire dagger]

Mod developers sending an intercontinental cruise missile to my house because i didn't delete their paid mod from the resources folder

[edgy urchin]

true or something

[dire dagger]

American patriot approved

violent eagle screeching

[forest summit]

https://youtu.be/9RArGl2vkGI?t=8

[dire dagger]

@forest summit new PC startup audio, whatcha think

Always loved longhorn

[haughty linden]

215's

[forest summit]

love it

can we bring back startup audio, or just audio ui feedback in general

[dire dagger]

Doo-dee

Dee-doo

https://tenor.com/view/usb-flash-drive-insert-connect-flip-gif-17588800

[haughty linden]

kde has that

[edgy urchin]

fuh, beat me to it

https://tenor.com/view/s14-beamng-stance-static-drift-gif-7164347385014847384

[scarlet mirage]

average paid mod

[forest summit]

this just feels like a portal 1 thing

aperture science a

[dire dagger]

That's crazy

[haughty linden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1161041174719635567/1478922846037213296/hemadeameshslap.gif.gif

[solar merlin]

olleh

[dire dagger]

Accounts still arent back

[edgy urchin]

pretty much

[haughty linden]

i remember the attacks of bemp

[dire dagger]

KissMP rolling over in its grave

[edgy urchin]

never forget, I remind myself every day

[dire dagger]

At least the cloud status is up to date

That's all that matters

[forest summit]

honestly true

[dire dagger]

I can see your forehead

[forest summit]

steam is a dog if cloud status is not up to date

[haughty linden]

oh no you can see that im balding

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-acceptance-going-bald-yes-its-time-its-time-gif-8871445879794045819

[forest summit]

beamng modding is so stressful i will be bald before i can drink alcohol

[dire dagger]

Giving dog head scritches makes her infinitely lick my hand

[forest summit]

that is how that transaction works

i think that applies to parakeets too

[forest summit]

oh my god

mood changing sneeze

oh my god

another mood changing sneeze

[haughty linden]

kitty

[scarlet mirage]

its a burnt loaf

[forest summit]

of?

[scarlet mirage]

brea

d

[forest summit]

oh

[dire dagger]

@forest summit lotus realized its mistake before it was too late

No more SUV path for them

They're making a V8 Hybrid supercar

🥹

[haughty linden]

is 72 a good speed for akagi T1?

[dire dagger]

Hybrids are elite

[sturdy siren]

Hydrogen combustion engines are an interest.

[feral carbon]

????????

how

[haughty linden]

18+ bemp server

[alpine patio]

Hmm

[haughty linden]

canadian detected

[dire dagger]

Straight chemicals

[haughty linden]

i used to drink one before every shift lol

[solar merlin]

water

[haughty linden]

sometimes 2

to not fall asleep

[dire dagger]

Drink a heart stopper 9000 elite ultra maximum

Very healthy

[haughty linden]

it was safer for me to drink 2 of those than it was for me to fall asleep at work

[left smelt]

For breakfast

?

[alpine patio]

Yes

[alpine patio]

Is looks coffee

[left smelt]

The left cup is the energy drink?

[dire dagger]

d3 is awake

Goodnight

[haughty linden]

i saw the magnifying glass and knew

[left smelt]

[solar merlin]

have you refilled the blinker fluid yet

[alpine patio]

Yes is coffee

[craggy lantern]

I'm really really tired

[alpine patio]

Hi tired I'm max

[haughty linden]

nice to meet you, im really really tired

[craggy lantern]

Uncs

[alpine patio]

And

[sturdy siren]

Hey Max, I'm Drew.

[alpine patio]

Hi drew

[alpine patio]

How are you

[forest summit]

can i have like

a kei truck

with an i4

[sturdy siren]

I am doing alright. How are you?

[alpine patio]

I'm good

[sturdy siren]

That's good to hear. 🙂

[alpine patio]

Yes

[craggy lantern]

Death

[dire dagger]

Best i can do is hirochi talent

[shy relic]

Why not Bolide

Best car

[dire dagger]

Does anyone else just eat

Meat

Randomly

Random meat

Reat

[shy relic]

DayZ mystery meat?

[dire dagger]

You look like mystery meat

[shy relic]

To you maybe

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-acchi-kocchi-bite-gif-17054824

[shy relic]

I can assure you tho, I am not for consumption

• I doubt the FDA or whatever the food health and safety company is called in the US, probably won't approve me any time soon

[dire dagger]

The FDA cannot approve perfect things

[shy relic]

Reminds me of that time NileRed made a "pure" cookie from standardised ingredients

NIST certified (not me btw)

[left smelt]

Did you certified it?

[shy relic]

Shush

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-tired-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-gif-1254974866802239683

[shy relic]

Not early in the morning bro

[shy relic]

Go sleep then ffs

[left smelt]

Yea

[dire dagger]

You're not my mom

[solar merlin]

pepsi

[sturdy siren]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-no-way-wtf-no-gif-8387067979247435559

[shy relic]

I know but I can still give helpful tipps no?

[left smelt]

Redman lol

[dire dagger]

A

[shy relic]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966566484174311436/1487563403051532400/attachment.gif

Yis

[dire dagger]

I tried to get into bed by putting one leg onto the bed and twisting onto it

And ended up face first onto the floor because my blanket slipped

[solar merlin]

bemp red man

[dire dagger]

Literally just broke physics

[left smelt]

Are you doing good tho

[sturdy siren]

That sounds like an expected result, no?

[dire dagger]

The sad part is that this house is built well

So no one heard me eat shit

So im alone on the floor

[shy relic]

[dire dagger]

In the dark

Don't even wanna get up

The floor is nice

[sturdy siren]

Damn, you must be tired, if those are the thoughts you are having.

[shy relic]

Real

[dire dagger]

It's nearing 1 am

[shy relic]

Tf you mean it'd 7 am

[forest summit]

thats okay

[shy relic]

Anyway imma go work

[sly plover]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-hug-have-a-good-day-have-a-great-day-gif-13961227233426468843

[shy relic]

Take a volvo as a charm of good luck

[forest summit]

good morning at 10:28pm

[dire dagger]

Hearse lookin ahh

Funny because that's the exact opposite of what volvo is

Volvo is one of the safest out there

Pretty sure they invented the 3 point seatbelt

[sly plover]

Its been a great night

[shy relic]

Could be ye

I mean tbf the volvo I have isn't a "big" car

[sturdy siren]

That's correct, yes.

[forest summit]

true ive had like 6 mood changing sneezes

[sly plover]

@dire dagger im at S2 E 7 of The Blacklist btw

[dire dagger]

Good show

I need to resume it

[shy relic]

It's only like idk 4.70 meters long.. So a normal bed f150 is longer

• my boot is filled with 2 subs so not really usable anyway

[sly plover]

Did not expect it to be a 10 season one. it was just suddenly s2 and i was like.. oh it has more then one

[dire dagger]

It has been airing since the 2010s

Watching it will take time off your lifespan

And the best part is that it stays the same every single season

They had amazing directors

[sly plover]

Nuh i only watch things on the side. i just cant sit there and just watch stuff

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsumi-mutsumi-yozakura-yozakura-family-mission-gif-4364966575798114283

[sly plover]

My hands gotta be busy

[dire dagger]

Just put on the walking dead like i do

[forest summit]

you're like Jeff and Cesar

[dire dagger]

I don't wanna watch it but it provides great background noise

[shy relic]

[chrome violet]

uwu

[sly plover]

Something to get time by while i do boring tasks

[forest summit]

I get consumed by beamng when I work and so sometimes I dont even need music or anything

[sly plover]

or repetetive tasks that take no brain

[forest summit]

something to do while waiting to load west coast for the 60th time in 1 session

[sly plover]

[forest summit]

fun fact beamng leaks roughly 100mb of vram every time you exit west coast

I had 10gb of vram used according to beamng but my GPU only has 8gb

very fun

[sly plover]

You certain? it doesnt destroy all materials yes

[forest summit]

on the main menu btw

[sly plover]

But they are simply reused / updated next load

[forest summit]

nope they are leaked

10gb on main menu is not correct

[sly plover]

Heeeey yet another reason to always restart the game after a mp session!

[forest summit]

like 5gb of terrain textures in vram

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-meme-digital-ai-robot-gif-14457114817214091327

[forest summit]

oh my god you found a self portrait of Jeff

how sweet

[solar merlin]

cheese dip

[dire dagger]

Jeff is codex in a trenchcoat cosplaying as a skinny white dude

[forest summit]

kid in white shirt pointing at himself in confused shock stock image

[ashen hatch]

I thought Jeff was a shark

[forest summit]

he's literally that kid

[sly plover]

Kill me

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/white-guy-white-shirt-pointing-sumaneun-123filezip-stan-twitter-who-me-gif-10060885227431911825

[forest summit]

yea that

one of his classes literally had an ai coding month

[forest summit]

I shit you not

and he would not shut up about it for that whole month

[shy relic]

5:48 on what track tho

[dire dagger]

Neverless should let me at his maps with my electric sbr

Its stock i promise

[shy relic]

My bolide is fastrr

[dire dagger]

Not on a corner

[forest summit]

Can confirm, I drove next to it

[sly plover]

Tomorrow?

Nistii got time as well?

[dire dagger]

It can do the junction bend on ecusa at 143mph

[sly plover]

You wont be able to use slicks

[dire dagger]

Won't need them, i use sport plus 2R

🥹

[forest summit]

this emoji is underused

[shy relic]

Tomorrow is a holiday so yea. I got plenty time after work today

[dire dagger]

I also have tons of time tomorrow

[sly plover]

*Yeah our today i might add

[dire dagger]

Yes

[shy relic]

My wheel is itching for competition ngl

[dire dagger]

I'm free all day today

[forest summit]

😡

[sly plover]

I can make us race. I got the toools.. oh wait no.. the bots needs an account

[shy relic]

Well im mostly going to go drift my bolide soooo more of a showoff

[chrome violet]

uwu

[dire dagger]

I need something to put my moza r5 through the races. Bro has experienced nothing but casual driving

[shy relic]

I have touge servers running. + I would say I am decently experienced in simracing. Could be fun

[forest summit]

ohh right you do have a wheel. I had forgotten what input device you used and I forgot to search for it and I forgot to ask. ty for saying

[dire dagger]

I'll have to grab the "don't fzcking leave the desk" wrench

But

Yes

[shy relic]

Imma add the account systems mod to the servers later aswell then

[dire dagger]

Bet

[shy relic]

• maybe get my map switcher to work

[dire dagger]

Sounds like a good way to occupy my Wednesday

[forest summit]

fun fact when aaxcenity first got his wheel the mount for it didn't arrive
so every time we hit him his wheel would fly off his desk

[dire dagger]

And get me out of this damn server

[shy relic]

It runs only on my development server but it seems to run

[dire dagger]

It runs but it seems to run - nistii

[shy relic]

Hey you missed half of it

[dire dagger]

Yeah I'm down neverless

[shy relic]

[dire dagger]

Set stuff up. Not too many mods

[shy relic]

Ight

[dire dagger]

I'm a fanatic about mods

Too many and i wont play

[sly plover]

Wet nords it is then and if thats to hard can always go to regular xD

[dire dagger]

Bet

[shy relic]

The servers I have only have maps and a few little addons, like maybe 2 gigs total

[shy relic]

Real

[dire dagger]

As long as they're high quality mods i don't mind

[shy relic]

Rainy nords hella fun in a mid engine car that wants to kill yoi

[dire dagger]

I'm an official server nerd

All of my configs are vanilla

[shy relic]

You'll like it. Trust

It's not crazy modded

[sly plover]

I almost sorely have my own mods on it

[dire dagger]

If they're made by you then i absolutely trust them

[shy relic]

Since we use mostly vanilla cars and parts for our touge regs.

[sly plover]

Whats your server called?

cant find any under your name

[dire dagger]

I've run ks_nord and ks_spa so many times

I basically know the tracks by memory

[forest summit]

can you do them while sleeping

though

[sly plover]

Just dont ask what mod TrollThings is

[dire dagger]

I'll probably deactivate it when it downloads

Once I'm in the server

[shy relic]

Team Ichiban Touge

It's 3 servers currently

[sly plover]

[forest summit]

why are these emojis so high quality

[dire dagger]

Kiwi!!!

[shy relic]

Ight im off to work Fr now.. Cyas later people

[sly plover]

[shy relic]

Don't ask

Soon

[dire dagger]

Did you know kiwis lay eggs half their size

[sly plover]

Ayyy i see the DEP_ext mod. im gonna roar the rb25det

[forest summit]

idk if @dire dagger chose not to answer or just didn't see

[shy relic]

My main touge 200bx uses the rb25 best mod ever

[forest summit]

no I didn't know that

[sly plover]

Eh no. Your a fun fact gatherer huh? =D

[dire dagger]

Cant sleep must ks nord

I miss the map now

[forest summit]

I take that as a choose not to answer okay

[shy relic]

Ight, later....

[dire dagger]

I don't have that mod on this computer

Damn

Oh well

I could just join a nord map and rip it from resources...

Nah im not that petty

[sturdy siren]

I can DM it to you, if you'd like.

Send you the .zip.

[dire dagger]

This would be appreciated, yes please

[sly plover]

Tomorrow you gonna see the maintained version of it

[forest summit]

I just had another mood changing sneeze

this night is going great

[sly plover]

Mood changing sneeeze??

[sturdy siren]

It is currently sending.

[forest summit]

yes

[sly plover]

I cannot say that i understand what you want to say with it

[dire dagger]

Aaand to be a good girl and CLOSE BeamMP before activating any mods on top of it

Because i broke everything last time

[forest summit]

my mood changes after the sneeze
sneeze makes me feel noticeably better

[forest summit]

while in session..? that shouldn't make a difference

[dire dagger]

the jellybean gets to go first

he always goes first

[forest summit]

I dont think I've seen that before, not that I remember

looks crispy

[dire dagger]

some of my configs are offline exclusive

i never use them in multiplayer

[forest summit]

oh you don't play with antialiasing?

[dire dagger]

no, doesnt work on intel arc

[forest summit]

‼️

Intel arc user!!!!

goateddd

[dire dagger]

it took long enough just to get bloom to work

i love this card though

runs very well

[forest summit]

ye

my Nvidia 3060 ti 8gb can just about do basically max graphics on mp if I abuse it

[dire dagger]

thank you drew

[sturdy siren]

Anytime. 🙃

[dire dagger]

im about to do unspeakable things to this map

[sturdy siren]

I'm going to prepare my pitchfork, so I fend off any future people asking for things.

[forest summit]

are you going to blend the map

[shy relic]

I'm genuinely scared

[craggy lantern]

Is this chat about bemp??

[weak elbow]

Bemp

[dire dagger]

nothing to be scared about, its a stock electric

[sturdy siren]

Wait, what. Since when did I do official BeamMP announcements?

[forest summit]

I'm scared too now

[dire dagger]

0-60 in 1.6 seconds

[forest summit]

Im scared x2

[dire dagger]

The gas version is not only better in corners but faster

AWD is so limiting

[craggy lantern]

You are staff without staff lol

[sturdy siren]

https://youtu.be/G5Zc4DaOtw4

[sturdy siren]

lol.

[craggy lantern]

Awd

Yayy

I no like rwd cus hard to drive

Awd cus it goes straight

Rwd no like going straight

[dire dagger]

dw eetuilia it tried to kill me on the first corner

takes a second to realise its a rear engined car

snap oversteer moment

ive gotten pretty good at correcting vehicles though

[sturdy siren]

Usual SBR experience. lol

[sly plover]

I remember removing that time. though i have no record of what i had found

[craggy lantern]

Loll

[dire dagger]

run so good he got convicted

[weak elbow]

Drew is cheating in bemp??

😨

[craggy lantern]

What the hell did i do 😢

[forest summit]

a downside of keyboard I have not overcome

[weak elbow]

Everything

[craggy lantern]

Oh nvm

Dyslexia trolling

[dire dagger]

one of my most favorite oem wheels in the game

i will never replace you with a nomi mod

[fierce forge]

Hi

[sturdy siren]

Yeah, I remember the conversation with you.

[craggy lantern]

I'm not enough fast always on wheel to correct my mistakes

[sly plover]

Vaguely remembering it

[craggy lantern]

Or i am but i feel like my desk will break if i turn my wheel too fast since fighting against forcefeedbaxk

[sturdy siren]

There were a few other times that Tixx and I had set, whilst messing around with his game speed command prompts.

[fierce forge]

Oh, I'll receive my car audio amp.

I wonder what can I do to get a reliable 12v from my car.

[dire dagger]

I should reslly sleep, i can do this tomorrow

[sly plover]

It must have been something blatant on multiple leaderboards, because after that i had removed any and all your times

[sturdy siren]

That Scintilla time, was set using a refined version of Oh_L0l's tune.

[craggy lantern]

9.14am not time to sleep

[fierce forge]

Overused joke

[dire dagger]

1:14am here bucko

[forest summit]

11:14pm here
should I sleep?

[scarlet mirage]

Hi ppl

[dire dagger]

I'm going to go ahead and tell y'all i won't be setting any record times

[scarlet mirage]

Same

[dire dagger]

I am an offroad person, not a race person

But i will still happily drive spirited

[forest summit]

Rally mentioned

[fierce forge]

So, my project is to have multiple audio source.
Android Auto + Radio 1 + Radio 2. I want them to work all together lol. All of it going to my speaker

[dire dagger]

No, real off-road

[craggy lantern]

Uhh i like italy outside loop cus i know the road well sometimes

[dire dagger]

Like baja

[forest summit]

bruh

[dire dagger]

Not your "haha i took car in dirt" offroad

[fierce forge]

I like rally

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/trophy-truck-suspension-bmw-baja-1000-off-road-gif-6233744953665236683

[sturdy siren]

Yeah, the T-series, Pigeon, and Wydra times were set, whilst Tixx and I were messing around with his game speed commands. We were seeing how fast we could go with those vehicles for fun, didn't treat it as an official leaderboard. The Scintilla time however, I spent 2 weeks trying to set time time. That video took 100s of hours to make. lol

[sly plover]

But i love this way of checking on times. i can just replay any lap of anyone and compare it to another https://youtu.be/LJvotaGObOA?t=7

[craggy lantern]

Only car i like to offroad with is da wentward citybus

[forest summit]

that looks on road though?

[craggy lantern]

Driving offroad is boring

[dire dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/beating-up-beating-up-lilo-fight-beat-up-beat-down-gif-15561612598237606428

[craggy lantern]

Killing

[fierce forge]

Where's the cheat?

[forest summit]

brooo is ss Marriott on road? no
is that gif on road? yeah entirely

[sly plover]

That had earned you this red tag

[fierce forge]

This is 100€ part

Lol

[sly plover]

It was none. Their car was somehow faster, turned out the config just didnt sync

[fierce forge]

That's what I thought

[sly plover]

But i keep using that video to show it off because its a neat method

[dire dagger]

Imagine cheating so intelligently that you turn into an example

[sturdy siren]

Yep, that's unsurprising, as the aforementioned times were 100% cheated, I will not deny that.

[craggy lantern]

Cheater

[sly plover]

I was mean lol. It wouldnt tell you you had this tag, you just had it for everyone to see

[sturdy siren]

I think Xryo and I had spent close to a couple thousand hours, trying to tweak and refine the Scintilla, so we could push the limits of BeamNG's handling model.

[craggy lantern]

Uhh added some gravity to have more downforce

[dire dagger]

The scintilla makes me angry when i try to tune it

But that's also because ive never sat down and really tried

[forest summit]

oh my god same

[sly plover]

I enforce certain settings on that server, if you still did it then i would at last see it in the replay

[sturdy siren]

The car has bugged areo-dynamics. Which makes its tuning method quite different from most cars. I think it is one of BeamNG's hardest cars to tune, due to its areo-dynamics.

[cunning flare]

This is Neverless' world, we're just in it

[craggy lantern]

More downforce = faster if 600hp

[craggy lantern]

I was too slow to keep up with D3 with his amazing ultimate 400km/h config so i just increased my wing angle to 20° and then i managed to overtake

Or D3 got a skill issue or smth

[craggy lantern]

Ugly ahh wing

[haughty linden]

i gained 3 tenths with a big wing on a car

and 14 mph

[fierce forge]

I don't like the Scintilla

[deep swan]

you're not alone on this

[shy relic]

The Scintilla is just broken, you can't tune it, I tried

[haughty linden]

its the fastest drag car in the game, thats the only reason i like i kinda like it

my pb is 6.78

which is insane for IRS

[sly plover]

I think akimbo said the fastest draggster is the hopper

[deep swan]

I still see people finding ways to make the pigeon faster

[haughty linden]

without mods?

[sly plover]

I think to remember so

[haughty linden]

interesting ill have to try it again it has such a short wheelbase that its unusable

[craggy lantern]

Holy hell a car with a 20° wing feels like a F1 car

It just grips to the road

[craggy lantern]

I just don't like the scintilla so i have never really tuned it

[haughty linden]

that big wing gained me 3 tenths

[craggy lantern]

Whattt

[haughty linden]

in the 1/4 mile

[craggy lantern]

Race in italy with that 🤑

[haughty linden]

which is huge

[craggy lantern]

Well downforce should gain speed

[haughty linden]

it would spin

[craggy lantern]

Oh yeah ncm

Nvm

I forgor it's rwd

[chrome violet]

he forgor💀

[haughty linden]

would need a big tire for that

[craggy lantern]

My car have tiny wheel

[haughty linden]

its only on a 315 radial

i could go 16" slicks

[craggy lantern]

If we get actual wheel simulation to bemp i'm gonna be so fvcked

How do i drive better without exploding my wheel

[haughty linden]

it would need electronic TC which exists in beamNG

or detune the motor

[craggy lantern]

I'm gonna loose like all my grip from wheels in 0,5 turns

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it make over 7000 hp

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Uh

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maybe make 4000 and it will run on the street

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its a very heavy vehicle

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Pessima is not a heavy vehicle

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And that making over 600hp is scary

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i think the limo is 6400 pounds

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Uhh 1kg is like 2 pounds around so yeah that's heavy

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2902.991kg

and goes almost 260 in the quarter mile

265*

or 427 km/h

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Holy fck

Tas some fast president travel

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it could go faster if i engage the lockup at the top of 1st instead of 2nd

its a 3 speed automatic like irl drag cars

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timeslip

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bemp