#💬-off-topic
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no they’re in shipping still
Uwu
owo
Ohhhh me thought it was about mustard mustard
I think if somebody can save BeamMP, it's mighty
Am sooooo Sowwy
one of the only ogs left that hasnt rejoined the server
Carl doesn't react to staff messages related to auth key or why BeamMP is down and stuff
L bot
O︵O


we need new emojis

these are a little cringy in the modern world
just go ahead and make me server owner atp
You'd have my vote already


yeah idk a single thing about running an operation like this
beammp would crash and burn the minute i was in charge
It crashed and burned without you in charge anyway
true
holyguaka asked me to moderate many times but i didnt wanna go through the support bs
not a good use of my time
and i dont know much of anything on how to help people i just know how to take down porn or make people stop arguing
Just timeout people until they stop asking
BeamMP is cooked
?
Uhh
vc?
oh lmao
We need more mightys in this server
It'd be a mighty fine server
the one and only for a reason
Pins on my bag two other too intense for here
puddle
Cute pfp
Alec and Mighty?!?
previous duo
Fox
drolf
drolf?
dragon wolf
Or wagon too
Wolf
keymaster working?
Currently Keymaster is not online. At this time, you'll simply need to run your servers as private and provide your friends with the Direct Connect info (IP address & port) to join.
why does my GPU randomly go to 100% usage an my game runs at 15 fps
do you happen to be using a computer from the year 2000
ive got a r7 5800x and a 4060 ti 16gb (not high perfomance but without beammp it runs fine)
idk
Looks like skill issue/s
red man got a hold of bros pc
where is that pic even from
Which pic?
the red hacker dude
Ohh okiii
Makes sense
Mellstrom
pyrocynical
yeah not cool
Wow
he doesnt look real in that picture lmao
chudtivities
Boop
This skybox is awesome. Where can I download it
its called illinois

Hhehe get boop
typically that is what the sky looks like
took this a couple days ago
there was a really pretty one one time in the same spot
what is that
hes killing me chat
tard box
🍪
i mean like fr im intrested
its for timing
yumyum
You live Europe or usa?
usa california
lucky
unlivable state
🇦🇹
Ooo
id fw california if it wasnt expensive and i could keep no catalytic converters on my truck
stupid p65 whatever warnings
Austria
living pricing here is aids!
at least i can buy a steam game every hr of work (useless)
Where you want live?
wisconsin or midwest or some shit
cheap and my career pays similar
i like rural and i live in suburbia
grass is greener on the other side of the fence until it isnt
worlds most bipolar weather
yea i was freezing in -3 F not gonna lie
-3 aint even bad
I'm Finland soon 12am
bruh ya right after i left my last visit it was like -28 and like wind was making it smth like -40? or worse i dont remember
definitely not ideal
exactly lol
finland mentioned
i went to finland
population 2.5 - .5
Ye
mini soda
One Europe here Finland
Why two Finland named
points for attempted english
funny location in minnesota in the usa
wherewar
checks out
Mmhm
lol funny
kirby at work
kirk at work
kirkby
hewwo
mark give me the zucc
215 population Minnesota
5mil population Europe Finland
trust me this vacuum sucks
bombaclat population
sigh
wrong
2 finland
check out this cool image I found
image.png
and the other one was just typing
Hello foox
tmguh
Pfp shows fox
no thats a tmj
1
dont even joke lad
tuhmuhguh 86
How are you
i wanted the bird one but this works
splendid
the character means “love” because I love everyone
🫀
i love you
I love you too I love all
perky kirky

what is that dude

eri
didnt ask for a history lesson bro WHAT is it
yuck
🍪 more
thank you twin
Np
You sick?
yea
Oh dam. I hope you better soon
is this you
They're all full..
No
i think you’re lying
thanks :3
bro might be 20 questions
:3
im getting better but its still rly annoying atm
Yes
im the guy who never gets sick but when i do its bad
yea i havent been sick in many many months
hmmm what should I do
Wow
why
anyway I leveled up my scythe to level 25 in helldivers
play my winter car
No awake
I LOVE THE SCYthe
in real life
scythe was one of my ogs
(This sentence has never been said)
my og weapon was the slug shotgun
carried me through bots for so long
I'm gonna be trying the double edge sickle next time I play
i attempted slugger vs appropriators since i really enjoyed those missions and i finally got the grasp of that thing. able to oneshot overseers is hilarious
i really enjoyed it for once
slugger has kinda just been outclassd for me
in truckersmp
like I could just use the purifier or the accelerator over it
and it just gets completely cleared
(the accelerator is great with siege ready)
i used to be a dickle enjoyer but honestly regular scythe is so underrated esp when ur soloing no death d10s and stims matter more
yea but u get tired of it eventually
Favourite game
youtbue
(I put the diver in helldivers, so that's why I like it so much)
- I am the world's most persistent sentry spammer as well
yum
hay
ask them nicely to not bring in the mud
ive tried but they keep bringing in buckets full
tell them no more buckets
Idk you’re all out of options then
Raccoon
Hi
dude is actually playing i spy today
How are you
cgaga if i get teardown will you play it with me
Tired?
I don’t even know how to play it tbh
noo cow from drug song
I only got it yesterday
Somehow Octo set up a deathmatch game
throwback
Yuh
yall think this rainx still works
prob still good to drink yea
makes my insides hydrophobic
really what you want
its unironically a solid brick of rainx in there
so... not wet?
Aw man
soap
oooh you dropped the rainx
Heat it
use it like a clay bar
its from 2000 lmao
smear it all over the windshield
Oopsy, im such a clumsy mess
rapidly consumes homemade chezbrgr
chips or crisps or chips
pipe down
i crave hot puffy cheetos
he wanted heaven but got zib zorp instead
i'm headed to karaoke night at a brewery woooo
uwu
time to siiiiiiiiing
owo
goat movie
i wanna watch iron cum again
it was so disorienting the first time i could barely tell what was going on in some spots
Generational gif

Honestly I feel like it was a good one and done movie
Yoooo siiick (Thats a cute af plushy)
Obviously there was a lot left unexplained intentionally
i like that kind of shit
i just need to watch it again to see stuff i missed
well we dont kinkshame around here so thats okay
And I think it won’t be as good the second time because the suspense and shock factor won’t be there
snippet of a universe
none of it was a surprise for me since i knew the lore i just loved his rendition of it
truck
Volvo
what else?
i mean like i knew what to expect
Raccoon boop
there was a lot of stuff that i found cool and a little surprising yeah but his playthrough covered a chunk of it

:3
tornado watch until 8pm ❤️❤️❤️❤️
first day on beammp
pipe down bro
if you die ill kill you
imagine dying twice
Here you go! 
yall are the reason why i wish the geneva convention isnt real jkjk
!rank
just saying words
geneva checklist
hell yeah
:3
convention first turned into suggestion now its just checklist lmao
those who say words recreationally 
those who
when disney adults find the hidden mickey on the dead hooker in the alleyway
Currently Keymaster is not online. At this time, you'll simply need to run your servers as private and provide your friends with the Direct Connect info (IP address & port) to join.
i love key lime pie
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i want to go to the florida keys
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Currently Keymaster is not online. At this time, you'll simply need to run your servers as private and provide your friends with the Direct Connect info (IP address & port) to join.
key
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abckeydef
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Key
Turtle Patate [✅ APP]
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Need to improvise
Owo
uwu
owo
1k1e1y
coworker
uwu
It triggers exactly on "key" or "Key" mb
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I don’t know if I should mute you for this

dont stop yourself from following your dreams
I didn’t know cgoya was a Disney adult
you shouldnt
Key deez nuts
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@storm wraith is this true
i mean he is 1 picosecond older
unc
What
read
Check dm
@storm wraith check dm
concerning
Anyone wanna help me test a drag car wip in BeamMP later?
uwu
owo
marketplace too local
thank goodness
Midwesterners genuinely choosing to live in the worst part of the country
it was fine until decided tornado alley needed to scoot over a little
Anyone wanna help me test a drag car wip in BeamMP later?
rust speedrun any%
help me
what channel is ts?
fuh we do??
Willingly live there
Nah it's great once you get past everything wrong with it.
There's something coming. I feel it In my right middle toe nail
tuff
HERBIE ♥️
You already know 👍
Wow
That's what I said
Didnt know herbie had toenails
If you take off the hubcaps you'll see about 21 of em each
i am going to show my epic coding skill
mov eax, 2
push eax
pop eax
@plush quarry test
oh
wha-
What
Me keeping @tropic pumice : https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWoeoO0tEoM/?igsh=d2p3bzB0YXZ4eTdv
Cute
:3:3:3
proot
eat
beammp
@odd dagger and @hollow linden can you put the word “foid” (and “foids”) in the automod banned word list please? It’s a “slang” term used by incels to disrespect and degrade women in general i can send you the definition if you want I’m ask you this cause I’ve seen this word being used a couple of times already in here
lol funny
Welcome back king
Food
water
hi
my new (to me) crkt apache II knife (black) vs my new old stock crkt blitz
two lovely knives
I'll add it to my list.
Thank you
guys can someone help me to get keymaster key?
set it to 0 and call it a day
Nice
woof
Hello wolf
🪤
Ooo wat, cheese on da floor?????
Go get it
You should go see for yourself
lol
Vittu
???
It's finish for hello
Ah
It's better if you go translate it
Are there any Germans here?
Nein
Top
Kann man nicht so channels in Sprachen unterteilen?
Eine Message dann level 2😂
Please give me the 4 XP.
Hab kein zugriff
Ah warte mal
Sup
Legenden besagen ich warte 2040 immernoch
Ja der ist momentan noch nicht fertig. Sobald alle permissions eingestellt worden sind, wird der Channel öffentlich gestellt
Hab's erst vor kurzem erfahren

is anyone using AMP to run a Beam MP server?
this is an english only text channel…. 🤓
Excuse me
Nerd
you guys like my phone
10/10
thx ✌️🥹
I really love how straight it is
it was worse before i put 25lb weights on it
What about my wallpaper
wanna see my iphone 14?
It can't be worse right
OH MY GOD
Wow
😭
geeked up on a friday evening
nah geometry Dash
jk
it just stopped working the battery expanded
May or may not have plugged into a car jump starter
Damn
or jump pack whatever it’s called either way it was made for a truck
thought it would charge it because it had USB-C ports
but I did throw it cuz um it was next to me and i got bored so yeah
🍌
why are the speakers not that bad
literally
the bob dont disappoint💯
Yes?
stubby
i remember when that episode aired
RIP roadkill
anyways
Peak song, strikes a chord fsr
https://open.spotify.com/track/7Hr1Ignop7cymbE3FbOtXa?si=e21cd099a6254a0b
some crzy stuff(idk how yall handle swearing) has been happening across 2 servers and i am actully gonna get perma banned and somene might be a pedo
if you want context dm only i am not saying the stuff in a public server for privacy reasons
Please see https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1487404122805370880 for what we know, and https://discord.com/channels/601558901657305098/1488185488925004079 for updates as we have them.
is Shakespeare dead?
no but actually thats wild i hope you don't get banned. someone called me a "n****r" and told me to eat his dick for touching his car once by accident, so it's not uncommon lol
legit
not even in this server a completely different one
oh damn
well ur account is new so loosing it is probably not a big issue
still dont want to get banned lol
Safe to say this is one of the weirdest races I've ever been a part of...
Racing a bouncing Toyota Yaris vs tanks 🙂↕️
#Simracing #ToyotaYaris #Racing #Simulator #Yaris
i almost assumed you where one of those mass slop promoters but nvm
No wonder you call yourself useless but nvm
!daily
@rigid gazelle, here is your daily reward: 118 :coin:
Mmmmm
maxie_furry, you started working again. You gain 255 :coin: from your last work. Come back in 1 hour to claim your paycheck of 194 :coin: with !work claim, or use !work to work again.
@rigid gazelle
hi
I found sussy username is here
where
can you show me who
Dm or
you can i think
how sus and which kind of sus
Nice name
me?
yes
dam 😔
beamp
beamp
bp
p
ayo
lol
moderators, remove this person's family making tools and privileges
p
b

anyone playing hoi4
splooge
yes
Omg
why the kcuf they didnt off these things like "u need to make beammp account to spawn something"
i cant even log in
bc after that attack
You're stuck as guest then.
Unofficial servers typically don't have these restrictions.
орим

Owo
uwu
hongr
give my name back 😭
my name being john bemp doesn't allow other people to take the name Eetuilia
@rigid gazelle look what you did
Don't blame this on me
you started this
Can I make him meow so I change it?
What
I’ll change my name if he meows
bro what 😭
Meow for me
What is that profile Picture
i won't
bro can't even spell my username 💔
This profile picture is disgusting me
it's said that the real ones cant say their name without mistakes they've been through
cool
who has every said that
laides 😭
i did
the real Eetuilia
literally yall
anywyas
saying shut up to a donator 😭
anywyas
@mellow kraken
not so sure you’re a donato
hello
Oh
i'm confused about a how does a person decide to join a dc server and just steal somebodys name
what
incompetence
@rigid gazelle told me to
you dont have the talking stick
pipe down
you might have low intelligence
oh shi ur right
go to the appdata folder and then do the properties of the exe instead
yeah i found it
Oooo
Banan
banana phone
Car banan
No
Why no
The Mercedes CLS 55 has the nickname "банан" (= banan), translated banana. Its named like that because of its shape being like a banana
Is car?
Is banan
I see
squishy fluff
what in the #### have i just witnessed
hmm
Brain damage
jarvis add brutal sound effects to the petting gif for comedic purpose
No idea, why would you scream tho, no need for that cutie
Die
Hey, be nicey little cat
You dont control .e
Hm?
Yuki Kawamura is my favorite g league basketball player
catastrophic spelling error
why does this make my eyes feel uncomfortable
because it's late and you're tired
omg
Cheese.
dairy product
TUFF
look at the specs
wait how does it have 16gb ram and not 4gb like normal chromebooks?
but thats so freaking tuff
microsoldering? or external components?
they are not outside the case
they are inside
:)
it runs natively
wait wait wait, so, these parts, you where able to simply swap them in? i thought almost every laptop manufacturer, especially chromebook, soldered there parts?
i swapped the whole motherboard
i just fit it inside the skin
lol that reminds me i was planning on doing that eventually
the screen is the same tho
But in Canada are schools don't even Supply us with Chromebooks. They just have a bunch that we sign out at the library and most them aren't Chromebooks
i can finally run smash karts at 60 fps 😭
I’ve had the Chromebook for 4 years. more like a windowsbook
thats is so tuff
pbsj
now stick a chromebook motherboard in a new acer
,>:)
I did it runs like sheet
but I got 1080p at 20 fps 😭
im going to bed the time is the first three digits of pi for me
man you sound like your way more intelligent than me idk what the first digit of pie is 😭
3
good but i see tiktok
Nice
Ye
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Boop
Sup d3vi0usk
71
hi
How are you
Same
Tired
eeppy sleepyy
nyaaaaaa
I'm no going yet sleep
Hehheh
can we please add this emoji to the server
i wonder if there will be thing like if u will buy premium (if this would be here) u would can make a server without having it, u just can make server but it will be hosted from beammp servers + some customization like nickname color etc.
Scary
does beamMP is safe to play?
you need
yes
Does anyone have any idea why the force feed back on my steering wheel stops working when i connect my headset?
meow
only fans?
in a way you could farm money by putting only fans on onlyfans, hence the name onlyfans
I was gonna make an acc for my trucks ass on there but i had to setup banking and shit and said fuck that
Chebby down 😔
big fan of this
what wronk
it aint got no gas innit
Just a cleaning lol
Before and after roughly
Tho I was looking for an oil leak
Believe I need new valve cover gaskets
And at that point imma get some new valve covers
Cats brutally murder several plastic people
Me too bro me too… 
Expect that in this engine its some paste and to remove the valve cover you gotta loosen up the timing gear thing, since the cover is used for it's bearing support or something 
No wonder why it was running only with three cylinders x)
Orange cat behavior is peak orange cat
you made me happy, you de-yellowed the headlights
Got new ones
Looks like Chris fix typpa superclean
obs gang
Just a good amount of oven cleaner and super clean
I’m gonna steal your cab visor
no ma’am
nuh uh
I’m into it
🏳️🌈
Gay
text to speech
literally analyzes the emoji and says what it is
can anyone help me setup my VR on beamng? cuz i set OpenXR as default and it still dosent work
Pediawiki
lmfao
Hello tmg
hellohello
Hru
splendid as always
i fixed an issue on mein auto where it would feel like the battery dies while cranking
took a wire brush on a drill and cleaned the contacts, tightened them, and hammered them on
now no more issues so far

Mein Auto
Wow nice i just read slowly no fast
Boop
Nu
🍪
I'm going sleep now
Okay man. Rest well
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Nah it doesn't look too bad
Ive seen much worse
good morning fellas
Hello mighty
hi
good mid day
still morning
me when
uwu
owo
owo
uwu
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owo
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