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[iron helm]

Nutmeg

[stone shell]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[severe sage]

What are they looking at?

[upper magnet]

Now this is art

[opaque swan]

Kamui's diary.

[devout thunder]

Yes

[stone shell]

[lean shell]

"gurl just kill me"
😩

[stone shell]

Im a liv simp but sheesh

https://tenor.com/view/sweat-haha-gaming-man-nervous-gif-17329185

[cerulean phoenix]

Guys, soulworker is pretty fun ngl

[little lagoon]

Is the character leveling slow af still?

[cerulean phoenix]

Idk man, i just recently started

Chii aruel is pretty hot

[little lagoon]

My man

[uneven ice]

Didnt soulworker series have reset their titles many times before

[cerulean phoenix]

Idk, last time i heard they remaking the mobile version aint they

[little lagoon]

I was always on the private server because of the boosted exp, but now its gone

[cerulean phoenix]

Ah guess i missed everything

[little lagoon]

Steam version takes forever to grind, jeez

[cerulean phoenix]

Wait am i downloading the wrong version

Im using steam version

[little lagoon]

Nah its the proper version

[raven lintel]

So how's Aether Gazer? Can someone give a review?

[opaque swan]

PGR ripoff that's all.

But fun game.

[remote tapir]

yongshi pls focus on ur fkin game

[golden needle]

https://c.tenor.com/Tk2xYonmrsEAAAAM/anime-blushing.gif

[cerulean phoenix]

Fr?

[little lagoon]

Yeah

[cerulean phoenix]

Glad to hear that

[little lagoon]

[uneven ice]

Being a ripoff isnt a bad thing when u already like the source material

Parallel game and more content to play

[quasi abyss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIDOymYz8Vc&ab_channel=アズールレーン

[uneven ice]

Azure lane?

[opaque swan]

When it comes to consistent firepower and an ability to stack bodies on an objective, the Federation’s many Infantry divisions take centre stage. While packaged with a small amount of armour for their own uses, an Infantry division’s main tool is the swathes of mechanised infantry at its disposal, a truly multirole effective fighting force. 788 Infantry is no exception to this, being as standard as Infantry Divisions come. But, all this manpower comes at the cost of being unwieldy to maneuver on the modern battlefield, as the Federation has some famously outdated and bloated military organisation, which when coupled with the top-down command structure, reduces reaction times across the board and diminishes the ability and initiative of ground commanders to stray from orders.

[quasi abyss]

yes

[uneven ice]

Old azure lane update?

[marble tundra]

guys, may i ask 'this seems weird but

[marble tundra]

hows your experience in master bai-?

like if you continuing it every day, how would you feel after it? except of desire relieve

[quasi abyss]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1518554260157665281

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

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白きエムデンはどこまでも優雅で可憐で、純潔なる上位者を演じ、
黒きエムデンはどこまでも上から目線で、強引なる支配者を務める。

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#アズールレーン

Twitter · Apr 25, 2022, 11:35 AM

[uneven ice]

Im surprised Azure lane is still doin well. Its pretty old by now

[restive steeple]

Nice, many variety of hell buff, it give another weird but so fun mode it makes my phone screen broke, it can help you to practice your patience even tho it's just a game, it can help you excercising your emotion to another level, very fun to play

[marble tundra]

how many times do you do it in a day?

[uneven ice]

[restive steeple]

Hmmm, today is 6

[uneven ice]

[marble tundra]

hm, thankyou mate i thought im alone

i wouldn't understand myself, past weeks i tried to resist it

i dont know why, maybe im perv*rt? ugh. i want to quit doing this

[uneven ice]

Ud need the hormone to get them gains tho.. if u try skippin it and make muscle

[restive steeple]

People never miss that hell my man, it can give you big reward, that's why many people play it

[marble tundra]

i dont know i think i already reached it, the feel i want

either i dont want to try to real girl, feels like

i already exceed my interest, and i just doing this as like, kill some time? like that

[marble tundra]

that big reward is being addicted with it

i think, we losing our rail if cannot control it like me, well i that is all really weird question to ask but thanks. i felt relieve somewhat, ima try to resist again

[uneven ice]

Ud get fat faster thats for sure.
And the addiction is like gacha addiction..

Mess with yer brains

[marble tundra]

yes that is true, lot of things mess up just this day, im tripped more than 4 times, i couldn't open quickly the 500ml softdrinks, etc.

[uneven ice]

On top of the existing alcohol addiction
Sugar addiction. Gacha addiction
Smoke. Oh boi

Ud feel like a drug addict

[marble tundra]

only master make me mess and addicted like this, i want to quit bro

well this is my own problem and its also me can answer it isn't it, thanks guys

[uneven ice]

Starting tto exersize is a good start. It can gets your minds off things

[stone shell]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[quasi abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402336940390613001/968121122186993674/unknown.png

[stone shell]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[raven lintel]

https://youtu.be/LUzcayxCbwQ

[slim fern]

@lusty raft

I got liv

The rest dont matter

[lusty raft]

holy moly thats a lot of mommi

[wispy scroll]

@jolly spade I'm not sure but I believe the developers or a developer confirmed them to have been connected through the imaginary tree

But yes, they are all unique and different in their own ways.

[jolly spade]

It just sounds absurd

[slim fern]

I had luna but traded her in another server for rpk 16

[wispy scroll]

Well "Honkai" in itself is absurd already

you do know how big of a BS the herrscher's abilities can go

[slim fern]

@lusty raft

[lusty raft]

lucky

[slim fern]

Read em and weep

[lusty raft]

im gonna go mudae here

nvm no mudae here

[slim fern]

Lemme pull the full list of pgr chars

[jolly spade]

Nah, that one Im fine

[lusty raft]

i go turu

[jolly spade]

But connecting two different settings of games is some Nier-Drakengard levels of absurdsity

[wispy scroll]

think of this big 3

Imaginary tree, will of the honkai, and the sea of quanta

there's a huge bond between each of those

[slim fern]

@lusty raft

[opaque swan]

Scenarios that I'm going to make (WIP).

[slim fern]

I have liv and ayla, someone else has luna

I cant even count how many times I have been slapped by rng with mudae

[lusty raft]

WANSHI

where mudae is that btw?

[slim fern]

In a server I own

[opaque swan]

I thought Mei.

[lusty raft]

pog

[slim fern]

Or I guess one of em

[lusty raft]

[slim fern]

I have mudae in my guild server and the others use it

Its a fun bot

[devout thunder]

Hi

[lusty raft]

aw cool, idk if mudae does cross servers tho

[slim fern]

No but it does if you pay irl cash for premium

[upper raft]

Perfect birthday

[quasi abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402336940390613001/968130319632965672/unknown.png

[thin sierra]

[devout thunder]

I miss nanami shirtless emoji

[neat shell]

sameeeeeeeeeee nanamitopless was epic

[devout thunder]

That was my favorite emoji

[ebon nova]

[devout thunder]

Its not bad tf

[ebon nova]

people will never know whose music belongs to

[formal umbra]

I thought it was Edenis at first

[slim fern]

facts

I have soem buds who are enlisted with nato

[ebon nova]

nope. but the musician is an american

[formal umbra]

I mean the first second

[severe sage]

We all do

[opaque swan]

POV: Putin.

[ebon nova]

oh, idk about Edenis honestly but sounds really good

[stone shell]

[severe sage]

Lucia stew

[devout thunder]

Emergency food

[neat shell]

you either need to be very young or live under a rock to not know lmao

[uneven ice]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-spongebob-get-in-angry-mad-gif-16564380

[rustic wolf]

[uneven ice]

Wew.. what with that loli pose

Look a lot younger than pulao too

[devout thunder]

💀

[neat shell]

[stone shell]

Wat in di hell

[uneven ice]

Your cursed image lose to this

[lean shell]

oh loli Prinz Eugen
interesting

[severe sage]

Gacha for League players

[neat shell]

I'm ||FUCKING INVINCIBLE||

[cerulean phoenix]

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW, AND THE FIRE'S HOT

THE VULTURE WAITS TO SEE WHAT ROTS, OH HOW PRETTY, OH THE SCENERY THIS IS NATURE SACRIFICE

[stone shell]

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[stone shell]

Not the airforce fox

[cerulean phoenix]

Gaming with this stankass 2014 office setup

[ebon nova]

[severe sage]

Soulworker

[cerulean phoenix]

Just started recently

Aruel is pretty fun to use ngl

[severe sage]

Lily best girl

[cerulean phoenix]

Is it just me or why does aruel has similar voice with lumine from jenshin?

[severe sage]

Could be i know that Epniel has the same va like Yae Mika tho

[cerulean phoenix]

Fr?

[severe sage]

Yes she can somehow sound cute but also like a mommy

[stone shell]

What cursed image

[wanton bobcat]

it doesn't exactly work if you are screenshotting yourself, y'know

[sick vector]

I am too boomer to even understand what is that supposed to imply

[mystic rune]

I don't get it either

[wanton bobcat]

something something crypto funny

[molten monolith]

[alpine hatch]

dis is why i always try to snatch the flies out of the air instead of smackin em doon onto a surface

(I say always but i’d only successfully crushed a fly dis way once)

[devout thunder]

Ya'll Venom fans???

I've always loved venom tbh, just curious

[past oasis]

Well shit

Elon musk own Twitter

Less go

[wanton bobcat]

inb4 literally nothing changes

[opaque swan]

A small price to pay for one of the best jobs in the world.

[past oasis]

I don't need to know that they have testicle issues

[storm mesa]

I’m kinda worrying how long I‘ll keep playing Aether Gazer the shaft on this game for me is more worse than GI

[sick vector]

Oh? Care to share about it? I'm a little curious now.

[storm mesa]

Well I wasn’t lucky at all, first of all standard banner pull was fine I got the Ice mage attacker who is hot, cute and strong but needed to hit pity ( 40 pulls to hit pity for the first time ) then I wanted the girl who looks like raiden mei, hitted pity loss 50/50 to a cha who is farmable through the pain cage now I literally have only for 1 multi left

Gacha of this game is trash like GI, but maybe a bit only a bit better than from GI

[sick vector]

Oh my

[storm mesa]

Ppl just overhype the game bec of the duo/trio ultimate, graphics etc

[sick vector]

Honeymoon phase seems to end real quick

[storm mesa]

That’s why I kinda feel like I‘m done with this game, just like GI

[storm mesa]

Also they have a bigger problem with stamina than PGR, for 3 rounds to farm the memory costs around 70 stamina just for 3 rounds, not even 5* memory guaranteed

[sick vector]

[sick vector]

Personally if I played I would give them a little chance first until there is a version update, if they can redeem themselves then with all the criticism

[storm mesa]

And I have a phone number which I used to create an alt acc, now I want to switch it, there was a issue with it what I can‘t solve, so I contacted the support team, meh they couldn’t do anything like tf

[sick vector]

Damn Support already shafting

[storm mesa]

Fr I asked them if they can switch it for me, he said like, it‘s not possible

[storm mesa]

I‘ll continue playing for 2-3 months if they only want to shaft me like GI and HI, nah man I‘ll be done with it

And I‘ll delete it without regrets like I did to mhy games

[sick vector]

Yea at least you are trying things out

[storm mesa]

Man, I‘m kinda so fking glad that I found about PGR best f2p friendly game where I can whel

[storm mesa]

Well I give it a chance at least but if the devs say no, then I‘ll say no aswell,

I still want to switch phone number smh, trash devs

Aether Gazer is indeed fun tho, it would be sad if I drop it only for gacha lol

[sick vector]

So there is nothing like shard farming?

[storm mesa]

Not like I saw any so there is no shard farming

[sick vector]

So low rankers still need to be pulled?

[storm mesa]

Indeed sad, my main acc alrdy able to get all A rank cha to S rank or higher, disgusting, no S rank cha

[storm mesa]

Well you‘ll get the A rank cha from daily login so dw, dunno about feature A rank, maybe they need to pulled like from GI, the gacha is very similar to it

Game is fun but gacha = 🗑️ ( for me at least )

[sick vector]

I see, thanks for your opinions

The outlook of that gacha now gets me curious on how their powercreep will become. It looks to me like it's going to become like a waifu collector, so balancing will get tough

[storm mesa]

I don’t think the game‘ll have a lot balanced cha, most likely it‘s like HI if it‘ll come to balancing, but as far for now, all cha are useful, at least you need 2 teams which can deal good dmg for pain cage ( even the startet team is good enough if they have high rank )

[sick vector]

That's expected in the beginning, everything has a use still
But for how long..

Yeah any more of my questions are just "wait for the update" lol

[storm mesa]

Yup

[stone shell]

Holy shit its Walter White

[cerulean phoenix]

Looks cool tbh

[dim fjord]

What ya talking about lol I'm feeling kinda lucky

[storm mesa]

Fk you

[dim fjord]

[storm mesa]

Leave me alone

[dim fjord]

https://c.tenor.com/EELRCcwAZMsAAAAM/raccoon-weird.gif

[dim fjord]

Well sorry but... I just got this single pull now. Bye

[storm mesa]

I don’t care about him, I alrdy tried him his gameplay is kinda boring for me

[stone shell]

https://youtu.be/1vtNZqzbXkk

[devout thunder]

[devout thunder]

[keen sun]

it depends.... I got raiden girl 2nd pull, and got 2 S ranks from first 40

and I saw a lot ppl getting 2-3 S ranks in 10 pulls

the current consensus is, farm alts and stop until you get at least 3 S ranks

Taobao is selling bilibili account for less than 1 RMB, 0.15 USD

[keen sun]

If you want, I can give u some alts, I got them from the CN community

ping me if you want one

I still need to do Babel, hands feeling too weak after having played AG

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/voidbug-gif-22947345

[quasi abyss]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1518784963344183298

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【艦船紹介】
巡洋戦艦　ザイドリッツ
正義感が強く真面目な性格で、上下の立場を大事にする軍人系な気質をもつ。
自身の思惑より、「上官殿が望んでいるかどうか」を行動基準とする一面があり、
命令通りできていただろうかと不安を感じることもしばしば。

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#アズールレーン

Twitter · Apr 26, 2022, 2:52 AM

[quasi abyss]

that game is out or is it still in beta?

[muted hollow]

working on pgr themed home screen

[devout thunder]

Oh my gAWD

That is SOO COOL

[muted hollow]

thanks lol. funny thing is that i have none of these characters

i have kamui on an alt account.
im tryinf to getto level 52 for qu and i wasnt here during alpha banner

[upper magnet]

send middle please

[storm mesa]

Rlly kind of u, but I can’t login with bilibili or something else, only with phone numbers

But if it’s with a number Idm it, it’s up to you if you wanna give to me

[storm mesa]

Oof lol

[keen sun]

it's out in CN

[keen sun]

it's bilibili acc tied with random outlook email, no phone number

and you can't log in on bilibili website because it needs a verification code from the outlook email, but the email is computer-generated by script so no one has access to it

[storm mesa]

Well yea, then it‘s not gonna work

Sadge

[storm mesa]

Oof lol, even if I could log into bilibili acc, I wouldn’t be able to login in game

IPhone issues

[keen sun]

[storm mesa]

Ik rlly sad

[storm mesa]

Hard life tho

Gotta survive with my main acc

If I still gets unluck in 2-3 months, then I‘ll probably wait for global release, cuz this game is the first cn game which shaft me so hard

[storm mesa]

Still kind of you dw, I rlly appreciate it

[devout thunder]

Half-Life

[storm mesa]

Life sux

[storm mesa]

[storm mesa]

I wish PGR turn into animation studio aswell

[devout thunder]

I found a bird

[alpine hatch]

borb

[half plaza]

birb:D

[devout thunder]

I see birb

[half plaza]

:0

[alpine hatch]

i’m gonna be an ep-hic quora gamer

[maiden nest]

I've finally resumed doing my dailies

[storm mesa]

[solid oriole]

Banana

[severe sage]

Where can i download the game?

[storm mesa]

Bilibili or taptap

[storm mesa]

It‘s recommended to get bilibili version, cuz you can login with email

[quasi abyss]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1518851140015648769?s=21&t=vzxrqFrGGP4WnIPCv4H3xA

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
ヨルク　朱月の破壊者
「『絶対者の前に跪きなさい、愚かで惨めな生き物よ』――ふふ、ふははは、ははははは♥　あなたは指揮官でしょ？私に無理して合わせなくてもいいからね？」

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#アズールレーン

Twitter · Apr 26, 2022, 7:15 AM

[devout thunder]

:0

[devout thunder]

Death and memes

[stone shell]

:0

Bro Devil Trigger is just

[cerulean phoenix]

Can confirm, i am the devil

[upper magnet]

How do you guys pronounce lychee?

[little lagoon]

lie-chi ?

[cerulean phoenix]

I never seen this unit

Yall that plays arknights, does this girl worth enough to use?

[warm bloom]

Nah shes hot but not really used often

[cerulean phoenix]

I see

[cerulean phoenix]

AWOOGA

[stone shell]

Those thighs...

[fossil olive]

*bornana

[slim fern]

Kinda

[grim sinew]

Is that the helicopter from air strike game?

[opaque swan]

I don't know what to identify that, it almost looks like a distorted Apache with one seat.

[stone shell]

Ask that to Monika not me lol

[opaque swan]

I already did.

[stone shell]

o k

How does that even work

[opaque swan]

This actually a simple way to fire just like the old scooter way you can just drive normally, to fire you need to let your scooter stands and fires the round of the shell next to the scooter body. Moving is gonna make the accuracy bad, this weird looking scooter is called the VESPA 150. Is an anti tank scooter designed to destroy a tank.

It is not used in World War 2.

And this bulky thing is recoiless.

@stone shell

[stone shell]

Ah now i see

[quasi abyss]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1518915310661038082

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【着せ替え】
エムデン　白黒のパルティータ
「迷い込んだ可愛い人間さんが選べる道は3つ――」
「エムデンに喰われるか、虜にされるか、エムデンの、私たちの眷属になることね♥」

「エムデン」着せ替えがLive2Dアニメ仕様で
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#アズールレーン

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Twitter · Apr 26, 2022, 11:30 AM

[stone shell]

Why does that even exist

[small blaze]

Hi

[opaque swan]

It was used for fighting Soviet, it even can parachute.

[stone shell]

Question how Heavy is it

What in the name of the military is this

[opaque swan]

When Avtomat Kalashnikova decided to make a handcannon version of it.

[opaque swan]

It's large even it's recoiless, there's a bit push.

[lean minnow]

Orange where

[cerulean phoenix]

Sheeesh air strike

Its been a long time since i heard that game

Good ol 2013-2015 memories :')

[woven barn]

ohnyo

[stone shell]

Told you those ai's will turn bad or even kill if they learn enough

[sick crane]

fkin robots

[quartz flower]

Extra Extra THICC

[devout thunder]

Always has been

[quartz flower]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694205081809190912/926721672558571591/48793ECB-3CDB-4FD1-856A-86E8CCBF84AD.gif

[neat shell]

https://youtu.be/SO5gNrshAaM

[weak wedge]

wtf?

people are making fun of children dying of hungry now? humanity was truly a freaking mistake

[fair briar]

👀

[fair briar]

Heavily muscled thighs👀

[devout thunder]

[devout thunder]

Huh???

[sick crane]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-shibe-shiba-inu-shiba-great-bonk-shibe-gif-25164188

[magic shore]

Sol squadron best squadron, screw Trigger and LRSSG, especially Count, Mihaly is the best, burn Osea to the ground

[past oasis]

Can't get enough of this

[storm mesa]

What characters do u have?

[orchid stream]

game?

[oak sandal]

Is that...Honkai Impact 3?

[hardy fractal]

It’s Aether Gazer

[oak sandal]

Ah.

[sick vector]

The artstyle is indeed hoyo like

[storm mesa]

Ikr

[oak sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/no-horny-satoko-gif-21034147

[storm mesa]

But HI doesn’t have team ult

[oak sandal]

By the way, in terms of random luck topics today...I swear my luck is on-point this week.

[wanton bobcat]

can't shake off the feeling that the white haired one really reminds me of the latest tuna design

[oak sandal]

Second weapon banner pull, I get Qinghe for Qu.

[storm mesa]

My luck is more than trash this month

[oak sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/succ-stonks-man-gif-22196046

[hardy fractal]

My Firn night luck was insane

[oak sandal]

I completely Bypassed the Firn Night pulls.

Got Qu the day before, and then I pull her 6-star.

[past oasis]

Nothing

My luck is Garbo

The rest haven't obtained

[storm mesa]

At least be happy, your acc is better than mine

[past oasis]

Y do y'all call aether gazer hoyo like

It's literally looks better then hoyo games

[storm mesa]

It is but their gacha is trash as GI

But a bit better

[past oasis]

How is my acc better

[wanton bobcat]

we're all spoiled by PGR gacha

[past oasis]

We have the same stuff lol

[storm mesa]

Dude I only have the Ice mage attacker as S rank and that white haired ninja S rank that’s it

The rest is A rank who are near to SS ranks

[past oasis]

I just no life the game to get pulls

I'm at the last chapter but stamina copium hiring

[storm mesa]

Also I‘m so screwd no gema left, I‘m like ded tho

[storm mesa]

Idk why but serum on aether gazer is more copium than PGR‘s

[past oasis]

Cuz it starts 15

Then bam 40 60 like ayo chill

[storm mesa]

To farm memory, 3 rounds costs 70 stamina…

[past oasis]

[storm mesa]

Oof lol

[mint berry]

Yellow chat

[past oasis]

I have the healer girl sss soon only. Second to last page I literally just been focusing on it

[storm mesa]

I‘ve her on SSS aswell

[quartz flower]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/529061189351636995/957084013686841374/vera_dance.gif

[storm mesa]

Ohayo oka

[devout thunder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867718398208245761/967060924865314917/20220414_181657.gif

[mint berry]

Heyo

[past oasis]

Still don't know what weapoj engraving is better. First one I got from rogue mode other is gacha which I didn't go for at all

Also get first image if u buy battles pass forgot oh well

[devout thunder]

I wanna download it but i cant read chinese

[sick vector]

Wow, nice art

[storm mesa]

Hru doing?

[mint berry]

[storm mesa]

Sleepy, I see

How is PGR going?

[past oasis]

Nether can we it's just click and use brain frfr I translate like uh the things I gotta do or buff other then that judt click and common sense

Still haven't figured this shop but I'ma take a wild guess this is the conversion shop for when u already sss a character the extra shards can get exchanged

Just a wild guess

Or I'm smoking cuz idk tbf

Cuz I can't find where to get it

[devout thunder]

WOW

I guess its time

I shall play on one phone

And translate with google lense on the other phone!!

[storm mesa]

Hey bro @past oasis can you show me the build of the girl with white hair?

[devout thunder]

Give her one reason not to hack your credit card info and eat all of the cookies from the cookie jar...

[worldly vigil]

Its bad

[wanton bobcat]

the card is dry and there are no cookies
have fun

[oak sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/shimizu-esora-d4dj-d4dj-petit-mix-anime-credit-card-gif-21654154

Luna stole your along with your Black Cards.

[wanton bobcat]

jokes on her, I never had any RC to begin with and my BC balance is in single or double digits whenever I am not playing

you can't rob the one who has nothing

[fossil olive]

Your nose

[fossil olive]

Is it available globally?

[opaque swan]

https://twitter.com/chuppacabra1971/status/1518795777170157569

chuppacabbra1971 (@chuppacabra1971)

Somewhere in the multiverse, a VF-1A Valkyrie taxing @NASFallonCSADD 😉 model by @1017Yoshimi #80scartoons #マクロス #マクロスf #マクロスδ #macrosszero #macross #shojikawamori #illustration #art #Procreate #picsart

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[hardy fractal]

Not right now

[opaque swan]

They tested the weeb fighter.

[fossil olive]

😕ok then when will it release?

[opaque swan]

Unknown.

[hardy fractal]

No idea

[wanton bobcat]

desk slam
"THAT WHITE HAIRED ONE IS TUNA, THAT'S IT!"

[half crag]

[hardy fractal]

Hi sx

[opaque swan]

We can't confirmed when on Global honestly, because there's no announcement to that. We just have to wait for a year.

[half crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867718398208245761/926647189986500648/liv_wave.gif

[dim fjord]

What this

[sick vector]

Looks like Code Vein

[lean minnow]

Rinnegan

[opaque swan]

45 Airborne has long since been a crack quick-reaction unit, deployed to immediately exploit a good situation, or when nobody with heavier weaponry can get there faster. Among the Federation’s handful of Airborne divisions, 45 Airborne is one of the few that are also proficient in Arctic fighting, with their quick deployability enabling them to get to places in the North of the Federation where others are denied because of the lack of roads.

[past oasis]

I literally just use the recommended

[storm mesa]

Wait is there such a thing?

Oh fk, I didn’t knew it, can you show me perhaps if you don’t mind?

[past oasis]

Just get a translator that can overlay lmao

[storm mesa]

… I messed up

[past oasis]

I still need 4star of the others

[storm mesa]

Ahhhhh, time to die

[past oasis]

Wym

[storm mesa]

I farmed wrong memory lol

[wispy scroll]

[past oasis]

It's fine just give those to one unit who uses it

[storm mesa]

Mhm

[opaque swan]

Right now, I just can get 4 stars lol.

[past oasis]

I didn't do hardest difficulty to guarantee em

[magic shore]

https://youtu.be/Y45rzmDaABI

[uneven ice]

So in my country I have instant noodle labeled as
"Korean spicy noodle" as a taste
What defines a korean taste?

Any korean? 👀

[oak lake]

Origin of style?

[past oasis]

Love how

The aether gazer devs put bad ppl on spot

Literally shows the banned accs of ppl they caught

[devout thunder]

Wow thats cool i cant even understand

[uneven ice]

The icon is a bootlag lucia wtf

[prisma flower]

[storm mesa]

Oof rip, did they used fake cn id?

[uneven ice]

A lot of other games died early cause theyre ignoring the cheaters for a long time

[past oasis]

Just a list of banned ppl just from open beta examples sussy transactions not approved

[devout thunder]

Oh bet

[uneven ice]

Is fake cn ID even allowed

[past oasis]

It's allowed is it right and legal to no

But do we care

[uneven ice]

Not like im tryin to get in to non global games tho

[zenith tinsel]

Translation?

[past oasis]

They won't come for u for using fake cn I'd it's a mobile game they ain't that bad

[storm mesa]

Well it‘s not allowed if they caught you‘ll get banned XD. if you steal a cn ID of someone from china and he tells the police you‘ll get 7 years imprisonment lmao

[past oasis]

Ya in game says ppl been penalized for sussy transactions of sorts

[zenith tinsel]

Which account they hacked this time

[uneven ice]

How do u get me to prison few continent away tho

[devout thunder]

Bro you didnt know? Elon musk brought twitter

[zenith tinsel]

Interpol? Idk i am just joking

[uneven ice]

[storm mesa]

They’re able to track your location if you do anything bad, also it‘s told everything b4 you start the game, they‘ll tell it to the police from your country ig

[zenith tinsel]

I know what i wanna surprise you with some people hacked the pgr page and called it elon mask

[storm mesa]

I wish he did

[past oasis]

+1000000 social

[uneven ice]

Were here to report that dude A is stealing CN ID to play mobile games!!
Please arrest him for 7 years!!

[past oasis]

They won't arrest u on first offense well it still depends where u Live

[storm mesa]

I dunno how it works exactly lol don’t ask me lmao, ask a person who‘s from china he probably knows more than me.

[uneven ice]

I bet it just dont work

[storm mesa]

Who knows

[uneven ice]

Hes not even a CN citizen. And the home country that needs to fill in their prisom blpck for a random dude that wanna play mobile games for 7 years?

[zenith tinsel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gachagaming/comments/se4xz3/global_punishing_gray_raven_twitter_got_hacked/
I checked it back then it was real

[uneven ice]

[devout thunder]

Bruh they hacked it?

They didnt even put japanese goborin there

[past oasis]

Less go last 3 and then I can sss the healing chick

[devout thunder]

Not worth it

[storm mesa]

I have her alrdy at SSS smh

[zenith tinsel]

It seems like the gacha is generous

[storm mesa]

Gacha = 🗑

[zenith tinsel]

I can't play it cause id and phone number

[storm mesa]

Just like GI but a bit better

[storm mesa]

You’re on IOS?

[zenith tinsel]

Android

In here i live iPhones are expensive

[uneven ice]

Apple are all scams anyways

[storm mesa]

Just get bilibili ver, sign up, download the bilibili ver and login

[zenith tinsel]

A new recommendation ima give it a try thx

[storm mesa]

Don’t buy it anyways bec their security is annoying sometimes

[devout thunder]

[uneven ice]

And if the phones break they have a thight anti repair system
U gotta buy a new phone

[storm mesa]

Just learn to take a good care of your stuff dude

[devout thunder]

I found a trash

[zenith tinsel]

They only advantages i am told about are the cameras and the security and the long support (and maybe the battery )

And even security is annoying!

[uneven ice]

Just dont buy apples
Accident happen and it just burn the wallet for inferior product

[past oasis]

It's old before that meme

[storm mesa]

Battery is good only for IPhone 11 or higher, security can succ sometimes bec the cn games on IOS are strict.

[wispy scroll]

Just be a hoe to xi jinping or something

easy cn id

[storm mesa]

I like IOS, won’t change my mind

[uneven ice]

You do you bro

[uneven ice]

[zenith tinsel]

I don't wanna get annoying but i can't find the bilibili version

[wispy scroll]

no u

[past oasis]

Aether gazer gacha is good cuz it has pity not outrageous as for how it's gonna be on full release cuz rn we get free gifts and shit for beta on full release won't be the case so gaching could be harder who knows

[storm mesa]

Just type on google download aether gazer bilibili

[past oasis]

Alright ban

[devout thunder]

Wrong one

[past oasis]

Mad sus

[devout thunder]

I crop it

[storm mesa]

Later on it‘ll get like GI bec the gacha is very very similar to it

[devout thunder]

Another Liv?

[past oasis]

No it's not there isn't a 50/50 it's just hit pity and u get isn't it

[zenith tinsel]

No results thx Google

[storm mesa]

There is a 50/50 bro

[uneven ice]

[storm mesa]

Hmm, wait a sec

[past oasis]

I ain't see or feel 50/50

[uneven ice]

50/50 the heck

[storm mesa]

… hit the pity and you‘ll see, I hitted pity on feature banner and lost 50/50

[devout thunder]

Yall like cursed?

[zenith tinsel]

No

[uneven ice]

And their banner is once per month... daym its genshin 2.0

[storm mesa]

Yes most likely it‘ll be per month

[devout thunder]

Thank me later

[zenith tinsel]

https://media.tenor.com/images/0ceee18cd92fe01c8fd91d9cd3a8b96c/tenor.gif

[uneven ice]

BL is cursed smh

[past oasis]

Ya the normal banner has nothing for 50/50

It's has pgr gacha but the rates are oof

[storm mesa]

https://www.bilibili.com/read/mobile?id=13046840
@zenith tinsel

[past oasis]

This is normal banner at least I'll check limited

[storm mesa]

Bruh that’s standard banner dude

[devout thunder]

I am cursed

[past oasis]

Now I see in limited there 50/50

[storm mesa]

And ofc standard banner never has 50/50 bec you can pull every shit

[uneven ice]

Bad gacha wew

[past oasis]

I mean wait

So I lost the 50/50 and got ninja bitch

[devout thunder]

🤨

[past oasis]

Bruh I see it a absolute win

[storm mesa]

Yes and how far I think that there‘ll be monthly cha so it‘s just a GI 2.0 gacha copy paste

[storm mesa]

Same dude, we’re in same boat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[zenith tinsel]

Thx ima use Google translate

[uneven ice]

These games gonna have powercreep. And base banner unit will be shit in no time.
Looking at genshin

[past oasis]

It's a win cuz u get free copy in shop plus some shards to spare

[storm mesa]

I see it as a loss bec you can get her for free from ppc I hate my life

[devout thunder]

Soup

[past oasis]

Ya but the character in limited banner is bare and just is based on stats for being good

So I mean it depends on person

[storm mesa]

Also after I experienced GI gacha‘s 50/50 loss if it‘ll continue in this game I‘ll be done with it rlly fast tho

[uneven ice]

Theres where the p2w comes in. U need multiple dupes to get powercrept chars

[storm mesa]

Yup

[past oasis]

We don't know how power creep gonna go but

[uneven ice]

Otherwise like GI. The limited character is shit in C0

[storm mesa]

Ig after I‘ll get rid of Aether Gazer when it starts to annoy me, I‘ll wait for arknights endfield

[storm mesa]

Well this, Aether Gazer all S rank cha are good at their base rank as far ik

[past oasis]

I just started hard rogue it's copium

The ranking

[uneven ice]

But how good is the dupe powerup incomparison

[storm mesa]

This will be only based on powercreep, there‘ll be no way for f2p to get there

[uneven ice]

Well. The games predatory gacha.
Not so looking forward for global now.
Thats good

[storm mesa]

Like just imagine that your S rank cha is at 6k bp after getting her/him on SS +1k bp

[past oasis]

Does it matter for rogue u only want reward not ranking

[storm mesa]

Well I care of ranking

When it‘ll only based on powercreep, it‘s boring

[uneven ice]

Like honkai. Powercreep based

[storm mesa]

Yup

[uneven ice]

Just put a ballsacky huge HP mobs.. dps race with timers instead of skill

[past oasis]

Uh s to ss is 30 shards

[storm mesa]

Like the girl who looks like raiden mei, she deals so much dmg with her core, damn wth

[storm mesa]

Yes

[past oasis]

Ss to sss is 90 shards I think

[storm mesa]

That’s boring

[uneven ice]

Just like pgr

[storm mesa]

It’s like PGR if it comes to rank up

I looked rlly forward to AG, but the gacha rlly disappointed me

[uneven ice]

Hey the chinese is fine with it

[past oasis]

Ya sss+ is 180 shards

[storm mesa]

These mfs shit money

[uneven ice]

True

Like genshin if youre not lucky you'll get 1 base S rank banner unit every 4 month.
And without a dupe theyre shit

[past oasis]

Gacha memory or uh keys or what ever it's called is a cunt move

Cuz u need 5 to max em at least to our knowledge

[storm mesa]

Uh… most likely yes but in 3 months instead of 4 ig

Or maybe even only 2

[uneven ice]

Play one year get 3 banner S base unit 3 normal gacha unit
Where theres already 12 banner unit and some OP ones u dont get

[storm mesa]

Kek, that’s how life goes, that’s what GI did, AG just copy pasted the gacha of GI

[past oasis]

I'ma play for a couple months to see cuz let's be real open beta they ain't changing shit ready to be sent out lol

[storm mesa]

I‘ll continue playing for 4 or more months if it won’t bring anything, well then it‘ll be time to leave

[past oasis]

It's either I add this game or I add tof and tof feel a chore to play

But I enjoy it but it's visually shit on mobile

And aether feels good on phone tho

To much going on

[uneven ice]

Any open world is a chore.
Long travel time fetch quest.
Kill X mobs for loot

[storm mesa]

You can‘t even see what the enemy is doing, so hard to see their attacks

[past oasis]

For what aether gazer

[storm mesa]

Let’s just hope that the devs makes something up, or else I‘m fearing that cn ppl might 1 star rate bomb them, even tho some ppl alrdy did

[past oasis]

U can turn off ur team effects so not a bother

[storm mesa]

I see

[storm mesa]

Like the game is doing hella good for now, if ppl starts complaining about gacha, well rip

[past oasis]

Tof tho I enjoy it but not enough to add yet has somewhat okish gacha but gotta clear map and do this and that man on phone doing it is copium and it looks. Shit it's truly just a better game on PC

[storm mesa]

Then play on pc tho

[past oasis]

That not good game is rated up to 10 it's below 5.

Ion got a PC

[uneven ice]

I meen lets be real. The games new and the honey moon periode still hasnt offset yet

[storm mesa]

Wait wym?

[uneven ice]

Itd takes 2-3 month to see the bad part

[storm mesa]

Yea

[storm mesa]

PGR still very good for me, I play cn and global and I still love the game

[past oasis]

The games are rated 1-10

It's 4.8

[storm mesa]

On app store it‘s only 1-5

[past oasis]

Yet on the best game rn list it's gucci asf

[storm mesa]

And 4.8 rating is hella good

[storm mesa]

Where’s PGR

[past oasis]

I don't think u want to see

Jkkk top 10

[storm mesa]

Good enough ig, but it has a good rating not like others

[uneven ice]

Still honey moon periode

[storm mesa]

On what?

[past oasis]

On there word of mouth ranking we sit 25

[uneven ice]

AG as a new game

[north shadow]

Fate having a 6.9 rating is pog

[storm mesa]

They deserve better ranking

[storm mesa]

Yea

[past oasis]

Cn ppl would prob rate it. Better if a male got released

[uneven ice]

After people finish all curtent content
Figured out the builds and meta
Sitting on monthly to monthly basis just waiting for new char
And spend all their first time gems rewards

[storm mesa]

Lmfao

[uneven ice]

Then Ud see the real score

[past oasis]

That's all cn ppl complain for bi new male I cry

That's then

[past oasis]

What ppl are playing according to bilibili data

[uneven ice]

Arknights heh

Im not a fan of 2D chibi so never touched that game

[storm mesa]

Arknights, first place? Damn, HA!! GI 2nd place I hope they drop to top 1k place lol

[past oasis]

It's cuz the new patch

It's typical for something new gets the attention

[storm mesa]

True

[devout thunder]

The old Japanese Goblin

[uneven ice]

A famous anime protagonist used to say

[uneven ice]

A good goblin is a dead goblin

[devout thunder]

Phantom Forces

[devout thunder]

Bruh am dribming 100mph

[stone jacinth]

"Did you know that if your moving fast enough, red lights look green?"

[past oasis]

Did u know if ur drunk enough you'll see black

[gusty kindle]

[cerulean phoenix]

Goddamn bmw drivers turning without turning on dem blinkers

[wispy scroll]

damn my interview and shit got accepted by the student council, but now I'm up against my friend for the votes

[manic hollow]

free wallpaper you can take it

[cerulean phoenix]

What interview?

[fallen turret]

school interview maybe

[manic hollow]

I can only support you from here

[wispy scroll]

school interview

I applied for our student council

[cerulean phoenix]

I see

[manic hollow]

Are you accepted?

[wispy scroll]

yeah, the only thing remaining are the votes

[gusty kindle]

[manic hollow]

So, how do you get your friends to vote for you?

[gusty kindle]

I’ll vote for 9gag

[manic hollow]

And I hope you are chosen

[lean shell]

*constant moderato play in background
🤌

[gusty kindle]

as president

[trim lichen]

[manic hollow]

Don't do that again

[gusty kindle]

Of the maid association

[median bronze]

[manic hollow]

Wow

[trim lichen]

what if i did?

[manic hollow]

You're going crazy imagining segs all the time

[trim lichen]

[devout thunder]

Yeah tho

[stone jacinth]

what? 😳

[devout thunder]

Yes

[stone jacinth]

Yes

[devout thunder]

77+33=100

[stone jacinth]

debatable

[devout thunder]

Like fr its 100

[stone jacinth]

But what if it's 7733

[half plaza]

77+33=110

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/chika-cute-newspaper-anime-smack-gif-13605375

[half plaza]

change my mind

[cerulean phoenix]

Never gonna give you up

[cerulean phoenix]

Never gonna let you down

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-aaaaa-cry-help-anime-gif-24539456

[stone jacinth]

Everybody's favorite moody female swordswoman

[devout thunder]

My pgr acc is gone

Idk what happen

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/lull-in-the-sea-anime-girl-crying-cry-anime-cry-anime-girl-anime-girl-sad-gif-24283183

[gusty kindle]

[devout thunder]

I cant log inn

[gusty kindle]

Time to start over ig

[stone jacinth]

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

[devout thunder]

Yes!

💀

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-scream-shout-sad-gif-15786007

[devout thunder]

Am going insane

[stone jacinth]

Monika psst

psst Monika

This is your schizophrenia talking

I don't exist

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-dont-do-drugs-funny-expensive-advice-gif-23537466

[devout thunder]

Bruh i didnt even take meds

Tf you talking

Hays imma redownload pgr

😭

Gonna wait

[trim lichen]

[stone jacinth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867718398208245761/968674077315330128/livgif.gif

[devout thunder]

Seggs

[gusty kindle]

[devout thunder]

Lettsss gooo my nanami

I hope isee you again

[tiny delta]

noice

[alpine hatch]

https://youtu.be/xIfc7o-iA8U

[devout thunder]

If i dont recover my acc am going to killmyself

[tiny delta]

that pain

[stone jacinth]

https://c.tenor.com/AWc3nkl0eCQAAAAM/cry.gif

[trim lichen]

[gusty kindle]

[devout thunder]

NOOOOOOOO

ITS GONEEEE

Myy accc

[alpine hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-salute-mgs3-gif-9277925

[silent lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-captain-america-chris-evans-my-work-here-is-done-thank-you-gif-5412769

[lean shell]

[tiny delta]

[sick vector]

You didn't bind it to anything? Gmail? FB?

[stone jacinth]

PGR death screen be like

[trim lichen]

[cerulean phoenix]

UOOOOOOGGGGHHHHHHHH

[devout thunder]

I tried it ddint even work

🥲

[cerulean phoenix]

F

[devout thunder]

Well what now

[lean shell]

clown

[half plaza]

Have you tried switching the server ?

[sick vector]

If you truly forgot your old account and are in the correct server, time to start over

[magic shore]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-big-boss-big-boss-metal-gear-gif-19661000

[gusty kindle]

Still time to save for Luna

[lean minnow]

Try contacting customer support

[white iris]

Off topic 😂😆😆😆ALL Cinematics Honkai Impact 3rd 2016-2022 Ch 1-28 #allbeez #honkaiImpact3rd #anime
https://youtu.be/HgqonYX2neI

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cute-anime-cat-kitty-gif-16634429

[upper magnet]

if you happen to know the account number or ID you can message staff and I believe they can help you get your account

[devout thunder]

Holy shit it works now

Finally

🥲

[sick vector]

Welcome back

[magic shore]

https://tenor.com/view/pgr-poggers-k-aren-tsun-karen-karenina-karenina-poggers-gif-22393407

[quartz flower]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekw-gif-19460649

[quartz flower]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-hahaha-gif-22505124

[stone jacinth]

If I could reach through the screen and rub your forehead, I would

[devout thunder]

I can cry now

😭

[magic shore]

https://tenor.com/view/megumin-konosuba-neko-bite-smol-gif-24908098

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/voidbug-gif-22947345

[devout thunder]

I thought imma start at the beginning again

[upper magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/iris-konofan-valentine-chocolate-valentine-iris-gift-konosuba-iris-gif-24828357

Welp gif broken

https://tenor.com/view/iris-konofan-valentine-chocolate-valentine-iris-gift-konosuba-iris-gif-24828357

There we go

[trim lichen]

[stone jacinth]

I don't see the difference

[quartz flower]

https://tenor.com/view/paimon-genshin-impact-confused-math-meme-gif-21405778

[devout thunder]

Now i can die in peace

[quartz flower]

congratulation i guess?

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/nananiji-slam-kabedon-bang-壁ドン-gif-16116927

[devout thunder]

Thanks

[devout thunder]

🤨

[stone jacinth]

I like how the door is locked

[devout thunder]

Sr pelo

[quartz flower]

you're welcome

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/529061189351636995/957084013686841374/vera_dance.gif

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-dancing-clinically-insane-caption-gif-21548372

[quartz flower]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-anime-lol-shock-anime-shock-what-gif-24361978

[stone jacinth]

This is the first day we've spoken, but I've actually been lurking a lot and stealing your memes

Thank you

[quartz flower]

https://tenor.com/view/bongo-cat-cat-bongo-drums-drumroll-gif-21546849

[devout thunder]

Oh its ok you can have then i have 3gb of pgr images

[stone jacinth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867718398208245761/947342910909726770/20220221-000.gif

[quartz flower]

wenardo

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867718398208245761/967275853304172544/Vera_cute.gif

[upper magnet]

I steal all the alpha images too xD

[stone jacinth]

"my humor is broken."

[quartz flower]

yeah i know

[trim lichen]

[upper magnet]

[stone jacinth]

Nyanyami

[upper magnet]

I want her to do the hanekawa tongue twister

[devout thunder]

Food

Whats the difference between a metal and a flesh?

[stone jacinth]

But she does't even have the most meat :v

[devout thunder]

Well...

[stone jacinth]

The Artist

[quartz flower]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-anime-lol-shock-anime-shock-what-gif-24361978

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ara-anime-eyebrow-up-gif-15721758

[quartz flower]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/867718398208245761/962905361554243646/3631-worryswords3.gif

[stone jacinth]

why does she have booba?

[devout thunder]

She has a booba?

[stone jacinth]

In the picture

[quartz flower]

yes, she has

[stone jacinth]

[quartz flower]

and in the new frame

[devout thunder]

I miss nanami shirtless emoji

[orchid vortex]

I’m having Vietnam flashbacks with that damn song

[stone jacinth]

Brings back memories donnit?

[devout thunder]

Fish

[orchid vortex]

Yes it does

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/haruka-nanase-fish-anime-guitar-fish-gif-5181689

[stone jacinth]

rip

[devout thunder]

Melon

[stone jacinth]

[devout thunder]

@stone jacinth

[stone jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-scream-shout-sad-gif-15786007

[scarlet surge]

it’s nanami topless

[devout thunder]

OHHHHHHH

ITS BEEN A WHILE I SEE THAT

[stone jacinth]

Now is your chance!

[devout thunder]

[quasi abyss]

https://twitter.com/azurlane_staff/status/1519149515944906752

アズールレーン公式 (@azurlane_staff)

【艦船紹介】
巡洋戦艦　リュッツォウ
善悪観念が欠落しているというかなりのキテレツな性格の持ち主。
退屈そうにしていることが多いが、興味があることに関しては人が変わったかのようにフットワークが軽い。
よく言うとマイペース、悪く言うとワガママ。

期間限定建造で登場予定！
#アズールレーン

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[stone jacinth]

Monika, do you have any "Hello Chat" gifs I can steal?

[orchid vortex]

I got a hello, but it’s no gif

[stone jacinth]

I am not in need of that ;-;

[half plaza]

i got one

[stone jacinth]

Thats hot, thank you @half plaza

[upper magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-hello-chat-gif-20962675

[upper magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/catch-the-download-catch-pokemon-download-steal-gif-19876796

[devout thunder]

[devout thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-entrance-omni-man-explode-gif-21497546

[stone jacinth]

Its ok now, I found one

[devout thunder]

I just make a pipebomp

[upper magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/sakuya-sakuya-izayoi-sakuya-fumo-fumo-fumo-touhou-gif-23668639

[stone jacinth]

I just dip my balls in sulfuric acid

https://tenor.com/view/bluenathmade-blue-nath-funny-gif-18557659

[devout thunder]

Good

Make bleach and vinegar and combine them

[stone jacinth]

Does that make shaving cream?

[devout thunder]

No