#🚀・off-topic-lobby
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was going over to my phone did I miss anything
Not much
Yeah, a love story
It's me as a fellow girl player 
So there are more girls on here than people estimated there were
that’s a possibility
Girls don’t exist on the internet clearly
Now who are you
love stories are okay but stories of betrayal and forgotten alliances are more of my kind
I'm clearly a dude on the internet, until proven otherwise 
Same
a brit nothing special
nu aw don’t drink tea much
i use a manual coffee grinder tho
Tears are rolling down my cheeks as I hide and cower in fear, there the words of doom whispered just a breath away... "tea time"

I'm russian myself lol

That's so cool
I live in the land of red weed flag
Bruh like this is not the first time
snorts maple syrup
that's why I like and love you
To quote cheerio, ‘ok’
Wth is that
Read
Isn't cheerio a cereal brand
ye’ crank it an it grinds da coffee beans
Cheerio is a person
why would you use that
For sec i thought it's a phone
Nah
quick, one or two preferred music bands
You are very silly
Indeed
canada
HEALTH and NIИ
elo mate
NIИ
NIИ
IDKHOW, Mili
Unfunny
*funny
What was that
trent reznor totally isn't one my favourite human beings on earth
The god complex in the signature
Nasami
Humor is subjective so you do you man

My friend came out as a peaches fan
goddamnit nanami
Ayo 11% battery left with no charger
Find one rn
Peaches are pretty tasty
10%
I can’t, somewhere else rn
They are but they meant a person
WAHT WHY
Die ig (this is a joke, I would never wish death upon someone)
Unlike most people here, I go outside
Oh lucky you can go outside
LMAO
And touch grass

I can’t
Sadly
just gonna post this to describe my music preferences in one track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W2E6jNXzBE
HEALTH x NINE INCH NAILS :: ISN'T EVERYONE :: https://found.ee/ISNTEVERYONE
FROM DISCO4 :: PART II
MIXED BY ATTICUS ROSS
VISUAL BY HEALTH
Subscribe to HEALTH https://found.ee/HEALTH_YTSubscribe
NINE INCH NAILS: https://www.nin.com/
HEALTH: http://youwillloveeachother.com/
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER
YOU WILL LOVE EACH ...
Shhh, the hallucinations
Bc strict parents yk
I LOVE NIN
I’ll take a photo so you all can hallucinate with me
Closer is their best song
Wish I could listen rn sadge
Nine Inch Иails?
Ty
I touch things better than grass
I’ll check it out later
Like sand?
closer is a bit overrated imo and I don't prefer the lyrics
Nah they touch their computer screen
OVERRATED???
Touchscreen computer 
lyrics about rape are cool and all but trent can do a lot better than that
It's not about that tho
😲
could be argued tbh
I touch water
Lyrics can always be argued about
Brb
Okii
…
It's free
is it all smut on your end?
I don't like smut 
Not all but definitely 80%
Ah
I once wrote a Razor Fluff, hated it tho cause there's nothing worse than expressing feelings
Love.... eugh
Razor
Yeah the stinker
damn I had a funny picture to respond with but I lost it on one of the servers I left
Sadge
THE STINKER HAHA
I’m sending this to one of my friends who likes razor
It's time for the hourly NYAN NYAN
Rawr
I hate that feeling
Rar
Man
Rar
it basically was a picture of alpha enticing raiden shogun intro screaming SEEEEGS
Rar
I'm writing an emotional science-fiction post-apocalyptic camp type of story. But by the time I've finished typing this message, it is now off topic as the topic has changed 
It's okay, there's treatment for depression.
BEST BOY
CAMP???

I almost said raiden mei instead of raiden shogun lmao
No, camp. There's a difference between camp and camp 
I didn't wanna say it
Bro 70% of my life is depression 30% is regret
Concentrated orange juice?
I need to play genshin again bc my friend is catching up to my ar
Nah Genshin bad
I feel like if you're not Jewish it's disrespectful to like write about concentration camps
Yes, they work hard to make juice and cider at that facility
Yum
It is
never played genshin solely because of the setting tbh
It’s quite the opposite, that should be talked about
Happiness is temporary but depression is eternal
Depends on the context
Concentration camps did happen
Well, it's not exactly a camp, I only say that because it's the closest phrase I know of
It's just that I've been to one and it was so terrible, I'd only want people who did enough research and actually care about what happened to write about it
Yeah
I get that
Concentration camps aren’t a concept that was only in the Holocaust
Heck they still exist today
Lets stop that topic
That's understandable. Which is why I'm now regretting the usage of the phrase as it is not quite what I meant 
Oh right sorry okami sir
Who's okami
Okami no yami
Sorry, sorry, mb I used the wrong word

I apologise
I dunno all my writing is just the plans on how to kill the player should they do something completely wrong and piss off the wrong character lmao
Is Okami a mod too?
Yes
You know its a touchy subject
But they aren't green?
or, y'know, dumb environmental deaths lol
So they're like the nr one mod
I evolved
Lmao
There’s also Nameless who is also admin
WHO??
Sorry bout that. I'm the dumb one who can't even form words properly 
I would ping but I would get bonked
Wofnwocj?
Why?
Not allowed to
Why

You're not allowed to name a mod?
Not allowed to ping
pinging a mod is usually an emergency
ohhh
Everyone with red-pink name is dangerous
Ohh
Just look at who's online and nameless is by the top
I am blind
Fr?
Here
OHHH
Ah actually called nameless
They right there lol
OHHHHH I SEE
Why
Light mode 💀
I DID NOT READ THE LAST BIT
Light mode YES
Huh?
I think the funniest thing is the yandere simulator Discord channel
Like whenever I hear about the banning records, I gotta giggle
What are they
I like the color white 
Yknow what I need to turn to light mode for a sec
Like seconds... 3 seconds or something
Plus its on my phone, not my PC, so it's a smaller screen
I thought your phone was dying
Wonderful
a dying phone can last a long while
Nah
7%
just like humans
This is right 🥲
Fuck I can’t do this anymore
There was this dream discord thing and when I joined it said that British ppl weren’t allowed like man I just wanted to bully some kids
Masochism
Me 24/7
Oh my god raiding those servers is so fun
That does not look pleasant
LMAOOO

IT IS
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
no seriously I needed to research how long a person can stay conscious while dying from certain things for my writing lmao
Yo...
I’ve gotten one ban from Carl bot and that was because i sent maid goku pics there in a dream server
Don't do anything stupid @wanton bobcat
"no officer I am not trying to kill anyone"
LMFAO WHAT
Worth it
Aye
for writing, I just said it
"For writing"
Mood
I myself am past that bs
I mean yeah writers often do that
Flashbang?
especially now that I got a proper life
‘Best places to stab someone’
Steven King rn: sweats
Yes
Same thing with art sometimes
Yet you're still here
‘How to kill someone quickly without noticeable damage’
Yeah
oh yeah I literally can't see replies atm btw
Dawg where are you getting these ideas from 😦
No I meant his explicit scenes of writing sexual scenes with minors in them
…………o h
My mind
nov 2019 mobile discord version is pain
Lemme be a part of that place babe
HELP
replies are just text without the reply pointer
The offer is always open
It’s ok
700 dollars per day
Haha, you can't see this
Oof
You aren't worth money.
Exactly
I can see the text but not the who is replying to who part
One person can see that in two different ways
Your mom
Oof
oh yeah I also remember researching hard the way being one-eyed changes one's life
Send the article
looking at you, alpha and hassan
Wel

do I look like I save my articles?
:(
5% battery now
Thought you were a proper person
Its late gtg sleep 
Good night 
HIW SOES YOURS GO BY SO QUICKLY
Sleep tight.
Dream of me
10 months of Genshin
When your phone was on 11% mine was at 8%
See ya!
You're a mobile player???
Understandable
Was
Definitely no
HUH
I don’t play Genshin anymore
YO
My friend had to put her phone in the freezer when I played genshin with her
no I am an AI designed to shitpost and write tragic stories
WHERED THE GERMAN CAME FROM
Bc it was overheating
I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM CANADA🤨
why do you think I am faceless, after all
Huh
.
What even is happening
I don’t play Genshin anymore
Me doing your mom
I have no idea
WHAT
Oh fuck 4%
Ayo
WAS MEANS WHAT IN GERMAN
WHATT HE FUCK
Chill
???
OH
I am chill
tbh I actually like this portrait because I wear the same hairstyle myself lmao
I forgot
Hi chill, I'm mom
Was is an English word too
You dumbdawn 
Okay guys I have my dumb moments
with same hair color too
Now I feel bad again

It's okay kitten, I forgive you
Hello mom
Shut
Gray, brown, or gray-brown?
Make me
Ok blocks you
graying brown
I don’t
A fellow brunette 
Who knows
I do
You are in denial it’s ok take your time
being a male with long hair and femme-ish hairdo is fun
We literally just met 2 hours ago or something
Maybe you're just... delusional because you're so in love with me
you get to confuse people
Maybe you’re the delusional one here
Love at first sight
LOLL
Delusional for you
Terrible decision, really
I'm too pretty to confuse people 
I don't regret it one bit.
I kin this
Never kitten, never.
also
Aren't Canadians supposed to be nice
Last I checked I wasn’t a cat
We can be nice if we want to be
Throwback to what Canada did to native people
Yeah that sucks
I read so much about it
Can't believe so many people don't know about it
Better pray mods don’t bonk you
Ikr it’s terrible
Fucking disgusting
grouwn
Yeah
Wait what happened
græn
3% left
I'mma go to sleep too now
Alr
It was nice to mess with @hardy fractal
I gotta go save my battery too

Gn y'all <3
We will miss you when you’re gone
glad to hear I provided entertainment
Meh
I need to go to sleep too so gn everyone ^w^
Npnp :>
5pm here 
timezones are wild
so is sleeping during the day
That's so true bro
Hmmm it disappeared
Who knew
Actions have consequences
😭
nico nico nii
Is there a way to get rainbow cards for free befause i want to get a cool skin at the store but litterally have no money
SUBSCRIBE
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oh shit here we go again
ask your legal guardian
whoops
you know this is why he doesn’t have to be a girl for me to be simp about hmmm
already perfect no need for changing lol
hi
who kiryu?

😩😩😩



hmmm
wot is it anyways
busy on pixvi
i dunno
am busy saving the world
u miss me? 
hmm not busy been segs
do not fret my little minion, i soon will be finished saving this world
Who you saving us from
someone named "nameless"
and his partner in crime named "okami"

dethrone nameless movement

ogei go back to plotting
partners in crime aced

so i found this
and the game got advertising by red bull and ufc
Is elden ring out yet
F at least forbidden west is close

Hi vuuzi
i thought i heard it already out
@fallow fractal haelp

It says February 18th on Google if it came earlier I didn't know about it
oh i guess
Horizon?
people got it early then
I don't think it is out yet.... Hmm
Yep horizon
h-hewoo
If it came out already I'm leaving like right now LOL
but i probably won’t be interesting on it imo

I recently played the first one and loved it
24th


is this nanashi boolying you
yes
Tomorrow needs to come faster 
No
kill them
hey you nanashi if you don't stop i'll ben you

Too long of a wait 

I'm still waiting for more botw 2 news
@scarlet surge elden ring ad is crazy
who’s booliing
though
Heard Aether gazer getting some news up already
Isn't that another turn based
nanshin
Not interested 
wat u do
Nah That's different
i dunno

That honkai star rail
they kidnep
Quack is faking it
and brought me away
He kidnapped me last night
hmm still waiting
Gave me headache
wtf


who boolied who, tell truth now or you both ben
Oh aether gazer is another pgr
they kidnep me forst
Quack
yes ben
It looks fun actually when's it coming to global
Quack Booli and horni
Yeah
wtf
im booli u both

What is happening kids
hmm what did i do hmm
Quack booli


its youuuuu
Quack malding

Oh its the one with a clean shave
i want to bonk that head so bad
I see
Bald Liv
be careful quack will bonk u instead
@crude pebble come forth and assist me Steal the emote!


really i have stun resistance
wow u have your own personal thief

you can’t hurt me
turn ur name into vooli
ok

now wat

might buy nicktro next week i dunno
That's not me though
Quack is a booli

bui nicktro
you mean your discord mod salary isn’t $1000000000 dollars and hour?

who r u
no.
kuuju
Some russian

Quack married to Liv yet?
Quack is a booli even though I read his name properly he kepts making fun of my names

Truly a booli
Asia Mikael Kuujo.


Yo you rang?
There you are!
this one is in my own server tho
@crude pebble Get this


I have already copied the link don't worry 
You do know you cpuld put that liv on our server right
We got alike a lot of slots left

I will send it when I am on laptop
boost the server then
Okk
Wait a second, that's a Tanaka pfp 
Indeed
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Obize?
Jokes on you, I'm immune to this kind of thing
oh it big boss
Hello again 
im not obeeze anymor
Sadge
jk im obize
Manual is exercise
unfortunately
Okami senpai what do you do for hobbies
roberrrtoooooooooooo
Play games, workout, and play with my cats
hmm
I wish I had cats. One of mine died and the other two were fighting each other so I had to give them away
me do nothing
Nothing's pretty cool my bro
well that also true
Why you make it sad!
Well then I will address the part of your response that will not be sad. I cannot do more than 10 pushups in a row. I am a toothpick 
Domg is happy to see planes :D
cat are cool you don't or you let them eat those birds

ÆUGH, my breathing is no longer automatic
That also sad seeing how much effort your body can't produce
I'm also anemic. Well then, games are fun
I can only do 15, maybe need a little training?
That explain some of it 
A cat who likes to sleep in front of my house just finished by dad's job by eating the mouse who has been hiding for a week 
tbh if i ever work out i probably go parkour

Nice, a mouse meal 😋
I can do 150 pushup in a row before i die out of death 
what about bird hmm
you will be obese, when you get nitro
I only working out by riding my bike and doing push ups. 
I likes the platforming games 

150 hmm guess it not time to bald yet
So mario speedruns
My ma does 100 pushups a day 
Actually maybe I can do 30 push ups I don't know.
Well I've never played Mario but Celeste and Ori I replay again and again
If you really did that, means you are strong tbh. 
I don't what you're talking on how you're gonna die while doing 150.
I can do 100 push ups not all at once tho 
But you're......... 
My mom's the same lol
im wat
say it

maybe 10 sets of 10 with lots of breaks 

nevermind
Yesterday I just having fun riding with my bike until I see a dead baby cat. 
Just tired i guess i do pushups after other things so
wtf? Off-topic slowmode is back??
On the topic of physical strength and stamina, I burn calories just by breathing. My metabolism is so fast I sweat when I'm cold 
hmm

okami bully the weak
Damn, I'm 6'4 but people calling me a titan for some reason. 
But then again, I never went to school, so no danger of bullies 
Probly because those people ain't 6'4" 
Won't be after i shoot those knee caps
hmm and you say gun is for coward
okami booli
Im just making them shorter
hmm i prefer no leg at all
You're gonna walk funny
ONE LE-
yah crippling like you got crippling depression
You got no leg.
Turns into Corrupted.
Cricket? 
no you turn into baiken instead hand lost you now leg lost
Hmm, two attack helicopter, what should I choose...
lo9lo9lolol
anything that can kill people the most
hmm
AH-64 or Mi-28? 
KAE NO WHY ARE YOU HERE
I BEEN HERE
well...welcome to hell
LURKING
Random wet dude
hmm anyone know edp
yes the man went to get a cupcake
yeh i heard he return back to internet now
ye tik tok
same
of course i will too since i can't stand predator
same
kind surprise he haven't go to jail yet for this
even though there rumor about it
oh well guess you can't trust anything nowadays
Guys i was thinking about getting the month pass since i began playing late and missed many S ranks LivCry with it would be enough to cach up or it's pointless?
alright i called sid
lmaoo
bob
robert
Especially religious people like to say games are evil
religious people say games are evil
then play Twister
i mean you got robert in ds3
Weebs
Just found a Riot Police shield and bunch of gears, might be useful against hostility entities.

You keep posting weird thingos.
It's useful, btw just killed a Smiler.
what about his widow wife
Lol twister
Yes it is
This feels like a school hallway or a police station, maybe I'll be ready for any hostile that comes.

What about miku
hmm it easy for ghost story
Ehh, there's a contact he doesn't seem hostile but he's just standing.

man dude on the wrong area
he should be in the jungle
he spawned in the wrong world
I think that's an exit, but I'm not sure. There could be an entity trying to ambush.
here johnny
Shit, what is that thing.

oh no it onii chichi
Artorias 
Miku(ah)
Shit, shit, shit.
ew i don’t like that one
this not Marcelo
yo is that marco and polo

yo artoria doesn't have an s
wrong Artoria(s) 
0/10 not my artoria

Phew, I manage to escape from that humanoid now where the heck am I...
Ayo who let the water in the toilet run
me
dw guy i throwing a plugin toaster im sure everything will be fine
Way out?
man full gold much be god in there
Vu.
Dude that look like the light house without the mirror


i see green hoodie all i can think of is kwite
feddy
wait gab is a girl
he is now
ok


…



Ukraine be deploying Freddy to beat Russian. 
kek
guys, you know that Russia don't need Ukraine?
sound like between chinese and taiwan
As hunan who knows Russian and being Russian myself, I'm sure that invasion in Ukraine is just a fake news

possibly but you never know when shit hit the fan really bad
"Войны в Европе редко проходят в среду" (dunno how english newspaper translated it) is just a trolling from prime minister to US government
i see
literal translation is "wars rarely happen on Wednesdays in Europe"
i guess this is why you never trust the news they always twist words from people
And I'm just facepalming when people believe that Russia truly invade in Ukraine
tbh i never cared about this because im not into politic myself
unless there shit like anti asian in america then that a different story
@fringe pivot and moreover, people believe it so much that they do not even notice that newspapers completely change the dates and content of articles
i felt only old people read newspapers
most younger don't even read those
not only newspapers, media as well
I'm just used to that in Russia blogs are called newspapers
oh

well, I never lived in America nor Russia
Your dead to me
come on he hungry he have to eat something
Lmao
MGR but its only sam
anyways
Go on
yes mordred is arthuria's son with morgan
Not in all versions
thanks merlin to merlin magic
also not in all versions
Uh
Wat
wat in the
In some Mordred is Arthur's ward because Morgan went mad
Uh yeah nice abs
Uh WHAT
i just remembed this
🤣
In others Mordred is actually Arthur's son but raised by Morgan (not incest think Jon snow)

poor mordred
Sadly tho... Lostbelt Morgan has no Mordred
no one wants her but us
Yes
Morgan is our wife
Those two are strong women Maetel and Emeraldas
ALL OF US
So you plan on giving her a Mordred with your genes?
And bye bye type-moon
Yes as long as she accepts it
Lasagna
Then there is Maya Rosenberg who's voice helped dozens and she didn't even lift a weapon
Type Moon didn't change. Only DW's devs were bought by Aniplex and given a company name
Type-moon handed over FGO to Lasengle
Mihoyo handed over Genshin to Hoyoverse
Wtf
Ik
they change name
But the name
That name was a nostalgia
DW is a clusterfuck mess of a company which is why Aniplex took measure to make sure they don't ruin FGO
no more shall we say onore DW
Fgo is always bad
Ikr
but onore LSG?
Bad summon rates = bad game
Wait
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE
true but i'm playing it because of doggo wife
Just get lucky
Bianca is the true Arthuria archer
Mikon faction
And here's another person with GEASS
Jalter faction
Remember
Swimsuit over roma
SWIMSUIT UMU
Swimsuit Jalter
I never rolled on those summer baits
Chokita faction rise up
Jalter summer was free
Okitan is cute too
I know
The only B10 i have
Majin San beam!!
Daishouri
The only Okita i don't have is Saber
I need a "washi ja" avenger
She is smuggling Mashu's chocolates
i got thicc doggo wife choco
But seriously
Space Ishtar is broken
10/10 very cute
I like how I obtained all 3 Rin faces
Without actually wanting them
Arash farming Master race
Atalante quick farming works too
i have my own 3 turn
See
@scarlet surge






