#🚀・off-topic-lobby
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hi femboy,
This chat 
Wait how Many did you have?

im bisexual 

something wrong?
.... You did video call me... Remember?
huh?
ah that time 

Yep
when you two were video calling and having food lmao
Lol

Time when I was eating and drink a wine

Hahhh what a nice time

and watching re zero in 8 minutes lol
Boobas
Yes
ahh yes male femboi
genderbend? 
Femboi
what episode?
Boobas 
its a video on youtube
when you got ntr'd by your girlfriend
nani
that one time someone draw my female sona
These jumping spiders keep popping up everywhere in my house
lmao people in thai memed this so hard kekw
yes these are toothpicks
holy shit dude i would move out 
Its Texas
ahhh
Theyre everywhere
holy fvck, you have the guts to chopstick it 
well fuck lol
with toothpicks


ok
Tummy
@bitter pivot try living in australia 
Idk what I want to give my girlfriend on her birthday
Hmmm you guys have an idea?
Or maybe I should go to the mall and ask them hey what's up
Can I buy something special?
texas is american outback
ngl
Hmmm no one noticed
Tf y is this a thing
I live in australia
give her your vitamin ||D||
I have no idea why I have 3 packs of that.
Who like tomato that much
I do
but still liv
tomatoes are great

even by itself

that's a massive blackhole
I don't like tomatoes
..... You didn't realize that you got Rick roll?
average tomato enjoyer
I eat tomatoes when they are made into soup
even if i realized i wouldn't mind
bark
Bark
or if I have to eat it raw, eat it with something else like meat.
woof
Rick Roll enjoyer 
Hmmm Average Rick Astley song Enjoyers
tree bark


just monika vibes
Me want 
Fried banana is on that plate
fried saba
Vergil’s favourite power
specifically
I now don't want to use old spice lol
Ok... We need to throw that dog into a River

Nice

Aight
I dream something very odd, so I decided to make it into a 4-koma
... hardcore otaku?
nah
The art is shockingly really good. Holy fuck, how do you draw like that!!!! 
wanna see my room?
It's smells like it
Sure, ill show you my room at University.

Progress
wanna try it? 
Does it have horni things ? 👀
no
your horni... have some baguette
Ty
Apple bottom jeans
... Sharigaloooooouw
gyro
Take a baguette hit

Pretty normal minimalistic room really
Did I just smell France?


My room is cringe. with 4 bodypillows hanging on the wall.

...
I don't think its good to show it
okay did johnny just nut into tusk act 4 or is it just me?
That would sound and look bad in the wrong moment
Got them bodies on the wall
I think I sent room pics in this server before

sounds cool
dies from cringe

but oh well
Subaru son.... With ... Hmmm ... WHO WAS THAT?
xbox kekw
Waifu
damn nice house
feels so hollow... 
I spotted some knife Commendent
smooth and simple
Looks very smiliar to my dad's mansion in Russia.
Check me out on Twitter: Death_Sights
So.. that is your house?
XBOX, GO HOME 
Can I go there? And cook BBQ?
wow this looks so easy lets try it! proceeds to cut my finger off ah fuck
Are u a serial killer cuz this is ok that.mknd set
No I am serious.. wait. I think I am going to say curious
That's the most Texas thing I ever heard

Do you have an inside a bania? (basically a steam bath under the house or something)
no
hes not a serial killers hes a cereal killer 
oh rip
Just high ceilings
You can get almost the same house made in Russia for 120k USD in Siberia lol where im from.
do you know how to use butterfly knife tricks

120k USD isn't cheap
Hmmm or maybe I can bring some tea?

By any means 

then that means i live in a pile of shit
Nah, but im not afraid to try though
alright then
I called it a dumpster because it's messy...
Currently I live in accommodation as I am in the UK. I think I might move back to Russia after studying.
******* dumpster
well i call mine a pile of shit cuz its smelly 
Jkjk
wat about your mom

But then again its embarassing to talk about this because im 20. I have a job yet 95% of things I have are paid by my dad. 
In this age
At least we arent over 40
soon 
No I plan to buy my own cottage home some day
time is cruel so just wait a bit

I am also planning to buy my own house. Also my dad said his mansion is going to my cousin because he doesn't trust me.
In Russia bribes do the magic trick.
Recycling

Idk I don't plan to buy a home I rather stick to apart don't need big space for a single person.let alone two
there goes X guy ig
An endless cycle of Dropdead while Satou dies from cringe
wait is that you
thats X dude
Not me bruh
It's me...
B R U H
Bad no
No

This is me

No
If that is you...then this is me!
felt joy

Nice mask
They called him the thot slayer
when i had a bad phone
time to sleep
cool
night
Cooking....
this is me now
nighty night my friend
hold up
lmao
The married chad
still cool
👀
All I see is you gained muscle and a beard
he got a power boost kekw
Me before...
Sus

Me now

Idk how you dealt with that before type of hairstyle
Edgy kid
Checking my height
how tall
Modern Warfare 2 
Wait thats really you?
His before was better cuz his after looks like he Ina. Midlife crisis
I thought it was a meme
yeah

No... It's literally me
Sasuke vs old sasuke
sussyke
Nice one
Idk I think he was better with long hair then short.

171 cm 
who?
Satou
Bruh if that is you. I have a photo of a russian version then
of you lol
im only 165... although thats probably cuz im 13

I'm 17 
Should I share a photo of myself or nah?
hmmm
I’m 17 too
Depends if you want to expose yourself
up to you if you wanna show your handsomeness to the world then do it
Im thinking how to censor it

PICSART
Tall 
How tf is that tall
The only photos that are of the past 3 years are with like local government, MP's and Mayors
Its not even on the average side
That I have

My 9 year old sister is somehow almost as tall as that girl cashier from the supermarket

its like shes about to swear really hard lol

He's 5'7 average height is like 5'8+5'9 hes literally.just about they're

That means he is still below average
Bruh, one time I saw a face like that in the library at 1 am in the Library since there was a private cosplay ceremony since everyone in the UK is shy. I was scared to death. 


Just like me tho 
I'm worse only 5'5

Your age ?
19

It's to late lol
i hate ganyu so that wont make me horny kekw
Well im not complaining about my height tho
I like it
that wasn't nsfw why delete
My father is lime 6'q.but I got cucked and got my mother's height

that face is like
bruh
"Ill buy your entire stock"
lmao
Is that for night gonna need alittle more big boy 
Have some change
no degen

Open this video
It's literally $5 but in rupiah 
he got some nice muscles
oh lol
True like kamui
but the face he makes is like oH yEaH YoU sUcK mY tRaLaLa
Kmui



Lmao
My ding ding dong
mhmmmmmmmmm
U have one 
Please dont rehearse the lyrics of that song 



But good meme song


From now on I shall call you Rovshan

I keep hearing it during my early days of acknowledging memes (it was like 2014-ish)
Have u tried the strip club
break into someones room and go under their blanket and have fun
Deep in the night
I am looking for some love


Lol


No degen
Sing ding ding dong but replace verses with sightsvulture
"Deep in the night
I'm looking for sightsvulture"

He's confessing to u
Sightsvulture tease me, oh please me.. I want you to be my lov-
Ok i'll stop there
Stop
XD
Ultra man pog be like...

Hmm.... I think I should buy this
I was some how teleported to discord-feedback
Or maybe this?
To me looks liema. Stick
Wkwkwkk. 15 ringgit
Like a *
... is it cheep?
just buy a baguette at this point... more worth it
oh and make sure to buy the market one kekw
Sure
Maybe this. It's free and stuff
It's something like Rp 50000-ish


Alright moment of truth

No way it's too expensive
wow your so handsome
Come and dox me
It's something like $3.51
heres mine
This is our best hero on 2021

I only have work photos. I don't get a chance to socialise in real life. 

Time to throw in my OC 3D fade 2D Luna Cherry Fangs in this chat.
Ok what I do for living? I do nothing useful. Except go on events, talk to people, show papers and get paid.

?
Wait what?
what even was that
Please keep posts sfw
Hmmmm... I guess you should read the comic and you will understand
I could ask my grandma to ship some of this from the village to you.
what comic
Sure
You don't need context. You need > 🫀
some holy number?
Re zero oboreru
wait what route was
oboreru again?
Re zero oboreru
re zero season 2 wasn't great compared to 1


ahh savage subaru
Yes
Evil Subaru is best.
Well I have free tickets on a train to one direction gulag concert. You interested?


It was not nsfw okay if you're saying it was that's mean you're Clowning around
The normal one
mine is
seems too normal
You gave me an idea with this image
Sin Archbishop of Pride, Natsuki Subaru
ultimate simp
burned down the whole country for his girl kekw
Which route is the re zero anime going?
main ofc
oh rip
the other routes are just what ifs
You can’t block the horni
It’s over 9000
Normal subaru
Cursed subaru*
Why does he look like a druggy?
this subaru looks weird wtf

Looks like a soccer player with a cursed hairstyle
Hedgehod hair wtf
Hmmmm ask Tipe nagatsuki about it
here have a liv
It is
Gimme a Plume
i dun got plume but i got baguette
If I get roland id be happy
hot

Sure ask Santa clause
How about no ?
||deez nuts?||
🤝
I buy this one actually..
You know what I want instead of a bodypillow
also dunno who made this kekw
a 1 meter and 60 cm plushie of Liv - luminance

here have more roland 
yea
Also has anyone seen this?
gimme those clothes boi
teddy that you?
OH GOD
I actully for a second thought it was not a lolipop 
lmao same
These the skins I’m looking out for !!! Hopefully that we get Kamui skin next month!!!
have a kid roland
that kamui is rlly sick
im mostly hyped for the alpha one even tho im not going to get it kekw
Hell ya uou see the animation for your?!?!!

bruh Mephisto
what mephisto
From arknights lol
why u bringing up a demonic name
ahhhhhhhh
Honestly Luna did nothing wrong.
spoilers incoming???
Nah
Yeee they all insane!! Lol when that S Lucia comes out ima put her in with my Alpha and Kamui and make that my pain team!! @quaint fossil
aight go on
my wallet too empty for dat shit but good for you

hi franzy wangy wangy

I wanna be a delivery man delivering Syrup and running around while punishing bots chase me 
Hi twilight baby~
Yeee tbh I want all the paid limited skins!! Lol they all too badass to got get! Lol. @quaint fossil


bruh
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/880153357849866251/king.webm P:GR Dev Team monetisation scheme charging at your wallet
I hope you can afford them?
lmao
Bruh
ima just go enjoy deltarune kekw
Noo
i gotta redo chap 1 first to remember what the absolute shit happened before proceeding to chap 2 so u safe lol
imma do the same..
Actually
She can't cook..
I'm going to play the game rn
im just jamming to the new secret boss theme rn
what new secret boss theme?
Yo Why
||Spamton BIG SHOT theme||
secret boss in deltarune chapter 2
deltarune aint that hard
can you stream some gameplay
not as hard as undertale + its free
grabs a beer
cant cuz im doing some shit rn
Yowai
O soy
oh ok. Enjoy 34.
Waiyo Asoi

WTF WAS THAT MEME

gotta go clap some arse 

Yami Kuda Sai
Didnt know the Luna green one could be bought for 10k BC

iie suzuite yo
ty dummy ;o
Well time to swipe def won't have enough for it
Poo
Ah I didnt read, it says A liv
tutorial kekw
top tier trolling
Well either way im gonna buy it, I think
okay this shit seem rlly ez wtf
Liv poo
Pgr without context
Ow there going in date
@devout thunder theres this boss called jevil
nice

hes the hardest boss in chapter 1 and hes not even half as strong as sans kekw
She is looking at KAMUI BIG KAMUI....
so you dun need to worry about op ass enemies
Alpha gonna show kamui something.bigger
Dude, you ruined the joke

Alpha blushes while the actual context is, 'kamui, stfu! you annoying trash! why don't you cut your ee-ass hair cut! loser!'
wow i gotta hug a dummy... cool
But who would be the top
twitter mkment
Alpha roasts Kamui
hug ralsei kekw
I am suprised you are playing as Kris

do a hug

This is off topic baby
kris x ralsei? 
YES. I have a degree is memology, Masters in Trolling and P.H.D in Roastology
I am glad I didn't bother downloading it
its cringe to watch with weird colours
lol

UMMM
Nice ass
i just like undertale in general so i downloaded it and i liked it lol
The thighs are good

I did mass genocide in undertale.
now i gotta go continue my shit

I got to the fish and I couldn't beat it so I gave up
We saw it!
Naughty alpha
Saw what?
CHAINSAW?
yeah
Alpha: oh,looks like you have a little Ascendant down there
CHAINSAW MAN INTENSIFIES
undyne in that form is rlly scary oof
Nanami thirds?
LOL
Ah yes...
I still like the idea of, "The Kill" Twilight lol

Damn... My dream is true
You naughty
im saving this
Person say it's cute
The girl:(Nose bleeding)
i dunno why but i suck at babel when im playing on my pc...
i actually do good in babel when i play on my potato phone wtf

maybe...
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
I CANT ROTATE MY SCREEN ON PC
If your girlfriend always calls you weak and slow,wears tattered jackets and is obsessed with motorcycles, she's not your girlfriend, she's Alpha
U didn't set a rotational button
IVE BEEN PLAYING FOR A MONTH AND I DINT NOTICE THIS WTF
(Laughing a lot but didn't move from the exact same place and didn't move at all like a stupid doll but only laughing like a ghost)
AHHAHAH wow HAHAH HAHA LMAO HAHAHA
Someone who read this:... Wait.. what!? WHAT!? FUCKKKK
Why would you do something so useless

yea 
What if she’s my waifu tho alongside Lucia
If your boyfriend always wears a suit and corrects everyone, he's not your boyfriend, he's Lee
That could be your boss
@severe willow yeah, a while back
Then she will kill you for having an affair

Then you are dating your boss
Yeah but
Affair with who? Alpha?
Robin is not here so batman ask Ricardo to work with him
If your girlfriend is always angry,wears hoodies and likes explosions,she's not your girlfriend, she's Karenina
Deez nuts
By the way kamui....
Explosions huh 
This is a good one


Wow... 

Hmm....
i want that Big black ||cog||
Hu Tao says no horny!
For those asking for the build of my characters:
Sucrose - 4x virdescent, both sand and circlet are EM, she uses mappa mare
Bennett - 4x noblesse, festering desire
Rosaria - 2x cryo set and 2x noblesse, prototype starglitter
Hu Tao - 4x crimson witch flames, her polearm is deathmatch
#GenshinImpact #GenshinImpactMemes #Hu...

If your boyfriend is always gaming,talks about how that felt good and carries a big sword around, he's not your boyfriend, he's kamui
Can someone bonk me

I’m 2 horny today
Bonk
Kamui Gaming
Stop
I can’t
Me: intensively screaming because someone is Clowning around and try to be mad at me and suddenly I drop from the stairs and I woke up and realized that was a joke)
Hmm.. a.. I understand

You’re not helping
A baguette ressembles a pp
I've seen some serious shit...
oh no... hes in the same stage as me
ultimate horny one...
Oh,horny of the lake, what is thy wisdom?
I smell a horny pat
fuck you
Wait no

This is not subaru. This is a registered offender.

I dont like you in that type of way sorry
lol
Face reveal
what are you thinking about
Anchovies
mods angry run
Just what you said
oh
Me when I Yowai or Osoi idk

Bon appétit
It was pretty good
I've got an idea
Oh you already ate them


Also
how does one be horny?
« Get on my powerlevel you trash »
No. The only thing is fabulous when Karenina blast can blast ur...
yeah good luck with that
Alpha towards Shikikan
LOL
Unhornyness
all my memes are always watermarked
still gonna use it anyways kekw
It’s for the good cause
and well thought too
All good memes should be used



Also Sinigang

K.O
Fatality
His head flys off
Thighs are superior so Roland loses



idk why but i feel like this is going to be my next pfp thx krusty
Anytime, made the same with mine lol

Krusty is a memegod
ahh lemme join the round glasses gang rq
Yes human, praise me more
Classy glasses gang, rise up!

I think I’m gonna do the same with mine
Classy glasses gang
My pfp glasses are good enough?
Yatta!

Yes
Yes yes yes
Good



Watame drip
Damn HoS looks good here
Bald teriri
her smile

Check hos specialist on YouTube

Oh I see now
Is only september but i can feel the storm is aproching
Now i need the back ground
I need ideas
Have you been naughty or nice?
Dang those boots clean

Maybe the 2
Oof
Well i may be hony but I can contain myself for a month
U tell me 
maximum i did is 2 weeks oof
No one is...

I think i will try to find a anime girl whit Christmas theme for the back ground
doggie

Oh damn

That doggie need a snack
i wanna hug the dog instead
Dont wanna
if it bites me ill bite back kekw
Its gonna kill me any minute
SCP 106 When they active the flemur breacker:

I like that cat

Devil’s cat
Dinner


Looks good
tru
Lol
Ayo
okay seriously tho wtf is that
Its a cat
Where’s the cat
looks like rotisserie chicken
That's a thicc cat
I dont see any
The fuck is that thing
if thats a cat then thats a thicc ass boi
Is the back of a cat that's cleaning his PP zone
Step 1: find the cat


