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Sus confession


Satou and maika in reality
susfession

Thanks
whos satou which anime?

next skin priority is probably Bianca's Black one since it comes when plume appears
? That my name Akatsuki Satou
Showing up for work in lee costume
i am currently listening to vogel im kafig and seeing this chat... feels weird idk why im even saying this shit
u r japanese?
Now it was way more cool..
Imagine our world was really like in pgr
half from what i know
Yess keep em coming..
We would be probably dead
Yes wait you don't know?
we are not supposed to know you
As long as we have a clone we can't die
I wanting to buy astolfo outfit too
as long as we have plot armor
damn she looks nice here
I am Japanese mix melaysia
i rlly wanna closplay as astolfo... sadly im too big so its gonna look weird af
Talk about cringe
Astolfo is hard to pull off man
Nice taste 
Filipino, Chinese, Spaniard
whore those then?
Especially if you aren't actually a girl
ikr

Cool enough to make me impressed
?
that is a lot of things mixed in there
whore these characters then?
whore 
thought the guys name was satoru
"whore"
The one who they call simp
twilight pls
whos this
And the reality
satoru gojo
In a way, im technically Eurasian.
ah bruh

same
seggsy
seggsy gojo mwah
Any of you have a type
@quaint fossil doesnt look like white hair ngl
who is maika?
My type...
what type?
specifically Eurasian American 

Is fire or flying type
ure my type
Any type of girl or boys
I'ma attack helicopter type
smooth
horny type
My girlfriend
yes
ah shit i gotta visit the toilet again...
If she's human I'm fine with it
oof brb
Lithuanian. 
if theres a hole theres a way
normie
so basically russian
If she's taller then me I'm down
It's reality
Wanna buy this
But I don't want to be stepped on
er... no
hm
How do they cost
If she has two arms and two legs,i like her

I also like girls with two eyes and two ears
pognt
9.85$?
Well as a average.looking fellow I don't have a type cuz being average can't be picky
disabled people went pognt

ah toilets are the best gaming chair
tbh if ure disabled then just enable urself
TRAP
#real
I will be gay for astolfo
trap gud 
let that be clear


i will be astolfo for gay
Thr skirt not short enough tho..
what'
Buy Satou Akatsuki (Me) Costume
burb outfit 
@mental badge wear this now
turn into femboy or die
im bisexual so anything is fine 
i will quit my job, sell my house, divorce my wife and ditch my kids for astolfo
herrscher birb
Of course
krusty gonna transform into herrscher of sentience? nani? im calling mommy birb fu hua
Man/woman of culture
I'm sentience

Sentient

my names deez
Satou Akatsuki (me) costume full pack
Lmao
deez what?
that.outfit got me stressing
deez oswalt
virgin jedi vs gigachad ashen one

Ah yes the drip version too
Oooh yes,why women have the coolest cosplay?
ik its just the UI is all
wait...
what does UI mean again?
It's the body in the outfit that is a game changer
Ultra instinct
you gotta have the best ass to use this one krusty

Who said i didn't...
That is not a cosplay, that is what you wear when your friend dies at 12 and he asks you to attend his funeral

Imagine attending a funeral with that
my pants are already off... im taking a dump as of this moment lmao
Well, that is what i told my cousin, when i die, just show up as the grim reaper and just stand there
toilet=best gaming chair
Only when you are takin a dump you truly realize you are alone when shit goes down
toilet=gamer throne
lmao
My own costume that I made..

Sounds good,i told my sis that i want people to throw a big fucking party instead of a boring funeral
Thanks

me when im playing babel on toilet:

Was expecting an Ayla cosplay 0/10
It come with a sword too..
u so angry u shat urself out of the toilet 
retract your words
lmao hes gonna need to attain the man booba first
yes how did you know ?
Just put some balloons xd

keep raising pls
i was the toilet
Next day : 0
call out post
all for bianca
come... we can share the toilet together... frend
raises taxes

you bastard
The sword was broken because I slash it to another sword
Raises unemployment
thats another tax raise
Ngl

Lol
now use star burst stream with that broken sword of yours
Perform Alpha move with it
kirito moment
That is actually a real sword I made from iron
Go yowai osoi
rate sao from 1-10
Yo and wai
Never watched
10/10 sword but how did you break it
And it can cut through bone

Lol two alpha
lmao
Hm......
Cool sword
hmmmmmm
@mental badge
Looking sharp
Noice
Wakazashi
biggest cap of 2021
A shorter ver of katana?
While todachi/tachi is longer?
What sword is it?
Here Lucia sword in pgr unbranded sword
^
okay my battery is rlly low... im gonna do the deed before it runs out cya chat
Nice
wohw
A tachi is longer and more curvef
I see
@edgy vortex
It is earlier than katanad
no
Thanks
Lmao
Yes
Supposedly tachis were intended for use on horseback

Ping another person

try again tomorrow
They are also worn on the hip with the cutting edge down
sasaki kojiro used a tachi right?
Twilight you want the meme
what meme?
cat maid pfp
Poo
@quaint fossil
@quaint fossil
twilight there's a
get pinged idiot
@low abyss
spider behind your head
omg did i just get baited
safe
Poo
lmao
hmmmmmmm

lol
twilight u baiter i wont forgive u dat
lol
lol
now im gonna go master bait cya

@untold pond
Hello there 

Danik ping and person 10 sec
Wrong...
whats that
Ah yes..



It's all coming together
bro stop
lol
Now change your pfp
i cant masterbait in peace if you ping me

horny
And
U gae

anyone got hent*i?
sure, what kind? dp, tp, ntr?
any will do
yowai 
then just goto nhentai
just hot is enough
im immune to no u
no i wanna gacha this
lol
ok gacha is over
ty
auhm
lol
Yoi
Ah I can't wait I am so nervous because I want to bite my girlfriend face Tomorrow
based
Déjà vu memes
eat her whole
I wanna do like this because it so cute

idk m8 anime in alot of cases isnt like real life
@quaint fossil yeah this man is gone
Imma go ask her if she allow me to do it
good luck
Hope so
ask her to buy u a house
make sure it is 15 year, fixed rate
all other mortages are scam
im almost in 
@dense pendant what will u do if she leaves u for some other guy?
... I'll kill that guy
What game is this
I'll kill him brutally
arknight
welcome to the tea party
that wont make the girl love u again tho?
true

hahh kimochi yokatta
what's it about?
buddha vs hajun 
gods and historical figures throwing fists
wooo nice i might give it a look
Chad humans vs virgin goods 
its rlly good
cursed
buddha gigachad 
i need more manga so if u have recommendations go ahead
Haa kimochi yokatta 
eminence in shadow 
this is record of ragnarok btw @marble lotus
is it isekai?
Grand blue 
god tier isekai
OHH THE RAGNAROK ONE THAT NETFLIX FUCKED UP
yeah that
hmm i dont really like isekais, but thank you
bro i also dont like isekai that much
but this is gold
mc is a Edge Lord wannabe
hmm
It fucked up cuz of covid and budget
don't really like that but i guess i cangive it a try who knows
how do Chinese kids have fun?
do it it's gold

oof, cause netflix now is gonna stream blue period and the other oone so they're getting into streaming it, but producing still has been a hit or miss for them
so thats what taking online games away does

is there too much ecchi?
seems like a big thing in isekais
i don't remember... it isn't focused on ecchi stuff
woo thats a point
This manga is gold. Masterpiece
sauce?
honestly it ahs a good score
SHE AGREE ABOUT I WANT TO BITE HER TOMORROW
ok chill

Breakthrough with the Forbidden Master
I can't I am nervous and I can't wait
its a harem... but honestly the mc is a gigachad sometimes so who gives a fuck
harem doesn't mean shit in this one
okay dud i aint reading dat shit
This is good too
does your gf knows your posting screenshots of her messages online?
I can't wait
Sakamoto Days is the sauce
wooo im actually gonna read that one is funny af
... no...

yeah doesn't seem very pog to post private shit out there does it
i know you're excited and that's lovely, but i'm sure there's a place
chill
im just gonna
Someone getting a date?
*block
:3

damn i had to do it to em

I can't
tell me when u try it 
im not reading chainsaw man yet, cause i'm waiting for the anime
and it's mappa, which i trust wiht my life
chainsaw man is god tier 
this manga is a masterpiece imo
I am so EXCITED FOR TOMORROW FAAAAAACKKKK!!!!!
they didn'd dissapoint with jjk
GO TO SLEEP
and the trailer for chainsaw man looks so good tooo
Yes! Waiting for part 2 of the manga 
When tho?
I can't sleep...
I am so excited and I can't sleep
no idea
unknown devil when
Yeah.. when? 
I hope it comes soon
@dense pendant so even if u kill her new guy that wont make her love u again
so what would u do then?
Well but she still love me:)
I know she love me
that makes no sense
how can u be so sure?
SANS
U SAID SANS AAAAA
ayo@quaint fossil more recommendations
Yeah.. I recommend this manga too
that could be a lie
what is it
Hmmmm well I'll see tomorrow if she lie or not
u cant know if she really loves u
lies
Kubo-San Doesn't Leave Me Be (A Mob)
all lies
life is a lie
thats something only she can know
life is trash
What? When I almost die she help me.. is that not a love?
If lie, hunt her down
at least i have 2d waifus

idk if someone has heart stroke randon people that walk by tend to help too
I never see her lie or hear about her lying
but i doubt its love
thats what so great about lies
is that u cant tell if its a lie
.. I actually... Almost suicide...
pognt
But then she come and ... Change everything
That actually heppen in 2020
@marble lotus this is good too
aw bruh
i feel u but u shouldnt suicide over that
are these shoujos? i haven't read some in a while
just like people tho
The father of this dog....
think of it that hes in heaven having eternal peace and plays with his dog friends
Yeah...
Comedy and romance
every livinf thing has its life span
Halo, all. Good afternoon.
but i assume ur dog died under different circumstances
Can't blame him,our family dog died many years ago,we haven't gotten another one
Anime ruined. Not following manga and skipped alot
its night smh
good afternoon :))
hmm it's in highschool right? u have any like adult ones? i got a bit bored of teen romances
still, thinking about suicide bcs of that
Even my brother, grandfather and my grandmother die...
Mhmm
that's 2 much
sry for ur loss
My life is full with depression
its cuz u thibk only of the depressive parts
First my brother die... Because he was trying to safe me...
learn to see the good parts
Then my grandfather
discord isnt one of the good parts btw
After that my grandmother
I'm a total stranger,but accept my sympathies
how did he die by trying to save u
Then... My dog... He die last Christmas
That time when I was playing with my brother...
...one guy show up with a knife and a mask and he say Oi Kimitachi Toitokore
Then... My brother realise it was a robber
but look
after ur brother gave away his life so u live u decided to take it away urself
time to rewatch satous back story ig 🍿
thats pretty pognt
... I.. I don't know what to do.. and don't know what to say
But that time before he got stabbed he op his phone and call a police
u must continue to live ur life for urself cuz thats something ur brother would wanted u to do
And... That's why that robber stab him..
ye no need to say anything
- Awkward Senpai
- The Galaxy Next Door
just live life happily
you're a g u know that
dunno what these shits are but saved
And then police come right in time but... The ambulance come but can't save him
and know there are ppl that love u
and dont listen to retard trolls like myself that try to tell ur gf might not love u
ight this is too dark, can't we go back to horni moments
And then 7 days after My big brother die.. I got bullied
im just a psychopath
im seeing this for the 2nd time oof
Idk why I got bullied
We don't talk about this here. Please refer to the discord guidelines
rexlent 
Hmmmm
.... Okay
ye he stopped now he talks bout diff story
rexlents orders are absolute... he is god 
This as well, even as a joke

twilight just leave
why
dude i need more adult shoujos

cuz ass kissing is cringe
Tada
bro chill its done
it's a channel about anime woman there's a place and a time ok
2 be continued....
wooo it looks cuteee
i never knew what ass kissing was until now lmao
this channel about my horny life
name name
the more u know
joe
mama
ty friend

Mobuko no Koi
done, lovely list thank you dude
no im about to sleep
then sleep
i gotta fill my daily coop criteria before i sleep

some video u already watched but makes u comfy, and a long one
hey Vuuzi
hi

sometimes before I go to sleep I listen to rain videos
ive always wondered...
rain is so soothing

wtf is wrong with your names
its supposed to be a cult but the leader disappeared
sidhdhebdjdjebsnwkkwbddhwk
lmao

rip
Flush them all at the same time
can i take over? i'm an aspiring leader

well no more leaders but the cult is still open
32 characters cult rite?
yes
Innocent Devil is the sauce 
maybe- i am
Maybe their names are a cry for help
lol
e
they need a new leader, they just dont know it
kaede gone?
They need vera
kaede is dead
hm
nooo

my love is ded 

no they need jeSUS
lucia is jesus
Yes
i dont need Vera, Lucia plume is my goddess
nah lucia is just sus


altho a fish is good
Double yes


le fishe au Vera
good sleep

leader just get isekaied all the time
that's the reason why
must do a Vera one with the fish vera
Sus
Vera Hammerfish
Spot the difference 
nice ass
she looks the part
Players lookin at her
A fish

🇫🇷


Corbeau gris punir

i cant
ooooookay
English: alpha the Ascendant
French: Alpha l'ascendant
doesn't ignore

vuuzi is a trap
ehe
raises taxes
ayo
🤣
yamero
lowers takes but raises food prices
im a gorl simp
enforces a new tax on gacha
can you raise pp ?
You're a gorl that simps, then simp for me.
sorry Lucia is my goddess
raises unemployment


🤣
lowers salary
wait you aren't my boss, so I can do the same right ?
5 BCs an hour

fires your boss and installs a Tuna as your new boss

tuna boss has replaced your paycheck with salt
raises fuel prices
Guild recruitment is aids
raises taxes

raises Internet providers prices
just cut the internet
hmmmmmm

raises housing prices
enforced a new tax on frog plushies
banned pgr in your country
It'll all be over soon my dear old comrade.
I'm doin bad politician stuff
Enforced a tax on serum importing
Bro your alcohol bans
Thank goodness I didn't get mute
Good night all my best friend
LEFT SIDE RIGHT SIDE
Everybody is moving suspiciously pappappaa
Sussy baka!
LEFT SIDE RIGHT SIDE
Somebody is venting suspiciously pappappaa
HA HA
YOU ARE SUS!
YOU ARE (SUS!)
Sus imposter, venter of the ship
Run this game, bow down to the sussy KINGS
Two imposters,
We're so SUSSY, SMART and SAVAGE
SUS THROUGH YOUR HEART
Better to be SUS than to never SUS-IATE
VOTE ME VOTE ME
You're the one I SUS-HATE
So take the bait,
IMPOSTERS never vent it STRAIGHT
NOW SUS PART~
Pog
proceeds to raise taxes
Pov- she saw your bank account has more than 6 zeros
freezes bank account
Accurate.
Since this is off topic
the toilet 😟
Ur folder must. Be quite.big
i can't stop saving the art uhsdhchuasdasjdasj is posting 
hmmmmmmmmmmm
AK folder is thicc
Isn't that girl from arknights?
yes, It's angelina
Chocolate anyone?
Yay,i have her


Sus what type of chocolate
those look like falafels
i started with her
on god tier reroll
ange/SA/siege 
Something that you will not gonna get from supermarket
Nice I'll take em all

Nomnomnomnom

Jokes on you,i didn't make homework
Lol
noo dont teach fu hua bad words
They are watching
Thicc
@strange lake u collect these already?
Yes
omg sakura
Lol
-Her: (*whispers softly in his ear): three blue orbs followed by 3 red orbs
-Him: ( bites his lip and lets out a loud moan): hmmmmmmm
-Him: ( proceeds to matrix and waste 3 blue orbs )
Her:
Kyaru
susss
he's still alive
Ok nvm be here he too quiet he still muted maybe
Yaya how long is mute or u can't disclose
actually where you are muted it shows on profile
yes
No
yes
Show so I can see
you get the muted role if you're muted btw
How long it last.
cheaky cook up time

depends if it's a tempmute or a mute
It depends based the severity of the infraction
Oof must have been bad man's been gone almost a day or so
f
Come to purification force



seeing long names remind me of this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59jHEoNSlA0
Great video by NashimotoP
Original: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm17195023
Music/composer: NashimotoP (梨本P)
English and romaji lyrics: motokokusanagi2009
ROMAJI~
anata watashi futari bocchi
mirai kurai dokoe ikōka
kanashimi ga kowarete shini sōda
hosizora ni nakigoe ga hibiku nosa
AaAaAaA AaAaAAa
AaAaAaA AaAaAAa
AaAaAaA AaAaAAa
AaAaAaA ...
Anyone seen this yet kinda hyped alittle 
oo
the famous kidnapping black van
Inb4 long name cult 
👀
Someone got muted?
I am but a simple man hence pancake
lookz good
appearently
Another victim of Nanami

Till it reaches 32 char limit

🥞
Oki
beer and pancakes mmmm
oneofus

its almost hunting season for deer too

i prefer lamb





lamb chops are good I get my lamb from a butcher shop
lil bit of soy sauce and A1 sauce mmmm
steamed veggies in the side with some stuffing mmmm yeah
a1 with lamb? 
ye
ive only ever put it on steak
Nah
wait is a1 just an american thing 
its good on lamb chops that have been simmered in garlic, butter and a bit of citrus acid

its a bbq sauce
ohh ok
with garlic & butter makes more sense now
now question is
how you like your steak
there’s a correct answer
putti g a1 straught on bare lamb chops is like making a box of KD instead of real mac and cheese
steak blue, basted with garlic, herbs, butter and a bit of red wine
then laid to rest for 2 minutes before settibg it on a grill for like 30 seconds over a fire
It's hotdogs
the hella long hotdogs from costco are with way to go
Cook-topic
im gonna cook you
Yk we call.tgose.a Spanish word that I won't spell
But normal ppl.jisr call it sausage I guess at times
salchicha
They deleted those sausages pic?
put salchichas in beans
for frijoles charros

Oh
see I'm too dumb to try to spell it lol
I just ate, and watched 10 ep of dungeon of black company.
It's easy

I thot it was just comedy, but it has some action here and there.
i recommend eating this, It's called macarons
Rim, now a new waifu!
i think there’s another word, but that’s what they call it where i live
macarons are delic
indeed
That and boba tea never had still


you jave not lived pancake
I recommend....
simping for plume
i recommended krusty
with krust

you can eat le fishe au vera also


I 
my queen
gn 
Go sleep....
Goodnight Ya x 10¹²









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