🚀・off-topic-lobby

[hollow shard]

Fuck them kids

[cinder igloo]

Stevano

[little lagoon]

Get fucked father lmao - Pris probably

[craggy bough]

💯
Can't argue

[craggy bough]

Yes?

[hollow shard]

Are there any segs scene ?

[craggy bough]

Mika my beloved

[little lagoon]

I'll have her entire stock

[knotty ridge]

Ok
Decided

[cinder igloo]

Most probably fucking no

[knotty ridge]

I'LL CONTINUE THE STORY OF BA

[opaque lark]

[knotty ridge]

You know why

Cuz i have nothing else to do

[little lagoon]

Get level gated lmao

[craggy bough]

No
But the L2D IS TOP TIER OMG

[hollow shard]

Damnnn

[craggy bough]

There she is

[little lagoon]

Wife

[craggy bough]

Chapter 3

[hollow shard]

Omgggg agahahaaga the voices

[little lagoon]

Nothing beats having a deranged wife

[knotty ridge]

Fuck
I hate hearing that Ezura Sensei everytime i open BA

[craggy bough]

Because what the topic we talking

I thought that your pfp is swimsuit nonomi

[hollow shard]

Does this sensei got amnesia or sumthing

[knotty ridge]

Memories removed

[little lagoon]

What

[hollow shard]

Aww why

[craggy bough]

Change it omg

It's blessing to me hearing "stevano sensei" every logib the game

[little lagoon]

I forgot the early lore

[knotty ridge]

Plot

[craggy bough]

Wut

[hollow shard]

If I see those sexy gurls my memories would come back for sure

[little lagoon]

Wasn't the sensei just got told by the student council president to go do sensei stuff because she's leaving

[craggy bough]

She's gone missing

[hollow shard]

Man when would I be able to gacha

I want hasumi

[craggy bough]

Arona is "fragment" of her

Its like Kurisu and Asmodeus from Steins Gate

[craggy bough]

Close enough

After wakamo scene

[little lagoon]

Yeah, I remember that much, but the thing about sensei losing memories I dont remember

[hollow shard]

I also want karin

[little lagoon]

Based

[craggy bough]

Nah
Sensei not lost memories
Sensei just got King crimsoned

[craggy bough]

Based

[little lagoon]

Son of a

I got jebaited by false information

[knotty ridge]

no mommy Shun for me

[craggy bough]

[little lagoon]

Cope and seethe

[knotty ridge]

But yeah needed a sniper got one I'm happy

[little lagoon]

Use your energy

[knotty ridge]

I don't care about the meta

[devout thunder]

Shunny

[knotty ridge]

Oh my god

Its XCRAFT

Sus

[hollow shard]

Omg I love the fuckin staff

On the yt shit

[knotty ridge]

?

[devout thunder]

[little lagoon]

[hollow shard]

Was it on a different game

I don't remember

[devout thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/shirasu-azusa-azusa-blue-archive-gif-25117804

[little lagoon]

Stroke my WHAT

[hollow shard]

But there was a staff in a game and he said that players are degen and stuff

[craggy bough]

Ayo
The sus is here

[craggy bough]

[little lagoon]

That was some speed of light delete

[craggy bough]

At least
Dev not lying

[craggy bough]

Wanna see it again?

[hollow shard]

Omg what is the lore of this shit why are underage people holding a gun

[little lagoon]

Nah

[devout thunder]

Why not

[opaque lark]

azusa oorah

[craggy bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925772507775107122/1023464498612416572/Screenshot_2022-09-25-12-18-33-059_com.nexon.bluearchive.jpg

[hollow shard]

Why are they so hot

[little lagoon]

BA is set in the future of america

[craggy bough]

See

[little lagoon]

Everyone just wields guns out in the open

[devout thunder]

CHEEKS!

[hollow shard]

Future america where they speak Japanese

[craggy bough]

Join SCF ba guild your hearsay

[little lagoon]

Yes

[hollow shard]

They watched too much anime

[devout thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/mutsuki-blue-archive-gif-23833480

[devout thunder]

Yeah join us bruh

[hollow shard]

Oooo wtf they destroying a tank with 3 people wtf

[devout thunder]

Me in my own club...

[craggy bough]

[little lagoon]

Hell yea, guns destroy tanks, it all makes sense

[devout thunder]

Leave it

[craggy bough]

Join us
We got finnest students

[devout thunder]

[little lagoon]

My guild is dead can I join an active one

[devout thunder]

Finnish students?

[craggy bough]

Sea?

[little lagoon]

Yea

[craggy bough]

[hollow shard]

No segs option

[craggy bough]

@devout thunder show the club SS

[little lagoon]

You just missed her event, literally had seggs

[devout thunder]

My club description bypass the censored word of "Cultured"

[little lagoon]

Poggers, i'm coming in

[devout thunder]

Who's sus now
U work for fbi?
Now the whole fbi is arrested

[hollow shard]

Omg how could you guys do this to me

[craggy bough]

I'm ashamed of that leader golden nameplate

[craggy bough]

[little lagoon]

Nvm, I cant join a club because of the 24h cooldown

I'll come tomorrow

[opaque lark]

also you miss free 100 pull too

[hollow shard]

Ahhh wtf

[craggy bough]

I'll remind you tomorrow

[hollow shard]

Free bruh wtf

[opaque lark]

[hollow shard]

Is this a nightmare

[craggy bough]

But we got Rhea

[devout thunder]

Once u get the gist of the game I recommend rerolling

[hollow shard]

Like fgo?

[opaque lark]

rerolling is pain tho

just cope next year, they gib 100 free every year

[devout thunder]

Rerolling is easy bruh u don't need emails and stuff

[opaque lark]

[little lagoon]

Holy, I got hella money from leaving the club wth

[hollow shard]

Uhhh wtf the game just crashed

[craggy bough]

For me is just 3times i reminder
Got aru iori and shun

[little lagoon]

Playing on an emu? Cope

[craggy bough]

[hollow shard]

No I'm on a phone

[craggy bough]

[little lagoon]

Crashing on phone is so rare, unlucky

[devout thunder]

What's ur phone

[opaque lark]

watch for your battery, ba is power hunger too

[craggy bough]

Ye

[hollow shard]

Oh fuck I'm at 5 percent

[opaque lark]

all those 3d rendering

[little lagoon]

LMAO

[craggy bough]

[little lagoon]

5% gaming what a god

[hollow shard]

But this won't stop me

[craggy bough]

You a chad

[opaque lark]

play under a fan too, no burned potato

[craggy bough]

Remember
Waifu > Meta when rolling

[hollow shard]

Wtf it went down to 4 even when I'm charging

[craggy bough]

Got karin? Stop

[little lagoon]

That's some weak ass charger lmao

[hollow shard]

Probably broke the charging port

[craggy bough]

Just incase tho
Goes for Chinatsu Onsen

Those L2D

[little lagoon]

Chinatsu onsen is so good holy

[opaque lark]

bnnuy karin for ass

[hollow shard]

Yoo what is this cherry blossom fextival

[craggy bough]

Normal karin for feet

[little lagoon]

Rerun event

[craggy bough]

ARUJI DONO ARUJI DONO

[little lagoon]

Loud fox noises

[opaque lark]

nin nin rerun

[hollow shard]

It's a good thing it's raining for me

[craggy bough]

https://tenor.com/view/izuna-gif-23924894

[hollow shard]

My phone is getting colder

[little lagoon]

She so cute despite being noisy as hell

[craggy bough]

My man got priorities

[hollow shard]

Let's gooooolo gachaaaa

[little lagoon]

Lezzgoooo

[devout thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-koharu-live2d-gif-25353949

[craggy bough]

Ye-

[little lagoon]

Show us your pulls so we can laugh at you

[craggy bough]

Karin

[devout thunder]

What if he pulls hibiki and iori

[craggy bough]

[devout thunder]

[hollow shard]

Is she gud

[little lagoon]

Imma hurt him

[craggy bough]

Now's that is pog moment

[little lagoon]

Why is she upside down

[hollow shard]

Is she gud

[hollow shard]

Idk

[craggy bough]

Yes
HOD RAID

[little lagoon]

HOD raid is done though

[hollow shard]

Serika

[craggy bough]

Well...

[devout thunder]

Send us the 3* ones

[little lagoon]

We get shiro/kuro next

Get your blues ready kek

[hollow shard]

Haruka

[craggy bough]

Serika
Decent dps

[craggy bough]

Decent tank

[hollow shard]

Ayane

[craggy bough]

My beloved

[hollow shard]

Yoshimi

[craggy bough]

Cope HOD

[hollow shard]

Letess gooooolo suzumiiiavahhahaahahga

[craggy bough]

Insane diff

[craggy bough]

[little lagoon]

No purples?

[hollow shard]

Shimiko

Omg juri looks hott

[craggy bough]

Nah
First free pull guaranteed purple

[craggy bough]

[hollow shard]

Another yoshimi wtf

[craggy bough]

Is that all?

Lmao reroll

[hollow shard]

Bruh neru is she gud?

[little lagoon]

Show the result screen where they're all visible

neru is fine I guess copium

[craggy bough]

Niche

She's good
But farmable

[opaque lark]

reroll time

[hollow shard]

Ah fuck neru

[little lagoon]

Damn

[craggy bough]

I rly recommend reroll

[hollow shard]

Trash ass gacha

[little lagoon]

I'm getting ptsd from the reroll days

[hollow shard]

No I'll play with this unitss

[craggy bough]

Ayo

[opaque lark]

[knotty ridge]

this gacha is still Better than Fgo's

[little lagoon]

Uoghh sena the necrophiliac

[hollow shard]

So who's the best unit I got

[knotty ridge]

[hollow shard]

Not really

[knotty ridge]

It's better

[opaque lark]

use serikat

[little lagoon]

Cat ears

[knotty ridge]

Fgo gacha is evil as hell

[knotty ridge]

[craggy bough]

In that 10pull?
Neru Serika,and Haruka

[hollow shard]

Serika?

Alright

[knotty ridge]

910 pulls for a slight rate increase for the servant in rateup is not evil ?

[hollow shard]

Fuck neru tho

[knotty ridge]

[little lagoon]

Cope

[craggy bough]

Don't remind me

[knotty ridge]

Wtf
That's an Oscar level scene

[craggy bough]

B-b-but redhead

[hollow shard]

I'm just waiting for Gilgamesh banner

[nocturne jetty]

[little lagoon]

Keep my wife's name out of your f mouth

[knotty ridge]

He's not coming in 2 years rn

[hollow shard]

Until he's at the banner I won't play fgo anymore

[knotty ridge]

[hollow shard]

Ahhh wtf fuck fgo I hate this shit

[nocturne jetty]

I was about to say that, damnit

[knotty ridge]

My only ARCHER

[little lagoon]

Too slow

[opaque lark]

[hollow shard]

Alright imma be a ba player now that I can't pull gilgamesh

[knotty ridge]

[nocturne jetty]

[knotty ridge]

Want Casgil ?

[sturdy quarry]

From earth savior to a war strategic teacher...

[hollow shard]

Already have him

Man this game is easy as shit

I didn't even touched my phone and i won

[devout thunder]

Reroll bro, at least get hibiki it will make ur life easier

[hollow shard]

No

[devout thunder]

Goodluck then

[little lagoon]

Gigachad non reroller

[knotty ridge]

Don't ask me why
Don't ask me how

[little lagoon]

Sussy team

[knotty ridge]

Like why

THE SUSSY TEAM

[little lagoon]

You're playing BA but in the wrong game

[knotty ridge]

I don't use any of them

Except for Sitonai

Sitonai hits hard as hell

[hollow shard]

How to get gacha currency in ba

[little lagoon]

Events, doing story, doing challenges

[hollow shard]

I see

[devout thunder]

Events, story, achievements, pvp, raids

Sometimes they give free pulls for random reason too

[little lagoon]

You get a lot from events mostly

[craggy bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/525903975376224266/1022257116351823953/mutsuki_syndrome_inoperable.mp4

[little lagoon]

Events either give free rolls or straight up crystals

You just missed the 100 pull event for free lmao

[knotty ridge]

Except that i don't have a Caster

[hollow shard]

Omfg the game crashed again lol

[craggy bough]

[opaque lark]

lower the graphic bruh

[hollow shard]

Bruh

[dapper oracle]

[opaque lark]

but it will be shit tho

[craggy bough]

Takeshi reroll and got Ako

[hollow shard]

I want my cute girls cute not shit bruv

[knotty ridge]

Now it's ok
Swimsuit support list
But
SUMMER ABBY

[little lagoon]

[knotty ridge]

[craggy bough]

[knotty ridge]

[dapper oracle]

You gonna go to jail

[knotty ridge]

Nah

[hollow shard]

My units seems fine enough to not reroll

[craggy bough]

Waifu>Meta frfr

[knotty ridge]

This is my waifu
She's not illegal
She's literally MARRIED

[craggy bough]

💯

[hollow shard]

Ntr?

[knotty ridge]

Nah

Hell nah

[craggy bough]

Lmao

[dapper oracle]

So you like your dumb senpai

[knotty ridge]

HELL NAW

[dapper oracle]

And you NTR her

[hollow shard]

If you ntr I'll murder you

[craggy bough]

Kurumi goes mc ntr-ing style

[knotty ridge]

Well
Summer Paisen does have a crush on Master

[hollow shard]

And eat your body

[knotty ridge]

[craggy bough]

Fair enough

[knotty ridge]

She's jealous
Why is Guda is a better master than a Literal servant who has unlimited mana

[craggy bough]

Anyway
Hasumi L2D

[little lagoon]

[hollow shard]

Hasumi is yes

[craggy bough]

Yuuka also decent

[dapper oracle]

Fate MC : try to segs with every servant

[craggy bough]

"truy not to seg challenge"

[hollow shard]

Hasumi

[knotty ridge]

Need to wait for her husband ?

[craggy bough]

You can headpat them

Try it on Yuuka

[knotty ridge]

Man
Both the Yu Mei-ren are here
Why i haven't still got a single Xiang Yu

[craggy bough]

[knotty ridge]

I even got QSH on Xiang Yu Rateup

Didn't got Xiang Yu

[craggy bough]

Rate up is a lie

Especially fgo's

[knotty ridge]

Literally the best soloist in fgo

[craggy bough]

QSH

Heck ye

[hollow shard]

First time playing ba
My thoughts so far is SEGS

[knotty ridge]

Well people don't usually use the other solists if they have QSH

[craggy bough]

Are you tried headpat yuuka?

[hollow shard]

Not yet

I'm buying sugar and shits

[craggy bough]

Cause not waifu i guess

[hollow shard]

Imma be back

[craggy bough]

[craggy bough]

Mom Grand Order: Groceries

[little lagoon]

[craggy bough]

Momoka

Who had the better Halo tho

[little lagoon]

I still like Hina's

[craggy bough]

Ye
Hina's halo built different

Even the structure is different

[little lagoon]

Maybe Ui's too, since it looks like a clock

[craggy bough]

Other student halos is just this transparent ordinary halo
Meanwhile Hina is Like floating wall maria

[little lagoon]

Yea lmao

It looks so bulky

[hollow shard]

Alright I'm back fatherless people

[craggy bough]

Its like you buy a starter pack in rpg game

[craggy bough]

Headpat now

[little lagoon]

Damn, how did you know I'm fatherless

[opaque swan]

This MP5A5 is missing it's magazine release button, and semi auto mode...

[craggy bough]

He exposed us

[hollow shard]

Alright I'm gone again cause I gotta sell some fruits and shit

[little lagoon]

Is he inside our walls

[craggy bough]

It's tsurugi gun

[opaque swan]

?

[craggy bough]

[hollow shard]

And I ain't getting paid or sumshit

[little lagoon]

Ah damn, free labor

[hollow shard]

This is child labor

[little lagoon]

Even worse

[hollow shard]

And it's my parents store

I'm doing free labor for them

[little lagoon]

That's what parents do

[hollow shard]

And I love them cause selling shit and scamming people are fun

[craggy bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984029153303080970/1022828822762106900/6hina.f1c34326.png

Dem that Halo

[little lagoon]

She's the only that has a halo that looks so menacing right

[craggy bough]

Ye

Tsurugi s kinda but meh

[little lagoon]

Also all other halo's look flat

Other than Hina for whatever reason

[craggy bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984029153303080970/1022828798959435806/5tsurugi.81bd11b1.png

[hollow shard]

Anybody here plays apex mobile

[little lagoon]

Apeseggs

[craggy bough]

Sadly
I dropped it February ago

[hollow shard]

May I know the reason why?

I didn't quit just because revenant and ash is coming next battlepass

[craggy bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984029153303080970/1022811642343460874/38_7-35_screenshot.jpg

[opaque swan]

Selector on the wrong side

[craggy bough]

Exactly

[little lagoon]

1star hibiki???

[craggy bough]

It's free

[hollow shard]

Wtf

[little lagoon]

Oh, I see

[opaque swan]

It's missing the knuckle guard and the vented heat shield seems fictional

[craggy bough]

Like Fubuki

But regardless

[little lagoon]

Hope she's usable

[craggy bough]

Cheerleader Hibiki

[hollow shard]

Are there any Collab in ba

[opaque swan]

The Vector also uses the wrong stock.

[craggy bough]

Dokomademo dokomademo

[little lagoon]

There's the hatsune miku one

[hollow shard]

Monika what are you doing

[opaque swan]

Breakdown some inaccuracies

Infinity Ward pls fix

[little lagoon]

[little lagoon]

Lmao, real

[craggy bough]

Get "dokomademo"ed

[opaque swan]

Is that a sterling

[little lagoon]

That halo is wild

[unique lantern]

Imagine you see a child holding a fucking pkm

[opaque swan]

Unreal

[craggy bough]

[opaque swan]

?

[craggy bough]

Now you see it

[unique lantern]

Somewhat real enough

[craggy bough]

https://tenor.com/view/misono-mika-mika-misono-blue-archive-gacha-gif-25766390

[opaque swan]

Not a chance

[craggy bough]

Mika noooooo

[opaque swan]

How could you ever stand up against a high RPM and recoil of the PKM?

[unique lantern]

The child will go flying

[opaque swan]

And so it's unrealistic, and false

[craggy bough]

[hollow shard]

Hello I'mback

[devout thunder]

Hello back
I'm ||front||

[craggy bough]

Headpat

[hollow shard]

Ayo hehehehe

[hollow shard]

Who again

[devout thunder]

[craggy bough]

Basically to one you got L2D

Atm try it on yuuka

[hollow shard]

How

[craggy bough]

Pat her head

Literally

[little lagoon]

Smack her

gently

[hollow shard]

No how do I put yuuka in the menu

[unique lantern]

Then let me try it with my nephew brb

[hollow shard]

Alright got it

[little lagoon]

Top right, the left most option

[craggy bough]

Dem thighs

[warm osprey]

That's to nfsw ur ban

[hollow shard]

Is this good enough

[little lagoon]

Damn, I dont have the yuuka fat thigh meme

[craggy bough]

Oh no
You don't have her l2d yet

Klick the phone icon

[warm osprey]

Ur ban from discord for beating a fictional women do u have any last words andrew tate follower???

[little lagoon]

Isn't she the first l2d you get

[hollow shard]

Uuhhh wtf

The momotalk?

[craggy bough]

He's not do momotalk yet

[craggy bough]

Ye
You cant skip it for l2d
Or follow the flow for epico

[hollow shard]

No

[little lagoon]

Whomst

[warm osprey]

whomst? lol

[devout thunder]

Ayo ur screen broke?

What a fictional women does to a mf

[craggy bough]

Whomst

[hollow shard]

Bruh no

[craggy bough]

Based game frfr

[hollow shard]

Eyyyy relationship stroyy

[little lagoon]

That's where you get hella crystals

[devout thunder]

I see some cracks in left ig
Or my eyes ain't good

[craggy bough]

Np i see it too

[warm osprey]

That's why he ban for smaking a fictional women

[hollow shard]

Bruhy

[devout thunder]

What bruh
Ur screen broke bcz of fictional women

[hollow shard]

What is happening

[devout thunder]

What did u expect?

[hollow shard]

What kinda robots

[little lagoon]

Sensei buying gunpla instead of food, my man

[craggy bough]

The more i see your pfp
The more i can't unsee Nonomi

[hollow shard]

Sheeesshh

The animatioonn for her getting mad

[craggy bough]

Gonna buy those gundams

[hollow shard]

She's blushing kiss me pls

[craggy bough]

[little lagoon]

[warm osprey]

Octally food is more important because without it you won't survive 🤓

[hollow shard]

In the cheeks

[little lagoon]

Eat air

[craggy bough]

Wait for he got other l2d's

[hollow shard]

Not the mouth part rn

[warm osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/48g-eating-j-pop-hungry-air-gif-10071703

[craggy bough]

Iori summer

[little lagoon]

He doesnt have the dorm thing open does he

[craggy bough]

Ye

[hollow shard]

I wanna buy a waifu pillow

Fuck gunpla I'm lonely asf

[craggy bough]

It's open in like lvl 20-40 iirc

[warm osprey]

To beat it up?

[hollow shard]

To hug it

[little lagoon]

Damn that sounds depressing

[warm osprey]

Honestly

[hollow shard]

Agahagahahgagagag the l2d looks good

How do I get hasumi l2d

[warm osprey]

But hey u do u just as long as u can pay the air bills you'll be fine

[little lagoon]

Get her to 6-8 affection

Cope

[craggy bough]

https://tenor.com/view/sunaookami-shiroko-blue-archive-pat-anime-gif-24099685

[hollow shard]

Hkw

[hollow shard]

Ohh I want her

[little lagoon]

Get the dorm thing open

[hollow shard]

She looks hot

[craggy bough]

Shiroko enjoyer

[little lagoon]

Don't uoggh

[hollow shard]

She even has a water bottle to cool her off

[hollow talon]

https://c.vxtwitter.com/PomuRainpuff/status/1573875349309489152?s=20&t=nMjyG1sdsmXc83mi128osA

[hollow talon]

[craggy bough]

Hina in the latest story tho

[little lagoon]

Don't spoil

[hollow shard]

She def?

[craggy bough]

🤝

[hollow shard]

Def?

Fuck I mean dead

[craggy bough]

No

[hollow shard]

When do I get the dorm

[little lagoon]

Just level up until it unlocks I guess

[hollow shard]

Alright

[little lagoon]

Oh you need to craft gifts to improve student affection

To get their l2d

[hollow shard]

Gifts?

[little lagoon]

Yea?

[hollow shard]

How to cradt

[little lagoon]

Isnt their a craft option in the lobby

[hollow shard]

Oh wtf the events gonna end tomorrow

[little lagoon]

Cope

You really missed out on a lot of free pulls

[hollow shard]

Omfg it crashed again

[craggy bough]

Many event Will come regardless

[opaque swan]

Also funny fact on the KRISS Vector in MW2

[hollow shard]

What?

[opaque swan]

The company of KRISS contacts Activision and asked them to make an accurate model of the KRISS Vector, but for no obvious reason they have skill issues and ignore their request.

So then they make this erroneously Vector.

[craggy bough]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-koharu-live2d-gif-25353949

[hollow shard]

Damn skill issue

[little lagoon]

The company contacted?

Sheesh

[hollow shard]

Auggghhh

[craggy bough]

This look like my gradpa drill

[opaque swan]

You might be also be wondering, this is not an MP5.

[hollow shard]

That's a gun

[opaque swan]

It's actually a mixed of two weapons; MP5A5 (identify by it's trigger group) and HK94A3 (identify by it's weapon without having a magazine paddle and lack of semi auto mode).

[hollow shard]

Interesting

[opaque swan]

So yes, this is a fucking civilian weapon used by military forces

[hollow shard]

Wait what

[little lagoon]

Time for civilians to use military weapons next

[opaque swan]

Also the vented heat shield in this Vector is modeled after airsoft

[opaque swan]

It's not permanently saled to market...

Since that civilian is not allowed to uses fire selection mode of firearms

Only semi auto

[little lagoon]

Black market it is

[opaque swan]

Under federal law, fully automatic weapons are technically legal only if made before 1986, when Congress passed the Firearm Owners' Protection Act. So it's now illegal to manufacture new automatic weapons for civilian use.

[hollow shard]

1200 for 10 pulls huh

[hollow shard]

Ohhhhh

[opaque swan]

Tbf

You actually can, like an M2 Browning

[hollow shard]

What's that?

[opaque swan]

But it takes long for background checks, waiting period, etc. Note that most civilian doesn't have any full auto firearm.

[warm osprey]

Goofy ah scream

[opaque swan]

If you pass the ATF vetting process and pay the $400 fee.

Also how did you not know an M2 Browning?

[hollow shard]

Uh idk

I just don't know

[opaque swan]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M2_Browning

[hollow shard]

Ohh wtf

It's a machine gun

I didn't expect that it was a fucking machine gun

[opaque swan]

Bruh

[hollow shard]

Bruh

[devout thunder]

this would be a good YTP thumbnail

[craggy bough]

[devout thunder]

hmmm...

[hollow shard]

Beuh

[craggy bough]

[devout thunder]

[hollow shard]

I wanna gacha

[craggy bough]

[devout thunder]

[hollow shard]

No gacha yet I'm so sad

[little lagoon]

[hollow shard]

I wanna fill my gambling addiction

[terse sage]

Red tide lasagna

[devout thunder]

The Holy Judah discovered in Sumeru?

[devout thunder]

https://youtu.be/m0XYSKBXYMU

red tide irl

[little lagoon]

Genshit and Honkek connected?!?! 🤯

[terse sage]

Gayshit staymad

[opaque lark]

lasagna of dead 💀

[opaque swan]

Lazy trigger discipline.

[unique lantern]

DONT DRINK IT, BREATH YOU MF BREATH

[warm osprey]

Pause?

[little lagoon]

[devout thunder]

[devout thunder]

I'm breathing, what do you mean?

[little lagoon]

Get destroyed claude lmao

[warm osprey]

I think i remember play that game..

[opaque lark]

its guardian tales

[warm osprey]

YEP i remembered playing it along time ago

[warm osprey]

It was fun but sadly my phone is getting full gonna save it for wethering waves and honkai star rails too

[versed badge]

didnt guardian tales got shafted hard by it's dev team or smth

[little lagoon]

How

[devout thunder]

[devout thunder]

Mind explaining?

[opaque lark]

buy those 256gb phone

[devout thunder]

Poco F4

[versed badge]

something something drama

[little lagoon]

Damn, I dont remember any gtales drama

[opaque lark]

its good now tho

[little lagoon]

All I know is that the devs give a lot of shit

[opaque lark]

only thing i hate is wep banner and farming shard for 5* rank

[warm osprey]

Mhm i will mr flash bang ty

[devout thunder]

The fans:

[little lagoon]

Lmao cope

[opaque lark]

the fans when they spend tons of gems pulling fp then get it for free in world clear pass later

[little lagoon]

Bro, don't bring it up again

I mileaged her back then only to get her for free

[opaque lark]

10 hero crystal for you

[dusk night]

Liv

[unique lantern]

Me who got 3 oghma's in one free 10 pull

[little lagoon]

Poghma

[unique lantern]

Gigaghma

[atomic lantern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946721308148920371/1023471709094936576/RDT_20220924_1335066772048703544180072.jpg?width=409&height=637

[crystal jay]

[devout thunder]

[supple oasis]

[supple oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867784007802421278/1023560317344694292/FB_IMG_1664002117319.jpg

[hollow talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/637272068878106625/1023320211245510695/Michael_Rosen_On_Planes.mp4

[night pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/716902707880919107/1023560966383874159/music_2.mp4

[unique lantern]

D U M B F A C E

[lean shell]

I'm sad

[little lagoon]

Good

[opaque swan]

The AR-57 shouldn't have the AR-15 styled charging handle

[devout thunder]

Let's get higher!

[devout thunder]

@cold marsh

[fathom grail]

@inner crater

[supple oasis]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO

[devout thunder]

PTT 11.12

[unkempt ore]

Is like P90 but look like M4

[supple oasis]

GO DOWN

[devout thunder]

Go up

[opaque swan]

Yes

[supple oasis]

NO

[unkempt ore]

Well What do you expect

[devout thunder]

Kinda odd to put it in the "SMG category"

Yeah, I just tried the open beta

[unkempt ore]

You not play beta
How the hell you know

[unkempt ore]

How did you?

[devout thunder]

lol

[devout thunder]

Of?

[unkempt ore]

The only thing i care about gunsmith 2.0 is
How many cursed gun i can build?

[unkempt ore]

MW2

[devout thunder]

CoD: MWII (2022)

Oh
Yeah

[subtle prism]

Not even a single 4 star servant...
Kurumi was telling the truth when he said "welcome to hell"

[devout thunder]

I think u shared image of open beta on steam right?

[little lagoon]

I see food

[devout thunder]

Seafood

[devout thunder]

Nah

[supple oasis]

nerf xcraft pls

[devout thunder]

Sir
Ain't there 5* card or something on bottom left?

[supple oasis]

go below 11 ptt pls

[devout thunder]

Xcraft.exe

[subtle prism]

Those are craft essences

[devout thunder]

I am mistaken then

[supple oasis]

[unkempt ore]

@devout thunder MP5 still annoying as always @devout thunder

[subtle prism]

Servants are different

[devout thunder]

Ya

[devout thunder]

Oh

[subtle prism]

[knotty ridge]

Oh you'll get a 4 star servant eventually in your like 1000 pulls

[devout thunder]

Have you tried the beta yourself?

[knotty ridge]

[unkempt ore]

Yea

[knotty ridge]

Welcome to the worst gacha hell

[subtle prism]

Truly the embodiment of hell

Love every bit of it

[unkempt ore]

Only thing i don't like is TPP mode

[devout thunder]

[knotty ridge]

You now know the happiness when this happens

Specially if the servant is actually Useful

[subtle prism]

I was deeply mistaken when i thought "it will be fine"

Im still gonna play doe

[knotty ridge]

Btw as you actually didn't got the best f2p saber in existence now

You shall and it's a must ! Get Santa Karna from this Christmas

[unkempt ore]

@devout thunder

[knotty ridge]

[subtle prism]

[knotty ridge]

Santa karna does unga bunga damage but you need someone like Castoria or Skadi to back him up

Good luck with that too

[subtle prism]

Well i did complete fuyuki

[knotty ridge]

GOOD

Now save the fucking pieces of Diamond we get

SQs i mean

SAVE THEM

[little lagoon]

No, use every last one

[subtle prism]

So ig im ready for that event you were telling me ab-

[knotty ridge]

And blast those SQs on Next year January when Saber Wars 2 rerun comes @subtle prism

[subtle prism]

I just used like 30...

[knotty ridge]

[subtle prism]

[knotty ridge]

Space Ishtar
A must have
Must be atleast np 2

Pretty hard to pull s a f2p

Cuz she's a 5 star servant

[devout thunder]

Santa Karna?

More like Santa Claus

[subtle prism]

I didn't even get 4 star servant, i can just wonder how hard it gonna be to pull a 5 star

[knotty ridge]

But if you have him at NP 2
Then you can next target Koyanskaya of Light and Buster loop with her

Btw Space Ishtar can use NP on any type of card

[subtle prism]

Ayo?

[knotty ridge]

Sometimes it's like 1 pull one 5 star (happened to me as well)
Sometimes it's your normal mald in banners
Sometimes it becomes impossible

[opaque lark]

padoru karna

[subtle prism]

So far it looks impossible to me , its still worth giving a try tho

[knotty ridge]

Not ayo

She can change the card type of her NP with this skill

Basically
She loops with Skadi (Quick support)
She loops with Castoria (Arts support)
She loops with Koyanskaya of Light (Buster support)

[subtle prism]

Looping queen

[lucid escarp]

You started fgo?

[subtle prism]

Yea

[opaque lark]

early christmas

[devout thunder]

Who even play COD on Third Person?

[knotty ridge]

This is Santa karna

[lucid escarp]

Damn, which ones did you pull in the banners?

[knotty ridge]

Gotta be badass af

[subtle prism]

Only Herc, so far

[knotty ridge]

I'm surprised he didn't got a single 5 star servant in his 90SQs

Like HEH

I clearly remember beginners luck hits hard in fgo

[lucid escarp]

Gacha hell, no?

[knotty ridge]

[dire olive]

https://tenor.com/view/karna-fate-grand-order-lostbelt-fgo-gif-21583294

[knotty ridge]

Gosh my luck was good then

[subtle prism]

[knotty ridge]

He refunds his NP gauge like Vergil tbf

[lucid escarp]

Well, herc is good enough. You'll just need to save and get muramasa

[knotty ridge]

If you know you know

@lucid escarp no

Dude ?

[lucid escarp]

:(

[knotty ridge]

SPACE ISHTAR IS AROUND THE CORNER

[subtle prism]

Just remember im not the luckiest guy when it comes to gachas

[knotty ridge]

LITERALLY

[lucid escarp]

It's muramasa man. Shirou face

[knotty ridge]

No chance he'll get Castoria

[lucid escarp]

Fair enough. Although there would be another castoria banner next year

[knotty ridge]

3

But she'll be on rateup with other servants

Basically 50/50

Single Rateup is better

[lucid escarp]

There would be... a lot of servants to save for. And next year will have free ssr so

And free SR in two years

[subtle prism]

Time to wait 1 year for a free ssr ig

[opaque lark]

free ssr ?

[lucid escarp]

Well, yeah

The anniversary gives free ssr of choice

[knotty ridge]

@subtle prism you have one SSR ticket available for you already

Go to your shop and see

[subtle prism]

Wait what

[knotty ridge]

Yes

[lucid escarp]

What are you talking about

[knotty ridge]

@lucid escarp yes

[lucid escarp]

What

[knotty ridge]

The free SSR ticket

[opaque lark]

[knotty ridge]

Starter boost

[lucid escarp]

Didn't that expire?

Oh wait...
Nevermind I get it

[knotty ridge]

Yes but it got added to the game permanently for new players

They can pick a SSR after Fuyuki

[subtle prism]

Can you guide me?

[knotty ridge]

@subtle prism go to shop

And send SS to us

I'll show you the ticket place

[lucid escarp]

Holy shit, I did not know that. Pretty nice of them, ngl

[night pawn]

top one

[lucid escarp]

I wonder which one you'll choose

[knotty ridge]

Scroll down

I guess it's below Pure Prism shop

[warm osprey]

Uh- this quest is hella sad

[lucid escarp]

Also man, shiki tohno is such man

[subtle prism]

So now what?

[night pawn]

top one

[opaque swan]

https://youtu.be/uf5KZSADDhg

[night pawn]

exchange event items

[opaque swan]

It's obviously quite unbiased.

[knotty ridge]

Wow
Did they seriously
Didn't Implemented the thing same as jp

[night pawn]

there should be a shop where you can get the ssr

[warm osprey]

Not only that but the song is way to peaceful that i actually slept through it the whole time-

[night pawn]

only if you have the ticket though

[knotty ridge]

They added the free SSR in for beginners in 5th anni

But NA didn't got ?

WHAT THE

[subtle prism]

Im actually confused rn

[knotty ridge]

@subtle prism you didn't got it

[lucid escarp]

As I believe, it was temporary

[knotty ridge]

Basically
They forgot about it in na

[subtle prism]

There's nothing to exchange it event exchange

[night pawn]

welp

[lucid escarp]

Get the ssr to first ascension and 5 bond, and you'll keep it.

[night pawn]

looks like no free ssr for you

[lucid escarp]

As always

[lucid escarp]

Well, there would be one next anniversary

We all know the correct choice is seibah

[subtle prism]

[night pawn]

i just want my np2 enki

they rarely throw enki banners anymore

[lucid escarp]

Hmm, maybe with fate strange fake announcement, we'll get an enki banner now

[knotty ridge]

No

If you ask

The only choice is Waver

Since

WAVER IS THE SUPPORT EVERYONE NEEDS

[lucid escarp]

For the meta, yeah but look man, I'll choose what I like more

[knotty ridge]

Who's castoria when you have the Ishkandar Simp

[knotty ridge]

It's better to use the ticket you get for the first time for the servant you need
Then the second one for the servant you like

[lucid escarp]

Or maybe I'll choose someone else and choose seibah alter from the sr ticket

[lucid escarp]

Well, looks like I'll be getting waver then

Damn, no emiya kiritsugu for the sr ticket then

[subtle prism]

Why do i feel like i have been scammed

[little lagoon]

That's not just a feeling

[knotty ridge]

There's no sr ticket anymore

[lucid escarp]

Well, it what it is

[knotty ridge]

Or else i would have went for Salter my love

[lucid escarp]

Didn't jp get one recently?

We'll have to wait for a while but we'll get that one... right?

[knotty ridge]

Did they ?

[lucid escarp]

Yes

[subtle prism]

Its reality , harsh reality

[knotty ridge]

But i didn't got

[lucid escarp]

25 million campaign download

It's difficult to choose from...

[knotty ridge]

Ah

SEKKAKU NO CHANCE DA

holy shit

I'm using Genshin dialogues

[night pawn]

oh, bob is in the ticket pool

[knotty ridge]

MY BRAIN HAS STARTED TO ROT

[knotty ridge]

You know what
I need both Gorgon and Stheno

If i get them
My snek harem will be done

[lucid escarp]

The genshin anime news really hit hard hih

[knotty ridge]

Yo

[lucid escarp]

I need quite a few sadly. Kerry, Emiya alter and salter

[knotty ridge]

I can go for Demiya

[wispy raft]

sigh failed 2 of my ssr targets this year

[knotty ridge]

Demiya basically the second best ST archer after Chloe

[lucid escarp]

Damn, which ones

[wispy raft]

Roma and Himiko

[lucid escarp]

Yep, but there is salter.....

[opaque lark]

we are romaaa

[lucid escarp]

Hmm I skipped both, honestly

[knotty ridge]

I'm going for Space Ishtar

Then Koyanskaya

[wispy raft]

praise the sun pose intensifies

[knotty ridge]

I'll leave my wife alone next year
And even my 2 imouto and 1 dog

[knotty ridge]

I hate bugs so that's a skip

[wispy raft]

Skip who?

[knotty ridge]

Bugs

Oberon

Aka Mothman

[lucid escarp]

Ah obesus

[wispy raft]

I am skipping all of the LB6 servants

[knotty ridge]

Ill skip Oberon, Morgan, Melusine, Baobah Sith, Barghest

[wispy raft]

Same

[knotty ridge]

I kinda wanted Melusine

Cuz you known

My obsession with Dragons

[wispy raft]

Melusine won't be a priority for me

My priority is koyanskaya and summer kama

[knotty ridge]

My next year priority is Space Ishtar np2 and Koyanskaya

Just ends there

[wispy raft]

Nah not worth because of Ibuki

Summer Ibuki I mean

[knotty ridge]

I figured something
Ibuki will die easily Space Ishtar wont

She got both chonky HP and chonky damage with consistency

And she's not a zerk

[lucid escarp]

I'll skip them all... except for morgan

[knotty ridge]

But yeah
If you ask me
I'm kinda thinking of skipping Space Ishtar

[wispy raft]

Actually they are the same...normal damage when hit by crits is still enough to kill lol

[knotty ridge]

Cuz you know
KAMA IS VERY CULTURED

[unique lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-cooperation-solaire-dark-souls-dark-souls1-gif-20298308

[lucid escarp]

And kama has no rerun soo

[knotty ridge]

Ah yes

Next target is Koyanskaya

Well
If i get Koyanskaya then I'll probably won't even need Space Ishtar

You know i have a nuke in my inventory

[wispy raft]

Muramasa, koyanskaya and summer kama top priority

[lucid escarp]

Same

With muramasa being at the top of the list

[wispy raft]

I will still try and get saber Ibuki tho

[lucid escarp]

After that, morgan, summer ibuki and summer skadi

[wispy raft]

Personally... Not gonna deny that Morgan is great...but out of the LB6 banners. I only want Barghest and Melusine.

[lucid escarp]

Oh yeah, definitely. Everyone has preferences

[little lagoon]

He was pure cringe in the event, but the girls got his back

[tame surge]

how strong is guardian tales Beth?

[little lagoon]

Can destroy the world

At least the spoiler form

[tame surge]

[little lagoon]

Lmao, get c*cked

[unkempt ore]

nice cosplay

[thick cargo]

Not as strong as the savior

[tame surge]

who

[thick cargo]

Idk

The dude name is literally savior

[quasi abyss]

https://giant.gfycat.com/DelectableEsteemedBassethound.mp4

[hollow talon]

https://twitter.com/rednosewonder/status/1573438971644084224?s=46&t=toZ2ORNtMIljl2cBX6NslA

🔴RedNoseWonder🔴 (@RedNoseWonder)

THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN LMFAOOOO

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[undone marsh]

This is why it’s so hard to get Kevin kaslana playable

[little lagoon]

[knotty ridge]

@lucid escarp wanna see something