#Squirtle Squad
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@dire vale damn washizus story is fucked up
I will check it out in a bit
Waiting for my food to arrive xd
Isnt there a area in the water where the water is all purple? I Is that in that area?
Well
Guess I have a lot to explore still xd
I opened all the chests in liyue lol
i can gaurantee you that you did not open all the chests in liyue
there are not only 800
im done all of liyues achievements and even i havent opened every chest
Oh wtf...
i only knew i was done inazuma bc i used the map
Lasagna
I gonna try to chest hunt today
Me timmy
AGREEGE
Throw seeds at Birds all day
timmy has no father 

idk childe is rich
oh zhongli
hes just chilling
doing his own thing
your nation getting wrecked? so what
@hybrid pawn time to redeem the doublers 
KEK
Las malding rn
@dim goblet did you finish the david and goliath achievement
i cant figure it out
ive paralyzed the ruin grader so many times
and it doesnt complete
also i cant kill the maguu kenki when its taunting me
madge
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@hybrid pawn
its time
c6 baal 
donate pls
Time for your bf to gift u xd

Rip
Mh, why rip?
true
unless they don't have money for it
i loaned basically all of my money to my best friend 
i have like 50 bucks now until she pays me back

i get it back in two weeks tho
yay?
yey
I mean, you already dont have that much money though? I wouldnt borrow it then
yeah but i'm going home so i don't really need it
and she always pays me back exactly when she says she does
i don't like getting free stuff i was joking about donating anyway
As long as you get it back, thats fine then
yeaa she always did so far 
i mean if she didnt now shed probably have a good reason too 
uhh if she doesn't it's whatever tbh
yayyy
liyue has like 1000+ chests 
some of my areas are at like only 30%
which map do u use guys
Even though this is easy, its not even worth the time xd
teyvat
interactive
map

like we said when u start
The official one
ty beemo
Is that a monthly thing?
Every 6 weeks
hu tao cute
Dang that fowl looking pretty tempting
makes more sense once you read it from left to right
susge
I need to finish this 
"v2.1 events and 1st Anniversary rewards
Total of 23 pulls will be given out
- x2270 Primogems
- x10 Fate" Not that much for Anniversary and events :c
That’s only the first half
It's rather common
They make it a kind of "festival" in a sense
It keeps retention time active
And lets them balance the second lot of rewards based on feedback from the first
Xinyan kinda has potential as a Eula support
I guess?
I mean Xinyan reduces Phys resistance
Okay I have an idea
Xinyan
===
- ...no. Just no. Xinyan has no real practical use for Eula outside of nuke comps due to abysmal shield toughness and uptime.
This is the official opinion
That my C5 Xinyan isn't useless
Has she ever made a cameo in the game at all
Budget Noelle?
T r u e
i didnt do it
ohhh ohh
thought u mean challenger
i just permafreezed them and killed them
try to kill the mobs who are lowest first to get more time, 
oh
lol
idk if its even worth doing
not huge rewards
im just in it for the primos
yeah true primos are the most important
in the last event i only bought the primos and the books
cause the event was so boring
I got 3 Sayu, 2 Diona, and 1 Xinyan in 37 pulls
Current event is easy so far, but not worth do to it again for 4 cores
I got 1 Sayu, 2 Diona and 1 Xin in 31 rolls
and a Lion's Roar
Oh wait
Add a lions roar to mine too
@wise bramble c1 Sayu and C2 Diona are great btw
If you are willing to take risks
That’s why I said if you are willing to take risks
Sayu C1 is one of the best in the game
You don’t have to pull if you don’t want to
I’m just giving you options to be aware of
I’m not pushing you to make any decisions
Like Id def like to have C2 Diona because I am using her
But Id be so sad if I got the 5* xD
How often do they rotate the 4* anyway?
But what if you lose the 50/50
If I lose the 50/50
I prob can still pull for her again as long as I dont go into hard pity in both pulls
Oh u mean on this banner
Last time Diona appeared was 36 weeks ago
Holy shit
In how many pulls
But even if I pull now, there is no promise I get her
I will just wait for her next banner
i did like 45 pulls on event
Are Sara cons good?
You will probably pull her off banner before, she’ll probably be back next year in 2.4

Hard to say without playing her, but they look decent enough
Not nearly as insane as Benny C1 or Sayu C1
i wanna ar 45 
no you don’t
yes i do
Artifact farming is very painful
I just wanted to do a 10 pull
yeah but i'm running out of stuff to do 

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@dire vale
circlet bg
Dead 
so SS is better than proto archaic
but proto archaic is the best f2p
does that mean the only way to get a better weapon for diluc is thru gacha
its not better tho
haha...
we use bloodtainted greatsword like chads trust
easy r5

Mora?
You mean primos?
Oh, I didnt even see, I wasnt wearing my glasses xd
OMEGALUL
Instead of this random new artifact box
They should have given us a crafting thing which changes the main stat
x.x
agreege
No that’s too generous of them 
whatever this isnt that great anyways right
but 4pc cw is just so op on diluc
maybe if im lucky enough to get a pyro goblet with good stats in cw...
lol
My Pyro goblets are terrible, legit only hp, def and maybe flat attack
smoge
fuck i do too much dmg to the maguu kenki
im trying for the stupid achievement 
get a weaker team agreege
crimson witch
@reef muralwhat AR are u
higher than u
probably lol
what ar 
42
yeah
No lol
Its the same lol
Just condensed is 40 instead of 20 and saves time and gives double rewards since its twice the resin used
why cant childe have a better ultimate
if he can turn into the foul legacy transformation
thatd be so much cooler
Basically just use condensed whenever you can imo, crystaflies are easy to farm and you're not wasting resin
So feel free to use it on leylines, weapon ascension, talent materials
Whatever you please
yeah i have 50 something of these crystal cores
Just make them whenever then, you cant use them for bosses though
ohh alright thanks, didnt know that

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Me neither

I liked it when I go bald
depends on the guy really
but zhong li though

"i dont like long hair on men"
SUSGE
the flower and the feather both double def...
lucky condensed
that's not what i consider long
zhonglis hair is rlly long
wat
if you dont like people who look like shit then you dont like people who look like shit
so close and yet so far
IM ROLLING IT STRAIGHT TO 20 IDGAF

OMEGALUL
Copium
trust trust
It depends on if you are using Engulfing Lightning or not
Not unless I get it in 10 pulls but there's always this baby
and I'll prob be using this one on Baal
although it's going to look goofy as fuck on her that's kinda sad

You probably won’t go ER stack with that build
wait now that I think about it
why did I even roll an ER goblet when she's prob going to scale better with Electro Damage


There is no such thing as an ER goblet
You rolled an ER sands
kek
kek

more like Xiangling 
Thats great for Bennett and Diluc
bennet susge
what does benny even build
dont u just stack attack and chill
some healing bonus
Universe hates me
I didnt do my dailies yesterday and I still need Ayaka Artifacts
Las perception of artifacts warped because he doesn't do them


I just want a crit dmg circlet :/
Or I have to change my Cyro goblet to the one I got from the blizzard set even though the substats are awful and just use a off-piece circlet
But none of my crit dmg circlets even has any good sub stats either >.<
Is this your Baal funds
yes
Engulfing too?
Are the Baal constelations leaked somewhere?

Yes
Just look her up on honey impact
You should reread what he said
i think you get it R5 yeah
but idk if you get that AND the fish R5
im getting the catch too because I don't see the point in ER Fish 
Sayu weapon I guess 
but i think the catch is the easy one to get and the fish you have to grind?
i think i heard something like that i might be bsing
Pog
you should reread what he said 
if fail event banner, then use event wep

then why u ask that
idk about you guys but are any of you malding at the lack of genshin anniversary rewards
like ONLY TEN WISHES
and a top up reset which only benefits the p2ws
genshin: "abundant resources"
also genshin: two bird eggs
No
thats not the genshin anniversary reward tho is it
Because they said there will be more rewards later


thats really vague tho
and thats like saying you can get 13 wishes worth of primos from the new regions/events
idk
maybe im wrong
Anyone wanna buy me bp?
Well leakers said there would be better rewards than moonchase
LOL SAME

bean spends thousands on action figures
but no
wont spend $10 on bp 
If you PayPal me 15 dollars
XD
lmaooo
i rolled to lose on the yoi banner and i lost
and got mona for my ayaka pogg
but more important, i spent those 45 wishes in order to get a diona
instead got a c2 sayu -.-
imagine not being f2p
In 45 wishes
-.-
I also got Xinyan, lions roar, and bell
"these arent action figures" coleman

theyre highly rendered plastic objects that have lights coming from the bottom
ok nvm theyre action figures

@cunning compass what is the resale value of those action figures
How much did you buy it fir
950
Ok
sheeesh
now sell it
They aren’t action figures

They are investments
XD

Yes
i want to sell my pokemon cards from when i was a kid
Give em to me
but like its too much of a hassle if no one buys all of them at once
Target stopped selling them
honestly havent checked in awhile
well if you want them ill sell for like 60% of market cuz i really just dont want them anymore XD
Should I level my wep to 90 @dim goblet
Imma level up talents first
what AR are you guys
42
55
on NA?
oh wait can you have multiplce accts on one email
if you play on a different server?
Yes
oh huh
But you start anew
51 here
i guess i start an eu one just in case i get a better roll who knows its too much work
tbh
ar 50 took me 2 months lmao
thats what im saying tho, i wouldnt really ever have/need a multi unless i got like 20 5* in my first ten pull kekw
i play na
632762847
what an eu moment
kk
sheeesh diluc and jean bean
also what happened to diluc
he used to be super good and now everyone shit talks him
lmao just started my eu acct
lol
"your journey ends here outlanders"
the music kinda poggin tho
we're gonna be lumine in this lifetime
im not sure
screen legit just freezes
lemme show u my 2 account
one i pulled with aether on NA
the other lumine on NA
diluc and jean
you have two accts? kekw
imagine having a multi
that standard is smoge kek
i think my next 5* is guaranteed a character
pog
so hopefully a dps

ye
even if its the story one?
oh ok
it should give a remaining chances count
wait does anyone know how many wishes you get from starting a new acct by what ar
u get 20 no?
Now is probs a good time to start a new acc with anniversary around the corner
lmao im doing the tutorial
dont tempt me dawn
You get essentially double the dps, and their damage is split over 2 characters
and i forgot that you dont start with glider
so i just jumped off the fucking cliff
@dire vale what do u mean double the dps
thats assuming i do the same out of dps as lasagna
two people are attacking it at the same time
instead of 1
thats not double
Ehhhh
thats like
It averages out
Even better though ur doing more than 2x average
hmmm
alright whatever i shouldnt play again
my mental kinda ehh for tft
@cunning compass logging on
not rn
lol
or i mean u can
lol
lemme use condensed
shoud i
or should i save it
@hybrid pawn
its easily craftable no?
wait really?
@hybrid pawn nvm
dont join

you can only use it on domains that cost 20 for the normal rewards
:c
yeah
lol
you cant
i just realized lol
@dire vale it’s not quite like that
The bosses get +50% HP
And deal 10% more damage to you
Ye I'm saying that the 50% hp is to account for the increase in overall dos
In duo co op
Dps
Ye
lasagna taking my mats
And the 10% damage increase is to account for that damage being split over multiple characters
wait you only get 10 fates from the opening sequence
how do people reroll why waste so much time for 10 rolls XD
kek
You can get it down to 40 minutes?
But yeah it’s generally kinda shite
i got my 10 rolls in less than 40 min
but like
such a low odds
and if youre only rolling 10... something about the math and statistics doesnt check out lmao
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@reef muraldid u find the secret crab island already

Oh neat Yoimiya has voicelines about Klee
keep dreaming
anybody wanna help me with azhada
imagine if theres a duck hunting event
5000 primogens last one day
hunt 100 duck
nothing happened
make it all birds
way to go Aether..
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Weekly bosses?
Yep

It’s basically
4* for 2 less wishes
But u also miss out on building pity
hmm i'm only at like 10 pity anyway i think
Lol
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Bean when he’s AR46
So far not the worst for a feather on a 4pc SF set
When Baal hits and Ganyu rerun appears
That moment I have to upgrade trash artifacts
I don't care about fun I only care about Gliding View and Big Numbers
because I dont have any space left
so eula and ganyu are waifus
artifact recycler
To what though, Noblesse is the only one, I guess
I got enough decent Gladiator pieces
Nah that’s for melt
I mean it still depends doesn't it
Blizzard Slayer for ganyu
That being said
Blizzard Strayer is the go to freeze one
Ganyu w/ Xiangling is probably the best Ganyu comp
for the perma melt?
Primarily for current abyss where there are a bunch of opponents that can't be frozen
Ganyu Amber combo 
Perma melt tho ye
Cant I use that on full support Bennett?
I got C2 Bennett
Oh well nvm then
Gogo
It'd be good on Sayu too if you have VV slots for everything else
wtf
hazana saeidan
Flower go brrr

it's fine bennett scales with hp 
Id legit pay 100€ for a crit dmg circlet for my Ayaka or Keqing btw
Just the main stat
I take double def as sub stat, too
i mean if you want to do resin refills you can actually pay that
i was about to say this is good for kokomi but
she can't crit

KEK
What Artifacts would u even go for Kokomi
Prob Maiden Beloved and Heart of Deapth, no?
I have no idea
but it's going to be a pain to farm for a unit that can't use 2 stats
any piece that rolls into crit is isntantly a dead stat
Woudl have been much neater if crit rate and crit damage attributed to healing bonus
I think they are going to give some sort of conversion























