Black Mesa: University -The Ratte Part(1/2)

[velvet valley]

Mechanic-Here you go, Mr.Toppat Brand new Ratte!
Toppat-Great.Is the rest of the suit stored separately?
Mechanic-Nope. That's everything.
Toppat -Everything other than...
Mechanic -That's the whole suit.
Toppat -Not including the...
Mechanic -Okay, I don't know what you're doing.
Toppat-is that possible charge suit?
Mechanic-Oh, it doesn't have one.
Toppat-....
Mechanic -Don't worry. We've done extensive testing.
Toppat-...., Mechanic-It's perfectly safe.
Toppat-No, that's like 90% safe at most.
Mechanic-It's fine, I promise.
Toppat -Black Mesa has rivers of radioactive acid.
Everywhere
My department is called "Anomalous Materials"...and later today we'll be working with something called an anti-mass spectrometer.Those all have one thing in common, other than potential lawsuits......and that is how much I want to keep them away from my head.
Mechanic-I can assure you that we won't be doing any experiments involving radioactive acid-
Toppat-Then why is it there?
Mechanic -These suits have never had Charge option to reshield it, you're acting you've never seen one before.
Toppat -So you're seriously telling me that the suit of armor we specifically designed to allow someone to survive in an otherwise unsurvivable situation...protects every part of the body except the one that came up with that idea?
Toppat take off list I mean it's called the Landdkreaazzzer P. 1000 Ratte....who did that?
Mechanic-I voted against it
Toppat-If I rode a motorcycle wearing only that suit I'd be breaking the law in 20 states...and you want me to wear it into a room where we shoot poorly aimed lasers at a rock, to try and tear apart the fabric of reality.
Mechanic-Mr.Toppat please. We're the number one research facility in the entire country.
We know how to use safety equipment
Toppat-.....
Fine.

[dawn belfry]

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