#general
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a nuke?
Plot eraser
You died and lost 30,336,698.7 coins!
gulp
i hate that my bank can only store 50m
upgrade it
So wise kiee
tyty
i need like bajillion gold collection
then get gold
@hushed eagle will help
should i get gold minions maybe
anywant wants vanguard corpse? or can hold for me so i can buy key
im doing commisions for now
hello hello
KAGUYAA
W anime
REAL
I just submitted a request for fig armor upgrade and fighew upgrade ill give rep lmk if you acceot it
@elder heart why ur game in rotation another piece of media with abnormal familial relations
Mowi
no
Im gonna touch you
Yes
wow.
☝️
do i max out mining speed or spread first?
im scared now
You better
:3
you're evil mowi
do you lose god pot effects if you die without a cookie
yep
i need a drag lobby im iman
whats the best crop to farm if im just starting farming? for money and exp
no

nuh uh
what mod can i use insead of NEU for newer version?
Correct
Lie
Like lavender
No lie
Yes lie
Im the evilest
I dont
yea u do
Mmm yum
erm
idk whats in my games in rotation
is it umi
make a donation ticket in #support-tickets
to claim it
a staff will revivew and ping u to claim it when they are ready
You do
will i get banned for playing w vpn bcs my school has managed to block hypixel servers 😭
from memory, if ur above like hypixel lvl 21 u should be good
oh fairs i think im like lvl 40 is there any way i can check without logging in
not that i know of
alright ty tho
yw
yes
who wants dungeon advice
anyone have fig tree route waypoints they could share?
Me
THATS N OT DUNGEONS
GET OUT
okay
What is the dungeon breaker
this is general?
stfu
No that wont help
true..
so ill ask whatever i fucking want
NO YOU WONT
erm lies
someon send my gif for me
What?
if you say sorry for being mean
😭
IM NOT MEAN
This is trur
u are
Hai moowical
No shes not
what gif
the rift is perfect and i will argue with anyone about it (because I'm bored)
NO
yes!
Theres a reason ur sb level is low
I love the rift
You smell
there is! I have a life!
Like flowers
❤️
you're welcome
@rancid smelt would you rsther be deaf, blind or a woman
a woman isn;t a bad thing
So you hate blind and deaf people?
is there anyone perchance selling dragons lair coords i wanna get the achievement for greg
How to bypass bazaar insta sell warning?
@lofty shore i wanna end it after this ranked session -1k elo 1 game before l1😭
Brawl stars am i right
A woman
Yea fair
is hypixel down?
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idk but i cant connect
me to
uh
Not really no
is hypixel down ?
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think so it says failed to authenticate for me
same
same
yeah
sell whole inv or sell whole sack
blind
but no one knows who duck is anymore
anyone else having log in issues?
yes
failed to authenticate connection
yuh
bruh duck is more cool who cares if anyone knows or not
ur the duck
and sara
im having it too
hypixel down?
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an unoffical down detector has a spike over the last 30mins in reports
so im guessing its down in some regions
Oh why not a woman
I m too scared of them
what if they can go in inter dimeonisal space or smth its scary
it's perfect because it's weird
I dont think they can
So you prefer weird people over normal ones?
still too scary to be a woman icl
i am weird people
Yea i get that but rather that than blind or deaf imo
ic
Hi weird people im mowi
and not my point, my point is that the rift is supposed to be weird
hallooo
HELLO
i tryied to log on put some pends in forge before i leave again and i cant 
im tryna get the shens auction 😭
try cloudflare
servers be bugging
cba to do all dat for sb
Fr
as per
also if i have to add enouter detour for my internet am gona hit 5300ms
fix your servers hypixel
🫡
sry i will fix it later
too lazy to do thaat
hop on wyncraft for today i got 1 day to play
ty 🥰

why is a duck on the swing
I love you Mowi
cuz its having fun 
no i dont allow it
i wonder why
sara gonna come if u do that
how do you get them
do i need 45 million roles like you
never!
Any1 else having trouble joining hypixel?
ye
Yep
time to study then D:
is it down?
cotm/cntom/potm/staff/discord supreme/server subs/crown/divine give them
whats goin on with hypixel
and some special ones
is it me or the servers are dead
why cant i join
read
sry i hacked them need to rat some people
pls ping me when you done hacking then
i cannot either
👍
what is the uptade comming
u cant join cuz i dont want u guys to get in the wave and get ur acc wipe
xd
bro i need to bid the clover helmet
its ending in 2hrs
oh
I want you Mowi
LMAO
fix
btw do we nkow when guardian slayer comming? ih been saving for a long time atp
nope
i should buy sth else atp
how much money u saving
not long enough
Can I get compromise if I am using prism and downloading mods from modrinth
Please anyone can tell me
is hypixel STILL down
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idk if i sell the shit am keeping my money at rn
idk how much i got
@lucid girder i needa buy a locket how to log on
idk man the only fix i mainly know is cloudflare
Naw keep it down
and if not working than idk
clove
Mowi
what on clouflare it has like 43 gazilion features?
how can you betray me?
Wha
what
it is mainly used as a vpn
but to protect
Anyone else not able to join?
hypixel use it too
so just a vpn? arent hose banable?
hey i cant find a worm fishing spot and is hypixel down i cant join?
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yo everyone is having server issues rn, right?
yes
nah i dont see anyone getting ban form it
i cant join for shit
k ima go figure out how to set it up
just for u guys imma log out and see if i can log in
but where tf do i find a worm fishin spot?!
i had a friend who got security banned for using a vpn. he was unbanned 3 days after but i heard the 3rd security ban is permament or smth
he probably was doing smth
yaee
or was in admins eyes
nope
same here
same
same
same
same
lovely no?
Same
same
weird
🔥
Same
so what we doing
its lagpixel 🙂
T_T
uh dont think so, else he wouldnt have been unbanned by admins. pretty sure they just do security bans when ur ip location changes to a completely different side of the world to prevent hackers from stealing stuff on hypixel while they are on ur account
admins sleeping
i have done this alot more times than u can think
ngl this is borrin lol
u dont get ban form it unless a irl trade has been dected
if it was an irl trade, it wouldve been a boosting ban, not a security one
iirc
yea that thing too
but idk
i never got a ban of it
is dis still good coin?
i got like 600m coin gear now so idk
@copper minnow i cant even fking the god damm cnt
yo can anyone ping me when hypixel is working again?
wonder when it will be back lol
it worked for like 1 min
am I the only one who can't join the server?
we wonder when is when
and down again
i hope soon. i still gotta buy some stuff from the ice essence shop and jerrry is leaving in 2 hours i think
i got this cloudfare warp and shi setup but how do i log on sb T-T
oh noooo
JERRY?!
i need jerry bro
didnt worked for me i tried too
same lol
i just cant play rn?
ig
ye, player counts are still dropping and most people cant log in
Guys it worked for me now
]
the servers could NOT handle aatrox and cole b2b
ah so basically hypx fucked
Lol
i got kicked xd
so fking true
10k players on tho
BRO WTF
hypixel is at an all time low playercount
even chetahh cant play XD
people r able to play?
about to drop sub 10k
and that man prob got some perks w the admins lol
some
ITS WORKING
Morning
balright
@copper minnow its back pookie
no its not
w
eah jus came back lmao
thx for pinging me
yuh ofc
got my locket
guys who can send me just screen i need help takes 1 to 3min for a baby dragon strong last sales on collector hub? ill pay mils ill give 10m
nd alr logged off
.
nice
It isn't perfect
larp 🥀
I KEEP GETTING KICKED AFTER I FIND MY WORM SPOT BROOOO
Crazy tilt
Leg can’t be THAT hard
Play like 3rd week into the season it’s chill
@elder heart boo
No if I do that I get more bad randoms to try push for masters

Man I had crazy stats like 18-6 for like most of the games
Other than knockout
Looked like my teammates dipped their hands in cement
Is leg the highest or the second highest rank i forgor
3rd highest now but right now it’s mostly sweats in legendary cause beginning of season
Except I get the 10% minority of noobs
@lofty shore bro there’s wintraders in mythic as well lmao it’s crazy
Brawl stars
oh
Oh true i forgot pro
wtf brawl
Man if I had a proper team I could push masters 3 probably
Pro would require me to learn how to draft like a pro
And I’m too lazy for that
BOO @elder heart
AAHHH
Yea im getting you demlted
Is juice still alive
No juicewrld died
@rich urchin reply to my pings when smh
BOO x2
meow
Hi mylah
never
meow
Have u been pushing masters in recent seasons
icl I’m too lazy to play
I get leg in like 1h from diamond then call it a day
I recently maxed out my account too 
All p11 with sp gadget and relevant gears
Too poor to buy all gears tho
I don’t have teammates so it’s impossible if you don’t play early in the season
😭
tragic
Same
And hypercharges
what game is this
I just ban a couple brawlers
Buffies tilting the entire game on its side even tho it fixes alot of brawlers
Brawl stars
And pray my teammates have an iq higher than 50
yuck
ambigfanofyoutoo
me with league of legends and Rust 😭
My drafting is like only bad 1/10 games probably😭
is sb up yet
Lowkey if we sell our accounts
yep
Probably could make bank
ya
Do u buy brawl pass
Should buy once or twice if u wanna stay ahead
It gives abit too much resources
Also just finished this tdy
I’m too lazy to play tick and glowbert
They’re too team dependent
Nah I’m maxed as f2p
Don’t even do the boss events now
Too lazy
Lf 300?
Same
But I play if my friend asks
Since they want to fill a spot
That’s abit much
I’d play ranked if my connection wasn’t laggy
😔
It’s only smooth if I play in certain areas
And I’m only there for like 1-2h a day
Same
But I think masters push is over again
Cause my teammates have
Like 40 iq game sense
@little forge lets play m3
Ew
I hate the catacombs
@umbral peak they hate you
True
So mean of you wayne
are you a fan of vayne from league of legends?
Oh hell nah
idk what that text is
AHH
:D
Vayne so ahh
bard is so fun, mostly AP or crit/atk speed bard
@stable blaze grandma 🐈
Rift is the most boring gameplay I've had to witness
I'd rather do Eman 9 again
Than have to do rift
you are so persistent
do you have a crush on me?
holy jesus the text chatr is 14x more cringe than vc
.
skyblock down again?
same
i think it might be
right when i give the mithril :<
why did i js get kicked out of my pb
did pixel js die
is it completely down or just a crash?
tf just happend
ofc when i have day off work skypixel aint working
ts died lol
W game
time to touch grass ig
hypixel crashy
its back no need
ah yes i just came back from college and work just for this
kinda back
the grass can wait
invalid seesion my ahh
sb time >:)
is back with 76667676676767 ping
0.1 tps is good
basicly hypixel's servers are made from mud
thsoe who got nuked
Server running slower than my dead grandma 💀
whoa
w server imagine pig year + mining fiesta + 200k players on server
31k ping feels good
it isnt showing me ping at all, thats how bad it is
thats bad 😭
i thought that ping was bad during aatrox
oml
like wtf is a man supposed to do
to be able to get gold in a sunflower contest
idk. having a life is so hard
get gud
fr
like imagine managing diamond contests and a gf
3k ff easy
creazy
this is the 2nd outage today man
prolly releasing update
you need to max everything
wtf is going on im on 100k ping in the main lobby
rose dragon + max colection an all crops
i have rose drag
finally the us players can witness how its like being a eu player
gotta get crrop milestones
au player
save me
are the servers down?
u cant be saved. im sorry
if you watch hytrack you can see the player count drop by 90% like everyone was kicked
fuck
being in eu isnt THAT bad, i have 130 ping
same
trust
sorta. ~85% of players cant play
lmao my ping in au rn is like 330 on avg
I acc do have a little bit of fish on my Ironman
main hub is bugging rn
its impossible to launch sb from the main lobby
damn hub is going crazy
its fine rn
again?
2b networth and 3.2m raw cod collection 🥀
its fine again now i think
yeah its fixked
holy macro 33h on mc
Dident even nkow they make fishing macros
are for everything

ello goat
How big of a damage difference is there with lvl 200 gdrag 1b bank and lvl 100 edrag legendary
Well I leave my pc afk but the fish on my Ironman is because of minions
best crop for money right now?
technicly melon but wheat is better if your pestfarming
and pestfarming is better for money than melon?
How jacked is the server since 1.8 update
its like jordan dunking in his prime
There's 0 chance that's true 😭
lmao
uh
am the only person not able to play normally while my network is normal so is the server acting abnormal
anyone down for kuudra
can someone determine the approximate price of the lapis armor on the right?
I haven't played in a while and dont know the inflation levels so I'd be great if someone could help me out
guys what's the fastest way for an iman to make money ?? My cookie has 6 hours left and i am not near the 11m coins i need to buy another one
what stage of the game r u
put the fries in the bag lil bro
try to find lobby where ppl grind arachne if u r early game
getting the first mithril drill
level 20 something
so do arachne
find a lobby where ppl grind it and kill it
its 30 soul string so 150k per boss and the rates are something like 1 boss per minute if not faster
you will likely die a lot though so be prepared
k thx ill try
Get a cow hat first
Can anyone help me w ashfang?
good ques
like me yes
than
guys were can i find a discord were you can find a lava fishing party
yes
Yes
how long
1 month
No one opens tickets
what.
skill check?
No one opens dungeon tickets bro
✅
Or they’re at 50 million am
they do
what.
Cu I don’t get pinged
i didnt even do any tickets
the only person i tried to do
was afk
and had to unclaim
ticket ping role?
Sbz is lowkey bad for carries
I have it
cheapest and fasted
🥹💔
m1 m2 m3
i can carry m7 but idk if i can do it under the time
because it’s m1 m2 and m3 bro
I’m a dungeon rushed non
true
who tf needs carries for them
its rare
it’s shitty floores 😭
u should do sbm carries
no one needs m1 m2 m3
I Alr do
its lowkey hella money
man
how long does it take for a trap to catch a shard
unless they want collection
8m hell no
Overpriced af icl
some
actual bank
at most they get 1 run to progress through floors
Ong
;crypt akemaz
I like dungeons how could you tell
thats not
💔
dungeon rushed ngl
;crypt Dunder07
🖤
;crypt
I only play f7
again, it's free
My whole setup is networth
yk what a fh is
4:01
Shit pb I know
why dont u do m7
just be a healer
Idk
its so free
why are ratters in this server wth
was trynna sell some minions and i got contacted by someone wanting me to join a partner discord with fake link xddd
xddd
Check DMs
how many runs
Hello, when did they nerf sweep? Figstone splitter used to give 56.4 and now 36.4
holy legendary lvl pokemon
@azure garnet is weird millenial guy ugh
wheres the best spot to grind wolf?
havent played for a while and suddenly sb is 1.21. All my mods dont work. Downloaded forge 1.21 and latest releases of the mods but they still dont work. What am I supposed to do
mods such as neu, sba and sktils
prism launcher is good
get it, go to modrinth on the instance thing then search skyblock enhanced
can some1 give me some money im broke
shut up brokie
where is the eyar oft he seal thingy
The space man wants so many carrots 😭 i don't want to farm for 1000+ enchanted golden carrots
Oh my mistake
It's 10,000+ 
that is not even that bad
Even with the correction that it's 10,000?
who wants to loudmouth bass fight, /p me
I don't think the hypixel staff thought this event throu 😂
kind words
game update o-o
Be quiet brokie please
level 157 with 800m networth talking
Wow lots of rude people
)
just be earlier bro
I just wanted to make a joke that u add the please 😢
[Important] This server will restart soon: Game Update
me when i am new and still did good
Always game updates 😴
take it as a compliment

who tf r u
guessing it will be harvest feast
Hello zappinator
?
hello
why is bro defending like Alonso
if every single time a game update restart happen it was an actual update hypixel would have a trillion players
they are scamming us
they will make 500 more firesales first and then they will add aura minister items and then
they will also add another farming update
because they LOVE those artificial playtime numbers
we'll see
wtflip is this i doing f7, this random guy tps to me and just does the trap whilst im doing it
holy
roomDupeMaxxing
wtflip
not that big of deal
brptha it is
and certainly not important enough to vent in 2 chats about it
there is 2 more rooms unot unlocked
the update is admins wanted to stop my spider slayer boss 5 times in a row
i can do what i want
u dont like it?
the sun will set tonight and rise tomorrow
hes attention seeking
shush
dont mind
the guy who stole your trap room can do what he wants
ok womp womp then
maybe if you were faster he wouldnt be able to steal it
truthnuke
sure sure
can yall come and argue in the spider den i cant alt tab every 2 seconds
LOL
fairs
LMAO
just get two monitors fr
LOL
we got a random game update? or any actual content
probs some stupid pitchs
pitchs
but its tuesday 🙁 pls content
if it wasnt for songs i would have 1/3 of my playtime
i hate songs imo
no fun allowed
strawman
"I like pancakes"
"Oh so u hate waffles" ahh
he doesnt know the meta
is the COA at 0 coins consumed better then the warden helmet?
bro is smart get down to my level
sob
we should make every worse so we feel good about ourselves!
they should add extra tariffs to podcast equipment
update?
yes
you are talking while playing dungeons i dont like you anymore
🌬️
anyone want to gamble
fuh naw
yeah u give me money and then theres a chance i give it back
youd have to give back more u idiot
of course
i can give u a loan
these people cant be fr
how much
Up to 1B 20 million each day you dont pay back
How big of a dmg difference is between leg lvl 100 edrag and lvl 200 gdrag with 1b bank
not big
gdrag doesnt go hand in hand with low mp
850mp
not worth the money diff
damn you'd give me 1b
no id give u a loan
then you can consider getting gdrag
thats not gambling
we can gamble to
holy f7
too
they died 3 times
coin flip
bro changed the subject mid conversation
ill screen share ill gamble uip to 10b
boosting ban incoming
bro is DESPERATE for that money 🙏
whats boosting lmao
who is?
what u think if i dont do kuudra and do archer in dungeons, is a hype useful
I dont do m7
Im not good enough for m7
dont play anymore so want to gamble it away
the ban you will get if youd o that
hype is always useful but more likely higher level dungeons requires a term
for gambling?
so hype is nowhere as useful in mastermode
i got a term
as it is in regular dungeons
if u dont play anymore then why not just do a giveaway
for trading high amount of coins without receiving anything
And i dont find myself using hype so idk if i should sell it
then if you dont have any other priorities then yeah just go for a hype
because thats not fun?
oh nvm
you already got one
well
i wouldnt advise selling your gear
if you still use it
you WILL use it
I dont rly use hype and i wanna get to mastermode
will the ban affect bedwars or only skyblock
its not a matter of using it right now
logic error, if you win your gamble you have more useless capitol lol
hypixel in general
pikku can u send skycrypt
well no i would have more money to gambkle with longer eevntuall itll all go 0 if i gamble long enough]
Would a gdrag with 1b bank be better than a hype tho for mastermode
i dotn wanna farm 900m 🙁
yes
i can give u 900m what do u need it for
lvl 304 and only 850mp..yiiikes
thats if you do it at a casino where there is an edge
I lately sold my mining setup cuz i maxed out sb xp from it and im trynna move to dungeons
ok then just roll high class dice
in game
term or get a ebtter famring seutp/dungeon setup
yeah just invest in mp then gdrag
and i cant stand mining at all
my advice
So should i use my current money on gdrag and mp and then sell hype for 1b bank and then do dungeons
also if you wanna save on some bucks, sell some of your legy accessories and search for recombed and enriched variants for cheaper
instead of doing it yourself
i can give you a loan for the 900m and then on may 20th you have to pay me back 1.5billion deal?
you will just get scammed
i would say to keep hype for now
nah i know a hypixel dev ill just get him banned
is this ragebait
doing what you are trying to do is considered boosting and is bannable
66% interest rate after one month is egregious
so tell an admin you gave 900m