#general
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I'm ready to just about shoot myself
Wdym I got 410k nether warts farmed this Jacobs contest
But still got a silver 🥈
do you still need them?
Gh ashwreath abuse
i dont see why they would be on a list for that
yeah but
the term for that is audiophile 😭
I guess that's just greek for audio lover
or was it latin
no clue
it was like 80% on my 281 spp
93 base speed ...
yea but my holy sac is on my mort and reversal i didnt farm
im building hellion lua
mine is on base speed destro
kind of
what even is her sb
lo
I got byblis so I'm kinda afk until salome is revealed
why is skyblock so damn laggy rn
naw, servers are dying rn
Its always lag wdym
I'll log on /p me in a 30 secs
Yes
if anyone knows a guy named dnsbones can u dm me I need to give him a hoe back
Ty
is hypixel lagging?
Mowi
Iwom
Hi iwom
Hi mowi
Hello dungeons
Hello scarf
where can i find kuudra carries?
mowi are you old
No
are you not lying
No
wow
Not yet
Soon my back and neck and knees will start hurting
Are u clicker trained
@slim oasis 🐄
17

Im not 170y old
Someone has got to put you out of your misery
You mustve seen so many loved ones die
When cow pfp?
🐈
Too much effort
But moocwazy
Cookie
@neon trail you smell
I showered yesterdayi
@low fjord
Ill be meowcwazy soon enough
Lie
why
@mowis shower
I love being meowcwazy
anyone else have very high ping today?
any1 know how to fix this pnlag 😭
Gang wtf is happening to the servers so fking laggy
just joined, laggy af, couldnt even harvest my greenhouse lol
leave, join the hypixel alpha, leave that and join hypixel again and its fixed
if its not fixed the first time do it a seccond time
@olive knot
alr ill try
What this ip for alpha?
Ty
thanks, all good now
OMG TYSMMMM @slender valve
is hypixel lagging rn or is it me
Mfs performing rituals to get rid of the lag
np
rainplate :3
doesnt work for me
:(
i need other voodoo advice
i cant even rightclick the compass to join sb
Plug ur ethernet cable into the server
Is the server completely buggy?
guys does anyone have an extra bloodbadge
hypixel is dying
How long has servers been dying
6 years
xD
Reset router
Use a vpn as long as ur above hypixel lvl 20
Or exitlag but it’s paid
Use a proxy and socksproxyclient to join
Any one of them could fix
Depends on whos asking
Hi
3.28 f7 player sloth 😆
Then yes
Yea true
How can I be
As cool as U
Sloth
lfg i was a lvl 230 3months ago but i got ratted wipe and banned for 90days at 14april i would get unbanned and start my irl friend betrayed me installing random mods on my account then starting hypixel dm me regular profile would like to make a new coop / just play in non coop too
be a boss in sbz all day lol
😎
/p endercat31 he'll hook u up with coins
nice man
idc abt coins bruh
he'll rat you if you want that again
just lmk i can make things happen
that aint happend to me
?crypt catparm
is that you
no
my ign janant310
and i can craft a term
yes
i need a group / coop
?crypt johndungeon
tuffff
Oh okay I can do that king
why is it 6 cata levels off what
ones showing cata ones showing ca
IG
its in good hands of wafer rn
I'll larp og names and sit in Sbz calls all day
i have a 3.28 lol dont talk to me
i have a 345 only 😭😭
I have a 4 20 m7
i have 1.30 m5 lol
Please can I be as cool as u
nah
Unforte
only room for 1 boss here lol
Oh right
fish tag mogs sry
omg zia
Larp tag is from Zia's server.
hi
Idk
is hypixel like dying or is it just me
usee slayer calc in #commands
change your proxy
click on hypixel in your server selection, click on edit and put like anything infront of .hypixel.net in the server address
;calc 12*60
12 * 60 = 720.00
;calc 720*500
720 * 500 = 360K (360,000.00)
;calc 253.52*23
253.52 * 23 = 5.83K (5,830.96)
is it just me or is hypixel extremely laggy today? i cant even join skyblock from lobby
@vast zephyr
like what shpuld i put infront of it
just whatever u want
doesnt matter, just any random letters
susususus
@toxic remnant 🐈
why would that work
it all goes on the same servers
it just does for some reason
it does not in fact
how do you know
does for me and alot of others
ive never had this issue
its definitely a hypixel issue
Speaking of hypixel, was anyone lagging a lot today whether it be in the end or sceptulre or sth
yes
thats what were talking about
Cuz I was getting carried and I was on 2 tps
Oh ok
ok that might just be end aatrox lobbies
Legit my carriers (no hate on them) had abt 5 T4 Eman to kill simultaneously on 2 tps and they kept dying
They did a good job tho so I have +rep
yea that was just a crap server then
Apparently Blaze is a whole lot worse
I haven’t done blaze slayer so idk
i only have like a couple double chests so far
yea cuz people do tara and blaze in alr lagging servers
Tara 5 in crimson?
Did they fix the bug where you would kill the boss and it wouldn’t get rewarded
Ok
meta is flay anyways so that shouldnt really happen
Alr
Mowi
mm i tried but didnt change anything for m,e
._. yeah
.
i cant get in the game and if i do i get put into limbo
is it just certain servers or even things like prototype?
well the thing i observed was main hub taking seconds to load in on both ips
which is not normal
fanks
try some other words then maybe, or its just hypixel in general dying rn
like for any blocks to load
im freezing during dungeons and its terrible
rbuirbrnngree.hypixel.net is same
taking up to a 1min to use any menus or move around without rubber banding
no difference at all?
not that i could tell
i just tried that ip and all my lags gojne
gone
it probably has to due with location
maybe
Try the garden I think that’s the only part of skyblock that is playable
my lags completly gone
lol
its literally anything infront of the .hypixel.net
idk
spam random bs, join a few times, if it still doesnt work it might be your provider
all our providers only for hypixel at the same time
no way, is that the real Stryd3!?
it is i indeed

school boring af
just go home
time for lunch break
still got a bit sadly enough
what subjects?
Ltg in big 2024 😭
you meean 2026
No
oh ok
Rn math
Other ones are just try to pass time sim and pe after
so zzz
P much
Math is fun
Yea cuz i just chill on dc or btd6 the whole class
mathisfun.com is fun
i only had to do 4h of biegen theory and 2h of etechnik today
i remember a maths teacher at my school made sure it was unblocked. i used it to play tetris
W
which mod disables breaking particles and explosion particles
I did that in every other class except english and biology
I think sodium or one of its addons has that
alr thanks
i lowk just skipped half my classes during my last 2 years 😭
I was too much of an innocent boy to skip classes 😇
Idk i liked school
🐈
i liked the fun subjects and just made sure to pass the bs ones with as little participation as possible
Hello toyota
⚰️ 🫵
What 
I tried to pass the fun ones without much work and didnt do anything else for the rest
@lapis smelt
now hop on, we can do kuudra or m7 if kaiines still on
Im in IT class
Wow you wanna do kuudra with Mowi?
?staff dis guy
@slate sage This is not to be used for minor issues, you're going to ping the entire staff team!
Would you like to proceed to ping staff for the following reason: dis guy?
Thats so nice of you
Yes
Do you have a mithril coat and a reaper mask
mooods he lied
yea get him
Why do u hate me ;(
wym
Did our date mean nothing to you
Yeah
i cant hate u man u too good to be hated
Y u guys doing it without me :c
💜
probably cuz they didnt asked u
?
No idek why i was asking
We did it together yday, got wave 99 😔
oh they doing wave 100
i need to get that too
@nova loom wave 100 before burning terror?
That 0.1% dmg is needed and huge
He got burning terror
He does?????
Shocking ik
Since when
@nova loom get infernal hollow pls ty
my terror is burning!!!!
fuh naw
Yo like since when
since uhh
Tomorrow
2 days
Shit stun
magama
sina
this lag is weird man
absolutely fine logging in on my alt
but my main is cooked
idk why its different between the 2 accounts
… what…?😨
Moo
icic
what the hell
lol tuff
And @untold pine
Moocwazy
Whicj
yea im not doing that one
The cheater one
Ngl i hvr the urge to ban u
Oh no
Evil
@untold pine backflip moocwazy
?
The smelly one
Y-you went on a d-date with a-another..🥺🥺🥺😢😢
Hmph FINE😤😤 w-WHATVER I d-d-don’t care 😤😭😭😭
Wha huh
ei
jah
@stable blaze you make me sick
thats so mean
i find it funny how swedish has atleast 2 1 letter words
Thw joke is that im actually si k rb
true
@nova loom 🐈
hi splooder can I ask you something?
u guys think lowballers offer classes for chud lowballers
All the shitters don’t talk or never come back

hai shirasilly




Guess the word or the deironing will cancel
that is NOT a word
sorry
you ghosted me
So evil
zzzz
I want 100000€ in reparations
this is peak evil
did I?
idk ask @slim oasis for it I guess
HE TOLD ME TO ASK YOU
and I said now ask from him
😵💫
@rapid fractal
Cheat
What did i do
First you cheat and now deny it
I can’t believe I ever loved you
I was a fool
Don’t talk to me again
Cheat?
meowi is the biggest cheater
Im so confused
@slim oasis get booped
hi
@slim oasis get beared 🐻
@wicked flume parm 🐈
oh
woah
mid m7 rn
W boosted
scroll up once done
Yea m7 is not that deep
helo
What if stryder is confessing his love to you rn
oh nah im good
he alr got kaiine
sob
You are okay the way you are
[SkyHanni] Profit for Lapis Corpse: 1.7M
im the mayor niglet
is the demand for eman carries good?
like is it worth buying back slayer gear to carry
Hi
is hypixel dying for u guys too
yes
i got 200000 ping apparently
@dim remnant @rancid smelt nvm
yes
we dont know
why are hypixel servers lowk buns
@nova inlet what’s the new pfp
You
Hello joshua
Isnt it amazing
hello mia
anyone else struggling with servers rn ☹️
go edit hypixel server address and type anything before .hypixel.net
might fix it (im deadass)
if this works u might be a genius
hi
🐈
doin kuuder now
waht the flop
bro might take me over in kuuder score aswell soon if u keep up the pace
hypixel still dying or its good now?
still dying
chat i cant join sb
wth is up with hypixel
🦧
Is there a scammer list?
@vital hinge
who can help kill ashfang pls
I just returned from the hospital and noticed they freaking ruined baby yeti 😭
should I just use blue whale pet instead 🤷
whatd they do to it
Mowi
Butchered it
Its not good at all
Instead of having Ice Shields
It now gives tracking, magic find and a combat and fishing stat boost only on Jerrys Workshop
Useless pet
They literally
Killed the best pet
they butchered my baby
Its now trash
Im using blue whale now
Whats hte optimal speed for wheat?
Can someone carry me 3 tier 3 eman pls
Just use ankylosaurus or whatever its name is
It's trash for dungeons only
Else it's best for jerry fishing
/p jakelegend
I hate you jam
❤️
Pregnant man react
ZhThanks
is it just me or is the server dying i cant even open the hypixel menu
i cant even get on skyblock
yea me 2 im stuck in hypixel lobby
moo
can you do a backflip
@letme
hypixel going poopoo again?
yes
anyone know why i take so much dmg in dungeons
;crypt zoreus
No user called zoreus found!
;crypt zoreuss
why is lagpixel tweaking so mcuh wth
tank sucks
or you're just not doing enough damage and the mobs are hitting u before u kill them ig
you're missing like 70 fairy souls, free stats from foraging, mp kinda sucks
um
do /scammer check in #commands
fair souls dont give stats anymore tho?
that 2 hp matters tho
lol
what
r ashwreaths still the best crop for greenhouse
gl surviving in rcm ig?
I mean it gives sb xp, levels give hp?
he's taking damage -> get more hp
not as much as before
@stark pelican
eman
timedeo's videos dont even work anynmore 💔
free
wont feel the same anymore
i dont even know if ive unlocked eman lol. and why u doing it for free
freewill
where u at?
can u check my gear set
tell me anything to improve on
cause i think its my gear set thats js really scuffed
yo buddy im guessing ur in the bruiser area but i cant get in there yet. btw can i even survive eman t2 in superior?
im in sep
wheres that agian? i havent played since 2022#
yeah i cant get in there
only combat 22
do u think u could come out and try to get this t2 for me?
im carrying a 4 of pppl im stuck
is the spirit mask
ahh alr ill just hop off then. ty for the offer tho
is it better to use a compeltely maxed out SF or a completely clean tarantula fang ( not scorp foil) against tara?
Mowi
any eu players having such high ping that its litterly impossible to even join the game in the last few days?
Nah
sorry i had a brainfog, is the spirit mask meta
yeah its literally unplayable rn idk why
yyh
@slim oasis 🐈
just changing proxy worked, they have fk upped proxies rn
Ig get golden head or diamond head
And spirit mask
h
🐄
You gotta play in the morning
anyone know good shards for dungeons or combat in general
is it just me or is the server is dying?
guys is there a channel where i can cheak my missign talismans?=
in #commands
do /missing
/missing
commands dude
oh
no?
ok
ragebait
-_-
Why arent you Joshua Bartholomew the VI
Are the servers dying for anyone else?
damn :(
thx
And switch seever ip around
eventually yes but now yet
Cuse VI died 35 years ago
Was ist joe bartholomew?
so we cant have fun
until we are hypermaxed
2b in shards is a lot for a beginning gng
huh
Cause their bonuses are lwk broken
aint tryna be annoying
but im really stuck on what path i should take next
if u could js check my profile ign:zoreuss
and gimme a tip on where to go next
My premise is to do what u have fun doing
So like a skill u enjoy or slayer etc
U gotta chose smth ubcan make money with now or later when u have that part more developed
i feel like i have a good dungeon setup aswell i js cant get good at it idk
can u js check my gearset im waering grn and my inven and lmk whats wrong with it
Do u have hex unlocked?
yes
Put it in hex and see whats missing
chat
whats the best way to get maxed farming tools?
also who has the best farms rn now that melon king is dead
farminghub
is hound or wolf better for sven
hound
why do ppl use wolf then
why is the gneeral in the middle of nowhere
can som1 check media which mod is causing that
yeah its illegal
hound gives 50 wisdom for wolves
wolf gives 30 for all combat
what this
/visit them
and the question was pet for sven? so hound
they have the builsd for all farms
k tyy <#
yea
what is the best combat minions rn?
❤️
for what
or like animal ones for dropper setups
for money
besides the expensive ones like infernos
idk if revenant is expensive or not anymore so
Are there any guild spots open
Anyone else having server issues?
for money
@wise tulip
i need sm help
apparently sundial is tradeable while its banned on the craft requests
chloronite is not
Pressedkey
anyone else has problems logging on?
Its unplayable... i cant even open GUI in lobby
Pumpkin
isnt that based on a glitch
Bug yes
Idk it's been a thing for like 3 months now
other than sheep
Flower still good
is the harvest feast event going to change rarefinder and rose dragon perks to help with that event exclusively, or will it function to help with drops like helianthus still as well
@spark condor ur too quick with it 😭
pretty sure rare crops include the new crop drops and helianthus, fermento, squash, cropie
I'm glad
How about yourself?
I'm alright
things can't be at rock bottom forever aha
jo is sb down?
is fabled or withered better on sf
sell sf get bol
Anyone down to do some dragons? 4/4
i dont do dungeons
bol still better
@versed birch
jo i can log on again, but still very bad
ye tps are horrendous
🤔

that's why we should make handle 25m
defo not a shitter take 
then wait and pray
Don’t sell shadow fury
Can we do like 5m? I wana get an astrea but i only got 5m to my name
yhyh ofc
you gotta help convince people that this is best tho
a lot of people don't understand
Its the elites damn those richfucks
ong
I'm a brokie
lvl 229 8b nw 🙁
We all are
any1 need a floewr minion
is hypixel down
To check the status of Hypixel, please follow this link: https://status.hypixel.net/
Welcome to Hypixel's home for real-time and historical data on system performance.
im done bro ive restarted my pc 3 times
god damn java socket connection error sshit
i think you should buy my flower minion
placing it on island = 1 ms all times
trust
lf a flower minion? party me! i have 1
anyone know you cant fill a bottle with water?
time for fiestas
alr put that there
@spark condor stop taking it soo fasttt i need repp 😭 how do you even do that
i can uncaim and then you can claim it 😭
naw, fair game
if you really want
u got it first
alr
Where do you guys go if its like really late and and you wanna talk to people online
Ometv
What do people even talk about omegle nowadays
yo sm1 help how do i beat colosseum of fools third challenge
Life
i like js got past the 2 tp dudes for the first time

ts impossible
Ig ill try that one text alt then
Cuz its kinda late and i cant fall asleep
Where u from?
Phil
Ah
is there a slayer section to this im looking to do rev 5's with someone
@hardy hawk
???
how
he gets critd buff from his ee
which gives 70 critd
which doesn't go over the cap
also missing 2 imprints which I'll probably cop from the selectors
ww
oh
right i forgot ee doesent show on stats
no like
he gets critd buff when He uses his s2
yea
nvm
s3
s2 gives atk up though lma
this guy ought to be damage
omg what if I went photogenic
and unbanned lady
@vapid jolt
how much should i spend on a completely clean bol?
lbin
craft price
@hardy hawk triple torrent zio is a luxury
I might be camping caides hunt
🥹
so like 40-42 mil ish?
ive done caides like once in my life just for the clear status
wait look in #questions-and-advice
no clue man just compare it to craft price
and whether or not the materials are inflated
I don't remember bol being this expensive
neither are, so shouldnt i take the one thats fabled with 5 stars and hella enchants?
next buff bro I'm spending at least 300 leifs
Keep or dye different color
Crimson desert
im down to like 200 leif
sure
lowkey gonna whale some more
dye it all red and white
are they revealed or what
lit
Yo maybe
no they're always the same
they're active during buffs
whats in it
can anyone here upgrade my rod to a hellfire rod, ill give u like 20m 🙏
Just got this armor last night it's pretty good
pure leifs
how many for how much
#crafts-and-transfers if you have mats you can get it crafted for free
I only have a screenshot in won but it's like $1 $3 $7
didnt know that even existed
thanks
for how many leif...
eh
@atomic stratus yo , hi L4nd its SuperiorDylan , can you accept my friend req please
when im pest farming does anyone know why sh does not give me a screen alert about cooldown being ready
chat i got a question
looking to buy a term, is #trading-offers the channel for it?
Korean won (KRW)
korean won yeah
mithril crystal
beacon
yes
good luck
okay
put fuel in it and it increases minion speed
fuel as in power crystals
that's how you make the beacon work yes
no clue
ehi
uh im okay just really bored
might just even get hotm 2
feels like too much work tho
hotm 2 is easy
its like 15 minutes
im not doing this
im not mining for 15 minutes u crazy
easy exp
doesnt mean its fun
i was crazy enough to play sb in first place
you have such amazing stickers wtflip
thanks lol
but im scared of u now
I dont want allegations I didnt know OK
he gonna join the server and steal it
nooo
thats where all my stickers are from
😭
what is the item cap i can sell to npcs ?
@sour sluice idk
go to #questions-and-advice
see i told u
:(
im so evil muahahaha
its invitable
i got some mandarins a while ago had to throw them out. they were impossible to peel. it took me 40 minutes to peel a single one
idk why those mandarins were so impossible to peel
they normally are pretty easy
I unblocked u but just because the blocked messages thing pmo
bite them like an apple