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Does this mean it's a good game because the people who first played it still play it today
I'm not rich like her
alcohol is for cool kids u should at least fish w me and do 2 or 3 shots later tsk
or
we can make party
i think itโs a better game than ppl give it credit for
and lava fish 
i dont have hellfire
@glacial herald
oh'
im doing galatea bestiary first
whats your fishing lvl rn?
what is fb
like 34, i jus needa do bestiary so im do galatea
Shouldn't u do Galatea bestiary when Nessie comes out
Im soooooo excited for nessie
mayhaps, im just knocking out things as they make sense to do idk
But work :<
I haven't played the alpha, but like I saw the drops from the new update
Could do some bayou
The drops are so mid tho
wow ๐ doesnt wanna hangout
Scent, ben, and I hopped on it as soon as it dropped. Pretty sure I caught the first nessie
hmm true, maybe i should
guys whats best crop for money
Cus all of the other drops are T6 books
But she's cute
Yes
damn, what a fishing sweat ๐ฎโ๐จ
Youre right i should quit
#3 fisher oat
stop spamming please
cant imagine the sheer amount of time some ppl
Throw into this game
the f7 comps leaderboard is like 24k
Who's #3 fisher?
u
Crazy diss
I love when I get my inventory filled with charm books
No im so far from that I only have like 170m overflow
im lowk gonna catch up to you fr because my spring break just started
I think im like in the 5k range

Don't make me stay up all night fishing :<
yโall crazy tryna hyperlevel smtg that people have grinded for years
u aint gettin close to #1
ppl r crazy
lowk, i could get there
i bet the top 3 are like out of college or smth
I mean it's not like a minion collection
i might just do bayou tbh tho he has a point
and have jobs
Why would u solo fish
n not worry ab havign to duo
cole
What if we all made a party and bayou fished
just do striders for levels
antisocial, not farming other ppls mobs anyway
u don't fish
i need all bestiary not just levels
I dabble
if you had better gear, bestiary would be easier
i have max gear for my
Level
i got 10 star equipment or wtv
and perfects on rots
Just no giant rod
and no good armor
yea, that's why I'm saying if you had better gear it'd be helpful
actually
do u have gillsplash?
ya but i have to knock it all out for bestia try anyway
No way?
ya 10 star
Does anyone know how to find out the best place to put your hunt traps?
i gotta go back to work so

for what
Does this mean u also need to go to work
Money per day
I only do on days off you dont need to tell :<
And like my first work night...
I rly want to grind fishing bestiaries in a party it's like 6x as fast
But the bestiaries are so bad ๐ญ
no, I'm not working during college, at least for now
If an internship opportunity comes around like next year and they want me to work during the semester then ig i will
oh i see isee
Hiii josh
silence in my presence weakling
And tonight now because you threatened me
๐ฟ
hows it going?
that was NOT a threat
๐ญ
just throwing the idea out there is all 
guys i got nothing to do
all week
cuz
spring break
and the place i worked at
decided it was funny to burn down
Its going good just waiting for maintenance to come cut a pipe for some contractors so waiting around hbu
๐ญ
so what do i do
Did u burn it down
no
no, allegedly
It IS a threat
yeah allegedly
Everything said in SBZ can and will be used against you in the court of law
@hushed eagle get catted ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
is there a server or website to show best patterns to grow mutations?
skymutations
ty
@covert hawk
Is this live?
face cam in fact
Holy moly
4th time today
The sun hasn't even set ๐ญ
i love pirating
thats not counting other foods
how do i disable hype particles
i have like delayed hype particles but theyre off with skyblocker
Hot take i hate the discord mascot
WHAT
actually I guess depending on when you got discord, it's been through some changes
Its ugly and I hate him
Realized hegemony is in 50% of darker auctions
hate?
Crazy
๐ญ๐ญ
LMFAO

i have ss
hes there
if you want
hi joos


What did i miss o.O
are any of u a part of the big leagues
someone got banned
some dude was asking if anyone would sell him coins for money
bruh

irl traders are nerds
Thats wild ๐ญ
Nooooooo ๐ญ 
never seeing a jawbus ever again
hm
Weren't you 1400 catches no jaw at one point or is that mcent
Mowi
who the mayor now
what happened
marina had like 2% ๐ญ
whatt he new parks
or ppl just want free 1m
[NPC] Nancy: I'm just a placeholder because there is no Minister this election.
someonee got banneed
genuinely nothing
pretty sure all the broke people just wanted the 1m
unless people genuinely wanted darker auction that badly
You claimed Scorpius' bribe of 1,000,000 coins!
According to feesh I avg 264 per jaw I think
what the fuck
LIAR I THOGHT YOU VOTED MARINA
๐
HOW DARR
you were like "I'm not going to compromise my values for a bribe"
or sum
????
MARINA WASN'T WINNIN ANYWAYS
FREE MIL FOR ME
i want to fish
Fake fisher ๐ญ
ur working when u could be fishing ๐
I HAVE TO
I voted marina and didn't take the bribe
scorp mayor?
Youre way cool for that
Definitely not because I was gone for the last 15h and forgot to change my vote
lMAO
Traitor
He's been mayor for 20 minutes

U could fish for money
Marina make more money tho
MARINA WASN'T GON WIN
If you voted marina you get +100 tracking (hidden stat)
Not even ๐ฅ
THATS WHY I SWITCHED
:0
SHE HAD IT IN THE BAG
3% of total votes ๐ชฆ
@pseudo forge get catted ๐
๐โโฌ ๐โโฌ ๐โโฌ catted 3 black cat
What the flipping flip
It was close
[103] แ [VIP+] Theicarus07: how do i get ma money from scorp ๐ฅ
bro didn't vote for marina
CAT
Get catted attacked
Meow
Miau ๐

Ay mi gatito miau miau ๐ ๐ ๐
๐
finally finished the work I wanted to get done for today
ur gonna miss out on jawbus', because you supposedly "have" to work ๐ฎโ๐จ
working is so cringe right smh
does scorpius come hourly? i havent gone to da since like 2021 ngl
i needa get my staffff now that scorpius is here
Fellas my gf said its okay or its good is it actually good?
yayy faming 23
fun fact: i've beaten 3 extreme demons
practice 
don't
cuz fuck insane demons
don't jump
nah
how do i do accessory help
bro AT LEAST beat magma bound
or something that difficulty
PLEASE
Guys i need a anwser
jumping will make your skillset skewed and it will take forever
im gonna jump
what is that
i beat magma bound in practice sub 50 attempts
ok
nice!
that's certainly better than me when my hardest was nine circles
my wonderful goated king jerry just gave me 150 copper for only 600k
x 1 message hidden from likely spammer.
๐ญ brother raided a discord server
whats considered high nw
maybe 6 coins
vencord is bannable here
actual response!
but i would if itt wasnt
larp
@patent scaffold if i used vencord here would i be banned
odin din dun
ty
you're the larper
im not the larper tho
Meow ๐
y are u here
๐
wow
i been here
hi
I got discord last month I think
@patent scaffold shoot this man
just cocooned the same thunder 4 times in a row
not today
then fished up a thunder immediately after that
?
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/
im on lethal with some friends
@delicate plover
selling all types of runes, i have hundreds of millions of coins worth of runes collected and am selling for cheap - dm me
ign: khastaway
evillllll
Leave me alone wtf
i bore
@worldly frigate
Yeah ok you're blocked

Yo this is just fan behavior wtf
Worse
u good?
unfortunately i am severly depressed
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L
Thank you so mcuh for the support. these times have been really rough for me.
I hope you recognize in the near future that the above message has a spelling mistake of a severe variety. This involves an adjective which has a large impact on the phrase, causing others to see it more lightly. Receiving sympathy often requires a feeling to be conveyed to the other person, and this mistake has a major influence in how it will be perceived.
It will be better, one day
What is It
everything is better now, you just gotta embrace it
I am very sorry that you are feeling this way. I will try to feel better next time. I'm sure you will earn back your 237 billion coin "Hypixel Skyblock" networth!
u play warframe
shits the most satisfyign game ever
every mission feels like a line of coke when ur high level
everything on the map just combusts and de atomizes and shit
I applaud your efforts in attempting to feel better for the future and I hope it helps you in your endeavors. Thank you for the kind words and encouragement involving my lost Hypixel Skyblock networth, I have been pursuing such a goal recently.
No
@leaden spade i used to be a demon in pvp with the tigris prime
It's boring
and duel wagers with busted ass melee weapons
Conclave ?
literally 1 hitting
I've never tried conclave
i had a riven worth like a grand irl
Idk how it was back then but rn it's really really easy to nuke everything, it makes it boring after a while
That's great! Amazing! I love how are you dedicating your time to the amazing game that is "Hypixel Skyblock"! Your kindness will repeat yourself. However, I believe at one point you must stop and think. Was it all worth it? Should I do this again? Are meaningless numbers increasing resulting in a net long-term effect on your happiness? Other than that, cheers mate!
thats how it was then too
ability spam
whos the dude with the like death fungus shit
well also there's this weapon called the ocucor and kuva nukor
who like builds up stacks and shit
they literally just clear everything, don't even need energy
there was a melee weapon like that i forget what its called
literally 1 tap everything
and a sniper
fighting the big boss with it
was so fun
And arcanes make it even easier, giving ability strength, more energy pickup, pistol damage, etc.
And then archon shards makes it EVEN EASIER by buffing literally any stat like ability casting speed, damage, ability strength, etc
nuking shit is the fun part tho no?
Yes but ocucor is special in the way that it's a dojo item...
like watchign everythign evaporate
it was, for a while
I quit as soon as an update came
Maybe a few hundred max
"few hundred" ๐ญ
it was fun when there was like things to acc look forward to
like when stalker came out
shit was fire
that bow was OP ash
real
Was it worth it? Absolutely not. I do not play for enjoyment at the moment, I have come across a marvelous yet bewildering entity, known as a coop member. I have been abducted into a coop and forced to play. I would absolutely not do any of it again if possible, but I am trapped as of now. Getting wiped was a breaking point for me, having years of progress wasted and gone. This was my first time getting wiped, and never did I realize how much I had really achieved, how much I had really gained in comparison to others. Seeing it all disappear was quite sad, but there is nothing to be done about it. Restarting is definitely boring, cruel, and devastating, but deep down it is all by choice. To sum it all up, I have pondered such thoughts which you have suggested countless times and regret the decisions I have made, but they have already been made and reversing them would require much of me. I hope you never find such struggles, knowing that they do not appear as battles in the heads of many. Many, including myself; we find ourselves oblivious to how these factors influence us and our usage of the limited time we have. We sacrifice time we could have spent doing other things, for the sake of what? No gains are made outside of the game, but we choose to spend our valuable time there. Thank you for suggesting contemplation upon such important topics, yet I hope you never have to ask yourself the same.
Holy bro
bro been waiting to rant about it ๐
Lazer sharp mithril mining method
does anyone know which mod has slot locking like NEU? like with the slot binding where I just have to shift click and it will go to the specific slot for dungeons
nofrills and odin
thanks
Just use noamm๐
(Legit version ofc)
binding is enough I locked it with skyblocker
whats noamm
What?
im asking
Noamm has not legit features yes
yo you had like no nw and no actual achievements pipe down
But
what features are not legit
Some days ago a legit version came out
guys should i start hacking profuesely on my alt account
what ones would get u banned
cata 44 โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
pre m7 drop i used to use vape client to freecam into secrets
If u dont get caught nothing gets u banned
not even that hard if you only play dungeons gng
not even cata 50
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To relate to what you said, when I first picked up "Hypixel Skyblock", the video game, seeing the money in my bank skyrocket with every achievement, I became utterly obsessed. I was in this intrinsically motivating process of getting richer, more skillful, and higher-leveled. Each time I achieved a goal, I felt a sense of accomplishment. However, slowly this sense of accomplishment began to fade. The more I progressed, I no longer was happy with where I was. I always wanted more, and more. This inherent need to become better become less about the enjoyment, and more of an unhealth obsession. There came up a point, where I just started feeling--- empty inside. I could no longer enjoy the game. It was only as when I stopped caring, that "the cage" started to unfold. I realized that there was no inherent meaning in trying to become better at something with no existential purpose. This whole time, we have been locked in a cage, oblivious to realize that there is a whole forest of enjoyment around us. We are simply to narrow-minded to see this. Hopefully this changes your perspective.
Does it tho?
why are u cata 0
wait thats actually so real
Idk I guess I don't matter
Yes
the great lazersharp 123rd generation should i try dungeons
๐ค
no you'll slow down everyone's runs
๐ SkyBlock Level: 306
๐ฐ Purse: 51.25M
๐ฆ Bank: 8.1
๐ธ Networth: 7.68B
๐ฟ Magic Power: 991
๐ Skills: 48.44
โ๏ธ 51 ๐พ 48 ๐ฃ 36 โ๏ธ 60 ๐ณ 50 ๐ฎ 58 โ๏ธ 23
๐ช 50 โจ 25 ๐ฆด 60 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ท๏ธ 24
๐ชฆ Dungeons: 26
๐ 20.2 ๐น 21 ๐ก๏ธ 23 ๐ง๐ฝ 19 ๐ 17 ๐ก๏ธ 21
๐คบ Slayer: 685.01K
๐ง 8 ๐ธ๏ธ 6 ๐บ 7 ๐ฎ 7 ๐ฅ 3 ๐ฉธ 5
haha loser
yeah only cool people get wiped
can someone help me open the viking shop pls
i got wiped a couple times wdym
no you didn't
also now I can lie about my networth and nobody can question it
when they were like 1 coin each
oh rip
u gotta be special to get ratted lowkirk
I was ass anyways
43x your actual nw
โค๏ธ
Real๐
Saddest way to get wiped lmfao
gemstone market crashed โค๏ธ
thats why you shouldnt ever teach others your powder mining strat;
true
last time lazersharp talked about it he got wiped
went out like hutayo
only cheaters know about it
Bro
kinda
2nd episode was so peak bro
Theres no actual secret it's just events and mining
damn
Guys I just realized
Skyblock is the only game where talent doesn't matter
It's purely how much work you are willing to put in
is that why
im shit at every other game i play
That's why @vital ginkgo plays it
no its just that youre too fat to play anything else
Ouch
also @leaden spade r u playing server tomorrow...
will i get ratted
that's why sb players say ew to valorant being mentioned ;(
also @vital ginkgo
if i download the thing
It's okay, don't feel bad. We all have our strengths and weaknesses!
if you want
Download from official site
I guess
its ok
@covert hawk
calc is fat
how to become acrafter
hes fat
thats so real
yeah
to beat joos in laziness competition
my daily 800 kg life
Can you be sad and grieving just this once?
Your about me hasn't changed
its like a sukuna vs gojo rivalry
In a while
i mean it has
no its like
should i read manga
just not on this account
mcdonalds vs burguer kinjg
for new episodes
same slop, different brands
Is there multiple stellas
for jjk
yes
๐
Guys why can't I react to messages
just have one
projecting atp
how to become a crafter
I only use this account for sb servers
how
just are
how many meals have you had today calc
4
make sure that @solar token isnt on
point proven
fat fuck
and follow crafter rules
I've never seen a projector show anything but the truth
5 in a few hours
TV is a different story
normal is 3 meals...
sybau
why do you think he weighs so much
i mean
i thought he ate more
thats why im surprised
he weighs 8kg/cm^3
What.
a lil late gng
Who doesn't tbh
Thanks
id lowk rather be blind and fit than fat and normal
Yโall think the next fire sale will be good or nah?
Well damn
id rather be blind and fat
๐ฅบ
Each skin will probably be worth within 1 and 1 billion coins
So around there
I'd say
Fucking genius?
No need to state the obvious
an iq too high
๐
axolotl edrag skin when
No
Brutal blackpill
Fat and normal > blind and fit
fat and uh
Im already fat and normal so I pic that
fat
you can change ur weight tho
i cant get fatter tho
That would require me to stop playing skyblock tho
I'm pretty sure this statement is not true
I personally lost 50 pounds this past year
It wasn't too bad
ggs
Nice
(I did quit skyblock 1.5 years ago though)
being fat is prob the worst thing that can ever happen to someone
in their entire life
the way people treat you is real lol
The truth
it should be that way
we shouldnt have gluttonous monsters roaming the streets
Thatโs a top 10 statement of all time ngl
๐ฎ
i choose the bad side of both
Someone who would love me forever and be very fun or a girlfriend
slobbery and sad
thats a false statement
Same thing?
If I pick skyblock do I get a Hyperion?
Fish love you
in your life
I would give you my hyperion if I still have it lmao
all fish live laugh love
I might be able to get it back from the person I gave it to if you want
Fish
but no skyblock live laugh love
U should do that and give it to me frfr
Maybe
Is that a fish?
hyperion would be so op irl
U can teleport and u get a bomb and healing
thats a car
Are most skyblock players on the spectrum?
Yes
its like
like ur dying from anthrax and u pop ur hyperion for the invincibility
50/50
Ah
The US military prob has hyperions
The good ones are
and we dont know about it
real
What the balls
cuck?
So it shoots 3 arrows?
u into that?
๐คซ
Sure if its not me
Does fent count as a pray to rng drop?
depends how much
america is kinda broken rn
a bit true
all the people who made hella coins with cotton minions keep profile boosting their kids to max level
The truth
oil minions lowk the meta rn
Admins keep buffing them
current mayor decreasing oil drops by 80%
investors prob made trillions overnight on the BZ
shits world wide too
every island
Companies keep on ah flipping houses
ok
US captured maduro using qol mods
Guys how do I focus
You donโt
I need to lock in
think of whatever ur doing lik skyblock
Though
then do it
I have a crippling disability that inhibits me
cap
what did you eat in those 5 meals
sounds like an excuse
No.
defcap
Life is like slayers you pay hella money just for you to not get shit
Unless youโre a billionaire
so cap
u gotta /f add everyone
and then larp as a top 100 player to play with other top 100 players
No
and when u run dungeons with them u gradually reach their level
Real
lowk how life is
college is like the dungeons
i got a turing internship offer from larping
shit came with a tesla
W
does anyone know where the channel is to apply for carrier roles
everything
?
poker tmrw?
if im free
think it's closed for the time being
๐ฃ๏ธ
aw that sucks
also why am i yellow ๐ญ
๐ฒ
sb lvl 
yeah but im like 213 in game
Run z!r claim in โ #commands, make sure all your APIs are turned on in-game
Sorry to hear that
adhd isnt something bad to be diagnosed with
Lots of scrolling
wwhats the replacement for bettermap ct
or will i have to rewrited the entire thing ._.
???
hi
bahrigjttt
at least you got a response after almost 3 years 
๐๐๐
Sorry!
you ready to go forward an hour tomorrow
are we?
yeah, summer time starts on the 29th
at least here
thought it was the same in the uk
lock in
(Daylight saving)
jamal
joshhh
looooook
Odin ยป Total time took 266.247s! (New PB) Old PB was 276.099
Man u r bad at t4 eman
hihihi
bout time
wha
yikes
its because you didnt vote for marina
marina sucks
marina best mayor oat
says the traitor
*then CHANGED IT
@
YOU DIDNT VOTE MARINA IF IT WASNT IN THE FINAL COUNT
the ppl who voted marina are not normal
yo im tryna get mining 30 im 26 whats quickest way?
hiiiii josh
doing commissions
how u?
i free from work
slow time for it smh
Were u tryna say hi to me lol
Im doing good how are you
One of those his is for u
I thought people use slime or melon idk
Hey guys im planning on spending 1.3 billion to make a really nice minion setup and just go afk for the rest of my life
i currently have 6 tier 11 snow minions and 10 tier 11 snow minions with minion expanders and corrupt soil. im not making as much as i'd hope. is there something i can do with all my money so i can come back in like 5 years and just be disgustingly rich
is like slime and corrupt soil and hoppers but it got nerfed so idk if still best
@elder heart hi bina
more shots!
How
mochi owes me 3 shots
food and i stopped drunking
happy birthday
whoooo more shots
๐ญ
mayhaps
iโll give u a skyblock present
Congrats happy birthday ๐
Ooh yummy what food
happy birthday 
outside of silverfish and got pot how else can i get mining wisdom?
ty!! 
Century cake
wth is that
Ye what he said
everywhere
probably attribute shard
i would assume
i think there's an attribute for each skill
that gives +5 wisdom
can someone help me open up the viking shop
have you bought the wisdom from marigold/gold essence shop
i have not
you can get 10 wisdom when it's maxed
your welcome 
party me 
@pseudo forge 2b midas time whoo
slow as hell
its not fragged
waht is this from
???
huh
i can see that
i didn play during aura
i came back to the game close to the end of aura
i had like a month and a half of pt in 2023 then quit an came back around end of aura
so i also didnt rly have any coins
since i had just come back asw
Wish I played during aura
2b midas?
ye finally
i used to have one in like 2021
bought it again
:)
uh, i wanted it
what's the question
technically it's good for museum value
oh
kinda just wanted it tho
it doesn't boost damage at all
scorp jus doesnt come around very often
u just put 2b in a midas staff




