general

[jaunty fern]

it is wired

100% I'm not sure then

I rarely used the numpad so when I got a new keyboard I decided I'd get a smaller layout

[pseudo forge]

How are you doing today??

@hushed eagle 🐈

[mortal rampart]

is it me or are all sbm channels gone

beside some minelucky thing

[wise roost]

All gone

[spark condor]

i think the server just got like

ratted

[oak jasper]

Good. I'm geeked asf rn. Hbu?

[mortal rampart]

lol

@modern star you really sold out a skyblock server🤣 🤣 🤣

Lmfao.

[wise roost]

Yeah sbm seems to be hacked or some sgit so i messaged an admin i know there to find out

[mortal rampart]

@scenic yoke did you get a %

[prisma vortex]

sbm fucked up lol

[pseudo forge]

Im working so doing ok

[oak jasper]

What do you do for work?

[obsidian cedar]

sbm got hacked 😭

[wise roost]

What rank was sbm in terms of member counts in a skyblock server. Like 3rd or something. Damn that sucks

[mortal rampart]

its not hacked if they sell it themselves.

[pseudo forge]

Right now im overseeing some work a contractors doing in a pump house on site with others but I am a mine health and safety administrator

Im mostly standing around rn though lol

[prisma vortex]

No way they sold out

[jaunty fern]

I'd like to be paid to do nothing

[oak jasper]

Lol I see. GG

[oak jasper]

Same bro

[jaunty fern]

dream job

paid unemployment

💔

you graduated already yea?

[oak jasper]

Lf universal basic income

[jaunty fern]

with a math degree

[oak jasper]

Me? Yes

[oak jasper]

Cs and math

[prisma vortex]

If you wanna get paid for nothing just become a night guard easiest shit ever

[jaunty fern]

Ah, didn't know about the cs part

Double major?

or is the math a minor

[pseudo forge]

Can I have that too

[jaunty fern]

yea if I was a billionaire maybe 🥀

[tender flax]

?

[jaunty fern]

toss a couple million your way

[pseudo forge]

Yes please, am tired of working 😭

[oak jasper]

Can you hire me? I just graduated and I need a jobbb

[jaunty fern]

LMAO

[oak jasper]

Train me and ill take your place

[jaunty fern]

bro doesn't want a job related to his degree

😭

[spark condor]

not hacked they sold out

[jaunty fern]

How's the cs market

[tender flax]

down i think

[jaunty fern]

or are you looking for something math related

[tender flax]

oh wait not cs skins

[quasi osprey]

@scenic yoke answers

[prisma vortex]

Dont blame them tbh probs made a decent amount too

[rotund shard]

sbm a sellout server now lol

[oak jasper]

It got hacked

[rotund shard]

yeah

[prisma vortex]

Either way im leaving that shit lol

[valid lantern]

Half of ppl are saying hacked and half r saying they sold lmao

[spark condor]

wrong

[spark condor]

not hacked

they just got paid to promote something

at least thats what the admin said

[prisma vortex]

Where you got that info though

[spark condor]

sbm announcements 😭😭

[jaunty fern]

@pseudo forge when r u done

[oak jasper]

Well he's obviously biased. Minemort said they've been hacked. Promoting a scam

[jaunty fern]

im tryna fish 😮‍💨

[obsidian cedar]

why is the giveaway from an unofficial dyno bot?

[jaunty fern]

[prisma vortex]

I couldnt even see the announcements

[spark condor]

💀

[uneven siren]

dude i just bought a lunar rat skin for a lowball not knowing it never sells

[wise roost]

Well wasnt useful the admin i messaged says people are still messaging in gen so it feels like he mightve been hacked

[jaunty fern]

br

gotta check auction house history man

[prisma vortex]

Still they sellouts now so im outta there

[uneven siren]

what are the chances it would

[pseudo forge]

You would have to start lower i think if they did hire would give link to operations but dont want to be doxxed lmao

[twin falcon]

ive already orderd it what bug!?!

[spark condor]

mmmmm femboys

[pseudo forge]

Considering my positions kinda public 😭

[neon trail]

Mowi

[uneven siren]

do i basically have a useless 1.5b on my acc now

[pseudo forge]

This is day 2/5 and I have 4 1/2 more hours

[tender flax]

hi mowi

[pseudo forge]

Mowi

[neon trail]

hello

any luck with your drags

[tender flax]

you can probs sell it it'll just take a bit

[tender flax]

2 pets only

[wise roost]

Then yhey say discord outage. Yeah they were most likely hacked

[neon trail]

Mochi

[neon trail]

W

[jaunty fern]

god damn

but then its like 5 consecutive days off?

[pseudo forge]

I get 4 this set

[tender flax]

barely any leg in all drags ive done

[jaunty fern]

ah

[oak jasper]

You'll have to find it yourself. I completely forgot where I heard it from

[neon trail]

awww im sorry

[pseudo forge]

Am I mochi? What if im minnow?

[uneven siren]

how long you think?

[oak jasper]

Valid. I get that. It was a shot in the dark tbh. But I had to try

[neon trail]

yum

[tender flax]

idk

[modern star]

@mortal rampart i dont even get any of it

😭

[twin falcon]

flip

[vital ginkgo]

guys what keyboard do i get

[spark condor]

keyboard

[pseudo forge]

If you look at mining jobs in general lots of places hire for various positions in the US tho

[jaunty fern]

bridge75

[oak jasper]

Thank you ♡

[pseudo forge]

Why yum

[jaunty fern]

Any mouse works for skyblock

[neon trail]

fish yummy

[valid lantern]

What so superlight 2 isnt even flagship anymore

[tender flax]

do you want custom or prebuilt

[pseudo forge]

Could I use a hamster instead of a mouse

[mortal rampart]

so is that random server a rat or not

[pseudo forge]

Nuh uh

[vital ginkgo]

prebuilt but i could customize it in the future

[neon trail]

i ate fish today

[pseudo forge]

You wouldn't, evil 😭

[jaunty fern]

Yea, if you mail me your hamster I can stick a wire into it so you can use it as a mouse

[modern star]

nah its owned by one of the old lunar guys

[jaunty fern]

👍

[pseudo forge]

Uh where do you plug in hamster

[modern star]

its been around for a few years i did use to play it

[jaunty fern]

just your usb port

or usb-c

[vital ginkgo]

ive been looking for a keyboard

[tender flax]

cant really help then i havent touched prebuilts in a while

[jaunty fern]

[prisma vortex]

We just promoting stupid p2w servers now 💀

[jaunty fern]

bridge75

[valid lantern]

So they paid prob a few 10ks to get 0 new players💀🙏

[mortal rampart]

right so idk if it was a coincidience or what but like when the ping happend all other channels dissapeared.

[vital ginkgo]

what if i have a budget

of like 200

[jaunty fern]

it's like $100

[mortal rampart]

now theres a few tbat can be seen

[vital ginkgo]

i could also do custom

cuz i have money

but im lowkey lazy

[mortal rampart]

quickquestions, chat, bot commands and maniachat

[jaunty fern]

So you want to customize it, but you're lazy

So basically you don't want to customize it

[tender flax]

customs get pricey

[jaunty fern]

^

[vital ginkgo]

how pricey

[tender flax]

the one im looking to build is ~500

[vital ginkgo]

the balls

[tender flax]

and my current one was like ~460

[jaunty fern]

very pricey

[pseudo forge]

What are you building?

[jaunty fern]

my last one was like $400 i believe

gave it to my little brother

[vital ginkgo]

why is rainy75 so expensive

it used to be like 90

tf

[jaunty fern]

the umbrella on the bottom of the rainy

looks goofy

[pseudo forge]

@neon trail thought you said tommorow you'll not be evil

[jaunty fern]

custom keyboard

keycaps, switches, etc

[neon trail]

if eating fish evil why fish made of food

[tender flax]

I also plan on getting custom keycaps made 🙏

[pseudo forge]

I didn't know they made custom keyboards, are there fish ones?

[valid lantern]

What are u guys spending over $200 for? The flagship comp keyboards are all less than $220-250

[vital ginkgo]

am i able to switch stuff in bridge75

[jaunty fern]

no no, not made, you get the parts yourself and assemble it

[pseudo forge]

If mowi evil why mowi made of food

[jaunty fern]

Or I guess maybe there's places you can ask to assemble for you

[uneven siren]

bro LOL someone just said someone was gonna buy a ratskin for me sent me a server and the server wanted my email and sent me a code to get into my account 😂

[jaunty fern]

that would probably be much pricier

[jaunty fern]

that's sick

also sounds expensive as fuhck

gotta send the finished product 😮‍💨

[modern star]

yeah discord bugged

[pseudo forge]

Why

[modern star]

i got told about that after

fuckin awful timing

[neon trail]

eat me

[tender flax]

I mean im tryna design it to fit my room so its gonna be a bit pricier

[jaunty fern]

some people like different colored/looking keycaps, and also some like a different sound when they press down on their keys. There's a wide range that produce different sounds

[pseudo forge]

Not hungry sorry, I had freeze dried apples and some yogurt for lunch

[cerulean tapir]

Is there a tool to see what ff is needed for contests?

[mossy veldt]

rizz

[jaunty fern]

So yea, you could get yourself a fish themed keyboard if you really wanted I believe

[jaunty fern]

very cool

[vital ginkgo]

is wooting good

[pseudo forge]

Im not smart enough to make one

[jaunty fern]

for the price range?

[vital ginkgo]

yeah

[jaunty fern]

hardly

Well, it's subjective

[vital ginkgo]

is it good disregarding the price tag

[valid lantern]

Wdym wooting has like the lowest response time

[fresh stirrup]

That's 🔥

[valid lantern]

Or myb 2nd

[jaunty fern]

I wouldn't get their plastic model, I was looking at their aluminum version and it was like ~329 I believe

I have a preference for a heavier keyboard

[jaunty fern]

Really doesn't matter

It's milisecond differences

[valid lantern]

Thats like the main point alongside with other performance stats

[mossy veldt]

thats not fire 😭

[valid lantern]

Main selling point I shiuld say

[jaunty fern]

The main gimmick of the wooting is it's HE

[fresh stirrup]

Yes it is

[jaunty fern]

and it has a lot of popularity because pro's use it

[fresh stirrup]

Freeze dried fruit Is so good

[mossy veldt]

nah bro 😭

[valid lantern]

Isnt the HE something switch related and thus performance related

[jaunty fern]

Magnets, yes

[fresh stirrup]

And with yogurt it must be even better

[vital ginkgo]

i think it allows for different activation points

[jaunty fern]

My point wasn't that it's a worse keyboard or anything

[mossy veldt]

ah hell naw, im ngl i havent eaten a fruit or vegetable in roughly 3-4 months 🤔

[jaunty fern]

Just that the performance is hardly noticeable for average people that play games

[valid lantern]

Althought in not up to date whether razer steelseries or wooting is best rn, they constsntly swap places the last time I bought a keyboard was 2021

[vital ginkgo]

do i just get whatever keyboard you said

the bridge75

[valid lantern]

Yea mouse is more importnat imo

[fresh stirrup]

Feinberg is that you?

😭

[jaunty fern]

Mouse is more important yea, I'd agree there

[pseudo forge]

If i buy keycaps can I just pull my keys off and use them?

[mossy veldt]

LMAO? I just eat only meat icl

[mossy veldt]

yeah

[valid lantern]

I wanted to buy the superlight 2 but if I read a convo above correctly it seems like it isnt flagship anymore

[jaunty fern]

Yes and no. It depends on if your keyboard allows for swapping keycaps. Some don't and some do

If you look up your keyboard you can find out, and you can buy a keycap puller for like $2 or something

[pseudo forge]

Is there a kind of keyboard good for them that like blue

Because look what I found

[jaunty fern]

Personally, when I was looking for new keyboards like 3-4 months ago I couldn't find any decent cheap ones

[jaunty fern]

Wdym

can you rephrase

I don't understand the question

Are you talking about like the outer part?

Not the keys?

You want a blue base?

[pseudo forge]

Yeah like keyboard that's blue

Like good brand / blue

[jaunty fern]

Yeah, you can buy keyboard bases

Or

I'm sure there's plenty of blue/light blue colored keyboards that allow for swapping out keycaps

then you could just plop those keycaps you want in

[valid lantern]

Doesn't ducky have many blue based ones

[jaunty fern]

Just my recommendation, I got it a couple months ago and I've been happy with it.

[jaunty fern]

haven't heard anything about ducky since like

2021 fortnite

2020

[pseudo forge]

Fruit and veggies are yummy

[valid lantern]

Yea same lmao but its blue

[mossy veldt]

nah steak, chicken, pork, yk the good stuff

[pseudo forge]

Is ducky a keyboard brand?

[mossy veldt]

i fw fruits tho

[valid lantern]

Ye

[jaunty fern]

how can you send images 💔

[fresh stirrup]

Hating on potatoes is insane

[jaunty fern]

where do I acquire this

[mossy veldt]

nah theyre good, but like meat is better yk

[pseudo forge]

https://tenor.com/view/when-someone-takes-your-food-deal-with-it-thug-l-ife-gif-12054459

Because im tuff

[fresh stirrup]

U said u haven't eaten a vegetable in 4 months

[pseudo forge]

Am legend rank

[jaunty fern]

oh

how do u get that

[oak jasper]

Howww

[pseudo forge]

https://tenor.com/view/money-mr-crabs-mr-crabs-money-money-money-money-gif-15303388842284429427

[jaunty fern]

[oak jasper]

Rip

[jaunty fern]

I forgot she donated like 30b worth of skyblock items

😮‍💨

rich rich

[oak jasper]

JESUS CHRIST

[jaunty fern]

no im js kidding

i think

[oak jasper]

Bruh lol

[fresh stirrup]

Ranalysis u should donate ur acc for legend role

[jaunty fern]

lowk

if u give me your account I can donate it for you

save you the hassle

[hushed eagle]

🐈

[fresh stirrup]

Bro just got free shipping aswell

That's crazy

[jaunty fern]

LOL

[oak jasper]

🫥

[mossy veldt]

yeah, they still good, just not something im eating rn 🥱

[jaunty fern]

wtf

4 months

😭

[mossy veldt]

i needa gain weight twin 😭

[fresh stirrup]

How can u eat meat without some onion tho lowk

Put the meat in the pan throw some onions

[mossy veldt]

because meat is peak dawg

[jaunty fern]

you can gain weight while adding vegetables into your food 😭

[mossy veldt]

fuh naw

takes up too much room in my stomach

[jaunty fern]

you don't cook your protein with anything..?

[mossy veldt]

im eating like 6 steaks a week bro

[fresh stirrup]

Salt and pepper

gg

[jaunty fern]

throw onions n shit in there

[mossy veldt]

cooking up full chickens

everyday bro

[jaunty fern]

it wouldn't take up room in your stomach tho

cooking it shrinks them

[mossy veldt]

nah twin 😭 with how much i actually eat dawg 😭 it would

[jaunty fern]

How much you weigh rn?

[mossy veldt]

141lbs

[jaunty fern]

and what're you trying to get to

[mossy veldt]

180

[jaunty fern]

oh damn

oh

fuck

140, how many meals a day?

[fresh stirrup]

Ya bro ur gonna die of cardiovascular disease

It's so cooked

[mossy veldt]

WHEEZING

[mossy veldt]

3 main meals, with like some snacks in between

like tuna yk

[jaunty fern]

how many calories

or do you not track

[fresh stirrup]

Do u add some mayo in that

Maybe put it on a salad or bread

[jaunty fern]

bread makes you full

faster

no good 👎

[rare idol]

i like fishing in third person and wanted to add a better third person mod to my pack, its completely clientside but would it be bannable?

[jaunty fern]

depends

[fresh stirrup]

Salad then

[jaunty fern]

is it free look

[mossy veldt]

dawg i eat it out the pack

[spark condor]

anyone have good suggestion for dyed armor sets

[rare idol]

can i link a modrinth link

[fresh stirrup]

Ya bro that's disgusting

[jaunty fern]

whats your price range

[spark condor]

any price range

[mossy veldt]

WHEEZING BRO

[jaunty fern]

I don't think you can send links here

[spark condor]

mainly coa + crimson

[rare idol]

https://modrinth.com/mod/better-third-person

[fresh stirrup]

Might as well eat wet cat food

[mossy veldt]

nah twin i be eating like roughly 5-6 packs of it before and after the gym

[jaunty fern]

oh i guess that worked

[spark condor]

https://discord.com/channels/590637917227974666/1487190960411770951

[jaunty fern]

nadeshiko

[spark condor]

preferably under 100m per dye but im not picky

[jaunty fern]

sangria

oh

[spark condor]

😭

[jaunty fern]

under 100m

[rare idol]

yea just that mod idk if its bannable tho

[fresh stirrup]

How do u get ur fiber or vitamins

Like actually

[spark condor]

humans are a good source of fiber

[mossy veldt]

🤔 gummies

[spark condor]

dirt has a decent amount of vitamins

[fresh stirrup]

0_0

[mossy veldt]

yo what are we talking about rn 😭

[fresh stirrup]

Huh

Like

[jaunty fern]

You can't use that mod

[fresh stirrup]

Vitamin gummies

[jaunty fern]

It's bannable

[mossy veldt]

yeah

[fresh stirrup]

💀

[mossy veldt]

that and some other stuff

[jaunty fern]

Unfortunately

[mossy veldt]

been thinking bout roids too

[fresh stirrup]

Ur dying in like 3 years bro

I'm sorry

[spark condor]

actually im fairly certain humans arent good at fiber

[jaunty fern]

aren't good at fiber?

[rare idol]

whatttt, what makes it bannable?

[mossy veldt]

im dying bro 😭

[silent hare]

Balls

[spark condor]

please tell me this is satire

[mossy veldt]

nah 😭

[spark condor]

gg

[mossy veldt]

been thinking bout it recently

[jaunty fern]

It's freelook, it's been banned for ages. Well it's not "banned" necessarily, but it can get you banned.

[fresh stirrup]

Sooner rather than later ah mentality ✌️ 💔

[jaunty fern]

It's because it's like a disadvantage in other gamemodes or wtvr

a disadvantage for others, advantage for you*

[mossy veldt]

IM NOT GONNA DIE DAWG 😭

[fresh stirrup]

Might as well make it 6 months

[mossy veldt]

BROOOOOO

[fresh stirrup]

If u keep this up

Uh

Ya

[mossy veldt]

im not gonna twin

[jaunty fern]

Bro's gonna have heart palpitations in a couple weeks

[spark condor]

nah he's on to something, you dont gotta eat anything

[fresh stirrup]

😭

[jaunty fern]

anyone wanna place any bets for over/under

[spark condor]

just drink protein powder, eat gummies

[mossy veldt]

im fucking wheezing dawg

[mossy veldt]

THEY GET IT 🗣️

[spark condor]

😭

[jaunty fern]

yea probably from the lack of veggies bud

[fresh stirrup]

Under 4 months

[spark condor]

nah bro just eat vitamins

fr fr no cap

[fresh stirrup]

He will be living on a ventilator

[jaunty fern]

take fish oil pills

or wtvr they're called

[mossy veldt]

DAWG VEGGIES AINT EVEN THAT

[mossy veldt]

i do 🗣️

[jaunty fern]

tbh, I used to think that

but now I dice green onions and add that shit to everything

[fresh stirrup]

Veggies are a source of vitamins, minerals, and fiber

All things

[jaunty fern]

chicken, beef, pork

turkey

anything

[fresh stirrup]

Your body NEEDS to FUNCION

[mossy veldt]

it does function

but im 6.6% body fat dawg

I NEED FAT

NOT THAT SHIT 😭

IM DYING FROM LACK OF FAT

[jaunty fern]

6.6%?

[fresh stirrup]

Just eat healthy oml

[jaunty fern]

Did you go to a place to measure your bf?

[mossy veldt]

doctor

[jaunty fern]

I'm guessing you're just not eating as much as you think you are

[fresh stirrup]

Don't eat a lot of carbs if u want to gain weight

[mossy veldt]

doctor told me straight up i need to get 15lbs of fat

[fresh stirrup]

Eat fruits and stuff with ur meat

[rare idol]

how do they even detect this sort of thing

[fresh stirrup]

Or else what

[hardy hawk]

@split isle

what server are you playing on

[mossy veldt]

Ill be low on energy

[split isle]

uh im full team

brasa 2x tho

[fresh stirrup]

If u need energy eat carbs

[jaunty fern]

Not sure, I forgot what it was. I just remember it being a big thing a while ago. But also all mods are use at your own risk

[fresh stirrup]

Like pasta

[hardy hawk]

team cap?

[mossy veldt]

ew

[fresh stirrup]

Holy brain

[mossy veldt]

fuh naw

hate pasta dawg

[split isle]

yeah

6

[fresh stirrup]

ANY CARBS

[mossy veldt]

LMAO

[fresh stirrup]

Bread bro

[mossy veldt]

i make homemade bread 🤔 i jus dont eat it

make it for the fam

[fresh stirrup]

[jaunty fern]

do you work out?

[fresh stirrup]

Homemade bread is so good

[mossy veldt]

constantly

[jaunty fern]

Yea, so you're just not eating as much as you think you are then

that's legit the only issue

[mossy veldt]

see i thought that first

then i started counting calories

[jaunty fern]

well thats why I asked

how many calories a day

[mossy veldt]

but then i started HATING food bro

[fresh stirrup]

Ya

That's how u hate food

[spark condor]

gym bro final boss?

[covert hawk]

@hardy hawk "wheres my healers they suck!"

exhibit A

[fresh stirrup]

Did no one tell bro this?

[mossy veldt]

uhhh i was pushing like 3k a day for a while, then i stopped because i couldnt like stand food bro

[mossy veldt]

LMAO

[spark condor]

are we fr

[mossy veldt]

bros hating on me so much its unreal

[spark condor]

just eat bro what are you training for 😭

[mossy veldt]

it was acutally cancerous to eat anymore

[fresh stirrup]

Every human being who tracks calories hates eating

[fresh stirrup]

Jesus christ

[jaunty fern]

Well, I would say if you're 140, 3k would be ideal

[mossy veldt]

BRO IT WAS FINE AT FIRST, but after like idk 3 weeks

i looked at food and genuinely thought of dying bro

[hardy hawk]

when have i ever said that

i never blamed anyone this game

[covert hawk]

that game

[fresh stirrup]

It's almost like if u didn't care Abt what anyone said and just decided to eat like a normal person none of this would have happened

Crazy

[covert hawk]

learn from your mistakes please

[mossy veldt]

I DO EAT NORMALLY

just like 🤔 yk only meat diet type shit

[fresh stirrup]

All of this came from "my doctor said I need to gain 15lbs otherwise I will be low on energy"

[mossy veldt]

counting calories = death ngl

[fresh stirrup]

❌ not normal

[fresh stirrup]

I agree

[jaunty fern]

u just not disciplined 🥀

[mossy veldt]

IT IS NORMAL HELLO?

[fresh stirrup]

People shouldn't do it

[mossy veldt]

😭 nah bro i go to the gym daily

but like i cant eat like that anymore dawg

[jaunty fern]

What protein are you eating daily

[fresh stirrup]

This guy has not heard of a balanced diet in his entire life

[mossy veldt]

usually steak, pork, orrrrrr chicken tbh

[fresh stirrup]

That's completely fine bro 😭

[jaunty fern]

You might have high cholesterol

[fresh stirrup]

This ISNT

[spark condor]

bruh

[mossy veldt]

nah trust

strokes do run in my family tho 🤔

like last week i think i had 12k mg of sodium in like 3 days

[next scaffold]

is there a mod that highlights any mob, cuz this verdant grind is killin me

[mossy veldt]

i havent had a stroke yet so im tapped in tho fr

[fresh stirrup]

High cholesterol causes are:
Unhealthy diet ✅
Lack of excersise ❌
Obesity ❌
Smoking ❌
Genetics ❓

[hardy hawk]

sure whatever

im done with rivals for today we are like 1-5

ill hop on later for lethal

[mossy veldt]

this mfer deadass 😭 went and did this bro

i vape tho 🤔

[fresh stirrup]

I'm concerned man

[fresh stirrup]

Holy

[mossy veldt]

IM WHEEZING BRO

[jaunty fern]

oh

you vape

[fresh stirrup]

It's getting harder and harder to help u with every message u send

[jaunty fern]

you're beyondf help nvm then

[fresh stirrup]

Ya bro

[mossy veldt]

nahhhh bro it aint even that bad

[fresh stirrup]

Il be at ur funeral in 5

[stiff crest]

as someone with horrible cholesterol that isnt in like bad shape

that’s just how it is

diet

it’s 90% diet

like u eat meat and cheese every meal u r gonna have abysmal cholesterol no matter what u do

[mossy veldt]

IM AINT DYING

[fresh stirrup]

😭😭😭😭 what have I been saying brochacho

[stiff crest]

like weight and fitness matter but that’s not the reason

if u eat meat and cheese u gon suffer

[jaunty fern]

yep, my oldest brother used to down beef and rice daily

came back from his annual checkup

[stiff crest]

i eat meat and cheese almost every meal

[jaunty fern]

had unhealthy bad cholestoral levels

[stiff crest]

my cholesterol is awful bro

it’s diet

[fresh stirrup]

He's trying to fix the symptoms without looking at the problem

[jaunty fern]

no

[stiff crest]

ya u can b in shape all u want ur insides gon b fuckied

[jaunty fern]

he just wants to complain about the symptoms and the problem without fixing either

[stiff crest]

ya

mood tho

[jaunty fern]

🗿

[mossy veldt]

hey im perfectly healthy 😭

ive been checked numberous times

[jaunty fern]

you vape

[fresh stirrup]

Biggest 🧢 of 2026

[stiff crest]

vaping gon fuck u up

[jaunty fern]

ur mentally chalked if you vape

[stiff crest]

high cholesterol gon fuck u up

get a good diet bro

[jaunty fern]

idk what mindset u have to think "let me inhale metals" atp just go start munching on pencil lead

[mossy veldt]

YOOO??

nah bro

my lungs have been checked

perfectly fine

[stiff crest]

im relatively normal weight and im prediabetic and have super high cholesterol

it’s all diet

nd im 21

like

[jaunty fern]

yea you probably got checked by johnny sins or smth

[stiff crest]

fix that shi or u gon get messed up

[mossy veldt]

the only thing i need is like weight

[stiff crest]

weight is not the source of those problems

[jaunty fern]

your doctor fs said perfect lungs

[fresh stirrup]

Please stop this mentality

[jaunty fern]

👍

[stiff crest]

u can drop weight and ur still gonna have awful health

[fresh stirrup]

U need a nutritionist

[mossy veldt]

WHY YALL GEEKING

[stiff crest]

i forget to eat when i get stressed, i drop weight easily

it doesnt fix

[mossy veldt]

bro im in perfect health

[jaunty fern]

bro needs a brain

[stiff crest]

the problems of a bad diet

[mossy veldt]

itll change longer down the road

[stiff crest]

dont work like that

[jaunty fern]

bros just ragebaiting atp

[fresh stirrup]

Bros health 📉

[stiff crest]

u mess up ur health it’s 5x harder to fix

[mossy veldt]

but like as of right now, my health is peak

[jaunty fern]

but vaping is just dumb ash icl

[stiff crest]

ya

idk he cant be helped

Fixing weight doesnt fix anything ab health

[mossy veldt]

yall tweaking over sum slight

[stiff crest]

u can drop 15 pounds in a month if u want bro

it’s not gon help

[mossy veldt]

i need to GAIN 15 pounds 😭

[stiff crest]

doesnt mean u chug fats then

[mossy veldt]

idk how else to do it, besides stuff my face until i drop

[stiff crest]

eat normally n you’ll b a healthy weight lmao

tryna fix ur weight up or down is dumb

get a normal ass diet and basic exercise n you’ll get to a weight that’s healthy for u n ur lifestyle

[fresh stirrup]

Maybe if u possibly just maybe ate a balanced diet with minimal carbs you could achieve that goal sooner

[fresh stirrup]

What do u drink

[mossy veldt]

i workout daily, eat as much as possible

[fresh stirrup]

Daily

What is ur liquid intake

[mossy veldt]

we dont talk about drinks 😭

[fresh stirrup]

Fucking hell

[mossy veldt]

thatll prolly be what kills me ngl

[stiff crest]

nutrition is based on the person and activity level and metabolism

[mossy veldt]

yo i was drunk for 3 weeks straight last july 😭

[fresh stirrup]

Remember this ^

[stiff crest]

if u kno how much u burn on avg and how much u eat then u kno

[stiff crest]

if ur chugging that many drinks theres no way ur skinny unintentionally

all im sayin

[hardy hawk]

@covert hawk are you on sb

[mossy veldt]

i am quite skinny 🤔

[covert hawk]

about to be

[mossy veldt]

i mean not really intentionally

[hardy hawk]

come get your money

[stiff crest]

some ppl r naturally skinny

[fresh stirrup]

Breaking news

[stiff crest]

but if ur chugging that much in alcohol ur not skinny unintentionally

[mossy veldt]

it was my birthday dawg 😭

[pseudo forge]

Hiii cole

[mossy veldt]

i stopped drinking tho 🤔

[stiff crest]

Hi mochi :)

[fresh stirrup]

It's a birthDAY not MONTH

[stiff crest]

ya drinking is calories

u cant chug tons of alcohol and not gain weight if ur eating normally

[fresh stirrup]

So then what r u drinking now

[mossy veldt]

LMAO

[pseudo forge]

My birthmonth i want presents everyday

[tender flax]

dont give him it

[mossy veldt]

yo i wont lie, im drinking 2 liter mtn dew daily

[fresh stirrup]

Can't wait for bro to say 6-7 cans a monster a day

[pseudo forge]

Wyd doing? Fishing?

[mossy veldt]

that and tea

[tender flax]

??? bro what

[stiff crest]

err, my presence is a gift right?

[stiff crest]

im on work at break so im just eating and seeing what in the world is goin on here

[fresh stirrup]

And bro wonders why he isn't gaining weight

[stiff crest]

i was gonna p u last nite but u werent on

[mossy veldt]

WOULDNT THAT HELP ME GAIN WEIGHT?

[fresh stirrup]

No

It's acid

[stiff crest]

idk bro if u just eat normal live normal you’d get to a good weight

ts is simple

[fresh stirrup]

It burns everything

[stiff crest]

also weight does not matter if ur drinking that much mtn dew

[fresh stirrup]

Water is infinitely easier to gain weight with

[stiff crest]

u gon die long before that brother

[tender flax]

why are we even drinking 2l of mtn dew daily

[mossy veldt]

wait you actually have a point there

[mossy veldt]

cap

water weight disappears as fast as it comes

thats why you drink straight water during a cut

[stiff crest]

brother does not get how biology works at all

eat normally

drink water

[mossy veldt]

mtn dew kinda goated

[fresh stirrup]

That's why you drink it with normal food

[stiff crest]

drinking isnt gon be bad to gain weight but like

[fresh stirrup]

LF brain

[stiff crest]

b normal bro

[mossy veldt]

i am normal

[fresh stirrup]

Like

Mentality

[mossy veldt]

my friends are worse off than me yet im not normal?

[fresh stirrup]

Or physically

Cus it's neither 💀

[pale tapir]

Can anyone do f2 for me eman

Tier2

[fresh stirrup]

Low bar

[mossy veldt]

d1 hater bro holyyyy

[fresh stirrup]

D1 truther*

[mossy veldt]

d1 HATER brooo

[stiff crest]

this is like major 80 iq frat boy energy

ngl

this is like interact till u get bored type shi

[fresh stirrup]

Ur in d to the enial

[mossy veldt]

wtf 😭

im still healthy rn, wont be in the future, but rn i am

[stiff crest]

my roomate was a raging alcoholic in college, my unhealthy lifestyle wasnt normal just cuz his was worse

yakno

lmfao

[fresh stirrup]

Why are we not focusing on the future

[stiff crest]

if ur gonna be unhealthy in the future then you are unhealthy now

dumbo

[mossy veldt]

the present matters rn

[stiff crest]

if u were healthy rn you’d b staying healthy

[mossy veldt]

the future is too far to be worrying for

[stiff crest]

emo 12 year old shit

[fresh stirrup]

3 days is too far 🥀

[mossy veldt]

LMAOOOO

yo 😭

IM NOT DYING ANYTIME SOON TWIN

[stiff crest]

wanna bet

[fresh stirrup]

💀

[mossy veldt]

ill put a whole 10k on it rn

[fresh stirrup]

Il visit u in ur deathbed in a week dw

[stiff crest]

shi, do 100k i’ll make sure im right /s

[mossy veldt]

IM NOT DYING BRO 😭

[mossy veldt]

LMAOOOOOO

[fresh stirrup]

Wild

[mossy veldt]

insane 😭

[stiff crest]

Ossifer it was a njoke

chat philosophy time

[fresh stirrup]

On a real note tho, fix ur diet: eat a balance of meat and greens and minimal carbs

Fix ur drinking habits, please just drink water

And stop vaping

[stiff crest]

if this guy dies to something completely unrelated is it funny for the bit or is it sad, or both

[fresh stirrup]

These are the ways to fix ur life

U have to do all of them btw

[stiff crest]

philosophical

[fresh stirrup]

It was expected

[stiff crest]

bro is binge drinking hes not doin any of allat

[mossy veldt]

Pull up to the funeral and say "he owed me 10k"

[stiff crest]

ong im putting an iou in the casket

[mossy veldt]

Bet

[stiff crest]

but like for completely unrelated causes

does it become a little bit funny

philosophy for ya

[fresh stirrup]

Ig

[mossy veldt]

I wont be dying from any habits soon 🥱

[stiff crest]

Guess i’ll just diff you then

[fresh stirrup]

If u don't change any habits you won't die soon you will die sooner

[stiff crest]

noob

gonna float down to hell and see i gapped this loser on the speedrun leaderboards

[storm nimbus]

bro

[pseudo forge]

Im at work too :<

[jaunty fern]

thought u were asking if I wanted to fish earlier

but u been at work smh

[stiff crest]

then u should yap more so we’re both less bored

duh

[keen aurora]

Hi mochi

[stiff crest]

so i can yoink u to be my fishing minion asw?

[jaunty fern]

yea sure

if you pay me in cosmetics

[stiff crest]

minions dont get paid silly

and ur not getting a free will either

[pseudo forge]

Hiii aex

[jaunty fern]

then I'm no minion

[stiff crest]

grr

[pseudo forge]

Ooh is that why you asked how long

[stiff crest]

mochi convince the lad

[jaunty fern]

no cosmetics = no minion

[pseudo forge]

Lots of important people around rn

[keen aurora]

Me drink

[pseudo forge]

Er free labor is fun

[stiff crest]

got it, not important, taken personally

[jaunty fern]

well no, I was just asking how long because I wanted to fish

[stiff crest]

yes

[pseudo forge]

Soda?

[stiff crest]

ooh

[pseudo forge]

Oh lmao

[stiff crest]

me drink later too?

[jaunty fern]

was just confused earlier because I thought you were asking me to fish

but ur not even home

🗿

[keen aurora]

What ya think

I’m lwk drunk

[pseudo forge]

Im sorry far from home lmao

[keen aurora]

Tipsyy

[stiff crest]

shots later whoo

[keen aurora]

I’m only 2 shots in

[stiff crest]

mochi shots later

[keen aurora]

🥹

[stiff crest]

and im at work for 4 more hours 🥀

[keen aurora]

Last time i puked

I had 13 shots and 2 pints

[keen aurora]

Son

Good luck

[stiff crest]

bit much, cant game with too much

[keen aurora]

You going out tn?

[stiff crest]

i dont go out i lazy

[keen aurora]

It was caramel vodka

[stiff crest]

i say no to people far too often

[keen aurora]

It’s a mic

Mix

[stiff crest]

im surprised i get any invites

lol

[keen aurora]

Pretty light

[keen aurora]

Wha

I wish bro

[stiff crest]

i rarely drink

[stiff crest]

ya i dont get invited out much cuz i say no every single time

lol

[keen aurora]

My friends be buying drinks for me

[stiff crest]

idk i b a little antisocial

[jaunty fern]

so real 😮‍💨

[stiff crest]

i lose touch w people if i dont see them regularly

an then i say no to the people that r around n do invite me out 😪

[keen aurora]

I got 0

[keen aurora]

O

[jaunty fern]

no video game ever let me down like people have 😪

[vivid cave]

Why?

[keen aurora]

Real

[stiff crest]

if it makes u feel better theres probably like 4 people i could go out n do stuff w tops

an they’re all coworkers

lul

[jaunty fern]

tbh

all u need is like

1-4 good friends

[stiff crest]

ya depends on the persom

[pseudo forge]

Im a light weight and I have work tommorow too lol

[stiff crest]

some ppl r very social some r not

[jaunty fern]

and underaged

[stiff crest]

so only like 2 or 3 shots for mochi and we fish :)

[stiff crest]

semantics for drinking age

[hushed eagle]

Hell yeah woke up at midnight again

🐈

[jaunty fern]

oh

european

[stiff crest]

no

[vivid cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189938181014036482/1267532930033516585/otag.gif

[stiff crest]

do u guys not just underage drink?

huh

[vivid cave]

No embed perms 😭

[stiff crest]

doesnt literally everyone underage drink

[jaunty fern]

Never have drank, probably never will

[stiff crest]

well ya

[jaunty fern]

My dad had a drinking problem tbh

[fresh stirrup]

Holy illegal /j

[stiff crest]

but then ur not drinking when ur 21 either

but like

once ur 18 if u wanna drink u drink

if u dont wanna drink u dont but that wont change when ur 21

[jaunty fern]

I'm turning 20

doubt I'll drink at 21

[stiff crest]

ya so u wouldnt drink anyway

[jaunty fern]

Yea

[stiff crest]

but if u were the drinking type you’d start at 18

[vivid cave]

Totally understand not wanting to drink

[stiff crest]

is mypoint

not drinking is perf fine but like

[jaunty fern]

Yea i get u

[stiff crest]

21 is not like the limit realistically

[keen aurora]

O

[jaunty fern]

I have a friend that started drinking at like 16

first week of classes started

[stiff crest]

like i went off to college at 17 and i drank when i wanted

ya

[keen aurora]

Mochi

[jaunty fern]

and one night he was already black out drunk

[stiff crest]

exactly

[keen aurora]

Come to spain

And drink withbme

[stiff crest]

i didnt have a fake but i could just ask roomie

[keen aurora]

[pseudo forge]

For purchase purposes ;3 allegedly

[pseudo forge]

@keen aurora aex

[keen aurora]

Hello

[jaunty fern]

you're in possession of a fake ID 🫢

[stiff crest]

aex is gonna be passed out by the time i get home

[jaunty fern]

allegedly

[pseudo forge]

No that's a crime

Allegedly

[jaunty fern]

allegedly in possession of a fake ID

[keen aurora]

Pmg

[stiff crest]

mochi ignored me like always

Tsk tsk

[keen aurora]

You’re underaged mochi

[jaunty fern]

supposedly fake ID*

[keen aurora]

I just realised

[stiff crest]

fake ids are so not worth it

[hushed eagle]

It’s not a crime if you don’t get caught

🐈

[fresh stirrup]

What 😭

[pseudo forge]

What did you say was doing a flra

[stiff crest]

like it’s not that risky but why would u ever

[keen aurora]

I’ve never passed out before

[stiff crest]

sigh

[keen aurora]

Only puked

[keen aurora]

Drinking

[jaunty fern]

Isn't it a felony or smth

[keen aurora]

She’s 20

[jaunty fern]

I don't remember

[keen aurora]

In the states

[fresh stirrup]

Isn't she like 26

I thought

[jaunty fern]

LMAO

[pseudo forge]

No im 20

[keen aurora]

She’s 20

[fresh stirrup]

Oh

[jaunty fern]

26 😭

[stiff crest]

it’s not like risky cuz u probably wont get caught but it’s also just not worth the punishment for smtg like that

[pseudo forge]

Why did you think im 26 😭

[hushed eagle]

Ancient

[keen aurora]

I’m 16 son

[strong tinsel]

smb quick buy sharpness vii pls

[keen aurora]

😭

[jaunty fern]

He was saying you give off old vibes

[fresh stirrup]

You act like it

[jaunty fern]

[stiff crest]

mochi does not act 26

respectfully

[pseudo forge]

Im not old 😭

[pseudo forge]

I choose to accept this as a compliment

[stiff crest]

u have like an old person sounding job tbh

[strong tinsel]

yes u r bro ur name is mochi minnow

smb quick buy sharpness vii pls

[stiff crest]

but u completely act ur age

[hushed eagle]

20 is old

[stiff crest]

i dont think it’s positive or negative tbh

[jaunty fern]

nuh uh

💔

[hushed eagle]

Yuh uh

[keen aurora]

Movhi

[strong tinsel]

childrens game btw

[jaunty fern]

don't do that to me

🥀

[keen aurora]

You’re ancient

And 3 apples tall

[pseudo forge]

I am like the youngest in the office ngl

[keen aurora]

I remember ts

[fresh stirrup]

20 is aunt status

[jaunty fern]

🥀

[strong tinsel]

in the office..

agepill

[stiff crest]

ya cuz that’s not like a default job outta college, u have like an adult job bro

[jaunty fern]

what else do you call the work place

[strong tinsel]

i dont work?

its a CHILDRENS game

[jaunty fern]

ok

a childrens game?

[strong tinsel]

yes bro

minecraft is a kids game

[acoustic cairn]

sub 5

[strong tinsel]

stay with me now

minecraft is meant for younger audience

[keen aurora]

[jaunty fern]

Didn't realize there was an age limit on hobbies like games

[acoustic cairn]

get a load of this guy

[jaunty fern]

😭

[fresh stirrup]

100% bro

[jaunty fern]

are you saying adults can't go fishing because kids also fish

[strong tinsel]

"i got killed by some 1952 vietnamese citizen, that gave me ptsd because i ran up a tree but then the craziest thing happened. i got teleported to the cemetery at the beijing park in china"

jobs bro jobs

[stiff crest]

y’all realize

[fresh stirrup]

Minecraft is rated e for everyone except for old people

[stiff crest]

skyblock is a lot of 20 year olds right

[keen aurora]

Yeah

I might puke tn

[acoustic cairn]

i geniuanly hate you with my heart and i just met you

[stiff crest]

like 2019 was years ago now

[strong tinsel]

which it shouldnt be btw

[keen aurora]

[strong tinsel]

60% of com is dorks/losers 😭

[stiff crest]

all the teenagers who played skyblock when it came out

[fresh stirrup]

There's also a lot of kids 💀

[stiff crest]

r the ones who r still playing

[jaunty fern]

why are you outing yourself 😭

[stiff crest]

yeah but nobody interacts w them they’re annoying

[strong tinsel]

no genuinely

it gets to a point

[acoustic cairn]

no not rlly, most of us who started playing started during covid and we just like the game

[keen aurora]

I was liek 10

[strong tinsel]

most of us werent 18 during covid

[acoustic cairn]

???

[stiff crest]

idt most people started during covid

[acoustic cairn]

how old are you

[strong tinsel]

not an adult

[stiff crest]

just people played from 2019-2022 as teens

[fresh stirrup]

COVID was 6 years ago ✌️

[jaunty fern]

His birth year is like 2015

[stiff crest]

and then when thebgame died

[jaunty fern]

💔

[keen aurora]

H iguys

[acoustic cairn]

wtf

[stiff crest]

the only ppl still playing

r the same tryhards that r older

lmao

[strong tinsel]

41 flip it around

[acoustic cairn]

i dont see whats bad about that

[jaunty fern]

you were born in 2014?

what the fuck

[strong tinsel]

no bro

[stiff crest]

can i bug u to galatea fish if mochi ignores me

[strong tinsel]

😭

[acoustic cairn]

holy shit

[fresh stirrup]

What 💀

[stiff crest]

it’s not bad it’s just the case lol

[fresh stirrup]

Bro can't even be on discord

That's crazy

[stiff crest]

sb’s average age is like years higher than a few years ago imo

[strong tinsel]

its 20 year olds on a kids game

[jaunty fern]

Not really sure how to galatea fish, usually I just lava fish or hotspot

I mean I guess I get the gist

one has fb

one blackhole or wtvr

[strong tinsel]

still average age is like under 14

[stiff crest]

Well both can fb and blackhole but im lazy and wanna stand still so mochi is fb minion

[pseudo forge]

Thats because im cool 😎

[strong tinsel]

its js the older poeple who sweat and are on dc and stuff are older