#general
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/p respectsadness
i feel dat
😭
lol
no where NEAR enough regen
also Axolotls are coldwater amphibians
we should add something for that
what about 50 base stat regen and an ability Failed Amphibian that gives more swim speed in the water but on land you lose your health regen
drink moar water
ill allow it...

It shall be the greatest pet
sadly hypixel admins hate treasure chance and regen for some reason so no way they would ever
get the taco of bells
i love axolotls
theyre so useless
mine will sit in the same spot for 2 days in a row and be perfectly content with that
I wish i could sit in the same spot for two days
woah cute
i have
it isnt fun
after i got my tongue split i basically just bed rotted for 3 days
oh goodness your tongue is split o.O
I would be way too scared im a wimp
can u control each side independently
yes :D
thats swag
do you have to practice to do that?
kinda
i have to stretch my tongue for 100 minutes a day for the next few months
just to ensure it stays as seperated as possible
and it gives me more mobility in the long run
nope :D
it actually feels pretty good
its like taking a big stretch when u wake up
but for ur tongue
oh neat
I have a shelf over my bed and i stick my feet up and press against it to stretch my back in the mornings. my favorite part of my day
why are there so many edaters in sbz general
edaters?
i just lay my body sideways on my fiance and use him like a chair backing to crack my spine
Lmao sounds efficient!
he has woken up a few times while im doing it and it usually just goes "am i getting stretched on-" "(strained voice) youre getting stretched on"
OH you dont even let him wake up first haha
he sleeps like a brick
too much work to wake him up on purpose
Im a super light sleeper normally so im envious of people like htat
i mentioned the "on purpose" part for a reason
hes in the military so he sleeps hard whenever he can
but the tiniest little noise will wake him up
its kinda sweet because hes just being protective
goals
Oh thats nice, must be nice because you dont have to worry about waking him up while sleeping
very much lol
i like to sleep in the crook of his arm and im NOT a still sleeper
so it works out pretty well
Im a sleep fighter too. I headbutted my wall this morning so thats how i woke up lol
I think i toss and turn a lot and just put too much power into it and hurt myself sometimes haha
lmao
some nights if i go to bed first, he will wrap me in a blanket before spooning because not only is it comfy, but im not gonna thrash him at night lol
is there a bot command to see cheapest sb xp?
LMAO Just straight jacketing you before bed for his own safety
he prefers it to the nest method that i used to have
our bed has like
5 pillows and a bunch of blankets
and i would bury myself under like 5 blankets
mmm I love burying myself in blankets. too many pillows restricts me too much so they end up on the floor though
I have like this weighted capybara plushie that i use as a pillow because he supports my neck perfectly
Same! its so cozy haha especially because im always cold
Ur profile is like 10/10
alaskanjake36 my goat
Thank you! I put a lot of effort into it haha - I love your profile too, the santa kitties especially
anyone got xalxx cords /p tyr6
is there like a wall of shame for scammers/hackers to warn people orrr?
-# i wish iiiiii had a cool discord profile
my profile is the tuffest tho
Fih 🥀
stinky sucker fish
sureee
Your profile is cool? all the colors work well together for the theme
attention bait fr
huh
That’s subjective it’s not that cool
this you thezz?
well i think youre cool is that subjective
did they make overgrown grass guaranteed on the first garden visit?
Yes
umm i dont think so but im also not a farmer
Technically subjective but pretty factual
ok cause i just got one on my first trade so like thats kinda insane
Congrats!!
Soft hands I can tell them boots ain’t for workin 
Im a fisher, my hands are tuff
anyone else have a issue waterings mutatuons on 1.21.10?
Oo cool I’ve only met a few of you guys
Rare these days
Unless there’s a meta idk about
We are a dying breed sadly, im working on my overflow exp
;crypt mochiminnow
There was an error
Your life is an error
idk how to do it
no its a greenhouse progression reward if your underlying question is "why is it so cheap"
;crypt mochiminnow
There was an error
bot is just down lol
at home
do you have a reliable allibi? sounding kinda suspicious
I bought about 200k wishing compasses a few months ago for a price of 0,2 coins per, and now there were buy orders for 300, 200 and 100 per xD. ez 40m
Holy fuck your a genius
Generational flip
4 booster cookies
Friend of mine bought 200k traps (the traps from dungeons) for like nothing and when they had an npc sell price he profited like 400m
oh wow
bro im only at museum milestone ten and my museum value is 1.36b 😭
how am i sposed to get to 40 brother
fishing overflow xp is lame, hunting overflow is where it’s at
Fishing is great why hunt
@hardy hawk siege?
i dont have siege installed
no
dont ever wanna play that again
im about to eat we can play rivals in like 30 if you want
Does anyone know if hypixel allows phone launchers for minecraft bc my phone could run the game better than my computer I was checking if it was allowed
lol ok
uhh sure
Anybody know?
yeah
ok so i was trying to put a ruby power scroll on my florid zombie sword and it isnt working... do i need gemstone collection to apply the scroll, i bought it on ah
hunting is great why fish
After growing annoying/long mutations for ages, turtelini feels so chill
shitcan
guys plsss
use the right anvil
im mising lke 44 from unique visitors ig but
@wicked lark im finally done
cant do poker night today yall wanna do it tomorrow?
maybe
alr
@idle kiln
oh well
for +40 ff
but thats 200mil or whatever the fuck
i already have fermento art
im not spending like 100m for 10 ff
yeah no fair
hi
i will just be a chud who doesnt eq swap
thats okay
Y r u lying
who needs a voidrig in 2026
It's not even max lvl yet 😭
hmm
its ok ill wait til you max it
then you give it to me
just realized how miserable my non finnegan rates are
lol no
I keep trying to play m7 but i just cant
40 minute queue times and then 7 minute runs
is bers high effort
Probably not
U get crystals do I4 do terms shoot bow shoot more bow
Yep that's bers
i play tank so
Hey chat
Bers is like the middle ground of gear check
FROZEN CORPSE MILESTONE TIER VI
Cus I think u need a se term
yay taming 40
Holy moly
idt i want to go past 1500 mp
Huh
[SkyHanni] Profit for Vanguard Corpse: -21.3M
so il just convert my se term to duplex and get a worse se term
for now
Fuck corpses, imma run dungeons 
Why do I assume players aren't bad at the game
"fuck gambling, imma go gamble"
M7g is a very trustworthy source
??
M7 is chill, and i can get xp ^^
what oes this mean
so larp
Bad things happen in m7g so I've heard
u guys play the game?
Clearly not
i maxed my emerald slime bestiary today
im the goat
Fr
Isn't there like 21m accounts tho
True
100 bestiary a day keeps the grinding away
Basic 🥀
almost farming 51 :D
@covert hawk hop on?
Can I get a middleman or something thats verified
in game
ya
something 💔
vc
are you still trying hard, sweater?
thats tuff yo
IOk
F1reHearts is banned and wiped
who the hell is that
lol how dyk know
what does this mean for those of us that are employed
Ah yes, the normal
nvm yall arent unemployed enough
please elaboratew on who he is thank

do your own research i cbb
i have genuinely no idea how to research him every time i search his name nothing comesup
why do you have 2 more copies
this is the worst banner to pull for dupes on
@leaden spade today I unlock eda
i wanted a gold transmit
and i pulled and got 2 copies
gg
cheapest magical power per coins
a talisman which will give you 3mp and it costs 9m, that's 3 mil per mp
ohhh i see
cheapest is just cheapest way to progress with magical power for lowest cost
thank you thank you
I want to go home and fish
@raw ginkgo get summoned
@leaden spade help
@wicked lark holy
huh
u can just join public eda and get carried
calculations
also always remove one perk since the last loot is useless
(or bring a torid or smth with u)
yea we are duo rivals
i cant wait for my next 20 speed
its different evrey week
you should enable ALL debuffs except 1
do you bother with the equipment stuff
wym
have you been doing the gear events
idk I've been forgetting
hopefully I can get the 2nd gear in time
yeah
u gotta do the equipment asw..
right
thats like the whole quirk of eda
eff for spp
thats what the sowrds for
i dont have many modgems to spare
dude
i legit
im sacing like 3 speed for hp
because rinak keeps fucking me
@leaden spade@leaden spade ok
here's the plan
do everything except the warframe
cheese with titania's exalteds
yeah
you don't race rinak
rinak races you
how much speed do i have with the 20 sword
287
is it just 287?
oh
i need to get a 300
i can swap the chest for a higher speed when i get the sword
idk poli is a bit difficult to get to 300
contender opener gotta be rinak ran or zio
yea but my dps doesent match well with rinak
and i dont have zio
also rans gear req is too high for me
my speed pieces arent dps
oh right he needs 100 crit now
ig rinak is the slap speed gear regardless of stats unit
@fervent vault 1 sec my wifi dying 🥀
yea but rinak does nothing for my team
bro stop
spp needs like 2 25 speeds to reach 300 right
pretty much
💀
finally
@rich urchin josh said he’s disappointed in you playing Fortnite
yes
@rancid smelt josh said hi
@wicked lark should i build eligos
yes
Don’t got one near me
idk
a few months ago I'd have
said yes but he's mid now
taco bells open till like 3 am brother
that’s why it’s so good
if they closed at 11 they’d be shit
taco bell at my college was open till 4 am
the one around here is till like 2 or 3 am
it’s like the best part of taco bell
u get taco bell while ur drunk that’s what makes it taste good
ESO should get it rank 30 in a few min
im looking for someone to build
I had a burger
"cheese"
Shit tastes amazing
its actually like
pff
taco bell is delicious when drunk
but yeah if the debuffs arent that bad thats a good idea
burgers are like good for gatherings
Anything is
btw if u have never done it before, its DA not EDA
u need to complete DA first before u can do EDA
Wrong
da much easier
Was so fucking delicious
yeah
they're pretty tame
so I don't need to
unlock elite?
also eta is a little lighter
I can use saryn and ax52
That’s ass
Tbh
I prefer wraps
When I’m drunk
for x455 30 enchanted diamond block(768k diamonds) 17 refined titanium (43520 titanium)25 glacite jewels10 enchanted gold block (256k gold)5 enchanted iron blocks (128k iron)25 refined mithril (640k mithril or 4k enchanted mithril)
what the hell
guh I need to do a full challenge run to unlock it
Chipotle style places confuse me honestly
Because for some reason everyone insists on putting lettuce in their burritos
Or onions
wtf are either of those doing in a burrito
And then they portion everything like they’re expecting you to fill it with half a pound of lettuce
:(
did dungeon dailies reset?
@untold temple how do u check the slayer carry leader board all time
does stellar work near the big star on top of the forge
if im top 260 at foraging xp is that impressive?
alot
Nah a bit
One message removed from a suspended account.
One message removed from a suspended account.
im just a goat
isnt taunahi foraging macro route based
like a static route
cuz i swear mashclash released a vid where he snitched on the routes to hypixel
and got like 50 people banned
I haven't the slightest clue
bro is just making up words 🙏
i see
Well
how can i calculate how much money i will make with a minion setup
the commands only has xp
hyminions?
:
I've gsd and old fashion and othher stuff so now want to sleep
just join bro this guy is
But trapped
kvc
nvm
sob
Josha
Why pleasd
@rich urchin
hey
you are not ok
gg
bros cooked
@rich urchin Join
erm
you dont need to talk
mute
u caj ty-e
type
type
plz
plx#
p,z
i need
medical
advice
@rich urchin
yall whoever made the reforge request on the hoe please update the value of the hoe
the fungi cutter is not worth 0 coins 🙏
oh thas me
really?
😭
i didnt know how much it was
i thought cuz its copper and shi it wasnt .-.
well how much is it and how do i update it
they still have a price
its worth
i think its hella overpriced though but idk
basically 0 coins
filling museum is diabolical bro, most items are overpriced on auction by millions and theres hundreds to get through and some u have to craft urself like kms
how am i supposed to get to level 40 brother
1.4b value for level 10 and that’s most of the cheap ones..
if it's a clean mk I cutter, you can put the value for it as 750k
? im dead rn lol
rip
damn
lol
skyblock vs evil skyblock
@leaden furnace
[Bazaar] Sell Offer Setup! 1x Implosion for 225,450,843 coins.
🙏
i linked my sb acc but it still says i need to link my acc to use commands
Hi medo
ok
ill just ping you
this guy
hi
ur not even celestial?
no i dont play
Any Wotw guesses
fair
question
if u play more than like 40 hrs a season u should b celestial imo
could claiming minions who have been working for two years cause a staff flag
What is celssiral
no clue but celestial is a rank in marvel rivals
but i wasnt really paying that much attention to the conversation so idek if that’s what they were talking ab
no? unless u give it all to one other player, it pretty "normal"
interesting
any minion shops?
@rain steppe whyd i get blocked gng
i cant find any sellers online on minionah
you can probably find some sellers in #trading-offers
ok ty dammet

What is the best damage helmet for slayers? warden or primordial?
t11 inferno
one billion coa
nice
useless input
❓
"what is the BEST damage helmet for slayers?"
it is one billion coa
@split isle its past your bedtime boy
hello
sypoose
barely
go farm
my 24th letter of the alphabet and one keys dont work on my keyboard
cant farm whitout them
what's the 24th letter of the alphabet
see
S but sharp edges
z?
I thought alphabet has 26 letters
its 24 here in brazil idk
oh im just stupid actually
truth nuke
ifood it
thats mean
sorry
its okay...
joost wereld
is that joos alt
you
me?
yes
?
i shake#
ngl bro
if i eat something at night
its dinner for me
idc
true
😭
yes
oh my god
@rich urchin
@rich urchin
holy
@rich urchin
vc?
who is that
this guy pinged 6 people before you
i been replaced alreadt
please respond to your best friend
gg
@novel bloom ❤️
😭
wanna call>
@rich urchin an uncrustable and 2 protein bars is dinner?
wait
thats actually fire
im sleep
not for him he needs more than that
this is such a depress8jg meal dude
i promise
😭
u cna peak
mte*
but still
true
im just used to eating sctual dinner
what the fuck is zaxbys btw
joovc
bro ts just poor mans kfc
it looks like it from the images
woah
there will be death threats
wtfffffffff
he can mute
im sleep brother
he hasnt read mine hes so mean
why
this cannot be healthy
LMAOO
call
@idle kiln
yes
sorry king
5 seconds Google search
cold compress
im googling ! (1.3 seconds)
gg
?????
what
you said your eye is bleeding
stop
wtf
iits ok
ice pack brother
if you read my dm you would know pal
I will help you with the pizza
did i hear pizza
😋
im in bed so early todsy
tes
only 12 30 am on a weekend
its 4:30ak
criminal
@rich urchin can you unironically mute this guy
hello pizza

yum
yes
bro why does my keys simply work now
z and 1 werent working 30 minutes ago
😭
take a rest while its coming
nah
take a guess
idk i would suppose he bashed himself into it
true
oh
i get pizza
then sleep, yes
good. gotta sleep for poker night tomorrow bro
yes
bye king, gn
does your chair have wheels
oh no
just use it to go there
oh
can you get yourself up to your bed
sit there and try slowly to take a walk
atleast to stand still
dont fall foward though
good luck 
fall towards the bed
can’t get to fridge
gotta walk or you suck at genji bro
genji walks so you can too
i ordered it
yeah bro gotta get that pizza
yes
whatd you order
proper lie is tuff bro 🥹
bot help me
❓
im home finally, head hurts
go sleep!
lhoodigtb
i may have to it huyrts pretty bad and im so sleepy
hi josh ❤️
JIAO