general

[subtle pivot]

that was back in august though

[slim oasis]

Levels are irrelevant

[neon trail]

Well you arent anymore

[slim oasis]

I am dr house

[subtle pivot]

well erm actually

[thick pendant]

Beenjcowin?

[subtle pivot]

I technically have other accounts

but we dont talk about that

[slim oasis]

Whar

[neon trail]

Who couldve guessed, cheater has alts

[subtle pivot]

I wasnt even cheating

😭

[neon trail]

Yea cuz ppl get wiped for nothing

[subtle pivot]

happens all the time actually

I got banned for skyhanni vacuum and didnt care to appeal it because usually its a waste of time

[neon trail]

Uh huh

Lightest lie

[thick pendant]

Cee vee Lee dee

[subtle pivot]

believe what you want ig

[slim oasis]

I have to do some stuff first 🫃

[thick pendant]

@neon trail it’s bedtime grandpa

[slim oasis]

Truth

[neon trail]

You are wiped, have multiple alts, account share and are muted.
Yup defo not a cheater with ego

[slim oasis]

I use nofrills.

[thick pendant]

CHEATER

[stable blaze]

vheater

[subtle pivot]

a) not sure where I have an ego
b) I had stopped cheating 4 months before I got wiped
c) I wasn't the one who got the account muted
d) I got wiped for a bs reason
e) because mojang used to give people bedrock edition for free to legacy minecraft accounts and than when they gave everyone who had bedrock java and vice verca I had a few different accounts

[stable blaze]

aren’t you biggedt cheater

[torpid moon]

whats wrong with cheaters

[thick pendant]

@slim oasis he meows

[neon trail]

Yea i use experimentation table solver

[slim oasis]

[torpid moon]

their is absolutely nothing wrong with cheaters

[subtle pivot]

yeah bro

[slim oasis]

/wdr mowi

[torpid moon]

they are human too 🌹

[subtle pivot]

I use block wrong clicks

im a haxor

[slim oasis]

CLANKER

[torpid moon]

wait

which mod is that

I need to know

[elder heart]

https://klipy.com/gifs/anime-anime-girl-160

[torpid moon]

so I can avoid it

ofc

[slate sage]

what do yall use for cancel interact?

[lapis nimbus]

what does it do?

[subtle pivot]

I dont

but na

[stable blaze]

cheater

[slate sage]

let you throw pearls while looking at a block

[static zealot]

Y’all able to log in

[slate sage]

na?

[subtle pivot]

noamm

[lapis nimbus]

💀

thats like having a cheat to break a tree

[slate sage]

pearls are unusable without

unc you cant use pearls without cancel interact

[neon trail]

What

[static zealot]

bro?

what do you even use it for

[neon trail]

Just dont use pearls lmao

[slate sage]

dungeons

[slate sage]

just say that you troll in clear

[static zealot]

In what scenario

[slate sage]

pearl routes

[neon trail]

People play for fun little one

[slate sage]

pearl routes are fun

[neon trail]

To you

[static zealot]

I don’t know any route that requires cheating to be completed

[slate sage]

thats why i need a 1.21 version

[slate sage]

try to get out of any small room

[neon trail]

Thats what i got wasd for

@stable blaze im bored do smth, i know your lazy ass isnt up to smth rn

[scarlet shard]

they should js allow cheating atp

like 3/4 of the playerbased has some type of cheat

[lapis smelt]

Help

[neon trail]

How can i help dhasu

[lapis smelt]

I hve fever wht i do

😭

[idle kiln]

hi dhasu

[lapis smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/doggy-relaxing-good-night-night-nite-zzzzz-gif-17244105

[lapis smelt]

Hloooo

[neon trail]

Okay so get a towel and get it wet with cold water and wrap em around your calfs

[lapis smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/sick-scooby-doo-ill-unwell-coughs-gif-5078868424269645749

[lapis smelt]

Calfs?????

[neon trail]

Yes

Your lower leg

Under the knee

[lapis smelt]

Dont u put it on ur forehead

Ik wht calfs r

😭

[neon trail]

It works wonders on sour calfs

[lapis smelt]

Holy racism

[neon trail]

Wdym

[hexed chasm]

Can anyone help me to kill the leach supereme boss .

[subtle pivot]

pearl routes are lowkirk buns now

[idle kiln]

how are you

[idle kiln]

why is blud awake

what the flip

[subtle pivot]

Unfortunately

its 5 am and my sleep schedule is cooked

[idle kiln]

have you slept yet or woke up earlier

i can’t tell

[subtle pivot]

got up at like 11 am yesterday

[slate sage]

mainly good for getting into and out of weird spaces

[jagged mountain]

anyone knows how to sell minions fast ?

[idle kiln]

uh

couldn’t relate

[fast veldt]

Yo I put my rancher boots somewhere but I can't find em is there any way to find em?

[idle kiln]

tbh

[subtle pivot]

Theres very few rooms where pearls are needed now

[jagged mountain]

and can somone also change my name to 3athby199

[subtle pivot]

z!updatenick

[raw vine]

**How to Update Your SBZ Nickname**

When: If you changed your Minecraft IGN, but it is the same account
How: run z!updatenick in ⁠#commands

[idle kiln]

here

[subtle pivot]

or that

[slate sage]

doesn't change that they exist 🤷‍♂️

[subtle pivot]

you shouldnt need CI for that though

[slate sage]

also you can go through infinite roofs with pearls

[subtle pivot]

and get banned

👍

[slate sage]

that's what i miss the most from 1.8

[idle kiln]

cancel interact 🥺

[fast veldt]

.

[lapis smelt]

Ill

[subtle pivot]

why are we using rancher boots in the big 26

😭

[idle kiln]

fair

hope ur ok

[fast veldt]

Cuz I'm broke as shi

[subtle pivot]

sundial is like 6m

😭

[fast veldt]

WTF IS THAT

[subtle pivot]

3.6 to craft

[fast veldt]

And I'm new to farming

Nothing worked for money playing on a phone so I'm trying farming

[subtle pivot]

😭

[fast veldt]

What's that and is there a way to find my boots 👉🏻👈🏻

[subtle pivot]

i mean you can look at your skycrypt

[fast veldt]

How

Tell me in 7y/o terms

[stable blaze]

do what

I am up to some activities atm

[subtle pivot]

their in your personal vault

for whatever fuckass reason

[neon trail]

I dont believe you

[fast veldt]

Holy 😭

I checked everything except that

Thanks brotha

[subtle pivot]

Not sure why'd you keep ANYTHING in there

but yk

[hexed chasm]

Can anyone help me to kill the leach supereme boss .

[nimble ledge]

Y'all this DA lobby is so goated

[fast veldt]

Idk I'm dumb I think

[nimble ledge]

I wanted a parrot real bad and bid t he 1.7m starter bid

[subtle pivot]

gang leech supreme is so easy 😭

[nimble ledge]

tAnd no one outbid me

What actual chads

Like everyone let me just have the thing. Goated lobby. Am ironman so it means so much more to me XD

[hexed chasm]

not easy for me

[subtle pivot]

just sit in safe spot for the lazer phase and the slime phase

the only ones that you actually have to do is the one where you run around and the one where you kill the minis

[fast veldt]

Yo man what should I do for farming I'm level 26

[subtle pivot]

farm mushrooms 🤷

[fast veldt]

Should I make a custom farm or like build in preset or whatever

[subtle pivot]

I mean I use the sds farm

but its personal preference

[fast veldt]

Sds?

And what pet my budget is 6 to 7m

[subtle pivot]

are you finally back to snowyjennifer?

[subtle pivot]

Just use a rabbit pet till farming 40-45ish

[fast veldt]

Bet

Epic works?

[subtle pivot]

should

[fast veldt]

Alright thanks

And armour 😭

[split isle]

67 haha

juse use whatever farming armor you have available

[fast veldt]

Oh nvm I have a mythic one

[fast veldt]

I got

Rancher boots

🙆🏻‍♂️

[split isle]

thats ass

[fast veldt]

Ion got the money dawg

And my level ain't good enough either

I'm gonna get garden level 9now

What a pain in da ass

I copied smth in game and my game crashed

[grand pawn]

Thursday, 5 March, 2026 03:42 PM
im using dark end txture pack but it isnt working

[dim remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-sheen-smoking-japanese-advert-parliament-gif-14727306373457088566

[dim remnant]

its 10 am

[idle kiln]

hello

[dim remnant]

good morning josh

[grand pawn]

not for me :/

[idle kiln]

hello

i am very tired

[dim remnant]

wonder why

[polar token]

Hi tired

Ive slept 8 hours

This week that is

Maybe 10 actually

[dim remnant]

its thursday

[polar token]

Im aware

[idle kiln]

huh

[idle kiln]

som what

how

[polar token]

Well you sleep for 2 hours

2 times 3 hours

[idle kiln]

crazy work brother

fix the schedule

[polar token]

🚬

Asking the impossible

Il sleep through my entire weekend

[low fjord]

Hey loved person

[low fjord]

Hi josh

[low fjord]

Hi josh

[spring rapids]

Word of the week hints are always so shit

[real isle]

Hi pechvoggel

[digital imp]

Y is the snoozling so annoying to grow 😭 u can get mayb 3 before the parents mutations shrivel up and r useless

[neon trail]

Oof unlucky

[polar token]

Hi

[digital imp]

I don't understand y the parent mutations hav to wither/b uncollectable after like 1 growth stage

[low fjord]

Because

The admins dislike people

Exspecially me

[digital imp]

Yeah seems like it. I feel like u should b able to water the mutations or something and hav them last say 12 to 24 hours, so u hav a window for reuse but u can't just use them infinitely easily

[low fjord]

Wana know how I bypassed this

[digital imp]

How?

[low fjord]

I just don't do mutations

I'm like

LVL 485

[digital imp]

Understandable 😂 my brain wants me to at least unlock them all but that's a pain

[idle kiln]

hey

[idle kiln]

W

[digital imp]

Also to b fair a couple r genuinely really easy, they don't start really getting annoying until the rare ones i think

[real isle]

U still working as a tech assistant?

[low fjord]

It's not that its annoying

I'm just a lazy bitch

[low fjord]

Like I'm still farming 53 and foraging 51

🥹

[real isle]

And carpentry?

[low fjord]

50

;crypt lowcortisoluma

[radiant bolt]

lowcortisoluma's Stats on Cucumber

🌟 SkyBlock Level: 482
💰 Purse: 451.4M
🏦 Bank: 10.59K
💸 Networth: 67.92B
🗿 Magic Power: 1933

📚 Skills: 54.89
⚔️ 60 🌾 53 🎣 50 ⛏️ 60 🌳 51 🔮 60 ⚗️ 50
🪑 50 ✨ 25 🦴 60 💬 9 🏷️ 24

🪦 Dungeons: 53.0
💀 48.2 🏹 47 🗡️ 49 🧙🏽 48 🚑 47 🛡️ 50.0

🤺 Slayer: 4.66M
🧟 9 🕸️ 9 🐺 9 🔮 9 🔥 8 🩸 5

[digital imp]

Fair 😂 thou honestly i think it's worth having a couple of cocoa beans growing in ur open spot. They don't need water and the mutation just pops up immediately ready for harvest

[low fjord]

That's def fair

[low fjord]

Wtf

I'm c55

Scam

[thick pendant]

hi c55

[low fjord]

U did it the wrong way around hun

[digital imp]

Oh

[low fjord]

The ; is infront

😸

[low fjord]

Hello chem

[digital imp]

Ah 😂 i was copying the earlier message

[low fjord]

Lol

[digital imp]

;crypt TrashDragonAna

[radiant bolt]

TrashDragonAna's Stats on Blueberry

🌟 SkyBlock Level: 192
💰 Purse: 64.83K
🏦 Bank: 0
💸 Networth: 3.72B
🗿 Magic Power: 469

📚 Skills: 36.78
⚔️ 34 🌾 59 🎣 26 ⛏️ 41 🌳 26 🔮 31 ⚗️ 20
🪑 47 ✨ 13 🦴 47 💬 4 🏷️ 22

🪦 Dungeons: 11
💀 7.0 🏹 6 🗡️ 6 🧙🏽 6 🚑 11 🛡️ 6

🤺 Slayer: 24.87K
🧟 5 🕸️ 5 🐺 4 🔮 1 🔥 0 🩸 0

[low fjord]

There ya go!

[digital imp]

Not sure y it says 0 on my bank. I'm poor but not that poor 😂

Thank u😀

[low fjord]

[low fjord]

Eman 1

😻

[digital imp]

Yeah i got lucky basically and someone way stronger than me was there and killed it 😂

[low fjord]

Meta

[bitter plover]

;crypt farmingmacro

[radiant bolt]

farmingmacro's Stats on Coconut

🌟 SkyBlock Level: 158
💰 Purse: 3.67M
🏦 Bank: 0.32
💸 Networth: 15.85B
🗿 Magic Power: 1022

📚 Skills: 39.56
⚔️ 20 🌾 60 🎣 16 ⛏️ 34 🌳 17 🔮 60 ⚗️ 39
🪑 50 ✨ 25 🦴 60 💬 6 🏷️ 18

🪦 Dungeons: 0
💀 0.0 🏹 0 🗡️ 0 🧙🏽 0 🚑 0 🛡️ 0

🤺 Slayer: 0
🧟 0 🕸️ 0 🐺 0 🔮 0 🔥 0 🩸 0

[low fjord]

Checks out

[amber creek]

if i want someone to star and dungeonize stuff for me what channel do i go

[low fjord]

Nvm it's a ratted profile

[digital imp]

Trading offers i think?

Wait no crafts and transfers

[amber creek]

i cant send the ss but it says no

maybe help for hire?

[digital imp]

Ah yeah i just saw. Mayb

[subtle pivot]

c54

almost 55

[stable blaze]

hi

[subtle pivot]

also the 30% exp boost is gone

[low fjord]

Rip

I'm never getting farming 60

Or foraging

[low fjord]

Hi

[subtle pivot]

I was doing farming 2 days ago

[low fjord]

I saw

But like

I was doing it but I'm way too lazy

I hate farming

[low fjord]

Same with foraging

[low fjord]

That is me yea

[simple cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/590640127370461227/1304220574020669501/ciWuwl6.gif

[low fjord]

Took me a second

[copper minnow]

screw farming finnegan pest perk comming and i wana stock up on pests but i hate farming

[stiff crest]

if i consume the mushroom soup whoch gives me flight and i know the timer pauses when you leave and then i consume a booster cookie will the timer from the mushroom soup flight pause?

[little forge]

yes

cookie pauses it

[simple cobalt]

@little forge are u a hardcore pokemon fan

[little forge]

idk about hardcore but im a fan

[simple cobalt]

what game has the most complete pokedex

[little forge]

uhhhh

[simple cobalt]

pixelmon

[little forge]

probs like scarlet violet since it counts sword and shield

[simple cobalt]

i hate the only game ive played is the sword and shield and the pokedex is only limited to the generation

[little forge]

ye

the games do be like that

[simple cobalt]

ive seen people with the sword and shield game but they have pokemon other from the generation, is that a mod

[little forge]

no it was through a dlc

[dusky canyon]

wtf is wrong with hypixel

[little forge]

iirc

[simple cobalt]

ive seen one with zygarde, is that also dlc

[little forge]

indigo disk or something

[little forge]

wtf

ok thts surely a mod

[simple cobalt]

nintendo gonna gut the ytber for that

[little forge]

[dim remnant]

Hi loved person

[dim remnant]

u pinged me at 4am

[dim remnant]

U are going to die

LOwkey.

[simple cobalt]

pokemon seems like a good game if only the IP holders arent some greed ass mfs

[little forge]

yeah

they even adding paywalls in the pokemon champions game

kinda insane

[dim remnant]

@little forge Hey buddy

[little forge]

heyy man

[dim remnant]

did you enjoy that 1 day of sun yesteday

[little forge]

how r u

dude lowkey was it even sunny

i cudnt even notice

[dim remnant]

oh

It was nice in dublin

[little forge]

today also is cloudy vro

[dim remnant]

No

[little forge]

daym..

[dim remnant]

yesteday was awesome

in a tshirt

[little forge]

wow

[dim remnant]

Today shit hole

[little forge]

yeah

🍀

[dim remnant]

yep

imagine if you wre home getting bombed

[little forge]

naaah id be fine

[idle kiln]

yeah

i got 3 hours sleep

was rough

[dim remnant]

dumbass

[low fjord]

:33

Hry!

[hushed eagle]

What the flip pokemon

🐈

[stable blaze]

hey hi still awake?

[low fjord]

Yes

Wby

[dim remnant]

Asesome

aweokme

[low fjord]

Are you still awake

[dim remnant]

my breakfast awesome

[stable blaze]

wow

I want to sleep so bas

[low fjord]

What eating

[stable blaze]

d

[low fjord]

Me2

[dim remnant]

plantains

and

tangerines

[low fjord]

[low fjord]

W eats

[hushed eagle]

Then sleep duh

[stable blaze]

school ends soon

[rancid smelt]

ew imagine sleeping

[hushed eagle]

Just leave sooner

[idle kiln]

yah

[hushed eagle]

Smh

[low fjord]

School ends when U say it does

[copper minnow]

we need the damn peicee of paper sadly so if we say it ends tmr we it ends for us but no paper\

[dim remnant]

Yeah im still hungry though and i have no food

and it looks like shit outside

[jovial gorge]

is hypixel down again?

[dim remnant]

Ok

nothing new

[elder heart]

what’s plantain

banana??

[low fjord]

I have something to say but I can't for a few more months

[manic umbra]

Are hype prices going up now or down????

[low fjord]

Idk

[mystic verge]

F this game

[low fjord]

?

Ur LVL 200

SB can't be that bad yet

[harsh narwhal]

hi im tryna get money after 2024

whats the new meta

[neon trail]

Mowi

[dim remnant]

Guh

HUh

[dim remnant]

Yes

Close

Green banana

[low fjord]

Yes

Some day you'll be blessed by my genius

[radiant bolt]

boop

[dim remnant]

What does this mean

[neon trail]

Green bandana

[worldly frigate]

Good morning SBZ

[neon trail]

Where did ur feet tag go

[worldly frigate]

Felling better ? 😭

[dim remnant]

yes i am

[neon trail]

Thats nice sebi

[worldly frigate]

xD

[neon trail]

Just a question mane

[worldly frigate]

Yeah, yeah..

[neon trail]

????

People who like feet really living like everyones coming for their ass

[uncut coral]

can anyone gimme some stretching sticks? they are really expensive on the ah

[summer sable]

@dry frost sorry for ping but dms

cant dm you from the search thing in discord

smh

[keen turret]

Lmao

[dense flare]

How is skyblock STILL down

[uncut coral]

its not

im on

[dense flare]

yes ur on but people cant login

so dont leave

[summer sable]

mb gang 😂

[low fjord]

Ull see

[keen turret]

MIAAAA

[low fjord]

Hi

[keen turret]

how’re you

[low fjord]

I'm so fucking evil

[keen turret]

Oh no

Me too

[low fjord]

Oh yes.

[keen turret]

Evil Mia arc?

[low fjord]

That was already a thing

Literally this ACC

2 names ago

[subtle pivot]

🦦

[low fjord]

🦦

[hushed eagle]

🐈

[granite viper]

is skyblock still a thing 💀

oop

can’t change the name 💀 🙏

[summer sable]

@winter cargo wtf

did you type in #collection-traders

[winter cargo]

lmao

[dim remnant]

😧

[summer sable]

are you offering or what

[torpid pumice]

Nop

It doesnt exist anymore

[granite viper]

YIPPEE

[neon trail]

Sont be eveil

[fringe cargo]

be SO evil

[elder heart]

https://tenor.com/view/carlotta-wuwa-wuthering-waves-dance-anime-gif-14547243422980272291

[neon trail]

No :(

[worldly frigate]

People can't even take a joke anymore..

[neon trail]

Sigh

#EmoBart

[midnight granite]

Lalalala

[hushed eagle]

meow

🐈

[midnight granite]

Mreow

[low fjord]

Why

[low fjord]

What if I'm super evil then

[neon trail]

Evil = Evil

[real isle]

veigar be like

[low fjord]

Then I'll be really really mischievous

[midnight granite]

@neon trail nomnomnonomnom

[fringe cargo]

is rose short

[honest cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8wMj2vNFrHyIfE2ng5SqGJ5-yaKW114X

😭

[real isle]

@low fjord you're short now

[neon trail]

Dont eat me wtflip

[midnight granite]

Yeah well

Make me

[neon trail]

Wtf.

I taste bad

[hearty beacon]

vore in the chat

[low fjord]

Urm

No

[midnight granite]

Actually you taste like flowers

[hearty beacon]

😦

[low fjord]

I'm 6ft 1

[midnight granite]

Too bad they don't taste as good as it smells

[neon trail]

You wouldnt eat flowers

[hearty beacon]

too bad they dont taste as good as it tastes

[midnight granite]

I'm fasting

[hearty beacon]

🥀

[midnight granite]

I'm

So

Dizzy

Go away

😭😭😭

[low fjord]

Yea ik

[hearty beacon]

mashallah sorry sister

[low fjord]

I hate it also

[midnight granite]

Gabababab

[hearty beacon]

yo wtf is gababab

[real isle]

it's a small gap between 2 banana trees

[hearty beacon]

im going to touch you between your two bannanas

[midnight granite]

❤️❤️❤️

[neon trail]

Calm down 9lana

[midnight granite]

grrrrrr

[split isle]

hello

[midnight granite]

I stands over the casket full of tears and despair

[midnight granite]

Hi

[split isle]

hi

[midnight granite]

Hi

Hru>w<

[real isle]

as always

#general being a dead channel

[midnight granite]

I got ghosted

[real isle]

@split isle how dare ya

[slender root]

Is hypixel down for yall as well?

[real isle]

i'd say no but idk i'm not on

[mellow nacelle]

hello im lloking for some help to get cata 24

pf makes me sick

[cerulean swallow]

once u log out it went down

[simple cobalt]

are u one?

[hushed eagle]

not a hardcore fan but i play it pretty often

[split isle]

I had to go

[midnight granite]

#help-for-hire

[thick pendant]

@dim remnant

[umbral drum]

@slim oasis @thick pendant @nova loom @untold pine @wicked flume

[slim oasis]

🐈

[dim remnant]

WHAT do you want .

[neon trail]

You

[rancid smelt]

2Realna @midnight granite

[simple cobalt]

ok which game has the most complete pokedex

for example a game that comtains pokemon of its generation at the time of release together with older generations

NOT POKEMON GO

[hushed eagle]

i havent played the newer games so i dont know 🐈

[simple cobalt]

💀

[hushed eagle]

but im guessing scarlet and violet with all the dlcs

🐈

i currently only play gen 4 smh

[midnight granite]

GASP HIII

[obsidian tundra]

i got vanguard corps if enyone wants

my username is hubmhe

[simple cobalt]

but isn't the game full of bugs and overall batshit

saw lots of negative reviews

[hushed eagle]

thats why i havent played much of it

its so fucking ass

[simple cobalt]

need me some fan games

fangames are hated by Nintendo

[rancid smelt]

GASPP

[midnight granite]

Ur new nickname is 2Kie

Deal with it

[rancid smelt]

ok

done

[midnight granite]

YIPPIEEEEEE

Now we're

Besties forever

[finite sierra]

anyone knows where the guide for aurora hollow swap that do a lot of solo voidgloom t4 phase skip?

[lapis smelt]

no

hes mine bestie

[midnight granite]

Grrrr

[lapis smelt]

@rancid smelt no on steals him

[dim remnant]

wpow

[midnight granite]

Fine then

Cage fight

[lapis smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-knife-gif-25226363

me is ready

[dim remnant]

Nope hes mine

sorry

[rancid smelt]

ello :D

[lapis smelt]

ello goat

[rancid smelt]

oop

people fighting for me

[lapis smelt]

oo new name

[midnight granite]

I wonder who it's based off of

[lapis smelt]

nah we do an auction now

[midnight granite]

Fr!

[lapis smelt]

50

[midnight granite]

40

[lapis smelt]

39

[midnight granite]

35

[rancid smelt]

you're going down???

[lapis smelt]

do i hear 10?

[midnight granite]

5 dollars!

[rancid smelt]

that's not how auctions work???

[lapis smelt]

$5 goes 1

goes 2

goes 3

u win

[midnight granite]

Dollar fifty

YIPPIEEEEE

[lapis smelt]

pay 5 million euros

i forgot to add million

mb

[midnight granite]

@rancid smelt yoink Ur mine now

[midnight granite]

oh

Gulp

[lapis smelt]

pay or else

?ban

[raw vine]

**Command:** ?ban

Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

[midnight granite]

.

[lapis smelt]

@rancid smelt i got u 5mil

once he pays

we can erm

[dim remnant]

erm.

[midnight granite]

I can sell his body parts on the black market for profit anyway

🙄

[dim remnant]

WTF

[rancid smelt]

????

WHAT

[dim remnant]

tahts what hes supposed to do 2 me

😵‍💫

[rancid smelt]

why am i getting death threats

[midnight granite]

59 cents

[rancid smelt]

😪

[midnight granite]

Nono ily

❤️

[rancid smelt]

?!?

[lapis smelt]

not allowed

he stays in 1 single piece

[midnight granite]

Guys it's okay it's just his vital organs

[lapis smelt]

bro

is gibing dts to my goat

now

?ban

[raw vine]

**Command:** ?ban

Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

[midnight granite]

😭😭😭😭

[rancid smelt]

help @dim remnant

[lapis smelt]

help @simple frigate

only he can save u now

he works in that business

[midnight granite]

Help @umbral umbra

[lapis smelt]

he willl swap u

[midnight granite]

I hope ur still around btw ily girl

[rancid smelt]

bro cant even help in his teams valo game nevermind here 😭

[lapis smelt]

oh boi

mowi is here

he shall save u

[midnight granite]

Nomnomnonomnom

[neon trail]

?ban noappeal @rancid smelt extreme briticism

[lapis smelt]

?mowi

[rancid smelt]

mowi is so mean

SEE

[neon trail]

Thanks dhasu

[lapis smelt]

briticism is crazy

[dim remnant]

wgat

[dim remnant]

Not at all

[nimble spire]

FAILED TO AUTHENTICATE CONNECTION

[dim remnant]

sorry

[nimble spire]

IF I SEE

[dim remnant]

UP THE RA!!!!!

[rancid smelt]

they're threatening me

[nimble spire]

THIS GOD FORESAKEN MESSAGE

ONE MROE TIME

I WILL EVISCERATE ALL OF US

[lapis smelt]

i cant join game aswell

[dim remnant]

tlel them to threaten me instead?

[nimble spire]

LUNAR

[lapis smelt]

ew

[nimble spire]

YOU KNOW I HAVE CONNECTION

I

LITERALLY

TOOK EVERYTHING OUT

[rancid smelt]

no never

[nimble spire]

I LOGGED OUT OF ALL MICROSOFT

AND LOGGED BACK IN

YOU ARE WRONG

[lapis smelt]

oooooo golden pass?

[nimble spire]

LET ME IN

I NEED TO RESET MY FORGE

[lapis smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/free-my-boy-hes-innocent-cat-in-jail-gato-atras-das-grades-grato-preso-gato-corrupto-gif-12704193048178390321

[nimble spire]

I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO JOIN SINCE YESTERDAY BRO MY STUFFS DONE JUST KNOWING THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY

[lapis smelt]

boi calm down

[nimble spire]

BRO

[neon trail]

Its just a game my friend

[nimble spire]

I JUST LOGGED IN AND OUT OF EVERYTHING CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS AN ISSUE WITH MY STUFF

[midnight granite]

Guys

Grok is he mad

[dim remnant]

[nimble spire]

✅

[dim remnant]

ys

[dim remnant]

why

[midnight granite]

Is whatever

It's js a game

:p

[dim remnant]

[nimble spire]

bro

i thought it was an issue with my pc

so i js went through EVERYTHING

[neon trail]

@grok

[rancid smelt]

im nice person

[nimble spire]

only for hypixel to be the issue

[hearty beacon]

have you tried redownloading system 32?

worked for me

[nimble spire]

Investigating - We are still seeing this issue persist intermittently with our upstream provider and are working with them to resolve it.
Mar 05, 2026 - 06:54 EST
Monitoring - We are seeing improvements in player logins and are monitoring.
Mar 05, 2026 - 06:18 EST
Investigating - We are seeing the issue persist with our upstream provider and are working with them to resolve it.
Mar 05, 2026 - 04:01 EST
Monitoring - A fix has been implemented by the upstream provider and we are now monitoring.
Mar 05, 2026 - 03:15 EST
Investigating - We are currently investigating an issue with an upstream provider, resulting in players being unable to log in to the Minecraft Server.
Mar 04, 2026 - 23:44 EST

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WE ARENT DOING SHIT

LOOK AT THIS

[midnight granite]

@grok mowify my photo

[nimble spire]

We are investigating an issue

[neon trail]

Dude shut up

[nimble spire]

We are investigating an issue

its the SAME THING

[hearty beacon]

delete system 32 and redownload it

it worked for me

[neon trail]

Mowi mowi mowi....

[nimble spire]

👎

[hearty beacon]

im on hypixel and you're not

🤷‍♂️

[nimble spire]

dont you know you have to wipe your drive fully to fix it

[slim oasis]

@midnight granite when 3lana

[nimble spire]

cmon man

[midnight granite]

😭😭😭😭

Girllll

[nimble spire]

does he know

[midnight granite]

When I find a third interest

[dim remnant]

I know thats why youd do it

[rancid smelt]

okay that's true, i would if you asked :D

[neon trail]

My socks are annoying me, help

[dim remnant]

take them off ?

[neon trail]

Yea yould like that wouldnt you

Freak

[hearty beacon]

[empty quiver]

how do i unlock the roll all command for hyperion spam?

[silent igloo]

if i started a fresh profile but have experience playing, how long would it take to get a late or early end game profile. lets say 10b nw, able to do m6 or m7, skill average 40+

[dim remnant]

WHAT

[neon trail]

Dont deny it

[dim remnant]

sjtop

[low fjord]

Qwhat

Please read as "chwat"

[nimble spire]

ive ascended

i have rid myself of mortal desires

i am the chief in the world

this is my last birth

there is no more coming to be

[midnight granite]

There's 0 approximation genuinely anything can happen good or bad to impact the time spent

[dim remnant]

Follow that chune

[hearty beacon]

if u no life 2 months

[silent igloo]

how many hours would that be

because i kinda have a life...

[hearty beacon]

then maybe 5 months

idk exact hours

😭 🙏

[silent igloo]

i just need a very vague approximation

[hearty beacon]

doable in under 1k hours

idk

[midnight granite]

I would say a year tbh

Profile age

[silent igloo]

so like 1000 hours?

[midnight granite]

Around that yeah

If you're consistent

[silent igloo]

or closer to 500 hours

[midnight granite]

No

Probably not

[silent igloo]

is the early game more fun or the endgame these days?

[hearty beacon]

early game sucks

mid game sucks

end game sucks

why do we play this game

[midnight granite]

Early game sucks

[silent igloo]

should i jsut start playing runescape or smth 😢

[midnight granite]

Honestly true

[hearty beacon]

but early game is cancer

[midnight granite]

Only good thing is having money to buy the cool pixels you want

[hearty beacon]

i just swiped

to progress to farming

i am not doing some

[silent igloo]

whats swiped

[midnight granite]

How much did u pay

[hearty beacon]

pick mushrooms

[midnight granite]

😭

[hearty beacon]

idk

200 usd

for farming setup

[midnight granite]

So like

1.2b

[hearty beacon]

it was like 1.6

but ye

[midnight granite]

Ah

[silent igloo]

you bought booster cookies?

[hearty beacon]

ye

im lazy

[midnight granite]

Yeah last I checked 100$ was like 460

Cookie prices were down tho

[hearty beacon]

i checked early mmm

they were telling me to pick mushrooms for 20m an hour

sounded depressing

[midnight granite]

Early mmm doesn't exist you js end up with 1-2b by fuckall and start actually playing the game

:p

[cyan lynx]

Whats a good Equipment for melee dmg?

[hearty beacon]

back when u could use aurora staff with no reqs

treasurite was decent

for early mmm

[midnight granite]

oh yeahyeah that

I used it for zealots back then

😭😭😭

[hearty beacon]

i think now u just do hunting and no life farming until ur rich enuf

[midnight granite]

I don't have any friends that do it so

I kinda don't wanna learn

I make 250 a day off of lowballing I'm okay

[rancid smelt]

do what?

[hushed eagle]

🐈

meow

[midnight granite]

Hunting/farming

[midnight granite]

Mreow

[rancid smelt]

o, is easy

[midnight granite]

🥲

[hushed eagle]

Miau

[drowsy gazelle]

a

[wraith brook]

hey

[mental cipher]

the fact pixie dust is gonna be the only thing that screws me

[wind timber]

Hmm

[tight ridge]

Why can I still not join hypixel

YESS IM IN

[unique cobalt]

[split nexus]

Nice servers

[vocal silo]

Hypixel crashed

it's like living the same thing everyday

[dire arch]

oh i thought it was my internet

Lol

[elder heart]

https://tenor.com/view/carlotta-wuwa-wuthering-waves-dance-anime-gif-14547243422980272291

[real isle]

krul!

[elder heart]

hai

[pseudo forge]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-dancing-cat-cat-dancing-meow-meow-meow-gif-14608759981751543562

hihi

[idle kiln]

hi

i just had a nap

[pseudo forge]

nice! did you feel at least a little rested?

[digital imp]

Wat happened to Jerry's workshop?

[pseudo forge]

its not open yet :3

[digital imp]

Oh i misread the date, i thought it said late winter 31st

[pseudo forge]

ah makes sense, yeah last i checked there were still like 30 mins

[pseudo forge]

i lied it just opened

[digital imp]

XD

Ah yeah i c it on the map now

Let's c wat price they settle on for the witch's cauldren

The 3rd 1 literally isn't possibly i think until winter

[idle kiln]

i still feel kinda tired but eh

[dim remnant]

maybe if you didnt go to sleep at 4am

[real isle]

cool pfp btw

[dim remnant]

Thanks twin

did u have naother name Idk who u are

[thick pendant]

thank you

[slim oasis]

thank you

[idle kiln]

your welcome

[idle kiln]

your welcome

[real isle]

yoshi's secretary

and head advisor of state but that's another title

[low fjord]

@idle kiln

[real isle]

for another day

[neon trail]

It is, you can kill frozen adventurers

[idle kiln]

hi

[real isle]

@rich urchin

[low fjord]

im listening to

old songs

in my

liked on spotify

[idle kiln]

what songs

[low fjord]

dude im in heaven

my music taste is so fucking goated

[slim oasis]

@low fjord hi

[low fjord]

for example

"think - kaleida"

[low fjord]

hello

[hushed eagle]

meow

[slim oasis]

do you meow

[neon trail]

Not for you

Only for herself

[low fjord]

ocasionally

for myself ye

[real isle]

we all read for money already

no need to modify it

[low fjord]

y u lying

[slim oasis]

🥺

[low fjord]

!

[low fjord]

u shldl isten to a song for me

and tell me wyt

[slim oasis]

okay!

gime name

[digital imp]

Ah interesting, so a lot easier in winter but technically possible

[north tendon]

mosquito bow or juju
which is better

[low fjord]

juju

with se

[north tendon]

with duplex

[north tendon]

without soul eater

[midnight granite]

Both suck

[low fjord]

use se

and even then

both are ass

term or nothing

clean claymore clear is better than juju

[north tendon]

30m vs 400m

[low fjord]

?

[north tendon]

claymorevs juju

lmao

[low fjord]

claymore clears in a bigger range

its better in clear

lol

also a decently enchanted clamyore is better than a juju in any way

juju is trash

shoutout to my m6 juju clear times

[split isle]

juju is noob claymore is pro

just play lcm mage

dont play combat if youre poor

🔥

or just get term

[uncut forge]

Can i lcm at cata8

[split isle]

suuuuuuurely

[covert hawk]

@split isle I suggested it

[split isle]

nice

[thick pendant]

@mint plover do I give my cat beer

[dim remnant]

Nope

[neon trail]

I dont think so, but u should ask @solar wave

[real isle]

still a cool pfp

[ionic vault]

you can

[neon trail]

Thank you xX_SigmaSofie_Xx

[idle kiln]

hi soph

oh

wait

wrong soph

[dim remnant]

thanks

[dim remnant]

nice one dumabss

[idle kiln]

the names colour and pfp looked similar

ish

[real isle]

why you looking for hardcore pokemon fans tho?

[dim remnant]

true

[mint plover]

prob not

[low fjord]

Hello sqfiie

[stray turret]

Is someone fishing stridersurfers and doesnt want them? If so could I please kill them

[split isle]

why would you not want the stridesurfers is my question

[fierce inlet]

Hey

[opaque oak]

alcohol is very potent to kitties

[upper juniper]

is hypixel down?

[dim remnant]

yes

[stray turret]

idk i just want the warm flakes and i do NOT have the setup to fish them on my own

[split isle]

hello

[fierce inlet]

Hi

[unreal thunder]

is there anybody here doing ashfang carries i have been waiting for 3h and nothing

[split isle]

#help-for-hire

[teal atlas]

sure

whats yo ign

[opaque oak]

FINALLY

WHEAT 46

[idle kiln]

@split isle son im crine

the overwatch days are over

for ever

we are never playing tg again

[split isle]

whaat

why

[idle kiln]

i got perma banned

[bright garden]

welcome to the light

[idle kiln]

😭

[split isle]

why

[opaque oak]

if i max out a crop milestone would it be wise to swap to another crop so i can keep maxing them?

[split isle]

why are you cheating bro

...

[idle kiln]

i wasnt cheating

look in dms

[split isle]

why did you get banned tho

[wintry chasm]

how much money an hour are eman carries making nowadays cz i wanna know if its worth to start getting the shi to do them again

[limpid urchin]

whats better 3/4 infernal crimson with warden helmet or 4/4 crimson

[low fjord]

Send me

[idle kiln]

@covert hawk well im converting to rivals ig

[covert hawk]

cheaters get ban

[idle kiln]

wasnt cheating lil bro

i said 1 thing in rage

and it wasnt even that bad

no slurs or anything

💔

[dim remnant]

LOOOOL

[idle kiln]

stfu

my acc was kinda stacked

@rancid smelt 💔

[split isle]

wow...

such a downfall

[covert hawk]

max you can get in rivals for a slur is like a few hours

maybe a day mute

[dim remnant]

perma ???

What

[idle kiln]

yes

second ban

[idle kiln]

💔