general

[hushed eagle]

Wha did I do now

[robust acorn]

why do u hate when people say meow

[neon pike]

They're so

Bland

Everyone here does ts ong

[hushed eagle]

Miau

🐈

[robust acorn]

yeah i make my own sound

makes completely unique sound

[neon pike]

Nice

Imma get on my pc brb

[robust acorn]

alr

[neon trail]

Im alright, why dont u undie

[low fjord]

Maybe

[robust acorn]

main characters getting revived is overrated

[hushed eagle]

It makes you better at Skyblock that’s why everyone does it 🐈

[robust acorn]

too much plot armor is boring

[low fjord]

What does mowi think of my new profile

@neon trail

[weary harness]

What do you think of: chthonic sounds ?

[robust acorn]

i thought that was a link for a sec

[neon trail]

Very emo

Its alrighty

[neon pike]

im back

[robust acorn]

i was hoping for cthonic sounds

[neon trail]

Welcome back ilovefeet11

[robust acorn]

yo @neon pike is back

[neon pike]

yeah @neon pike is back

[weary harness]

Who tf is @neon pike

[wet vale]

do you like when clove says hello

[robust acorn]

better question is who’s josh

[wet vale]

josh mama

[neon trail]

Yea sure

[robust acorn]

oh potato

u don’t get it

[wet vale]

i spam that

r u not talking about joshr44

[weary harness]

Josh is some weirdo who should be hated, we dont like them here

[neon pike]

its crazy cuz i havent liked a single comment youve made so far

[robust acorn]

oh u do know

[wet vale]

i know everything

[robust acorn]

yo same

[weary harness]

Cuz no one likes you

[robust acorn]

then what’s my real name?

[wet vale]

probably jefferey

[robust acorn]

wtf

[wet vale]

ikr

[robust acorn]

u got 1 letter right

that was close

[wet vale]

yea close enough

[robust acorn]

i almost got leaked

[young hinge]

john

i got chu

[robust acorn]

who’s john

[neon pike]

guys my friends abt to test for lt2 sword cheer him on

[young hinge]

idk

[low fjord]

Aww..

[robust acorn]

cheers him on

[neon pike]

what should my ign be tho

[robust acorn]

i wanna get good at sword one day

[robust acorn]

myfriendislt2

or isn’t

depends on the outcome

[young hinge]

sword fighting?

[neon pike]

they got banned earlier today for being "too good for a ht3"

so

[robust acorn]

in minecraft and real life

[young hinge]

wanna pratice that irl?

[robust acorn]

not rn

and id probably just do fencing

wait i could jsut make a black sheep pet skin

[young hinge]

i have a ice maker and if i add a pressure nossle to it does that make it into a frozen scythe

[robust acorn]

no that’s an ice spray

[young hinge]

OHHH ur righttt

[robust acorn]

ik im chronically always thinking in terms of sb

[neon trail]

Never said thats bad

[robust acorn]

i just realized @neon pike sent me a friend request

i’m a terrible friend 😔

[hushed eagle]

@slim oasis @pseudo forge get catted 🐈

[slim oasis]

🐈

[neon pike]

no its ok keep ignoring me smh

[leaden spade]

u arent a friend

hes not on ur friends list

:/

[digital valley]

just looted my first vangaurd

[robust acorn]

well he is now

[leaden spade]

its too late

[robust acorn]

oh

what do i do now

[leaden spade]

its 1:43 am

go sleep

[robust acorn]

well that’s just false

it’s 10:43 pm

[leaden spade]

holy liar

[neon pike]

mee too

[robust acorn]

actually crazy tho cus no one is ever this time

[stable blaze]

go to sleep

[slim oasis]

Go to sleep

[stable blaze]

ik

ok

[leaden spade]

deadlock sucks

i dont know how u get soul and stuff

maxed out build does dmg but i genuinely had 0 dps during my gameplay

[stable blaze]

you kill things

go around the map, bust the crates open

theres the alien creatures who give money too

[leaden spade]

i s ee

i will need to try that tmrw

how long do u think until its like cs2 hvh

[stable blaze]

but you can’t go instantly farming around the map

because you’ll need to hold your lane till the pressure from the enemies stops

[stable blaze]

donno

[leaden spade]

whats a lane

[low fjord]

Oh okay

[white narwhal]

test

[hushed eagle]

Meow 🐈

[low fjord]

Hi Jennifer snow

[neon trail]

Yuh :3

[leaden spade]

crazy lore drop

[low fjord]

I know

She's a love story auther

[leaden spade]

you know?

[leaden spade]

i do not beliv vyou

[low fjord]

Look her up

[robust acorn]

who’s jennifer?

[stable blaze]

like the side of the map you spawn

[stable blaze]

🤫

[leaden spade]

snowy jenifer is in russia though

[stable blaze]

I'm not in russia

[leaden spade]

baiscally

it slike

2 meters away

[stable blaze]

it's a handful of meters away

[leaden spade]

how big are your hands

[stable blaze]

kinda smalla ctually

[leaden spade]

so a handful is like

2 meters

[robust acorn]

that’s what everyone with big hands says

[low fjord]

Ohhh sorry is this a secret

[leaden spade]

but she says shes short and its true

[low fjord]

Secret identity

I'm sry

[leaden spade]

like super short

like climb onto chair short

[stable blaze]

you're short

[robust acorn]

how big of a chair tho?

[leaden spade]

no im 20 cats stacked vertically tall

we know this already

[robust acorn]

cus sometimes me 5’8 has to climb into chairs

[neon trail]

Poor you

[leaden spade]

its like

beanbag height

chair

[robust acorn]

is she a leprechaun

[leaden spade]

shorter

[weary harness]

15cm tall?

I mean short*

[robust acorn]

how big is a cm

[leaden spade]

^^

im americna

[robust acorn]

isn’t it like 1/5 an inch

[weary harness]

1cm is 1/100 of meter

[robust acorn]

that doesn’t mean anything

[leaden spade]

how many miles are in a meter

[weary harness]

And 1/10k kilometer

[weary harness]

Miles is the name

[robust acorn]

wait o thought it was 1/1k

[leaden spade]

no its jennifer

[robust acorn]

who’s jennifer

[leaden spade]

the president

[robust acorn]

of where

[leaden spade]

estonia

[robust acorn]

what’s estonia?

[leaden spade]

idk dude

its like

[weary harness]

Her cats name

[leaden spade]

some rock in the ocean

[leaden spade]

you cant be the president of a cat

thats ilegal

[robust acorn]

so like new zealot

[weary harness]

Why?

[robust acorn]

zealand*

[leaden spade]

no theres less spiders

probably

[leaden spade]

article 38 forbids it

[robust acorn]

isn’t there spiders everywhere

they just have bigger ones

[weary harness]

Ive heard there's hella ton of estonians in estonia

[leaden spade]

well theres at least 1

[leaden spade]

yeah

[robust acorn]

so u use tons but not inches

u gotta atleast be consistent

[weary harness]

Ton is a weight, im not using lbs

[leaden spade]

i thought it just meant a lot

like a ton of tomatoes

is a lot of tomatoes

[robust acorn]

ton = 2 thousand pounds

[leaden spade]

pound sterlings?

[weary harness]

Ton is crypto, dums

[robust acorn]

who’s dums

[weary harness]

Idk

[robust acorn]

i’ve been chatting for like 2 hours now

i should rly go to bed

[weary harness]

Why would you? Its only 10am

Or 9am

[leaden spade]

its 2:01 am

[robust acorn]

no it’s 11pm

[leaden spade]

omg

[weary harness]

Its 9-10am in estonia

[leaden spade]

why cant anyone read a clock

[robust acorn]

literally next to ur message it says 11:01pm

jsut read next to it

[weary harness]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

Next to my name is MGE

[leaden spade]

would you rather read a clock or count the string thingies on a mop

[robust acorn]

no each of those is 5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 45 50 55 60

[robust acorn]

i’ve never actually seen a mop

[hard socket]

wut happen

[robust acorn]

do people actually mop

[hard socket]

why wipe

[leaden spade]

i mine mithril

i hit goblin

i limbo

i ban..

i wipe...

[hard socket]

failed the macro check 👎👎👎

[robust acorn]

oh hypixel

[weary harness]

Devs always send to limbo before ban btw

[leaden spade]

no only on wipe

[robust acorn]

looks like u just gotta come back stronger

[weary harness]

😭

[leaden spade]

you mean come back on a coop where i dont need to redo everything

yeah

[weary harness]

I got wiped too cuz of mithrill back in 2023

And wiped

[hard socket]

didnt u have a pretty high nw

[weary harness]

And banned

[hard socket]

rest in pieces 🕊️

[weary harness]

And mined mithril

[leaden spade]

not really, 6 billion coins

[robust acorn]

i got wiped back in 07 cus of something we called hypizelimg

[hard socket]

oh

thats nothing

[leaden spade]

coins are recoverable asf

i just dont wanna get cata 44 AGAIN

[weary harness]

My tabletop got wiped 2 days ago 😭

[leaden spade]

2 billion runs

[robust acorn]

just don’t dungeons

be like that interests guys

[leaden spade]

true ill probably kuudra when i get back

[low fjord]

44 not bad

[hard socket]

when you like doing something it blows by you

[leaden spade]

i didnt like playing sb when i got wiped

[robust acorn]

no one likes dungeons tho

[hard socket]

c42 felt like a cakewawlk to me because m3 was sooo fun

[leaden spade]

i came back after over 6 months, played for 3 days, wiped

[weary harness]

gg

[leaden spade]

loving the 1.21 update man

[hard socket]

just come bck whwen ur friends come back too

thats wht i did

[robust acorn]

eventually they stop coming back tho

[weary harness]

And they dont ban macroers who macro zealots for few months straight

[leaden spade]

my irls stopped years ago

[robust acorn]

there’s only so much sb people can take

[fast veldt]

Yo is there a sack or smth like that for year of witch drops

[robust acorn]

literally in her shop

[hard socket]

i think its finally time then

[leaden spade]

im joining a fully macroed coop please dont say this 🙏

[fast veldt]

Oh mb

[robust acorn]

i really don’t wanna grind out 64 elusive drops

or the snow ones

[leaden spade]

dude finger oils taste so good

[robust acorn]

wdym

[leaden spade]

like the oil that builds up

[robust acorn]

i shower so i’ve never tried that

[leaden spade]

wtf i shower too :(

[weary harness]

You are american? Why do you have oil on your fingers?

[robust acorn]

my fingers just taste like soap

[leaden spade]

well yeah but

my mouse

[robust acorn]

and chips

[leaden spade]

it gets on my mouse and keyboard over time

[robust acorn]

why are u licking ur mouse

and keyboard

[leaden spade]

do u not

[robust acorn]

no

[leaden spade]

how u clean them

[robust acorn]

my laptop has black sludge on it from heat

[neon trail]

Water

[robust acorn]

and it bulges

[weary harness]

Oo, that dead skin+fat+sweat on mice is so tasty

[leaden spade]

its electrical stuff dont be silly

[neon trail]

Heavy water

[leaden spade]

that makes it sound really bad

[robust acorn]

isn’t there thick water that doesn’t conduct electricity

just use that

[leaden spade]

wash your peripherals in vanta black

lazersharp certified method

[weary harness]

Btw, you can clear electrical stuff with water, just dont plug it before everything dried

[robust acorn]

what if i want to get zapped

[leaden spade]

noo

id be sad

[robust acorn]

why?

[leaden spade]

if u got zapped

bc

[robust acorn]

u just met me

[leaden spade]

its unhealthy

what if we've met before

and you just dont knowi t

irl

[robust acorn]

do u like in america

[leaden spade]

yes i like in america

[robust acorn]

alr then there’s a chance

[weary harness]

Fat dissolvers/ethanol and wet napkin

[leaden spade]

a 99.9% chance

[robust acorn]

which state?

[leaden spade]

ethanol ...

[leaden spade]

america

[robust acorn]

like in general?

[leaden spade]

yeah im in america

[robust acorn]

so like u live in canada

[weary harness]

Armenia?

[leaden spade]

no what

i live in america

not canada

[robust acorn]

like united states or north america

[leaden spade]

and what in the world is that

[leaden spade]

usa

[weary harness]

Idk, some cis country

[robust acorn]

sounds fictional

[leaden spade]

what country is 🏳️‍⚧️

all the pretty girls seem to come from there

[robust acorn]

transylvania

[weary harness]

Atlantida

[leaden spade]

these are very conflicting answers

[warped plume]

hi

[gleaming socket]

@warped plume has earned the Discord C Class role!

[sterile pasture]

trans dracula be like: "ah ah ah. I want hrt"

[weary harness]

Cute girl showed up (wait1p)

[robust acorn]

so unfair

[warped plume]

hmm

one part is wrong

[sterile pasture]

woah

chill

[weary harness]

😂

[robust acorn]

he was obviously gonna say dipping sauce

[weary harness]

Dinner

[neon trail]

?????

Jonathan is 14 years old

[weary harness]

Dinner

We are in spaaaaace

We eat gel food

[thick pendant]

@lapis smelt Hey this evil guy is bypassing

please get rid

[lapis smelt]

h

[weary harness]

Bypassing what?

[lapis smelt]

dont try to bypass it tnks

[hushed eagle]

Meow 🐈

[neon trail]

Hi gay lobstercat

[neon pike]

hi

im lean

[weary harness]

Wehatelean11

[stable blaze]

aren’t you one of those words

[neon pike]

why so mean

[thick pendant]

ikr

[neon trail]

Yea im Hi

[robust acorn]

yo it’s @neon pike

[neon pike]

hey

im lean

soon im not gonna be lean tho :(

[hushed eagle]

Only the cat part is true

[robust acorn]

i’m sinister

[hushed eagle]

🐈

[slate sage]

told you youre a catboy

[robust acorn]

i’ll always be sinister 😈

[hushed eagle]

Nuh uh

Fake

Prove it

[slate sage]

you just admitted

[hushed eagle]

No

[slate sage]

all the gold made you lose braincells

[hushed eagle]

Nuh uh

[hushed eagle]

I only said cat

🐈

[neon pike]

yall weird ask

asf*

[slate sage]

well youre definitely not a cat girl

[hushed eagle]

🐈

[low fjord]

@neon trail why U so racist...

[thick pendant]

It’s mowi what u expect

[low fjord]

Not a racist

Also hi jam

[neon pike]

@low fjord wht happened to going to work idiot

[low fjord]

I am at work

[neon pike]

whats ur job? breathing?

[low fjord]

@thick pendant don't ego

Yea my job is breathing

[neon trail]

Im not racist, i love everyone equally

No matter if gay, black, trans or stupid 💜

[slim oasis]

Id never ego

[hexed chasm]

[low fjord]

U Just did again

[low fjord]

I'm stupid

[slim oasis]

No id never

[slim oasis]

Hi stupid

[low fjord]

Hiii

[low fjord]

Oh ur not jam

[slim oasis]

:3

[low fjord]

I'm so fucking confused

[low fjord]

U unc soon

[slim oasis]

Hi so fucking confused

[slim oasis]

Pls dont remind me

[low fjord]

U unc soon

[low fjord]

Hi mn~k

[slim oasis]

Hate

[slim oasis]

Meow nyaaa~ kittyyy

[low fjord]

I'm a kitty

@slim oasis

I want to learn how to edit

What do U think

[slim oasis]

Hi a kitty

[slim oasis]

I catn think

[low fjord]

Idc

Tell me

[hushed eagle]

My ign???????

[slim oasis]

Me

[hushed eagle]

meow nyaaa~ kittyyy

[slim oasis]

Inolobster

[hushed eagle]

No

[thick pendant]

👋

[sage orbit]

is the new witch pet hard to get to leg?

[low fjord]

Hi hru

[low fjord]

No

[sage orbit]

then whys it selling for over a bil

[low fjord]

Cuz it's locked behind Jerry event

[thick pendant]

i dont know

[neon trail]

See and we still love you

[low fjord]

Whaaaaa

[neon trail]

U can get never melt ice from frozen adventurers!

[low fjord]

;crypt lowcortisoluma

[radiant bolt]

lowcortisoluma's Stats on Cucumber

🌟 SkyBlock Level: 481
💰 Purse: 120.88M
🏦 Bank: 10.59K
💸 Networth: 66.47B
🗿 Magic Power: 1933

📚 Skills: 54.89
⚔️ 60 🌾 53 🎣 50 ⛏️ 60 🌳 51 🔮 60 ⚗️ 50
🪑 50 ✨ 25 🦴 60 💬 9 🏷️ 24

🪦 Dungeons: 53.0
💀 48.2 🏹 47 🗡️ 49 🧙🏽 48 🚑 47 🛡️ 50.0

🤺 Slayer: 4.66M
🧟 9 🕸️ 9 🐺 9 🔮 9 🔥 8 🩸 5

[low fjord]

Exactly

Noones doing that

[neon trail]

I got 2

[low fjord]

I got 10

[sage orbit]

whats the % drop chance tho

5?

[low fjord]

7

.5

[neon trail]

No clue

If i had to guess 5

[sage orbit]

that would take like hoursss

[low fjord]

My point being

[sage orbit]

worth it for 1.5b tho imo

[neon trail]

I should be getting rare pet today

[low fjord]

@neon trail can U rate

[neon trail]

Might work towards arti then

[neon trail]

Goat/10

[low fjord]

No like

What should I do next

[low fjord]

No

It's literally free in a day and a half

[sage orbit]

nah

[low fjord]

✌️

[sage orbit]

i mean

its worth my time

to grind it to make 1.5

[low fjord]

No

It is not

[sage orbit]

only take what, like 4h

[low fjord]

As I just said

Noones gonna buy it

It's free in 2 days

There's no point in trying to do that

[sage orbit]

bro people are buying in sbz and 1 been bought of auction

[low fjord]

1

That's like saying

Me buying my mythic griffin

For 2b

10mins into Diana v2

WAs a great idea

It wasn't

It was free a day later

I lost 1.8b

[slim oasis]

Noob

[low fjord]

Thanks

[slim oasis]

Ur welcome

[low fjord]

I also lost 10b to Chim prices

[neon trail]

Blaze

[slim oasis]

@nova loom magic find rework tomorrow

[low fjord]

U chose the one thing I am way too lazy for

[slim oasis]

Eman!!

[low fjord]

Huh

[low fjord]

I'm done with eman

[sage orbit]

not evem

[low fjord]

.

[slim oasis]

Im trying to scare meowcwazy

[low fjord]

Ur scaring me also..

[slim oasis]

Im also done with eman but its fun once u have alright bosses

[low fjord]

I have had alright bosses

[neon trail]

Do it for mowi not for mia

[thick pendant]

eman is scary

[low fjord]

I was averaging 20s on the way to Eman 9

I hated it

Every second of it

[thick pendant]

spawn kill right

[low fjord]

Spawn kill 30-35

Depending on server

[thick pendant]

oh no

[low fjord]

I didn't double skip

Cuz servers were so dead during aura

It wouldn't have worked

[thick pendant]

servers are lowk worse after 1.21 force

[low fjord]

My old spawn kill av was 20-25

With ds

[low fjord]

Yea.

They are.

I lose an average of 8s a run in m7

[thick pendant]

i cant even do foraging

it is so horrible this tps

[slim oasis]

I had 3min spawn kill till eman 7

[thick pendant]

slower spawn kill then a guy a horse pet 🥺

[slim oasis]

Then like 1min 30 till core (700k xp)

[low fjord]

I didn't

I carried myself

[slim oasis]

Then 1min till eman 9

[low fjord]

:3

[slim oasis]

Whar

[slim oasis]

💪

[low fjord]

I asked my friend for login

Then carried myself

[slim oasis]

Smh

I didnt get carries

[low fjord]

Sad

[thick pendant]

yes u did

ur ironman

[simple frigate]

Im seeing double

[thick pendant]

get well soon

[simple frigate]

Ty

[simple frigate]

I got good

[thick pendant]

woohoo

[low fjord]

Don't listen to him insert dog image

[slim oasis]

I didnt

[thick pendant]

how do i get more

no jade

[slim oasis]

Ask rayn he knows alot about foraging

[thick pendant]

he only gets divine 😭

well barely

[shell ruin]

#looking-for-a-guild

also how do i update my username here

[hushed eagle]

Meow 🐈

[subtle pivot]

z!updateroles I think does it

[subtle pivot]

Get black catted 🐈‍⬛

[hushed eagle]

Get catted 🐈

[shell ruin]

thx

[thick pendant]

evil

❌

[rancid smelt]

bad

[thin flame]

whats the secret sauce

[neon trail]

@slim oasis whos your favorite nintendo princess

[slim oasis]

i forgot her name

the one thats the queen of the tiny star thingies

[hushed eagle]

@slim oasis you stink

[slim oasis]

:c

[hushed eagle]

🐈

[neon trail]

Rosalina?

[slim oasis]

i think so yea

[hushed eagle]

You can think??????

[rancid smelt]

[slim oasis]

no

i lied

[hushed eagle]

Ew

Go away

[hushed eagle]

Lying is bad

[rancid smelt]

????

[hushed eagle]

You stink

[rancid smelt]

I LITERALLY DO NOT

[hushed eagle]

You do

[rancid smelt]

Do not

[hushed eagle]

Stinky unfriendly person

[rancid smelt]

😐

[tepid lotus]

Rosalina

[hushed eagle]

🐈

[rancid smelt]

take that back

[hushed eagle]

No 🐈

🐈 🐈

[neon trail]

@hushed eagle why racist

[brisk gull]

Anyone doing the jake axes?

Need a party to try and get this shit

[still oasis]

anyone down to trade some party gifts?

[hushed eagle]

Im not racist

I hate everyone 🐈

[stable blaze]

fish-cist

you hate blue lobsters

[hushed eagle]

Go sleep

[stable blaze]

soon

[rancid smelt]

you hate everyone's cat?

[hushed eagle]

Everyone and everything

🐈

[rancid smelt]

Sounds mean

might have to report you to the higher ups for ban

[hushed eagle]

Yes

I evil

🐈

[slim oasis]

good...

[stable blaze]

you sleep

[hushed eagle]

Cwazy

[stable blaze]

@slim oasis I am not playing a lot of sb anymore

[slim oasis]

I might

[slim oasis]

Wtflip

[split isle]

hello

aw exp reset

didnt get 10k

[neon trail]

Mowi

[hushed eagle]

Downtime

[hushed eagle]

No mowi

[neon trail]

Yes Mowi

[low fjord]

Get forked

🍴

[deft ruin]

is anyone here familiar with daily bazaar limits? i got a question

[split isle]

its 15bil if you cancel orders and put them up again they still count to the daily limit

[hushed eagle]

Nuh uh

Prove it

[rancid smelt]

death threat?

[deft ruin]

that sucks that it still counts .-.

ty tho

[low fjord]

Nope

[rancid smelt]

gonna have to mute you for that

sory

[low fjord]

I'm eating him

Nom nom

[low fjord]

Eh?!

[rancid smelt]

rules are rules

[low fjord]

No threats

Only love

[rancid smelt]

that's a threat

[slim oasis]

Love threat

[low fjord]

Wtshrimp.

[split isle]

2nd heli, mosquito is only a +10 bpc over slug

[low fjord]

So ur saying my love is a threat

[rancid smelt]

you calling me a shrimp???

@idle kiln now go outside

[split isle]

hello shrimp person

[slim oasis]

Shrimp.

[rancid smelt]

i hate shrimp

[thick pendant]

gg

[rancid smelt]

and all sea food

[split isle]

thats friendly fire

[slim oasis]

Sweat

[rancid smelt]

im friendly

[split isle]

doesnt look like it...

[slim oasis]

Hi not friendly

[split isle]

attacking your own team...

[rancid smelt]

😐

[stable blaze]

mu irls got me addicted to deadlock

[slim oasis]

Wow

So much dt

[stable blaze]

yeah

don’t care tho!

[slim oasis]

Wtflip...

[gloomy solstice]

Peak game

[stable blaze]

it’s a great game

[slim oasis]

Play ultrakill

[neon trail]

Mowi

[hushed eagle]

No

[nova loom]

🐈

[fossil seal]

why r gdrag prices high?

[nova loom]

they're not

[stable blaze]

solo queueing I get called every slur in every language

[worn grotto]

is there dungeon carries for < f7 on sbz?

[slim oasis]

Holy shit ur alive

Give me my storm set back

[nova loom]

sometimes people in #help-for-hire but only maybe

[split isle]

#help-for-hire

if you need carries dont do dungeons tho

[nova loom]

for what :(

[slim oasis]

Yotw

[worn grotto]

ye i just need f7 completion

[neon trail]

Yes

[stable blaze]

give me me

[slim oasis]

No it looks ugly

[fossil seal]

they were 830m for a lvl 200 yest

[nova loom]

how to give you yourself

[slim oasis]

I put a leg squid in the chest for u

[nova loom]

ok well that's just not normal just wait or something

[nova loom]

[slim oasis]

🐈

Is that rego

[nova loom]

yes

so proud of him for coming out

fuck

wait

her

[slim oasis]

Dont swear

[rancid smelt]

LANGUAGE

[nova loom]

SORRY i just misgendered someone and I'm very disappointed in myself

[rancid smelt]

say sorry to them

[nova loom]

they're not here

[fringe cargo]

go apologise in dms

[rancid smelt]

this @nova loom

anyways good to see you still alive kaiinew

[nova loom]

?

[nova loom]

no i am not alive

[rancid smelt]

whar

[stable blaze]

oh

[stable blaze]

have you never done that?

[nova loom]

no but I've never tried

how to do it

[fringe cargo]

you take yourself

then noclip into the nearest wall

[nova loom]

ok that sounds fine but how to do step 1

[stable blaze]

you buy yourself like a monster

[fringe cargo]

put your ankle behind your neck and then reach down at your toes

[neon trail]

Is zhat a stardew cat

[fringe cargo]

wait sorry forgot this is the easier strat

[nova loom]

I'm for sale?

[fringe cargo]

mowi. (yes)

[neon trail]

Omg i love stardew

[stable blaze]

you’re a monster?

[rancid smelt]

whar

[neon trail]

I started another farm like a week ago

[fringe cargo]

stardew so peak

[nova loom]

erm

[fringe cargo]

lovely game

[nova loom]

no

[fringe cargo]

what flavor

[nova loom]

i said no :(

[fringe cargo]

hmmm

okay

then you can't do the easy strat

[neon trail]

Im Mowi

Mowi flavored

[rancid smelt]

real??

[fringe cargo]

woah is this real

[rancid smelt]

i dont think they are mowi

[nova loom]

lies...

[stable blaze]

ew

[fringe cargo]

i think mowi impersonator

[neon trail]

Fact checked by real mowitrian patriots

[fringe cargo]

where are the patroits

[neon trail]

Hi

[fringe cargo]

are you saying

we're all patroit

[neon trail]

Yes

We are all Mowi

[fringe cargo]

mowie..

[nova loom]

i used to be Mowi, but that got taken away from me💔

[neon trail]

Now youre just stinky

[fringe cargo]

⛓️‍💥

uh

wrong one myb

💔

[rancid smelt]

⛓️‍💥

[nova loom]

@slim oasis mowi called you stinky

[fringe cargo]

uh

[neon trail]

I called all meowis stinky

[rancid smelt]

wowe

[nova loom]

wow

that's mean

[rancid smelt]

so toxic mowio

[fringe cargo]

wow

so

meowi stinky but mowi clean?

[neon trail]

Yes mowi very clean

Mowi shower yesterday

[fringe cargo]

does that extend to patriots

[neon trail]

Scrub scrub scrub

[rancid smelt]

yesterday not today, you smelly now

[neon trail]

Uhh sure

[fringe cargo]

squeaky clean

[neon trail]

No thats not how smelly smell works

[rancid smelt]

yep, you smell again sorry

[fringe cargo]

you're only smelly if you smell

[rancid smelt]

wow really?

[fringe cargo]

i doubt a freshly baked mowi can smell so soon

[neon trail]

Atleast i dont smell old like you

[rancid smelt]

the wisdom

[rancid smelt]

i dont smell old

[neon trail]

Hot out of the oven

[rancid smelt]

😠

[fringe cargo]

oh yeah? prove it

[rancid smelt]

Wharr

how

[fringe cargo]

smell yourself and say t again with a stright face!

only way to know for sure

[rancid smelt]

I don't smell old!

[fringe cargo]

i think you do...

[rancid smelt]

😐

see

[fringe cargo]

the way you said that gves it away..

[rancid smelt]

straight face

[fringe cargo]

okay you're not lying

you smell aging

:)

[rancid smelt]

this is harassment

[nova loom]

could also invite us out to drink so we can personally test (he pays for everything)

[rancid smelt]

staff ban them

[rancid smelt]

so true

pay for my water

[neon trail]

You want to sniffy kieM

[nova loom]

no i want free drinks

[neon trail]

Alcoholic more like loser boo

[nova loom]

i never mentioned alcohol!

but yeah you're right

[fringe cargo]

i'm mery mery sorry :c

[rancid smelt]

whats mery

[fringe cargo]

chris

[nova loom]

merry Christmas

[rancid smelt]

yuck

i hate christmas

[fringe cargo]

the food is so good

[neon trail]

Ew how

[fringe cargo]

i love carrot casserole 🤤

[neon trail]

How do you hate a holiday thats all ablut lovr

[fringe cargo]

and pickles and beets with apple

🤤

[rancid smelt]

you are naming some gross food

[fringe cargo]

no

i am naming christmas food

[rancid smelt]

"carrot casserole"??

[neon trail]

Oksy you go eat your beans on toast

[rancid smelt]

deal

[fringe cargo]

yuh

[rancid smelt]

beans on toast with cheese yum

[fringe cargo]

ts is mid as hell

[neon trail]

No chease

[rancid smelt]

yep, with cheese!

[neon trail]

No chez

[fringe cargo]

cheese make stomach urty...

you british can't handle it

[nova loom]

haha imagine lactose intolerance

[neon trail]

You rn:

[fringe cargo]

the cheese has green spots on it that's why it makes you sick

[nova loom]

oh

[nova loom]

me rn what

[rancid smelt]

i am british :(

[neon trail]

You

[fringe cargo]

ifigured that one out from beans on toast...

[rancid smelt]

i think you need new cheese

[nova loom]

i am me rn?

[fringe cargo]

but it's the best cheese

has a tangy flavor

[neon trail]

Kai3n 🪄

[nova loom]

3???

[rancid smelt]

erm, bad cheese

[fringe cargo]

smell like feet taste like heavem

[rancid smelt]

Kai4n 🐇

[nova loom]

why are there 3 of me

[fringe cargo]

4

[nova loom]

WHY ARE THERE 4

[neon trail]

Biology

[rancid smelt]

magic

multiplying

[fringe cargo]

just give it some time there might be more

[nova loom]

those are 2 very conflicting answers

[nova loom]

oh god

[neon trail]

🫃

[rancid smelt]

magic biology

[nova loom]

i don't think i want there to be more of me

[fringe cargo]

i mean

[nova loom]

i am not pregnant😭

[fringe cargo]

2 of you are in this server

the rest are not yet discovered

[neon trail]

All of them gay alcoholic femboys with mommy issues

[fringe cargo]

sound perfect..

[nova loom]

if you mean meowcwazys then there's a lot more than 2 and that's not me

[rancid smelt]

Kai5n 🌀

[neon trail]

Alocoholic boooo

[rancid smelt]

sounsd accurate

[fringe cargo]

not that mart my bad

[nova loom]

hey i understand the gay alcohol femboy but where did the mommy issues come from..

[nova loom]

too many, too many

[fringe cargo]

they know

[neon trail]

"I want a goth dommy mommy to beat me up" enquote -Kaine

[nova loom]

i never said to beat me up

[fringe cargo]

is this real... where proof...

[nova loom]

but close enough

[neon trail]

You dont rember :(

[fringe cargo]

well i guess this is enoug proof for me

[nova loom]

there is probably a gif somewhere

[fringe cargo]

:catnod:

aw darn no nitro

[nova loom]

i don't wanna be beat up I'm like small and fragile and that would hurt

[neon trail]

:Mowinod:

[neon trail]

You want that

[nova loom]

...

don't expose

[neon trail]

🪻

[neon trail]

Me and you both twin

Except im not a gay alcoholic femboy

[stable blaze]

alcohol 😋

[nova loom]

i believe you're not alcoholic but the other 2 are lie

[stable blaze]

hes german hes alcoholic

[copper minnow]

yeee

[stable blaze]

hes all 3

[nova loom]

oh true

[neon trail]

I dont have any femboy clothes or feel like getting any

[copper minnow]

anyone here wants a drink?

[nova loom]

i don't have any either

... but i do feel like getting some

[neon trail]

See

[nova loom]

yes

[neon trail]

I only dirnk with frends

[copper minnow]

is it that bad to drink with a stranger once in a while

[neon trail]

Yes

[copper minnow]

justtt a beer?

[neon trail]

I hate beer

[nova loom]

fake German

[neon trail]

Well you go and grow up close to a brewery and have to smell it every eay

[little forge]

Trust no one. Even salt and sugar have the same color.

[copper minnow]

ouch

[nova loom]

how am i supposed to go do that

[neon trail]

⏳

[copper minnow]

so are getting drinks some time?

[neon trail]

No

[copper minnow]

: <

[nova loom]

yes !

[copper minnow]

GOOD !

drop by some time

[neon trail]

I forbid

[nova loom]

where

[neon trail]

No son of mine will drink with a stranger

[nova loom]

waa waa

[wicked lark]

@leaden spade wdf

insane invigorations b2b

[nova loom]

I'm not your son anymore that got taken away from me remember

[neon trail]

Blood is thicker than water

[fringe cargo]

mowi's son is a femboy with mommy issues? crazy lore drop

[nova loom]

what this mean

[nova loom]

stop :c

[neon trail]

This just means ive been a good dad

[copper minnow]

idk i nkow a few good places

[neon trail]

Hes single if you can help hook him up

[nova loom]

😭

[low fjord]

I'm calling U mean.

[copper minnow]

no wonder you dont let him meet anyone

[nova loom]

exactly if you forbid me to go out drinking with strangers how am i supposed to find people

[rancid smelt]

you're mean

[fringe cargo]

crazy proposition icl..

[neon trail]

He will fall in love like everyone here, in overwatch quickplay.

[low fjord]

No you are. U called my love a threat

I'm going to cry.

[nova loom]

i delete overwatch

[copper minnow]

soo you prefer him to be with someone he met on overwartch.;

[low fjord]

I think U like boys

[rancid smelt]

🥺

[nova loom]

no...

[fringe cargo]

mhm mhm

surely

[low fjord]

Suree

[low fjord]

I'll forgive U.

[nova loom]

shush..

[rancid smelt]

your love is not a threat

[low fjord]

Please never say that again tho I'm easily distressed

[low fjord]

Thanks

[neon trail]

Yea

[rancid smelt]

Hi rose fan

[neon trail]

What is your kind of love mia

[low fjord]

Hello

[low fjord]

Food

[neon trail]

Food is awesome

[low fjord]

Food is my way of showing love

[neon trail]

Wow

[low fjord]

I love food

[neon trail]

Me too

[rancid smelt]

i like food

[low fjord]

No

[neon trail]

Yea you look like that

[low fjord]

We

Love food

[rancid smelt]

oh apparently i dont like food?

[fringe cargo]

you don't

[low fjord]

Read again before typing silly

[rancid smelt]

im very thin wym

[fringe cargo]

you're british

[rancid smelt]

you said no

[rancid smelt]

yea,so i hate everything else

[low fjord]

Now go down a message

[rancid smelt]

besides food

[nova loom]

British do like food just not good food

[rancid smelt]

:(

[fringe cargo]

aa i get it

[neon trail]

The only reason im sad about not being british is i wont have an easy time to find a scottish or irish woman to make fun of me

[neon trail]

@nova loom why would u say that wtf

[nova loom]

huh

what did i do

[fringe cargo]

i think plenty of other women would do that if you asked them to

[neon trail]

He wants the accent

[low fjord]

H

[fringe cargo]

ohhhhhh