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Kinda like that one fake news reports about litter boxes in schools regarding furries
ok lmfao cuz you didnt see or acknowledge my sb jokes
its not even making fun of the guy it shows a girl being oversexualized and basic white guys use it as a complement
do yk how many times ive opened my dms to THAT EXACT image?
you've probably lost count
a lot of people still believe that
😭 im so sorry
because 1 single school in the south put a litterbox in the bathroom as a prank
ill sell my lvl 92 jellyfih pet
ive gotten worse ones too, ive been asked to step on so many dudes
why
i didnt send that image as in "hey this is you" i meant it to go along my with what you put in quotes mb
js report
no no i get u dw
no social media cares
I am NOT a grandma
it happens too often to moderate
but thanks
Lol what
happy death day
@tame yarrow nice name
snapchat stopped caring a long time ago thats why i dont even have snapchat
its a hookup app full stop
Thanks teeny
fathers stopped teaching their sons how to act i guess
thanks
it goes both ways, mascs act the same as straight guys and plenty of straight women think its okay to say actual predatory stuff as long as its to another woman
that most people who text in a SKYBLOCK SERVER ar ejs tryna hit
Lie
@opaque oak respond
bros harassing
Holy airball

no man outside of high school should be using snapchat
do i look like a dog to you? i was gonna respond until u commanded me to reply lmao
not like that
no one should be using snapchat tbh
incase you missed it
😭 this is peak ragebait
i think i used it once when it came out and then never touched it again bc i got creeped on
in school
if you have an applied unsoulbound harvester skinned helianthus helmet you're willing to sell me, dm me please
also snapchat is an actual predatory app cuz u can be a teenage girl and snapchat will always recommend you to dudes in their damn 20s
and they do nothing about it
its coded into their system to be like that
can u imagine a grown ass man sending u a black screen with the letter S written on it daily for snapscore streaks
makes me want to vomit
YES LMAO
.
i mean, its usually guys in their 20s sending DAILY snaps to teenage girls
95% of the time it isnt someone theyre actually friends with
@harsh raft does that livid simps server still exist
its dead dead
the concept is the black screen is just lazy and the S is for "streaks" so u know the purpose of what you're getting sent, basically what ppl do is they mass send these to everyone they know so their snapscore goes up
invite
wdym a bit weird thats fucked bro lmao
its moreso the intention behind it and not the action
the action itself is weird but overall okay
but the intention of constantly snapping a teenage girl when ur in ur 20s?
you are a lie
u have no reason to be talking to someone in their teens at that age
unless theyre family
disappointed at the fact that i know what your nickname means
bro doubled down
that is a BAD slipup with this of all topics 😭
Send gif
i was giving u the benefit of the doubt because of that
we are on discord
its ALL over twitter
Mowi
Idk
Bakushin?
Im moocwazy
Hai shirasilly :3
the name of a japanese racehorse except the gif is from uma musume which is a game/anime where all of the race horses are anime girls
Haiiii :333
stupid cow
I saw it just now
yeah but its dead
:c
It’s very peak
theres a lot of variants out there
False
i know at least 5 hololive versions
@primal cliff hii
i saw the jane doe version
hot
Peak
SKILL LEVEL UP Farming LVII➜LVIII
we awaken something in everyone with this one
i open it in public cuz im a baddie so its okay
you are not immune to armpit propaganda
Absolutely
slay queen
Baddie privelege real?
I just fucking cringed so hard smh
oh pretty privelege is 100% real, until i had my glowup i was treated terribly
Thats crazy
sometimes i honestly get it tho
cuz like
i genuinely get angry sometimes at how ugly some people are
and if u look too good then incels think they are entitled to your attention
like it actually angers me someone can be SO incredibly ignorant to their own appearance
different type of treated poorly
im not talking like being overweight or something
i mean like actual full on self neglect
Well you dont know what theyre going through
If youre depressed your body is the last thing you care about
going weeks without washing your hair, never wearing clean clothes, not even wearing deodorant
kid named addiction:
and i fully understand that but some people are genuinely just lazy and its hard to make that distinction
Where ibuprofen
bad hygiene is pretty ugly
oh also also
u described 80% of SB players ngl
dirt mustache lol
ibuprofen is not known to be abusable
Idc I’m taking 50kg
i dont have a moustache because it fucking sucks
looks terrible
ah yes u are 50% ibuprofen in component parts
moustaches can definitely be hot but on their own they look bad
did u get it removed permanently
@raw ginkgo would u rather eat today or i forgot
literally just eating right now.
oh?
my fiance has a full beard and moustache and i love it
something about that greek god look
another win for the greek
I am 50% ibuprofen 20% car 30% violence and 100% mentally insane
100% reason to remember the name*
Stop side eyeing me

gooby woobies
Domdee Dash
hi train guy
Lowkey I wanted to go there on an exchange fr
But my university can only send 2 people there
Alright I’m going to fucking bed
@silent hare hi shoe
I’m too tired for ts
bye shoe rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey
Denmark
No.
10 hours in front of me
Goodnight.
Dont drown

I think another difficulty is to find a professor for research, but I’m not sure how hard it is
im sorry i thought this was america?
Hi me
Wha huh?

hi me
it is my constitutional right to drown and u cant take that away from me
My eyes feel like they burn, do you have a solution 🐈
Well im not an american citizen so i dont know how that would work out
can you change your nationality its really messing up my joke
- would you really be able to drown poor innocent little Mowi 🥺
if youre little that makes it easier
less of a fight
^
Im not unfortunazely
Anyways the oysters my gf made
How mowi is mowi
Ive seen this in an episode of mr bean once
Watch out.
Lmaooo I remember
Mowi
happens in Gare de Lyon

Find me a US citizen to marry, if that still works that is
more garlic and peppers than oysters, the way oysters should be eaten
Ill help you drown me legally
the presidents wife is an immigrant it still works trust
😭
green card meta has NOT been altered
yeah…
but she got em for free from her uni field trip
Theres really no place ild rather not be than the US rn except like the obvious ones
oh yeah its awful
United Sausages
the only reason im still here is because of my job
I mean im not really like very queer or anything but a lot of my friends are and surroundings and i dont think i could live with that esoecially
my job is so heavily based in AI that its hard to go anywhere besides China and be making the same salary
i was gonna be my exes green card but she was avoidant attachment and did bad things
Yea i get that, i just dont wanna voluntarily support a system that openly calls to kill trans people
agreed, ive been to all the protests :D
Take them out
as everyone should
Thats great, please stay safe :)
dont tell me what to do
Wtflip.
on the 3rd day god said let there be the 2nd amendment
Ok
True youre american i cant tell you what to do 🦅
i reserve the right to be shot in the head by a fat white guy with no former combat training
We love it
oh yeah so that bonus that all ICE agents are getting?
its actually only 10k a year for a 5 year contract, not 50k immediately, and if they get fired or quit they have to pay the bonus back as per contract 
delete qna
remember guys
LMAO GG
in pokemon, ice is weak to fighting, fire, rock, and steel
Ice is my favorite type :(
theyre also weak to preachers apparently
LMAO
they mace bomb a fricking pasture because he was praying for them 😭
the onion is gonna run out of writers at this rate
what are your opinions on that italian dude who allegedly deleted that healthcare ceo
based and valid, that CEO indirectly caused the deaths of tens of thousands of people, UHC dismisses over 30% of all claims made
the only issue is killing him doesnt solve the issue
they did exactly what everyone said would happen
bro what is this 😭
replace him with a mindless profit drone
all CEOs are replacable, the world isnt short on corrupt monsters
I think no democratic country should still have the death penalty
is there such thing as an ethical billionaire
As much as i hate certain types of criminals, we cannot decide over someones life
also does anyone have a hoe of greater/greatest tilling i can buy or borrow
and a sack of seeds
probably
no one has responded to my message in trading :(
yes
i do i believe
lemme see
unfortunately i am in bed
can i borrow pretty please
no
nvm my coop took em
aw rip
i cleaned my glasses and now i can see your name
yes
Lucky you!
Im at work and an ironman sorries
its okay dw dw
how it feels to be a minority in a soon-to-be authoritarian police state
Dont you love it
im half latina but i look entirely white
makes me feel like a little spy

Does anyone know if booster cookies are genuinely worth it
what makes you think they arent
early game no cuz 10m is a lot for a newbie but mid game and past that yes its worth it
i mean i bought a cookie as my first purchase
and now in less than 15 hours i have 300m
so id say yea
hella worth
Idk im new to the game
i hate being endgame cus everything either takes 10 days or costs 10b
oh how, what did u do
dark auctions
I have a very odd question
So my Minecraft account got stolen through the minemen discord bot and I'm pretty sure that they do sell those accounts so is there any way I can get it like where do they sell?
and before that
how do those make money again
i killed chillshots
just reselling?
How do ppl make money generally I’ve not been able to have more than like 2m in my bank thus far
yes
what are chillshots
galatea bs
Galatea mob
some mob
Spawns in a cave near the diving NPC
how do u decide if something is worth it or not
Is there a way to make it so you only harvest sunflowers or only moonflowers in the garden?
but dont bid on turtle
set garden time
turtle never sells
What’s a good progression guide? There’s so much to do I feel like I’m kinda lost
Honestly thought it went off of server time
@opaque oak also you should call dibs
focus on 1 skill at a time until u need to do something in a different skill
does that actually work tho
i maxxed carpeentry
sometimes
like ive made 100m off dibs alone
cuz hella margins
How would I make money doing that?
Dibs is just fucking weird
Also it has like 20+ sales a day it’s fine if you need da tali
if early game you should be getting resources to craft gear, not money
i got dark purple dye (140-160m) for 60m no dibs
I’m not sure what I should be crafting / grinding for if not money
Nobody wants to Ironman their shit
😭
off that
Lowkey I do
nah trust me
I enjoy how monotonous most of ts is 😭
Than go play Ironman
you DONT
i ironmanned the entirety of diana v2 it was actually a lot of fun
it js seems fun
dang
there are no sell offers rn for bag of seeds and hoe of greatest tilling :(
I think it can be fun to do a bit of both
Only time to Ironman something is on update drop
Why
arxolotl
I cba to explain what should be common sense
hihi
ñ
Either play Ironman or don’t 🤷♂️
its lvl 92
i dont have much money rn :(
aahh
Deadass bro I just asked why it would be more worth it to do it on an update drop 😭 what common sense is there
TYSMMMM
np
ur so sweet :)
Because if a update drops you Ironman it yourself and make money off it
you were js grilling me 15 minutes ago
when i said sb players tryna hit
@opaque oak
I’m pretty sure with simple deductions and a little bit of common sense you’d be able to figure that out
yeah cuz u basically commanded me to reply it was very rude 
😭

i was js asking you to as i thought you missed my msg
🐈⬛
i was going to respond until u pinged me saying "respond"
im sorry if im bad at expressing
u can be more respectful next time
english isnt my main language
Clock it
your best is enough :D
I hate you and i hope you suffer 💜 💜
idk how i can get a hoe and bag of seeds rn cuz no sellers and i dont see anyone in lobbies :(
Why :c
go in hub n say "buying basket of seeds p me"
@slim oasis 🐈
Are you trying to build a mega farm?
i have piercings 4x the cost of mvp++ its okay 
Cuz youre evil
🐈
yes yes
LMFAO
actually way more tbh
Ah, im in full helianthus and still using the presets ngl
Do you meow?
one of my dermals was 400$
jesus why??
Theyre infinite
Yes
Meow!
Except melon and pumpkin
Yuck
infinite maybe but mega farms let you be soooo lazy
Can never understand the hype behind piercings I just stick to tattoos
Meow?
Ew
Miau!!
I like seeing em, but dont think ill ever get one myself
u have to have a lot for it to really be worth it
i have 40 so i love my current stack
Miau
Yuh, i dont have 2 rows next to eachother yet so im waiting for my composter
Idk my last tattoo costed me 3000 not counting the tip which was another bit
How long was the session
You got WHAT tatooed
i dont rly worry abt the price of tattoos
i have abt 45k in body mods but i make over 4x that and thats 45k in the last 7 years
it balances itself out
Was 3 different sessions I don’t remember what the total hourage was on it
holy shi you make over 180k dollars?
But I also know the guy who did it
195k a year :D
before taxes and bonus
how to get discord a class
dang
Talk
Speak many
also @opaque oak see the msg i sent pls
What you do for work?
That’s actually wild, I’m surprised the pain didn’t tap you out
which one
on direct messages
computer hardware engineer
Im fine for pain tolerance
Could still be really good depending on where you're located
Oh fun
Do you get hit on a regular basis?
could still be really good
No comment
Bro that’s like three times the national avg
Taxes differ
hi mowi
Either way you look at it it’s good
Idk where you at 
Hello catgirl
my state has no income tax so i only pay federal income tax
my take home is about 150k excluding bonus
come back in a week
damn what state texas?
When the proletariat rises you’re getting boxed up
Why
uhh
Ah see that's awesome
n
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Florida :D
ahh the golden gate brodge LMFAO
Just cuz someone makes a lot of money doesnt mean theyre an enemy of the working class my guy
Oh no
wha
Ggs
LARP
Wrong place
Florida honestly isnt that bad
If you read theory you would get it
Youre the one larping brother 😭
oh hsi
Florida is top 10 in the US for education
I love the florida man kills imaginary friend and turns himself in
Yeah I live in Canada so 🤷♂️
😭
Europe!
@neon trail x @neon trail fanfic
Country-wise I mean
I wouldnt but i also would cuz i could probably easily get myself to look how i want
I used to live in Belgium, France, and Germany
Uh western
someone just tried to charge me 5m for a bag of seeds
average is like 2.3m right?
No clue, if theres one thing idk its prices :3c
Is the garden worth unlocking I haven’t touched it yet
Its free money
yes very
early progression is also fun tbh
Farming is fun, u can just do whatever in tje meantime
Did it work
Ufid k
How much could I reasonably profit from the early progression? I’m really just trying to figure out what I’m meant to do for the early game
All I got is glacite armor and a super cleaver and I’m trying to figure out how I scale in order to make money and start fighting bosses or even just enderman
ive been watching a lot of OfflineTV to kill time
I usually watch youtube
what sb lvl are u?
Oh i didnt know that lmfao mb
23
first playthrough?
i joined a few days after sb released
Oh thats cool
holy og
ye, i was here from the start, lost interest tho cuz the game rly didnt have much back then
plus with college and highschool it was just too much to maintain
i graduated a couple years early and im working on my masters rn but because of the tongue splitting im off work the next 2 weeks
so i have 80 new hours of free time
realistically more like 100 but whose counting
Goodluck with your masters !
:o
Wow i cant wait for my share :D
u wish lol
its 3am its already late
later i should say
What :(
omg yes my favorite sushi place is still open
how do u farm mushrooms efficiently?
Copy someones mushroom farm design
U hold ur hoe and u break mushrooms
Hope this helps
i did but i still dont understand how to lol
yea
okay i got 2 spicy salmon rolls 2 spider rolls and 2 california rolls :D
Wth is a spider roll
fried soft shell crab, it looks like spider legs which is why they call it a spider roll
its one of my favorites :D
but on my farm its getting all 4 when i am doing the first run throigh and than when i get to my second row its not the same efficiency
i swear im not fat my fiance just loves sushi and he would be heartbroken if i didnt order anything for him even tho hes asleep 😭
How many mushrooms are u breaking in the second row
like 3
my metabolism is crazy i have to eat a surplus to gain weight
Maybe u need to press 2 buttons instead of just 1
im holding s in the second row and w in the first row
For the movement
but when i click w and d instead it goes pretty slow but it gets 4 rows
im probably not gonna eat all of my 3 rolls even tho im very hungry rn so hes probably gonna have like 4 rolls by the time im done lmao
Uh yeah idk, you need to make sure the tutorial u used tells u which buttons u need to press
i love when he eats my leftovers :D
Maybe u just gotta go slow for the 2nd row, thats for some designs
the tutorials all dont say what buttons to press
how bad do u still need those farming items
i managed to get them dw :D
my farm is almost done i just need netherwart now
i dont have a nw pouch tho so i might just place it by hand
are you greenhousing
no no mega farm
can you join a vc while i screen share?
:o
i dont have melon pumpkin or mushroom yet tho
i forget how garden progression works
i need to get a whole different row for those 3
Alr
like what garden level unlocks what crops
im in room 2
is hypixel down?
noo

OKAY!@?
apparently level 10 is nw as im now learning 😭
guess u gotta level garden
You see the blocks per second counter right? Check which method gets u the highest bps (closest to 20)
u can get crazy amounts of crops by planting in greenhouse
12 unlocks everything
ye, its okay i can just place the nw in later once i get a nw pouch and reach lvl 10
do u have any reccomendations?
Wdym
like a farm tut
i filled 3 greenhouses with just mushrooms and harvested them all and i got 1st place in the contest with 1.5m mushrooms collected
Wdym (2)
lol
sheesh
is urs 20 bps?
frick i need 96 more compost
can i copy urs?
Yeah i guess
whats ur user
im just using the nitroze one
Check the other way too
garden used to suck so bad
Check which gives more just s or s + d
they reduced the crops required for milestones by a ton
used to be 1k+ hours of farming
s and w +d the same on the other way around its like 12 bps
but on the first way around its 20
s +d is 20 but it only gets the first 2
bro should i get my free trial discord
s and d
Xd
Why does ur farm consist of both red and brown
Doesnt that kind defeat the point of the fungi cutter
Or do u swap
does it make a difference?
what was it before?
That u had to choose which color u wanted to farm and it gave u 30 fortune for that color
thats dumb
for the better
ty
yochat
GARDEN MILESTONE Cactus XLV➜XLVI
@winter vale
?
What is the best weapon after bol except term
meep i forgor today's wotw
but today’s 😭
anyone know how to log someone out of your minecraft account
Its submarine, no problem
invalid cuz long
microsoft security dashboard
then go to the devices section and unauth them
then update password
oki mega farm is 4/5 plots done, i just need 96 compost to have a full mega farm :D
got my hint
i have 28k to my name....
Time to start composting
Idk i rly dont check that channel at all
Also submarines arent thaaaat long
Oh do you only need one row nowadays?
no he means long like the word length
wdym?
relatively short should be like 6 characters max imo
@wicked lark
@ionic dust oomf share your wisdom
i only see my account here but last time they ratted me and werent on there
idk can u fit uhhh, 20 rows of 5 wide wart wheat carrot potato, 7 rows of 2 wide cane, 13 rows of 2 wide cactus, 8 rows of melon and pumpkin, 5 rows of mushroom, 10 rows of 1wide cocoa
You forgot the new crops i i think
idk their growth speed
there’s also this #questions-and-advice message
it would be identical to cane wouldn't it
can we leak ratters ip tho
:P
wouldn’t advise doing it anywhere in sbz
k
technically yes but im not doing melon pumpkin and mushroom yet
also they dont have to be right next to eachother
so im doing 2 1x5 instead of 2x5
its cheaper
YAY MY SUSHI IS HERE
Why so many pings again 😭
whats the best client / modpack for skyblock yall think?
Imagine making megafarms
@neon trail i dropped a 50 kill game in gold today
Ahhh i see
Have a good meal
Wowza!
yessir
meow meow
🐈
I dont even need to click you the profile to tell you are the fake
that is literally you
What up.
yo
@slim oasis 🐈
🐈
🐈
Meow meow meow

meow meow
🐈
ooooh thats awesome good luck
🐈
Meow meow meow
I will get cool helmet
More gold mining today
Sorry to hear that
@hushed eagle
you have to teach me how to farm gold
Farm gold? 🐈 ❓
same thing
The gold is all MINE
so much work
I'm dead
Hi dead
hi me
how do I make it shorter
Live in north America
Thats really easy, u got this 🐈
Gold is the best thing in this game
was my wotw guess right
carrots
🐈
Hi dead
Point and laugh
can someone buy all my rosewater flasks on ah ?
Hate autocorrect ;-;
I have 1830 of them
HUH
unironally like 5% of my total nw is in rosewater flasks
I have I think smt like 8b worth of them
I thought it would be a crazy craft flip because they were gonna buff the recipe and then they didnt do that
they nerfed the item instead
And then they also nerfed their ability 🐈
Amazing
@slim oasis help
if they did buff the recipe I would be up 30b so I dont wanna hear about my investments being bad
I think my first rosewater flasks evolve today
Hi im here
i won the giveaway
lol what
Cheater...
imagine enter a giveaway and winning but u dont qualify
but i have infinite nitro
Wtflip
@little forge can i give it to @stiff jolt 🥺
why the fuck ?
of all people ?? ?
@slim oasis have you guessed wotw yet
No im not smart
I know it before the first hint every time its just too easy
Yes. Congratulations.
try penny
meow
Incorrect, try again in 3 hours!
🐈
You can only guess once every three hours! Your last guess was at <t:1770972579:F>
fuh
hasn’t been an hour
whats wrong with racism?
meow
👋
hi other me
@nova loom Crystal Hollows 2X Powder: true (Lobby Count: 4) lock in
no
are u busy tmr
🐈
🐈
anyone here know much about old glitched items in this game?
What other meanings does Penny have bruh
ok it wasn’t my best suggestion
@hardy hawk they're rerunning 3f kind of
ty
@slim oasis i hope the bottom of your foot itches
What did i do to you :c
Hi femboy
Youre evil
Hello femboyer
I havent done anything evil today yet and ur demotivating me :c
You havent brushed your teeth.
🐈
@hardy hawk
ty
no problem.
How the hell did you win
actually the diene emote is after the 19th
But I think it needs to be rerolled...
i want to
hi
Holy noob
whats that
gang
I think I could easily 1v1 a gorilla
?
I didnt say I would win
Oi goy give me the nitro
Hi hi
hi hi
Hi me
I don’t get it
no
how are you so sure ?
doubt
I absolutely could
@dim remnant holy fuck they named a rabbit after you
No!
🙂
Mowi said u need it for every tool
I was just ratted last night and followed the whole #questions-and-advice message rat guide. Anyways I changed all my information multiple times and they were still in my account which I have no idea how because I even signed them out. I also found out they hacked into my pc and were using a virtual machine to grab my information. Anyways I fixed that factory resetted my pc. Now Im wondering how do I know if my minecraft account is safe? I'm thinking they used my ssid to get into my account which makes sense since I tried for an hour to log in and get kicked and didn't get banned for double login. How do I change my ssid so they can't take any of my important information that I use for work and other things that affect my irl life?
o
@slim oasis help them
No im scared of being ratted
Hi sandrone
no its your left
ssid as in your wifi name?
But im the other one no
It’s either that or I got tokened
more likely tokened
as far as im aware your wifi ssid doesn't result in you being hacked
its simply the name
Skyblock stuff is usually tokened yea
easier
Omg guys i love free sbe beta if i win againdt this guy in duels
i once got 3 billion like that the guy was quitting and wanted to give his money to someone already goated
Idk for some reason they used a virtual machine to control my pc open up google and my email to get shit then ran a script before I could task manger then out of my pc so I had to factory reset it for the script to stop working
dont download anydesk and give them your access code ok glad this helps
Is it ok if i do it with rustdesk?
hmm if you've fac resetted fully then it should clear most previous things like browser cookies etc--just personally i'd reset all passwords that are associated with your chrome, wouldn't surprise me if the script was to export your google password manager
it was
real coaltars script runner
I would probably just change all passwords in general ngl
hold someone hostage over their like in vanilla
(joshr44 moment)
some folks want cookies as well
but thats probably not that big in skyblock if i had to guess .
I mean i wouldnt be surprised if they sold the dats to 3rd parties or smth
no one needs data of like 15 people
Hey man, those 70 cents add up over time.
./rep summary is not working for me
Damn that's antisemitic asl 😓
My brotha jus anotha me (jokes)
is there any way to check what minion slot upgrades are cheapest for me

anyone know which dc server to join if you want pings for blue eggs or automaton parts? i thought it was this one but cant find it
what texture pack yall use for 1.21?
defrosted, toy car
whens next fiesta
Can anyone tell me how to remove my word of the week ping?
i could
🐈
how
i forgot
.-.
nevermind i got it, thx anyways
How much is eman t4 Carry.?
How to check how many pests i've killed?
@slim oasis 🐈
But gold
you can compete with the other yonata
[SkyHanni] Spaceman is visiting your garden!
Can someone help me with fishing?
[NPC] Spaceman: I am quite disappointed.
what best thing to craft in dwarven forge for money?
LF someone to carry me on sven t4 but there isnt a option in the carry tickets
just 1?
ok
whats 3f
ty
@patent scaffold lets freak fest
paying you 3m for it



