#lungmen-city
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huh I guess I grabbed poet from player return thing that I never finished cause my wifi died on me
she gets replaced?

by march
huh Castorice team is Cas, Hyacine, Evernight... and who now?
and Evernight wants Hyacine's cone too? this is fked up

rmc until cyrene
oh right
I still haven't unlocked it
LMAO
also hey new path switch menu
rizzed
then Stelle immediately gets aura loss by other factors
also wdym your herta is kinda cope
cause of anaxa or what
no lc

and only 4 star erudition partners because i dont like any of her 5* options
aka u don't like Anaxa
Jade (derogatory)
now I gotta farm more of those mats
I'm out for whoever uses them next
wanker I think my HSR account has returned to the state of

oh Tribbie and Archer uses the same ascension mats
no wonder I had enuf for Tribbie
and now to refarm these too I guess
JP's team trials is so fked
2.4m needed to I'd assume promote to class 6
I guess that 10 pull ain't coming from there for awhile
anyways class down to 4 again

wanker those 10 pulls ain't going to still in love banner
xuan we're cooked
omg i just realized the 'angling' in her unique refers to fishing

oh cant 10 roll tickets in en smh
finale
oh right we got tickets
ngl I'm half thinking of just buying enuf paid carats to last the entire free daily pull of the banner and then praying

bruh
uh-
wanker are you cooked rn
speak of the devil xuan
eclipse first
2real4me
omg
my last 10 roll
thats so her of her
well i can at least achieve my goal of getting a bunch of racewear

wanker I used my Google play points for this, ahe ain't coming within these 12 attempts
And I kinda wanna keep tickets for spark too so tehe
idk what that means
but rip
we're cooked
theres no way i can get maru so uhhhh

actually maybe i can yolo it i didnt realize how far off throne is
wuh
wdym yolo it
anyways wanker to clarify what I meant
1000 points for "$10" and using that credit to buy 700 for $9.99, which will be enuf for the entire banner's daily paid pull

wanker her fishing is tempting me, am I falling for bait
like yolo whatever pulls i have at that point
oh
torena san
you think this is a joke
hmm
nah I must stay strong
"not" using my money via points I got from spending money elsewhere is already stretching it
and me getting technically 5 3*s in 76 pulls
paid daily pull is a total scam xuan dont fall for it
was already lucky enuf
but wanker, it's technically efficient if you're trying to spark 
in this case I'm not sparking so

yeah unless youre maybe planning to spark
also how did u think I got Brian?
otherwise such a scam
ok
I'm just gonna hope Seiun appears when I go for Cafe/xmas Oguri/Tama
cause I'm not here trying to fish for her unique
but I am now here cause she's fishing
wanker this translation patch for jp
is a scam
wdym u have Zenno Rob Roy's home screen lines translated
but like someone like Suzuka doesn't even has hers translated
ik for a fact Cafe doesn't
I'm rioting
that's so cope
wait
gemini is giving more pulls
2k gems for 1st place group A vs 1.5k in Taurus
🤨
2nd place actually gets 10 pulls
and 3rd place actually now gets 1st place group B amounts of gem, which is 1k
wtf
I'm guessing cygames back then realize it would be unfair for people after the 1st CM so they adjusted it immediately

cause imagine getting to group A finals
just to get 100 less gems than group B's 1st place if u ended up just losing completely and getting 3rd
well anyways I'm coping
My mayano is cope
ah they also fixed the uh titles in this one
they did?
the other placings now get titles

could you imagine not getting a taurus cup title lol, lmao
yeah that was honestly weird
I can show off my gold
and cope
but nah
CM title is lame anyways
I'm waiting for something real good and special
yeah something like that
is more better
full support for honse is better than a flex title
shouldve given us 2 slots smh
hold on
you could theoretically get like maybe 450k
like my worse is whenever they get 59k or so per race
but potentially they all can reach 100-110k
when the stars want to fking align
that 36k is gross, one uma down means u could potentially get 60k points total instead
thats my dirt
yeah ik
I'm talking about if you consistently get better on average and not best amounts of points
wtf

wanker I can finally take advantage of story motivation boost
ill just train a pasa real quick to get that score up and then think about the others
not that Rice even needs it

wait is this the chapter 2 bourbon shes actually cracked
although probably not modern jp scenario cracked
xuan nobody on my friend list has a dirt inherit we need more slots
crazy
oh she's starting her spurt right about now, goodbye 6
goodbye
goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeee
Beez nuts
cause all my parents with dirt spark
just do not have good sparks
0.9x less acceleration sure
which thru w/e math may as well be
20% less acceleration or something
wanker
it sucks trying to train Bakushin and Maru
no parents including supports
have good compatibility
so doesn't matter if I have good sparks or not

the dirt races were all miles right
uh
team trial it is
we're so cooked when dirt medium exists
and by that I mean we already are cooked for master challenge
cause fking dirt medium
wanker we can't even train any of our usual umas
can we get another selector cygames i need my oguri
wanker
I just cope
it's like usually just
kitasan, sweep, halo and maybe a 4th speed
otherwise power cards are cope
imagine having mlb speed SRs
i feel like cm has poisoned my deckbuilding ability
i used to be able to just throw random shit together and be content


wanker I
really feel like I can't afford to pull another stupid, I've burned that card for the rest of this year
gametora?
ye
oh I guess it is
its always gametora

although sylvia sent a jp one once if thats what you were thinking of
yeah I don't understand this now
at first I assumed it's cause you don't own the character
but now? wtf
why is she in the pre-race wear outfit
maybe u gotta force it on outfit select or something? idk

ik that's actually an option on JP
cause idk if changing it via profile actually does anything on global besides changing what the chibi looks like in clubs
JP be like
although it changes specifically the 3* uma so they can wear w/e outfits they have accessed to so idk if that would even affect them appearing in others events
so like
I think it's just
oh wait
also yeah wanker
didn't u forget how cute she was on her event?
anyways oh wait
this is monthly wanker...
that's crazy
meaning we want to actually be in a good club
this is fked
can't buy anything else otherwise 
unless u wanna sacrifice the 3* ticket
I assume this 2025/1/31 in description means every uma released b4 this date
yeah thats why i was wondering if
it's ok
they nicknamed her mambo in the en game
if El needs to find Mambo
we bring Matitan instead and say
"here's Mambo"
5D chess play
wanker wtf
bride Ramona
6 3*s in 86 total
spooked me immediately 1st gate

Still in Love not in sight

also yeah with this luck I'm really scared to try out
Seiun Sky
cooked
truly cooked
and being baited
wishing I could be fishing, not reeled up by bait
anyways I already have Ramona so my concert options are still cooked
Perry the Platypus joke but with El instead is amusing btw
wanker this is fked
like fr
also Teio is apparently another one who actually got translated
it feels so cursed
seeing her w/o the mask and/or calling her a random uma when she has no mask?
seeing her without the mask
spe catching strays

anyways wanker it's ok
just autosmoke
and cope
meanwhile me
yeah nah I kinda don't want to click many buttons within 10 minutes to get like 120 
wtf spe catching more strays out of nowhere
tf is that
boundry push wanker
you are a caricature of yourself
u basically kill 4 specific bosses and cope u have enuf dolls to do it all
wtf is caricature
well anyways
wanker I know partially why Chrono Genesis cooks us in master challenge arima kinen
basically during final spurt
if she's trying to start accelerating or she's trying to pass someone
in 2000m-2500m race
she will trigger the skill to further boost her acceleration
there's one where if someone is in front of her for 3 sec, she gets increased speed
and ofc she has the 2 DYI? specific scenario skills assuming it's not just from Tucker
that just really pump up her speed

further speed and acceleration to get to even higher top speed?
fk
one random evolved skill that's just "get ahead in final spurt" like ok gee thanks idk what that actually does
oh just more speed

I could get it rn but
there's also Daiwa
anyways I remembered I got on HBR earlier but life stones wasn't full yet
oh right, those SS scrips from events... yeah they're specifically different from the score attack/anachronies scrips so uhhhhhhh
they really want us to work for that SS

wanker
I'm like only prob 1 more event done than u out of the 5 they want us to do
we're both cooked
they even expire on the 25th
why are they even calling this an event catch up

oh right I didn't do a global uma career run today yet
wanker, my sleep is cooked
uhh did i do a jp i think i did

could you imagine if portuguese was a real language
yeah imagine if it was ever so real
lack of power to accelerate

god my tt is so cooked

the funny thing is that doesn't work like a real clock
and the ramen is already dokutah's mouth so like

wanker
this is cap
cap as in peak
ok so Rob Roy, Bakushin, and Teio have translated lines with this

wtf
Is your VPN still on
Anyways wanker, slightly cooked
Failed 2 trainings that would've helped cap out stam and get speed to S
Somehow worse than my other Brian who just stat checks I guess with a lotta acceleration
But better skills here so idek
Also apparently her special title requires her to really overtake everyone while getting triple crown
Shame really
no
anyway i just realized i havent done any test runs
well yeah despite having distance S she still has 100~ less speed
oh god that taishin is cope though 1 gold recovery? beeline burst?

omg jell
Wanker that Brian could've been the best had maestro and curvature proc
omg jell
Wanker I'm so cooked
xuan we're both cooked
She failed 2 trainings and the other didnt proc skills
everybody is fking cooked
Its fked
I dont have time to reasonable grind any improvements after this
Also I follow the artist Jell got their inspiration and reference from, anywayssssss
Anyways


Would be nice to have encroaching shadow but uh lmao
Taishin can't even give it, only maybe the non gold ver but thats cope

that only works on end closers anyway
What

Hey man
hello
wdym what did I mean
you did alot xuan
no more doughnuts
Do your hit ffs
gasp

is xuan autoing
silly guild members
swopey is depressed, burnt, and whatever else his reasoning is pilled
As for every1 else
Me with late front and end
just like the real thing
to bad that gfl 2 doesnt have auto resolve instead of autoing
I honestly wish I could use Winning Ticket or Meijiro Ryan
Over Golshi
I should've trained creek more
This is like her forte


Rip brain
🫠

she gone on to the dream series
Can't believe this old ass Japanese race horse that has an anime girl I like vaguely based on her died, time to pretend I care on social media

I will shank you (in game)
just because he is soulless jerk doesn't mean all the people who like Urara are the same.
you don't like the actual horse you like the anime girl with the same name lol
actually a lot of people like the horse because how she kept racing even though she kept losing
the anime popularized the horse
if they only cared about the anime version they wouldn't have gone so hard on the grass for her
She kept racing because she was a race horse and they exist to race
It's not like she chose that
normally a horse would probably be retired after like 20 or so losses
it's a lot of people projecting the anime version onto the real thing
yeah but the horse
didn't decide that
it's a horse
it sort of does. If the horse's mood and stuff isn't there it wouldn't actually try to race
then they would just retire the horse
but the horse kept trying to win
Talk about being... what, cynical?
yea
ik I can be cynical and blunt at times, but yeesh read the room a little
ok next time I'll pretend to care like everyone else ur right
gotta get my internet points off this event
nah
or at least express it in a way not so crass
no
That's zelk
ah
it a terrible day for rain
Lungmen have a dictator now
Nani
that dragon furry guy
That doesn't narrow anything

Weez nuts
I forgot to play md after finally getting my internet and totally forgot that I was supposed to pull maliss earlier
ah well
they're perm at least, but still
Hmm
Ebi noooo

shes gonna freak out if she streams tomorrow
And then we both know shes gonna have to unknowingly wait a whole chapter until that plot thread resolves itself further
Joshua and Estelles time in Erebonia prior to going to Crossbell
Reason why u wait a bit b4 reading it cause of it ending where they meet SSS
Which by the by
Tehe
Sorry to all those who lurk here

If you had plans to even touch trails but thats what you unfortunately get for not being proper lungmen citizens
lol
lol
cant 8 what
shrimp fried rice?
shrimp 8 rice
oh I just realized
I guess she's mainly returning to also
prep for the AK collab that's specifically limbus side only
finally wanker
Japan
japan

3 day login for SS selection
which I'd assume is just SS1
but anyways Yunyun SS2 and Adel SS3 is out

Cute
Cutest puppy
its saturday somewhere in the world
that's not how this works
so true bestie
Good idea Cipher
you don't want to end up like Zani
I should work on co-op somehow
anyways wanker I found a vid that gave me a better idea how to actually do things in the uma mod
the only coop i care about is the chicken coop
but now I kinda wanna make umas do parkour in mc
sounds like co-ope
wanker have you heard of the cow-traption
This is truly my Winning Ticket
idk how many of us are gonna go play autobattling honkai pokemon, but I will say
I will not
if u need me, it'll be whenfield
oh
did u
miss the memo?
did I never gave u the memo about the memo?
anyways I forgot how neat symphogear transformation was
anyways I guess it wasn't really called roguelike
also fk u mean they reduce the boss battle difficulty of dlc2
another case of me being too slow b4 nerf happens

honestly idk if survival and rougelike is actually separate from each other, but in the case of how rougelike would work
it could just drastically get harder and harder after each shift
picking a menu as u go on, idk how ingredients and drinks will exactly come into play
it'd be fked up tbh
hm
ok wanker idk where to find it
it's prob post main story thing so

tehe
hrm
ok so they aren't separate

wanker, relearning this game is gonna be a moment and a half huh
and also actively giving food they dislike is prob gonna be a moment and a half cause achievements too huh

I'm sorry Mystia, you're now gonna be cooked
good thing u can go back in time (w/o your memories)
something something red lanterns yakitori
hmm well at least it will be tasty



glue
The fact it's phrased like this implies these could be real living umamusumes who are cosplayers

Uma musume is based on a true story
Turned out the rat was key for this past GW https://x.com/ismekun_/status/1967559042618016175
my team was boogeyman, seox lvl 120, oro, and Vicky
vikala is a good girl
what happened

She is the absolute cutest
Super cute
Her, Seox, and my character as Boogeyman we were pretty much dodging most of the boss' attacks
i got Seox transcended up to 130 but i think i might want to focus on Niyon for November's UnF
Im kinda feeling evil
@normal light is this spam
Ear blush drives me nuts
Which spam was it this time
Was it the "omg I got money from Mr beast!" Followed by totally edited screenshots or something or was it something else

<@&586570970345635868> 

Much thanks mods
Not again
I honestly can't tell how folks are getting hacked with that scam
Or the purpose of the scam working the way it does, afaik no hyperlinks exist, unless virus is hidden in the image and the idiots opened the image up on their browser
Who knows
Its all a matter of perspective
wanker don't look
ok
no, it was the "omg I got cryptocurrency from melon husk"


What just happened
This girl
I thought you already spent your yearly vacation off?
I did
How are you on vacation again?
blackmail
Nana actually can afford vacations in this economy?
he decide to retire
old Nana going to be turned into banana bread
banana brød
Until it was too late
I'm now in a very annoying email battle to protect my job
But that won't stop me from seeing dracos homeland after she ruined it
banana fighting hard not to be baked
I have a really good response ready but they're so annoying to deal with I don't even wanna send it
It does be how it is
🤌
But....it's italian not brittish
Yes that's right
riht
Who the fk are these people
And by these people I mean who the fk is these 2 tourists
But....the dracos are brits no?
If you mean reed and elbanana that is
Wdym tourist? The very channel i type on belongs to Ursus
Not taking about AK
tourists smh
Get them out of here Yamato
nah
What ya talkin bout then
Roma
the tourist thinks this place belongs to ursus, spoken like an ursan spy
Think fast chucklenuts
Ok other tourist
Ik it's Rome i dunno what draco u talkin bout
And this is why you dont have your lungmen id
drawn and quartered
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all-ZZZZzzz
wanker no I just got off work, noooooo
Rip
Its so over
Choice paralysis for lunch and suddenly going for the option I never meant to go for despite wanting it
thai
no, I went for panda express despite being the not so best option, should've went for that one halal place

Should’ve just ate grass
Bro just skip lunch, eat breakfast and dinner
problem solved, if I can't slash, then I'll just use an "idol"
or technically "idols"

March myriad celestia
1 hour until the remake releases
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the remake is out now too
We are cooked
She deserves all the hugs 🥺

new memoria
that we can't pull for!
wanker we're cooked Astararium has returned again
anni char get
on another note, found a modpack I might be interested in but it's fabric so no umapyoi-ing

anyways ch 15 is quite a chapter in itself
cant believe you killed roger

anyway xuan s3 is correct right
Mont3r? yes
all ik is s3m3 doesn't use any new mats
o
damn you lied to me
I thought it did
cause usually they do this bs
derby
new chapter with new mats and new operator? surely they'll do it again right? and they didn't
I've been swindled into giving misinfo
Rip Roger
wanker I don't think I'm going to be able to do
3 of those specific event stories
for the last SS scrips in time
just cause I don't want to read em rn, but also I don't want to skip thru em either
we're cooked
me who spoiled myself on boss cause I'm farming Evernight's mats be like
"damn this boss is long"
wanker am I so cooked that I prob have to start over in Mystia unless I want to forgo that one achievement?
also making a forever world sounds like a chore, time to cope till I make it as Roger never appeared to do co-op

Grilled
Like lampreys
Its not like aquila's that much of a spoiler but definitely dont do the current moc12
Or next patch's new endgame
wanker
How do I split my consciousness for a moment to do both HBR events and HSR catch up
And also prepare for cancer cup
mental illness
wtf wanker

Some doors are locked, some doors are stuck,
Some doors that open never close,
Robbing choices before I chose.
Until that day you brought the sun
To fill that room of doors with light,
Those doors that lead where none can shun
The warmth you brought that was so bright.
For us who walk the paths less tread,
Shy not away, hold high your head,
From you to me the path has led,
From me to you whose heart has bled.

xuan ive spent the last two days writing a poem between the characters in my nonexistant yuri novel
help
Sounds to me you need to cut back on the yuri
that's like telling someone to cut out their hobbies and happiness
given this is wanker we're talking about

I'm sure crack addicts and people with terminally ill corn addiction says so too
Cause it makes them happy
yes but crack means drug addiction and that's an obviously unhealthy option
anyways don't go twisting my words around, I specified hobbies for a reason
doing drugs isn't and shouldn't be a hobby to begin with
and the other thing you said? yeah no that's uh can of worms I'm not gonna entertain
if only swopey were here
he's too busy coping that he can't read his wholesome manga anywhere since comick died and other options are missing chapters
which for once he's not mentioning horny options whenever I pop into the anime/manga channel in yammy's discord
if he does, it's like maybe once in a blue moon or I never noticed
I ate spicy stuff and i think its fucking with my ears
It wasnt even that hot, I wasn't brought to tears
But now my head feels funny
Boy do i love chinese cuisine
wild
How the fuck
Who the fuck
Who isnt real
Ik, it's so unfortunate
Cutest rat


oh no putting this in my cart has made me find another game on sale that looks like my cup of pudding
this is a disaster
probably
anyways
as i was saying
my cup of pudding https://store.steampowered.com/app/3337210/GIRLS_MADE_PUDDING/
"When there's nobody there to see you, you disappear."
In Girls Made Pudding, two girls tour a series of towns that people have disappeared from. Follow them on the road as they find out the mysteries of this world.…
$6.99
467
xuan i think i have an addiction to charming indie anime games


@versed pine @past pier https://x.com/majotabi_PR/status/1970790565592916463
@deep dove @primal marten



where s2 smh
Good question
@deep dove likely gonna happen
unless they blueballed us instead with a pachinko announcement

pachinkope


















