#lungmen-city

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storm igloo
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Nope it's too late

gray mesa
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Don't get my hopes up like that

dusk bay
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My drawing skill is nowhere near good enough just yet

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Bro I only draw illustration

twilit tiger
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roger screw him lets write a yuri light novel together

dusk bay
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I never got into the basics of manga drawing

storm igloo
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You gotta start somewhere

lean storm
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I have been gaming since I was like 3 years old

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So I developed no interest in any other hobby in particular

storm igloo
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When I was young I had an interest in coding

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When I got older I still had an interest in coding

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Turns out it pays well

dusk bay
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If it is

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Then it has to be two milf doing it

dusk bay
gray mesa
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Well i only started liking the gym last year too, you can learn new interests, i always thought the gym was a place where people just ran on threadmills and left but it feels nice now that i know what i'm doing

dusk bay
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Tho now idk after my talk with my senpai

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Since he also went to a top tier coding school and he already switched course to AI

gray mesa
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I think you should take over your family business instead

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But i think i told you that before

storm igloo
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You can go straight to AI

dusk bay
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Cause he said the prospects of getting a job with just coding is gonna be tough

storm igloo
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That's where the money is

dusk bay
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Since

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It's a bit embarrassing

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But I never actually worked a part time job

twilit tiger
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dont worry neither have i

dusk bay
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So I am quite lacking in skills

lean storm
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I been working min wage customer support jobs for past 3 years now and I want to make more money but I have nothing that interests me to make more money

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So I hope a miracle happens or sth

gray mesa
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I mean just learn to invest your money

storm igloo
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Making money isn't about having fun

twilit tiger
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roger's right become a stock bro

storm igloo
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You need to just go for it

lean storm
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Problem is everything that pays better needs a degree or some kind of portfolio if it’s more technical

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I hate studying

versed pine
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I come back to

lean storm
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Omw to become a pornstar ig

versed pine
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swopey calling harvins and lalafells cursed things

lean storm
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(I probably don’t have the looks for it lmao and wouldn’t pass some other whack bs)

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  • porn industry is probably the worst thing you can work in
dusk bay
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Japan is prolly hiring

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So

lean storm
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I know what I wanna do in life

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I’m gonna become a shikikan

gray mesa
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Damn you're just like the main character of chained soldier

lean storm
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Is that the one super fetishy anime

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A friend forced me and another friend to groupwatch the first episode

storm igloo
lean storm
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It was so fucking whack

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And apparently it’s even more wild in the manga

gray mesa
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Yeah Jell read it

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And said the same

dusk bay
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Yeah it really id

lean storm
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That episode we watched made me feel like

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“This is a case of it’s so bad it’s funny”

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Still nothing beats the manga I read about basically an ugly bastard dying from nutting too much and getting isekai’d into a world as a fat guy who wears only a piece of leaf

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It was so fucking funny to read

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Actual peak

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Still remember the moment in manga where he was fighting some loli mage and after being knocked out he stood up literally on his erection

dusk bay
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Wtf

lean storm
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It was mostly very very funny to read because

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First few chapters were translated by someone who did not hold back

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And worst part is that it was probably written similarly in Japanese

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Because the super funny translations actually fuckin matched the panels and flow of story

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Kinda like EN version of panty and stocking

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Like

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Found some sf wscreenshots

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Sfw*

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An actual translation

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The fucking plot of the story too

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The ugly fat guy was a convenience store worker and was simping a girl at his work

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Too bad there was another coworker

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The hensem chaud

lean storm
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Im gonna dm it

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And send the link to manga

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Do note after a few chapters the translation becomes worse in a way that it has terrible quality

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Cuz the original guy prob had his share of fun

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(If he got a boner he would pretty much die in that scenario)

dusk bay
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What the fuck is this

versed pine
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yes

lean storm
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It’s fucking amazing is what it is

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I wish more mangakas wrote with 0 filters like this guy

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Not only does he draw hot anime girls

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But the story he wrote has 0 filters and because of it is very funny to read

lean storm
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Me needing coins in azur lane

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Also me

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Splurging coins at the first sight of felix

twilit tiger
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this may have been a mistake

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versed pine
lean storm
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remembering the funny manga frustrated me even more in the end

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the actually funny and/or good mangas get dropped by translators in like 5 chapters

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meanwhile generic shounen garbage number 9932847371

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has 10 different teams translating it at the same time for 500+ chapters

oblique sonnet
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my dd a bit too strong

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lean storm
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that dd so strong she testing the strength of my pants fabric

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I mean what

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I just noticed ayanami is a bnuy

lean storm
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Eugen enjoyer

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🤝

twilit tiger
lean storm
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I don't remember onis having bunny ears

twilit tiger
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i mean im pretty sure they look more like horns than ears

lean storm
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why does ayanami

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have 50000 skins

lean storm
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why did I think she's ayanami

twilit tiger
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thats shimakaze

lean storm
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hm

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why are shimakazes so horny

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cuz when I hear shimakaze

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I think of kancolle

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I want AL's shimakaze though

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besides her very hot design

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I really like the aesthetic and her BG

oblique sonnet
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been working on Agir for quite long time

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lean storm
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I can't work on most of the waifus I want

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cuz no tech points

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lmao

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working on Roon rn

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to unfortunately replace Eugen

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with an actual tank

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but Roon mega cute

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so its gonna be worth it

oblique sonnet
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i could do PR6 if i want

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but need to finish Agir

lean storm
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Kearsarge is the closest PR6 I am to

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for some fucking reason

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my America has

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triple everyone else's tech points

oblique sonnet
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mine is 4/5 of those

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Except Shimanto

lean storm
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oh my britain is 450

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I want Hakuryu

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but

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374/950

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😭

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Yeah I can't even do PR2

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LMAO

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Pr1 is the only one I can do except ibuki

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cuz I have only 16 vanguard japanese ships

oblique sonnet
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just used exp books to lvl 120 them

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lean storm
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I have no xp books

oblique sonnet
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i used about 700+

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lmao

lean storm
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if I had books I'd be getting everyone I have to lv70 though

twilit tiger
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hm yknow i should probably ask yammy to let me into his guild considering mine doesnt actually have the dock slots maxed out

lean storm
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his doesn't either

twilit tiger
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oh

lean storm
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I thnk

twilit tiger
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lmao

lean storm
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it's at 14 iirc or sth?

oblique sonnet
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my docknslot at 250

lean storm
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can't check rn

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started 2x sorite

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I'm at 270 dock slots rn without the guild tech included

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splurged a bit on them

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still not enough because of all the excess blues I have prepared to MLB LMAO

oblique sonnet
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time to actually speedrun event stage

lean storm
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but once I mlb everyone

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I'll have like 100 free slots at all times

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not to mention like

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40 of my slots are occupied by bulins

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closer to 50 maybe

oblique sonnet
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mine still occupied with unraised R ship

lean storm
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I'm raising one of each

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so that's why lv70 all

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gotta get those stars

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only problem is I don't have a good coins income

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I can probably try to tackle D3 now

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though no mobbing fleet yet

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Unicorn not ready

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and Phoenix especially not ready

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I'm guessing I want both at 120

oblique sonnet
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my mob fleet

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lean storm
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to do the funny uni + phoenix

twilit tiger
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wait i have yuudachi

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when the hell did i get yuudachi

lean storm
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idk if soyuz still doesn't outdamage nelson

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nelson single target big seven is actually kinda good

twilit tiger
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i was sitting in 6-4 like an idiot while i just had her in my dock

lean storm
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though soyuz will prob be consistent stronger dps than nelson when I level her skills

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i should also use those selectors I have

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still dunno what to get from gear lab selector

twilit tiger
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precious

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lean storm
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a bit annoyed how long the tierlist takes to update

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can't check if any of the new units are worth investing

twilit tiger
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oh ognevoy's interesting shes a vanguard healer

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thats probably not good especially on a squishy destroyer but interesting

lean storm
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is anyone here familiar with sub teams hidethepain

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I want to download and watch frieren and there's like 50 different teams subbing it

twilit tiger
lean storm
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Erai-raws

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this sounds familiar

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and they have 01-13 batch

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you're telling me

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3 ereshkigals

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didn't punch thru that

versed pine
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yes

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no

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idk

lean storm
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ok

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now my unicorn is megastacked

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just need coins to level her gear

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to at least +10

oblique sonnet
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LMAO ITS ONLY 13 BUILD

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2nd copy currently

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lean storm
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death

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death of a thousand needles up ur ass

oblique sonnet
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2 more copies

ocean verge
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🐳

lean storm
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@twilit tiger question

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how much do you value rank in GBF

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like, say, rank 200 to rank 300

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since you're higher rank it's kinda hard to ask you a question like that

versed pine
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rank is just there

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to get slightly more higher stamina cap for when u actually let it regen to cap

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but more importantly just

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specific EMPs and unlocking fights

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idk what other value there would be to higher rank otherwise swopey

lean storm
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specific EMPs

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is why I value it

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but for some reason my entire crew is against me when I was like "wtf why do we have XP boost and not RP boost"

versed pine
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because

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RP boost is useless as a crew buff

lean storm
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then ig I'm really the weird one even in GBF

versed pine
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you are

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why would u value something that goes into only 1 bar that's an over time thing that u just naturally get from the grind vs

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an extra exp u would need for lvling up god damn

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eternals for transcendence and the like

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among just getting a bunch of characters EMP

lean storm
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thing is

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I don't level transcendence atm

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and like

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transcendence is just slotting the unit into ur pro skip team

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and watch it go up

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same with EMP

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I never really needed to powerlevel for specific unit EMPs

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because I just use pro skips for that

normal light
lean storm
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fuck

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isn't the coins pack

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actually pretty good

lean storm
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y'know whats sad

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I'd lose this fight with my fleet

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lmao

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@past pier I'd like to make an argument that

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Rory is not the only best girl

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Shandy is so fukin adorable

normal light
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finished my boxes for the event so back to farming to get 5* Haase weapon

gentle mauve
lean storm
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ok finally done with gate

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nice series as per usual

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My tastes are certainly different now than when I watched it before

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Shandy is too precious

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though rory = queen

gentle mauve
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rory is a gem

lean storm
normal light
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well this makes 2 of 5

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gentle mauve
normal light
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liter is the other one. only other one that is close is Eunwha.

gentle mauve
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gotcha

dusk bay
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Eunwha is

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pretty dog shit

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ngl

twilit tiger
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Because most endgame raid rooms will require at least rank 300

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And there are quite a few nice emps to get

lean storm
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yeah but like

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would you rather gain more RP

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or more XP

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basically it's a case of XP crew boost vs RP crew boost

twilit tiger
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RP

lean storm
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I always picked RP crew boost cuz I valued RP a lot more than XP especially when I almost never farm XP on anything

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but most of my crew was like "who the fuck cares about RP lol"

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"after 200 RP dont matter"

twilit tiger
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You could probably slime every eternal to 150 and not be rank 350

lean storm
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I mean I could also just

twilit tiger
lean storm
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daily pro skip eternal to 110

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and still not have the mats for 120

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the other XP argument as EMP

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but like

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you need EMP on so few characters

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that it's kinda moot

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especially when I get the EMPs I need thru pro skipping as well

twilit tiger
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again youll need way more rp than youll ever need xp

lean storm
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welp

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unfortunately my crew didn't agree with me

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I was the first person that prefered RP over XP apparently

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😔

twilit tiger
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and keep in mind that they'll keep raising the rank cap

lean storm
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the only person's argument that I could understand wanting XP

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was our 350 pscyhopath

twilit tiger
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rank 200 is like, midgame at this point

lean storm
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350 doesn't need RP so naturally he wants XP

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problem is

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he has all jyuus at 150 minus the ones he didn't have lapis for

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so only thing he can care for is EMP

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which is really not that hard to get

twilit tiger
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well he's gonna start wanting rp again when they raise the rank cap again so

lean storm
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do you expect them to raise it any time soon

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hasnt it been at 350 for a long while now

twilit tiger
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uh idk

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i dont pay attention to the increases

lean storm
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at least I'm not the oddo ne out ig

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for prefering RP over XP

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for prefering long-term account boost over short-term character boost

twilit tiger
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the only time youd want xp over rp is when youre levelling your eternals

lean storm
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I mean even then you can level it while farming somethign else

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like idk for example farming an evoker

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and just slotting the eternal in backline

twilit tiger
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oh hey another pamiat drop

normal light
lean storm
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I assume Phoenix doesn't need damage right

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just level auxiliary for HP and that's it?

lean storm
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suibar

dusk bay
lean storm
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ok

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my unicorn is ready to solo

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oh need a scepter for good measure

twilit tiger
lean storm
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oh

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U-556 META

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is actually a meta worth investing into

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but I also want Archerfish

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also I'm lowkey liking soyuz more and more

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she seems like a fukin goofball

normal light
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there is main story version and then there is side stories version

lean storm
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is that fukin grape juice

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astaroth gf

gray mesa
dusk bay
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I guess?

gilded idol
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Isn't this a self report how does bro know and have a screenshot unless he's there

versed pine
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Someone else leaked it and they learned of it that way prob, or they wanna investigate it and found it, otherwise yes actual self report

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the possibilities are there, but it doesn't change the results

twilit tiger
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did youtube screw something up with their chapters btw because every video i see just has chapter 1, chapter 2, chapter 3, etc

gray mesa
past pier
normal light
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there is 2 more parts to it. Now there is 6 videos of him ranting

versed pine
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Trying to find parking, I've forgotten how obnoxious it could be especially when people just lmao

gray mesa
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Pro tip for parking, look for spaces a bit farther away from the place you need to be because you can walk

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It's what i always do and i never have problems finding a spot

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People are mad lazy

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I prefer walking 3 minutes to get somewhere than spend 15 looking for a spot

versed pine
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That's the problem even when willing to walk, it's like all taken to the brim

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Like ayo this place is fking packed

gray mesa
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Yeah i forgot you live in the US

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It's doomed then

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sorry

versed pine
twilit tiger
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Yeah roger you gotta remember that you live in a rural backwater

gray mesa
versed pine
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sometimes I wish

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that in and out 15 minutes task doesn't take over an hr instead

versed pine
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wtf

past pier
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kokona

lean storm
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Must be Kokona’s older sister or mom

past pier
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lmao

lean storm
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She very cutr

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Cute

past pier
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also I got a new wife

lean storm
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She cute

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But why she have big halo

past pier
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she's from BA

lean storm
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I’m gonna save my ring for felix

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Though I wanna give one to Nelson too

past pier
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I have 3 more

lean storm
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I bought one more though it was probably wasteful

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And I should’ve waited for whatever the “2 rings for 1380” is

twilit tiger
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you usually get rings on discount at valentines

lean storm
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Yea I’ll get Felix within a year if manage to stay playinb

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i hope

twilit tiger
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i think i saw i had a ring sitting in my mail too lmao

lean storm
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But Nelson is also very waifuable

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Blonde twintail tsundere who becomes dere when love is involved

twilit tiger
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ill never forgive myself for jumping the gun on bismarck and marrying her too early

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past pier
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wdym too early

twilit tiger
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Valentines is both well, valentines as well as the day she launched

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it wouldve been perfect but i wasnt thinking of it at the time

past pier
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my very first wife

twilit tiger
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wow mikasa has a lot of skins now

past pier
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yes

lean storm
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I wanna marry Nelson and Nagato too

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But Felix would get most of my attention

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One ring went to Eugen too

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Which I don’t have a regret for

twilit tiger
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yeah theres a ring from 2021 sitting in here lmao

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lean storm
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Eepy soviet wife is also mad cute

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A gremlin

twilit tiger
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oh right yammy let me into your guild you have more dock slots than mine does

past pier
twilit tiger
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on that note how do you leave a guild

past pier
lean storm
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I simp Seia are you that surprised

past pier
twilit tiger
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gdi

past pier
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I think in the members tab you can leave

twilit tiger
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uhhh well theres a button to expel myself that i cant click

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so

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theres no way the fucking guild shit is so undercooked that theres no actual way to leave one right

past pier
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lmao

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go tap on the name of the guild

twilit tiger
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incredible

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lean storm
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I swear

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I just read this

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"tiddies legacy"

twilit tiger
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alright yammy lemme in

versed pine
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swopey

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stop mixing up your letters

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this isn't a case of 1 and l

lean storm
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when freshly wake up

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and see that fora milisecond

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my brain auto-assumed that tiddes legacy

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was tiddies legacy

twilit tiger
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maybe wake up is mistake

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maybe sleep forever

past pier
twilit tiger
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idk what your guild is

past pier
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fleet of fog

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I know original name

twilit tiger
twilit tiger
lean storm
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this is enough right

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I can go throw these into battle

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well

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after I get lv100+

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on phoenix

past pier
twilit tiger
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wait fleet of fog was arpeggio

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oopsie

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in my defense

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i paid the bare minimum attention to kc

lean storm
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hmm

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if I use uni for mobbing

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I don't have a 2nd carrier for main team

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and 2 BB probably no bueno

twilit tiger
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yeah your ships are a mess

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just do nelson soyuz i guess idk

lean storm
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well rn I slapped nelson soyuz enty yeah

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but soyuz still missing skill levels

twilit tiger
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is she also still defective

lean storm
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phoenix also missing levels to be a good mobber

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partly still

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wait

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unicorn+phoenix

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costs 2 oil per stage

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or did my eyes deceive me

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ok no it was 19

twilit tiger
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thats definitely wrong

lean storm
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phoenix doesn't need damage though right

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like

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no need to botherleveling her 2nd skill or her guns

twilit tiger
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uh well it wouldnt hurt

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also her second skill is her barrage so it doesnt get levels

lean storm
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I already went all the way to make uni +10 +10 +10 +10 +10

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she even has gear lab bombers

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took this bad boy from gear lab selector

twilit tiger
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idk what that is but good for you

lean storm
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idk either

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tierl ist said this is her 2nd best bomber iirc

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yea

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wait saratoga is good?

twilit tiger
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i literally still just have barracudas on everyone i cant be assed

lean storm
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damn

twilit tiger
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yeah i remember her retro being alright

lean storm
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"alright"

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tier 0

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also dman there are some URs after all who aren't Z tier

twilit tiger
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eh i wasnt too impressed

lean storm
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hakuryuu, shinano, shimakaze and yuudachi

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albeit the latter two are uh

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the only better one than them is laffey 2

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so it's w/e

twilit tiger
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i mean im pretty sure warspite has also been crept pretty hard

lean storm
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oh yuudachi is UR cuz of retro nvm

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oh drake also lower tier than other URs

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lul

twilit tiger
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is she thats odd

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i remember hearing she was a very good dps ca

lean storm
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oh yea lusty is high tier for bossing

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gotta continue leveling that

normal light
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man this is Bismark Zwei all over again

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lean storm
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rip

normal light
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yeah had to spark

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twilit tiger
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i cant remember if ive ever gotten a UR before spark

normal light
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only other one i had to spark to get was Zwei

lean storm
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making coffee at 1am

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certainly hit different

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oh wait

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phoenix doesnt even have any torpedos?

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damn

twilit tiger
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yeah US cruisers are gunboats

lean storm
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ig leveling main gun might be worthwhile then

twilit tiger
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why do the returning missions want me to buy another white shell

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lean storm
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it was beneficial for me

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cuz I didnt have one

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ok unicorn phoenix mobbed lv60 no problem

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wonder how they'd handle lv90-100 though

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probably not well cuz phoenix not lv100

twilit tiger
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phoenix will probably get shredded

lean storm
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yolo I'l try

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at least on D2 first

twilit tiger
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i mean shes gonna be taking like 30% extra damage

lean storm
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oh wait

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haha

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I can't take the team to extra

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one BB/BC being mandatory

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and one CL + DD

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rip air superiority too

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cuz no lusty yet

twilit tiger
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bring more fucking carriers how is your air fucked

lean storm
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it was like

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1630/1650

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lmfao

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well I'll just go in with my normal squad

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and see how well Uni can keep up with healing 9-4

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while my main squad solos it

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naturally I save the ammo pocket for when boss appears

twilit tiger
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what level are the enemies in 9-4

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are they 100 yet

lean storm
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94

twilit tiger
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yeah i think your phoenix is fucked

lean storm
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oh I mean I went in with normal squad

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put uni back into fleet1

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and just have 2nd fleet for display

twilit tiger
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i hate how you play this game

lean storm
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uni is just manhandling everyone

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with laffey

lean storm
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uni healing is not ok

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lmfao

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I'm full health after clearing out the entire map with this squad on 0/5 ammo

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ok

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whoever niizuki is

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I need her right now

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she's so fucking cute

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my only problem now is that I'm out of Oil hidethepain

versed pine
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consider this

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don't

lean storm
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no

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I will

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I will become a criminal for niizuki

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anything for her happiness

versed pine
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that's not what I meant

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by don't

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but ok

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just remember

lean storm
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Unfortunately I'm not from US

versed pine
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don't, as in dnrooo

lean storm
#

so I don't have the inherent talent

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to just have oil

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wherever i go

versed pine
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smh

gentle mauve
gray mesa
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@oblique sonnet

lean storm
#

ig I can do opsi

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when i have no oil

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now that uni can heal backline as well

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I don't need to even make my opsi team rest

oblique sonnet
dusk bay
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@gray mesa @lean storm

lean storm
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that's a good cosplay

gray mesa
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Damn

lean storm
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@past pier is there a way to reset the opsi map without re-entering it

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(I'm basically trying to slowly get the 360 stars done)

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tho at that point ig when I clear a map i just go into next uncleared map and then juggle between the two

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would be more efficient

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  • it seems I should progress maps purely just to get adaptive shit up so I can progress the "main story"
versed pine
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imagine being stan

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having a cute smol gf

gray mesa
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Who tf is Stan

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Why is he named Stan

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Poor guy has the same name as a South park character

versed pine
#

I can answer the who but not the why

hearty acorn
normal light
lean storm
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lmfao

normal light
lean storm
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are you ready for M3

versed pine
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no

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never

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just like how I'm never ok

gentle mauve
lean storm
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caught up with the monster hunter blind speedrun drama

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this just makes simps look even worse

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(the simps being the mods)

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as a whole

versed pine
#

wat

lean storm
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go watch karl jobst bangers

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on her

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it's good content

versed pine
#

nah

lean storm
#

the culmination of it all

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is this banger

oblique sonnet
#

Actually banger

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speedrunning while blindfolded without modding is hard

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Honestly, if the cheater mod did found Karl

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he will actually cry

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lmao

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i know that
why
because i knew

lean storm
#

I could hear the quivering in his voice

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the insecurity

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god forbid his queen shows a single shred of negativity towards him

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and these are the people who call others incels

oblique sonnet
#

he talking to asmon

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he is about to cry

lean storm
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I mean

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he's clearly stupid because

oblique sonnet
lean storm
#

he didn't consider the fact that

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he chose the worst person to talk to about it

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the worst as in - the person who actually uses his brain most of the time when arguing

oblique sonnet
#

when MH World blind speedrun goes wrong

lean storm
#

Idk I just hate how humans work sometimes

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like

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she could've literally just said

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"yeah the blindfold wasn't that effective so I could see bits"

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and be done with it

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nothing happened

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it maybe was really just a "4fun" thing with friends

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but something pushed her to commit to the lie for some fucking reason

#

and now her whole attempt at a career is probably ruined

oblique sonnet
#

she could have used that blindfold to sleep

lean storm
#

like

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so much of it went wrong

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purely because of her stupidity

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everyone showed how bad the fake was

#

that should've been a hint for her

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"these people know what they're doing"

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NAH LET'S DOUBLE DOWN

oblique sonnet
#

double down on not admitting is more stipid

lean storm
#

even more stupid is having your mods talk for you

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and the mods being the most soy sounding mfs ever

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also

#

this came out a few hours ago

#

so now there's nothing to even defend

oblique sonnet
#

all she need to do

#

is simply admit it

lean storm
#

this has to be

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the most dogshit star ever

#

shit feels like it has a 1% spawnrate or sth

past pier
lean storm
#

ok now another question

#

is there a way to get the logging tower to spawn

upper vale
versed pine
#

For his neutral special

#

gun

past pier
lean storm
lean storm
#

oh hey weekly reset

lean storm
#

huh apparently Princess Hime is very good lmao

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oh because her augment buffs SSSS chars even harder

past pier
#

yes

normal light
oblique sonnet
#

sunk 1
most damage
it sunk the boss ship

Screenshot_2024-03-04-16-30-19-106_com.YoStarEN.AzurLane-edit.jpg
lean storm
#

gib musashi

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huh

oblique sonnet
#

the fight went so fast

lean storm
#

suddenly my soyuz is

#

doing top damage

oblique sonnet
#

that Enty didnt trigger owari da

lean storm
#

why is soyuz doing so much dmg suddenly

#

do the skill1 levels really add

#

that much

normal light
#

yeah skills mean night and day

lean storm
#

didn't expect it to be that fuckin much though

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shoots enemy like 5 times in event stage

#

15k damage

#

shoots enemy once in a low level hard stage

#

40k dmg

#

ok it was prob twice

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btw

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what the fuck

#

why are war archives like this

normal light
#

i believe she is a map drop too

lean storm
#

but if I do C D side I don't need to do A B right

normal light
#

that is just pity

lean storm
#

she's constructable and a map drop yeah

#

but I wanna get her for my sub fleet

#

I'll run the 3 germans sub fleet

#

cuz they're hot and that's how they work best

normal light
#

yeah if you dont have the frigates the subs are the best

oblique sonnet
#

maybe D3 will make my fleet fight long enough

lean storm
#

subs seem to be ingeneral best

oblique sonnet
#

to make owari da once again

lean storm
#

like

oblique sonnet
lean storm
#

they're in the same tier

#

if you do the 3 germans team

#

also the frigates aren't evne top tier

oblique sonnet
#

i got myself U-96

lean storm
#

I got u-96 too

#

and since I wanna use her all the time

#

I gotta get the other germans

#

and uh

#

the other germans happen to be very hot

#

so it works

#

though I kinda wanted to get archerfish in somehow

oblique sonnet
#

i got the non germans subs

lean storm
#

albacore also very EssexLewd

oblique sonnet
#

sometimes i forgor

#

the bgm change for me

#

because i used the collab gear

lean storm
#

if 2x BB wasn't so shit

#

I'd try to make 2x BB team

#

maybe even 3x BB

#

because this combo

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is pretty funny

#

ig when I get soyuz skill to lv9-10

#

I'll swap nelson out for her

past pier
lean storm
#

and it's only lv6

#

and it's only one leveled skill

past pier
#

just u wait till u get lvl10

lean storm
#

well that's gonna be a uhh

#

probably a week of waiting

#

no t4 books

#

only t3

past pier
#

playing AL at work

#

waiting on shit to compile and run

lean storm
#

wait

#

yammy

#

is this true

#

is blue gun on some DDs

#

unironically best

#

because it reloads the fastest

past pier
#

ye

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@lean storm don't forget the fleet for the guild

#

we're onto the next stage

lean storm
#

sec

#

I found out that

#

I'll prob have to farm a war archives stage

past pier
#

also I put up the hardest fleet mission

lean storm
#

for some reason some BiS auxiliaries

#

are farmable from war archives

lean storm
#

LMAO

past pier
#

kekw same

#

I mean the fleet mission is that one where we have to kill shit

#

to get guild coin

lean storm
#

so it's the Hard one

past pier
#

ye, 300 enemies this time

lean storm
#

wait weeklies give SR bulins

#

damn

past pier
#

yes

lean storm
#

so non-UR stars are just that easy to grab

#

though I say that I also have like 5 different sources I'm about to get purple bulins from

#

UR*

#

not purple

past pier
#

purple ones you'll be scrapping at some point

#

gold ones are the deficit

lean storm
#

that bad huh

#

lmao

#

I mean my gold bulins looking kinda ok rn

past pier
#

is ur warspite maxxed out ?

lean storm
#

no I just don't have XP

#

to level her

past pier
#

run her through the maps

#

she has a UR retro

lean storm
#

oh and had coins issues

#

and uh

#

SR retro

#

is very fucking expensive

past pier
#

that is fairly cracked

lean storm
#

yam

#
  • I already have Nelson and Soyuz
#

do I need a 3rd BB

past pier
#

yes

lean storm
#

what about Monarch?

past pier
#

you need at least 6 backline and 6 frontline ships

lean storm
#

my state of BBs rn

past pier
#

not that bad

lean storm
#

but I was mostly ignoring her cuz uh

#

SR retro is

#

very fucking expensive

#

like it asks

#

for A LOT of yellow prints

past pier
lean storm
#

why nagato no oath

#

false fox lover

past pier
#

I simp for adult foxes

#

like amagi

lean storm
#

I simply simp for foxes

#

adult is a bonus

past pier
#

no for u loli is a bonus

lean storm
#

both

oblique sonnet
#

I cant be sure who im gonna replace

#

lmao

lean storm
#

I'm an appreciator of both sizes

#

i bust over Musashi just as much as I bust over Shimakaze (I know she's not a fox but play along)

past pier
lean storm
#

I just kinda wish

#

aviation wasn't so relevant

#

so I could do goofy shit like 3x BB

oblique sonnet
#

i need 2 more UR copies

past pier
#

you can do 3 BBs

oblique sonnet
#

then max break Soyuz

lean storm
#

yeah and then u have 0 recon value

#

and air superiority is red

past pier
#

doesn't matter if ur overleveled kekw

lean storm
#

yeah well too bad I can't even do D3

past pier
#

I run 5 BBs in D3

lean storm
#

ofc I'd run NJ Musashi Soyuz or some shit if I could and they were all lv125 + 10/10/10

#

but that's like

#

year ofgrind

#

I do wanna throw Felix everywhere I can

oblique sonnet
#

I legit thought i cant use other ships at vanguard

past pier
#

married enty

lean storm
#

I'd throw her into my bed the hardest though

oblique sonnet
past pier
#

eugen is aite

#

enty is mid

oblique sonnet
#

Free ring is still free ring

lean storm
#

these are my only SRs pretty much

#

I'm very tempted to give Nelson the ring

#

since i won't get felix any time soon

past pier
#

up to u

oblique sonnet
#

Fate Simulationnfor FDG at lvl 4

#

about 71 more bp to go

past pier
#

I'm done with PRs

oblique sonnet
past pier
#

got enough BPs for the ones that don't have fate sim to insta lvl5 them

oblique sonnet
#

I cant go for +15 discount

#

gold emptied too

#

best i can do is +1

past pier
#

my D3 auto

#

only fleet 1 is moving, fleet 2 is there to fill in the req

lean storm
#

yea i cant even do d3 rip

oblique sonnet
#

realest

#

all we need is just sink them ships

#

and boom, boss

past pier
lean storm
#

rip

#

maybe I can do D3 in like a few days

#

oh btw @twilit tiger

#

one of the returnee missions will ask you to +11 a shell

#

lmao

#

oh shit I prob can't even farm war archives D3s

#

because they're also high level

past pier
#

back then the max lvl wasn't even 125

normal light
#

a bunch of the ones after the 125 update are in war archives now but they still generally piss easy

lean storm
#

Im prob doing the one that was after 125

#

cuz C3 ended at lv86

#

82-83*

image.png
#

also oops belfast at the front

normal light
lean storm
normal light
lean storm
#

huh

#

guraburu

#

is this onmyouji

normal light
#

yes

lean storm
#

onmyoujeeta do be kinda cute

normal light
lean storm
#

oh yea I finally unlocked paladin

#

I should probably try a sieg run

#

I also wonder what the purple chest honor requirement is for 100% drop

lean storm
#

oh god she's so fkin adorable

harsh cradle
#

Threat: Lethal

lean storm
#

don't worry about it

#

welp

#

time for mass castration

harsh cradle
#

Death, twist their balls.

lean storm
#

wish I knew the purple chest threshold

#

but at the same time even doing 4button nuke doesn't stop me from hitting "can only join 3 backups"

#

@past pier

800px-NC3BCrnbergNew_Year.png
#

I found wife

#

another german W

past pier
lean storm
#

that ain't leipzig

#

that's nurnberg

#

Leipzig skin though is also insanely cute

#

oh hey