774
PUTTING ALL YOUR NET WORTH ON GREEN AT THE CASINO
#Shit Ideas Counting
silent meadow
bleak oasis
775 putting any amount of money on green
languid bolt
776 WINNING THE LOTTERY THEN PUTTING ALL THE MONEY ON GREEN
silent meadow
777
PUTTING ALL YOUR WINNINGS ON THE PURPLE HORSE
languid bolt
778
GETTING ADDICTED TO GAMBLING ON PURPOSE
ancient dawn
779
PuposeefullyM Ispaellin g a worD
silent meadow
780
SMOKING
glacial lance
781: putting 4 dollars on blue in roulette.
ancient dawn
782
Swallowing the ball in the casino roulette
silent meadow
785
DRINKING TOO MUCH ALCOHOL
languid bolt
786
DRINKING TOO MUCH VAPE JUICE
hot wasp
787
DRINKING TOO MUCH DRUGS
languid bolt
788
SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO A SONG DURING A FUNERAL
bleak oasis
PLAYING THIS AT A FUNERAL (VOLUME WARNING)
ancient dawn
PLAYING THIS AT A FUNERAL (VOLUME WARNING)
789
Playing that in a funeral
languid bolt
790
EATING THE FUNERAL PERSON
languid bolt
792
Using your phone as a plate for food
ancient dawn
languid bolt
794
Eating chicken in front of a chicken counting
Coumt every time you eat a chicken in front of a chicken
languid bolt
795
Fucking MEE6
ancient dawn
796
MEE6
ancient dawn
797
Trying to kill a fly by throwing a microwave at it
languid bolt
798
Killing a fly by throwing a grenade at it
ancient dawn
799
Suggestions channel but you can only upvote 1 suggestion
languid bolt
800
Poo flavoured diarrhea tablets
languid bolt
801
Procrastinating for hours and hours and being a useless piece of shit for the 10000th time
deft bison
802 802 802
ask for a ban right after joining 🙁
ancient dawn
803
Crowdfunding to buy a dozen of eggs
languid bolt
804
Crowdfunding to buy vapes
proud cave
806
Cooking and burning the whole house
ancient dawn
807
Calling "fatty" to someone you know has anorexia
ancient dawn
808
near cradle
809
construct an Eiffel Tower of ur shit
languid bolt
810
Illegally turning the eiffel tower into a giant power pylon for fun
near cradle
# 810
Illegally turning the eiffel tower into a giant power pylon for fun
811
making this legal
hot wasp
812
Making petrol flavoured yoghurt
813
Selling petrol flavoured yoghurt
814
Buying petrol flavoured yoghurt
815
Eating petrol flavoured yoghurt
816
Sneaking petrol into someone's yoghurt while they're not looking
817
Using yoghurt as a substitute for petrol when filling up your car
languid bolt
818
Spiking someone's drink with petrol flavoured yoghurt
ancient dawn
819
Shouting "Brawl Stars!" in the middle of a date at a crowded restaurant for no particular reason
languid bolt
820
Force feeding random people on the streets lobster pasta against their will
bleak oasis
821
Farming potatoes for 5 hours straight
languid bolt
822
Turning into a potato
bleak oasis
823
Replacing the audiobook cd on the back of the books in the library with earrape music (i probably did this)
ancient dawn
824
Doing this
bleak oasis
825
Farming pumpkins and potatoes at 1:21am
hot wasp
826
Waking up at 11am every single day
languid bolt
827
Sleeping at 6pm every day for no reason
828
Inviting guests over for dinner and eating them
hot wasp
829
Farming sugar cane and potatoes in Minecraft or whatever instead of sleeping
languid bolt
830
Being really thirsty and not drinking water because you can't be bothered to refill your water bottle
hot wasp
831
Dying of dehydration because you can't be bothered refilling your water bottle
hot wasp
832
Binary but with ||6 and 7|| instead of 0 and 1
ancient dawn
833
Staying awake 24 hours saying 6 7 whenever it's new year in any time zone so that you can be the first person of the year to say 6 7 in every time zone
bleak oasis
834
Staying awake 24 hours farmingg sugar cane
bleak oasis
835
Proceeding to spend hours playing The Nightmare ten times in a row even though you're shit at the game
languid bolt
omg I remember those bins
languid bolt
# 833
Staying awake 24 hours saying 6 7 whenever it's new year in any time zone ...
my sisters did that when it was new year's here
they counted down until 00:00:00 and then constantly said 6 7 to celebrate it
ancient dawn
838
Spam channels
839
Spam channels that still give you XP in servers with a levelling system
hot wasp
my sisters did that when it was new year's here
they counted down until 00:00:0...
what a horrible way to start the year
ancient dawn
840
Changing the name of your YouTube channel with millions of subscribers to something like this
841
Staying awake at 3:14 am despite having to be awake at 9 am
languid bolt
842
Eating your headphones
hot wasp
843
peeing in an ice cube tray, freezing it, and putting the frozen pee cubes in your drink
languid bolt
844
Peeing in an ice cube tray, freezing it, then offering pee cubes to your friends and family
hot wasp
845
Putting your cat in a clear plastic ball with barely any room to move around and using it to play bowling
846
Putting a skewer through your own dog and cooking it over a fire
languid bolt
847
Forcing someone to listen to these songs on repeat for 100 hours straight nonstop without asking for permission first:
languid bolt
Doing that
ancient dawn
849
Flooding your house with water only to find out how many litres it takes to fill up the whole house again after having done it to fing out how many gallons (instead of doing the conversion)
hot wasp
850
Defecating in the ball pit
languid bolt
851
Filling a ball pit with balls (testicles)
hot wasp
852
Giving kids a lolly on halloween that is actually just your poo in a wrapper
languid bolt
853
Grabbing onto a plane that will fly for 24 hours because you can't be bothered to pay for a flight
languid bolt
854
Counting in colour wars streak
ancient dawn
Someone else joined 💔
languid bolt
What about the 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 person
hot wasp
he suck
ancient dawn
So you love brussel sprouts
languid bolt
So you love brussel sprouts
NO I DON'T
hot wasp
yes you do
languid bolt
IF i were to count in colour wars that doesn't mean that I love brussels sprouts
hot wasp
you think they are absolutely scrumptious
languid bolt
you think they are absolutely scrumptious
You 're talking in second person
hot wasp
you would shove them down your throat all day long because you love them so much
languid bolt
Nah you would
languid bolt
you would shove them down your throat all day long because you love them so much
That's you
hot wasp
nah, that was me cooking for my dad
I hate them
but you love them
languid bolt
You love them so much you contaminate your perfectly good macaroni with soy sauce with them
hot wasp
that's you
languid bolt
NO THAT'S YOU
hot wasp
nuh uh
hot wasp
again, it was me cooking for my dad
I also would've shared some with you because you love them so much
languid bolt
again, it was me cooking for my dad
but you also had some
languid bolt
I also would've shared some with you because you love them so much
I am the last person you want to be sharing brussels sprouts with
hot wasp
no
languid bolt
YES
hot wasp
fake
languid bolt
languid bolt
real
hot wasp
doesn't say that it was me who said that, that could've been anyone
languid bolt
Who else could this be
hot wasp
you just put my pfp and name over someone else's
languid bolt
I'm not that good at using inspect elment
hot wasp
ok, so you would've photoshopped it instead
languid bolt
Do you really think I'm able to do that that quickly
hot wasp
yes
languid bolt
then you're mistaken
hot wasp
anyways, go back to eating your brussels sprouts that you think are super tasty
languid bolt
855
Telling someone repeatedly that they love brussels sprouts over and over again even though they hate them
languid bolt
856
Buying this for your meal deal sandwich
ancient dawn
857
Saying that Pocketcat from Fear & Hunger is "lowkey relatable"
languid bolt
languid bolt
860
If footballs were replaced with massive brussels sprouts
slow oyster
861
Disappear from the internet for 4 months straight so you can focus on a shitty college subject
languid bolt
863
Playing geometry dash for 11 hours 3 minutes and 57 seconds
ancient dawn
864
Spending all night counting in #1069436516234969138, saying it's because you have no life and not seeing it as a problem or trying to change it
This person joined this forum I hope they don't see this
languid bolt
865
Starting to count in https://discord.com/channels/580647218378309644/1069436516234969138 (if you've never done it before), then getting addicted to it
hot wasp
866
Only sleeping at exactly 21:50 or 22:50 and getting really upset if you don't/can't meet those standards
slow oyster
867
Act like a total spaz on the internet
languid bolt
868
Drinking pure albumin every single day because you like that it balances fluid
slow oyster
869
Drinking acid to clean your teeth
languid bolt
870
Thinking of chair flavoured water during an important exam and bursting out in laughter and getting disqualified
slow oyster
871
Laughing during a funeral
languid bolt
872
Vandalising https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Square_number#/ wikipedia page and making it say this instead:
jolly vigil
873
When cooking hot dogs for lunch and instead of throwing away the water put it in an ice cube tray and offer it to guests you dislike
ancient dawn
874
Memorizing the 1000 first square numbers
hot wasp
875
Including square numbers in every single part of your life
Wake up at 06:25
Get out of bed 9 minutes after waking up
Brush your teeth for 121 seconds
Eat a 1,024 calorie breakfast
Go on a 4km walk
Eat a 1,156 calorie lunch
Do 25 push ups
Eat a 961 calorie dinner
Watch TV for 49 minutes
Take 7,056 total steps in a day
Go to sleep at 22:09
876
getting really upset because you didn't fall asleep in a square number of minutes
jolly vigil
877
Smoking at a gas station
languid bolt
878
Cutting your grapes up like cucumber slices instead of just eating them normally
jolly vigil
879
Buying crafts and arts (worth more than you'd like to asmit) things thinking you're going to make something only to remember afterwards you're neither crafty nor artsy and you just wasted time, money and have no space for the unused/opened stuff that will likely never be used again
slow oyster
880
Using laundry detergent as car oil
jolly vigil
881
Buying a blanket that is always too small no matter how you turn it
slow oyster
882
Buying a bipolar pc that changes it's settings everyday
languid bolt
883
Purposely smashing an expensive brand new pc monitor because you think the cracks look cool
slow oyster
884
Running your pc with said broken screen as a "competitive advantage"
jolly vigil
885
Wifi that works perfectly until you need it.
slow oyster
886
Washing the interior of your car aswell
languid bolt
887
Having a bath in your car which is not designed for having baths inside of
slow oyster
888
Having an entire barbie cookout in your car
languid bolt
889
Forcing students to stay behind after school for forgetting a calculator
890
Giving a 30 minute detention for students that were 1 minute late
891
Giving someone a detention for NOT UNDERLINING THE DATE AND TITLE
HOW DARE YOU NOT UNDERLINE THE DATE AND TITLE
ancient dawn
892
Replying "No advertising." to someone saying "hey im in need of friends pls dm me"
ancient dawn
893
Cheating at chess with those butt devices
jolly vigil
895
A clock that’s always 5 minutes wrong but changes which 5 minutes
languid bolt
896
Crying because you're not allowed to sleep at 21:50 or 22:50
jolly vigil
897
A progress bar that jumps from 3% to 97% and then freezes for eternity no matter what you do
languid bolt
898
Making adolf hitler in pixel petz
slow oyster
899
Betting all your life saving on egg fights (that's a thing apparently)
glacial lance
900: killing all of life because someone lightly pushed you
languid bolt
ewwwwwww
bleak oasis
902
making your icon set this
bleak oasis
903
languid bolt
904
Going to IKEA and shitting in one of the display toilets
languid bolt
905
If this was real and you did this to your own child
https://www.tiktok.com/@legbootlegit/video/7262087314749312299
bleak oasis
languid bolt
languid bolt
907
Making this many alts for no reason
hot wasp
908
Using washing machines to measure the size of a sinkhole
jolly vigil
Americans being so stupid... using anything but the metric
bleak oasis
909
Not practicing the part you died to last time
jolly vigil
# 909
Not practicing the part you died to last time
Wouldn't this make more sense in the things you hate counting
jolly vigil
So its a shit idea?
bleak oasis
yeah
hot wasp
910
Eating a massive feast right before going to bed
languid bolt
911
Arresting someone for brushing their teeth
languid bolt
912
jolly vigil
913
When kids skips school the right way to punish them is make them skip more school
languid bolt
914
Giving the same punishment for 2 minutes late as 3 hours late
bleak oasis
915
Playing a level that goes dark with this icon set
916
Playing Jawbreaker with this icon
languid bolt
917
Eating a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie
jolly vigil
918
Cooking pizza by boiling it
slow oyster
919
Putting Ketchup on pizza
languid bolt
I love putting ketchup on pizza
slow oyster
Ewwwwwwwww
jolly vigil
920
Pineapples on pizza
languid bolt
921
Mangoes on pizza
ancient dawn
922
1 kg of salt on a pizza
languid bolt
923
1kg of sugar on a pizza slice
hot wasp
924
1kg of ketchup on a slice of pizza
jolly vigil
925
Whipped cream on pizza
hot wasp
926
Pizza smoothie
jolly vigil
927
Bathing in bleach
languid bolt
928
Dipping chips in bleach
jolly vigil
929
Dipping chips in said bleach bath while in it and eating the chips
languid bolt
930
Brushing teeth with bleach, vinegar and baking soda
bleak oasis
931
Pouring ethanol on your balls to stay awake while playing Geometry Dash (it will hurt for 15 minutes)
hot wasp
932
Eating balls covered in ethanol
languid bolt
933
Eating ethanol balls and choking
hot wasp
934
dipping your balls in molten metal
languid bolt
935
Dousing your balls in hydrogen peroxide
jolly vigil
936
Having balls along with the little drummer stick
||I have neither as I'm a woman but it seems shifty to have them||
ancient dawn
937
I don't know how to describe it but you get the point (doing something like that but in real life)
languid bolt
938
Rubik's cube that looks like this
hard lion
# 875
Including square numbers in every single part of your life
Wake up at 0**...
939
Having a day like this
Go to sleep at 23:04 the previous night
Be asleep for a total of 441 minutes
Wake up at 06:25 on 9/16/2025 for your 16th birthday
Get out of bed 9 minutes after waking up
Brush your teeth for 121 seconds
Eat a 576 calorie breakfast at 07:29
Receive $100 as your birthday gift
Talk on the phone for 36 minutes
Measure yourself to be 169 cm tall
Weight yourself to be 64 kg
Go on a 4 kilometer walk
Eat a 729 calorie lunch at 12:25
Do 25 push ups
Do 324 minutes of productive work
Spend $81 at the grocery store
Purchase a new phone for $484
Eat a 961 calorie dinner at 18:49
Watch TV for 49 minutes
Take a shower for 9 minutes
Take 7,056 total steps in a day
Drink 2,116 ml of water
Speak a total of 4,489 words in a day
Go to sleep at 22:09
languid bolt
940
Going to sleep at 22:09 and 23:04 alternating every single night even if you're not tired
bleak oasis
941
Purposely drugging yourself to sleep at an exact time
hot wasp
942
Thinking that is 💚
languid bolt
943
Purposely drugging someone else to sleep at an exact time
jolly vigil
944
Doing drugs
languid bolt
945
selling drugs illegally on the streets to random people
slow oyster
#946
Doing drugs
languid bolt
#946
Getting distracted from work every 2 minutes and not getting anything done
glacial lance
947: eating 10m^3 of wood that used to be a sign that says "EAT ME!" pointing to any food but you thought you have to eat the sign
ancient dawn
948
Eating a chair
ancient dawn
Wow
ancient dawn
949
Ban-evading with an alt just to count in Up vs. Down…
slow oyster
Wait why are you repeating what Folding Scarf already said
It isn't a shit idea to be addicited to drugs?
950
Verifying yourself on discord after the recent discord age verification software hack
ancient dawn
It isn't a shit idea to be addicited to drugs?
But it was already said
ancient dawn
It was two messages above 😭
languid bolt
951
9h 28m of roblox
bleak oasis
952
9h 28m of skyblock
ancient dawn
953
Listening test with subtitles
languid bolt
954
Spelling test with subtitles
jolly vigil
955
Using only YouTube auto subtitles
glacial lance
956: Using subtitles that scramble letters in each word
957: Using subtitles that shift the letters by 1 (the -> uif)
958: Scrambling a 21x21 Rubik's cube in a specific order if you want to type a letter
fast dust
959
A clock that only holds 1 hour
hot wasp
960
Forcing someone to assemble a 21x21 Rubik's cube with their feet
languid bolt
961
Eating someone else's dishwasher without asking for permission first
jolly vigil
962
Eating a corpse
fast dust
963
eating a rotten meatball at 3 am
jolly vigil
964
Putting said meatball in the blender and then divide that into other meatballs which are dressed with very expired sauce and served at a get together
fast dust
965
Kissing a frog, hoping it would turn into a prince
languid bolt
966
Kissing 10000 frogs
jolly vigil
967
Writing ikea instructions in a random order making the assembly process impossible
languid bolt
968
Eating ikea instructions before completing building the furniture
jolly vigil
969
Taking a bite out of every piece of the unassembled furniture and spit it into the packaging and return it to ikea with the intent that it has 0 in mouthfeel and won't be listen on Boyle's weekly email blast.
languid bolt
970
Putting Trepenoma Pallidum as your CV username
hard lion
971
counting only until you reach 6767
ancient dawn
# 971
counting only until you reach 6767
#1392140222502011063
languid bolt
<#1392140222502011063>
||he probably also meant the idea of doing that in any forum||
languid bolt
972
Eating this for breakfast
hot wasp
973
Eating E-colis for brekkie
languid bolt
974
Wasting your time rearrange flies in the shapes of numbers instead of catching up on work
languid bolt
975
Killing many flies with your hand then picking a scab and making it bleed then rubbing your hands into the wound
languid bolt
976
Making your username something that others would bully you for when you're already bullied enough
marsh nest
977
Jumping to a top 50 when your hardest is a medium demon (GD)
hot wasp
978
Beating every single demon in Geometry Dash
fast dust
979
Burning others
hot wasp
980
Robbing someone just to burn their stuff
languid bolt
languid bolt
982
Doing this instead of doing your work
Oh, I'm not at all
Take one look at #1320668395481468951 (this is just a sample)
I've killed hundreds
languid bolt
983
(scamming people in voice chat text chat)
fast dust
984
Cutting your own hair when you have 0 knowledge about hairstyles
languid bolt
985
Cutting your own hair with a lawnmower when you have 0 knowledge about hairstyles
fast dust
986
Cutting yourself
languid bolt
987
Hydraulic press yourself
fast dust
988
Stealing a skydiver’s parachutes before they skydive without them noticing
slow oyster
989
Putting your feet directly into open flames to warm yourself up
hot wasp
991
Licking melted toblerone off someone's toes
hot wasp
992
Spending this many hours on Roblox in 2 months
languid bolt
languid bolt
993
slow oyster
990 was deleted
Oh, there was a 990? OK then
ancient dawn
Oh, there was a 990? OK then
Probably, a bunch of messages were deleted
near cradle
995
Jaywalking in a roundabout
languid bolt
languid bolt
996
languid bolt
languid bolt
997
Pulling out your phone and counting while doing that
ancient dawn
998
Getting strangers to do an IQ test for free and then laughing at everyone with lower IQ than you
ancient dawn
999
Naming your son after the months of the year
bleak oasis
one more anyone
ancient dawn
1000
Selling all the data in https://discord.com/channels/580647218378309644/1490610761972846662 to governments and/or companies around the world
ancient dawn
1001
Deleting a whole forum with thousands of messages just because someone caused trouble in the last 50 messages
hot wasp
1,002
Giving away 50 different details about you and your sister online just because you were banned from a counting server because people thought your sister was your alt account
1,003
Making a massive deal about being banned from one counting server when there are hundreds of other counting server out there
languid bolt
1,004
Caring about what other people think about you too much and making people who didn't have an opinion of you in the first place get a negative opinion
ancient dawn
1005
Blowing your third chance in a server after getting banned twice
languid bolt
1,006
Knowing that you get car sick and still writing on discord and feeling car sick
hot wasp
1,007
Caring about bad things that random strangers online say to you and creating pointless arguments and letting it emotionally affect you in real life instead of just ignoring them
ancient dawn
1008
Ignoring/rejecting genuine advice
languid bolt
1,009
Falling for people trying to provoke you again and again
ancient dawn
1010
Marrying a number
rough dew
1011
Revving your car to "look cool" (hint: you don't look cool)
languid bolt
1,012
Beeping your horn when the car in front of you is doing nothing wrong
ancient dawn
1013
Posting pictures of you and your siblings on any random Discord server (even if you cover your faces with black circles)
hot wasp
1,014
Paying real life money (€22/month) to get unbanned from a server
ancient dawn
# 1,014
Paying real life money (€22/month) to get unbanned from a server
1015
Paying for the highest (and most expensive) rank when doing that
languid bolt
1016
Doing this with no training whatsoever with no incentive
languid bolt
1017
Eating cardboard for breakfast
ancient dawn
1018
Making a channel that says "DO NOT POST IN THIS CHANNEL" that automatically bans you if you post there
rough dew
1019
Creating new accounts with names like "donotbanme" to get around a ban in a server
languid bolt
1020
Telling everyone in the server you're bypassing a ban from the same server
hot wasp
1,021
Naming your child "Penis"
languid bolt
1,022
Eating a garden hose for breakfast
ancient dawn
# 1019
Creating new accounts with names like "donotbanme" to get around a ban in...
I knew this wouldn't be for no reason
hot wasp
1,023
Joining a server from an account called "Iam[bannedaccount]butplzdontbanmeeventhoispammedporn" when some just got banned from there for doing that exact thing
languid bolt
1,024
Eating a kettle for breakfast
hot wasp
1,025
Eating an egg with the shell on
languid bolt
1,026
Swallowing a whole egg without chewing it
ancient dawn
# 1019
Creating new accounts with names like "donotbanme" to get around a ban in...
What how did kailee find this
languid bolt
What how did kailee find this
||because of dms probably||
languid bolt
1,027
Eating a pepper grinder
hot wasp
1,028
Eating a kilogram of salt in one day
languid bolt
1,029
Eating this water
hot wasp
1,030
Eating a whole container of #28acac coloured play-doh
languid bolt
1,031
Eating an iPad 13 pro for breakfast WITHOUT the owner's permission
languid bolt
1,032
Eating mop flavoured water
languid bolt
1,033
Wasting time reacting ✅ and ❌ to all the messages in up vs. down
ancient dawn
1034
Wasting time reacting ❌ to all the messages ever in Up vs. Down (287,422 messages)
languid bolt
1035
Wasting time counting a completely different count in up vs. down
languid bolt
1036
Eating a door handle
ancient dawn
1037
A digital clock that shows a random code that changes every minute which you need to say out loud for it to say the time (also out loud, not showing it on the screen)
languid bolt
languid bolt
1,038
languid bolt
1039
Procrastinating every single thing
languid bolt
1040
eating clothes
slow oyster
1041
Eating wood
languid bolt
1042
eating shards of glass
rough dew
1043
Creating a 15 minute video with white text on a busy bright background
ancient dawn
1044
Staying up until 6:32 in the morning when you have to wake up at 7:30
languid bolt
1045
hot wasp
1,046
languid bolt
1047
hot wasp
1,048
Taking something rude that a random stranger online said to you very seriously and getting super defensive about it and creating drama and letting it emotionally affect you instead of simply just ignoring them and going about the rest of your day
languid bolt
1049
Making a website called https://canicountincount-o-clock.com/ that looks like this
ancient dawn
LOL
languid bolt
languid bolt
1050
slow oyster
1051
Wasting food
languid bolt
1052
Eating the laptop screen only and throwing away the keys
slow oyster
1053
Sitting all day long on a dirty toilet seat
hot wasp
1,056
brushing your teeth and using your phone at the same time while pooing on the toilet
slow oyster
1057
Playing obnoxiously loud music at 12AM to your neighbors
hot wasp
1,058
A straight line number 1 with a small line through it to differentiate it from a lowercase l and uppercase I (because writing a 1 properly with a top line and a bottom line is too hard obviously)
1,059
Making a Tier list of your family members
1,060
Making a Tier list of skin colours
languid bolt
1,061
Making a tier list of all the venomous insect bites
ancient dawn
1062
Putting your hand into a wasps' nest thinking it might give you superpowers
hot wasp
1,063
Throwing a toblerone at a wasps nest
languid bolt
1064
counting server member tier list (of all the members)
hot wasp
1,065
Things to lick melted toblerone off of tier list
languid bolt
1066
Tier list of people to lick
1067
Chopping people's balls and testicles off and blending them and putting them in a toblerone mold, then freezing it and selling it as toblerone ice lollies
hot wasp
1,068
Dipping you balls in 82°C toblerone
languid bolt
1069
Dipping someone else's balls in 82°C toblerone
1070
Replacing your penis with a toblerone-shaped rubik's cube so you can use it while going to the toilet to avoid being bored
hot wasp
1,071
Solving a rubik's cube with your bollocks
1,072
Shaving your pubes into melted toblerone then forming it back into a toblerone shape, wrapping it up, and giving it to someone on their birthday
||holy shit what am I doing with my life||
ancient dawn
Is this where the line is
languid bolt
I can make something which is even worse
hot wasp
1,073
procrastinating your walk by talking about shaving your pubes into melted toblerone on discord
languid bolt
1,074
Shaving your pubes, then blending it and putting it in a salt and pepper shaker and going to homeless shelters and sprinkling your pube pepper all over the food donations given to the homeless people
slow oyster
1075
Procrastinating studying for your endsem exam
languid bolt
ME TOO
languid bolt
1076
Shaving your pubes over your keyboard
hot wasp
1,077
doing this
languid bolt
1078
Replacing your car windows with toblerone
hot wasp
1,079
Putting poo into a toblerone-shaped mould, freeze drying it, and giving it to someone on their birthday
languid bolt
1,080
Putting poo into a toblerone-shaped mould, shaving pubes in there along with other miscellaneous items, then freeze drying it, then meticulously polishing it and giving it to someone on their birthday
languid bolt
1081
Meticulously polishing poo that is going to be flushed down the toilet anyway
slow oyster
1082
Making clay pots based off Poo!
languid bolt
languid bolt
1083
elfin turtle
1084
Bread sauce
slow oyster
1085
Toilet Sauce
languid bolt
1086
chicken triose phosphate isomerase sauce
slow oyster
1087
Lava Sauce
languid bolt
1088
TEIAAETWNOIGTUY
(Turning Everything Into An Abbreviation When No One Is Going To Understand You)
languid bolt
1089
Drinking instant noodle soup