#Obvious facts counting
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true...
but then this should not be 1860 if 1859 is false
1860 i have a dick
1861
men have dicks
1,862
Crushing your dick in a hydraulic press would hurt
enough dicks
1863
You stop at the red light and go on the green light
1864
someone died today
1865
someone dies every 60 seconds
1,866
Someone in the world is eating right now
1867 there is at least 69420 people wearing glasses
1868 is in the 19th centry
1869
This number has 69 in it
1870
the word banana is not a prime number
1871 This is an oak tree
(never trust gifs with giving you what you need anymore lads)
1872
hy a scullyas lyf adhagrow is not spanish for four
1873 qmwnebrvtcyzxu has changed his display name
my name is still qmwnebrvtcyzxu
this is the DISPLAY name
1874
this is not a .txt file that reads "skibidi skibidi" in esperanto when converted to hexadecimal
1875 You connect to the internet with Wi-Fi
1876 This is not a korean song
1877
Korean language is different than chinese
1,878
English language is different than chinese
1,879
English language is different than korean
1880
eating a toilet will not give you magical powers in which you can exchang it for bitcoin
1,881
This is skibidi toilet MYSTERY MINI FIGURES SERIES ONE
1882
There is someone wearing a skibidi toilet backpack
Not enough dicks
1883 a dick can be used to pleasure yourself (unless you somehow fuck that up and hurt yourself... But how ?)
1884 the only people buying ts are either children or unboxers
1,885
There are 12 year olds who make jokes about dicks and think it's funny
1,886
There are 18 year olds who think dicks are funny
1887
Dicks are funny looking
alright that's enough dicks
1,888
Playgrounds are fun to play on
1,889
Toys are for playing with
1890
You are not supposed to pour gasoline on a stove to boil a fish
1,891
Gasoline is NOT a drink
1892
Gasoline is not a gas
1893
Gas is not a liquid
1,894
Solid is not a gas
1,895
You put petrol in petrol-powered things
1896 you are not supposed to use gasoline as a lubricant to masturbate
1897
You wipe your shoes with a doormat
1,898
Licking a doormat is unhygienic
1,899
It is not good when your house is flooded with rain
1,900
Watching pron is not good
1901
Watching Brainrot is not good either
1,902
Watching YouTube shorts for 24 hours every single day is probably not good for you
It isn't, shorts content is extremely mediocre and can make you lose braincells
1903
Your phone runs on a battery
1904 has four digits
1905:
a bird can fly, a plane can fly, a bird and a plane are 2 separate things
1,906
You should not eat a plane
someone did that once
190,7
Making useless redstone machines in minecraft for 18 hours straight is not a good idea
1908
Grass grows, Birds fly, Sun shines
1909 <- that number has 4 digits
1910 <---- this is an even number
1,911 โ This is a number
1 912 < This is something
1,913
This is not the first message ever sent on discord
1,914
Counting at the same time as driving is bad
1915
This is a banana ---> ๐
1,916
I AM WRITING IN CAPS LOCK
1917
T
Th
Thi
This
This
This i
This is
This is
This is a
This is a
This is a m
This is a me
This is a mes
This is a mess
This is a messa
This is a messag
This is a message
1918 < โโโ this number is larger than 0
1,919
Food is for eating, and not for playing with
GDAILVVEIOGPIEQFGKVGIPQVOJFQVLACBLACKJVXLWU
1920
I had a short moment of brain damage
1,921
@silent sphinx 's pfp is different now
this is the second time someone said that
1,922
This is not an obvious fact
1923
i added a door hinge to my pfp
1,924
My pfp is a wasp
1925
my pfp is mostly blue
1927
i am not a horse
1,928
I am not a horse either
1929
i did not shit 6363638 times today
1,930
I did not eat 20000000 children today
1931
We are not horses
1,932
Horses eat food
1933
if you pressed the right arrow button on your keyboard, reality will not travel 5 seconds into the future
1934: this sentence is six words long
1935: now this sentence is seven words long
1936: this message has 8 syllables
1937 <- those are not armenian letters
1938: people do not use uranium for toilet paper
1939: if you flip a light switch, then the following things will not happen: the light will simultaneously be on and off, time will not slow down by 1.53x, gravity will now shift to 19m/s^2, earth will gain twice its mass, the whole world will switch to imperial, all pc's will be blown up and all birds will not fly
1940: this (message) is not a fact
1941: a is a letter
1942: b proceeds a
1943: d starts with the letter d
1944: people were born in this year dead or alive
1945: This year is when WWII ended
1946: all things are dead or alive
1947: if you want to take a picture, do not take out your eyeball to take it
1948: The USSR is now defunct
1949: mars does not have a capital
1950: oranges are orange
1951: lemons are lemon colored
1952: the list of things have already been done:
fact 1951 posted
fact 1950 posted
create earth
discovering gravity
1953 is a multiple of 1
1954 is a multiple of 2
1955 is a multiple of 5
1956 is a multiple of 1956
1957 is 1957+0
1958 is 0+1958
month 1959 does not exist
the 1960th year already passed
1961 is the same when flipped upside down (I96I)
1962 - gta iv did not exist at this year
1963: i spent more than 5 milliseconds counting here
1964: ctrl+c ctrl+v copy and pastes
1965: there is no such thing as an "F5932" key
1966: there is no such thing as a t-shirt with "feohudsfbiuhrfbsvkjhbdc" that is promoted
1967: a white bg with white text do not go well
1968: most white colored pencils are mostly white
1969: this number has 2 9's and 1 flipped 9
1970 is a year in the 70's
1971: mirrors reflect light
1972: an egg is egg-shaped
1973: there are people who have access to internet
1974: there are people who have access to electricity
1975: there are people who have access to food
1976 - generation alphas were not born in this year
1977: generation betas were not born in this year
1978: windows did not exist in this year
1979: modern ai did not exist in this year
1980 is the not start of the new millennium
1981: the color orange is not an object
1982: the fruit orange is an object
1983: a rock is not the biggest thing in the universe
1984: the earth is not flat
1985: if you dig a 2 meter hole, the hole is 2m deep
1986: a kilometer is not the same as a fluid ounce
1987: computers exist in this time (like windows)
1988: this message has bytes
1989: programming language lua is different than python
1990: the strings "g" and "h'๐ ฐ๏ธโ are not the same
1991: This message is in bold
1992: this message is in italic
1993: this message is underlined
1994: this message is monospaced
1995: i did not blow up uy scuti at 3964
1996 is 2000-4
1997 is an odd number
1998 is not prime
1999: We are almost at 2000
2000: This year is the start of the new millennium.
2001: 9/11 happened on this year
2002: we are not in the stone age right now
2005
Spending 30 minutes of your time on a penis shaped house in Minecraft is not a good idea
2006
There's more than 2 people who were born in this year
2007
My brother did not assassinate Abraham Lincoln
I did not land on Mars on the 9th of January 2008 at 23:54pm UTC
wheres the number
oh
2009
my real name is not ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas
2,010
^ This is not how people normally write the year
2011
people do not use rubix cubes for calculating the time it takes to take a shit inside a plastic bag
||"rubix" ๐ญ||
2012
The world did not end this year
2013
Not everyone can solve a 3x3 blindfolded with one handed in under 30 seconds
2,014
Not everyone can juggle and solve 10 Rubik's cubes while balancing on a unicycle across a tightrope at the same time
2015
Not everyone can juggle 10 4x4 Rubik's cubes with their feet blindfolded while balancing on a unicycle across a 10cm thin tightrope, cutting someones entire family up into small pieces then putting it in a meat grinder to make sausages, then taking a shit on the sausage and then throw it 100km away and hitting an ant hill
2016
it is not obvious that I laughed at the message above
there are memes from
2017
2018: it is obvious you reacted with a skull emoji
2019
was the year before covid hit
2020
was the year covid hit
2021
I did not put my entire family (up to 18 generations including ashes) into a blender, then added methamphetamines and making it into a burger patty, then taking a shit on the burger patty, making a burger and throwing it at random homeless people as a "prank"
2022
A football field is more than 3x the length of a toad
2023
I was born before this year
2024
This year was last year
2025
This is the current year
2026
This year is next year
2027
Is not the year I was born in
2028
I will be older than 2 years old in that year
2029
This is not lies counting
2030
Playing Minecraft for over 5 hours in one sitting is not a good idea
(every day)
2031
Watching tiktoks for 12 hours straight every day is not good for you
2032
is a greater value number than 2031
2033
the world will not end at this year
2034
Toxicity can be unhealthy most of the time
2035
Is a multiple of 5
2036
Playstation is a gaming console made by Sony
2,037
Some mosquitoes like to suck blood
2038
Mosquitoes can cause infections
2,039
Mosquitoes can spread diseases
2040
This is a thread in a counting discord server where we count up numbers while sharing the most known facts ever on earth!
2041
In discord, you are allowed to send messages
2,042
In YouTube, you are allowed to send comments on videos
2043
You can also leave comments in community posts of youtubers
2,044
You're allowed to eat food in a restaurant
2045 You are usually not allowed to eat outside foods in most restaurants
2,046
Vomiting all over other people's food in restaurants will usually make people angry
2047
Vomiting on people's food is a serious health hazard
2,048
This number is a power of 2
2049
This number is not a power of 2
2,050
Is 100 less than 2,150
2051
This number is not divisible by 9834576592648
nt obvious
2052
โyrโ is not a shortened form of saying โSKIBIDI TOILET MINI FIGURINESโ
2053
Pickles are cucumbers
2054 I exist
2055
Cheese is made from milk
2,056
Milk is something you can drink
2057
Milk is used in different cooking recipes too
2058 the pfp is roblox guy
2,059
I want an ๐ coloured role
2060
It is not obvious that I want a ๐ coloured role
2,061
There is orange in @silent sphinx 's pfp
2,062
This sign marks the end of a bus lane
2,063
There is orange in that image
2,064
I've been going on and on about wanting an orange coloured role
2,067
You're not supposed to eat train stations
2068
the sun is bigger than me
2069
You're in discord app or broswer
2070
Chickens lay eggs
2,071
Orange is a colour
2072
You need to require to have keyboard to send a message
2,072
Lying down in bed and staring at the ceiling for 12 hours is bad for you
2074
This is not a mp4 video
2,076
Washing machines wash clothes
2077
Drying racks dry clothes
2078
Yung Spinach Cumshot did not go to Trinidad and Tobago to shit on random homeless people
2,080
Coffee tastes like coffee usually
2081
Coffee has caffiene
2,082
Many people in the server would like an orange coloured role
2083
Ice cream is cold
2,084
People usually don't like pain
2085
Pain is Painful
2,086
There are people with orange coloured role
2087
We finally got an orange role
2088 ๐ isn't a planet
2089
Books aren't planets
2090 this emoji represents an orange colored book.
2091
i did not throw my own shit at homeless people outside of 7/11 today
That is not an obvious fact considering your history as a terrorist and your numerous charges for disturbing the peace
2091
I did not shit on my cock today and rip it in half
2,092
๐ isn't a planet
2093
I am not a planet.
Time for me to find a planet and name it orange qmwnebrvtcyzxu
As soon as i find one, every count after your message will have to be lowered by 1, truly a most devious scheme
vro just let me count
Cro no
lmao
2094
Bro is short for brother
2,095
Eating lots of food makes you less hungry
2096 Eating way too much food can make you even less hungry at the cost of being dead
2,097
If you are reading this and you understand me, then you understand me
2098 It is not recommended to throw humans in a washing machine to wash them
2099
is the number before 2100
*WHOLE number
2,100
Soap is usually for hygiene purposes
2101
Water is not commonly used to commit terrorist attacks on cyclists
2,102
This is not the most efficient way to count
haha, you're so funny.
Number directly implies that it is whole, as otherwise, clarification such as decimal wouldve been added
2103
Schlongs are not commonly used to throw sewer water at cyclists
2104 a dildo is not made to be thrown in WNBA courts
2105
I was not the person who threw the didlo in that one WNBA game
shit i said didlo
Did you try to make a ned flanders reference but you failed to write diddly the right way ?
howd you know i diddle people for breakfast
who the fuck masturbates standing up
2,106
There are no 150 year olds who talk on this server
You
2,107
Making useless redstone contraptions in Minecraft is useless
fuck
ive made too much already
2108
I do not masturbate standing up
like what the fuck
2,108
I can't masturbate while doing 100 backflips in a row and juggling 20 tennis balls and riding on a unicycle and solving a Rubik's cube while skydiving and playing an instrument all at the same time
Thats... Not an obvious fact
it is
I DO NOT MASTURBATE STANDING UP
I DO NOT MASTURBATE STANDING UP
I DO NOT MASTURBATE STANDING UP
it is now
2109
i do not masturbate standing up according to this message
does that count now?
Its an obvious fact if someone has read the message
So uh idk
Because its a conditional obvious fact
We have to ask the OP for clarification
Anyone who read that message would think this is obvious so yeah
thank you
i was about to resurrect osama bin laden from the dead
(i have his reboot card in my ass btw)
Wait so if thats not his card in my ass
Then whose fucking reboot card do i have
The queens ??
Next count: 2,111
random indian with the same name
why ping ๐
Uuuuh great question
Its because of a thing called @on that i do not turn off basically ever
2,110
I am not sending this message as morse code
2,111
- .... .. ... / .. ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- ..- .
(this is morse code)
2112
This number has 2 repeating numbers
2,113
This number is bigger than 2,111
2,114
85,000 isn't the number that comes after 84,499
2,115
This image is pointing out my mistake of thinking that 85,000 is the number after 84,499
2116
Obviously 84,500 comes after 84,499
2,117
85,000 is not the number that comes after 84,499
2,118
You should not believe everything that is said even if the other person keeps saying to trust them
Some are just too superstitious
2,119
You are not guaranteed to win the millionaire lottery if you enter 1 ticket
what if its a 100% win rate lottery
is that better
What if you buy all the entries
In that case youre guaranteed a win, right ?
is that better
Im not a lawyer, but this seems foolproof
2,120
Some people on this planet are breathing right now
2121
The number 21 has been repeated twice consecutively in this number
2122
There are 3 2's and 1 1 in 2122
2123 6 and 7 are both numbers, which just so happen to be consecutive as well
if i hear that number again i am going to crash a plane into a kindergarten
And for the fun of it because why the fuck not, heres a fourth ping
Fuck.
Do you see it ?
no comment
2124
@flint halo I pinged myself in this message
2125 @flint halo I pinged you in this message
2,126
You can go shopping in shops
2127 stealing an item in a shop can be called shoplifting
2128
Fucking an item inside a shop would most likely make the owner kick you out
2,129
If you steal stuff in front of a police station that is a bad idea
In front of... A police ?
A police?
Are you a police sir ?
Always here for the stupid shit ๐ค
Except when im sleeping but i went to bed at 4am last night so its not like that was a lot of down time
2130
Sticking a lego brick the size of the Empire State Building up your ass is not good
2131 there is no lego brick the size of the empire state building
2,132
You cannot eat all of the empire state building in one sitting
I feel like if someone saw this they would take it as a challenge
Guaranteed failure, but someone would try
2133
Yung Spinach Cumshot is not the president of Zimbabwe
Just you wait, finna get him in the elections and rig the vote
Bro went from being a d1 glazer to a hater ๐๐๐
1.โโ
โฆQmwnebrvtcyxzuโฉ - 5505 plays
2.โโ
Private user - 4188 plays
3.โโ
Private user - 3302 plays
4.โโ
โฆFloppa8765โฉ - 2088 plays
5.โโ
โฆohio-โฉ - 2001 plays
6.โโ
โฆMr_Dellโฉ - 1505 plays
7.โโPrivate user - 1456 plays
8.โโ
โฆteachannโฉ - 1333 plays
9.โโPrivate user - 1180 plays
10.โPrivate user - 1169 plays
11.โโ
Private user - 1021 plays
12.โโ
Private user - 920 plays
13.โโ
Private user - 899 plays
14.โโ
Private user - 726 plays
good i still have top 1
2134
Yung Spinach Cumshot will most likely not have the opportunity to impregnate George Washington using a water bottle
2135
There are lots of people who share the same first and last name
2,136
Most paperclips are made out of metal
2,138 Sticking a paperclip into your eye is a bad idea
2139 If after anal insertion of your paper clip, you cannot retrieve it, a reasonable idea is to go to a hospital
did you know that some people stick methamphetamine up their ass to consume it
I have a feeling like thats just a death speedrun... Idk why
Because if you put alcohol up your ass, it actually gets through into your blood vessels without the essential filtration it would get if it was consumed normally, so i have a feeling it would be similar with le meth
2,140
Eating food up your ass is not the most efficient way to eat food
2141
You chew food using your teeth
2142
There're more than -1 servers with @wispy gull
2,143
Some foods taste better than other foods
This shit is so fucking dead ๐
2144 when someone dies due to a heart attack, they die
2,145
If you don't sleep enough, you will get sleep deprived
2146
GTA games are made by rockstar
2,147
Playing games for 24/7 isn't good
2148 masturbating 24/7 isnt good
2,149
I did not step on a land mine in Bosnia and Herzegovina and die on 23 March 2017 at 14:45pm
2,150
There is at least one person here who uses this number as their username as of 27 August 2025, 13:42pm (NZST)
2,151
It was not obvious that I wanted to count that number
2152
Having sex with your pillow while playing Minecraft and saying it in front of 3 people is not a good idea
I did not do ts (source: trust me bro)
I do NOT trust you bro
I am never sleeping at your place without bringing my own pillow
2,153
Telling everyone during family dinner that you fucked your pillow while playing minecraft is not a good idea
Why would i bring a pillow for me to fuck while playing Minecraft
Uh you need to rephrase this it aint a fact currently
2154
This is a purple sphere
oh wait i thought tthis was shit ideas counting
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
2,155
In this image, all the online counters have the same role colour
bye
We have a winner!
3 min
Im a 30 minute guy
3 pixels decided your fate
Who the fuck is 3 pixels
Did you not see the fucking gif
Look right here the wheel stops 3 pixels close to the edge of both choices
2,158
You will not instantly become friends with everyone if you sing skibidi toilet in public
People that sing skibidi toilet in public might be retarded
2159
Yung Spinach Cumshot would most likely not eat Zimbabweโs president for dinner this year
2,160
I will not eat 100,000 Brussels sprouts in the next minute
2161 an item that costs 100 dollars (usd) does not cost a trillion dollars (usd)
2,163
You should put rubbish in a bin
2164
this image does not contain the text "SKIBIDFMDVMTJIJ NSC HUDOFJ VMDS"
2165
Shitting on this and throwing it at a homeless person would not be a good idea
2,166
I have quest badge in my profile
2,167
I have a quest badge in my profile too
2168
as of the moment im sending this message, i have 3 badges in my profile
2169
Dark theme implies that the theme will feature darker colors
-# 2170
Light theme implies that the theme will feature lighter colors
2,171
No one lives other planets than earth
2,172
You can hear stuff if you are not deaf
2,173
you can see stuff if you aren't blind
2,174
You can't hear stuff if you are dead
||2175||
You cant furiously jork your shit when youre dead
2176
You can't fuck a pillow vigorously when youre dead
2,177
Some people go to the hospital when they are injured
2,178
Reading these messages out loud in a primary school classroom during a lesson is a shit idea
2179
Eating a big piece of cow shit will not give you superpowers
2180
Furiously masturbating to these messages in the middle of class is generally considered to not be a good idea
2,181
Furiously masturbating in front of the class as the teacher would be a shit idea
2182
Furiously masturbating to a point where bleeding occurs is a bad idea
2183
Is not an even number
2184 is not an odd number
2,185
This number is bigger than 1000
1,000*
2,186
1,000 is basically the same as 1000
2,187
1,000 is not EXACTLY the same as 1000
2188 1,000 is exactly the same number as 1000, just with some special formatting (maybe because some idiot many years ago couldnt read three 0s without some visual separation ?)
2189 if you feel like youre going to throw up while in bed, it might be wise to get up and go to the toilet, or another place in which you can safely throw up
2,190
throwing up on the carpet will be harder to clean than throwing up in the toilet
2191 There is a maid lying on the bed
A person that appears to be dressed like a maid*
2,192
In spring, the leaves start growing back on the trees
2,193
In autumu, the leaves start changing to orange on the trees
2,194
Some people call autumu fall
2,195
This "car" got into a museum
What if it's not a car but just a steering wheel taped to some random shit
2,196
Not drinking any liquids for 1 month is bad for your health
2197
My table is not underwater
2198
My house is not underwater
What if it is
You could've just thrown a table into an ocean
2,200
Not everyone is underwater
Show it to me
2,201
Many fishes can swim
2,202
Some people eat fish
2,203
You're on #1006333260076417105
2,204
We're on discord
2,206
I did not edit this message.
2,208
This text is bigger than normal text
2,209
If you see this at the end of a message, that means itโs edited โโ
2,210
This message is italic text
2,211
This message is bold text
2,212
This message is italic and bold text
2213
Salt is salty
2,215
You can put sugar on things to make them sweeter
2,217
If you put too much salt on your food, the food will be very salty
2218
If you put too much salt on top of a table, this does not guarantee that you would win the next 100 lotteries
2,219
If you rub too much salt in a wound, it will hurt
2220
Rubbing five grams of liquid Einsteinium on a wound is not a good idea
2,221
eating five grams of salt and liquid Einsteinium may not be the best idea for health
2,222
In this number, all the numbers in it are 2
oops i didnt realize i had the wrong number
2224
A nail clipper is one of many tools that is used to cut nails
2,225
A saw is one of the many tools this is used to cut wood
2,227
People cut their nails to make them shorter
2228
People cut their hair to make them shorter and stylish
2,229
Missing colour wars at xx:00 and xx:30 isn't the end of the world
2230
At the end of the day, it's just discord
2,231
it's not always easy to quit an addiction
2232
Addictions can ruin people's lives
2,233
Addictions can be dangerous
2234
addiction to breathing air is generally not as bad as addiction to smoking
2,236
2,267
investing in stocks is more secure than dumping your money in a fire
2,269 that number is 4 digits
2,270
Rubik's cubes are square.
2,271
Rubik's cubes are cube shaped
2272 if you are reading this, you aren't dead yet.
2,273
This is NOT a Rubik's cube
2274 this is an even number divisible by 2
2275
its dangerous to die
2,276
toblerone's are mostly chocolate, if not then it's not a toblerone
2,277
It's not good to eat a diet with only toblerone and nothing else
2,278
Having a toblerone once a week won't kill you
2279 dying is deadly
2280
Toblerones are triangle shaped
2282 Toblerone is usually an edible chocolate brand
2,283
Toblerone does not contain an X as of 2025.
2284 Toblerone is not spelled toebearloan
2,284
In Canada it is not illegal to eat a Toblerone, in fact it's actually sold in local stores.
2285 I have never had a Toblerone as of September 18th 2025
2,286
There is at least one person in this earth that has ate a toblerone in the past 48 hours
2287 it is unsafe for a baby to eat Toblerone if it doesn't have teeth
2,288
A toblerone usually does not contain 900kg of fentanyl inside, and is generally not a concern for most toblerone eaters
2289 Toblerone consumption is not advised for those allergic to Toblerone
2291 Toblerone is not metal
2,292
elon musk is not made of toblerone
2293 you cannot make a working shotgun out of Toblerone (as of 2025)
2,294
if you were to make a mountain of toblerone taller than mount everest then that would be quite useless and probably not the best use of tax dollars according to most americans
2295 you would probably need a space suit if you were to climb up a staircase of Toblerone to the moon
2,296
there is no toblerone flavoured redbull as of 2025-09-18 3:06:05 PM
mountain standard time
2297 as of the time I am writing this message, it is 507 est and I still have no Toblerone
2,298
i will probably buy a toblerone tommorow because of this conversation, but im not legally required to
2299 there have probably been more Toblerone made in the entire history than this number
2,300
more than 0.0001% of people in america know what a toblerone is
2301 Toblerone exist
2302
buying a toblerone is less expensive than a mansion
2,303
There is no such thing as a chair flavoured toblerone as of 19 September 2025, 17:52pm NZST
2304
toblerone does not rhyme with cat
2,305
The nepal flag ๐ณ๐ต reference to toblerone shapes
2,306
The number 2,306 is even.
2307
toblerones start with a T
2,308
Toblerone ends with an E
2,309
A Toblerone does not function very well as a chainsaw
2310
injecting liquid einsteinium in a toblerone then eating it
- is usually not a good idea
2311
toblerones cant fix a concussion
2,312
If you put a Toblerone in an oven set to 200ยฐC then it will melt
2,313
There are more than 1 counts about toblerone in #1277612932297130005
2,314
A Toblerone is not a tool that you use for measuring how much crack you did last night
2,315
If you mush up some toblerone into a powder and snort it, that's not good for your nose
2,316
Feeding your child nothing but Toblerones is not a great idea
2,317
There is so such thing as a giant talking Toblerone that will yell at you If you play Roblox for 6 hours straight instead of doing your daily tasks
2318
toblerones have to Oโs in the name
2,319
Toblerones are not cube shaped
2320: esrth has a highest pooint and lowest point
2,321
Earth is not the same shape as a toblerone
2,322
There are no planets in the solar system in the shape of a toblerone
2324
Most of the previous facts were about toblerone
2325
Every time someone eats a burger they are less hungry
2326 keyboard keys are generally not made to be used to open locked doors
2,327
It is not a good idea to attempt to break the world record for most toblerone eaten in a day
2,328
sdrawkcab si egassem sihT
2,329
Toblerone is not spelled "Ultracrepidarian" backwards
2,330
The day is september 21th
2,331
If you form poo into the shape of a toblerone, put it in a wrapper and give it to someone on their birthday then they likely won't be very happy
Found a mistake
ok so -30 from the count then
2,302
There is more than one person who likes toblerones
2,303
Not everyone loves toblerones
2,304
It is not obvious to everyone that 2304 is a square number
2305
An elephant is larger than a mosquito
2,306
||This message has been spoiler||
2307
Every time a biologist dies, the world population goes down by 1 ||(it also goes down when more people die, but that's irrelevant)||
2,308
When a baby is born the world population goes up by 1
2,309
This message is a reply
2310
there are more that 2 colors in the world
2,311
Toblerone did not exist during the Cretaceous period
2,313
No one that was born in 2025 invented the toblerone
the original creator passed away
Cover-up
that also isn't exactly obvious lol
2,314
It is not obvious that the toblerone was invented in Bern, Switzerland
2315
Men are not female
2,316
Toblerones are not known to have genders
2,318: it is not safe to drink mercury while having papers on your head. The papers aren't important at all, it is just deliberately here for the scene.
2319
It is safe to pretend to drink mercury as long as you don't really drink it and preferably avoid contact with it too
2320
It would be very hard to try to drink Mercury (the planet)
2,321
If you brought a toblerone to mercury, then it would melt or burn up
2322 if you went to mercury, you would probably die since most people don't have experience in space
2,323
You must have an account to use discord
2324 you have to have a sort of electronic device to use discord
2325
If you brought two toblerones to Mercury, then they would melt or burn up
2326 if you brought three Toblerone to mercury all three would melt or burn up
2,327
If you're sad, you might cry
2328 if you are alive, you might breathe
2,329
If you're breathing, you might be alive
2,331
Some people sleep before 23:31pm
2,334
Some people don't like maths
2336 some people don't like dying
The fact that some people don't like things is not obvious
2337
A potato is not the same as two squirrels
2338
A potato is not commonly used to commit terrorist attacks
How not? Not everyone in the world likes maths
Some people don't even know what maths is (newborns)
The fact that something it's true doesn't make it obvious
I think that that one's obvious
Well with that in mind
It's obvious
Good
2339
At least 1/3 of the human population would be dead if humans went extinct
2,340
Toblerone is not the name of a chair brand
This isn't obvious
2,342
Toblerone is not a very popular female name across the world
2,343
Not everyone in the world is called MatthewWillyumm
2,344
Toblerone is not a very popular non-binary transgender name across the world
2,345
It does not rain melted toblerone in County Durham
2,346
Mountains are not made of toblerone
2,347
The Toblerone was not invented 10,000 meters below sea level
2,348
Plugging in the pc in the bathroom and simulataneously playing evades.io and scrolling on 3 phones on tiktoks while having a hot steamy shower is not something people do on a regular basis
2,349
If you have eyes and you're not blind and there's a toblerone infront of your eyes, then you'll see that there is a toblerone infront of you
2,350
If you eat all of a toblerone, the toblerone will be in you
2,351
If you hit a toblerone with a hammer it will break pretty easily since it's just chocolate
2352
Two pounds of chocolate weigh more than one pound of chocolate and less than seventy-five pounds of steel
2,353
2 kilograms of toblerone weighs more than 1 kilogram of toblerone
2,354
10 kilogrammes of steel is heavier than 1 kilogram of feathers
2,355
5 kilograms of toblerone is not the same as 5 pounds of toblerone
2,356
If you made a 1 kilometer long line of toblerone, then that line would be exactly 1 kilometer long
two thousand (and) three hundred (and) fifty-seven
45 yen in 1 yen denominations is smaller than 4365 yen in 0.1 yen denominations
2357
45 yen in 1 yen denominations is smaller than 4365 yen in 0.1 yen denominations
2,358
At least one person in the world has green eyes
2,359
A scary dungeon is probably scary
2,360
you will not gain superpowers if you eat a toblerone in a scary dungeon
2,361
A tsunami might be dangerous
2,362
you might die if you get shoved into the core of the sun
2,363
Some people don't like being kidnapped e.g. newborn babies (since they don't know what that being kidnapped is yet)
2,364
Some people don't like being murdered e.g. newborn babies
2,365
Some people don't like being buried 6 feet underground while alive e.g. newborn babies
2,366
When the sun comes out, it usually feels warmer than if it didn't come out
2,367
On graduation day, people graduate
2368 when you die, you become dead
2,369
Someone alive can become dead
2370 someone dead will likely not become alive ||on earth||
Atheist fact
fixed it
No I meant like Jesus's resurrection
2369
if you die tomorrow, you wont witness the sun exploding
2,370
Eating a toblerone with 1000mgs of caffeine at 01:04:07am is generally not a good idea
two thousand, three hundred, seventy one
inhaling small amounts of isobutane will not give you invincibility
two thousand, three hundred, seventy two
inhaling small amounts of isobutane will not give you teleportation
two thousand, three hundred, seventy two
inhaling small amounts of isobutane will do something
two thousand, three hundred, seventy three
inhaling no isobutane will not do something
two thousand, three hundred, seventy four
inhaling isobutane at 939205ppm will do something
two thousand, three hundred, seventy five
inhaling isobutane at 939205ppm will do something bad
two thousand, three hundred, seventy six
inhaling isobutane at 939205ppm will or will not injure you
two thousand, three hundred, seventy seven
isobutane is something
two thousand, three hundred, seventy eight
isobutane is not nothing
two thousand, three hundred, seventy nine
isobutane is not a griller
two thousand, three hundred, eighty
isobutane is not a sandwich
two thousand, three hundred, eighty one
drinking liquid isobutane will probably do something
two thousand, three hundred, eighty two
drinking liquid isobutane will probably kill you
two thousand, three hundred, eighty three
a bird is not made of 100% isobutane
two thousand, three hundred, eighty four
a human is not made of 100% isobutane
two thousand, three hundred, eighty five
isobutane is made of isobutane
Wouldn't it be funny if I
didn't count these
for not having the number with digits
Just because they made it confusing
2371
Every time you kick a table, chairs nearby won't feel any pain
2,373
Tables are inanimate objects. They do not have feelings
2374
You are not Napoleon since he died many years ago
2,375
Napoleon is dead
2,376
I did not get killed by a flying toblerone on 17 December 2001 at 20:07pm NZST
2,377
4 is a square number
2378
Toblerones don't usually fly
2,379
If you get hit in the head with a flying axe, that will probably cause some damage to you
2,380
If you get hit by a meteor with a diameter of 2 kilometers coming towards you at 1,002km/h you'll probably die
2,381
If a giant nuke lands directly on top of your head and it detonates, you'll die.
2382
If a giant nuke lands directly on top of your head and it does not detonate, you'll get hurt and maybe even die.
2,383
Getting shot with 100 bullets per day isn't good for your health
2384
Shooting a bow inside a school is not a great idea
-# i partially contributed to this
Wait what
I was thinking of another forum
How is this an obvious fact
fuck
lol
It's not even a fact
i keep confusing this with shit ideas
Oh you changed it
Why am i confessing my cruel acts here
2,385
Sticking a pencil up someone's arse is usually not appreciated by the receiver
Because you confused it with https://discord.com/channels/580647218378309644/1392140222502011063
2,386
This message reacted with ๐ซ at below
2386
The previous message was reacted with ๐ซ
but you dont own the forum
also why do all of the people here including me suck at incrementing by 1
YOU REMOVED THE COMMA BUT STILL DIDNT CHANGE THE ACTUAL VALUE
I did it on purpose to change the wording
Other people can choose what to do
I did not count it when saying my number, if other people had counted it as correct then I would have followed with the count as normal
Why did you make it look like another count
Why not
cuz now it looks like you counted 2386 after 2386 again
2,388
If someone shoved 400,001 brussels sprouts down your throat in 1 go, you wouldn't feel great after that.
2,389
There are public places outside
2,390
Entering a private property without permission is trespassing
2,391
This message has been super reacted with 
2,392
if you click on Ag_oc's profile, you can tell that he has 6 days of discord nitro
for future reference:
2393
Until humans colonize other planets/space, it is currently impossible to commit a mass homicide outside of Earth,
2,394
as of sending this message, you likely can't live on Venus as long as you can live on earth
2,395
If you can send a message, that means you had access to the internet
2,396
Everyone who's currently in this server has used the internet before
2,397
Not everyone's garden has a black dangly thing in it
2,398
???
waititt
No
nvm someone do it
two thousand three hundred and ninety-eight
eating 100kg of titanium in one second will be bad for your stomach
2398
Peanut butter does not come from the planet Mars
1421883593273114665 1421883606724382760
I will not change the number
What.
2399*
I did not inject liquid pluton*ium into my c~~ousin a~~||t 5:40:82PM|| UTC+29* September 5*2th 23
Please count this.
2400
The image below me does not contain a picture of skibidi toilet
Stop doing weird things
2399
The image below me does not contain a picture of skibidi toilet
It can't be an obvious fact if it's not readable
Actually
It's not a fact
UTC+29 doesn't exist
Also why would that be obvious
It could've happened
What do we know
2,400
When you have a headache, that usually hurts
2401
A crocodile didn't kill me yesterday
2402
An alligator could have killed my father two days ago if my father had been near one
2402
This number is repeated twice, and this is actually post 2403.
(if you scroll up, there is another one at 2386)
but you read it, this disproves your point
But I made another point
Ok wtf is happening with the numbers
I'm so confused
2,403
by reading this message, you can tell that I'm confused
the count is so fucked up
2404 @silent sphinx isn't wrong
One repeated number is an understatement
But it's just one
im calculating the next number
We have a winner!
2405
2405 we don't know what's going on
2405
The word "strawberry" does not have the letter ฯ
what.
2406
If you eat 3 strawberries, you probably won't get superpowers
We have a winner!
the first 2406 doesnt count
ำฒแโฅำฒแโฅำฒแโฅำฒแโฅ
2407
I did not use a pencil case to murder someone in the atlantic ocean in the year 648
Well, you weren't alive
So its obvious
Exactly
2408
A laptop is not the same thing as a boulder
2409
I was not eaten by a bear last week
2410
I was not born in the year 2411
2,411
I've never been to Uranus
2,413
If you throw your phone onto hard concrete with lots of force and then have 100 cars roll over your phone and push it down a drain and then the phone gets submerged in sewage water for lots of hours, your phone value will decrease
2,414
This sign means that there is a kiwi zone ahead, and dogs and pets are prohibited
.
2,415
This is a dot
2416
This message does not have more than 8952 characters.
2,417
It is possible to breathe outside buildings on earth
2418
It's not possible to insert a pen inside brick unless the brick has a hole or cavity inside
2,419
Not everyone on earth is dead yet
2420 if you are reading this, you are not dead yet
2421
At least one person was alive when you were born (counting yourself)
2422 this number is a number
2,423
I was born partly because of my mum
2424 this is an explanation
The message I'm replying to pings someone unnecessarily (not a number because it's not obvious)
OOh Sorry
2,425
Earth has water on it
didnt you read the descrption
so confusing about your confusion
2427: Earth is made of earth.
2428: Earth has the letter E.
2429: Earth has the letter a.
2430: Earth has the letter t.
2431: Earth does not have the letter U.
2432: The Earth is not the 86,529th planet from the sun.
2433
If you misspell the word "dirt" very very badly, it can have the letter รง if your keyboard has that letter
2434
dirt isnt recommended to eat
2,435
Tables are furniture
2,436
Looking at this image, you can tell that other people don't want to continue counting in colour wars
2437
By looking at this image, you can tell that _2150 doesn't care
2,438
This is a button you press when you want to add someone else as a friend on discord mobile
2439
Pressing that button will not send a bomb to the White House
2,440
If a bomb was sent to the White House and it arrived, there would be a bomb at the White House
2441 id a bomb was sent anywhere and it had arrived, people might be a little bit concerned
2443 something is only a crime if a) you get caught and b) don't have enough money to make it all go away
2444: if you commit a crime, you will maybe get a punishment
2445: this sign is both in english and non-english (maori, in brackets because not obvious)
2446
if you eat poop from the toilet, there is a high chance that a bomb would not be sent to the white house
2447 if you send a bomb to the white house, you might get into a little bit (alot) of trouble. Just depends if you get caught and other factors
2448 this is not alive
2450
The object seen in the image I'm replying to looks like a knife
2451 the object we have been referring to looks like it is made of metal
2452 the average person (with at least a good amount of internet experience) could tell this image has been edited
2,454
67 is also a number
2455 there is no 6 an no 7 in this number
2,456
It is not obvious that I think the 6 7 meme is retarded and not funny
2,457
There is no 6 in this number but there is a 7 in it
2458
There isn't a t in the letter ฯ
2,459
My discord username has numbers in it
2460: names, usernames, emails, and nicknames all have characters
2,461
if my status is grey circle, that could mean I'm online or offline
Evidence
Fucking bubbles
2463 I am a human person
2464
Lizard people or reptilians are not normal people
2465 people are usually not made up of poisonous Toblerone
2466
People are not usually made of Toblerone
2467 people are usually not made of chocolate
2468
The letter y doesn't have the word feet in it
2469 butter doesn't have the word gun in it
2,470
Dipping a smartphone in melted toblerone will most likely not fix it
2471 dipping keyboard into melted Toblerone will not likely fix it too
2472
Dipping melted Toblerone in a smartphone will not revive your great-grandma
MMCDLXXIII (2473): it is not obvious that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
2,474
People are not made of 70% toblerone
2475 Toblerone is not made up of human
2,476
Human guts are not included in the toblerone recipe
2477
At least 70% of Toblerone is matter
2478 at least 1 person knows what Toblerone is
2,479
If you burry a toblerone in the ground you will not get a toblerone tree
2480: at least 70% of matter is not toblerone
-# ,
burry
2481 at least 70% of people are not 100% Toblerone
2482: if you put ice cubes into the sun, it will not cool the earth down by 10 degrees
2483 if you put the sun inside your Toblerone, your Toblerone might kill you
2,484
Toblerone melting point is not -43ยฐC
2485 Toblerone is not what the sun is made of
2486: if you snapped your fingers, most humans will not disappear
would not disappear*
2487 I am not made of Toblerone
2,488
Eating too much toblerone will not turn you into a toblerone
2489 as of this day, it is believed Toblerone bars cannot eat you
2,490
19 is not the average age that people learn that you can't grow a toblerone tree by planting a toblerone in the ground
2491 Toblerones are usually not carnivorous
oh lol I forgot that
What really
2492 Toblerone is not pineapple
it's just more satisfying to count alternating between people
2,493
As of 4 October 2025, 13:26pm NZDT, no one has sent a toblerone to Saturn
2494 Toblerones are not made of aliens (as far as we know)
2,495
Toblerones are not sentient
2496 toblerones are not vegetarians
2,497
Toblerones do not know how to type and send messages in discord
2498 if you were to try to teach a Toblerone to fly, it probably wouldn't listen to you
2,499
the Toblerone was not invented on Neptune
2,501
Toblerones do not speak in their own language called "Tobleronese"
2502 when you were -9months you probably weren't eating toblerones
2503 toblerone is a common topic in this channel
2,504
Toblerone has been mentioned more than 0 times in this channel in the past hour