#Obvious facts counting

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red fiber
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1860 it is not obvious that you wish that

silent sphinx
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true...

silent sphinx
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1860 i have a dick

flint halo
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1861

men have dicks

red fiber
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1,862

Crushing your dick in a hydraulic press would hurt

silent sphinx
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enough dicks

flint halo
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1863

You stop at the red light and go on the green light

silent sphinx
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1864

someone died today

flint halo
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1865

someone dies every 60 seconds

red fiber
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1,866

Someone in the world is eating right now

old lake
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1867 there is at least 69420 people wearing glasses

fervent shale
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1868 is in the 19th centry

flint halo
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1869

This number has 69 in it

silent sphinx
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1870

the word banana is not a prime number

flint halo
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1871 This is an oak tree

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(never trust gifs with giving you what you need anymore lads)

silent sphinx
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1872

hy a scullyas lyf adhagrow is not spanish for four

flint halo
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1873 qmwnebrvtcyzxu has changed his display name

silent sphinx
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my name is still qmwnebrvtcyzxu

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this is the DISPLAY name

flint halo
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1875 You connect to the internet with Wi-Fi

old lake
silent sphinx
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4 minute 5mb flac wtf

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why is it .mp3

flint halo
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1877

Korean language is different than chinese

red fiber
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1,878

English language is different than chinese

old lake
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1,879

English language is different than korean

silent sphinx
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1880

eating a toilet will not give you magical powers in which you can exchang it for bitcoin

red fiber
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1,881

This is skibidi toilet MYSTERY MINI FIGURES SERIES ONE

silent sphinx
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1882

There is someone wearing a skibidi toilet backpack

cedar storm
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1883 a dick can be used to pleasure yourself (unless you somehow fuck that up and hurt yourself... But how ?)

cedar storm
worldly folio
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1,885

There are 12 year olds who make jokes about dicks and think it's funny

red fiber
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1,886

There are 18 year olds who think dicks are funny

flint halo
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1887

Dicks are funny looking

red fiber
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alright that's enough dicks

worldly folio
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1,888

Playgrounds are fun to play on

red fiber
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1,889

Toys are for playing with

silent sphinx
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1890

You are not supposed to pour gasoline on a stove to boil a fish

red fiber
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1,891

Gasoline is NOT a drink

flint halo
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1892

Gasoline is not a gas

silent sphinx
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1893

Gas is not a liquid

red fiber
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1,894

Solid is not a gas

worldly folio
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1,895

You put petrol in petrol-powered things

cedar storm
red fiber
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1,898

Licking a doormat is unhygienic

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1,899

It is not good when your house is flooded with rain

worldly folio
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1,900

Watching pron is not good

flint halo
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1901

Watching Brainrot is not good either

red fiber
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1,902

Watching YouTube shorts for 24 hours every single day is probably not good for you

flint halo
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1903

Your phone runs on a battery

frail holly
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1904 has four digits

rich eagle
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1905:
a bird can fly, a plane can fly, a bird and a plane are 2 separate things

red fiber
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1,906
You should not eat a plane

silent sphinx
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someone did that once

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190,7

Making useless redstone machines in minecraft for 18 hours straight is not a good idea

flint halo
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1908

Grass grows, Birds fly, Sun shines

fervent shale
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1909 <- that number has 4 digits

flint halo
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1910 <---- this is an even number

red fiber
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1,911 โ† This is a number

rich eagle
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1 912 < This is something

worldly folio
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1,913

This is not the first message ever sent on discord

red fiber
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1,914

Counting at the same time as driving is bad

flint halo
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1915

This is a banana ---> ๐ŸŒ

red fiber
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1,916

I AM WRITING IN CAPS LOCK

rich eagle
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1917

T
Th
Thi
This
This
This i
This is
This is
This is a
This is a
This is a m
This is a me
This is a mes
This is a mess
This is a messa
This is a messag
This is a message

frail holly
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1918 < โ€”โ€”โ€” this number is larger than 0

red fiber
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1,919

Food is for eating, and not for playing with

silent sphinx
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GDAILVVEIOGPIEQFGKVGIPQVOJFQVLACBLACKJVXLWU

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1920

I had a short moment of brain damage

red fiber
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1,921

@silent sphinx 's pfp is different now

silent sphinx
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this is the second time someone said that

red fiber
silent sphinx
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1923

i added a door hinge to my pfp

red fiber
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1,924

My pfp is a wasp

silent sphinx
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1925

my pfp is mostly blue

red fiber
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damnit

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1,926

your banner is blue

silent sphinx
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1927

i am not a horse

red fiber
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1,928

I am not a horse either

silent sphinx
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1929

i did not shit 6363638 times today

red fiber
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1,930

I did not eat 20000000 children today

flint halo
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1931

We are not horses

red fiber
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1,932

Horses eat food

rich eagle
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1933

if you pressed the right arrow button on your keyboard, reality will not travel 5 seconds into the future

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1934: this sentence is six words long

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1935: now this sentence is seven words long

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1936: this message has 8 syllables

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1937 <- those are not armenian letters

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1938: people do not use uranium for toilet paper

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1939: if you flip a light switch, then the following things will not happen: the light will simultaneously be on and off, time will not slow down by 1.53x, gravity will now shift to 19m/s^2, earth will gain twice its mass, the whole world will switch to imperial, all pc's will be blown up and all birds will not fly

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1940: this (message) is not a fact

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1941: a is a letter

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1942: b proceeds a

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1943: d starts with the letter d

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1944: people were born in this year dead or alive

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1945: This year is when WWII ended

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1946: all things are dead or alive

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1947: if you want to take a picture, do not take out your eyeball to take it

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1948: The USSR is now defunct

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1949: mars does not have a capital

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1950: oranges are orange

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1951: lemons are lemon colored

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1952: the list of things have already been done:
fact 1951 posted
fact 1950 posted
create earth
discovering gravity

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1953 is a multiple of 1

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1954 is a multiple of 2

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1955 is a multiple of 5

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1956 is a multiple of 1956

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1957 is 1957+0

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1958 is 0+1958

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month 1959 does not exist

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the 1960th year already passed

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1961 is the same when flipped upside down (I96I)

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1962 - gta iv did not exist at this year

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1963: i spent more than 5 milliseconds counting here

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1964: ctrl+c ctrl+v copy and pastes

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1965: there is no such thing as an "F5932" key

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1966: there is no such thing as a t-shirt with "feohudsfbiuhrfbsvkjhbdc" that is promoted

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1967: a white bg with white text do not go well

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1968: most white colored pencils are mostly white

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1969: this number has 2 9's and 1 flipped 9

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1970 is a year in the 70's

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1971: mirrors reflect light

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1972: an egg is egg-shaped

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1973: there are people who have access to internet

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1974: there are people who have access to electricity

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1975: there are people who have access to food

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1976 - generation alphas were not born in this year

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1977: generation betas were not born in this year

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1978: windows did not exist in this year

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1979: modern ai did not exist in this year

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1980 is the not start of the new millennium

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1981: the color orange is not an object

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1982: the fruit orange is an object

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1983: a rock is not the biggest thing in the universe

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1984: the earth is not flat

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1985: if you dig a 2 meter hole, the hole is 2m deep

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1986: a kilometer is not the same as a fluid ounce

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1987: computers exist in this time (like windows)

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1988: this message has bytes

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1989: programming language lua is different than python

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1990: the strings "g" and "h'๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธโ€ are not the same

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1991: This message is in bold

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1992: this message is in italic

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1993: this message is underlined

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1994: this message is monospaced

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1995: i did not blow up uy scuti at 3964

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1996 is 2000-4

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1997 is an odd number

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1998 is not prime

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1999: We are almost at 2000

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2000: This year is the start of the new millennium.

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2001: 9/11 happened on this year

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2002: we are not in the stone age right now

worldly folio
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2003

This year is part of the 21st century

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2004

This year is not the same as 1872

silent sphinx
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2005

Spending 30 minutes of your time on a penis shaped house in Minecraft is not a good idea

worldly folio
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2006

There's more than 2 people who were born in this year

silent sphinx
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2007

My brother did not assassinate Abraham Lincoln

worldly folio
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I did not land on Mars on the 9th of January 2008 at 23:54pm UTC

silent sphinx
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wheres the number

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oh

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2009

my real name is not ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas

worldly folio
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2,010

^ This is not how people normally write the year

silent sphinx
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2011

people do not use rubix cubes for calculating the time it takes to take a shit inside a plastic bag

worldly folio
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||"rubix" ๐Ÿ˜ญ||

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2012

The world did not end this year

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2013

Not everyone can solve a 3x3 blindfolded with one handed in under 30 seconds

red fiber
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2,014

Not everyone can juggle and solve 10 Rubik's cubes while balancing on a unicycle across a tightrope at the same time

silent sphinx
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2015

Not everyone can juggle 10 4x4 Rubik's cubes with their feet blindfolded while balancing on a unicycle across a 10cm thin tightrope, cutting someones entire family up into small pieces then putting it in a meat grinder to make sausages, then taking a shit on the sausage and then throw it 100km away and hitting an ant hill

red fiber
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2016

it is not obvious that I laughed at the message above

rich eagle
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there are memes from

2017

rich eagle
flint halo
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2019

was the year before covid hit

dreamy bronze
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2020
was the year covid hit

silent sphinx
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2021

I did not put my entire family (up to 18 generations including ashes) into a blender, then added methamphetamines and making it into a burger patty, then taking a shit on the burger patty, making a burger and throwing it at random homeless people as a "prank"

dreamy bronze
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2022
A football field is more than 3x the length of a toad

worldly folio
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2023

I was born before this year

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2024

This year was last year

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2025

This is the current year

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2026

This year is next year

red fiber
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2027

Is not the year I was born in

worldly folio
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2028

I will be older than 2 years old in that year

red fiber
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2029

This is not lies counting

silent sphinx
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2030

Playing Minecraft for over 5 hours in one sitting is not a good idea

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(every day)

red fiber
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2031

Watching tiktoks for 12 hours straight every day is not good for you

flint halo
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2032

is a greater value number than 2031

rich eagle
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2033

the world will not end at this year

flint halo
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2034

Toxicity can be unhealthy most of the time

frail holly
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2035

Is a multiple of 5

flint halo
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2036

Playstation is a gaming console made by Sony

red fiber
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2,037

Some mosquitoes like to suck blood

flint halo
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2038

Mosquitoes can cause infections

red fiber
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2,039

Mosquitoes can spread diseases

flint halo
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2040

This is a thread in a counting discord server where we count up numbers while sharing the most known facts ever on earth!

red fiber
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2041

In discord, you are allowed to send messages

worldly folio
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2,042

In YouTube, you are allowed to send comments on videos

flint halo
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2043

You can also leave comments in community posts of youtubers

red fiber
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2,044

You're allowed to eat food in a restaurant

flint halo
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2045 You are usually not allowed to eat outside foods in most restaurants

red fiber
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2,046

Vomiting all over other people's food in restaurants will usually make people angry

flint halo
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2047

Vomiting on people's food is a serious health hazard

worldly folio
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2,048

This number is a power of 2

silent sphinx
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2049

This number is not a power of 2

red fiber
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2,050

Is 100 less than 2,150

silent sphinx
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2051

This number is not divisible by 9834576592648

silent sphinx
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nt obvious

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2052

โ€œyrโ€ is not a shortened form of saying โ€œSKIBIDI TOILET MINI FIGURINESโ€

flint halo
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2053

Pickles are cucumbers

fervent shale
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2054 I exist

flint halo
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2055

Cheese is made from milk

red fiber
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2,056

Milk is something you can drink

flint halo
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2057

Milk is used in different cooking recipes too

stoic forum
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2058 the pfp is roblox guy

red fiber
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2,059

I want an ๐ŸŸ  coloured role

silent sphinx
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2060

It is not obvious that I want a ๐ŸŸ  coloured role

red fiber
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2,061

There is orange in @silent sphinx 's pfp

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2,062

This sign marks the end of a bus lane

worldly folio
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2,063

There is orange in that image

red fiber
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2,064

I've been going on and on about wanting an orange coloured role

red fiber
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2,065

I like the colour orange

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2,066

This is an insect

worldly folio
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2,067

You're not supposed to eat train stations

fervent shale
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2068
the sun is bigger than me

stoic forum
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2069
You're in discord app or broswer

flint halo
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2070

Chickens lay eggs

red fiber
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2,071

Orange is a colour

stoic forum
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2072
You need to require to have keyboard to send a message

silent sphinx
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that is wrong

red fiber
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2,072

Lying down in bed and staring at the ceiling for 12 hours is bad for you

worldly folio
silent sphinx
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2074

This is not a mp4 video

flint halo
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2075

This is a traffic light

red fiber
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2,076

Washing machines wash clothes

flint halo
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2077

Drying racks dry clothes

silent sphinx
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2078

Yung Spinach Cumshot did not go to Trinidad and Tobago to shit on random homeless people

flint halo
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That's.....an odd (obvious fact?)

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2079

Energy drinks are unhealthy

red fiber
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2,080

Coffee tastes like coffee usually

flint halo
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2081

Coffee has caffiene

copper swift
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2,082

Many people in the server would like an orange coloured role

flint halo
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2083

Ice cream is cold

red fiber
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2,084

People usually don't like pain

flint halo
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2085

Pain is Painful

red fiber
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2,086

There are people with orange coloured role

flint halo
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2087

We finally got an orange role

fervent shale
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2088 ๐Ÿ“™ isn't a planet

flint halo
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2089

Books aren't planets

cedar storm
silent sphinx
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2091
i did not throw my own shit at homeless people outside of 7/11 today

cedar storm
silent sphinx
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2091

I did not shit on my cock today and rip it in half

red fiber
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2,092

๐ŸŠ isn't a planet

silent sphinx
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2093

I am not a planet.

cedar storm
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As soon as i find one, every count after your message will have to be lowered by 1, truly a most devious scheme

silent sphinx
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vro just let me count

cedar storm
flint halo
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2094

Bro is short for brother

red fiber
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2,095

Eating lots of food makes you less hungry

cedar storm
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2096 Eating way too much food can make you even less hungry at the cost of being dead

red fiber
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2,097

If you are reading this and you understand me, then you understand me

cedar storm
flint halo
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2099

is the number before 2100

silent sphinx
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*WHOLE number

red fiber
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2,100

Soap is usually for hygiene purposes

silent sphinx
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2101

Water is not commonly used to commit terrorist attacks on cyclists

red fiber
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2,102

This is not the most efficient way to count

worldly folio
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haha, you're so funny.

cedar storm
silent sphinx
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2103

Schlongs are not commonly used to throw sewer water at cyclists

cedar storm
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2104 a dildo is not made to be thrown in WNBA courts

silent sphinx
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2105
I was not the person who threw the didlo in that one WNBA game

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shit i said didlo

cedar storm
silent sphinx
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howd you know i diddle people for breakfast

cedar storm
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Dis u ?

silent sphinx
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who the fuck masturbates standing up

worldly folio
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2,106

There are no 150 year olds who talk on this server

cedar storm
red fiber
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2,107

Making useless redstone contraptions in Minecraft is useless

silent sphinx
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fuck

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ive made too much already

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2108

I do not masturbate standing up

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like what the fuck

red fiber
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2,108

I can't masturbate while doing 100 backflips in a row and juggling 20 tennis balls and riding on a unicycle and solving a Rubik's cube while skydiving and playing an instrument all at the same time

cedar storm
silent sphinx
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it is

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I DO NOT MASTURBATE STANDING UP

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I DO NOT MASTURBATE STANDING UP

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I DO NOT MASTURBATE STANDING UP

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it is now

cedar storm
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It is not a fact obvious to most of the human population

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Thus

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โŒ

silent sphinx
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does that count now?

cedar storm
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Its an obvious fact if someone has read the message

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So uh idk

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Because its a conditional obvious fact

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We have to ask the OP for clarification

red fiber
silent sphinx
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thank you

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i was about to resurrect osama bin laden from the dead

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(i have his reboot card in my ass btw)

cedar storm
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Then whose fucking reboot card do i have

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The queens ??

silent sphinx
silent sphinx
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2109 was a correction

fervent shale
cedar storm
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Uuuuh great question

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Its because of a thing called @on that i do not turn off basically ever

red fiber
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2,110

I am not sending this message as morse code

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2,111

- .... .. ... / .. ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- ..- .
(this is morse code)

flint halo
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2112

This number has 2 repeating numbers

red fiber
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2,113

This number is bigger than 2,111

worldly folio
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2,114

85,000 isn't the number that comes after 84,499

red fiber
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2,115

This image is pointing out my mistake of thinking that 85,000 is the number after 84,499

flint halo
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2116

Obviously 84,500 comes after 84,499

cedar storm
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Erm, no its 85000 fr fr ong

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Trust me bro

red fiber
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2,117

85,000 is not the number that comes after 84,499

cedar storm
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But it is tho, TRUST ME BRO

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TRUST

red fiber
cedar storm
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I SAID TRUST ME BRO

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YOU DIDNT TRUST ME, THATS VERY RUDE

red fiber
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2,118

You should not believe everything that is said even if the other person keeps saying to trust them

cedar storm
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You SHOULD

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Otherwise its very rude (trust)

flint halo
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Some are just too superstitious

red fiber
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2,119

You are not guaranteed to win the millionaire lottery if you enter 1 ticket

silent sphinx
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what if its a 100% win rate lottery

red fiber
cedar storm
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In that case youre guaranteed a win, right ?

red fiber
cedar storm
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Im not a lawyer, but this seems foolproof

red fiber
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2,120

Some people on this planet are breathing right now

flint halo
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2121

The number 21 has been repeated twice consecutively in this number

red fiber
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2122

There are 3 2's and 1 1 in 2122

cedar storm
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2123 6 and 7 are both numbers, which just so happen to be consecutive as well

silent sphinx
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if i hear that number again i am going to crash a plane into a kindergarten

cedar storm
silent sphinx
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Fuck.

cedar storm
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Do you see it ?

silent sphinx
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no comment

cedar storm
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67

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It will haunt you forever

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(to clarify, this does not count as me counting)

flint halo
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2124

@flint halo I pinged myself in this message

cedar storm
red fiber
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2,126

You can go shopping in shops

cedar storm
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2127 stealing an item in a shop can be called shoplifting

silent sphinx
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2128
Fucking an item inside a shop would most likely make the owner kick you out

red fiber
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2,129

If you steal stuff in front of a police station that is a bad idea

cedar storm
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In front of... A police ?

silent sphinx
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A police?

cedar storm
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Are you a police sir ?

flint halo
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โค๏ธ

cedar storm
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Always here for the stupid shit ๐Ÿ˜ค

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Except when im sleeping but i went to bed at 4am last night so its not like that was a lot of down time

silent sphinx
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2130

Sticking a lego brick the size of the Empire State Building up your ass is not good

cedar storm
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2131 there is no lego brick the size of the empire state building

red fiber
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2,132

You cannot eat all of the empire state building in one sitting

cedar storm
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I feel like if someone saw this they would take it as a challenge

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Guaranteed failure, but someone would try

silent sphinx
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2133

Yung Spinach Cumshot is not the president of Zimbabwe

cedar storm
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Just you wait, finna get him in the elections and rig the vote

silent sphinx
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wait until he is 21 and gets approval by his mom

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yung spinach fell of ngl

cedar storm
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Bro went from being a d1 glazer to a hater ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

silent sphinx
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i regret listening to yung spinach cumshot a bit too much

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lemme check

boreal cypressBOT
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1.โ€†โ€…โฆQmwnebrvtcyxzuโฉ - 5505 plays
2.โ€„โ€…Private user - 4188 plays
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4.โ€„โ€…โฆFloppa8765โฉ - 2088 plays
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6.โ€„โ€…โฆMr_Dellโฉ - 1505 plays
7.โ€„โ€„Private user - 1456 plays
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9.โ€„โ€„Private user - 1180 plays
10.โ€„Private user - 1169 plays
11.โ€„โ€…Private user - 1021 plays
12.โ€„โ€…Private user - 920 plays
13.โ€„โ€…Private user - 899 plays
14.โ€„โ€…Private user - 726 plays

silent sphinx
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good i still have top 1

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2134

Yung Spinach Cumshot will most likely not have the opportunity to impregnate George Washington using a water bottle

cedar storm
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Most likely ???

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Bro i think you can safely say it will NEVER happen

silent sphinx
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there are multiple people with the name george washington

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you never know

flint halo
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2135

There are lots of people who share the same first and last name

red fiber
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2,136

Most paperclips are made out of metal

cedar storm
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2137 A paper clip is not meant to be anally inserted

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Yall aint see the mistake

red fiber
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2,138 Sticking a paperclip into your eye is a bad idea

cedar storm
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2139 If after anal insertion of your paper clip, you cannot retrieve it, a reasonable idea is to go to a hospital

silent sphinx
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did you know that some people stick methamphetamine up their ass to consume it

cedar storm
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I have a feeling like thats just a death speedrun... Idk why

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Because if you put alcohol up your ass, it actually gets through into your blood vessels without the essential filtration it would get if it was consumed normally, so i have a feeling it would be similar with le meth

red fiber
#

2,140
Eating food up your ass is not the most efficient way to eat food

flint halo
#

2141

You chew food using your teeth

fervent shale
#

2142
There're more than -1 servers with @wispy gull

red fiber
#

2,143

Some foods taste better than other foods

cedar storm
#

This shit is so fucking dead ๐Ÿ’”

#

2144 when someone dies due to a heart attack, they die

red fiber
#

2,145

If you don't sleep enough, you will get sleep deprived

flint halo
#

2146

GTA games are made by rockstar

red fiber
#

2,147

Playing games for 24/7 isn't good

cedar storm
#

2148 masturbating 24/7 isnt good

worldly folio
#

2,149

I did not step on a land mine in Bosnia and Herzegovina and die on 23 March 2017 at 14:45pm

#

2,150

There is at least one person here who uses this number as their username as of 27 August 2025, 13:42pm (NZST)

red fiber
#

2,151

It was not obvious that I wanted to count that number

silent sphinx
#

2152

Having sex with your pillow while playing Minecraft and saying it in front of 3 people is not a good idea

cedar storm
#

Fellas, is it gay to fuck your pillow

#

Especially with 3 people watching

silent sphinx
#

I did not do ts (source: trust me bro)

cedar storm
#

I do NOT trust you bro

#

I am never sleeping at your place without bringing my own pillow

red fiber
#

2,153

Telling everyone during family dinner that you fucked your pillow while playing minecraft is not a good idea

silent sphinx
#

Why would i bring a pillow for me to fuck while playing Minecraft

cedar storm
silent sphinx
#

2154

This is a purple sphere

red fiber
#

oh wait i thought tthis was shit ideas counting

silent sphinx
#

FUCK

#

I FELL FOR IT TWICE

cedar storm
#

๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

red fiber
#

2,155

In this image, all the online counters have the same role colour

cedar storm
#

The goat at the bottom ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

#

Anyways i gtg

red fiber
#

bye

silent sphinx
#

bye skibidi sigma 67 ohio

#

2156

This is an umbrella

#

2157

This is not a penis.

cedar storm
#

One of my most efficient shower times

silent sphinx
#

I either stay there for 3 mins or 30 mins

#

In fact i should let the wheel decide

storm ridgeBOT
#

We have a winner!

3 min

cedar storm
#

Im a 30 minute guy

cedar storm
silent sphinx
#

Who the fuck is 3 pixels

cedar storm
#

Did you not see the fucking gif

#

Look right here the wheel stops 3 pixels close to the edge of both choices

silent sphinx
#

Let me count it

#

Thats 5 skibidi 67 41

#

I should stop the brainrot

red fiber
#

2,158

You will not instantly become friends with everyone if you sing skibidi toilet in public

cedar storm
#

People that sing skibidi toilet in public might be retarded

silent sphinx
#

2159

Yung Spinach Cumshot would most likely not eat Zimbabweโ€™s president for dinner this year

red fiber
#

2,160

I will not eat 100,000 Brussels sprouts in the next minute

cedar storm
#

2161 an item that costs 100 dollars (usd) does not cost a trillion dollars (usd)

stoic forum
#

2,162

No one lives outside universe

red fiber
#

2,163

You should put rubbish in a bin

silent sphinx
#

2164

this image does not contain the text "SKIBIDFMDVMTJIJ NSC HUDOFJ VMDS"

silent sphinx
#

2165

Shitting on this and throwing it at a homeless person would not be a good idea

stoic forum
#

2,166

I have quest badge in my profile

red fiber
#

2,167

I have a quest badge in my profile too

cedar storm
#

2168

as of the moment im sending this message, i have 3 badges in my profile

#

2169

Dark theme implies that the theme will feature darker colors

#

-# 2170
Light theme implies that the theme will feature lighter colors

stoic forum
#

2,171

No one lives other planets than earth

red fiber
#

2,172

You can hear stuff if you are not deaf

worldly folio
#

2,173

you can see stuff if you aren't blind

red fiber
#

2,174

You can't hear stuff if you are dead

cedar storm
#

||2175||
You cant furiously jork your shit when youre dead

silent sphinx
#

2176
You can't fuck a pillow vigorously when youre dead

red fiber
#

2,177
Some people go to the hospital when they are injured

worldly folio
#

2,178

Reading these messages out loud in a primary school classroom during a lesson is a shit idea

silent sphinx
#

2179

Eating a big piece of cow shit will not give you superpowers

cedar storm
red fiber
#

2,181

Furiously masturbating in front of the class as the teacher would be a shit idea

cedar storm
#

2182
Furiously masturbating to a point where bleeding occurs is a bad idea

frail holly
#

2183

Is not an even number

cedar storm
#

2184 is not an odd number

red fiber
#

2,185

This number is bigger than 1000

worldly folio
#

1,000*

red fiber
#

2,186

1,000 is basically the same as 1000

worldly folio
#

2,187

1,000 is not EXACTLY the same as 1000

cedar storm
#

2188 1,000 is exactly the same number as 1000, just with some special formatting (maybe because some idiot many years ago couldnt read three 0s without some visual separation ?)

cedar storm
#

2189 if you feel like youre going to throw up while in bed, it might be wise to get up and go to the toilet, or another place in which you can safely throw up

red fiber
#

2,190

throwing up on the carpet will be harder to clean than throwing up in the toilet

old lake
#

2191 There is a maid lying on the bed

cedar storm
#

A person that appears to be dressed like a maid*

worldly folio
#

2,192

In spring, the leaves start growing back on the trees

stoic forum
#

2,193

In autumu, the leaves start changing to orange on the trees

red fiber
#

2,194

Some people call autumu fall

stoic forum
#

2,195

This "car" got into a museum

silent sphinx
#

What if it's not a car but just a steering wheel taped to some random shit

red fiber
#

2,196

Not drinking any liquids for 1 month is bad for your health

old lake
#

2197

My table is not underwater

flint halo
#

2198

My house is not underwater

silent sphinx
#

You could've just thrown a table into an ocean

stable venture
#

2199

#

I am not underwater

red fiber
#

2,200

Not everyone is underwater

old lake
#

2,201

Many fishes can swim

red fiber
#

2,202

Some people eat fish

stoic forum
#

2,203

You're on #1006333260076417105

red fiber
#

2,204

We're on discord

stable venture
#

2,205

#

I edited this message.

red fiber
#

2,206

I did not edit this message.

stable venture
#

2,207

#

||this is a spoiler||

red fiber
#

2,208

This text is bigger than normal text

worldly folio
#

2,209

If you see this at the end of a message, that means itโ€™s edited โ€”โ†’

stoic forum
#

2,210

This message is italic text

red fiber
#

2,211

This message is bold text

stoic forum
#

2,212

This message is italic and bold text

flint halo
#

2213

Salt is salty

stable venture
#

2,214

#

I used discord to type this message

worldly folio
#

2,215

You can put sugar on things to make them sweeter

stable venture
#

2,216

#

You can use salt on things to make them saltier

red fiber
#

2,217

If you put too much salt on your food, the food will be very salty

silent sphinx
#

2218

If you put too much salt on top of a table, this does not guarantee that you would win the next 100 lotteries

red fiber
#

2,219

If you rub too much salt in a wound, it will hurt

silent sphinx
#

2220

Rubbing five grams of liquid Einsteinium on a wound is not a good idea

stable venture
#

2,221

#

eating five grams of salt and liquid Einsteinium may not be the best idea for health

red fiber
#

2,222

In this number, all the numbers in it are 2

stable venture
#

2,223

#

2,223rd fact is cancelled today. Wait for the next number

stable venture
#

oops i didnt realize i had the wrong number

flint halo
#

2224

A nail clipper is one of many tools that is used to cut nails

worldly folio
#

2,225

A saw is one of the many tools this is used to cut wood

stable venture
#

2,226

#

A pencil is one of the many tools that is used to write

red fiber
#

2,227

People cut their nails to make them shorter

flint halo
#

2228

People cut their hair to make them shorter and stylish

red fiber
#

2,229

Missing colour wars at xx:00 and xx:30 isn't the end of the world

flint halo
#

2230

At the end of the day, it's just discord

red fiber
#

2,231

it's not always easy to quit an addiction

flint halo
#

2232

Addictions can ruin people's lives

red fiber
#

2,233

Addictions can be dangerous

rich eagle
#

2234

addiction to breathing air is generally not as bad as addiction to smoking

stable venture
#

2,235

#

it can be easy to be addicted to something

worldly folio
orchid lava
#

2,267

investing in stocks is more secure than dumping your money in a fire

stable venture
#

2,268

#

im still working on this fact.

blazing pier
#

2,269 that number is 4 digits

orchid lava
#

2,270

Rubik's cubes are square.

red fiber
#

2,271

Rubik's cubes are cube shaped

blazing pier
#

2272 if you are reading this, you aren't dead yet.

red fiber
#

2,273

This is NOT a Rubik's cube

blazing pier
#

2274 this is an even number divisible by 2

sacred totem
#

2275
its dangerous to die

orchid lava
#

2,276

toblerone's are mostly chocolate, if not then it's not a toblerone

red fiber
#

2,277

It's not good to eat a diet with only toblerone and nothing else

orchid lava
#

2,278

Having a toblerone once a week won't kill you

blazing pier
#

2279 dying is deadly

flint halo
#

2280

Toblerones are triangle shaped

stable venture
#

2281

#

Eating a Toblerone that was lying on the ground may not be a good idea

blazing pier
#

2282 Toblerone is usually an edible chocolate brand

orchid lava
#

2,283

Toblerone does not contain an X as of 2025.

blazing pier
#

2284 Toblerone is not spelled toebearloan

orchid lava
#

2,284

In Canada it is not illegal to eat a Toblerone, in fact it's actually sold in local stores.

blazing pier
#

2285 I have never had a Toblerone as of September 18th 2025

orchid lava
#

2,286

There is at least one person in this earth that has ate a toblerone in the past 48 hours

blazing pier
#

2287 it is unsafe for a baby to eat Toblerone if it doesn't have teeth

orchid lava
#

2,288

A toblerone usually does not contain 900kg of fentanyl inside, and is generally not a concern for most toblerone eaters

blazing pier
#

2289 Toblerone consumption is not advised for those allergic to Toblerone

orchid lava
#

2,290

Toblerone is not sold at Apple

#

(as of 2025)

blazing pier
#

2291 Toblerone is not metal

orchid lava
#

2,292

elon musk is not made of toblerone

blazing pier
#

2293 you cannot make a working shotgun out of Toblerone (as of 2025)

orchid lava
#

2,294

if you were to make a mountain of toblerone taller than mount everest then that would be quite useless and probably not the best use of tax dollars according to most americans

blazing pier
#

2295 you would probably need a space suit if you were to climb up a staircase of Toblerone to the moon

orchid lava
#

2,296

there is no toblerone flavoured redbull as of 2025-09-18 3:06:05 PM

#

mountain standard time

blazing pier
#

2297 as of the time I am writing this message, it is 507 est and I still have no Toblerone

orchid lava
#

2,298

i will probably buy a toblerone tommorow because of this conversation, but im not legally required to

blazing pier
#

2299 there have probably been more Toblerone made in the entire history than this number

orchid lava
#

2,300

more than 0.0001% of people in america know what a toblerone is

blazing pier
#

2301 Toblerone exist

sacred totem
#

2302
buying a toblerone is less expensive than a mansion

worldly folio
#

2,303

There is no such thing as a chair flavoured toblerone as of 19 September 2025, 17:52pm NZST

sacred totem
#

2304
toblerone does not rhyme with cat

stoic forum
#

2,305

The nepal flag ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต reference to toblerone shapes

orchid lava
#

2,306

The number 2,306 is even.

sacred totem
#

2307
toblerones start with a T

worldly folio
#

2,308

Toblerone ends with an E

#

2,309

A Toblerone does not function very well as a chainsaw

silent sphinx
#

2310

injecting liquid einsteinium in a toblerone then eating it

worldly folio
#

- is usually not a good idea

sacred totem
#

2311
toblerones cant fix a concussion

worldly folio
#

2,312

If you put a Toblerone in an oven set to 200ยฐC then it will melt

red fiber
#

2,313

There are more than 1 counts about toblerone in #1277612932297130005

worldly folio
#

2,314

A Toblerone is not a tool that you use for measuring how much crack you did last night

red fiber
#

2,315

If you mush up some toblerone into a powder and snort it, that's not good for your nose

worldly folio
#

2,316

Feeding your child nothing but Toblerones is not a great idea

worldly folio
#

2,317

There is so such thing as a giant talking Toblerone that will yell at you If you play Roblox for 6 hours straight instead of doing your daily tasks

sacred totem
#

2318
toblerones have to Oโ€™s in the name

red fiber
#

2,319

Toblerones are not cube shaped

rich eagle
#

2320: esrth has a highest pooint and lowest point

red fiber
#

2,321

Earth is not the same shape as a toblerone

worldly folio
#

2,322

There are no planets in the solar system in the shape of a toblerone

stable venture
#

2,323

#

The Sun is not made of toblerone

flint halo
#

2324

Most of the previous facts were about toblerone

plush quartz
#

2325

Every time someone eats a burger they are less hungry

cedar storm
#

2326 keyboard keys are generally not made to be used to open locked doors

worldly folio
#

2,327

It is not a good idea to attempt to break the world record for most toblerone eaten in a day

stoic forum
#

2,328

sdrawkcab si egassem sihT

worldly folio
#

2,329

Toblerone is not spelled "Ultracrepidarian" backwards

stoic forum
#

2,330

The day is september 21th

worldly folio
#

2,331

If you form poo into the shape of a toblerone, put it in a wrapper and give it to someone on their birthday then they likely won't be very happy

worldly folio
#

ok so -30 from the count then

#

2,302

There is more than one person who likes toblerones

red fiber
#

2,303

Not everyone loves toblerones

#

2,304

It is not obvious to everyone that 2304 is a square number

plush quartz
#

2305

An elephant is larger than a mosquito

stoic forum
#

2,306

||This message has been spoiler||

plush quartz
#

2307

Every time a biologist dies, the world population goes down by 1 ||(it also goes down when more people die, but that's irrelevant)||

stoic forum
#

2,308

When a baby is born the world population goes up by 1

stable venture
#

2,309

stable venture
sacred totem
#

2310

there are more that 2 colors in the world

worldly folio
#

2,311

Toblerone did not exist during the Cretaceous period

stable venture
#

2,312

#

I did not invent the toblerone

plush quartz
#

That isn't so obvious

#

We don't know you

worldly folio
#

2,313

No one that was born in 2025 invented the toblerone

stable venture
plush quartz
#

Cover-up

worldly folio
#

that also isn't exactly obvious lol

#

2,314

It is not obvious that the toblerone was invented in Bern, Switzerland

plush quartz
#

2315

Men are not female

worldly folio
#

2,316

Toblerones are not known to have genders

stable venture
#

2,317

#

Toblerones are not known to be alive

rich eagle
#

2,318: it is not safe to drink mercury while having papers on your head. The papers aren't important at all, it is just deliberately here for the scene.

plush quartz
#

2319

It is safe to pretend to drink mercury as long as you don't really drink it and preferably avoid contact with it too

#

2320

It would be very hard to try to drink Mercury (the planet)

worldly folio
#

2,321

If you brought a toblerone to mercury, then it would melt or burn up

blazing pier
#

2322 if you went to mercury, you would probably die since most people don't have experience in space

stoic forum
#

2,323

You must have an account to use discord

blazing pier
#

2324 you have to have a sort of electronic device to use discord

plush quartz
blazing pier
red fiber
#

2,327

If you're sad, you might cry

stable venture
#

2,327

#

If you're happy, you might smile

blazing pier
#

2328 if you are alive, you might breathe

red fiber
#

2,329

If you're breathing, you might be alive

stable venture
#

2330

#

If you're tired, you might fall asleep

red fiber
#

2,331

Some people sleep before 23:31pm

plush quartz
#

2332

Most people alive sleep regularly

#

2333

Math wasn't invented by a turtle

red fiber
#

2,334

Some people don't like maths

stable venture
#

2,335

#

Some people don't like english

blazing pier
#

2336 some people don't like dying

plush quartz
#

2337

A potato is not the same as two squirrels

silent sphinx
#

2338

A potato is not commonly used to commit terrorist attacks

red fiber
#

Some people don't even know what maths is (newborns)

plush quartz
#

The fact that something it's true doesn't make it obvious

red fiber
#

I think that that one's obvious

plush quartz
#

It's obvious

red fiber
#

Good

plush quartz
#

2339

At least 1/3 of the human population would be dead if humans went extinct

worldly folio
#

2,340

Toblerone is not the name of a chair brand

stable venture
#

2,341

#

Toblerones aren't made of chairs

plush quartz
worldly folio
#

most people would know that I believe

#

so i think it counts

plush quartz
#

I just saw the definition of obvious

#

It's so vague it counts

worldly folio
#

2,342

Toblerone is not a very popular female name across the world

red fiber
#

2,343

Not everyone in the world is called MatthewWillyumm

#

2,344

Toblerone is not a very popular non-binary transgender name across the world

worldly folio
#

2,345

It does not rain melted toblerone in County Durham

red fiber
#

2,346

Mountains are not made of toblerone

worldly folio
#

2,347

The Toblerone was not invented 10,000 meters below sea level

red fiber
#

2,348

Plugging in the pc in the bathroom and simulataneously playing evades.io and scrolling on 3 phones on tiktoks while having a hot steamy shower is not something people do on a regular basis

worldly folio
#

2,349

If you have eyes and you're not blind and there's a toblerone infront of your eyes, then you'll see that there is a toblerone infront of you

red fiber
#

2,350

If you eat all of a toblerone, the toblerone will be in you

worldly folio
#

2,351

If you hit a toblerone with a hammer it will break pretty easily since it's just chocolate

plush quartz
#

2352

Two pounds of chocolate weigh more than one pound of chocolate and less than seventy-five pounds of steel

worldly folio
#

2,353

2 kilograms of toblerone weighs more than 1 kilogram of toblerone

red fiber
#

2,354

10 kilogrammes of steel is heavier than 1 kilogram of feathers

worldly folio
#

2,355

5 kilograms of toblerone is not the same as 5 pounds of toblerone

#

2,356

If you made a 1 kilometer long line of toblerone, then that line would be exactly 1 kilometer long

stable venture
#

2,356

#

1 kg of toblerone equals to 1 kg of feathers

rich eagle
#

two thousand (and) three hundred (and) fifty-seven

45 yen in 1 yen denominations is smaller than 4365 yen in 0.1 yen denominations

plush quartz
#

2357

45 yen in 1 yen denominations is smaller than 4365 yen in 0.1 yen denominations

red fiber
#

2,358

At least one person in the world has green eyes

worldly folio
#

2,359

A scary dungeon is probably scary

#

2,360

you will not gain superpowers if you eat a toblerone in a scary dungeon

red fiber
#

2,361

A tsunami might be dangerous

worldly folio
#

2,362

you might die if you get shoved into the core of the sun

red fiber
#

2,363

Some people don't like being kidnapped e.g. newborn babies (since they don't know what that being kidnapped is yet)

#

2,364

Some people don't like being murdered e.g. newborn babies

#

2,365

Some people don't like being buried 6 feet underground while alive e.g. newborn babies

red fiber
#

2,366

When the sun comes out, it usually feels warmer than if it didn't come out

#

2,367

On graduation day, people graduate

blazing pier
#

2368 when you die, you become dead

red fiber
#

2,369

Someone alive can become dead

blazing pier
#

2370 someone dead will likely not become alive ||on earth||

plush quartz
#

Atheist fact

blazing pier
#

fixed it

plush quartz
#

No I meant like Jesus's resurrection

blazing pier
#

oh, well I said likely

#

which means it's still possible

sacred totem
#

2369
if you die tomorrow, you wont witness the sun exploding

worldly folio
#

2,370

Eating a toblerone with 1000mgs of caffeine at 01:04:07am is generally not a good idea

rich eagle
#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy one
inhaling small amounts of isobutane will not give you invincibility

#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy two
inhaling small amounts of isobutane will not give you teleportation

#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy two
inhaling small amounts of isobutane will do something

#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy three
inhaling no isobutane will not do something

#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy four
inhaling isobutane at 939205ppm will do something

#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy five
inhaling isobutane at 939205ppm will do something bad

#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy six
inhaling isobutane at 939205ppm will or will not injure you

#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy seven
isobutane is something

#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy eight
isobutane is not nothing

#

two thousand, three hundred, seventy nine
isobutane is not a griller

#

two thousand, three hundred, eighty
isobutane is not a sandwich

#

two thousand, three hundred, eighty one
drinking liquid isobutane will probably do something

#

two thousand, three hundred, eighty two
drinking liquid isobutane will probably kill you

#

two thousand, three hundred, eighty three
a bird is not made of 100% isobutane

#

two thousand, three hundred, eighty four
a human is not made of 100% isobutane

#

two thousand, three hundred, eighty five
isobutane is made of isobutane

plush quartz
#

Wouldn't it be funny if I

#

didn't count these

#

for not having the number with digits
Just because they made it confusing

plush quartz
stable venture
#

2372

#

some people feel pain when they kick a table

red fiber
#

2,373

Tables are inanimate objects. They do not have feelings

plush quartz
#

2374

You are not Napoleon since he died many years ago

red fiber
#

2,375

Napoleon is dead

worldly folio
#

2,376

I did not get killed by a flying toblerone on 17 December 2001 at 20:07pm NZST

red fiber
#

2,377

4 is a square number

plush quartz
#

2378

Toblerones don't usually fly

red fiber
#

2,379

If you get hit in the head with a flying axe, that will probably cause some damage to you

worldly folio
#

2,380

If you get hit by a meteor with a diameter of 2 kilometers coming towards you at 1,002km/h you'll probably die

red fiber
#

2,381

If a giant nuke lands directly on top of your head and it detonates, you'll die.

plush quartz
#

2382

If a giant nuke lands directly on top of your head and it does not detonate, you'll get hurt and maybe even die.

red fiber
#

2,383

Getting shot with 100 bullets per day isn't good for your health

silent sphinx
#

2384

Shooting a bow inside a school is not a great idea

#

-# i partially contributed to this

plush quartz
#

Wait what

silent sphinx
#

That would be like

#

4

plush quartz
#

I was thinking of another forum

plush quartz
silent sphinx
#

fuck

red fiber
#

lol

plush quartz
#

It's not even a fact

silent sphinx
#

i keep confusing this with shit ideas

plush quartz
#

Oh you changed it

silent sphinx
#

Why am i confessing my cruel acts here

red fiber
#

2,385

Sticking a pencil up someone's arse is usually not appreciated by the receiver

stoic forum
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2,386

This message reacted with ๐Ÿซ at below

plush quartz
rich eagle
#

also why do all of the people here including me suck at incrementing by 1

#

YOU REMOVED THE COMMA BUT STILL DIDNT CHANGE THE ACTUAL VALUE

plush quartz
plush quartz
#

I did not count it when saying my number, if other people had counted it as correct then I would have followed with the count as normal

red fiber
plush quartz
#

Why not

red fiber
#

cuz now it looks like you counted 2386 after 2386 again

plush quartz
#

That's what I did

#

2387

I counted the same number twice

#

Solved

red fiber
#

2,388

If someone shoved 400,001 brussels sprouts down your throat in 1 go, you wouldn't feel great after that.

worldly folio
#

2,389

There are public places outside

#

2,390

Entering a private property without permission is trespassing

stoic forum
#

2,391

This message has been super reacted with thonkhypertriggered

red fiber
#

2,392

if you click on Ag_oc's profile, you can tell that he has 6 days of discord nitro

#

for future reference:

cedar storm
#

2393
Until humans colonize other planets/space, it is currently impossible to commit a mass homicide outside of Earth,

worldly folio
#

2,394

as of sending this message, you likely can't live on Venus as long as you can live on earth

red fiber
#

2,395

If you can send a message, that means you had access to the internet

worldly folio
#

2,396

Everyone who's currently in this server has used the internet before

red fiber
#

2,397

Not everyone's garden has a black dangly thing in it

stable venture
#

2,398

silent sphinx
#

???

stable venture
#

waititt

plush quartz
#

No

stable venture
#

nvm someone do it

silent sphinx
#

two thousand three hundred and ninety-eight
eating 100kg of titanium in one second will be bad for your stomach

plush quartz
#

2398

Peanut butter does not come from the planet Mars

silent sphinx
#

1421883593273114665 1421883606724382760

plush quartz
#

I will not change the number

silent sphinx
#

What.

#

2399*
I did not inject liquid pluton*ium into my c~~ousin a~~||t 5:40:82PM|| UTC+29* September 5*2th 23

#

Please count this.

#

2400

The image below me does not contain a picture of skibidi toilet

plush quartz
#

Stop doing weird things

#

2399

The image below me does not contain a picture of skibidi toilet

plush quartz
silent sphinx
#

ITS READABLE

#

you cn understand it

plush quartz
#

Actually

#

It's not a fact

#

UTC+29 doesn't exist

#

Also why would that be obvious

#

It could've happened

#

What do we know

red fiber
#

2,400

When you have a headache, that usually hurts

plush quartz
#

2401

A crocodile didn't kill me yesterday

#

2402

An alligator could have killed my father two days ago if my father had been near one

rich eagle
#

2402

This number is repeated twice, and this is actually post 2403.
(if you scroll up, there is another one at 2386)

rich eagle
plush quartz
silent sphinx
#

Ok wtf is happening with the numbers

red fiber
#

I'm so confused

red fiber
silent sphinx
#

the count is so fucked up

blazing pier
#

2404 @silent sphinx isn't wrong

plush quartz
#

It was just one repeated number

#

Or did someone mess it up more and then deleted it

silent sphinx
#

One repeated number is an understatement

plush quartz
#

But it's just one

blazing pier
#

should we js move to the next number

#

lol

silent sphinx
#

im calculating the next number

plush quartz
#

The next number is 2405

#

What do you need to calculate

silent sphinx
#

its 2407

#

after all the fuck ups

#

wait i can settle this

storm ridgeBOT
#

We have a winner!

2405

plush quartz
#

If it's incorrect it just doesn't count

silent sphinx
#

move on

#

its settled

blazing pier
#

2405 we don't know what's going on

plush quartz
#

2405

The word "strawberry" does not have the letter ฯ€

silent sphinx
#

what.

plush quartz
#

2406

If you eat 3 strawberries, you probably won't get superpowers

storm ridgeBOT
#

We have a winner!

the first 2406 doesnt count

silent sphinx
#

fuckd

#

typo

#

*2405

plush quartz
#

Why does it matter

#

There were two

#

One of them is incorrect

silent sphinx
#

ำฒแ‹‰โฅ˜ำฒแ‹‰โฅ˜ำฒแ‹‰โฅ˜ำฒแ‹‰โฅ˜

#

2407

I did not use a pencil case to murder someone in the atlantic ocean in the year 648

plush quartz
#

Well, you weren't alive

silent sphinx
#

So its obvious

plush quartz
#

Exactly

silent sphinx
#

1 count without starting controversy

#

congarst

plush quartz
#

2408

A laptop is not the same thing as a boulder

#

2409

I was not eaten by a bear last week

plush quartz
#

2410

I was not born in the year 2411

red fiber
#

2,411

I've never been to Uranus

stable venture
#

okay...

#

2,412

#

The moon is not edible

red fiber
#

2,413

If you throw your phone onto hard concrete with lots of force and then have 100 cars roll over your phone and push it down a drain and then the phone gets submerged in sewage water for lots of hours, your phone value will decrease

worldly folio
#

2,414

This sign means that there is a kiwi zone ahead, and dogs and pets are prohibited

blazing pier
#

.

red fiber
silent sphinx
#

2416

This message does not have more than 8952 characters.

red fiber
#

2,417

It is possible to breathe outside buildings on earth

plush quartz
#

2418

It's not possible to insert a pen inside brick unless the brick has a hole or cavity inside

red fiber
#

2,419

Not everyone on earth is dead yet

blazing pier
#

2420 if you are reading this, you are not dead yet

plush quartz
#

2421
At least one person was alive when you were born (counting yourself)

blazing pier
#

2422 this number is a number

red fiber
#

2,423

I was born partly because of my mum

blazing pier
plush quartz
blazing pier
#

OOh Sorry

red fiber
#

2,425

Earth has water on it

stable venture
#

2,426

#

Earth is made of matter

rich eagle
#

so confusing about your confusion

#

2427: Earth is made of earth.

#

2428: Earth has the letter E.

#

2429: Earth has the letter a.

#

2430: Earth has the letter t.

#

2431: Earth does not have the letter U.

#

2432: The Earth is not the 86,529th planet from the sun.

plush quartz
#

2433

If you misspell the word "dirt" very very badly, it can have the letter รง if your keyboard has that letter

sacred totem
#

2434
dirt isnt recommended to eat

red fiber
#

2,435

Tables are furniture

red fiber
#

2,436

Looking at this image, you can tell that other people don't want to continue counting in colour wars

plush quartz
red fiber
#

2,438

This is a button you press when you want to add someone else as a friend on discord mobile

plush quartz
red fiber
#

2,440

If a bomb was sent to the White House and it arrived, there would be a bomb at the White House

blazing pier
#

2441 id a bomb was sent anywhere and it had arrived, people might be a little bit concerned

stable venture
#

2442

#

Having a bomb is illegal

blazing pier
#

2443 something is only a crime if a) you get caught and b) don't have enough money to make it all go away

rich eagle
#

2444: if you commit a crime, you will maybe get a punishment

rich eagle
silent sphinx
#

2446

if you eat poop from the toilet, there is a high chance that a bomb would not be sent to the white house

blazing pier
#

2447 if you send a bomb to the white house, you might get into a little bit (alot) of trouble. Just depends if you get caught and other factors

#

2448 this is not alive

stable venture
#

2449

#

the image above is a knife

plush quartz
blazing pier
#

2451 the object we have been referring to looks like it is made of metal

cedar storm
#

2452 the average person (with at least a good amount of internet experience) could tell this image has been edited

stable venture
#

2453

#

67 is a internet meme

red fiber
#

2,454

67 is also a number

blazing pier
#

2455 there is no 6 an no 7 in this number

silent sphinx
worldly folio
#

2,456

It is not obvious that I think the 6 7 meme is retarded and not funny

red fiber
#

2,457

There is no 6 in this number but there is a 7 in it

plush quartz
#

2458

There isn't a t in the letter ฯ€

red fiber
#

2,459

My discord username has numbers in it

rich eagle
#

2460: names, usernames, emails, and nicknames all have characters

red fiber
#

2,461

if my status is grey circle, that could mean I'm online or offline

stable venture
#

2,462

#

My status right now is set to do not disturb

plush quartz
#

Fucking bubbles

blazing pier
#

2463 I am a human person

plush quartz
#

2464

Lizard people or reptilians are not normal people

blazing pier
#

2465 people are usually not made up of poisonous Toblerone

plush quartz
#

2466

People are not usually made of Toblerone

blazing pier
#

2467 people are usually not made of chocolate

plush quartz
#

2468

The letter y doesn't have the word feet in it

blazing pier
#

2469 butter doesn't have the word gun in it

worldly folio
#

2,470

Dipping a smartphone in melted toblerone will most likely not fix it

blazing pier
#

2471 dipping keyboard into melted Toblerone will not likely fix it too

plush quartz
#

2472

Dipping melted Toblerone in a smartphone will not revive your great-grandma

rich eagle
#

MMCDLXXIII (2473): it is not obvious that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

worldly folio
#

2,474

People are not made of 70% toblerone

blazing pier
#

2475 Toblerone is not made up of human

worldly folio
#

2,476

Human guts are not included in the toblerone recipe

plush quartz
#

2477

At least 70% of Toblerone is matter

blazing pier
#

2478 at least 1 person knows what Toblerone is

worldly folio
#

2,479

If you burry a toblerone in the ground you will not get a toblerone tree

rich eagle
#

2480: at least 70% of matter is not toblerone
-# ,

plush quartz
#

burry

blazing pier
#

2481 at least 70% of people are not 100% Toblerone

rich eagle
#

2482: if you put ice cubes into the sun, it will not cool the earth down by 10 degrees

blazing pier
#

2483 if you put the sun inside your Toblerone, your Toblerone might kill you

worldly folio
#

2,484

Toblerone melting point is not -43ยฐC

blazing pier
#

2485 Toblerone is not what the sun is made of

rich eagle
#

2486: if you snapped your fingers, most humans will not disappear

plush quartz
#

would not disappear*

blazing pier
#

2487 I am not made of Toblerone

worldly folio
#

2,488

Eating too much toblerone will not turn you into a toblerone

blazing pier
#

2489 as of this day, it is believed Toblerone bars cannot eat you

worldly folio
#

2,490

19 is not the average age that people learn that you can't grow a toblerone tree by planting a toblerone in the ground

blazing pier
#

2491 Toblerones are usually not carnivorous

plush quartz
#

It looks like you are doing a run

#

Even though you can count twice in a row

blazing pier
#

oh lol I forgot that

plush quartz
#

What really

blazing pier
#

2492 Toblerone is not pineapple

worldly folio
#

it's just more satisfying to count alternating between people

#

2,493

As of 4 October 2025, 13:26pm NZDT, no one has sent a toblerone to Saturn

blazing pier
#

2494 Toblerones are not made of aliens (as far as we know)

worldly folio
#

2,495

Toblerones are not sentient

blazing pier
#

2496 toblerones are not vegetarians

worldly folio
#

2,497

Toblerones do not know how to type and send messages in discord

blazing pier
#

2498 if you were to try to teach a Toblerone to fly, it probably wouldn't listen to you

worldly folio
#

2,499

the Toblerone was not invented on Neptune

blazing pier
#

oh cool

#

lol

#

2500 the Toblerone did not invent physics

worldly folio
#

2,501

Toblerones do not speak in their own language called "Tobleronese"

blazing pier
#

2502 when you were -9months you probably weren't eating toblerones

#

2503 toblerone is a common topic in this channel

worldly folio
#

2,504

Toblerone has been mentioned more than 0 times in this channel in the past hour