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[obtuse elm]

luckily most apps spot that mistake

[kindred crystal]

those

[gleaming cobalt]

I actually code

In Roblox

Made a game with friends

[kindred crystal]

mine just always says smtg is. wrong

[kindred crystal]

ohh nice

[obtuse elm]

What type of game was it

[kindred crystal]

dowsnt tell me what is wrong

[obtuse elm]

same

oh

[gleaming cobalt]

We were supposed to do those, but the teacher didn't give enough of a fuck so we didnt

[obtuse elm]

I just post the code on some ai and it tells me the mistake

[gleaming cobalt]

Public transportation

We made fully functional busses

[obtuse elm]

oooo

[kindred crystal]

ai wasnt allowed at my skl

[gleaming cobalt]

With information screens on the inside, displays outside the bus, information screens at stops

[obtuse elm]

sooo coool

[gleaming cobalt]

Functional door animations

And surprisingly and hardly enough, WORKING BLINKERD

Blinkers were so annoying to do

[obtuse elm]

Ah yeah fair

[obtuse elm]

did they sync at the end

[gleaming cobalt]

Yes

We've also did a working IBIS

[obtuse elm]

:)

[kindred crystal]

some kid got in trouble for usinf ai for an essay

[obtuse elm]

yeah that's bad

[gleaming cobalt]

If you don't know what that is, it's like that thing in a bus that controls the destination, tells you where to go, what the next stop is

[gleaming cobalt]

I mean across different cars

[obtuse elm]

Awww that's so cool

[gleaming cobalt]

And even on the same cars, they sometimes don't blink at the same time

At the same rate*

20 mins away from home

[kindred crystal]

nice

[gleaming cobalt]

I'm gonna stop and get a Döner tho

If you don't know what a Döner is, you haven't experienced life.

[kindred crystal]

err

[gleaming cobalt]

Delicious food

[kindred crystal]

mhm

im so sleepy again

[kindred crystal]

and it suddenly got rlly sunny

[kindred crystal]

ooo nice

but how do u eat that

[gleaming cobalt]

From the front

[kindred crystal]

well yea

but its hige

huge

[gleaming cobalt]

That's what he said

[kindred crystal]

well

it is huge

[obtuse elm]

that looks so good

[gleaming cobalt]

You eat from the top bit, food doesn't fall out

It is

[obtuse elm]

you can't fit that in your mouth

[gleaming cobalt]

I'm gonna get one

[kindred crystal]

how do you finish that

[gleaming cobalt]

You don't eat that in one bite????

[kindred crystal]

its huge

[gleaming cobalt]

Are you all crazy???

It's about the perfect size to fill a human being

[obtuse elm]

no like i couldn't put my mouth around even one bite

whose*?mouth opens that wide wtf

[gleaming cobalt]

Do I need to actually film myself eating that shit for y'all????

[kindred crystal]

nah

not for me

[obtuse elm]

needs more bread

[kindred crystal]

exactly

[obtuse elm]

lol

[kindred crystal]

but like

[obtuse elm]

My jaw hurts looking at that

[kindred crystal]

would u fonsih the whole sandwich

[obtuse elm]

Yeah

[kindred crystal]

oh

[obtuse elm]

Would you not

[kindred crystal]

i prob coulnt

couldnt

[kindred crystal]

no

too big

[gleaming cobalt]

It's so funny seeing this lmaoo

My inner German is dying😭😭😭

[obtuse elm]

maybe we need a hand for scale

[kindred crystal]

yea

probably

[obtuse elm]

like we don't know how big that plate is

[kindred crystal]

true

what if its like tiny

and the pic is blown ip

up

[obtuse elm]

aw it'd be so cute

[kindred crystal]

real

[obtuse elm]

HOLY SHIT THAT'S HUGE

[kindred crystal]

nvm its huge

[gleaming cobalt]

IT LITTARLY ISNT

????

It's like 15by15

[obtuse elm]

HAHAHA

[kindred crystal]

ITS HUGE WYM

[gleaming cobalt]

FYM????

[obtuse elm]

It's massive for a sandwich bruh

[kindred crystal]

HOW DO U EAT THT

[gleaming cobalt]

I told my brother about this and he's also giggling

[kindred crystal]

NO

[gleaming cobalt]

And my mom was „are you currently leaking out location?“

[kindred crystal]

BUT LIKE

[gleaming cobalt]

Me and my brother died laughing

[kindred crystal]

thats what my mon would do yoo

too

[gleaming cobalt]

Wait when I get my Döner I'll show you my hand for scale

[gleaming cobalt]

You press that together tho

[kindred crystal]

then stuff will spill out

[gleaming cobalt]

No

It dont

[obtuse elm]

lol, do you laugh when you do that

[gleaming cobalt]

What?

[kindred crystal]

i would just pick stuff out of the sandwich

[gleaming cobalt]

Y'all needa try one

[kindred crystal]

and eat it like that

[kindred crystal]

sure

but

i would not bite it

[gleaming cobalt]

Whenever y'all come to Germany, I will personally invite you for a Döner

[obtuse elm]

leaking location

[gleaming cobalt]

It's 7€ tho😞

Went from 2€ to 4€ to 7€

[obtuse elm]

cut it up

[kindred crystal]

is thaf expensive or not?

[gleaming cobalt]

.

[kindred crystal]

true

bit then all the insides would spill out

then ur just eating a salad

[gleaming cobalt]

I don't like y'all anymore

[obtuse elm]

salad with bread is nice

[gleaming cobalt]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WITH OUR DÖNER

[kindred crystal]

hate over a sandwich is crazy

[obtuse elm]

ikr

[kindred crystal]

yea

[gleaming cobalt]

No it's not

[kindred crystal]

it just looks a little big for my liking

[gleaming cobalt]

That Döner has become our national dish

[kindred crystal]

and if i bought one i cant finish it anyways

[obtuse elm]

are they all that big

[gleaming cobalt]

Yes

[kindred crystal]

oh

[gleaming cobalt]

If they weren't I'd be upset

For 7€???

[kindred crystal]

no like a smaller one for cheaper

[obtuse elm]

yes

[obtuse elm]

Aw shame

[kindred crystal]

real

i would buy one if its smaller

but its so big most of it would go to waste for me anyways

[gleaming cobalt]

I'm buying it now

I'm gonna show yall

When I'm home

[kindred crystal]

okk

in comparison to ur jand

hand

[gleaming cobalt]

Ok

The one I'm at does them in a different bread so it's a bit smaller

[obtuse elm]

how many cm is the döner

[gleaming cobalt]

Haven't got it yet

Crowded today

[obtuse elm]

Oh

[gleaming cobalt]

There's some holiday today

200 events going on

[obtuse elm]

unfortunate time to return

[gleaming cobalt]

I'll live

(my family is waiting)

It smells like weed

Looks like at least someone had a good time today

[kindred crystal]

WHY IS THERE ALR HALLOWEEN STUFF

[gleaming cobalt]

It's only 2 months untill Halloween

Can they like hurry it pls

[obtuse elm]

Our shops have christmas

Lool

[gleaming cobalt]

Got the Döner

Home in a couple of minutes

[kindred crystal]

yay

[kindred crystal]

thats crazy

do they expect ppl to buy halloween stuff in may

[kindred crystal]

are u home yet

i want to see

[gleaming cobalt]

Just arrived

Sorry, we AGREED on doing things calmly with bringing in the stuff from our car but then ended up bringing one everything

Why's this one so small😭😭😭

[kindred crystal]

lol

[kindred crystal]

oh that size is not too bad

cant tell if ur hand is huge or ur thr sandwich is small

[gleaming cobalt]

All of my Siblings agree it's small

[kindred crystal]

cuz its like slightly bigger than ur palm

[kindred crystal]

oh

[gleaming cobalt]

@obtuse elm

Here

[obtuse elm]

Oh

Yeah idk still lol

[kindred crystal]

yea ll

lol

[obtuse elm]

LOL

Hand is a unit??

[kindred crystal]

did u eat it yet

[gleaming cobalt]

I devoured that shit

I finished like 10 mins ago

[kindred crystal]

oh

/10?

[kindred crystal]

dam

[ancient venture]

if feet can be a unit why cant hands

[obtuse elm]

No one ever uses hands lol

[kindred crystal]

never heard of hands as a unit

[ancient venture]

i guess they dont come in handy very often

[tough hinge]

Lol it"s inconsistent

About as inconsistent as months

[ancient venture]

moonths

[tough hinge]

Months are so inconsistent

They could be 28, 29. 30, or 31 days

[ancient venture]

theyd be more consistent if we based them on the time from one new moon to the next like people used to do

[tough hinge]

Yeah

If you ever see a time measure like 3 months, 24 days, and 15 hours you know damn well they're not gonna be exact

Also the day exactly 1 month after January 31 does not exist

[ancient venture]

yes it does

just what number day it is varies by year

[tough hinge]

No it doesn't exist

February 28/29 is just less than 1 month away and March 1 is more than 1 month away

[ancient venture]

no

the end of february is by definition one month from the end of january

[tough hinge]

By this definition January 28-February 28 and January 31-February 28 are both one month away

The month system is flawed

Not really our fault that the natural cycles do not align with math

[ancient venture]

and both #0000FF and #000043 are blue in hexadecimal colour coding

sometimes concepts are flexible like that

[tough hinge]

Bright blue and dark blue

[ancient venture]

and its more that they dont align with each other, trying to measure years by revolutions around the sun but days by revolutions around the earths axis but months by the moons relative position to the sun was always weird and not going to produce something tidy

[ancient venture]

28 days and 31 days

[tough hinge]

Yeah makes a difference

[ancient venture]

so does bright or dark blue

[tough hinge]

Colors and measurements are different things tho

[ancient venture]

not really, colours are just wavelengths of light

they can be measured and defined objectively

[tough hinge]

But can you measure length and time using colors

[ancient venture]

i mean you could if you wanted to

use the wavelength of a certain shade of blue as a unit of measurement for length

youd get a huge number for most things people usually measure though

[tough hinge]

Yeah and it will also be not accurate because the blue is flexible

between about 450 and 495 nanometers.

[ancient venture]

"a certain shade of blue"

[gleaming cobalt]

Yes, sorry I fell asleep

Sheesh y'all wrote much

I woke up like 10h ago I was just being a slut and forgot to check discord

[ancient venture]

were you actually being a slut

if so were they good in bed

why am i actually asking omg

[gleaming cobalt]

I don't think I can answer that❤️

With minor safety laws n all

HELP WHY ARE YALL CHECKING HERE WHEN I WRITE THAT

I mean enjoy my life I guess but really now???

[slate osprey]

enjoy? as in...?

[gleaming cobalt]

oh that's not (yes)

Omg do y'all want the drama about my missing friend who reappeared one year later?

Or the beef that sent someone to the hospital on the 2nd last day of school

[kindred crystal]

YAYAYY

my parents are taking me to an amusement park today!!!!

[gleaming cobalt]

That's nice, have fun!

[obtuse elm]

???

Oh

Yeah

[ancient venture]

im hi

[gleaming cobalt]

Hello „hi“

KNEE DEEP IN THE PASSENGER IN THE SEAT

[tough hinge]

Lol the # large text doesn't work in mobile anymore

[kindred crystal]

ahh that was so funnnn

ill send some pics when i get home

[tough hinge]

Nice

[kindred crystal]

lol u said that the second we left the amusement park

[tough hinge]

Lol

Timing 100

[obtuse elm]

your discord is broken

[tough hinge]

Nah I'm still in the old layout

[obtuse elm]

Oh yeah

No wonder

[tough hinge]

Still not enough to make me switch to the new layout

[obtuse elm]

Lol

I got used to it

[tough hinge]

If all the features break in mobile I'm gonna only use discord in computer

[obtuse elm]

What.

Why is my mind like this

[tough hinge]

I'm used to the old layout

[obtuse elm]

Have fun with that

[tough hinge]

Yeah

Discord likes to break things sometimes

I'm gonna keep using the old layout in mobile as long as it's still mostly functional

[obtuse elm]

Good luck

[kindred crystal]

err my mom didn’t want to go on any scary rides 😭

[gleaming cobalt]

Your mind thought right, it's a song „Casual - Chappel Roan“

[obtuse elm]

Oh I see

[gleaming cobalt]

I'm mad

I told my mom „im gonna go to the barber and then outside.“ I was at the barber and then outside for half an hour and now she's mad I'm outside and forcing me to come home

[obtuse elm]

what's wrong with being outside lol

[gleaming cobalt]

She doesn't like me being at home, and when I go out she also doesn't like that and yell at me to go home

[obtuse elm]

that's weird

[gleaming cobalt]

🤷🏻‍♂️

Also if I go outside and have fun with friends today I'm not allowed to do that again for the next couple of days

[obtuse elm]

That's silly

[kindred crystal]

bro why is my first day of school only 30minutes…

[ancient venture]

is that a bad thing

[kindred crystal]

yea cuz then whats the point in going

but my parents are making me

ok why am i always bored

[ancient venture]

me too

[kindred crystal]

sigh

[kindred crystal]

ahh im so bored

[obtuse elm]

play games

[brittle whale]

wheres teh counting 💀

[kindred crystal]

i am lol

NOO

NO

NOOOO

I GOT ONE GOOD

NOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOO

IN SO MAD

NOO

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[obtuse elm]

What game is that

[obtuse elm]

Oh.

[ancient venture]

project sekai/hatsune miku colorful stage

[obtuse elm]

oo I see

[ancient venture]

me playing close to gray over and over forever

[kindred crystal]

yaa

[ancient venture]

its like the only mobile game i ever play

[kindred crystal]

lol

[kindred crystal]

u should try it

[kindred crystal]

what lv do u play on

[obtuse elm]

I'll get addicted

Need to not play games

[kindred crystal]

aww

[kindred crystal]

ahh im so bored again

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

q w e r t y u i o p
a s d f g h j k l
z x c v b n m

1234567890-/:;()$&@“.,?!’

[]{}#%^*+=_|~<>€£¥•.,?!’

[kindred crystal]

…

.

soo bored

[gleaming cobalt]

Mepw

[gleaming cobalt]

Talk with me

I'm also bored

Wait I have some drama to share if you want

[kindred crystal]

ok sure

[kindred crystal]

yess

finally

soneone

[gleaming cobalt]

Right, choose between two bc I'm too lazy to type out new one

Either the missing guys story or the fight that sent someone to the hospital?

[kindred crystal]

u chose

whatever

is more interesting

[gleaming cobalt]

I'll choose B cause it's exposing me less

[kindred crystal]

ok sure

[gleaming cobalt]

Honestly forgot where I saved it so I'm gonna send you the missing person story bc it's more juicy

[kindred crystal]

okk

why do u alwyas hv interesting storues

[gleaming cobalt]

So this all started about 1 year ago. I had this very good friend, he's a diplomat son, he doesn't speak German too well, so I speak with him in english. We were joking around one day when I asked [Redacted] AS A JOKEEEEE. He was like „alright bet“ which I took as a joke, since guys in my class were like that idk. I actually had to pee so I asked to go to the bathroom, thinking nothing would happen. Cut to me peeing in the bathroom he comes in, I was like „huh?“ and [Redacted]. I didn't really trust him so I [Redacted] me first. He did to which I [Redacted]. So we started [Redacted]. He was my firsts in all, I had never done that before. We stopped [Redacted] bit later, as he realized he wasn't as gay as he thought. About 2 weeks later he just disappeared one seemingly random day, first it was for a couple of days so I asked him „tf are you doing?“ he gave a rather vague response after a few days. About a month later I asked again and he said he was in Sudan, I was like wtf but didn't question it as he's a diplomat son. I was responding to him and we was continuously still responding days to even weeks later, some time later he even stopped responding at all/looking at my snaps. None of the teachers knew where he was/what he was up to, and they had to (forced by the government) report him missing. I tried getting in contact with him but nothing worked. Cut to now, almost a YEAR later, he send me a snap. I was like „wtf dude your alive?" (view picture below) and he comes to explain he was fighting the rebels in Sudan and got locked up in prison, and he's back in Berlin

Here's the story about the beef on the 2nd last day of school.

So this was our „Sommerfest“, which is basically when we go on our campus, set up little stands by every class and have a fun outside day. My stand was a Cornhole stand with sweets as a reward if you make it. There are two people in my class, S and A.

S was approached by this guy she knew, this guy asked S to watch his little sister for him, because he had to do something. The dude also went up to A. To ask her to watch the little sister with S, since he didn't know S too well.

They proceeded to do that, watching his little sister, coming up to my stand, and even though they lost, I still gave them some candy.

Then, S. Was being called by a girl S used to have beef with, S, not wanting to have a fight right now, with the little sister next to her and all told the girl that they can talk later. The girl then proceeded to start throwing a shit ton of curse words towards S, S was desperately trying to get out of the situation bc of the little sister.

Then S got yanked back by the girl, and the girl started beating S. A took the little sister and tried to hide her so she wouldn't see the whole fight, but she was kinda failing. S and the girl start fighting, and then the guy noticed the fight. He got mad because of his little sister, which was with S. So the guy slapped the girl to which she fell on the floor and started clawing at him.

Then, this other dude from my class. B, saw all this happen and started laughing extremely loud, the guy didn't have none of that and slapped B with all of his might leaving B to fall down head first and land on concrete, he went knock out for a couple of seconds and got sent to the hospital

@kindred crystal enjoy

[kindred crystal]

woowww

sorry my dad came and i had to get off

[gleaming cobalt]

It is 4am, I'm rethinking life, wondering where I went wrong.

[ancient venture]

the getting older part was it for me

i should have stayed 5 years old forever

[ancient venture]

gay toilet tryst interrupted by sudanese rebels

classic

[tough hinge]

World war 3 story in school lmao

Y'all like stories I have some stories to type

[gleaming cobalt]

YDS

SHARE

I NEED DRAMA THAT DOESN'T RUIN MY WHOLE LIFE

[tough hinge]

Lol it'll take a while to type this

[gleaming cobalt]

I just bent my spoon trying to dig out ice cream :(

[brittle whale]

whats the current count

[tough hinge]

So in a server called Ti there was a user named A, they were a popular person in the server and I was also popular at that time.

A random afternoon at August 31 around 17:30 I was using discord after a long day of 11th grade school and out of nowhere A started calling me shit names.

I reported A to the owner but the owner does not understand the problem so I blocked A. A got her account deactivated for a short amount of time, I was happier than ever but then A joins back with their alt account and started doing the same thing.

The disrespect continues and my old friend D sided with A for some reason thinking that the disrespect was just a small thing. In case you didn't know, D was my friend since the start of 2023.

I left the server at some point to escape the cringe happening. Back then All I ever wanted was peace. I was enjoying my time in another server Td when all of a sudden someone named R made up a lie that I had a crush on A and made A go to the server Td and as you might expect A started calling me cringe names again and I left the server Td.

A few hours later A left and R was demoted. A server admin told me to come back to the server Td.

I went back to Ti after 33 days because someone told me they will host events there. The war is over as my legendary friend P came to settle this. December 18, 2023 was when P made A have an agreement to stop calling me cringe names.

To that day I became happier than ever.

Story with a good ending

Lol that took 14 minutes to type

[tough hinge]

I finished typing it

[gleaming cobalt]

Alright

Let's read

[tough hinge]

Also I added some song names intentionally try finding them

[gleaming cobalt]

Bruh

Idk how to react

Like fucking autism A

Yes I read that all so fast

I read a meticulous amount of books

[tough hinge]

I also like to try reading fast

[gleaming cobalt]

I don't try I do read fast

[tough hinge]

Lol that person has no life and don't know what to do with their life

[gleaming cobalt]

Want me to bully them?

Nah jk

[tough hinge]

Lol nope the past is already gone

Also try finding the 7 song names I intentionally put there

[gleaming cobalt]

legendary - Welsh arms?

[tough hinge]

Not intentional I guess there were 8 of them

I know a song Legendary - Amadeus but that was 4 years ago

[gleaming cobalt]

Happier than ever - Billie Ellish

[ancient venture]

but youre not very meticulous about looking up the words so you know what they mean

[tough hinge]

Yeah that

I prefer the Kelly clarkson version of Happier than ever but Billie eilish is also good

Lmao I lost count there were 9 song names there

[gleaming cobalt]

All I ever wanted was peace?

[tough hinge]

Yeah that is 2 song names

All I ever wanted - Kelly Clarkson
Peace - Alison Wonderland

[kindred crystal]

wowww

yall have sm drama

[gleaming cobalt]

You don't?

[kindred crystal]

not rhat much

and not that extreme

[gleaming cobalt]

Bruh

[kindred crystal]

well

some

but they are rlly shory

short

[gleaming cobalt]

It feels like I should take you with me on my day to day life

So that you experience drama

Cause holy shit there's much

[snow tapir]

last valid count?

[kindred crystal]

damm

i can type out some of mine later

none of it includes me tho

like

random fights and minor cyber bullying

if u want

[kindred crystal]

ahh its so dead here now

[gleaming cobalt]

sorry, ive been doing this #1212901652156129312 message

[gleaming cobalt]

Sure

[kindred crystal]

ohh ic

[kindred crystal]

k

So theres this really mean girl in my grade called M and she wears like so much makeup fsr. One day this anonymous person joins our school discord server and starts having beef with M. No one knows who this person is. So everyone else is trying to find out who this person is and suspects someone called A. This person starts calling her a bitch who never takes off her makeup and starts to ship her with this boy she hangs out with a lot. This person also challenges her to a fight. So the next day at school, M is upset and pays $5 to a really strong boy to fight for her. Everyone else is waiting to see who will challenge M. When no one does, everyone goes to A and starts asking questions. But A claims to not have discord. So everyone is just trying to find out who it is and it somehow got to the teachers. The teachers ask M and they go to the office. After few days later, the principal announces that discord is banned from school. Everyone is really annoyed of course. After another few days, someone finds out that another kid, J, is mutual friends with the anonymous person. Everyone started suspecting J instead of A. No one ever knew who the anonymous person was.

@gleaming cobalt

sorry my writing is really bad

but enjoy

[gleaming cobalt]

bruh

yall have a school discord?

[gleaming cobalt]

Im losing my mind rn ngl

[kindred crystal]

yea

3 in fact

[gleaming cobalt]

The fuck

[kindred crystal]

but two are dead

wait

there was gr5 one

[gleaming cobalt]

99% of my school doesn't know what that is

[kindred crystal]

gr6 one

gr7

and just two all one

and a whole binch of pther ones for different groups

[gleaming cobalt]

Have you ever had to script?

[kindred crystal]

liek all these

all are skl ones

[kindred crystal]

script?

[gleaming cobalt]

Yes

Code, as it's also called

[kindred crystal]

ohh

a little

but just beginner stuff

like ozaria?

[gleaming cobalt]

I currently have to script a fucking Supercomputer IN ROBLOX

Sure I'm doing this out of my own free will, but realism.

[kindred crystal]

wowowwww

[kindred crystal]

cooolll

[gleaming cobalt]

It has to calculate what the best way is, to get from one place to another, setting switched and signals

[kindred crystal]

no idea how that works

[gleaming cobalt]

And it's breaking my balls

[kindred crystal]

lol

[gleaming cobalt]

Basically you enter in two codes, code one from the area your @, and code 2 for where you want to go

And I have to script a computer that can do that

[kindred crystal]

eoah

eoah

ahh

woah

[gleaming cobalt]

Now that alone isn't tooo hard

BUT THE FUCKING LIGHTS

[kindred crystal]

uh

sure

[gleaming cobalt]

I HAVE TO FUCKING MAKE 200 SENSORS

I hate sensors

[kindred crystal]

ohh

ahh my mom and grandma are being typical chinese ppl again

[gleaming cobalt]

First the computer marks out the pathway yellow, which means first I have to script the light being able to change color, then I have to implement over 200 sensors that tell where a train is, and where one isn't.

[gleaming cobalt]

L

[ancient venture]

what did they do

[gleaming cobalt]

Be typical Chinese

[ancient venture]

typical chinese people do many things

that doesnt tell me enough

[kindred crystal]

insisting each other bring certain foods home

and shoving in to each others bags

[gleaming cobalt]

My parents are so Arab that one time they argued for 10 minutes in a restaurant, very loud with their relatives about who pays, to the point where they were both yelling and the waiter just made them do rock paper scissors

[kindred crystal]

lol

we went yo my grandparents house today and she bought us some snacks. My grandma wanted us to eat some so my mom and i split one cuz we were not that hungry. The snacks come in packets of two and we ate one of two. When we were about to leave, my grandma told us to take the full packet home and my mon said no, she will take the half packet instead. Sk my mom takes the half packet. My grandma then proceeds to shove the whole packet into my mom’s bag. My moms like nooooo and gives it back. My grandma then shoves all the snacks into her bag and says ok byeee. My mom and grandma argue for pike half an hour before my mom realizes we have to go. So she FINALLY gives in

thats how i was late for my swimming practice

oh and like

restaurants

EVERYONE is arguing about whos paying

and my frds and i are just like why dont everyone just pay for their own things

[gleaming cobalt]

Just wanted to say I read this but idk how to respond so from now on I will just send this frog 🐸

[kindred crystal]

mhm understandable

if ur not chinese it would be hard to relate

[gleaming cobalt]

🐸

[obtuse elm]

LOL

my family does that too

always refusing gifts

and forcing the other person to take one

[kindred crystal]

IKR

so annoying

[snow tapir]

my family does that too lmao

[kindred crystal]

nice 👍

ahh im so tireddddd

just had an exhausting swim practice

[tough hinge]

When someone in your school messes up so bad they had to ban discord

[tough hinge]

Sometimes parents have bad attitude and like to argue about stuff

[gleaming cobalt]

That too

But I mean about paying the bill rn

[tough hinge]

Why not just equally split the bill

[gleaming cobalt]

Cause pride or whatever

[kindred crystal]

REAL

[kindred crystal]

they just want to be generous ig

ik the word in chinese but not in english

[obtuse elm]

which chinese do you speak

[kindred crystal]

cantonese

[obtuse elm]

ME TOO

yay

but it's like a 5 year old's vocabulary

[kindred crystal]

yayy

[obtuse elm]

Sound it out

idk how to read chinese which is embarrassing

[kindred crystal]

||me neither||

[obtuse elm]

lool

it's ok

what does the word sound like

[kindred crystal]

uhh

hak-hei

yk?

[obtuse elm]

YEEE

Damn

Scare air

Bruh

I don't know it in english either

[kindred crystal]

ikr

like

how do u even explain it

[obtuse elm]

It's like rude but not really

uh

You say it when you feel guilty for something?

[kindred crystal]

holdon

thats what i got

[obtuse elm]

ooooo

[kindred crystal]

lol

[obtuse elm]

I've been using it wrong then

[kindred crystal]

uh

whoops

[ancient venture]

whoops

[slate osprey]

what other languages do you self study drrrucker?

[obtuse elm]

Just German

English is probably not self study

[snow tapir]

so you know english, german, and cantonese?

[obtuse elm]

yes

[snow tapir]

cool

[obtuse elm]

is ok

when I was little I used to brag about knowing 10 languages because I knew how to say "hello" in them

[snow tapir]

lol

[gleaming cobalt]

I know: English, German, Arab, and I'm somewhat learning Spanish.

(this is not as a competition, just wanna say)

[snow tapir]

Cool

I know English, Thai, and a little Spanish

[gleaming cobalt]

oo

Why are y'all Asian

[snow tapir]

Who’s y’all? Me and k.ne1e?

[obtuse elm]

all of us

Lol

[ancient venture]

im not asian i just know japanese and watch chinese television and use my chopsticks to eat food for no reason in particular

[snow tapir]

lol

[gleaming cobalt]

I just got a Snapchat reminder of the following. [My name], remember this? And the picture was just me in the hospital

And it was like only 1 month ago so yeah I fucking remember it

[gleaming cobalt]

Confession; sometimes when I'm bored I go in the subway and pretend to pick up a call from someone and make up fake drama while talking loudly

It's funny seeing everyone trying to also listen to the drama

[obtuse elm]

lool

[gleaming cobalt]

The latest drama? My girl best friend got together with the school bop, got pregnant at 16

(all fake)

[blazing crow]

@obtuse elm i want tell you something

[obtuse elm]

What is it

[blazing crow]

im trying to cure autism

[obtuse elm]

That might be difficult

[ancient venture]

good luck ig

[gleaming cobalt]

I was talking with some people I know from a discord server we're both in, they said they're going to a city near me, I told them lol I live near there and they told me to come, I thought they was joking but no we just planned a Meetup

[obtuse elm]

I hope you know them well

[gleaming cobalt]

Yes

They've helped me, I've helped them

And I've met people I've known less💀

(my best friend always has my location)

That means it could be 3am, either of us get randomly sent a location and we just know the other one is out doing slut activities

[obtuse elm]

Oh lol

Good

[gleaming cobalt]

I bought them a T-shirt

And I have a funny story on it

They asked me to buy them a Fan T-shirt since I was in turkey and they are cheap there, she gave me a list of metal bands she likes and I was like alright. I showed the seller the list and he handed me a couple of T-shirts, she said she wants the biggest one possible bc she likes them baggy so I choose that one. He opened the Shirt and showed it to my parents

The shirt had an actual Demon on it

[obtuse elm]

Did he not look at the shirt before showing

[gleaming cobalt]

He did, I didn't

I just looked at the back and saw the band name and was like alright this one it is

[kindred crystal]

loll

[gleaming cobalt]

I'm so lost in thoughts I can't sleep

[gleaming cobalt]

I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONY

WILL YOU HOLD ME TIGHT AND NOT LET YOU

[gleaming cobalt]

Nobody knows where they might end up, nobody knows.

[ancient venture]

true though

really is impossible to tell ahead of time

[obtuse elm]

Make the thoughts the very reason you fall asleep

I also can never stop thinking when trying to sleep

So in my head I come up with a creative way to escape prison hhah

[tough hinge]

Have thoughts about sleeping

It will actually help with sleep

[obtuse elm]

What

How does that help

When I do that I think about not being able to sleep

[obtuse elm]

damn it's quiet without keigo

[gleaming cobalt]

Oh

Sorry I was outside doing stupid shit and got caught by police (they let me go lmao)

[ancient venture]

if you wouldnt leave your wife for lana del rey then... actually youre making good choices ngl

[obtuse elm]

lol what did you do

[ancient venture]

trainspotting up close?

is that illegal?

i guess being too close to the tracks???

[obtuse elm]

oh that's dangerous

Lol

[gleaming cobalt]

Not really train spotting because I climbed through 400 trees and through private property to get there

Also I was less than 10cm away from the rails

[gleaming cobalt]

Look, everywhere is greenery and a fence

[snow tapir]

That looks very dangerous

[ancient venture]

it looks very nifty

[obtuse elm]

and dangerous

[ancient venture]

but mostly nifty

[gleaming cobalt]

It was fun untill the part where I heard ambulance sirens, thought they were police called on me, bolted down only to be greeted by police officers (they weren't the ones with the sirens, just there)

[obtuse elm]

oh lol

[gleaming cobalt]

They only saw me exiting the bridge, and i didn't see them at first but just geniuenly started bolting to get away from there

Then I saw them driving next to me, I slowed down and we had awkward eye contact. The officer waved me over so I went to him and instantly opened with „im so sorry, I had to pee really bad and I wanted to do it shaded“

He fucking believed me

Then he asked me why I was running from him, I lied and told him „i wasn't, I just wanted to go to the S-Bahn. Otherwise I wouldn't have walked over to you“

After a bit more questioning they let me go

I love how I can make up good lies on the spot

[obtuse elm]

LOL

I thought it would be a different story

Oh my god

I can't separate these two lego bricks

i have nails but I can't do it

DID IT

[ancient venture]

meanwhile i would just confess lmao

[obtuse elm]

same

[snow tapir]

meanwhile i wouldn't even dare to do any of that lmao

[obtuse elm]

that too

but if I did get myself into that

[gleaming cobalt]

I could never

[ancient venture]

i flagrantly break rules and then confess to it after because i am honest but also rebellious

its a bit of a problem

[gleaming cobalt]

Most of the times, I also do admit. But sometimes nah

Mostly because I only do shit against the rules when it's petty and I'm proud of it

I tend to genuinely stick to rules

[ancient venture]

i follow rules if i dont think theyre in the way

otherwise they annoy me

("dont think theyre in the way" is a very low bar)

[gleaming cobalt]

lol

[ancient venture]

or should i say its a high bar

depends on how you think about it ig

[gleaming cobalt]

I don't even know what you mean right now

It's 4:35 am

My brain is fucking fried

[ancient venture]

i mean its extremely easy to make me think a rule is in the way

[gleaming cobalt]

What

[tough hinge]

🛏️

[gleaming cobalt]

No

I'm pulling an all nighter to fix my sleep schedule

[tough hinge]

Oh you're not sleepy

I see

[gleaming cobalt]

School starts Tmrw/today

[ancient venture]

basically if it stops me doing something i want to do and doesnt immediately help anyone i care about

then lol

[gleaming cobalt]

Ah

[ancient venture]

oh no

[gleaming cobalt]

I see

[tough hinge]

I hope it gets fixed

[gleaming cobalt]

Yeah I'm cooked

Even though I'm massively excited for school

[ancient venture]

youre basically rice rn

100% cooked

[gleaming cobalt]

Shrimp fried rice

[tough hinge]

I have never pulled an all nighter to fix my wake cycles

[gleaming cobalt]

Never thought I'd utter those words

[ancient venture]

real

[gleaming cobalt]

Technically speaking, I didn't I wrote them but eh.

[gleaming cobalt]

How do you fix them then

[ancient venture]

maybe the teachers brainwashed you

[gleaming cobalt]

Nah

[ancient venture]

and hypnotised you to forget about it

[tough hinge]

Window curtains and tracking sleep

[gleaming cobalt]

I want to see all my friends again (it's been 8 weeks since I did)

Also my friend who went missing one year ago is back

[ancient venture]

ohh

[tough hinge]

My wake cycles is fairly good compared to 2022

[gleaming cobalt]

And is gonna be in my class again

[ancient venture]

lucky

[gleaming cobalt]

I think

[ancient venture]

my wake cycles are so bad rn i envy you

[gleaming cobalt]

I went insane when I found out ngl

I mourned his death and all of a sudden he's back

[tough hinge]

How do you focus in school with 0 sleep

[ancient venture]

thats okay we have pills for that

💊

[gleaming cobalt]

It's still 27h untill school

[ancient venture]

thats the fun part, you dont

[tough hinge]

It will all be good at a certain point
My wake cycles are so dogshit in 2022

[tough hinge]

Oh

My wake cycles are so dogshit in 2022 that I woke up at 6 like 95% of the time

[gleaming cobalt]

Isn't that good..?

Oh do you mean 6pm?

[tough hinge]

Real shit garbage

[tough hinge]

6am ungodly hours

[gleaming cobalt]

I love waking up at 6

[tough hinge]

When I woke up at 7 for 2 days straight back in 2022 I was grateful for those 2 days

[gleaming cobalt]

I get to eat something, shower, realize, be calm, do nothing

[ancient venture]

i used to wake up at 2am or so

[gleaming cobalt]

All before school

[tough hinge]

We're opposites

[ancient venture]

id go to bed as soon as i got home

then wake up at 2am and do homework

[tough hinge]

I love waking up at literally any time except 6

[ancient venture]

💀

[gleaming cobalt]

Fun fact: the Adolf Hitler bunker was located IN my elementary school

[tough hinge]

I love waking up at 5 for school and waking up at 7-9 for no school

[ancient venture]

do you ever see his ghost wandering around

[gleaming cobalt]

My school starts at 8:30 so 5 is too early for me

[gleaming cobalt]

I didn't have access to the inside, only touched the walls off it

Once time broke a window with a football

[snow tapir]

What time does your school start

[tough hinge]

I'd still wake up at 5 if school starts at 8:30

[gleaming cobalt]

Cause they put the football yards right next to it

[gleaming cobalt]

I walk like 10 minutes to school

[snow tapir]

I wake up at 6:45 and school starts at 7:40 lol

[tough hinge]

8:00 almost always except it starts at 7:00 on Tuesday

[gleaming cobalt]

Sometimes I wake up at 8:00 for school starting at 8:30

[tough hinge]

I'd rather die than wake up at 6 everyday

[gleaming cobalt]

I wake up, wash my hair, teeth etc and just go

[snow tapir]

That’s insane

[tough hinge]

Tbh 7 and 8 school start times make almost no difference to me

I'll wake up at 5 both ways anyway

[gleaming cobalt]

Check out this cool train spot

Even though discord lowers quality

[tough hinge]

9 is when it makes a difference

[gleaming cobalt]

Usual start for me is 8:30, sometimes 8:55

Like once every two weeks

[tough hinge]

Discord is always having skill issues that's why it lowers quality on purpose

[gleaming cobalt]

That day I met strangers I've known for only 10 min before making plans to hang out

[ancient venture]

perhaps the real skill issue is using discord

[tough hinge]

If school started at 9 all of a sudden I'll happily wake up at 7

[gleaming cobalt]

Technically speaking I've interacted with them in-game a couple of times, but not nearly enough to be safe lmao

[oak lava]

Dang that’s good

[gleaming cobalt]

And that's my phone camera too :)

[oak lava]

wtf

[ancient venture]

one time i met some people and then got invited to spend the night at their place like fifteen minutes later lol

[snow tapir]

@oak lava did you see this

[gleaming cobalt]

?

[oak lava]

Bros camera is impeccable

[gleaming cobalt]

I've made better pictures

[gleaming cobalt]

Bro he littarly responded on it

[oak lava]

Flirting with death

[ancient venture]

like not as a sexual thing either

[tough hinge]

If I did that I'd be rushing at 3x speed to do stuff

[gleaming cobalt]

Different train

[snow tapir]

My bad

[ancient venture]

how many trains do you take pics of jeeez

[gleaming cobalt]

That's so cool

[gleaming cobalt]

:(

I do train spotting sometimes

[ancient venture]

😦

its cool no shade im just surprised lol

[gleaming cobalt]

Taken by my brother, who was very excited to ride Berlins oldest train which isn't even in service anymore

(it was my ticket but I wasn't in the city due to border delays so I gave it to him)

@oak lava

All taken by me btw

#autism

😎

[ancient venture]

turbo train 'tism

[gleaming cobalt]

That's about all I have saved

[ancient venture]

does the line of red paint make it go faster

[gleaming cobalt]

And no one can complain cause this is the chat we specifically made for us to yap

[gleaming cobalt]

They're designed to go 280kph (180mph) but usually go about 200kph(125mph) or 250 kph(155mph)

That's because we haven't got good high-speed rail infrastructure

Though we've got one line where trains can drive 300km/h (200mph)

[gleaming cobalt]

This train isn't permitted for that route though

Fun fact: Our trains reach their highest speed when driving outside of our country 😂

[uncut nimbus]

yall i found all of my inactive posts

#1100206161942290542

[gleaming cobalt]

Yes I'm autistic

[uncut nimbus]

#1216195564069326888

[gleaming cobalt]

Animal wars

Are you hosting a dog ring?

Sir I'm calling the police

[uncut nimbus]

erm

guys grind on those posts plz

[gleaming cobalt]

Eh

I don't do much counting on this server

I mostly just yap about my life and people are shocked about what goes on in my life

More so than I am

[uncut nimbus]

my old posts:

#1100206161942290542
#1216195564069326888

[gleaming cobalt]

There's a reason they went inactive ig

[uncut nimbus]

erm what

[gleaming cobalt]

You heard me

The appeal for them isn't too big, otherwise they wouldn't have died down

[snow tapir]

This is so true 💀

[gleaming cobalt]

I love yapping

[uncut nimbus]

mathking check outmu old posts

[gleaming cobalt]

To be fully honest, one of the reasons I started smoking was bc I loved (still do) kicking the ash off the cigarette

Sounds stupid ik

[snow tapir]

I’m too addicted already so I’d rather not

[gleaming cobalt]

Bridge climbing (again)

I love doing it and have no plans of ever stopping

The police (usually) can't bust me since it's not illegal

What is illegal is climbing those Subway bridges

Cause your endangering yourself, the passengers of the subway, the operation of the subway and the conductor

[uncut nimbus]

another post

#1279638589453500506

@snow tapir just check out all my posts plz

[gleaming cobalt]

Why is blud begging for attention 💀🙏🏻

[uncut nimbus]

#1100206161942290542 #1216195564069326888 #1279638589453500506

[uncut nimbus]

erm i want my posts active

[gleaming cobalt]

To be truthful, nobody requested them

And just randomly begging for them doesn't work

Make a post someone would actually want, = active

You see how active this one is? Because we actually want it

[uncut nimbus]

erm #1100206161942290542 is active

was*

[gleaming cobalt]

Could be one of the most active ones off then all

[uncut nimbus]

yea

[snow tapir]

Ok

I followed the duck counting one

[gleaming cobalt]

Oh y'all yapping again?

Please do I'm so fucking bored

[snow tapir]

Isn’t it like 5 or 6 am for you?

[gleaming cobalt]

6:23

I have no soul

Time has no value for me

[snow tapir]

Why

[gleaming cobalt]

CRACKKKK

[gleaming cobalt]

WOHOOOOOOOOO

[gleaming cobalt]

I want stimulation someone talk with me

[gleaming cobalt]

I will start Shooting

[kindred crystal]

omg its suddenly so active

it was dead for so long lol

[gleaming cobalt]

currently yelling at someone😍

[ancient venture]

keigo the autistic crack addict

[gleaming cobalt]

HELLO

[gleaming cobalt]

WHAT

I'M NOT AUTISTIC

Maybe

Idk I've yet to find out lmao

School in 8h

I'm just not gonna sleep honestly

[gleaming cobalt]

MINNESOTA

[ancient venture]

thats a vibe

[gleaming cobalt]

I know I am🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘😘

I clicked hide icons in-game but I can still see me

[ancient venture]

and so humble as well

[gleaming cobalt]

Lmao nah I'm just unhinged rn

I've slept 2h spread across 2 days

[ancient venture]

mini soda

[gleaming cobalt]

Joe Biden once yelled that and it's stuck in my brain

[ancient venture]

please bleach everything concerning pedo joe from your brain

[gleaming cobalt]

I want to drink bleach

[ancient venture]

kind of same

[gleaming cobalt]

Not even for suicide

Just wanna know how it tastes

[ancient venture]

drink pool water

its like that but a million times worse

[gleaming cobalt]

Nice

I don't go swimming in pools

[ancient venture]

i want to go swimming in a pool of lava

[gleaming cobalt]

No

[snow tapir]

Oh

[ancient venture]

you cant tell me what to do

im my own person

[gleaming cobalt]

Don't get green skin (Green skin), keep contact (Keep contact)

Don't say, "Goodbye, smell you later" (Later)

[gleaming cobalt]

Sir please stop causing a scene

[ancient venture]

i wish people would cause a scene more often

[gleaming cobalt]

Some people deserve to

[ancient venture]

if you dont cause a scene you will never be seen

or get a page in my zine

[gleaming cobalt]

Meow

I'm what's left of when we swam under the moon, now the rest of my days I spend waiting for when you come down and tell me I was made for you baby, being with you makes the flame burn good.

[gleaming cobalt]

The lasagna bandit struck again (I'm the lasagna bandit)

[tough hinge]

You messed up your wake schedules 💀

[gleaming cobalt]

Meow

[tough hinge]

That sounds like something my body clock in 2022 would say

[gleaming cobalt]

Time is an illusion to help things make sense

So we're always living in the present tense

It seems unforgiving when a good thing ends

But you and I will always be back then

[tough hinge]

Time is a part of spacetime

[gleaming cobalt]

Honestly I was singing a song from adventure time

[tough hinge]

Oh

I see

[gleaming cobalt]

Time adventure

Amazing somg

(no it's not I just cling to it's nostalgia and the memories I have connected with it)

[tough hinge]

I see

Sometimes I relate songs to nostalgia

Here's a song from my past music taste from 5 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7xai5u_tnk

[gleaming cobalt]

Time for school (2h)

[tough hinge]

Good luck

I hope you fix your wake schedules

[gleaming cobalt]

Eh, whatever's

Meeting my formerly missing friend now

[gleaming cobalt]

Alright guys, I've got my 13th reason. I'm gonna kill myself❤️

-# (this is to be taken as a desperate joke)

[kindred crystal]

u start skl on mon?

[ancient venture]

what happen

[obtuse elm]

waaa I hate school

well no

just hate waking up early

[kindred crystal]

same

ngl

[snow tapir]

same

i enjoy school for the most part

[oak lava]

same

[ancient venture]

i stg school starting so early is sadistic

teenagers biologically stay up later wake up later and need more sleep than adults

and adults are like "nah lets sleep deprive them and ruin their education and development to make them fit my schedule"

[gleaming cobalt]

I was at my straight friends house, we were joking around a bit and as usual got to the topic of sex. He was like „bend down“ and I was like „aight bbg“. He then said in a sad voice „you're not a girl“ as if he wishes I was a girl.

[kindred crystal]

oh dam

[ancient venture]

why does that make you want to die

[gleaming cobalt]

A guy I'm in love with says he wishes I was a girl

Do you know what that means..?

[kindred crystal]

OH

[gleaming cobalt]

Our love is forbidden, since it's between two males. He wishes it was between a male and female to make it not forbidden. But he doesn't wish it to be any female. He wants me to be the female

[ancient venture]

i didnt know youre in love w him

smh missing important context here

[gleaming cobalt]

He then bought me a beer and sent me on my way as if nothing ever happened

[gleaming cobalt]

I love beer

[kindred crystal]

and ive never tried beer

[ancient venture]

if your taste in men is as bad as your taste in drinks im scared for your future

[gleaming cobalt]

.

[gleaming cobalt]

HE'S SUCH A SWEET GUY???!!!!???

WHEN I COULDN'T WALK BC OF SURGERY HE CAME 45 MINS TO MY HOUSE TO ENTERTAIN ME FOR 15 MINUETES

HE VISITED ME DAILY

I'VE SHARED ALL MY LOVE TROUBLES WITH HIM, HES HELPED ME IN EVERYTHING

WHENEVER I FEEL DOWN, SAD, HE HELPS ME

I will not appreciate his slander.

Whenever I want to do something I know is bad he stops me, he talks with me for hours, he's told me to confess to him instead of my crush so that my crush can't use the text to out me.

He's been the light at the end of a tunnel for long for me now, whatever thing I do is 10x more fun with him

I could call him at 3am telling him to come to my location no questions asked he would.

He's one of the only people I can trust anything to.

His presence feels like summer after a long winter. His laughter is more contagious than a virus

[ancient venture]

dont try to become a professional poet

[gleaming cobalt]

I've been writing poetry for long, usually I do on accident.

I am just explaining my true emotions, and if you find this man is wrong for me, I find you are wrong for me.

because as of now, and probably for many more years to come, I haven't found a better one.

Pretty sure I just heard 2 people unloading guns onto one another😍

Also hear police

Holy shit.

I am fucking cooked

I just wrote all that

[ancient venture]

so you live somewhere that two men firing bullets into each other is normal and accepted but two men firing semen into each other isnt

...that doesnt actually narrow it down much

[gleaming cobalt]

Berlin

People say it's so accepting but it's not.

Only 2 or 3 parts of the city are accepting

Looking good rn

[tough hinge]

Real

Not possible to get 8 hours of sleep unless you go to sleep ridiculously early

[ancient venture]

i asked my friend (kind of) who truly believes they are one of the most empathetic amazing selfless people in history for a small favour

ghosted

they do this every time

oml

[gleaming cobalt]

Real

Ditch friends like those