#cozy-sky-discussion
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you mean by ts
? then fishe one sassy old!
pretending I actually was here for PS release and definitely not on hiatus, two soon to be three 
how many times have you seen with thine eyeballs sassy return as a TS
Never.
no sokai you skipped one, you're one on two 
Because Mrs. Sassy is not gold on my side.
LOOK IF WE CONSIDER I CAME BACK TO SKY SEVERAL TIMES IN MY HIATUS AND HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF THOSE TIMES, I PROBABLY DID SEE SASSY 
THAT'S REAL SUS, HOW DO WE KNOW IF THIS EVIDENCE IS LEGIT 
ASK AURORA, SHE WOULD HAVE SEEN IF I DID APPEAR OR NOT 
THEN DID YOU SHOW UP WHEN AURORA SHOWED UP FOR THE CONCERT 
Is it like a custom that the next TS after April Fools is a Sassy Drifter? 🤭🤭
I DON’T THINK SO 
@honest tapir no, it’s precedented that Sassy is always the first TS after a new platform launch, and PC release is on the 10th
sassy drifter is always the first TS after any new platform launch (except for android)
they better launch sky on samsung fridge /j
Thank Eden because the Kingdom can only hold so much sass.
Oh, ok.
Ahh, sassy drifter jumpscare!

I was going to say i thought they'd do something for april fools but they already did, lol 
ngl I assumed we were all clowning for Sassy because of Skybot
Only thing missing is a bunch of cat-headed Skykids around Sassy Drifter. Be it plain cats, Krill Cats, Tigers or Lions.
sassy is also the cheapest TS of them all, so it's very fitting for new players for affordability 
And then this time, they get hit by Dancing Performer two weeks later 
Imagine that thanks to Sassy, we pretty much all dress up as cats for April Fools. 🤭🤭
Guys I think the next TS will be ||a pile of peas in a trenchcoat||
one for the newbies, one for everyone else who's waited three whole years for this darn spirit to come back we've already disintegrated from oldness
And yet all I'll get from that spirit is a hat, wing and mask. I don't like its cape. 🤭🤭
Also I would like to blame this server for putting "sneepy" and "sneep snorp" in my vocabulary
and then the next month better be new elder masks for the desperate people like myself 
Sassy is a mercy for everyone who's poor and doesn't have the candles to buy Dancing Performer 
Oh indeed, I wish to finally get GW Elder mask/helmet!
Also, Dancing Performer is a perfect excuse to get Sparrow Appreciation Set as well. Perfect birb head.
Man, can't wait for performer to arrive!!
just hope i'll have enough candles to get their stuff 
I've been waiting 64 years..... (no actually 3, I've been here this whole time
)
Dude, we'll be hit with Candle Cake Bonanza! 🤭🤭
Once the Total Darkness for PC players ends, that is; now it's only just beginning.
April fool thematic
i might actually candle run this time
To celebrate April Fool's Day I will be playing Ground: Adults of the Dark
I bet we'll be constantly hitting all realms and leaving Isle of Dawn to rot during that week, haha. Poor poor Isle Elder.
isle elder is definitely a moth babysitter
are they gonna change the name of the server too for april fools
but also we should keep the sassening until at least april 10 
oop changed my name
Haha!
30 mins before candles convertion... my 109 regulat candles come here

The sakura cape is almost miiiiiiine
You too? I wish the pink cape too! 🤭🤭
What a season this was 
200 seasonals soon converted 🗿
The Krillnatening!
hi cozy 
i found a mew oreo, also I'm getting the lily cape this reset
it's my favorite bloom cape so far
Oh. My. God. We're all Sassy now....
Sassy drifter has taken over
sass
Why are we sassy? Where did the plants go? 😭
Probably April Fools? 
That and most likely announcing the next TS because it's after April 10th. 🤭
oh it's april already lol. everything's going by so fast
not me getting season spirits and unlocking items 20 minutes before the end of the season 
sending you all the speed
I wish to make a Sonic joke there, but I won't.

Almost reset~
cosy sassy discussion 
Sky Drifter of the Sassy 😭
I am so confused, why is everyone sassy now 
April Fool's Day
Better than peas again I guess
What. Sassy took over the game. Yesssssdd
time to discuss about sassyness
letters from sassy
Oooooh!
it is time for sassy discussion
Have you all cozy sassy heard about sassy realm
hello, how much ec are supposed to have by now, 35 or 40???
sassy drifter
Why did everything turn into sassy???
Hullo
sassy drifter
April Fool's Day
whats a sassy drifter 😭
Spirit
Ohhhh thank you for letting me know
the server banner is gold
Season of Gratitude spirit
CANDLES CONVERTION
DAY OF SASSY
Goose gonna curl up in cave somewhere until sassy gone..
Hmm. Maybe not, actually. What if cozy frens need goose?
Will sassy be the next ts?
Goose saw somewhere next ts week is after PC sky release, so goose not think so, no.
They need to make every season guide in-game sassy
oh god everything is sassy
As someone who tried to do something like that for a game I worked on a while back as a Christmas event, absolutely the [tacobellgong.mp4] not. The amount of work that'd put on the poor devs would be insane
Maybe the real Sassy Drifter is the friends we made along the way
"Sassydriftercompany" 😭 Sassova Chen head of sassydriftercompany who made Sky: Children of the Sass
Sky Drifter of the Sassy actually
Hellooo cozy
Oh wait- WE'RE ALL SASSY

What if, turn the candle icon into sassy drifter mask?
Depends how much code it would [trainhorn.wav] up
Am I sass?
You have a home in Sassdom come 🎶
ThatSassCompany
Sky: Children of the Sass 
All around is drifter
And all is sassy inside
All that I know~
You know what I noticed? The censor not censoring sassy because there's a certain word skybot can pick out from it and remove your message.
Holy [carcrash_sfx2.ogg] it's 0820 and I still haven't slept
a censor actually being reasonable for once? color me shocked
You cannot not sass me oh no, you cannot not sass me oh no
When the last sass has drifted and the drifted had last sassed, you cannot not sass me oh no.
Everywhere I go.. sassy 😭
Sass 
...Sassus.
You cannot eat drifter, oh no
You cannot eat Sass, oh no
I can be sassy tho
Sassus christ 
hello sassy drifters
I gotta go cozy, it's 35 C but animals still need to eat. Bai Sassy!
#screenshots-and-videos message hey sassy chat (w h y) how do these pictures look

why sassy
I love how all the channels are sassy expect gen chat 
It's always who is Sassy, or why is Sassy, but never how is Sassy

Drift: Children with Sass
Sassy

I was listening to the drifter
I saw a face in the sass
But when I picked it up
Then it vanished away from my 
but what is sassy 
When is Sassy
now 
guys i can feel the infection spreading cough cough
I changed my name to honor sassy drifter
You cannot eat sassy oh no 
Bet everyone's gonna worship sassy drifter as soon as they come to Aviary. Everyone doing a Sassy pose around them for a group picture looking SASSY 
Hello sassies
sass = sus
I've never been sassy in my entire life.
cough cough oh jeez cough someone help cough
Maybe the real Sassy was the friends we made along the way
i feel like i could put the word sassy in my name but i've just woken up so i'm not entirely sure how 
power of Sass will save you

Nanassy
Nanasassy 
Why this sassy-everything? Can anyone explain please
Its spread to my pfp 
join the sassy club
(when you fully wake up)
April Fool's Day
The internet gets extra weird today.
sadly I can't change my pfp to sassy because I already have it changed for another server's april fools thing and I don't have full nitro
I was looking through the name changes in the gcs & Sassy Eden spoilers SENT ME FKFJKD 
oh my, the server banner 
sassy drifter
Hey sassy!
this is all so funny
✨Sassy on, it’s Monday! Don’t forget to be yourself ✨
We got Sassy drifter clones too omg 
I just read all the channel names and sassy doesn't even look like a word anymore
Which is better Sassy Drifter or peas
After just figuring out that this is april fools i made a few changes to my pfp
Looking for sassy live 😭
Hey cozy chat just dropping once a while feeling extremely dizzy rn because of an assignment
Ahem cozy And sassy thank you 
cozy im sad😔
why cant I get in sky
“Man this sassy joke is getting old” -me yesterday
Guess I was wrong
@rustic cairn Oh, my God, why did you delete me? I lost my previous account and worked for a long time. When I came back to you, you deleted me....
Hi
halo
Yeah whatever hope you all feeling great because I don't feeling stressed and extra dizzy almost like I'm about to throw up I need motivation
Guiys bahnahnahs ar takin ovr my Chanel

hi
Hai
America ya 😄
hallo! :D

hallo! :DD
apil foos
april foos 🥰
sassy are you here? 
Cherrs y’all
Happy April fools day to my fools friends
i think we should keep this one
I hope y’all have a wonderful funderful fantabulous terrificly terrible horrifying and spooky day/j❤️✨🩷

Also have a 
Sassy Drifter is now the president of Skycord
they'd have to fight skybot for that 
I shall commemorate this glorious day 
Mankind is foolish for we have zero capacity in understanding the predicaments we never thought we were ever in to begin with
I like eating dry cement

every time we get a role-changing event like this i always think back to the first one (the larrypocalypse)
oh, how chaotic that was
also the mischief icons
that was later but it was wild
Sassy Drifter Doo, where are you, we got some sass to do now
you know who rules? it's me, i rule 
i'd call you a cheat but i respect the dedication 
Are ya kidding me?! I was gonna post some epic art and it got blocked by automod
I swear it was safe for work, maybe it’s cuz I used my wobbly left hand and apparently using your wobbly hand is inappropriate.
hello sassy chat
wait what
Hyello happy Arpil fools
||. Got you. Awoooga.
||
omg we sassy
is this where we say "slay"?
slay.
The server is being overrun by sassy more and more by the second

Is this sassy thing related to aprils fool?
flops from the ceiling
||APRILLLLL FOOOOOOOOOLSSSS
EXPLODES THE ENTIRE COZY BUILDING
|| it’s sassy time

WHY IS SASSY DRIFTER THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA
Because THEY DRIFTIN’
Good morning cozy and sassy chat! Happy first of April 

hehehehehhe
bruh... 
Get SASSIED 
Why is everything sassy-fied? 🤣
oh no! our building! it's broken!
But what about the writing on the walls?
IT’S ALWAYS BEEN SASSY DRIFTER
"wait, it's all sassy drifter?"
wha.....
i think if the whole building is broken then the wall doodles did not survive 
“ALWAYS HAS BEEN”
||APRIL FOOOOOOLS
||
||APRILLL FOOOOLLSSS||
We have come for your peas
MY PEAS!!!!!! THEY'RE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

i've only known
for three hours but when it's gone i'll be thinking about it for the rest of my life
same

all is sassy inside
happy sassy day my fellow drifters 
ALLL THAT I KNOW, LIES TO ME WITH SASSY
Hey cozy-sassy-discussion
✨Sassy on, it’s Monday! Don’t forget to be your sassy self!✨
all roads lead to sass
warrior of sass? sassdom? eyes of a sass?
eyes of a drifter doesn't fit
Only SASSY will do

well thats harder to fit into the lyrics 
omg
just make it a really loud, aggressive, SASSY
SASSY SASSY SASSY SASSY SASSY SASSY SASSY SASSY SASSY-

The sassy is too much power I’ll- MASSIVE SASSY EXPLOSION 💥
💥
💀
why is general untouched by the sassiness
you cannot have sass, oh no
you cannot have sass, oh no
when the spirit has drifted
and the sassiness has lifted
you cannot have sass, oh no
oh no
It must be sassed 
The people in there are sassy enpugh
No, it’s the wrong kind of sassy, it needs the best kind of sassy, the drifter

ok i'm gonna dip for now so i can do my miitopia dailies, bye cosy sassy chat 
OH THEY CHANGED THE CHANNELS NAMES TOO 😭😭
Wait until this guy finds out about the server name
Now all you need to do is search SASSYYYYY

I JUST CHECKED THAT ONE BEFORE THE CHANNELS LMAOAORIAOE


Y'know what, i was thinking about skipping Sassy when they returned. But seeing all this hype, even the April Fools joke for the server, might snatch that mask

Another sassy joins the ranks

I have a silly thing to show but I can't upload pics😭
Next year should be either Yeti, Postman, or Laidback.
Anything for Sassy 
drifts sassily
let sass conquer your mind drifter drifter
Guys is Sassy actually visiting
||sassity sass sass||
Sassy ts coming next les goooooo
Sassy is the best

Sassssssssssssdssssss
I'm so hyped for sassy now!
I knew i was getting the mask but maybe i'll get their hair as well...

Join the sassiness 
you cannot eat sass oh no
WHO WOULD WIN?!???!?

EXCELLENT CHOICE!

YAYY SAME

In still only getting the mask but its nice to see some excitement for the Ts 
Maybe the real Sassy is the friends we made along the way
everyone said the word "sassy" so much it doesn't even sound like a word
SSSSSAASSSSSSS

SASSSSSSSYSYYYYSYSYSYYSYSYSYSYSYSYSYSYSYSYSYSSSY
HEEELPPPPP I JUST CHECKED THE CALENDAR AND yeah Sassy next TS real

TGC definitely aligned the PC release with a possible TS schedule 
When will the ts arrive? Bc in my country holiday ends at 19 april

Literally next Thursday (11th April), because PC release is the day before, Wednesday 10th April 
so many sassy-ness in here
dang.. So close 😭
JOIN THE SASSYYYYYYY

i have joined the sassyy
I AM NOT JOINING THE SASSY INFECTION.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

||YOU HAVE NO CHOICE
JOIN THE SASSYYYYYYYYYYY
||
Yep, Sassyness has infected this server. 😂😂
Eventually you will succumb
I have...
Offtopic but why are you letters funky i want funky letters
oh no
JoiN uS

Look at my name, silly.
Days of sass
Or rather
Day of sass
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEEHHE

The sass!
What's this channel 
Week of sass, YEAR OF SAS, DECADE OF SASS, CENTURY OF SASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Even better is that I was called "sassy" before it was cool.
Everyone become Bastet-Skykid! 🤭🤭
UHM WHAT'S HAPPENING I JUST FINISHED STUDYING 
Why did the whole server turned sassy omg
SASSY DRIFTER

there's even a sassy shrek??
HELP M- S̙̀̃A͙ͭͫS̙̀̃S̙̀̃I̍̅̀T͗̌ͥY͋͢ SASS SA͙ͭͫS̙̀S S̙̀̃A͙ͭͫS̙̀̃SY AU҉GH̽ͣ

Imagine that Sassy Drifter sees this and gets so pleased, she cuts her item prices in half.
Yea

Heheh 
THERE'S A WHAT

only if she was actually real..
Drifter lives in our hearts

It must happen
I mean, given that this is TGC's server, maybe they will tell her about this madness and she'll be so pleased, her item prices will be lowered by half. 🤭 Or more.
Sassy 

So much sass, even AURORA is jealous. 🤭
Hide in here, sassfree folk!
⛺👈
Aurora sassy collab
I hope the other channels wont get infected..
Guys how exactly do i incorporate sassy drifter into my name
Do i just stay like this?
Foreshadowing 
the next confirmed collab

Sassy Drifter x AURORA
cosmetics?
the sassy spirit tree (mask and hat, but more sass to it)
Don’t ping me! 
cutely invades the sassfree tent OW- gets hit by the sassfree barrier
Now even the icon is having the Bastet-spirit. 🤭
Don’t ping me! 
hav a sassy apology..
OH MY GOD COZY I HAVE AN IDEA I'LL BE RIGHT BACK 
How many of you Skykids will now run around Sky game with a sassy pose? 😂😂
And the banner

EVERYONE 
My skid is gonna be the sassiest gardener in history
I hadn't seen any of them with a sassy pose today. For now. 🤭
Except moths who doesn't have any idea whats going on-

A "moth" is a new player. They have brown wings, they flap around uncontrollably, and they are drawn to flame!
Antiping spell: 💫
THEY WILL KNOW THE WAY SOON

I will become the first one youll see.. hehe
They will probably think they went mad or the game went mad. xD
and I’ll be the second

I AM BACK
but i dont know if i should put it in memes channel or fanart (it's not even fanart-)
MEMES. 

I used sassy pose in sky 
today is also apparently the day when many of my inactive friends get unlit so I have to light them again 
No more bees, for now 
sure? 

I’m pretty sure, THERE’S SASSY EVERYWHERE
no room for haunted bees 

What's the next TS people want the most to come back after dancing performer shows up 
Okay but- i forgot how much candles/hearts the sassy weasel mask costs 
here you go cozy
#sky-memes message
people r bringing up sassy in this channel fsr ;v;
Laidback or Crab Walker?
Peeking postman, bcs the cape looks like the journey cape
I should ask actually. this happens to me every once in a while like every few weeks maybe where most of my inactive friends stop being lit so I have to light them again. is this a purposeful feature?
my friends in sky r so inactive to the point its rare seeing them play the game now 
me too there are so many who are inactive 😔
That's also an indication you are not making new friends
Pals, how many of you will you buy sassy things just for this gag?
when did you start playing? :0c
I have been making new friends lately what D:
i played sky for like 3 years but i lost my account so i made a new one around march 27
its rlly a struggle
It's very common is games to lose friends gradually if you play the game for long
there are multiple weasel colours now 
i prefer friends in sky who speak english nicely and i still havent met one bc its full of ppl who r from jp, korea and china 
hmmmm I understand that but why do the inactive ones all get unlit at once every few weeks??
but you also gain new friends along the way and it's pretty neat 
for me a lot of the friendships I've maintained are because we talk a lot in discord dms about the game and not because we just actively play the game together, and that works really well for discussion
WHY DO MY MESSAGES KEEP DISSAPEARING. PLS STOP-
you guys have friends? 
yep (in sky) they are mostly online and they are mostly from #looking-for-group-live
they are mostly from ubering and then we don't usually talk afterwards 😅
i only play with my bf in the game 
You don't?
a lot of my friends are gone but at least my core friend group from when i started still play
we chat a lot here on discord too soo that probably plays a part 
Question that no one asked
a lot of the core friend group doesn't play anymore or not as much, but I've gained a lot of new friends from beta and it's been more fun that way because we theorise how updates will change from feedback 
guys don't make me have to spell out every time i ask a rhetoric
the joke is that i get one light a day hahaha isn't it funny
thats alright i dont need to make statements that no one asked, my life doesn't revolve around them 😊
I don't understand tone very well sorry 
Do any of y'all have a certain item in game that y'all regret buying 
why are we weasels
because we're ascending to higher beings
april fools
Don't think it revolves at all
Unfortunately for me, the ones I do chat on dc with Sky do not end up staying or talking for long… maybe I don’t talk enough 
I see someone has summoned the weasel gang
Maybe it's a passage ult cape? It's unique but the texture lags the game a bit. But I like it bc of unique fur texture ✨️
Wait no it's the sunlight towels lmaooo I find it hard to combine but it's good for summery theme anyway
probably uhhh the small bell instrument from leaping dancer instead of the mask back in 2021 
i regret buying pass from season of the little prince, now to think of it, it actually looks bad except for the capes
WEASELLLLL GAAAAAANGGGG

Now let me ask you the opposite question, what are the items / iaps (pass included) you don't absolutely regret purchasing? For me it's the bisexual glasses from days of style and 9cd antlers
proph pass 
I don't regret buying the pass for Season of the Nine Colored Deer, i loved the cosmetics! I just didn't like the ult mask though but everything else was great! 
I don't regret buying anything in sky, but my favorite purchases are the cat mask, flight pass, aurora wings and feast antlers... the parts of my main outfit 
Once, the fox plush was a buying regret (it used to do nothing but be a prop lol) but in hindsight it was probably was going to become more than a prop even then
I don’t regret buying the picnic basket for my best friend during days of bloom 2023
it was a really fun and nice surprise 
tiara we absolutely touched 
The elder manta cape ult from shattering, like its sooooooo sooooo cool, and jt fits with the manta hairstyle too! 
oo
Yessss I don't regret buying the pass either! I bought everything from this season, 9cd is gorgeous all around (even the mask xD)
My favourite bought item is the Oreo plush

Glad we agree on that, it's amazing! Especially pairing it with the limited Little Prince pants!
(My main outfit!)
Omg yes the picnic basket is so cute, I don't see anyone using as often 
10 minutes to grandma
Omg shattering is literally my moth season

probably the flight season pass
light whisperer cape my beloved
rlly? Sanctuary is my moth season
Thats a great gang
Not often no! I remember I actually uh… I spent a long time trying to find out about the favourite iap my friend liked, and then made a video in preparation for all of her responses, which worked perfectly
and it just has to be one of my absolute most favourite memories ever!
I don’t regret my season passes and the Aurora tiara! I didn’t buy any other IAP
Omg that's so long ago
Either way a lot of shattering items are so cool, missed out in getting the ults though, I was a moth anyway xD
If y'all could describe your general outfit vibes in sky, what would it be?
Still waiting for my krill cosmetics tgc
The closest i can get rn is the moments ranger head stuff and frankly thats a crime 
it does also help to have varied shared interests outside of sky
helps diversify conversation and makes em last longer
Omg a video hahah xD that sounds like a wholesome moment 🥹
jrpg protagonist
(that's the goal anyway lol)
Creatures of light and Child of darkness

Oh! And also Flow
i need to know the vision now 
flower
thats all i can think off
still thinking abt it
The wandering mythical musician? XD
Royalty!
Evil royalty sometimes! 
I always end up looking like someone who’d fly straight into the sky and dress up there calmly for no reason and then dive with that costume looking stylish
I have no consistent outfit lol
I have 2 main outfits soo
Wandering Gardener and Imitation Darkness
B i r d

Question of the week:
||If the year (or month) You played Sky cotl for the first time was how long you will be sentenced to jail, What would it be? Mine is 4 years||
Trying to be a fancy bean
Lone Warrior.
Werelion.
Death's Head Moth.
The Wraith.
erhm.... 2 months 
#screenshots-and-videos message
^ recent fits I've worn a while
pretty much if they look like they can throw a mean punch then that's the vibe 😌
i have different outfits for different moods so i can't really pin down one vibe
some days i'm fancy and other days i'm decidedly Not
… uhm. 3 years. 😔
Bloody 3 months.
I see we’re all Sassy today. 
YES. EMBRACE SASS
A year and 4 months 
Too long

also, canT wait for sassy weasel to come!!
The weasel pyramid is satisfied today
YOU GUYS I SWEAR IF MY PROJECT SEKAI CRAZHES ONE MORE TIME WHOLE I DO A 10 PULL
the current outfit is dragon mask so it's one of my fancier ones 
JOIN THE SASSY
YESSSSSS
I sure hope these emotes stick around.
But, i forgot how much does the mask cost..
Nay! Draco is NOT sassy enough! 
sassy
Also can we keep
after this? I've been wanting a woke eyes emote for so long and used
as replacement
Especially
and
and 
Also, shoot, I just realised, Season of Sassy has made its grand comeback here. 
WE NEED MORE SASSY

Yes. And i am free to sass ALL OF YOU.
NOONE IS SAFE. I SHALL SASS EVERYONE
Also I can’t believe the official Sky Discord has a Shrek emote now.
i get the bloom hair today so i might see what i can do with that, but i don't feel like properly changing outfit yet 
How do I become more sassy, though? 
Embrace the weasel pyramid
SASSY LORESASSY

Sassy SassySassy

Sassy Loredrifter
But guys, how much does it cost?? I forgot!!
t ell me pleas
46 i thinnnnk
Nope. 48
400 
Wiki should have the info
Also 10 more for the spells before it
ANd its 48
So you need 58 for the mask
god dangit...
I MADE MY NAME BETTER

Woe.
Curse of broke
what happened?
BAHAHAHAH HELP I CAN’T USE MY KEYBOARD WITHOUT THE SASSY EMOTE I’VE GONE IN DEEP
it’s fixed now, what a disappointment 
Depends on what type of advice.
Im the last person you want emotional advice from.
I mean
We have a bit under two weeks before she shows up
13 days, 58 candles
Average of 4.5 candles a day
i can help with advice about specific jrpgs
nothing else though
huh whats happening
AH. Relationship advice.
Yeah no you dont want that from me either.
Im a flaming ball of fury.
wait i wanna give advice too im also in a rs
Okay pls do
oh man 
i'm not good with this kind of stuff but all i can say is i hope it gets better
Fried crabs only-
🔥
silence, brand
I don’t think I am a good emotional support except when it’s trying to make people feel a bit better 
mmm fried crabs
This is the international day of boo-womp

BONK 
What honk happened too server?





april fools
!thememetheme they really gotta update this... 

Wdym? This is completely normal

||HAPPY APRIL FOOLSSSSS
||
Ohhhh ty
Happy april FOOLSSS!
TOO U ALL!
WOOOOOO

happy april fools

sassy is so fun
WOOOOOOÓO
Its rollin' time>:3



gimmie 
Were so sassy guys

sassy roller
...tumbling drifter? sassy troublemaker

oh- it's from this server I just stole it for another server and accidentally used it 
oh yeah it's finally actually april fools day for me (I am always late to the party I'm in utc-10 timezone ahahah)
YOU GET MORE SASSY THIS WAY 
sassy time for real
i love when its new year's and every hour for half the day you randomly get people celebrating their new year's 
Ye lol
INSERT CHORUS OF HAPPY NEW YEARS

it's funny saying happy new years when it's midnight for me and then everyone else is tired of it already
For me 7am just woke up lol
also you aren't that late, one of my games usually does a big april fool's event and that starts in three hours
....i hope its good, two of the last ones were kinda bad 
ooooo I hope it's good too
I go to sleep
wake up
and everything's sassy over the time span of an hour and all the chats are blowing up
what on earth happened
One of my games that I play is having an April Fools event too 
its a browser game and one year they played with a minor feature that's inaccessible to mobile users
that was not a fun time
W H A T
meanies 
april fools :3
Man i sad ur money is 5× mine =,]
well they forgot genchat
Up to 254 candles after conversion, my candle count is finally getting closer to my ascended candle count again 
THE SASSY WILL GET THEM TOO 
they deliberately left genchat out, they don't need the encouragement to be sassy there 
They need to chill over there and accept the true sassy 

they're already sassy as they are they do not need more sassy-ness
always more sassy
hi cossy
sassy drifter .
I sometimes wonder if the drifter is sassy
drifter sassy
Hello, we are SASSY JOIN US 
I knew it, new mask and event, this is great
sassy, sassy sassy sassy!
Sassy chat 
SASSY. 
Sassy :OO

melan0 april fools
What is happening? Why is everything sassy? xD
SASSY!!!!
i remember the crab themed april fool’s they did! i was wondering what they’d do this year!
oooooo I wish I was there for that. I didn't become active in chat until recently
really? it was super fun actually! you got to pick what type of crab you were, because they were made after fruit from what i remember!
Awh I would’ve loved the crab one, I like crabs

I wasn’t as involved then, so I only caught like the end of it
that's so cool :0 I only experienced the randomly assigned roles from bloom
i thought it was last year but it was in 2022! time goes too quick!
I have been in this server for a long time since 2020 but I was scared to talk because it didn't seem very friendly to me 😅
did i stayed at the wrong server
Y’know the bees? The reason it says ‘haunted’ is because it was originally from that Halloween era I forgot

ohhh D: well we don’t bite so don’t worry! :D
i used to talk here a LOT in 2022 and 2023 but ive been so busy, it’s a super nice community!
ah yeah I heard it's from mischief. very cool and silly that it came back for bloom
Ah yea, mischief
hehe
i think the hauntings still happened even after mischief
it never truly went away
I don't think so. it started a bit before bloom and everyone was very surprised I watched it happen
It kinda went away, but for a few it stuck, yeah. 
ohhh that's funny
like the role stayed on those whole months?
oh why are we purp
Not quite, but a few people had ‘haunted’ after mischief was over 
so um
they did it themselves and just changed their name?
||HAPPY APRIL FOOOOOOOLS
||
yooo you can actually fly alongside the rainbow in Prairie Peaks 
sokai you could have renamed to sasskai....
I've been apr*l f**led 😞😞😞😞
It just kinda stuck around a little, then faded, and then they redid the emoji for days of bloom.
WAIT I SHOUKD 
I did this name because Sof said it as a joke earlier
(yes I was elder mask rambling)
oh 🤔
it's late for me and I'm tired sorry
watch out the bread became sassy
why is everyone sassy now 
Haha why is everything sassy??? Goodmorning
Sasskai | Sassder Mask Enthusiast
APRIL FOOOOOOOLS

EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE IS SASSY
THE RAINBOW KEEPS KINDAPPING ME 😭

Ohh I forgot that was today.. What April fools prank should I do on my Minecraft server? I've become quite the notorious prankster there so it would be out of character if I didn't do something
damn we got bean now
rename everyone's dog(s) sassy
…we’ve had that for ages 
The only person selling name tags is doing it at 2 diamonds per name tag 
AW THAT'S SO PRICEY 
It’s April Fool’s, give them fake diamonds 
Place stuff in chests randomly but don’t take anything, just add the cheapest thing: dirt 
trade em for 12 bamboo
Seems I haven't been looking into emotes that deeply 
@exiled.aethling you could switch their light sources to things that give off lower light levels 
Haha yes!!! I can announce I'm giving a gift to celebrate the renovations to spawn maybe and rename an item to diamonds
The dirt one is silly but everybody loves dirt because we all need it o terraform
just complete 64 stacks filling whatever empty space
Omg everyone is sassy
3-block high dirt stack. just stacks of dirt at random places. make them think the Dirt Sasscerer has arrived to take over the world
I have a lot of bamboo from the bamboo prank wars
Haha yessss thanks cozy I will be coming here for inspiration if I ever want to prank again
hmmmm maybe have the grass in chests then, just loads of grass
and not the one that lines dirt either, but the one that’s it’s own block thing
the urge to become a poet in april 19 (taylor swift) /j
I'll describe my pranks so far;
Prank 1: my base got bamboo'd as you'd say, it was covered in bamboo by a player named sin so I just kindly returned the bamboo he must have dropped in my base. I even placed it in his house and on his trees haha he still hasn't removed it
2. I got tagged in a game of tag we made called. Bamboo tag, so I decided to prank a player named shorfy in order to tag him. I moved stuff out of his Base and sent him on a scavenger hunt to find it, which led him to a maze by his Base and he fell into a hole and me and my friend tagged him
3. Me and a new player put boats all over his Base everywhere
4 I put lilacs all over the server owners Base multiple times
5 I became the government and put signs saying that I owned everything in the server owners Base because he didn't pay me taxes I remanded 150 blocks of diamonds os they can be returned
sassy

Do something related to Sassy Drifter, I bet they don’t know about Sassy’s greatness yet

whats up with all the sassy today 
Haha no they don't play sky, the only thing ive ranted about is my love for star wars (I spoke abkut it for 4 hours straight until 6am once- how to tell I'm autistic 101)
should i change my username to "the.eros_tour" or something else? i still wanna keep my name as Thyme...
Even tho it relates not at all that reminds. Me I have to edit more videos because I just posted after 4 weeks and the algorithm hates me rn
Bye cozy for. Now, ping me if I'm needed!!
Do a pun! Thyme For A Tour! … or something

Nineteen-EightyThyme 
Sasskai....
:³
Cy suggested it, as opposed to Sof’s idea of Sassy Sokai | Sassy Mask Enthusiast has 500 Sassy AC 
wait wait what if i make a Sassy Poem right now?
if it doesn’t go “Sassy Sassy Sassy, Sassy Sassy Sassy” I don’t want it 
SASSY TAKEOVER??
JOIN US IN THE SASSY 
ONE OF US
SASS SASSY
S O O N
okay here goes nothing...
"Sassy.. Sassy Sassy, Sassy.
Sassy, Sassy, Sassy Sassy Sassy,
Sassy Sassy Sassy
Sassy Sassy."
that's part one... part 2 in april 1 2025

it's so poetic
I feel so moved wipes tears
GUYS I HAVE GOT A GREAT NEWS FROM THE DEVS
will the Sassy Poet grace us with our next poem?!?!!??!?! Tune next YEAR to find out

lemme write a haiku :
sassy sassy sass
sassy sassy sassy sass
sassy sass… sassy
Oh god the whole Server got sassied
THERE IS ANOTHER COLLAB SEASON THIS YEAR
okay i gotta go to school now but STAY SASSY EVERYONE

I’m going to write the most profound message in a single sentence:
Sassy sassy, sas sas sassity sas sas sassy.
Thank you for coming to my SAS Talk. 
season of the eighteen-colored deer
it's a sequel to nine-colored deer but like
times 2
NO
I think unreleased stuff has to stay in beta tho
How sassy
ITS A COLLAB SEASON WITH UNDERTALE
on a serious note, we do actually have a collab coming up
-> #news message
I'm really looking forward to the hair 
I wonder if sassy is secretly cake
real? or cake!?
what kind of cake if so
hello sassy chat!!! the atmosphere today is soooo sassy!!! i love you all !!!
Love you too sassy
we are all so sassy :3
'wait...it's all sassy?'
'always has been'
SASSYYYYY FOR THE WIIIIIIIN

OK but guys.....
you mean sassy's?? 
Uh wut
off to sassy school I go
farewell my fellow sassies
Goood sassy luck in there, fellow sassy

Have they done anything in game for April Fools?
sassy travelling spirit 
I don't think so? But now i kinda want a April Fools event in Sky now 
Why is this sassy thing?
Days of Sassy
||APRIL FOOLS IS WHY
||
hi cozy
things have appeared, very heavy things, and i am now sad, sob
WHAT, SASSY APRIL FOOL DAY WHICH MEANS WE ARE SASSY
you and me the same, still don't know how to absorb this sadness when the person is already happy without me
we might be a bit too sassy but theres no limit for being sassy
Hello sassy cozy chat
What's up?
Sassy
hi cinnamon!!
Sassy fool
Being very sassy, how about you?

Space
Hi Thyme!! I hope you're doing alright 
OK I am ready for Sassy Fools Day
THE SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING 😭
I'm very sassy today. Sassy Cinnamon

Now I gotta charge my phone and make dinner
WE NEED THE SASSY


Sassyyyyyy!!!! WOOOOOWWWWWWW!
Huh, sassy. Interesting.

i just logged back to my.. what happened to sky?

||APRIL FOOLS, THE SASSY HAS TAKEN OVER, JOIN US
||
Welcome to Sky: Drifter of the Sassy 
I like how the server is bonkers, but the game isn't. 🤭🤭
NUH 
Sassy Drifter is now president of Skycord
That sucks, I hope you find your happiness. There's a lot of fish in the sea, bro!!
And also just to be very clear and honest, I'd like it if you don't connect/call our situations the same because it's about my mother's current medical condition... I am aware u didn't know though, regardless, i do hope you find your happiness, i am also relating to you somewhat on that part 
hopefully next april is the presidential vote between sassy drifter and skybot
...and maybe a creach
too
GUYS DO YOU WANNA HAVE THE ULTIMATE SASSY EFFECT?
So sassy sassy
sassily explodes the somehow intact door after the rest of the building is in rubble see ya sassy cozy, sass or be sassed

No wonder I WAKE UP and sassy invaded me
Then click on the link....
www.lol/sass.com
Drifter Drifting Sassily
Sassy~
sass
ELDERS ABOVE IT'S SO HOT IN THIS COUNTRY AAAA
There’s a lot of fish in the sea
No there isn’t sorry, I ate them all 
one day I’ll learn discord formatting
wrong, i cooked AND ate them all with bone and scales still attached
Just Sassy Drifter
There are two seasons in the Philippines: typhoon or barbeque grill (summer)
It’s either dry hell or wet hell
Either way, it's hell in the Philippines ✨
Everything is sassy today
YAY APRIL FOOLS
It's Sassy Drifter day. All hail Sassy Drifter

hi cozy
Wassup
im dead tgc whats this emoji😭
COUGH COUGH
Sassy Shrek 
why did the Philippines have to be in the hottest region 😭
If you wanna blame anyone, blame Tart next time they come around 
I'm currently boiling eggs
Sassy!!!
Are they sassy eggs in sassy water?
What’s with the sassy today
i thought my cat was the only sassiest thing on earth
I hope they are
Whoops! All Sassy
I wish I had Sassy cosmetics to fully commit to the bit but I am moth who hasn't seen her yet so I'll have to wait until Steam launch
the heat makes me want to shout into the void
Omg fr even the water is hot
=]
My partner didn't call this morning :( I hope this isn't their April prank
Cold water doesn't stay cold it gets boiled 😭😭😭😭

I really hope we can keep 
Wanted an emote with that vibe ever since i joined
Real footage of me getting flashbanged by NCD mask
#screenshots-and-videos message
Hellooo cozy!!

Hello everyone I’m confused about this emoji
can anyone tell me what it for or the origin?
Candles i got from cr: 25
im sure its a bean...
Yes I know it’s a bean but why 
Cus getting your message deleted by Skybot is termed as "beaned" here
Ask our creator “why did you create beans”
Lmao thank you so much
all the time I’m so confused 🤣
people say you’re “beaned” when your message gets caught in the filters, or if the mods use the !bean command on you 
...
Thank you so much I can now answer my friend why we have bean emoji

are you okay skybot 


Ohh and I was wondering does anyone have the pic of last year’s April Fools Day’s sky discord background pic?
Sassy Drifter 
I was here last April but I already forgot what the joke was if there was one
I just noticed that they changed the pic
and seems like every year has a different pic
guys i need outfit ideas for the cherry blossom cape 
doesn't make any sense to me 
What ideas You want?
like 😭😭 what can i wear witj the cherry blossom cape 
depends what you have
Ohhh i didn’t play for a while but still want to come back, sorry ;-;
like this
#screenshots-and-videos message
wow!
waaa what pants r thoseee
revival kimono 👘
Nice one! 
ur pfp concerns me, like what is it 😭
I think it's supposed to be an hyperskid eating beans
green beans 
I’ve worn that too, very cute with flower capes
Skybot go to sleep
IT'S TIME TO GET SASSY, COZY
everything was peas
COZY MANIFEST THIS WIN 🙏🙏🙏 I WANNA DRAW TODAY
Manifesting motivation weasels
why is drifter the pfp???
Ah boooring. No wonder I already forgor. 
🙏🙏🙏I GOTTA WIN TODAY
april fool
i actually loved it xD
April Fool’s day 
Any comedy movie recommendations
Do you wanna know what will really be an April fools prank?
You have 14 days until tax day.
The tax collector krill is coming
I suggest the classic Ghostbusters or Monty Python and the Holy Grail or Monty Python: Life of Brian
Added to my list ty
🎶The Krill Tax...
*The Krill Tax...🎶
🎶You gotta pay the tax! Or the Krill starts lookin'. When a moff can't pay, then the Krill starts snoopin'*🎶
🎶The Krill Tax...
*The Krill Tax...*🎶
🎶Hurry up now! Or things may get sticky. If you're ever late, then the Krill gets icky.🎶
🎶The rules are the rules! And the facts are the facts! And when the Krill starts to roam, you gotta pay the tax!🎶
🎶The Krill tax...
*The Krill tax...*🎶
🎶It's the Krrriiiiillll Taaaaaxxxx (Oh yeah!!)🎶
happy april fool day 
Hm?
Happy April fools day
2022: Crabs
2023: Pea
2024: Sassy
2025???? 
COZY I HAVE ALL CLASSES I DONT WANT FOR MY LAST CLASSES OF THE YEAR HELP ME
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MANIFEST THIS WIN COZY 
hi cozy!!
so im assigned to make a presentation about a chart summarizing human rights, and thne i got sidetracked and wanted to read the whole pgilippine constitution, but i went back and read the module im tasked to present instead 
MY PARTNER ISNT WAKING UP HELP ME
IM GONSN CRY
IDEK IF I CAN DRAW IN ANY OF THESE CLASSES 
Oh no- 
I'm gonna spam call my partner to wake up istg they need to wake up rn
WHERE IS MY FRIEND HELP
TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN BUT TUIS IS JUST DAYS OF PERIL
April fools
OML I DONT VEEN KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO IN MY LAST CLASS ITS LITERALLY "ADVANXED MANUFACTURING" AND SOMETHING ELSE I CANT DO THIS
WILL MY PARTNER EAKE UP PLEASE
TGC FISH
OH MY LORD PLEASE WAKE UP 😭
skycord sassysweep

The chat today is special chaotic everywhere
what pants do y'all pair the sakura cape with? I've been trying to convince myself to like LW's pants or FSD's pants with it but idk if I do 🙁
COZY. SASSY. DISCUSSION. 💀
light whisperer’s pants work well with the pink cape if you have other pink accessories, like the days of love flower crown!
yeah I've got the flower crown and it does look cute. I just feel like there's probably a different pants that I don't have yet that would work better?? seems odd that it's the oldest Bloom cape and so few pants really work with it.
cargo? boogie kid? 
cargo as in jelly whisperer? yeah that one's on my wishlist. I missed it by a couple months 🥲
SASSY IS TAKING OVER THE SERVER??
yep!! been using that combo since i got the pants
I think the closest I'll be able to get to those until JW comes back around is the Days of Color trousers
i just wish we had more white outfits instead of beige/yellowy outfits 🫠
reminds me one time when sassy came I put on the tall spell and stood next to the TS when they appeared, and my friend thought I was the TS 😂
(I dressed exactly like sassy)
we are all sassy now 

what has happen to my cosy 
/extremely obscure reference
Ok, due to Great Darkness starting for all PC players, I now wish that all that play with our Steam accounts linked would get a game-wide (minus Eden and the Void) solar eclipse-sky until it's released.
I'm so impatient for dancing performer
can't we just skip sassy and go straight to 250 candle death
Not me, I need that wing buff.
sassy gives a chance for everyone to get their candles back first
I people whove already got it at least
nothing happened to my name wdym /j
I also just want more group TS we just had one and I already wanna see more 
Especially because imagine her having 1/2 lower prices to her items due to what's happening here. 😂😂
Yeah i'm really hoping they become a monthly thing
(I would fully commit to the sassification but I have to commit Marthification for another server)
monthly would be waaayyy too much for people
but once a season would be good
hey cozy, can we put our own songs into sassy music?
Once a season, that's like 4 groups per year
That's a nice plus, but i feel we really need more to unclog the TS rotation speed
TSes are a massive fomo machine because they take literal years to come back
Them not taking ages to be bavk would make it okay to miss things
I’m so glad I already have the cape to make it cheaper for me 
i think it would be nice if ts came so often that the fear of missing out disappears
like 'oh it's ok it'll be back in a couple months' that would be such a nice rotation cause you could get the ones you want and save candles because you know it'll come back another time if you cant afford it easily
I'm just glad I can cash out my extra seasonals today, every extra candle helps 
Yeah
And for people who just want to complete everything because they can, having more chances to buy from TSes wouldn't really hurt even if they can't buy out everyone on first visit
yes
i love collecting stuff so i can make more outfits for art ideas so lots of ts is perfect
I also do wish for TS to be less egregiously expensive, but to me as a new player the fact that you never really even get a chance to have most cosmetics is even worse
Genuinely I still feel like having spirits wander around the realms at times and offer their cosmetics would not only make the realms much more lively, but also be a good way to go about the flaws in the system 
literally, all items are double the price they were in the season and the only reason is so they get more money from people who don't wanna wait and spend that, and then more from people who buy candle packs to get it
i mean, they are a company so
that makes sense
On the one hand i understand the need to make money to like
Function as a company
But i'm still not a fan of using FOMO to try and get people to spend
yeah same, i object to that part cause it feels rather manipulative to me
Well first of all the name hasn't been revealed outside the beta and could be a spoiler to people who wanna experience it blind
What’s that? I only know Season of Sassy 
also name ain’t officially announced, please edit your message
There's usually around a 2 week break in between seasons ✨generally✨
Srry i deleted the message now ;-;
Uh so when is the next season?
Thank you 
Anyway- awkward segway into my point, but oh well, with next season having been confirmed to be in Aviary again, it’s likely we’ll have another spiritless season, and we still don’t know how that’ll work with the TS system 
Also uh i’m sorry if this is a dumb question but wut is the snowflake wand thing in aviary rn?
Im too new to know-
Why is everything sassy what happened
Every end of the month, you can go to the staff to visit the Firework Festival
It's an event from season of revival
Ohhh
wow ive played the game for 2 years and only just foundout what it was for xD thank you
It’s April 1! So everything is Sassy now.
Ive been wondering why the name got changed to that lel
I mean
The staff has only been here for a few months so it's not like you've had 2 years to learn about ut
must have missed the fireworks festival when it was out qwq i was overseas so i missed it
I forgot about April first
Only thing I've been thinking of is the sweet paycheck I'll get because it's Easter and I'm at work, so I'll get double the moneeyyy 
Same, kind of! Not quite double, but more. Nice bonus, far as I’m concerned. Pays for next season.
I just noticed that im actually 36 days old not 45
I played too much sky lel
i need to get another wing cape i am no longer a moff (i beat eden yesterday)
Good luck! Any you plan on going for first?
i think it’s so fun that the purple bloom cape is just… a circle
huh whuh :0 i just want a cool looking one
I am 1/10th into my birthday, once i reach 365th day playing this game imma finally throw a birthday party
Eh, that’s fair! I hope you can get one soon.
IS SASSY HERE AGAIN??
sassy never left
Good luck! You're a Buff Moth, since you beat Eden. Getting a new cape will be easier

i have 4 flaps straight away
i wish we had tier 2 brown cape
elder masks who? i want fancy brown cape
hi sassy cozy, hows every sassy's feeling
Not yet! But soon, no doubt. PC’s releasing on the 10th, so we can reasonably assume they’re the next TS.
each thing you buy for the eden candle is worth 1 WL right?
Sassy shall always & forevermore be present 
Yup! Every time you unlock the higher tiers in a spirit tree, that adds one more WL to your starting count.
also i just got a dog in a game, what should i name him o wise people of cosy 
sassy drifter
Heck yeah, doggo!
What kind of dog?
I'm tired why help
How does he look like?
I suggest the Surname as Drifter 
You sassied too sassily.
(I hope you can get some rest soon, though!)
It's only 9AM
i'm not too versed in dog breeds let me google it and i'll get back to you
You gotta go to school? Then that's an understandable reason for being tired. School is bleh 
WILL MY PARTNER WAKE UP UGH COZY MANIFEST THIS WIN 🙏🙏🙏
How 2 get da sassy drifter role
Wait what
How do i already have it
Nvm
Why does- why does the blueberry pop tart have literally no flavor
The Sassy has been unleashed upon all of us. Whether you wany to or not, we're all Sassy 
O
What is sassy ??
Sky secret Elder
google is so unhelpful 
Sassy is sassy
i put
in my ppt
you should be able to play as a sassy dog in this game
i think he's like a buff scottish terrier
closest thing i've found
sass
o wise people of cosy, i got a buff scottish terrier in a game. what do i name him 
Buffington
sassy is the friends we made along the way
Together, we are sky.
No but rally, im swing sassy everywhere😭 and I’ve played sky for years🥸
where the hell did sassy come from
the abyss
power of friendship
I feel a song coming on..
Isle of Dawn.
I don’t know what sassy is but I’ll gladly hop on any bandwagon passing by. Like, it’s totes fetch you gais xoxo ~
..am I doing it? Am I doing the sass properly?
did you switch language or something 
Sassy’s a spirit from Season of Gratitude! In Isle of Dawn. They’re the weasel mask spirit.
You got a SASSY friend in me....You got a SASSY friend in meeeeeeeeee 🎶
Hmm, been awhile didn’t come here 

Then all the sudden I see so many sassy 
the reason sassy is such a meme is bc theyre always the first ts when sky launches on a new platform! so them coming when sky launches on pc will be their fifth return 
I gonna miss season of the nine colored deer 
24 days till dancing performer come visiting 
I’m so confused 
why everyone is sassy here?😭
Oh gosh...
Because we love sassy? 
Sassy's 10th return
DAYS OF SLAY REAL???? 

WHAT IS THIS EMOTE
I've seen somewhere (in screenshot) where Nasty mold said that the treveling spirit which will come back before dancing preformer should be sassy drifter . does this makes sense of everything being sassy or its just for fool?😅

Everything is possible 
✨Sass✨
this is just an april fools day thing but the ts before dancing performer probably will be sassy drifter
the first ts for every platform has always been sassy drifter
Hii cous

That does make me wonder why sassy is always the first ts for every platform. I don’t hope that it stops, though! 
I like that even though sassy comes back many times ppl always love them

what means first ts for every platform? weren't all spirits for all platforms?
ohhhhhh got it just because we will get sky on pc
do you guys think this will be the last time we see sassy 
Sassy smells new platform releases through weasel magic
the first ts to come after a platform launches, i mean
like the very first ts was sassy drifter, then the first ts to arrive when sky came to android was sassy, then the same for switch and playstation
the reason why sassy is coming now and not back during steam nextfest is because the steam port wasn't officially released
I should nor be typing rifhr now
I think sassy will just become a normal TS afterwards
It would be utterly nonsensical to make a TS arbitrarily never ever come back like that
thank u i realised it , just bit late 😅
no worries 
i mean the ts pool is so large it wouldn't make a major difference either way 
It would still be very fun to tell new players that "oh yeah so this mask right here is forever unobtainable because we wanted to make a joke"
you guys remember how people had conspiracy theories during tlp about how dismiss wasn't coming back because you could get their cosmetics from an iap WAYYYYY back during like..... light awaits
nevermind that the same thing happened with respectful pianist and they had been a ts before, we have to blame tgc for bad luck 
So sassy will be the next ts before dancing performer?

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO 
sassy drifter role huh
Besides i still have hope for TSes to become less ridiculous eventually
Call me too optimistic but i like having hope
Nope I think will we see them on Switch 2 etc 
kinda wish we could just summon whoever we want in orbit at any time 
Sassy return!!

oh yeah my favorite console, the nintendo ds (double switch) 
It's just sad whenever new players arrive and ask for pretty cosmetics and i end up having to tell them "yeah so most of the pretty comstics you see won't be back anytime soon, sorry"
Sometimes I dress down for the new moths, I’d rather they enjoy the experience, and it gives me a chance to revisit my older outfits from my first year playing and get nostalgic
i have to go soon but before i do:

Sassy creach 
Is Xbox a possibility?
Even if it’s not, they’re bound to return as a TS normally.
i'm going to wear only ults 
i'm not actually that would look horrific

WHAT
how did shrek got involve with sassy
that emoji is so unexpected
SOMEBODY -
once—
told-

Sassy channels 
Me —
The world —
||Ok maybe we should stop we're clogging this channel
||
can we not start a lyric spam please 
Sorry we're getting carried away by the fun

DO IT in.... verses....
But the sassy starts coming and it don't stop coming... 
Aw, man, am I late for Cozy karaoke?
Hey there! friendly reminder u can hug krills today!
Oh hello sassy friend 
It’s April 1st!
hello to you too sassy haru
how r u doing
the sassy drifter just passed by to yassify the whole sky server
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running...
I am doing ✨ sassly ✨ , how about you sassy jiyo? 
Don’t you mean sassify
omw to gw, this better not be a april fool joke cough
Sassafras~
good to know
im doing just sassly too
Angel of darkness angel of darkness the world is in your hands but I will fight and I will stand
rejoice! i don't have to go anywhere, my appointment was cancelled 
what are you going to do instead then? 
yoinks squeak
am i going crazy or is the bloom hairs fringe changed ?? its asymetrical now ?? i hate it its my fav hair why ;w;
you'd better be taking squeak to... grandma which is soon 
it's just a new hairstyle, unique to 2024 bloom
go back to bed probably
either that or seethe about steelix as always
oh wow the server is so sassy
i mean the bloom sakura hair , the fringe looks asymetrical when im 99% sure it wasnt
I mean, do you have a picture of what it looked like before
it does have a bit of a slant to it
season's done i think i can forget about candle runs for a while
got nothing you're looking forward to soon?
yea i just checked, its always been there, idk how i never noticed it was my hair for a year , ignore me XD
My brain gonna explode from seeing the word "sassy" and by the mask that's too much fr 
I was looking forward to spring weather but now it suddenly shows snow coming later this week 
Hello, Sassies
how are you doing on this Sassy day 
Alright guys so today we gone have attitude ✨ a very sassy day indeed 
im feeling sassly 
well there's dancing performer but i think my candle count is already set for that after conversion day
at this point i just hop on sky to grab the event currency
...You mean you're not excited for sassy?! 
i mean to be fair i could probably take a month hiatus and be fine 
Yo anyone know why sky on pc is being sassy now?
Its asking me to purchase it but when i press on purchase it just throws me into the store 
go ask the help channel they'd know more than a chat channel 
pc sky is still in beta! the shop hasnt been fully set up yet
Hello Sassy Cozy

I turned [age + 1] today
(This is for real, promise 😅)
Oh i mean the game
On steam
im new so this might be stupid question but can i meet the person again after we have lit candles?
