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Nice and Toasty
Mine has a very flat head
My first ever Neuro merch 
(I thought that title would go to the Lava Lamp, but here we are)
Tutel decided to get on my blåhaj's head
🌌

Bruh my Banana Rum order is half empty
His lifeless, judging gaze is staring right into my soul, distracting me from work.
Every 5 minutes I hear a voice asking me for money... and rum.
For some reason I can't take my eyes off his back.
I am concerned...
Send help

-# still need to take some cute pictures with the whole group
He's strapped in.
vedal on my shoulder lol
Got this guy in the mail today I’ll open him up when I get home and put him with the twins
Newborns can have a rare condition called microcephaly, where the baby's head is smaller than the standard size. Although the likelihood of this condition in the United States is only 1 in 1,000, fate can always play a cruel trick.
This is what I thought when I first saw Vedal's head.
I was advised to put him in an orphanage, but I felt so sorry for him that I couldn't bring myself to write the application. And as they say, every family has its flaws.
That's how meme-like he is…
The downside was that I put him in front of a computer, but for some reason he didn't write any code
This bed is comfortable (Ill Stay) 

He arrived
Here he is
Ya need to sale those socks lol
He hath arrived
My
has arrived.
His nubs are too short for the socks.
conquering places one room at a time
lil bro finally arrived
😭
He arrive
He hath cometh to turn the holy duo into a holy trio
Its here😱😱😱
The reveal pic🙏🙏🙏
Two for the two twins
Omg he's a little pancake boy
The whole family is together! 
I love the little vacuumated flat Vedal
😭 😭
Tutel came home lesgo

Flat tutel spotted
vedal plush has claimed its spot
It's flat fuck fri.. tuesday?
Cats and ved- OMG STOP NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i just gave Vedal a prolonged massage 
My aqua plushie arrived yippee 💙
welp looks like he found the bar
He has arrived.
This little fella has a home safe from milk, eggs and AI controlled cars to nibble his chicken bakes in peace
I think i know what my niece was trying to draw
I put him on my head🤣🤣🤣
He arrived
HE WATCHES
Get flipped, nerd
Finally acquired merch of the 3 best vtubers!!
Hoponsquishabandonedarchive
Sacrifice has to be made for fluffy tutel
update: it work really well
tutel
My tutel pancake has arrived
Neuro watching the latest BA Arcie stream!~
Chat should I let vedal out of his prison
I kinda wanna kick it
my pancake arrived
He crushed
Vedal has claimed his rightful place in my growing collection!

Dumbass turtle
Post dryer photo. Also if you feel a knot of cotton in the plushie, get your finger deep in there and break them apart.
At last
my
finally arrived!
my Miku doesn't seem to like the british tutel, she kicked him and called him a tu*t 
they made up! 
Today he came.
Neuro told me, to keep him warm.
Am I doing this right?
All hail our overlord Evelyn. 
Finally got mine!
Tutel caught coding and watching his daughter’s stream at the same time
Tutel has good taste in e-sports!
Finally got him
Finally together! 
He looks down upon me in shame
Squeesh
the spot has been claimed
Second vedul arrived!!!

Now jar vedul and squish vedul hanging out
tutel gaming
You don't want to know what I'm gonna do to this guy tonight
I think my cat likes him
Don’t think my cat likes them
Tutel doing very important job of holding my headset while it charges.
Oh, a kawaii T-shirt 
The 6 have arrived 
I got my turtle! HOW IS HE SO SOFT AND FLUFFY!?!?!
I already posted my tutel but here's my cat with neuron and ved. she's cute you must look at her
wheek vedalllll wheek (her name is callie)
Bro is keeping an eye on this spider I caught while I went to hang with the boys
Mine finally arrived
Cookef
neurotic flight (to japan)
Dog on turtle violence
neuron in japan
Tutel accompanying me on my trucky journey. Glad to have him aboard 

Bad camera quality, but it just arrived 
help
Figured out this carrying method
corpa
My Tutel arrive!
I should've bought Anny's plush to have the full family 
Goin on a trip
Oh how the chairs have flipped
Tutel finally arrived (since I’m Australian it took a lil while)
neurotic tokyo
He’s in Atlanta now
Neuro fumo met Ina fumo!!!
Tutel arrived to Argentina
Happy Tutel 🐢
Guys I need help the person we pay to clean our house committed the atrocity of stinging an f-ing pin (📌 but black) in my Vedal plushie; and as you can see in the linked picture, the damages are visible. What can I do ?
—————-
Note : we have evidence of this person’s guilt.
Heading back home
My little sister likes to put my Vedal plush into funny situations in my bedroom, so i can smile when i come back from work
Road trip selfie (but without leaking my face lol)
Vedal plush pose in nature
He's arrived!
The finest spot for Evil
Turtle arrived today, I knew he was flat but I didn't realise quite how flat he actually was. I love him tho, he's very soft and fluffy (when he's not vacuum packed in a bag)
And also here's my cat and tutel chilling, and tutel sitting on-top of my sister's head with two of my other plushies 🩷 :>
SO HAPPY, just received my Flat Tutel
My tutel came with me to work and supervised the sorting of children's robotics parts
Vi-dull on vaca from the twins
Images with an oddly threatening aura. At least he put respect on the name
If you have problems with your plushie then contact Juniper support. Please keep chatting out of this channel.
I replaced the home page ui of Minecraft with the picture of neuro
Tutel-ception
today is the Mid Autumn Festival in China, so Vedal brought me a mooncake in my flight meal
Happy Mid Autumn Festival to all of the Chinese swarm and international swarm!
Finaly got my vedal plush. He'll get good in no time(I hope). It was a long trip for him through China
Was wondering why my Vedal plush hadn’t arrived yet and decided to check the tracking. If anyone else is still waiting on theirs make sure you check the tracking. I already contacted Juniper and am waiting to hear back from them.
Finally got my Tutel plush
🟢
🟩
After numerous sorting delays, I FINALLY received my pancake. Yum yum
Vedal and car go brr (my first time driving)
afaik USPS had a systems error, Juniper should have reached out to all affected customers (~115) so check your spam if you haven't received anything or reach out to escalations@hellojuniper.com
Same here but my bag didn't come with the turtle paperboard ☹, probably stolen by customs (classic) or lost in the middle of the shipping.
Trapped 🙂
Tutel started to unflatten, had to prevent it 
My sister striked again. This time she made a mob boss tutel.
The little note says "you have until thuesday 8:30AM"
Disclaimer for mods, this is grass from the garden in that bag.
after weeks stuck in shipping I finally have tutel
It looks like a dinosaur head
flat FUCK
made some pancakes for neuro 🥞 (evil got some off camera as well) @crimson snow can also get one
Hmmm tutel pancake
got back from japan and unsquished my venval plushii
my little sister is back at it again. This time she made some sort of Veedul cult leader thing lol.
The post it on the monitor reads "We were waiting for you, Ô noble sacrifice".
Mr. Ved has finally arrived in Siberia.
Hôtel tutel
Celebrated my Birthday with Neuro! (Candles are wrong)
Lava lamp is home 
And I just realized I don't really need the additional adaptor 
Tutel and dinosaurs
Happy 5th birthday 😂
first vedal excursion
M.Tutel finding his place on top of M.No-Face.
tutel on da mountain
hi
no typing please
if you're not posting merch, back to #general-network or #neurotic-neurons
Buccee and Vedal watching fire.
Picked up my mail from my sisters place finally!
vedal ride
Vedal at the theatre with alcohol and on the train
Accidentally saw
Vedal plush finally home, already doing IT support
Vedal what in the world are you doing with mug mug
Plush Pyramid
Family
She's done it again lol
Always so nice to see these situations when i come.back from work xD
Vedal beanie
Keeping an eye on the manga
Tutel found His favorite Spot
Tutel 
SS: @flat granite
Tutel eating plastic straw

Cute Tutel
I cant tell which is the real one
First neuro plush concert
At first mine got taken by usps for counterfeit postage, but juniper sent another and this lil guy is just chillin!!!
Can it be?
My lamp is also shipping!!! Expected 26th
I just got a mail about it
mine is shipping at <t:1761027000:t> (<t:1761027000:R>)
estimated delivery is 1-2 weeks for germany (<t:1761635400:R>-<t:1762240200:R>)
keep chatting to a minimum in here please!
I hope he re-releases the lamps. I missed out on my chance to get one
Is the lavalamp app public yet? Where can I download it?
Edit: nvm, I remembered that there will be a qrcode on the box.
Perhaps I was not clear enough. NO chatter in here please!
-# does this count as merch pic?
LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO HIM
Excited

Neuro and Arona!
Tutels hard at work
Hmm is it normal that my lava lamp is not lavaing at all
Make sure to turn it on in the app, then let it heat up for 1-2h
This is literally the definition of tranquility. 
what is happening with my LavaLamp, I swear i have seen a SF shipping order one day,but now it is gone?
Lava Boink
A shipment is on the way, lavalamp hype
Late, but finally 
It works 
Is it supposed to stay like this?
Give it more time to heat up, its always like that in the beginning
It's working now 
too negative latency
Scoured artist alley at mcm and bought all the neuros i saw 
Where'd you find the chocolate? I could only find the keychain
yay
It was another booth that wasnt too far from the other one - forgot where tho
Lava lamp arrived, and it's cool as hell 
@sonic sail
swarm, I need a bita help, swarm control is not detecting lava lamp tm, any first debug steps?
I almost lost my faith that I'll get this dude cuz I had to use third party with no tracking (cuz of an unsupported country and to make it cheaper), but in the end, he's here, as squished as promised
Lava lamp has arrived 
my spy camera is here
It is finally here, and a day earlier than promised! Now just need to wait for the wax to melt!
Loving the lava lamp! 
finally got my lamp LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Got my lamp todayy.
No joke as soon as 27 Oct stream started this happened. It was set to stream sync for a couple hours then as soon as this first bubble happened the stream started and it changed color. Cinema.
Hope it can last a while
Ah slow mode. Ignore mess :v
For some reason my lamp doesn't heat up
It takes a couple hours!
I hope that I get my email in the Next days that the Lava Lamp is shipped when I See all the Lamps allready 🙂
So I got my lamp, looks awesome once it heats up, I really like the default green glow it has, only problem I have is that it's not syncing up to the app, I get an infinite "searching for lamp" screen, does anyone know where I can resolve this?
Happy happy happyyyy
lava lamp (box) with my cat
😎
Anyone knows how long we can run the lava lamp without damaging it?
manual says to not run more than 10 hours.
guess I somehow missed that lol

Got my lava lamp!!!
and after some messing around I got it synched to the app
Anyone else noticed some steam/smoke when heating it up. My first guess is that its fine and will stop, bur just wondering. It is mostly just visible when lifting up the glass.
Got a mail that my lava lamp got delivered 2h ago
but need to wait until Sunday as am not in home for Halloween 
I don't want to be that guy, but i have watched that video around 30 times now and I am pretty sure what you are seeing is just light reflecting back to the heater from the glass. I tried it on mine and it looks very similar, this is just my speculation i don't mean anything by it.
thanks for checking. I know it is really bad to see but i was looking at this.
Either way. It has stopped now. 
The little instruction book it came with said it would do this on first time use on the Care and Operation page. I'd only start worrying if it keeps happening
Missed that, thanks
Finally got my Neurosama lava lamp as well, it was nicely packed and i love the box as well. Took a bit to connect to the app but once connected it was all good. Right now after about 2 hours the first bubbles started to show and im glad i bought it.

Anyone having issues with connecting / pairing your lamp —> https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376
Look what I just got!
(update: company is replacing it
)
they must have kicked the shit out of that box for it to break that badly
That really really sucks. Hope you can get a refund/replacement
It arrived, I was surprised because they didn't send a shipping confirmation and no update on order page
His eyes were pleading for freedom. 
And now I’m being watched… 
It's working, not lavaing yet and I need to wait for support to help me connect it to the app because there some issue. But it already looks cool (or hot)
@young night Appreciate it! i created a ticket and have somebody on your side assisting already
I'll add photo of tutel here as well
lol yup! Poor little tutel… 
It just appeared in the app after some time and also started lavaing. Looks amazing
Shocked that the bottle survived after whatever the box had been through 
The turtle has finally joined my collection
Lava lamp on its way while already being home and online 

Just got a mail, that my lamo is on it's way. Let's hope, it will arrive vor the stream on Halloween. 
Shrine is growing 
Mine came with her hair in it other than that it looks good when fully set up
I got an issue with my lavalamp
should I contact Juniper Creates or someone on the discord?
IT CAME LETSGOOOO 
Introducing the Neuro-Sama nukalamp 
Errr guys why is mine forming a tornado-
that’s just the secret doomsday device evil snuck into some of the lamps dwbi

Neuro lamp is finally here. Had some trouble syncing but works.
If the app gives you an error, check your wifi router main page. The lamp was actually connected to the wifi and i still got a sync error but after a moment and a froce sync, the lamp showed up in the device list. Try this if you have the same issue.
NOW! BE ADVISED!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️
PLEASE DO NOT USE THE INCLUDED TRAVEL ADAPTER. ITS AN ACTUAL ELECTROCUTION HAZARD.
⚡️⚡️⚡️
The us and uk prongs dont lock when the euro prong are extended and will interconnect which will give you exposed 230V AC. If you touch that, no GFCI will trigger. Please someone tell vedal this so he can give a warning about this issue.
PLEASE GET A PROPER ADAPTER OR GET A 12V 3A POWER SUPPLY NATIVE TO YOUR SOCKETS
We out here
Hi there, our team is currently looking into this.
In the meantime, if the unused prongs on your travel adapter do not retract or lock securely into the adapter when another set of prongs is extended, please contact our support team so we can ensure we follow up with everyone who may be affected.
Thank you for the response. As far as I can tell the prongs stay inside but nothing prevents you from extending both.
Just a heads up cause this might create legal problems in countries with strict regulations, especially if someone actually gets hurt. Nothing wrong with the lamp itself as i see it. 
Hello! Where do we go for lavalamp tech support with syncing issues? I see @young night are in here, I've just pinged them an app log on email via their contact page, also what seems to be the main error to Vedal on X. Not actually sure who wrote the app so who I should be asking. It seems to use some sort of online IoT service called Tuya... maybe they are best to ask about it? Any advice good. Ta!
hum 
Finally got my vedal plush! Will look great next to evil plush
Thanks I found it not long after posting. They were extremely helpful and I got it going eventually. Three cheers for the resync button!
got mine too today 
sync was kinda weird, but the step 2 of the sync FAQ made it work somehow!
The lava lamp came but it won’t connect to my iPhone it says it needs permissions for my Bluetooth I’ve turned permissions on but still says it needs Bluetooth permissions I’m sooo confused I do love the look of the lava lamp just wish it would connect
get warm 
Mine getting warm-ish enough just in time it seem
It came
Got email abt it being dispatched yesterday, tracker said I'd have to wait at least until November 7th... Didn't expect to get it so soon 
Mine just got started but it has finally arrived
Does look pretty good once it's going, Gj
Arrived today 🐶 


Is there a way to make the lamp automatically change colors outside of neuros streams or is that not a feature yet? :p
got it today, it is so cool and prettyyy, the colors also look really nice in a darker room
edit: ugh it didnt post the video, i'll post later
Anyone know how quick juniper responds to emails? Royal mail doing the usual and messing up my lava lamp delivery. Can't get in touch with them about it. Hoping juniper can look into it
My turn!
Is there currently any neuro and evil official merch still available anywhere? Been wanting some for a while now 👀
That feature will come in future updates
Received my own lamp an hour ago! 
Got lucky, I should be sleeping at this hour but I've been playing Uma instead 
I'm still too tired to wait for it to warm up the first time so maybe I'll just take another picture later when it's running
I still have no clue where to put it either actually
Just received my lava lamp so excited !
Am I doing it right?
any one can help me my lava lamp won't sync with my app ?
Lava Lamp arrived today!
Connected all the way from Western Australia. ❤️
yep solve it i'm just dumb
You lava lamp seems to act Australian 
I'm kinda stupid...
My Lamp just arrived, but after I opened it, it accorded to me, that I made a mistake.
I'm living in germany and selected the UK plug for whatever reason.
Now I have to go and buy an adapter. 
Same here.. i thought i was supposed to get an adapter
edit: apparently the included travel adapter was a dangerous one anyway so dont feel too bad about it
Yeah. I now bought one from "Brennenstuhl".
Finally got mine!
It's here!

Hi there, please use the designated base which is designed to heat the contents slowly and evenly. Using other methods to heat the lamp can cause the glass to crack.
Better?
My lamp is already starting to yellow... I didn't run it for too long, and I've let it cool down, how tf do i un-yellow(?) it 😭
It’s bigger than I thought

my lavalamp been on for 2½ hours now and its not doing the thing yet
edit: its doing the thing!
First time might take longer than 2 hours
Just got the lavalamp now and pulged it in! super excited
I never thought I’d buy an IOT lava lamp
just got my lamp, love the don't drink sticker at the top
I've got the lamp! Yay! Just gotta find a good place to put it. I was planning on putting it in this shelf but it's just barely too small
LETSGO !
I had a few problems connecting but after a few tries multiple plugging and unplugging, it finally connected, I'm so happy it looks amazing!. I love the app too very well done

That's probably the reason, why the lamp turns on 2h before a stream starts, if sync is enabled.
Shouldnt the lamp optionally flash a few times or something when stream starts? just an idea. could be a toggle in the app
Arrived a day early from what I expected. The power adapter thingy looks kinda questionable for me and my finlandball though. I'll probably replace it eventually
i thought mine was faulty because it was so dim but nah its just the wax blocking it for now

I got mine

Still plugged it in and turned to appropriate color while vedal is talking about a collab with mimi. No app sync problems for me. The heating element is hella slow though
thats not a neuro lava lamp
Should i kill them, boss? 

ive tried connecting the lava lamp to the app but it wont flash red even when ive unplugged it 30 times
so when i plug it in it should turn on the lights right away and heat right? cuz its not doing anything
(the lights also dont work)
It takes like 2 hours before it heats up fully!
Just got mine
Rapidly unplug and replug it 3 times
after the third time it should start flashing in about 5ish seconds
does the stream sync need the lamp to be fully heated ? it just turned it red and it stays that way
it will stay red and thats how you know its on
It will not change colors during Evil's Streams (I am uncertain if this is subject to change)
If any of you are having trouble with pairing the lamp or the app itself head here btw! https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376
but the lights should turn on immediately right? because they are still out
the lamp turns on automatically 2h before any Neuro stream, both heat and lights turn on, tho it will stay red until Neuro actually makes it any color. It will not react in any way when Evil is streaming, you need to turn it on manually if you want it to light on a Evil stream. Also mods can we remove the 30min slow mode here, don't think we need it anymore 
^
Lavaaaaa
So, when set to sync does the lamp turn on and off on its own? Or should I worry about unplugging it to stay under the “don’t run more than 10 hrs” in the guide?
Edit: Awesome thank you, just got mine today but haven’t gotten home yet to test it out 🙂
if sync is on it should turn off directly aftrer the stream
(mine did)
and it turns on 2 hours beforehand to heat it up
so the lamp runs for a total of 4 1/2ish hours
LETSGOOO
Its alive! But it needs me to keep my phone on 2.4 GHz wifi instead of my usual 5 G that's kinda annoying
You could use a cheap used tablet to control it, that way you don't have to mess with phone internet,I do the same with some of my gadgets and Bluetooth speakers, good to know though
My lamp is here! (Ignore the other merch I was taking a photo for something else)
Lamp is here
My lamp's water is yellowing quite badly, is this normal?
This is the third power/heat cycle.
That’s so lame, it’s an $80 lava lamp :(
This should not be the case, you don't need to be on the same wifi as the lamp after the initial successful pairing. I can turn my lamp on and off from anywhere in the world
So... my lamp also arrived... and it was left uncovered in the rain... 😢
Thankfully the inner box appears to be dry and undamaged

Havent turned it on yet cause im aussie and dont trust the adapter (very cautious about that kinda stuff)
Getting one tomorrow from thr same brand i use for my rog charger
I seem to have received the lewd model
it's here
Me too.. (it turned normal after a while i have no issues with it!)
Instant setup and fiddling with the wifi.
Get a different travel adapter, as the one provided by juniper seems unsafe
looks fine to me
what in particular seems wrong with it?
Are you building a shrine for neuro
I can't stop looking, it's mesmerizing.

No, that's just the most aesthetically pleasing place (where the lamps are protected from cats), in my apartment.
i just watched 16 little blobs come off it and each time pulled the tower a bit higher, it took about 5 mins for the mass at the top to break the tower in half and fall back down
I'm having trouble connecting my lamp. Any help?
Not mine, uploading on behalf of amaamasharku. Tutel getting stomped on, and beheaded
My Lava Lamp arrived today and I love it ❤️
Holy hell, it jump scared me when I opened the package. So happy. It seems a little bit wet, maybe just condensation but feel like it comes from the glass opening. Surely nothing will go wrong when I connect it. Clueless
I need help I got a notification for The lamp is out for delivery but its they are in the incorrect state!
Edit: I belive this is resolved now. Seems my tracking through the shop app was not aware of a change in tracking number when the package switched delivery service to Gofo Express for final mile delivery and was instead using the last known package location of the old tracking number.
Hi there, please reach out to our support team (https://neurosama.junipercreates.com/docs/contact) for assistance.
🎃 Happy Halloween
Did some pumpkin carving with Evil today 
-# Neuro said she was sleepy and would sit this one out. Hope she's feeling alright.
Wishing everyone a spooky Evening 

I am loving this so much!

I've never had a lava lamp before and i didnt know they were this hypnotic LOL
There's even a Chinese version of the instruction manual.
It's trying so hard. Come on, you got this
Last hour of prep before steam. Lava lamp heating up does silly things when not fully hot
the lamp be like a moodring
lava lamp arrived, however the included drink was not very tasty
7/10
first bubble 
it's doing something now. but it looks different. Don't know. But nonetheless cool
The whole gang together!
check out my lamp guys!!!
Man... That sucks. 
Also, that glass is surprisingly thin.
contact support

Thank you Vedal 🙏🏻

...now to find a safe space for it
Its so peak
different angle bc people asked
Why isn't there a red light? I've been trying for a long time

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO. Time to wait for the blobs to start moving a bit more
Its so perfect that they shipped on halloween
Lamp arrived Halloween night. 
man, people are getting their lava lamps and my vedals haven't even shown up yet
My Lava Lamp arrived today, i let it warm up naturally to room temperature as stated in the manual before turning it on.
I'm really excited what the results are, as i see y'all amazing videos.
The lamp finally arrived 
Lamp
Ready for his next flight
I just goit 🙂
ITS HERE <3<3<3
Yay
Its finally here!
my lamp arrived! I'll post a pic when the lava is movin' around later
Have had my lava lamp for 2 days now and I'm in love with it.
My lamp isn’t lavaing
It takes 2 hours to heat up, first time might take longer
Juniper said they'll send me a replacement <3
Honestly it might’ve been left out overnight at my door so it was in like 30 degree weather
IT'S HERE 
MY LAVA LAMP FINALLY ARRIVED!!!
Got mine today! 
Er is the coil supposed to be up like that I don’t wanna turn it on if it’s not supposed the be that way 
That just means that the wax flipped during shipping, It will settle back at the bottom once it melts. Mine was like that too, took a little long for it to melt since the coil was not as close to the heater element, but its not an issue
(you can also flip it yourself)
It’s growing an arm I am worried
THE EVIL ENERGY GROWS
its so mesmerising to look at 
It would be cool if we had an option in the app to let the lava lamp automatically change color even when neuro isn't on stream


So it's been about 8 hours since I've plugged in my lava lamp and it's still not making bubbles nor is it hot, the glass nor base of it is hot, am I supposed to take of this thing on the front that looks like a cover to a button? or is mine just not working?
Does it light up?
(also the button isnt real)
also check here! https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802
Such a beauty, can't wait for it to cool tf down and put it with my figures lol
After running for a couple hours
I might be the world record
Have you turned off the power in the app? contact support
Lamp
How likely is it that I can get a replacement since the lamp arrived broken? Still waiting on a response from juniper support since it arrived on the weekend (marked spoiler to not make people sad, let me know if this isn't the appropriate channel)
Edit: figured I'd update this, got a response from Juniper, sent them the screenshots, they mentioned the possibility of replacement but still waiting for more info
Update 2: it's been a few days since I sent the screenshots, I sent one email each day and haven't heard back from support since Sunday...
Update 3: they responded again and are sending a replacement. I guess they just left the ticket for the lady who works the weekend since it was started on the weekend?
i don't think they do a cointoss.. you'll probably get a replacement
LETSGOOOOOO

I didnt even get a shipping notif (ive been checking) but it showed up on my porch today!!!
Got it up and running, really love it 🙂 always a nice ping that stream is starting! 
video from last night
it is here!!!
My lamp wont connect 😭😭😭
My lava lamp arrived yesterday (I was working) but I share with you photos that I took before sleeping
The Lava Lamp is Lava Lamping yipeee
Just in time for night shift!
And look at it this way. If they can't get your replacement, you've still got a really cool, awesome light that will. Change based on the color that neuro is outputting.
Egg
so apparently my lavalamp fought a war before arriving but it is intact (just the blob of wax that broke somehow, probably due to the shocks, will probably melt back to normal)
Can't wait to test it later 
In memory
Just plugged it in
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
• Make sure you have assembled the lamp securely!
• Keep the lamp away from children and pets!
• Keep the lamp away from any ledges to ensure that you wouldn’t accidentally knock it over!
• Enjoy your lava lamp! 
It's lavaving
Yay the lavalamp's here
Also my cat likes the box
"Also my cat likes the box"
it came with the lamp, because you are the winner
Why has it turned slightly yellow after the first 5 hours on 
It’s normal, will not disappear, will not interfere with functionality, you will not like the color tho
i love my piss bottle 
Warming up 
It finally arrived
Here's a video I took of it in the dark after it heated up
Guys is it ok if glass is not sitting tight on a base. It shaking like crazy
I can't seem to connect my lava lamp to the app. It never flashes red 
It’s not safe, you will end up like him #merch message, contact juniper support or check out #1432287162753351802
Mine finally arrived. But man the adapter for EU socket is massive do you guys think it would be fine to get another power supply with the same specs for it?
If you gotta ask, I would not chance that. Try another travel adapter?
Well it says it puts out 12V at 3 amps so if I just get one with these specs it should theoretically be just fine
Arrived, assembled, and heated! Can't wait to smoke weed and stare at this all night
lamp monsters
ranibow spimkle
ok this might be a dumb question but do I have to unplug the lamp to turn it off or is there a setting in the app im missing? nvm i found it
Idk if its https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802 related or https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376 related - but try searching in these threads, when nothing found you can ask in there sry, didnt read until the end 
Only took a couple hours to heat the first time. I love it so much 🥹
Only had SIX postal stickers on top of each other

Sure is nice knowing there's no possible way Vedal broke even on this one lol
Also, that box is probably the highest quality box I've ever seen, goddamn
I don't even remember what I paid for the lamp anymore, but I'd probably pay that price just for the box the lamp came in
i am truly speechless man, it arrives exactly at my birthday... (its already 4th of november in Australia currently)
thank you juniper and vedal.
SHES UP!
Arrived!!!
Wow pink is a really pretty color for the lamp
Somehow got it to connect after an hour of trying; it’s glorious

Lamp acquired
Bro I forgot i ordered this, and i cant even use it yet cause im moving tomorrow
BTW EU prongs on that adapter are dangerous. You can flip out EU and UK prongs at the same time and get nice exposed 230V to kill somebody with.
I have the same adapter, do you think I can use another adapter instead? I have this, just wanna ask for safety.
The adapter you sent a picture of is completely fine since it only has eu prongs, I have a identical one just from a different brand. The issue with the one included with the lamp is that it has many different prongs that can pop out
i see thank u. Imma use this adapter then. Much oblige for the help.
I meant the adapter the lamp ships with
My lava lamp finally arrived !!
I only need an Evil plush to complete the set. 
Anyone else having this problem? 
Yippee 
About time.
it arrived safely, i'm so happy 
-# tho i never had to chase down the delivery driver because he drove past my place twice, so that was ... fun
it looks so nice
time to heat it up
is vedal spiderman
If I put electric tape on the uk and us prongs will it make it safe?
A good day 
IT'S HERE!!!

(Got here, while I was in the bathroom, barely a half hour before stream, so just temporarily on a random table, near where I'm sitting
. Set it up during few mins after stream started) 
it arrived
Dude I love the fact that the lava lamps can connect to the stream
Finally started flowing. Took most of the stream, though
How long does it take for it to look like an actual lava lamp, and is it normal for it to initially smell like burning?
yeah says so in the manual too
yeah that smell should wear off after a few uses
Does anyone know if I HAVE to split my WiFi into 2.4 & 5 G to pair the lamp?
yes you need a 2.4g connection for the lamp
My wifi is set for 2.4 and 5 and it connected fine. Didn't need to split
lamp :D
-# read the manual
I can't seem to get mine to sync. I even created a guest 2.4ghz network and connected my phone to that and tried to sync the lamp and no luck. The lamp flashes red about 10 times and then goes back to green and the app doesn't show connection....
I didn't get the lava lamp in time but I got a new setup with my turtle

ngl this is my first lava lamp and this thing got me staring for hours, shits trippy.
My lamp won't go into pairing mode no matter how many times I unplug wait for 3 secs and plug back in. It's just green
my cat knocked over my lamp and it shattered what do i do now?
Got it finally.
For some reason the shop app was showing Concord Australia instead of Concord, California || a little bit of a dox I know. I know ||
Never had a lama lamp before so I thought this looked pretty cool
My Neuro Lava Lamp came
I love the box it came in
It won’t connect :(
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376 and read the 📌
@ashen sphinx @shell summit
It’s here!
Should I let this cold-blooded creature out?
I am gonna spend SO much time looking at this while drinking vodka, it's so mesmerising
Heart heart heart ❤️
I found out where my plushie was, and now I have him
-# My mom had him, kept forgetting she had it.
my biggest problem with da lava lamp is its too pretty and i want to keep it on all the time 😭
10 hours on only remember.
Anyone else's lava lamp really dim?
Mines a little warped and got like a scar but if I turn it around you can't see it
ask in https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802
here is not the right place
Castle doctrine EU style.
Hehe myes. Heh quite mmmmm yeh hehehe indeeeed mnyeeeas , exquisite hmmm yes mmmhhhh
Should do it with the Neuro version 
Lava lamp arrived!
L a m p T i m e
HOLY
People with broken lava lamps looking on in envy 
works great
took a little bit to get my wifi working with it but no issues now
Lava lamps! 1-up 1-down
Took some time, but my lava lamp is now lava lamping 
Lamp in the dark
Yep it’s turned into a piss bottle now om
Still Love it tho XD warmer color helps with sleep i guess 
Lamp
Do I have the record for the most scuffed lava lamp setup so far?
What I had to do to make it work: add an entire second router coming off of the main router with an ethernet cable to provide the lamp with its very own WiFi access point, because no matter what I did the lamp would not accept the main WiFi
SHES FINALLY HOME!!
Its real, authentic gamer girl water in there now. Can't get a better lava lamp than that
Well there goes my plans for the day
my lamp just got here !
Finally getting spoilered by my lamp live on stream. 
How do I connect my lamp to WiFi?
From wifey for our 3rd anniversary 
download the app 'SwarmSync' first
more QnA are available here
Lavalamp hardware https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802
Swarm Sync https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376
It finally arrived! 
What are these small particles in there I’ve just noticed 
It's definitely turning yellow, but I still like it
neuro tries to connect the lamp with the HP iPAQ
Vibing to the stream with the lava lamp
Lamp has been on pretty much since I got it, ngl its really yellowed, first time testing Link to Stream as this Rob collab aligns with my Australian timezone slightly ( its still 12:46am ).
@obsidian wind hi
still waiting for my vedal plush but i had this turtle slap bracelet so i put it on it
My lava lamp on the third day after 4 hours on the thing floats up and down and when I connect it it makes suspicious figures
Juniper is sending a replacement!

finally got him, perfect next to my piss lamp
Why is my water yellow? Is anyone else’s lava lamp like that?
At long last, the blessed day is here! The Goddess has smiled upon my pleas and answered them true. I’m ever so pleased with your product, yet getting it all the way to land of sunflowers and wheat farms was quite the feat. Perhaps the guild of merchants by the name of Juniper might find it within their wisdom to ease the paths of trade to these distant fields, that future blessings may travel swifter to our shores.
It’s time to bring the lamp home!!!! Hopefully it won’t break in the flight

hi where is the chanel for problemme with the lava lamp? I don't see it and mine choose to break mid stream
Thank you Juniper! Replacement lamp arrived 
A fine a addition to the collection ( I had a plasma globe too for evil but that sh** shattered)
Disco Lava Lamp, at beginning of stream 
I finally got my Vedal plush (shipped it to my parents house and I finally visited them)
Exploring underground (no he isnt looking at that woman its bad timing)
Well, Seems that I have an exploding lava lamp 💥 (that is also very yellow) 
yay
Finally got mine today 
Took a minute to set up, especially to get it into pairing mode, but as soon as I got that it was all smooth-sailing
Now waiting for it to do its lava thing
Greetings, lurker here. My nurlamp came with a moskito inside. Will post heated up moskito results
-# no chatting here please!
Neuro lamp arrived to my work place intact, can't wait to set it up when I get home 
My lamp is kinda flaccid today 
Vedal on Kraton or somthing idk i forgor
Vedal is ready for the weekend.
#BananaRum
Lava lamp arrived in one piece 🙏 it was worth the wait (and every cent the Customs took from me)
First time I can catch a stream live since getting the lava lamp.
On the app, do i need to turn on just sync mode for it to turn on automatically 2 hours before stream?
Sync Mode, then you can set it power off. It would turn on automatically like 2 hrs before stream to warm up
Peak happiness
You seeing this, nuero fumo?
Experimenting a bit, supervised by the Tutel!
Raw honey-infused aged gin, Swiss banana liqueur, angostura & walnut bitters.
Hi there, please reach out to the Juniper Support team https://neurosama.junipercreates.com/docs/contact
I've already done it, thanks for your support
Can someone help me? I can't login the Swarm Sync APP.
I register a account in a phone, and I switch a new phone, then I try login my account from my new phone but it just stuck in login interface.
Generally a big fan of colors and these are my absolute god tier favorite colors for the lamp 
Finally arrived 
It finally arrived!!!
My first lava lamp and this one is even more special because it's the neuro one 
He's having dinner
it's finally Here 😄
Got it today pogcrazy, and it already got its piss color 😋 😋 in under a day
Rip my lava lamp. It doesn't work anymore. The goo inside has gone hard and stopped changing. Don't know if this is going to become a common thing. Hopefully juniper can replace just the glass bit since I assume it's easier to get than the main part.
#1432287162753351802
Is it getting warm at all?
Is neuro secretly living in my wifi?
it’s not stream time yet and my lamp just suddenly changing colors 
Vedal testing in prod
Hello, clumsiest guy here, so only got to enjoy it for 9 days, but hey at least it’s something right, well… here’s how a broken lava lamp looks like. Big BIG facepalm on 7 am.
Neuro will not forgive me 
Me with the neuroCoffee
My replacement lamp arrived! Intact, this time, despite the best efforts of the courier. My father heard him throw it onto the porch, he could hear it thump and tumble... but it survived!

Just framed the tutel string bag
Tutelshine
My VedalAI™ branded Neuro-sama lava lamp next to my plasma globe in front of my wine rack
Guys, I didn't have rum, but I had a vision.
I really had to use the bathroom
My sister brought some minis back for me from the UK. 
Yay i got a vedal plush for my Birthday
Mimi plush and vedal on my xmas tree 
The family plus the Discord kitten
This game SUCKS
No rum, but the aqua vitae keeps him happy observing from his shelf.
Nuro giving me 2DL vodka knowing we'll be doing anything either of us finds silly after I drink it
and her dog
and her cat with 
Vedal on a cruise
Yikes
Contact Juniper support as soon as you can to possibly get a replacement!
Thanksgiving dinner with the twins, birds, und swine
turkey and turkey
Finally got most of my lava lamps
one yumyum long

I was wondering where I put my glasses...
It is time.
Night time on a tree
Getting the Christmas decorations ready
He finally arrived after so long.
Think he's kept compressed for too long.
Nuro is feeling that christmas vibe
What do I do if my lava lamp ain't lava'ing?
@random wave
I already did and it was connected from the beginning 
But no worries, 8h later and it works!!
Sadly it wasn't synced to yesterday's stream 
Shirts arrived
Unfortunately I had the school shirt over my hoodie but I had nuerosama hoodie underneath. Although she’s underneath my shirt Nuero merch made it to the big screen!
He is most definitely celebrating after that incredible Minecraft victory! 
vedal having a whimsical time outside
Merch arrived!! Shirts fit perfect, crewneck is a Lil tight. ❤️
Shirts and sweater arrived also one of my dogs
i got them a new mom
YEAHHH IT'S HERE!!!
new frens
Ummm
I bought the vedal plush when it released and I never got it are they still delivering or Sumin? And no I can’t check the delivery idk why 😭🙏
Contact support to find another way to check delivery, track down the
!
a photo taken on my phone
He's ready for Christmas

I love my pee lamp 💜 (i tried to get my evil/neuro keychains in the back
)
head face stand, and a turtle ready for Christmas
It turns out that the family makes for a good group of hat caddies. I tried to pair the hats appropriately, so Neuro got the Bluetooth beanie (there are headphones in it), Vedal got the English flat cap (for obvious reasons), and Evil got the "writer" hat (because I'm still impressed by "The Bells of Midnight").
You have unlocked new role
Hello, I could just be blind and missed it but I wanted to check:
Are the new t-shirt and crewneck shirts permanent additions to the shop? I have Christmas responsibilities so I’ll need to wait to buy them, but I’m not sure how long I have.
The items currently in the shop is planned to be permanent (So the Tee and Crewneck), it's the new merch coming on the 19th December that is going to be limited.
The grind never stops
Finally had an opportunity to set up this beauty
Vedal and his alcohol lol

(Christmas presents)
Its been pretty cold where I am lately and the Neuro Evil hoodie is quite literally the warmest thing I own. Credit where its due this thing is nice.
🖼️
I got Neuro an upgrade for her birthday, and bought myself a lil something too, but looks like someone already got his green stumps all over it 😒
Built a new bookshelf yesterday! The girls and Tutel get a shelf to their self 🥺🙏🏻💜💔
birthday!
Happy Birthday to Neuro
(and also Shiro!!!)
She's taking all our RAM!!! 
Tutel watching on the best device to watch it on
left one of my neuros with my brother ( forced it on him ) and he always had it halfway stuffed into its bag, so now its bangs are stuck like this lol
Are the current merch for the subathon preorders or do they ship immediately?? I'm so used to them being preorders lol
made snow vedal&neuro a few days ago 

Got them all in one place

Hi
wanna see me skate
Guys I think my jellyfish is dead... (quite funny how the wax formed)
Yummy
Congratz
Do we know how long this drop will be available for?
Until the subathon ends! (also you probably shouldnt use this text channel for chatting!)
You can see Neuro right?
My current state of mind rn
Just ordered some merch with my Christmas money 🤑🤑
Anyways enjoy jarred and sealed vedal plush
I just bought him a pair of daughters for Christmas!
(Keychain is for me mweheh)
Neuro n bird Keshmish
Kitted out tutel and twins for the holidays.
Tub of Ice cream sandwich…
I am poor now, ved can I borrow $20 please? ((Just kidding
witness the financial ruin you bestowed upon me tutel boy
My collection is growing. Waiting for that sync plasma globe.
Whilst resisting the makeship Neuro on the bay (£200), I did concede on a small accessory for Tutel, he seemed to like it.
My Christmas was great, also got the t-shirt of the same series and ordered the duality bundle !
smartest little pilot 
-# (absolutely insane gift from my whole family)
Keychains arrived 
keychains arrived early than estimated 
Just bought the key chain bundle with the duality shirt but oh boy are they gonna take a while lol thought I'd buy it on my birthday but maybe I should have ordered it earlier lol
Do the merch have hoodies fellas?
New Edition: The totem pole
Gottem 
They’re here 
surprise delivery just at nightime on new year eve huh, nice
Tutel on new years
W first delivery of the new year
4x weak to ice team
they have arrived 
didn't expect them to be this big, I'm very happy 
I just received these little gremlins ! 
Obtained

Ok, since Subathon made it past my payday, I did it.
I will now have:
-
8 Neuro
-
- 2 OG
-
- 3 Time Warp
-
- 1 Time Warp (missing bow, was sent replacement)
-
- 2 Duality
-
8 Eliv
-
- 4 OG
-
- 4 Duality

The chains hath arrived

now to wait for the plushies 
PSA for everyone about the keychains: They have a peelable protective layer
My worst nightmare, I knocked over my lava lamp
(I can replace the glass tube, the lamp still works)
CAKE!!!!~~~~
o7
My tops just arrived!!!
Work life
Rate my fit
I have no pants
I blame vedul
Finally my keychains have arrived^^

guys trying to order; what the tits are those shipping and taxes?
when I ordered the Tutel plushie those were negligible, like 5$ max
YIPPIE
:3
I hope she likes her new big brother.
Now I gotta buy a new backpack to put them on
-# small reminder: please don't chat here! merch posts only! thanks -- the mgmt.
The card designs are really cute. More cardboard hoarding 
the lamp (arrived just now) (thankfully in perfect condition)
They visited the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid in Memphis
My Tutel hanging out with some friends
Finally got them 
I finally decided to frame my favorite Neuro t-shirt
Wohoo 
ordered the love/hate keychain!
Newbie here. I’ve known about Neuro-sama since the early days, but I wasn’t really following closely and only came across bits of info now and then. A couple of months ago, I randomly joined a steam and something just clicked inside me, so I decided to stay. It’s an incredible active and friendly community and I’d like to be a part of it.
My shirts finally arrived 


just got them :) 
Hehe, just ordered mine as well! Cries in Polish tax 
Dame I didn't realize that the keychain were reversible. I would of bought all of them especially because of the discount. 🥲
Still happy though can't wait for them there so cute.
My keys are heavy, but worth it
I rode home during my lunch and collected them this is 1 / 2 sets.
I’m so happy 

I want you to come quickly!

excited
just arrived

almost got keychain too but shipping

waiting
don’t know which one to buy so i buy both 
Just ordered, can't wait for it to arrive
Anything for Evil 

Had to fix something I forgot to hide fully, but anyways- 
Shirt on the way 
21$=8.4s
Keychains are tempting too, but these are more important to me 
NVM I GOT THIS ONE AT LEAST 
MY DAD BOUGHT ME MERCH HELL YEAH 
Woo
Wait, you guys are getting the keychains already?
I put Vedal in a tree 🌳
Today was the last day of Neuro Subathon
Here is a vedal plush look at the sunset
POCHI
was only allowed to get 1 keychain but it was worth it
buy
Bought it back around Christmas forgot to post it here

Gone broke after 2 hype train 
But i have this (yes he still flat)
My neuro lamp fell off its stand and died 😭
buy,but the shipping cost is way too high,I don’t get why I still have to pay for shipping when I’m in China, and the shipping address is literally right near my house
At first I only wanted to get the Evil plush and the keychain
But then I was "noooo I need Neuro too"
So here we are
I got my keychains! Now we wait for the rest of the merch

FOMO got me.
I bought Neuro first, then I figured she'd be lonely on her own, so I had to get Evil as well. 
Frens
You may be able to get a replacement bottle if you ask nicely, I also had an accident some time ago and a new bottle is on the way.
It might've not been the best idea to bring the lamp to a convention
like this.
Replacement just arrived like this, is it a curse?
After a month in customs, they’re finally here.
I finally got around to properly sorting thru and storing my neuros, was quite the hassle
😭
took quite some difficulty making this.
Wasn't there a person with 100 neuros
Yes, it was you
https://www.rxddit.com/r/NeuroSama/comments/1khxc5d/holly_100_v_1/
Tutel & Tutel
Neuro at the latest Arcie stream!~ (Twitch edition)
Let's go my shirt come!!! And immediately got dog hair on it. 😅
Ok, my bundle come finally too. Waiting for the rest merch now
Still waiting on the merch but I got my tutel some Lego while waiting
Bringing emotional support tutel to the dentist :>
Trying something sophisticated. 
I spent four days in Nuremberg (Germany) for work and Neuro wanted to join me 
quality gaming
[remember to give your vedal its dosage of cute cat girl]
My collection of Neuro and Evil merch I gathered so far. I'm still waiting for the subathon merch (one of each item), and also a couple of fanmade things will be in production soon.
For now, I have:
- Neuro (first batch) and Evil fumo
- the lavalamp (there's only the box here on photos, the lamp is next to my desk)
- One set of fanmade merch made by Fashae - 2 acrylic stands, 3 posters, 2 stickers
- another set made by XiaomaCroz - 3 acrylic stands, 2 keychains
- a pack of Evil accessories made by Nenemu (Neuro pack soon? 👀)
- Neuro & Evil umbrella, with the design made by Lingyou -> art link
- custom-ordered tshirt with a printed art made by Amogha_Pasa (please vote for this art in Neuro awards, I will be very grateful ❤️)
I hope I didn't forget to credit anyone else. I will keep updating and adding new stuff to this shelf. Hell, maybe I will need another shelf for my stuff 
Finally got the family together 

my t-shirt has arrived
T-shirts have arrived 👀
Corpa tutel
Is it normal for it to take this long to process??
That’s how it’s been for me so I don’t know
🐢.zip




awesome
Got my shirt today! 
we’re all gettin shirts today eh?
Just came in 
Nice can't wait to get mine
Yippee this just arrived today after I got home from work 
Neuro at the latest Arcie Stream!~

the drip has arrived
Got t-neck and t-shirt but due to delevery issues Juniper refunded whole Duality bundle.
Last time (with lava-lamp) they contacted me and i was able to redirect delivery to my friend, who took order for me. This time they didn't ask and now i lost my drop
Sadge
made some chocolate hearts for the twins on valentines day 
-# am a bit too late and they are a bit scuffed, but they are done and are yummy, and i think the twins enjoyed them too 
Happy (late) valentines day swarm 

cutest little study buddy 
Yippee
Waiting to deflate
At a convention
Got the lava lamp :D
Ved and cat
while the t-shirt is on its way, the keychains go with me to work

Shirt
Neuro watching the latest Arcie stream! (Mint Included)
After a tough workday, he wanted something a bit stronger than his usual fare… 
she threw the new plush out the window and kept the bag when she saw this on it
Realized I haven't picked up him in a while he's a prey animal now
Banana rum vibes tonight 
Recovering from a surgery with her emotional support tutel
Tutel in the mountains! :D
Vedal made a friend
I gave random (not really) people my Neuro and Vedal fumo for a day, and this is what i got back
Evil Birthday! Love to Evil~
Just got a mail of this, not sure if this is the best channel to send it. but if some people dont know here you go
Take my money, I want this :D!
same^^
did it during first add... HYPE
pain. and yet i did it anyways
OMG on time
they're shipping 

it’s coming!!!
YIPPEE!
one of the things i bought is ready :3
Just ordered this little fella
The keychain is approaching
Got paid and did all the necessary bills and food and now I'm broke for the week 😅
Very fast delivery 
Where you get these?
You have unlocked new role
from the official shop earlier. There’s out of sale currently I guess.
Friend for 
arrived

I told myself I wasn't going to get the new Evil plush because I already ordered both subthon plushies but I got it in the end. I hope Neuro in the original outfit + Vedal will re-run some time too so I can have them all.
yessir
evil.zip? Evil.7z!
My Evil has arrived! And also her sweet home is ready!
neuro.zip
evil.zip
It arrived :3
LETSGO
Finally got em 
They’re finally here! (albeit a month earlier than initially told)
still waiting on plushes
I went to EVIL Neuro’s birthday and all I got was this FILTERED shirt!!
gotta support my oshis
Yay

The neurosama keychains arriving today has just potentially saved me from losing all my disability money (house is being renovated for structural safety reasons and it was precisely that time the DWP sent us the fact they're wanting to review my PIP.)
If I hadn't gone to the house that's being renovated to get the keychains I would've missed out on getting the post and now we are working on getting a deadline extension on the grounds that the deadlines in three days and we only just got the notice Now (this is a repost since I forgot to include the photos of the keychains)
New plushies & keychains and plushies versions compare
it here!! :o
(will open the others too, just wanna share my excitement!!!!)
Got two superiority keychains instead of one of each but I’ll still take it.
i got my plushies
The collection starts
The keychains are out for delivery can’t wait
Yippie!

arrived today