merch

[young moat]

Nice and Toasty

[broken olive]

Mine has a very flat head

[strong stirrup]

My first ever Neuro merch
(I thought that title would go to the Lava Lamp, but here we are)

[royal anchor]

Tutel decided to get on my blåhaj's head

[mental kettle]

🌌

[carmine topaz]

[stray dagger]

Bruh my Banana Rum order is half empty

[spiral quiver]

His lifeless, judging gaze is staring right into my soul, distracting me from work.
Every 5 minutes I hear a voice asking me for money... and rum.
For some reason I can't take my eyes off his back.
I am concerned...
Send help

[royal jacinth]

-# still need to take some cute pictures with the whole group

[quartz birch]

He's strapped in.

[oblique quartz]

vedal on my shoulder lol

[rare silo]

Got this guy in the mail today I’ll open him up when I get home and put him with the twins

[knotty meadow]

Newborns can have a rare condition called microcephaly, where the baby's head is smaller than the standard size. Although the likelihood of this condition in the United States is only 1 in 1,000, fate can always play a cruel trick.

This is what I thought when I first saw Vedal's head.

I was advised to put him in an orphanage, but I felt so sorry for him that I couldn't bring myself to write the application. And as they say, every family has its flaws.

That's how meme-like he is…

The downside was that I put him in front of a computer, but for some reason he didn't write any code

[silk anchor]

This bed is comfortable (Ill Stay)

[ebon spoke]

[covert steppe]

He arrived

[lament delta]

Here he is

[rare silo]

Ya need to sale those socks lol

[surreal nacelle]

He hath arrived

[iron swallow]

My has arrived.
His nubs are too short for the socks.

[vague sundial]

conquering places one room at a time

[vapid flare]

lil bro finally arrived 😭

[rustic reef]

He arrive

[mossy arch]

He hath cometh to turn the holy duo into a holy trio

[nimble forge]

Its here😱😱😱

[nimble forge]

The reveal pic🙏🙏🙏

[muted crystal]

Two for the two twins

[proper scaffold]

Omg he's a little pancake boy

[jolly monolith]

The whole family is together!

[mint swallow]

I love the little vacuumated flat Vedal 😭 😭

[steep summit]

Tutel came home lesgo

[buoyant glade]

[dry furnace]

Flat tutel spotted

[sand dirge]

vedal plush has claimed its spot

[onyx plaza]

It's flat fuck fri.. tuesday?

[olive leaf]

Cats and ved- OMG STOP NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[feral glen]

i just gave Vedal a prolonged massage

[vagrant hill]

My aqua plushie arrived yippee 💙

[vague sundial]

welp looks like he found the bar

[azure quarry]

He has arrived.
This little fella has a home safe from milk, eggs and AI controlled cars to nibble his chicken bakes in peace

[sour trout]

I think i know what my niece was trying to draw

[nimble forge]

I put him on my head🤣🤣🤣

[fathom flower]

He arrived

[trail violet]

HE WATCHES

[iron swallow]

Get flipped, nerd

[blissful pond]

Finally acquired merch of the 3 best vtubers!!

[gentle ore]

Hoponsquishabandonedarchive

[deft crater]

Sacrifice has to be made for fluffy tutel

update: it work really well

[vague sundial]

tutel

[prisma crescent]

My tutel pancake has arrived

[past rivet]

Neuro watching the latest BA Arcie stream!~

[quartz yew]

Chat should I let vedal out of his prison

[shadow maple]

I kinda wanna kick it

[orchid thistle]

my pancake arrived

[warped socket]

He crushed

[abstract arrow]

Vedal has claimed his rightful place in my growing collection!

[hard rover]

Dumbass turtle

[deft crater]

Post dryer photo. Also if you feel a knot of cotton in the plushie, get your finger deep in there and break them apart.

[flat fossil]

At last

[tropic perch]

my finally arrived!

[tropic perch]

my Miku doesn't seem to like the british tutel, she kicked him and called him a tu*t

[tropic perch]

they made up!

[weary patio]

Today he came.
Neuro told me, to keep him warm.
Am I doing this right?

All hail our overlord Evelyn.

[grizzled mauve]

Finally got mine!

[charred narwhal]

Tutel caught coding and watching his daughter’s stream at the same time

[jagged patio]

Tutel has good taste in e-sports!

[marble sable]

Finally got him

[velvet trout]

Finally together!

[upper crown]

He looks down upon me in shame

[west orchid]

Squeesh

[weary turret]

the spot has been claimed

[toxic cairn]

Second vedul arrived!!!

Now jar vedul and squish vedul hanging out

[royal anchor]

tutel gaming

[jovial cairn]

You don't want to know what I'm gonna do to this guy tonight

[distant glacier]

I think my cat likes him

[lean pollen]

Don’t think my cat likes them

[steep osprey]

Tutel doing very important job of holding my headset while it charges.

[amber pelican]

Oh, a kawaii T-shirt

[idle basin]

The 6 have arrived

[golden token]

I got my turtle! HOW IS HE SO SOFT AND FLUFFY!?!?!

[swift thunder]

I already posted my tutel but here's my cat with neuron and ved. she's cute you must look at her

[merry scroll]

wheek vedalllll wheek (her name is callie)

[spare elbow]

Bro is keeping an eye on this spider I caught while I went to hang with the boys

[vast ledge]

Mine finally arrived

[past rover]

Cookef

[full current]

neurotic flight (to japan)

[regal merlin]

Dog on turtle violence

[full current]

neuron in japan

[deft frigate]

Tutel accompanying me on my trucky journey. Glad to have him aboard

[hollow wadi]

[summer creek]

Bad camera quality, but it just arrived

[sonic sluice]

help

[naive summit]

Figured out this carrying method

[oblique quartz]

corpa

[regal crow]

My Tutel arrive!

[trim python]

I should've bought Anny's plush to have the full family

[polar willow]

Goin on a trip

[radiant rapids]

Oh how the chairs have flipped

[viscid tinsel]

Tutel finally arrived (since I’m Australian it took a lil while)

[full current]

neurotic tokyo

[polar willow]

He’s in Atlanta now

[keen crane]

Neuro fumo met Ina fumo!!!

[dapper remnant]

Tutel arrived to Argentina

[prime grove]

Happy Tutel 🐢

[charred narwhal]

Guys I need help the person we pay to clean our house committed the atrocity of stinging an f-ing pin (📌 but black) in my Vedal plushie; and as you can see in the linked picture, the damages are visible. What can I do ?
—————-
Note : we have evidence of this person’s guilt.

[polar willow]

Heading back home

[golden token]

My little sister likes to put my Vedal plush into funny situations in my bedroom, so i can smile when i come back from work

[polar willow]

Road trip selfie (but without leaking my face lol)

[drifting horizon]

Vedal plush pose in nature

[rose tangle]

He's arrived!
The finest spot for Evil

[sweet jewel]

Turtle arrived today, I knew he was flat but I didn't realise quite how flat he actually was. I love him tho, he's very soft and fluffy (when he's not vacuum packed in a bag)

And also here's my cat and tutel chilling, and tutel sitting on-top of my sister's head with two of my other plushies 🩷 :>

[austere sequoia]

SO HAPPY, just received my Flat Tutel

[toxic mirage]

My tutel came with me to work and supervised the sorting of children's robotics parts

[golden swift]

Vi-dull on vaca from the twins

[azure night]

Images with an oddly threatening aura. At least he put respect on the name

[obsidian wind]

If you have problems with your plushie then contact Juniper support. Please keep chatting out of this channel.

[meager root]

I replaced the home page ui of Minecraft with the picture of neuro

[versed lava]

Tutel-ception

[random hawk]

today is the Mid Autumn Festival in China, so Vedal brought me a mooncake in my flight meal Happy Mid Autumn Festival to all of the Chinese swarm and international swarm!

[stable osprey]

Finaly got my vedal plush. He'll get good in no time(I hope). It was a long trip for him through China

[grave musk]

Was wondering why my Vedal plush hadn’t arrived yet and decided to check the tracking. If anyone else is still waiting on theirs make sure you check the tracking. I already contacted Juniper and am waiting to hear back from them.

[quasi nimbus]

Finally got my Tutel plush

[storm turtle]

🟢
🟩

[marsh zealot]

After numerous sorting delays, I FINALLY received my pancake. Yum yum

[oblique quartz]

Vedal and car go brr (my first time driving)

[orchid furnace]

afaik USPS had a systems error, Juniper should have reached out to all affected customers (~115) so check your spam if you haven't received anything or reach out to [e-mail]

[hollow shell]

Same here but my bag didn't come with the turtle paperboard ☹, probably stolen by customs (classic) or lost in the middle of the shipping.

[noble aspen]

Trapped 🙂

[mint swallow]

Tutel started to unflatten, had to prevent it

[golden token]

My sister striked again. This time she made a mob boss tutel.
The little note says "you have until thuesday 8:30AM"

Disclaimer for mods, this is grass from the garden in that bag.

[fallen lake]

after weeks stuck in shipping I finally have tutel

[solid echo]

It looks like a dinosaur head

[unique forum]

flat FUCK

[royal jacinth]

made some pancakes for neuro 🥞 (evil got some off camera as well) @crimson snow can also get one

[orchid gulch]

Hmmm tutel pancake

[full current]

got back from japan and unsquished my venval plushii

[golden token]

my little sister is back at it again. This time she made some sort of Veedul cult leader thing lol.

The post it on the monitor reads "We were waiting for you, Ô noble sacrifice".

[warped solstice]

Mr. Ved has finally arrived in Siberia.

[surreal notch]

Hôtel tutel

[past rivet]

Celebrated my Birthday with Neuro! (Candles are wrong)

[amber pelican]

Lava lamp is home
And I just realized I don't really need the additional adaptor

[surreal notch]

Tutel and dinosaurs

[candid forge]

Happy 5th birthday 😂

[full current]

first vedal excursion

[austere sequoia]

M.Tutel finding his place on top of M.No-Face.

[near yacht]

tutel on da mountain

[sinful breach]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1407299203406893157/1421096281362923622/Vedal_Sunset.gif

[strange totem]

hi

no typing please

if you're not posting merch, back to #general-network or #neurotic-neurons

[polar willow]

Buccee and Vedal watching fire.

[valid sage]

Picked up my mail from my sisters place finally!

[full current]

vedal ride

[surreal notch]

Vedal at the theatre with alcohol and on the train

[sick vault]

Accidentally saw

[vapid garnet]

Vedal plush finally home, already doing IT support

[summer walrus]

Vedal what in the world are you doing with mug mug

[novel blaze]

Plush Pyramid

[celest coral]

Family

[golden token]

She's done it again lol
Always so nice to see these situations when i come.back from work xD

Vedal beanie

[opal siren]

Keeping an eye on the manga

[steep summit]

Tutel found His favorite Spot

[woven rover]

Tutel

SS: @flat granite

[covert steppe]

Tutel eating plastic straw

[carmine topaz]

[strong fractal]

Cute Tutel

[next willow]

I cant tell which is the real one

[knotty meadow]

First neuro plush concert

[bright wagon]

At first mine got taken by usps for counterfeit postage, but juniper sent another and this lil guy is just chillin!!!

[wooden loom]

Can it be?

[lost siren]

My lamp is also shipping!!! Expected 26th

[hearty sphinx]

I just got a mail about it
mine is shipping at <t:1761027000:t> (<t:1761027000:R>)
estimated delivery is 1-2 weeks for germany (<t:1761635400:R>-<t:1762240200:R>)

[obsidian wind]

keep chatting to a minimum in here please!

[icy onyx]

I hope he re-releases the lamps. I missed out on my chance to get one

[sudden bay]

Is the lavalamp app public yet? Where can I download it?
Edit: nvm, I remembered that there will be a qrcode on the box.

[obsidian wind]

Perhaps I was not clear enough. NO chatter in here please!

[sudden bay]

-# does this count as merch pic?

[plucky veldt]

LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO HIM

[woeful halo]

Excited

[golden zodiac]

[past rivet]

Neuro and Arona!

[past rover]

Tutels hard at work

[celest crystal]

Hmm is it normal that my lava lamp is not lavaing at all

[golden zodiac]

Make sure to turn it on in the app, then let it heat up for 1-2h

[golden zodiac]

This is literally the definition of tranquility.

[brittle totem]

what is happening with my LavaLamp, I swear i have seen a SF shipping order one day,but now it is gone?

[celest crystal]

Lava Boink

[ebon arch]

A shipment is on the way, lavalamp hype

[exotic fjord]

Late, but finally

[golden zodiac]

It works

[ruby stratus]

Is it supposed to stay like this?

[golden zodiac]

Give it more time to heat up, its always like that in the beginning

[ruby stratus]

It's working now

[worthy halo]

too negative latency

[floral yacht]

Scoured artist alley at mcm and bought all the neuros i saw

[prisma adder]

Where'd you find the chocolate? I could only find the keychain

[worthy halo]

yay

[floral yacht]

It was another booth that wasnt too far from the other one - forgot where tho

[thorn kettle]

Lava lamp arrived, and it's cool as hell

[placid spire]

@sonic sail

[frail cradle]

swarm, I need a bita help, swarm control is not detecting lava lamp tm, any first debug steps?

[coarse kettle]

Look at these:
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802

[mossy quartz]

I almost lost my faith that I'll get this dude cuz I had to use third party with no tracking (cuz of an unsupported country and to make it cheaper), but in the end, he's here, as squished as promised

[muted niche]

Lava lamp has arrived

[sweet pollen]

my spy camera is here

[fathom birch]

It is finally here, and a day earlier than promised! Now just need to wait for the wax to melt!

[wraith sail]

Loving the lava lamp!

[latent otter]

finally got my lamp LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

[unborn sand]

Got my lamp todayy.

No joke as soon as 27 Oct stream started this happened. It was set to stream sync for a couple hours then as soon as this first bubble happened the stream started and it changed color. Cinema.

Hope it can last a while

[unborn sand]

Ah slow mode. Ignore mess :v

[gilded laurel]

For some reason my lamp doesn't heat up

[obsidian wind]

It takes a couple hours!

[timber meteor]

I hope that I get my email in the Next days that the Lava Lamp is shipped when I See all the Lamps allready 🙂

[versed hamlet]

So I got my lamp, looks awesome once it heats up, I really like the default green glow it has, only problem I have is that it's not syncing up to the app, I get an infinite "searching for lamp" screen, does anyone know where I can resolve this?

[coarse kettle]

Look at these:
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802

[pastel mango]

Happy happy happyyyy

[latent otter]

lava lamp (box) with my cat

[high shell]

😎

[viscid sparrow]

Anyone knows how long we can run the lava lamp without damaging it?

[pastel mango]

manual says to not run more than 10 hours.

[viscid sparrow]

guess I somehow missed that lol

[cerulean nymph]

[cinder violet]

Got my lava lamp!!! and after some messing around I got it synched to the app

[mystic hill]

Anyone else noticed some steam/smoke when heating it up. My first guess is that its fine and will stop, bur just wondering. It is mostly just visible when lifting up the glass.

[proud kelp]

Got a mail that my lava lamp got delivered 2h ago but need to wait until Sunday as am not in home for Halloween

[golden zodiac]

I don't want to be that guy, but i have watched that video around 30 times now and I am pretty sure what you are seeing is just light reflecting back to the heater from the glass. I tried it on mine and it looks very similar, this is just my speculation i don't mean anything by it.

[mystic hill]

thanks for checking. I know it is really bad to see but i was looking at this.
Either way. It has stopped now.

[trail depot]

The little instruction book it came with said it would do this on first time use on the Care and Operation page. I'd only start worrying if it keeps happening

[mystic hill]

Missed that, thanks

[midnight timber]

Finally got my Neurosama lava lamp as well, it was nicely packed and i love the box as well. Took a bit to connect to the app but once connected it was all good. Right now after about 2 hours the first bubbles started to show and im glad i bought it.

[dark ibex]

[fast venture]

Anyone having issues with connecting / pairing your lamp —> https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376

[barren olive]

Look what I just got!

[marsh fossil]

(update: company is replacing it )

[golden zodiac]

they must have kicked the shit out of that box for it to break that badly

[cinder violet]

That really really sucks. Hope you can get a refund/replacement

[covert steppe]

It arrived, I was surprised because they didn't send a shipping confirmation and no update on order page

[stray dune]

His eyes were pleading for freedom.

[stray dune]

And now I’m being watched…

[tall flare]

flat

[covert steppe]

It's working, not lavaing yet and I need to wait for support to help me connect it to the app because there some issue. But it already looks cool (or hot)

[marsh fossil]

@young night Appreciate it! i created a ticket and have somebody on your side assisting already I'll add photo of tutel here as well

[stray dune]

lol yup! Poor little tutel…

[covert steppe]

It just appeared in the app after some time and also started lavaing. Looks amazing

[muted niche]

Shocked that the bottle survived after whatever the box had been through

[clear river]

The turtle has finally joined my collection

[amber pelican]

Lava lamp on its way while already being home and online

[leaden flume]

[weary patio]

Just got a mail, that my lamo is on it's way. Let's hope, it will arrive vor the stream on Halloween.

[void jewel]

Shrine is growing

[carmine wedge]

Mine came with her hair in it other than that it looks good when fully set up

[topaz night]

I got an issue with my lavalamp should I contact Juniper Creates or someone on the discord?

[fast venture]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376

[scarlet thunder]

IT CAME LETSGOOOO

[frosty tendon]

Introducing the Neuro-Sama nukalamp

[scarlet thunder]

Errr guys why is mine forming a tornado-

[lavish jasper]

that’s just the secret doomsday device evil snuck into some of the lamps dwbi

[frank igloo]

[keen jewel]

Neuro lamp is finally here. Had some trouble syncing but works.
If the app gives you an error, check your wifi router main page. The lamp was actually connected to the wifi and i still got a sync error but after a moment and a froce sync, the lamp showed up in the device list. Try this if you have the same issue.

NOW! BE ADVISED!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️
PLEASE DO NOT USE THE INCLUDED TRAVEL ADAPTER. ITS AN ACTUAL ELECTROCUTION HAZARD.
⚡️⚡️⚡️

The us and uk prongs dont lock when the euro prong are extended and will interconnect which will give you exposed 230V AC. If you touch that, no GFCI will trigger. Please someone tell vedal this so he can give a warning about this issue.

PLEASE GET A PROPER ADAPTER OR GET A 12V 3A POWER SUPPLY NATIVE TO YOUR SOCKETS

[green basalt]

We out here

[young night]

Hi there, our team is currently looking into this.
In the meantime, if the unused prongs on your travel adapter do not retract or lock securely into the adapter when another set of prongs is extended, please contact our support team so we can ensure we follow up with everyone who may be affected.

[keen jewel]

Thank you for the response. As far as I can tell the prongs stay inside but nothing prevents you from extending both.
Just a heads up cause this might create legal problems in countries with strict regulations, especially if someone actually gets hurt. Nothing wrong with the lamp itself as i see it.

[dusky gazelle]

Hello! Where do we go for lavalamp tech support with syncing issues? I see @young night are in here, I've just pinged them an app log on email via their contact page, also what seems to be the main error to Vedal on X. Not actually sure who wrote the app so who I should be asking. It seems to use some sort of online IoT service called Tuya... maybe they are best to ask about it? Any advice good. Ta!

[balmy surge]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376

[half gulch]

hum

[drifting kiln]

Finally got my vedal plush! Will look great next to evil plush

[dusky gazelle]

Thanks I found it not long after posting. They were extremely helpful and I got it going eventually. Three cheers for the resync button!

[tame marsh]

got mine too today
sync was kinda weird, but the step 2 of the sync FAQ made it work somehow!

[worldly valley]

The lava lamp came but it won’t connect to my iPhone it says it needs permissions for my Bluetooth I’ve turned permissions on but still says it needs Bluetooth permissions I’m sooo confused I do love the look of the lava lamp just wish it would connect

[fast venture]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376

[tame marsh]

get warm

[half gulch]

Mine getting warm-ish enough just in time it seem

[oblique quartz]

It came

[royal anchor]

Got email abt it being dispatched yesterday, tracker said I'd have to wait at least until November 7th... Didn't expect to get it so soon

[gaunt bear]

Mine just got started but it has finally arrived

[half gulch]

Does look pretty good once it's going, Gj

[torpid vector]

Arrived today 🐶

[short mica]

[scenic dune]

Is there a way to make the lamp automatically change colors outside of neuros streams or is that not a feature yet? :p

[hidden compass]

got it today, it is so cool and prettyyy, the colors also look really nice in a darker room
edit: ugh it didnt post the video, i'll post later

[indigo bluff]

Anyone know how quick juniper responds to emails? Royal mail doing the usual and messing up my lava lamp delivery. Can't get in touch with them about it. Hoping juniper can look into it

[fair lake]

My turn!

[wraith shadow]

Is there currently any neuro and evil official merch still available anywhere? Been wanting some for a while now 👀

[fast venture]

That feature will come in future updates

[dusty stump]

Received my own lamp an hour ago!
Got lucky, I should be sleeping at this hour but I've been playing Uma instead
I'm still too tired to wait for it to warm up the first time so maybe I'll just take another picture later when it's running
I still have no clue where to put it either actually

[vivid ether]

Just received my lava lamp so excited !

[runic cave]

Am I doing it right?

[vivid ether]

any one can help me my lava lamp won't sync with my app ?

[dark light]

Lava Lamp arrived today!
Connected all the way from Western Australia. ❤️

[knotty ridge]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376

[vivid ether]

yep solve it i'm just dumb

[fast venture]

You lava lamp seems to act Australian

[weary patio]

I'm kinda stupid...
My Lamp just arrived, but after I opened it, it accorded to me, that I made a mistake.
I'm living in germany and selected the UK plug for whatever reason.
Now I have to go and buy an adapter.

[gentle wagon]

Same here.. i thought i was supposed to get an adapter

edit: apparently the included travel adapter was a dangerous one anyway so dont feel too bad about it

[weary patio]

Yeah. I now bought one from "Brennenstuhl".

[burnt wren]

Finally got mine!

[subtle sun]

It's here!

[young night]

Hi there, please use the designated base which is designed to heat the contents slowly and evenly. Using other methods to heat the lamp can cause the glass to crack.

[burnt wren]

Better?

[scenic dune]

My lamp is already starting to yellow... I didn't run it for too long, and I've let it cool down, how tf do i un-yellow(?) it 😭

[clever tendon]

It’s bigger than I thought

[cerulean nymph]

[gentle wagon]

my lavalamp been on for 2½ hours now and its not doing the thing yet edit: its doing the thing!

[fast venture]

First time might take longer than 2 hours

[jaunty solstice]

Just got the lavalamp now and pulged it in! super excited

[clever tendon]

I never thought I’d buy an IOT lava lamp

[tulip epoch]

just got my lamp, love the don't drink sticker at the top

[west orchid]

I've got the lamp! Yay! Just gotta find a good place to put it. I was planning on putting it in this shelf but it's just barely too small

[fleet echo]

LETSGO ! I had a few problems connecting but after a few tries multiple plugging and unplugging, it finally connected, I'm so happy it looks amazing!. I love the app too very well done

[weary patio]

That's probably the reason, why the lamp turns on 2h before a stream starts, if sync is enabled.

[gentle wagon]

Shouldnt the lamp optionally flash a few times or something when stream starts? just an idea. could be a toggle in the app

[ebon arch]

Arrived a day early from what I expected. The power adapter thingy looks kinda questionable for me and my finlandball though. I'll probably replace it eventually

[spiral perch]

i thought mine was faulty because it was so dim but nah its just the wax blocking it for now

[brisk rune]

[weak coral]

I got mine

[ebon arch]

Still plugged it in and turned to appropriate color while vedal is talking about a collab with mimi. No app sync problems for me. The heating element is hella slow though

[orchid furnace]

thats not a neuro lava lamp

[obsidian wind]

Should i kill them, boss?

[astral charm]

[vale forge]

ive tried connecting the lava lamp to the app but it wont flash red even when ive unplugged it 30 times

[rapid blaze]

so when i plug it in it should turn on the lights right away and heat right? cuz its not doing anything (the lights also dont work)

[obsidian wind]

It takes like 2 hours before it heats up fully!

[silk robin]

Just got mine

[obsidian wind]

Rapidly unplug and replug it 3 times
after the third time it should start flashing in about 5ish seconds

[waxen moon]

does the stream sync need the lamp to be fully heated ? it just turned it red and it stays that way

[obsidian wind]

it will stay red and thats how you know its on
It will not change colors during Evil's Streams (I am uncertain if this is subject to change)

If any of you are having trouble with pairing the lamp or the app itself head here btw! https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376

[rapid blaze]

but the lights should turn on immediately right? because they are still out

[golden zodiac]

the lamp turns on automatically 2h before any Neuro stream, both heat and lights turn on, tho it will stay red until Neuro actually makes it any color. It will not react in any way when Evil is streaming, you need to turn it on manually if you want it to light on a Evil stream. Also mods can we remove the 30min slow mode here, don't think we need it anymore

[obsidian wind]

^

[clever tendon]

Lavaaaaa

[sacred matrix]

So, when set to sync does the lamp turn on and off on its own? Or should I worry about unplugging it to stay under the “don’t run more than 10 hrs” in the guide?

Edit: Awesome thank you, just got mine today but haven’t gotten home yet to test it out 🙂

[obsidian wind]

if sync is on it should turn off directly aftrer the stream

(mine did)

and it turns on 2 hours beforehand to heat it up

so the lamp runs for a total of 4 1/2ish hours

[balmy surge]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802

[frozen cloud]

LETSGOOO

[slow kindle]

Its alive! But it needs me to keep my phone on 2.4 GHz wifi instead of my usual 5 G that's kinda annoying

[harsh stag]

You could use a cheap used tablet to control it, that way you don't have to mess with phone internet,I do the same with some of my gadgets and Bluetooth speakers, good to know though

[dreamy plover]

My lamp is here! (Ignore the other merch I was taking a photo for something else)

[exotic lava]

Lamp is here

[dark light]

My lamp's water is yellowing quite badly, is this normal?
This is the third power/heat cycle.

[patent frigate]

#1432287162753351802 message

[clever tendon]

That’s so lame, it’s an $80 lava lamp :(

[golden zodiac]

This should not be the case, you don't need to be on the same wifi as the lamp after the initial successful pairing. I can turn my lamp on and off from anywhere in the world

[knotty crown]

So... my lamp also arrived... and it was left uncovered in the rain... 😢
Thankfully the inner box appears to be dry and undamaged

[subtle sun]

[placid whale]

Havent turned it on yet cause im aussie and dont trust the adapter (very cautious about that kinda stuff)
Getting one tomorrow from thr same brand i use for my rog charger

[ebon arch]

I seem to have received the lewd model

[faint peak]

it's here

[gentle wagon]

Me too.. (it turned normal after a while i have no issues with it!)

[dawn crypt]

Instant setup and fiddling with the wifi.

[fast venture]

Get a different travel adapter, as the one provided by juniper seems unsafe

[faint peak]

looks fine to me

[tidal delta]

what in particular seems wrong with it?

[gentle wagon]

Are you building a shrine for neuro

[fleet echo]

I can't stop looking, it's mesmerizing.

[hybrid bone]

No, that's just the most aesthetically pleasing place (where the lamps are protected from cats), in my apartment.

[paper crystal]

i just watched 16 little blobs come off it and each time pulled the tower a bit higher, it took about 5 mins for the mass at the top to break the tower in half and fall back down

[pastel brook]

I'm having trouble connecting my lamp. Any help?

[crimson snow]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376

[cedar adder]

Not mine, uploading on behalf of amaamasharku. Tutel getting stomped on, and beheaded

[inland mirage]

My Lava Lamp arrived today and I love it ❤️

[charred sparrow]

Holy hell, it jump scared me when I opened the package. So happy. It seems a little bit wet, maybe just condensation but feel like it comes from the glass opening. Surely nothing will go wrong when I connect it. Clueless

[warm fossil]

I need help I got a notification for The lamp is out for delivery but its they are in the incorrect state!

Edit: I belive this is resolved now. Seems my tracking through the shop app was not aware of a change in tracking number when the package switched delivery service to Gofo Express for final mile delivery and was instead using the last known package location of the old tracking number.

[young night]

Hi there, please reach out to our support team (https://neurosama.junipercreates.com/docs/contact) for assistance.

[royal jacinth]

🎃 Happy Halloween
Did some pumpkin carving with Evil today
-# Neuro said she was sleepy and would sit this one out. Hope she's feeling alright.
Wishing everyone a spooky Evening

[abstract arrow]

[normal anchor]

I am loving this so much!

[gentle wagon]

I've never had a lava lamp before and i didnt know they were this hypnotic LOL

[latent wharf]

There's even a Chinese version of the instruction manual.

[runic cave]

It's trying so hard. Come on, you got this

[obsidian wind]

Last hour of prep before steam. Lava lamp heating up does silly things when not fully hot

[ebon arch]

the lamp be like a moodring

[pastel wyvern]

lava lamp arrived, however the included drink was not very tasty
7/10

[feral glen]

first bubble

[runic cave]

it's doing something now. but it looks different. Don't know. But nonetheless cool

[abstract arrow]

The whole gang together!

[mossy rivet]

check out my lamp guys!!!

[abstract arrow]

Man... That sucks.
Also, that glass is surprisingly thin.

[patent frigate]

contact support

[bleak yacht]

[feral burrow]

Thank you Vedal 🙏🏻

[swift thunder]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802

[woven rover]

...now to find a safe space for it

[austere vapor]

Its so peak

[mossy rivet]

different angle bc people asked

[verbal arch]

Why isn't there a red light? I've been trying for a long time

[marsh badge]

[graceful aspen]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO. Time to wait for the blobs to start moving a bit more

[granite crystal]

Its so perfect that they shipped on halloween

[stray trellis]

Lamp arrived Halloween night.

[mystic patrol]

man, people are getting their lava lamps and my vedals haven't even shown up yet

[lunar urchin]

My Lava Lamp arrived today, i let it warm up naturally to room temperature as stated in the manual before turning it on.

I'm really excited what the results are, as i see y'all amazing videos.

[teal knot]

The lamp finally arrived

[nimble zephyr]

Lamp

[golden goblet]

Ready for his next flight

[muted crystal]

I just goit 🙂

[stiff cobalt]

ITS HERE <3<3<3

[lunar urchin]

Yay

[celest nexus]

Its finally here!

[blissful skiff]

my lamp arrived! I'll post a pic when the lava is movin' around later

[valid ice]

Have had my lava lamp for 2 days now and I'm in love with it.

[proven quarry]

My lamp isn’t lavaing

[fast venture]

It takes 2 hours to heat up, first time might take longer

[mossy rivet]

Juniper said they'll send me a replacement <3

[proven quarry]

Honestly it might’ve been left out overnight at my door so it was in like 30 degree weather

[gloomy kettle]

IT'S HERE

[vague sundial]

MY LAVA LAMP FINALLY ARRIVED!!!

[hazy oasis]

Got mine today!

[unreal cedar]

Er is the coil supposed to be up like that I don’t wanna turn it on if it’s not supposed the be that way

[warm fossil]

That just means that the wax flipped during shipping, It will settle back at the bottom once it melts. Mine was like that too, took a little long for it to melt since the coil was not as close to the heater element, but its not an issue

[obsidian wind]

(you can also flip it yourself)

[delicate ivy]

It’s growing an arm I am worried

[mild moat]

THE EVIL ENERGY GROWS

[woven rover]

its so mesmerising to look at

[fading anvil]

It would be cool if we had an option in the app to let the lava lamp automatically change color even when neuro isn't on stream

[patent frigate]

[pure slate]

[proven quarry]

So it's been about 8 hours since I've plugged in my lava lamp and it's still not making bubbles nor is it hot, the glass nor base of it is hot, am I supposed to take of this thing on the front that looks like a cover to a button? or is mine just not working?

[obsidian wind]

Does it light up?

(also the button isnt real)

also check here! https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802

[gloomy kettle]

Such a beauty, can't wait for it to cool tf down and put it with my figures lol

[sharp thorn]

After running for a couple hours

[haughty light]

I might be the world record

[fast venture]

Have you turned off the power in the app? contact support

[jaunty pumice]

Lamp

[atomic marten]

How likely is it that I can get a replacement since the lamp arrived broken? Still waiting on a response from juniper support since it arrived on the weekend (marked spoiler to not make people sad, let me know if this isn't the appropriate channel)
Edit: figured I'd update this, got a response from Juniper, sent them the screenshots, they mentioned the possibility of replacement but still waiting for more info
Update 2: it's been a few days since I sent the screenshots, I sent one email each day and haven't heard back from support since Sunday...
Update 3: they responded again and are sending a replacement. I guess they just left the ticket for the lady who works the weekend since it was started on the weekend?

[gentle wagon]

i don't think they do a cointoss.. you'll probably get a replacement

[meager ivy]

LETSGOOOOOO

[timid tangle]

[steel acorn]

I didnt even get a shipping notif (ive been checking) but it showed up on my porch today!!!

[shut brook]

Got it up and running, really love it 🙂 always a nice ping that stream is starting!

[vague sundial]

video from last night

[wispy geyser]

it is here!!!

[real crow]

My lamp wont connect 😭😭😭

[unique forum]

#1426970657631113376

[spiral abyss]

My lava lamp arrived yesterday (I was working) but I share with you photos that I took before sleeping

[unborn merlin]

The Lava Lamp is Lava Lamping yipeee

[copper citrus]

Just in time for night shift!

[abstract latch]

And look at it this way. If they can't get your replacement, you've still got a really cool, awesome light that will. Change based on the color that neuro is outputting.

[north bone]

Egg

[wraith holly]

so apparently my lavalamp fought a war before arriving but it is intact (just the blob of wax that broke somehow, probably due to the shocks, will probably melt back to normal)

Can't wait to test it later

[edgy sonnet]

In memory

[celest walrus]

Just plugged it in

[fast venture]

⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
• Make sure you have assembled the lamp securely!
• Keep the lamp away from children and pets!
• Keep the lamp away from any ledges to ensure that you wouldn’t accidentally knock it over!
• Enjoy your lava lamp!

[tawny stream]

It's lavaving

[tardy skiff]

Yay the lavalamp's here
Also my cat likes the box

[knotty ridge]

"Also my cat likes the box"
it came with the lamp, because you are the winner

[meager ivy]

Why has it turned slightly yellow after the first 5 hours on

[fast venture]

It’s normal, will not disappear, will not interfere with functionality, you will not like the color tho

[rugged bluff]

i love my piss bottle

[true egret]

Warming up

[worldly hull]

It finally arrived Here's a video I took of it in the dark after it heated up

[kindred anvil]

Guys is it ok if glass is not sitting tight on a base. It shaking like crazy

[celest walrus]

I can't seem to connect my lava lamp to the app. It never flashes red

[patent frigate]

https://canary.discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376

[fast venture]

It’s not safe, you will end up like him #merch message, contact juniper support or check out #1432287162753351802

[limpid pebble]

Mine finally arrived. But man the adapter for EU socket is massive do you guys think it would be fine to get another power supply with the same specs for it?

[coral sluice]

If you gotta ask, I would not chance that. Try another travel adapter?

[limpid pebble]

Well it says it puts out 12V at 3 amps so if I just get one with these specs it should theoretically be just fine

[storm sigil]

Arrived, assembled, and heated! Can't wait to smoke weed and stare at this all night

[feral glen]

lamp monsters

[vague kayak]

ranibow spimkle

[scarlet turret]

ok this might be a dumb question but do I have to unplug the lamp to turn it off or is there a setting in the app im missing? nvm i found it

[knotty ridge]

Idk if its https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802 related or https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376 related - but try searching in these threads, when nothing found you can ask in there sry, didnt read until the end

[red lava]

Only took a couple hours to heat the first time. I love it so much 🥹

[charred palm]

Only had SIX postal stickers on top of each other

[urban yoke]

[frank axle]

Sure is nice knowing there's no possible way Vedal broke even on this one lol

Also, that box is probably the highest quality box I've ever seen, goddamn

I don't even remember what I paid for the lamp anymore, but I'd probably pay that price just for the box the lamp came in

[teal ravine]

i am truly speechless man, it arrives exactly at my birthday... (its already 4th of november in Australia currently)

thank you juniper and vedal.

[vague kayak]

SHES UP!

[vapid sleet]

Arrived!!!

[ashen solar]

Wow pink is a really pretty color for the lamp

[haughty lagoon]

Somehow got it to connect after an hour of trying; it’s glorious

[languid aurora]

[round veldt]

Lamp acquired

[bitter oxide]

Bro I forgot i ordered this, and i cant even use it yet cause im moving tomorrow

[tawny stream]

BTW EU prongs on that adapter are dangerous. You can flip out EU and UK prongs at the same time and get nice exposed 230V to kill somebody with.

[fringe shore]

I have the same adapter, do you think I can use another adapter instead? I have this, just wanna ask for safety.

[golden zodiac]

The adapter you sent a picture of is completely fine since it only has eu prongs, I have a identical one just from a different brand. The issue with the one included with the lamp is that it has many different prongs that can pop out

[fringe shore]

i see thank u. Imma use this adapter then. Much oblige for the help.

[tawny stream]

I meant the adapter the lamp ships with

[tawny stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194733575124287602/1435274809998049350/20251104_152655.mp4?ex=690b5f54&is=690a0dd4&hm=deeec9274ebdb09e0b9959451ec37b5caa48d2d1928f67f1e0e24d7b15803066&

[onyx dome]

My lava lamp finally arrived !!
I only need an Evil plush to complete the set.

[tired sleet]

Anyone else having this problem?

[misty minnow]

Yippee

[lament glacier]

About time.

[royal jacinth]

it arrived safely, i'm so happy
-# tho i never had to chase down the delivery driver because he drove past my place twice, so that was ... fun
it looks so nice time to heat it up

[unique forum]

is vedal spiderman

[royal thistle]

If I put electric tape on the uk and us prongs will it make it safe?

[gilded willow]

A good day

[rose yew]

IT'S HERE!!!

(Got here, while I was in the bathroom, barely a half hour before stream, so just temporarily on a random table, near where I'm sitting . Set it up during few mins after stream started)

[grizzled dagger]

it arrived

[vague sundial]

Dude I love the fact that the lava lamps can connect to the stream

[rose yew]

Finally started flowing. Took most of the stream, though

[marsh wharf]

How long does it take for it to look like an actual lava lamp, and is it normal for it to initially smell like burning?

[royal jacinth]

yeah says so in the manual too

[unique forum]

yeah that smell should wear off after a few uses

[steep ivy]

Does anyone know if I HAVE to split my WiFi into 2.4 & 5 G to pair the lamp?

[unique forum]

yes you need a 2.4g connection for the lamp

[gloomy arch]

My wifi is set for 2.4 and 5 and it connected fine. Didn't need to split

[crimson otter]

lamp :D

[sudden bay]

-# read the manual

[silk oar]

I can't seem to get mine to sync. I even created a guest 2.4ghz network and connected my phone to that and tried to sync the lamp and no luck. The lamp flashes red about 10 times and then goes back to green and the app doesn't show connection....

[surreal notch]

I didn't get the lava lamp in time but I got a new setup with my turtle

[fringe shore]

ngl this is my first lava lamp and this thing got me staring for hours, shits trippy.

[ashen sphinx]

My lamp won't go into pairing mode no matter how many times I unplug wait for 3 secs and plug back in. It's just green

[halcyon silo]

my cat knocked over my lamp and it shattered what do i do now?

[digital nimbus]

Got it finally.
For some reason the shop app was showing Concord Australia instead of Concord, California || a little bit of a dox I know. I know ||

[minor socket]

Never had a lama lamp before so I thought this looked pretty cool

[wooden moon]

My Neuro Lava Lamp came I love the box it came in

[shell summit]

It won’t connect :(

[balmy surge]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376 and read the 📌
@ashen sphinx @shell summit

[spiral wraith]

It’s here!

[upper crown]

Should I let this cold-blooded creature out?

[boreal lynx]

I am gonna spend SO much time looking at this while drinking vodka, it's so mesmerising

[candid egret]

Heart heart heart ❤️

[wooden loom]

I found out where my plushie was, and now I have him
-# My mom had him, kept forgetting she had it.

[brittle grail]

my biggest problem with da lava lamp is its too pretty and i want to keep it on all the time 😭

[digital nimbus]

10 hours on only remember.

[proper mist]

Anyone else's lava lamp really dim?

[manic swallow]

Mines a little warped and got like a scar but if I turn it around you can't see it

[knotty ridge]

ask in https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802
here is not the right place

[wanton cradle]

Castle doctrine EU style.

[clever finch]

Hehe myes. Heh quite mmmmm yeh hehehe indeeeed mnyeeeas , exquisite hmmm yes mmmhhhh

[valid needle]

Should do it with the Neuro version

[crude badge]

Lava lamp arrived!

[shy parrot]

L a m p T i m e

[burnt girder]

HOLY

[atomic marten]

People with broken lava lamps looking on in envy

[barren junco]

works great

took a little bit to get my wifi working with it but no issues now

[earnest dove]

Lava lamps! 1-up 1-down

[opaque juniper]

Took some time, but my lava lamp is now lava lamping

[charred palm]

Lamp in the dark

[meager ivy]

Yep it’s turned into a piss bottle now om

Still Love it tho XD warmer color helps with sleep i guess

[tropic gazelle]

Lamp

[foggy parcel]

Do I have the record for the most scuffed lava lamp setup so far?
What I had to do to make it work: add an entire second router coming off of the main router with an ethernet cable to provide the lamp with its very own WiFi access point, because no matter what I did the lamp would not accept the main WiFi

[austere dome]

SHES FINALLY HOME!!

[marsh wharf]

Its real, authentic gamer girl water in there now. Can't get a better lava lamp than that

[arctic elk]

Well there goes my plans for the day

[oblique crest]

my lamp just got here !

[rigid hollow]

Finally getting spoilered by my lamp live on stream.

[weak coral]

How do I connect my lamp to WiFi?

[vivid narwhal]

From wifey for our 3rd anniversary

[astral jackal]

download the app 'SwarmSync' first
more QnA are available here
Lavalamp hardware https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802
Swarm Sync https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376

[velvet trout]

It finally arrived!

[meager ivy]

What are these small particles in there I’ve just noticed

[prisma hatch]

It's definitely turning yellow, but I still like it

[knotty ridge]

neuro tries to connect the lamp with the HP iPAQ

[livid latch]

Vibing to the stream with the lava lamp

[dark light]

Lamp has been on pretty much since I got it, ngl its really yellowed, first time testing Link to Stream as this Rob collab aligns with my Australian timezone slightly ( its still 12:46am ).

[full current]

@obsidian wind hi

[obsidian wind]

got it

sorry i was afk

[barren junco]

still waiting for my vedal plush but i had this turtle slap bracelet so i put it on it

[spiral abyss]

My lava lamp on the third day after 4 hours on the thing floats up and down and when I connect it it makes suspicious figures

[atomic marten]

Juniper is sending a replacement!

[barren junco]

finally got him, perfect next to my piss lamp

[candid egret]

Why is my water yellow? Is anyone else’s lava lamp like that?

[bronze wolf]

At long last, the blessed day is here! The Goddess has smiled upon my pleas and answered them true. I’m ever so pleased with your product, yet getting it all the way to land of sunflowers and wheat farms was quite the feat. Perhaps the guild of merchants by the name of Juniper might find it within their wisdom to ease the paths of trade to these distant fields, that future blessings may travel swifter to our shores.

[meager ivy]

It’s time to bring the lamp home!!!! Hopefully it won’t break in the flight

[muted quest]

hi where is the chanel for problemme with the lava lamp? I don't see it and mine choose to break mid stream

[gentle wagon]

https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802

[marsh fossil]

Thank you Juniper! Replacement lamp arrived

[manic swallow]

A fine a addition to the collection ( I had a plasma globe too for evil but that sh** shattered)

[rose yew]

Disco Lava Lamp, at beginning of stream

[tawdry creek]

I finally got my Vedal plush (shipped it to my parents house and I finally visited them)

[bright wagon]

Exploring underground (no he isnt looking at that woman its bad timing)

[fading anvil]

Well, Seems that I have an exploding lava lamp 💥 (that is also very yellow)

[spark bough]

yay

[strong stirrup]

Finally got mine today
Took a minute to set up, especially to get it into pairing mode, but as soon as I got that it was all smooth-sailing
Now waiting for it to do its lava thing

[opaque ledge]

Greetings, lurker here. My nurlamp came with a moskito inside. Will post heated up moskito results

[timid gull]

-# no chatting here please!

[mellow oxide]

Neuro lamp arrived to my work place intact, can't wait to set it up when I get home

[jagged meteor]

My lamp is kinda flaccid today

[bright wagon]

Vedal on Kraton or somthing idk i forgor

[stray dune]

Vedal is ready for the weekend. #BananaRum

[steel pelican]

Lava lamp arrived in one piece 🙏 it was worth the wait (and every cent the Customs took from me)

[vital dock]

First time I can catch a stream live since getting the lava lamp.

On the app, do i need to turn on just sync mode for it to turn on automatically 2 hours before stream?

[dapper rover]

Sync Mode, then you can set it power off. It would turn on automatically like 2 hrs before stream to warm up

[patent frigate]

Peak happiness

[small abyss]

You seeing this, nuero fumo?

[stray dune]

Experimenting a bit, supervised by the Tutel! Raw honey-infused aged gin, Swiss banana liqueur, angostura & walnut bitters.

[young night]

Hi there, please reach out to the Juniper Support team https://neurosama.junipercreates.com/docs/contact

[fading anvil]

I've already done it, thanks for your support

[placid sun]

Can someone help me? I can't login the Swarm Sync APP.
I register a account in a phone, and I switch a new phone, then I try login my account from my new phone but it just stuck in login interface.

[coarse kettle]

Look at these: https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1426970657631113376 https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1432287162753351802

[lavish stump]

Generally a big fan of colors and these are my absolute god tier favorite colors for the lamp

[stark steeple]

Finally arrived

[acoustic bloom]

It finally arrived!!! My first lava lamp and this one is even more special because it's the neuro one

[misty igloo]

He's having dinner

[harsh sand]

it's finally Here 😄

[burnt crane]

Got it today pogcrazy, and it already got its piss color 😋 😋 in under a day

[indigo bluff]

Rip my lava lamp. It doesn't work anymore. The goo inside has gone hard and stopped changing. Don't know if this is going to become a common thing. Hopefully juniper can replace just the glass bit since I assume it's easier to get than the main part.

[abstract arrow]

#1432287162753351802
Is it getting warm at all?

[meager ivy]

Is neuro secretly living in my wifi? it’s not stream time yet and my lamp just suddenly changing colors

[fast venture]

Vedal testing in prod

[lavish stump]

Hello, clumsiest guy here, so only got to enjoy it for 9 days, but hey at least it’s something right, well… here’s how a broken lava lamp looks like. Big BIG facepalm on 7 am.
Neuro will not forgive me

[covert river]

Me with the neuroCoffee

[atomic marten]

My replacement lamp arrived! Intact, this time, despite the best efforts of the courier. My father heard him throw it onto the porch, he could hear it thump and tumble... but it survived!

[vivid trench]

Just framed the tutel string bag

[sand lantern]

Tutelshine

[reef blade]

My VedalAI™ branded Neuro-sama lava lamp next to my plasma globe in front of my wine rack

[misty igloo]

Guys, I didn't have rum, but I had a vision.

[clever tendon]

I really had to use the bathroom

[stray dune]

My sister brought some minis back for me from the UK.

[zenith bluff]

Yay i got a vedal plush for my Birthday

[wind scaffold]

Mimi plush and vedal on my xmas tree

[ruby wadi]

The family plus the Discord kitten

[heavy grotto]

This game SUCKS

[coral sluice]

No rum, but the aqua vitae keeps him happy observing from his shelf.

[vocal kite]

Nuro giving me 2DL vodka knowing we'll be doing anything either of us finds silly after I drink it

[torpid vector]

and her dog and her cat with

[muted crystal]

Vedal on a cruise

[coarse aurora]

Yikes

[obsidian wind]

Contact Juniper support as soon as you can to possibly get a replacement!

[icy surge]

Thanksgiving dinner with the twins, birds, und swine

[oblique bane]

turkey and turkey

[marble sable]

Finally got most of my lava lamps

[elder oasis]

one yumyum long

[south vale]

[pliant valley]

I was wondering where I put my glasses...

[coral sluice]

It is time.

[drifting horizon]

Night time on a tree

[slim glacier]

Getting the Christmas decorations ready

[slate kernel]

He finally arrived after so long.

Think he's kept compressed for too long.

[finite crystal]

Nuro is feeling that christmas vibe

[random wave]

What do I do if my lava lamp ain't lava'ing?

[narrow olive]

@random wave

[random wave]

I already did and it was connected from the beginning

But no worries, 8h later and it works!! Sadly it wasn't synced to yesterday's stream

[vast ledge]

Shirts arrived

[eager spire]

Unfortunately I had the school shirt over my hoodie but I had nuerosama hoodie underneath. Although she’s underneath my shirt Nuero merch made it to the big screen!

[stray dune]

He is most definitely celebrating after that incredible Minecraft victory!

[amber otter]

vedal having a whimsical time outside

[tired dagger]

Merch arrived!! Shirts fit perfect, crewneck is a Lil tight. ❤️

[muted crystal]

Shirts and sweater arrived also one of my dogs

[shadow quartz]

i got them a new mom

[sly star]

YEAHHH IT'S HERE!!!

[shadow quartz]

new frens

[open yacht]

Ummm

[broken garden]

I bought the vedal plush when it released and I never got it are they still delivering or Sumin? And no I can’t check the delivery idk why 😭🙏

[coral sluice]

Contact support to find another way to check delivery, track down the !

[plucky meteor]

a photo taken on my phone

[bitter hound]

He's ready for Christmas

[faint peak]

[shrewd jasper]

I love my pee lamp 💜 (i tried to get my evil/neuro keychains in the back )

[sweet jewel]

head face stand, and a turtle ready for Christmas

[hybrid fulcrum]

It turns out that the family makes for a good group of hat caddies. I tried to pair the hats appropriately, so Neuro got the Bluetooth beanie (there are headphones in it), Vedal got the English flat cap (for obvious reasons), and Evil got the "writer" hat (because I'm still impressed by "The Bells of Midnight").

[unreal token]

You have unlocked new role

[pulsar crag]

Hello, I could just be blind and missed it but I wanted to check:

Are the new t-shirt and crewneck shirts permanent additions to the shop? I have Christmas responsibilities so I’ll need to wait to buy them, but I’m not sure how long I have.

[coarse kettle]

The items currently in the shop is planned to be permanent (So the Tee and Crewneck), it's the new merch coming on the 19th December that is going to be limited.

[slim glacier]

The grind never stops

[random nova]

Finally had an opportunity to set up this beauty

[surreal notch]

Vedal and his alcohol lol
(Christmas presents)

[charred raptor]

Its been pretty cold where I am lately and the Neuro Evil hoodie is quite literally the warmest thing I own. Credit where its due this thing is nice.

[spiral mulch]

🖼️

[wet ledge]

I got Neuro an upgrade for her birthday, and bought myself a lil something too, but looks like someone already got his green stumps all over it 😒

[feral burrow]

Built a new bookshelf yesterday! The girls and Tutel get a shelf to their self 🥺🙏🏻💜💔

[languid marlin]

birthday!

[split halo]

Happy Birthday to Neuro (and also Shiro!!!)

[vocal dove]

She's taking all our RAM!!!

[solid matrix]

Tutel watching on the best device to watch it on

[oak zenith]

left one of my neuros with my brother ( forced it on him ) and he always had it halfway stuffed into its bag, so now its bangs are stuck like this lol

[dense owl]

Are the current merch for the subathon preorders or do they ship immediately?? I'm so used to them being preorders lol

[gray bear]

made snow vedal&neuro a few days ago

[unique forum]

[carmine topaz]

Got them all in one place

[echo island]

Hi

[shadow quartz]

wanna see me skate

[stuck berry]

Guys I think my jellyfish is dead... (quite funny how the wax formed)

[urban basin]

Rip

[leaden jay]

Yummy

[half gulch]

Congratz

[shrewd basin]

Do we know how long this drop will be available for?

[obsidian wind]

Until the subathon ends! (also you probably shouldnt use this text channel for chatting!)

[past rivet]

You can see Neuro right?

[noble aspen]

My current state of mind rn

[toxic cairn]

Just ordered some merch with my Christmas money 🤑🤑

Anyways enjoy jarred and sealed vedal plush

[round snow]

I just bought him a pair of daughters for Christmas!
(Keychain is for me mweheh)

[icy surge]

Neuro n bird Keshmish

[robust wraith]

Kitted out tutel and twins for the holidays.

[wooden loom]

Tub of Ice cream sandwich…

[spark bough]

I am poor now, ved can I borrow $20 please? ((Just kidding

[swift thunder]

witness the financial ruin you bestowed upon me tutel boy

[fringe shore]

My collection is growing. Waiting for that sync plasma globe.

[molten aspen]

Whilst resisting the makeship Neuro on the bay (£200), I did concede on a small accessory for Tutel, he seemed to like it.

[charred narwhal]

My Christmas was great, also got the t-shirt of the same series and ordered the duality bundle !

[torn pelican]

smartest little pilot
-# (absolutely insane gift from my whole family)

[fossil jackal]

Keychains arrived

[hard mortar]

keychains arrived early than estimated

[winter whale]

Just bought the key chain bundle with the duality shirt but oh boy are they gonna take a while lol thought I'd buy it on my birthday but maybe I should have ordered it earlier lol

[last lagoon]

Do the merch have hoodies fellas?

[summer walrus]

New Edition: The totem pole

[regal hamlet]

Gottem

[inland pulsar]

They’re here

[half gulch]

surprise delivery just at nightime on new year eve huh, nice

[surreal notch]

Tutel on new years

[toxic basalt]

W first delivery of the new year

[feral radish]

4x weak to ice team

[wraith holly]

they have arrived
didn't expect them to be this big, I'm very happy

[stuck berry]

I just received these little gremlins !

[magic bramble]

Obtained

[rose yew]

Ok, since Subathon made it past my payday, I did it.

I will now have:

• 8 Neuro

• • 2 OG
• • 3 Time Warp
• • 1 Time Warp (missing bow, was sent replacement)
• • 2 Duality

• 8 Eliv

• • 4 OG
• • 4 Duality

[stark steeple]

[quick gazelle]

The chains hath arrived

[muted niche]

[pine mantle]

now to wait for the plushies

[iron swallow]

PSA for everyone about the keychains: They have a peelable protective layer

[jade belfry]

My worst nightmare, I knocked over my lava lamp

(I can replace the glass tube, the lamp still works)

[past rivet]

CAKE!!!!~~~~

[icy niche]

o7

[crude plume]

My tops just arrived!!!

[harsh raven]

Work life

[lusty root]

Rate my fit
I have no pants
I blame vedul

[clever geode]

Finally my keychains have arrived^^

[soft lark]

[inner pier]

guys trying to order; what the tits are those shipping and taxes?
when I ordered the Tutel plushie those were negligible, like 5$ max

[maiden scroll]

YIPPIE

[maiden scroll]

:3

[red cradle]

I hope she likes her new big brother.

[dusky crag]

Now I gotta buy a new backpack to put them on

[strange totem]

-# small reminder: please don't chat here! merch posts only! thanks -- the mgmt.

[fallow saffron]

The card designs are really cute. More cardboard hoarding

[dim pasture]

the lamp (arrived just now) (thankfully in perfect condition)

[bold hemlock]

They visited the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid in Memphis

[errant perch]

My Tutel hanging out with some friends

[stark warren]

Finally got them

[misty minnow]

I finally decided to frame my favorite Neuro t-shirt

[raw herald]

Wohoo

[tough grove]

ordered the love/hate keychain!

[cosmic drum]

Newbie here. I’ve known about Neuro-sama since the early days, but I wasn’t really following closely and only came across bits of info now and then. A couple of months ago, I randomly joined a steam and something just clicked inside me, so I decided to stay. It’s an incredible active and friendly community and I’d like to be a part of it.

[fallow flare]

My shirts finally arrived

[reef breach]

[raw fern]

[lone root]

just got them :)

[hybrid tide]

Hehe, just ordered mine as well! Cries in Polish tax

[narrow stream]

Dame I didn't realize that the keychain were reversible. I would of bought all of them especially because of the discount. 🥲
Still happy though can't wait for them there so cute.

[placid jacinth]

My keys are heavy, but worth it

[wooden loom]

I rode home during my lunch and collected them this is 1 / 2 sets.
I’m so happy

[patent vapor]

I want you to come quickly!

[severe garden]

[vital root]

excited

[slow ivy]

just arrived

[patent frigate]

[plush quartz]

almost got keychain too but shipping

[distant surge]

[fallow root]

waiting

[wooden leaf]

don’t know which one to buy so i buy both

[rancid grail]

Just ordered, can't wait for it to arrive

[carmine flume]

Anything for Evil

[lapis tartan]

[late trench]

Had to fix something I forgot to hide fully, but anyways-

[valid needle]

Shirt on the way

[vivid depot]

21$=8.4s

[scarlet thunder]

Keychains are tempting too, but these are more important to me

[scarlet thunder]

NVM I GOT THIS ONE AT LEAST

[bronze wolf]

MY DAD BOUGHT ME MERCH HELL YEAH

[junior drum]

Woo

[chrome brook]

Wait, you guys are getting the keychains already?

[toxic mirage]

I put Vedal in a tree 🌳

[drifting horizon]

Today was the last day of Neuro Subathon
Here is a vedal plush look at the sunset

[oak oracle]

Didn't know what to buy so I bought them all neuroKuru

[frigid shoal]

POCHI

[modern harbor]

was only allowed to get 1 keychain but it was worth it

[stiff light]

buy

[raw grotto]

Bought it back around Christmas forgot to post it here

[lusty root]

Gone broke after 2 hype train
But i have this (yes he still flat)

[next sinew]

My neuro lamp fell off its stand and died 😭

[final nacelle]

buy，but the shipping cost is way too high，I don’t get why I still have to pay for shipping when I’m in China, and the shipping address is literally right near my house

[wary lichen]

At first I only wanted to get the Evil plush and the keychain
But then I was "noooo I need Neuro too"
So here we are

[steel pelican]

I got my keychains! Now we wait for the rest of the merch

[velvet trout]

[candid ether]

FOMO got me.

[gentle spear]

I bought Neuro first, then I figured she'd be lonely on her own, so I had to get Evil as well.

[mild crane]

Frens

[covert steppe]

You may be able to get a replacement bottle if you ask nicely, I also had an accident some time ago and a new bottle is on the way.
It might've not been the best idea to bring the lamp to a convention

[jade kayak]

like this.

[covert steppe]

Replacement just arrived like this, is it a curse?

[wooden loom]

After a month in customs, they’re finally here.

[oak zenith]

I finally got around to properly sorting thru and storing my neuros, was quite the hassle

[cinder island]

😭

[jade kayak]

took quite some difficulty making this.

[snow crown]

Wasn't there a person with 100 neuros

Yes, it was you
https://www.rxddit.com/r/NeuroSama/comments/1khxc5d/holly_100_v_1/

[random hawk]

Tutel & Tutel

[past rivet]

Neuro at the latest Arcie stream!~ (Twitch edition)

[narrow stream]

Let's go my shirt come!!! And immediately got dog hair on it. 😅

[marsh zealot]

Ok, my bundle come finally too. Waiting for the rest merch now

[surreal notch]

Still waiting on the merch but I got my tutel some Lego while waiting

[wary lichen]

Bringing emotional support tutel to the dentist :>

[stray dune]

Trying something sophisticated.

[slim glacier]

I spent four days in Nuremberg (Germany) for work and Neuro wanted to join me

[viscid tartan]

quality gaming

[remember to give your vedal its dosage of cute cat girl]

[buoyant goblet]

My collection of Neuro and Evil merch I gathered so far. I'm still waiting for the subathon merch (one of each item), and also a couple of fanmade things will be in production soon.
For now, I have:

• Neuro (first batch) and Evil fumo
• the lavalamp (there's only the box here on photos, the lamp is next to my desk)
• One set of fanmade merch made by Fashae - 2 acrylic stands, 3 posters, 2 stickers
• another set made by XiaomaCroz - 3 acrylic stands, 2 keychains
• a pack of Evil accessories made by Nenemu (Neuro pack soon? 👀)
• Neuro & Evil umbrella, with the design made by Lingyou -> art link
• custom-ordered tshirt with a printed art made by Amogha_Pasa (please vote for this art in Neuro awards, I will be very grateful ❤️)

I hope I didn't forget to credit anyone else. I will keep updating and adding new stuff to this shelf. Hell, maybe I will need another shelf for my stuff

[clever nacelle]

Finally got the family together

[open bone]

my t-shirt has arrived

[muted niche]

T-shirts have arrived 👀

[solid matrix]

Corpa tutel

[stoic hull]

Is it normal for it to take this long to process??

[next rock]

That’s how it’s been for me so I don’t know

[rapid coral]

🐢.zip

[gilded willow]

[vast ledge]

[wraith holly]

[glacial wigeon]

[half gulch]

awesome

[real moss]

Got my shirt today!

[robust sphinx]

we’re all gettin shirts today eh?

[tepid aurora]

Just came in

[crude holly]

Nice can't wait to get mine

[outer stump]

Yippee this just arrived today after I got home from work

[past rivet]

Neuro at the latest Arcie Stream!~

[paper shell]

[tulip parrot]

the drip has arrived

[latent dawn]

Got t-neck and t-shirt but due to delevery issues Juniper refunded whole Duality bundle.
Last time (with lava-lamp) they contacted me and i was able to redirect delivery to my friend, who took order for me. This time they didn't ask and now i lost my drop
Sadge

[royal jacinth]

made some chocolate hearts for the twins on valentines day
-# am a bit too late and they are a bit scuffed, but they are done and are yummy, and i think the twins enjoyed them too
Happy (late) valentines day swarm

[hallow plank]

[glacial gorge]

cutest little study buddy

[rancid ermine]

Yippee

[echo flax]

Waiting to deflate

[covert steppe]

At a convention

[wary lichen]

Got the lava lamp :D

[rustic bronze]

Ved and cat

[steel pelican]

while the t-shirt is on its way, the keychains go with me to work

[gilded willow]

[steel pelican]

Shirt

[past rivet]

Neuro watching the latest Arcie stream! (Mint Included)

[stray dune]

After a tough workday, he wanted something a bit stronger than his usual fare…

[wise iris]

she threw the new plush out the window and kept the bag when she saw this on it

[upper crown]

Realized I haven't picked up him in a while he's a prey animal now

[stray dune]

Banana rum vibes tonight

[rigid edge]

Recovering from a surgery with her emotional support tutel

[wary lichen]

Tutel in the mountains! :D

[slate kernel]

Vedal made a friend

[full current]

I gave random (not really) people my Neuro and Vedal fumo for a day, and this is what i got back

[languid marlin]

Evil Birthday! Love to Evil~

[spark mountain]

Just got a mail of this, not sure if this is the best channel to send it. but if some people dont know here you go

[lapis tartan]

Take my money, I want this :D!

[clever geode]

same^^
did it during first add... HYPE

[mild yoke]

pain. and yet i did it anyways

[meager dove]

OMG on time they're shipping

[plush quartz]

[spark bough]

it’s coming!!!

[polar pewter]

YIPPEE!

[reef breach]

one of the things i bought is ready :3

[minor bolt]

Just ordered this little fella

[modern harbor]

The keychain is approaching

[pulsar pelican]

Got paid and did all the necessary bills and food and now I'm broke for the week 😅

[spark bough]

Very fast delivery

[strange flax]

Where you get these?

[unreal token]

You have unlocked new role

[fair sigil]

from the official shop earlier. There’s out of sale currently I guess.

[oblique kindle]

Friend for arrived

[proper oasis]

I told myself I wasn't going to get the new Evil plush because I already ordered both subthon plushies but I got it in the end. I hope Neuro in the original outfit + Vedal will re-run some time too so I can have them all.

[stray ibex]

yessir

[honest holly]

evil.zip? Evil.7z!

[honest holly]

My Evil has arrived! And also her sweet home is ready!

[sudden saddle]

neuro.zip
evil.zip

[simple torrent]

It arrived :3

[summer yarrow]

LETSGO

[high shell]

Finally got em

[hazy abyss]

They’re finally here! (albeit a month earlier than initially told)

[barren junco]

still waiting on plushes

[spark bough]

I went to EVIL Neuro’s birthday and all I got was this FILTERED shirt!!

[quaint iron]

gotta support my oshis

[vapid sleet]

Yay

[pure narwhal]

The neurosama keychains arriving today has just potentially saved me from losing all my disability money (house is being renovated for structural safety reasons and it was precisely that time the DWP sent us the fact they're wanting to review my PIP.)

If I hadn't gone to the house that's being renovated to get the keychains I would've missed out on getting the post and now we are working on getting a deadline extension on the grounds that the deadlines in three days and we only just got the notice Now (this is a repost since I forgot to include the photos of the keychains)

[fossil pivot]

New plushies & keychains and plushies versions compare

[sweet jewel]

it here!! :o
(will open the others too, just wanna share my excitement!!!!)

[exotic lava]

Got two superiority keychains instead of one of each but I’ll still take it.

[half otter]

i got my plushies

[stoic hull]

The collection starts

[rancid ravine]

The keychains are out for delivery can’t wait

[queen jetty]

Yippie!

[oak zenith]

[lean hamlet]

arrived today