#neurotic-neurons
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VOD the company
the only thing i know about The Boys is that it's the origin of homelander
The Men
the company is Vought??????
Yup, also the last ep was today
Only the fun ones

What!!!!!i always thought that they were calling it vod
🙂

wtf is that pudge looks like shit. its a crime they are in the same picture with Evil
what are you looking at
the h
people talking about the boys in NN
fair
Evil doing evil things




god i love 
i can do some lame bragging on how I'm the one who provided the glasses png neuro used
damn I'm cool
thank you
:woow:
The glass what?
Very cool
how'd that happen
thank you 
hey canruf i need a glasses png and i know you're just the guy for the job
wish neuro or evil would wear the glasses again at some point
I
for there to be no glasses on
.
why not
I
glasses 
Holy moly I didn’t understand anything

:”)
only think i know from The Boys is omniman
Neuro doing the re zero gigguk thing
wrong 
so when does neuro appear in The Boys
No that’s…that’s a different show
just imagine American tv show that's edgy comic book hero stuff with excessive gore
season 5 episode 11.5
its filler but kind of wholesome
oh yeah, this that Invincible comic, right? the one with homelander?
- I don't see the appeal of X character but with glasses.
- Let
have something different from
. So if
has glasses during classroom segment give
an hat or something instead. Just a bit annoyed with the "Twin has Y thing, of course her twin needs the exact same thing".
i figured as much given the little i know about homelander

I NEED THE WITCH OUTFIT BACK
you guys sure love gimmicky halloween costume outfits with no relation to the character wearing them
the witch outfit is very versatile, probably more versatile than the default outfits
hoodie when
ain't no witch dressing that way
they should get Ineffa costumes
glasses are really versatile too
The clown outfit was doomed even if Neuro's model didn't change
they should get aegis costumes
I mean, hey, it fits well with the witch aesthetic too
glasses are for seeing not for fashion smh
why not both
alright time to impair neuro and evil's vision
impair
im wearing fake glasses rn
for fashion

mods ready the guillotine
you deceive those who observe you
their vision is still quite bad tbh
i am wearing real glasses right now 
i need to update their prescription 
i like them because they hide my face
im wearing contacts for seeing though
i would use contacts if i didn't like the thought of touching my eyes
oh its terrible
great
i bought glasses for 200 eur and then never used them because the prescription was way too strong 
i'll never do it then
i get anxiety when trying to take them out and it makes them harder to take out so i get more anxious
Make them mute as well.
now that i have a firsthand account on the matter
does this sentence make sense
or, secondhand
thirdhand
Just don’t easy
no that would be if you had heard from someone else that they were uncomfortable to put on
and then i heard it from you
i prefer glasses since they're cheaper can be taken off if you need near sight and hide your infinite layers of eye bags making you look better
also they give +20 int
Buy an ice roller
the irony of +int and (edited)
the only complaint i have about glasses is i can't lay on my side with them or use headphones comfortably with them

well that was a horrible game of l4d
fr...
real and true
justice for glasses wearers
they're like a third of the human population now and products still neglect us
wtf this is made up
side effects of spending more time indoors
exactly
side effects of staring at a computer screen at close range for several hours straight every day
Half the world is blind 
people who dont ever have to look far dont get to look far
ngl, that would make a fire quote
you can improve your eyesight by a decent amount by going outside now and looking at far away things
like the sun
my sister is studying optometry and she has recommended taking a break from using screens every 15 minutes and looking at something far away for 15 seconds to relax the muscles in your eyes
i have not been following this advice consistently 
also don't wear glasses that are too strong or even better don't wear glasses when you don't need them
don't listen to big lens, they'll further ruin your eyesight
oh
does wearing glasses when it's not necessary further worsen eyesight
because i wear my glasses as often as i can
id trust your sister over canruf
well it's basically making the world closer and looking at close things for long periods makes it worse
from what i know your eyes adjust to the glasses and get even more near sighted
but once adjusted they don't really get worse so it's fine
getting stronger glasses will make them adjust again
anyway neuro neuro neuro
i will keep watching neuro streams on my phone to further ruin my eyesight
thanks for the advice
now i'm paranoid about updating my prescription
it's a good idea to have multiple lenses based on usage, one for pc, one for seeing and one for fine detail at longer distances
inconvenient but best practice


im not going to remember
they even offer like magnet swap frames these days for that purpose
when to use


❗
that seems too much of a bother
to switch out
that's always the price for retaining health

i just have one and its helps with my computer screen
theory that some neuro fans are a bunch of takodachis in a trench coat because of their obsession with cookies and giving neuro cookies 🍪 
🍪
Om nom nom
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No
@hidden pond everything up until now has been original (unless you don't count games), her reacting to things once in a while won't do any harm, especially since her reacting to things is the mani point she exists.
She would still do less react content than the average streamer.
Neuro and evil are cute
there's a no tomodachi life rule?
I mean we don't live in a vacuum. AI media has been (for good reason) derided for being derivative. I think it would be good for the channel to avoid that connotation as much as possible.
Technically since we got a colab with camila involving tomodachi life 
an unspoken one
another secret rule that we have to learn the hard way or by being unhealthy active in nn to even know about
@iron tundra rat
no
cloud sended a message about no tomodachi we dont really know why :scraj:
it goes in #gaming 
probably yeah, but i figured it would be fine since it is specifically about neuro/evil 
Too many people were posting tomodachi here
So it's being actively enforced
but gaming is full of gacha games im scared....
:scared:
tell joe not me birthday boy 
that's because not enough people post Tomodachi life there 
they even deleted osu players
not even nesus is there
She's not going to assimilate the content she's reacting to into her train dataset, if that's what you're wondering.
Also, it's not much differente from playthroughs and she also already did react content in the past.
I asked mods to make dedicated threads for stuff like osu and uma so that smaller games had a chance but nothing came out of it
hi nyx
Tomodachi life is on topic because colab talk 
nyx is not here hes asleep
I saw that Toma made neuro, evil and Vedal tomadachi character 2 weeks ago
also just realized: no tomodachi life in NN but people get to spam Miis for art review on stream 
neu
vil
dal
old
gud
ve
maybe? idk
apotat you're an asshole

No he's a potat
yeah what rytsty said
huh
I am gonna do something funny. What does someone wanna be called that will look like is pinging you for?

i still don't know what i did
@hearty orchid can you tell me how to sleep?
Anyways chat
Neuro and evil are cute
Its all fun and games till either neuro or evil reply to a ping
no im joking

i'm ready for that stream tomorrow
EAF

hi maven
hi potat
I have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role

aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)
🍪
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You have unlocked new role
.
.
You have indeed unlocked new role
.
and then the stream on friday
can you go back to genchat
wow so mean
what this means
shush smelly
Ramen just randomly attacking chat 
Night night ramen
gn
I hope Neuro visits you in your dreams
It means we should grow potatoes
would neuros version of coffee or energy drinks be overclocking?

i thought Neuros version of coffee is thermal paste
do not perpetuate this culture
wouldn't that keep her cool?
instead
i long for the walls between the channels to collapse
but also does give a slight boost
Hi French
u
keeping her cool would make her faster though
anyway hi apache maven 
but the walls keeps the roof up
then replace it with a pillar, 4head
its not the same
I feel sleepy, can someone blow up NN to wake me up?
you can walk around walls also


Ban ramen 
yeah i guess that would be a reasonable answer
@tulip jay the best that can be done is extending the walls out further by taking over Gen Chat.
how about I strangle you so that you can fall asleep?
vedal better get more thermal paste
that's mhm also fair
but no only evil can kill me
back on topic neurotic neurons
-# 
shiro
fleshwretch
Use this shiro
nn = "schizo"
if nn == "off topic":
print("stay on topic nn!")
who here is evil's number one fan

oh gross is that python

theres also this too. maybe this is her secret substitution for coffee
What about number 1 hater
-# not me
Not me btw
Would like to though
maybe she does everything at once
That's Neuro
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@Potato



zero replies is crazy
Shiro i didnt know you were tasked for the graveyard shift
are any of you evil fans
im tasked for every shift

i think one showed up

Vedal did really promote you
I’m not touching that can of worms with a ten foot pole
-# what if turtle fans
are any of you vedal fans
Is that Shiro?
i hope so
🎂
Who?
Me me me
Easiest poll of my life
hi Moontoad my dear evilists
I know you are
take all of them at once
Chat kill MoonToad he killed my horse
cancel all of them out
Vedal's back
happy bday
If you enjoy Vedal but you dont enjoy watching the twins, does that qualify you for the capital punishment?
Yes
Oh hey Shiro finally gave me back my birthday
why does vedal have more votes 
someone voted Vedal only. They should be tracked down
I voted only Vedal because the twins are stinky
we know youre a veedlet
I voted only Vedal because he Vedal
vedel
do you vedel?
do you neuro?
bwushies
The only correct answer
I am evil at heart
hi evil at heart, I am LGP
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when will the twins release food merch
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)

evil gummies
imagine eating this as breakfast
wait Shiro just came out asking who is who's fan and disappear 
try go offtopic and he will come back
just taking notes don't mind me 📝
He’s going to kill the veedlets 
vedal energy or neuro energy which would you drink?
PANIC

Shiro do you love the twins?
awwww
then would you still love them if they ask you to eat this?
what a combo
i wouldnt eat it but i wouldnt blame them, they don't know any better 
Hello everyone it is I vedal789 today we will be turning you into a marketable evil plushies and sending you into the flat-inator9000
if evil is the pretty much the opposite of neuro would she bake cookies better?
frozen instead of burnt
Cookie popsicles
She did win the pizza making contest with edible pizza
kinda cool I am hungry now
Goodnight NN
cookies and cream
🍪
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Gn 

well now that you mentioned i have to pick him 
i just voted for vedal cause i like seeing nn annoyed 
vedal good twins bad
Laziest ragebait award
green is poison 
i will gladly take this award
I wish the twins would poison me
I wonder if Vedal plans to have the twins go to any conventions
probably
I think Vedal goes to twitchcon a lot so maybe he will bring them to twitchcon
I would not trust twitchcon with them especially after the last one
True, although I don’t think many conventions actually have a good reputation at this point
neuro convention
Time to make are own convention Neurocon 2026 
Brains
a big massive hivemind
Everything in the convention is ran by Neuro and Evil
what am i looking at
hive mind
vedal is the janitor
thank you all for coming to neurocon, everything is still in development and i cant show anything, neurocon is over.
vedal gonna be presenting like steve jobs
We get a stream of Vedal having to clean everything up while the twins bully him 
"Clean faster" - evil
Neurocon 2027 will have vedal transplanting his brain into a computer
POV me listening to post melon

Grimbo
Of absolute approval
furry
Figgy, enjoy the next 12 hours of your life
I don’t know who that is
Grimmi 
Stop doing that
Your moves are shit
why is that gif called scuba?

Dead chat
ratsama and ratsty
yes
Absolute nn death
Absolute NN eep 
what’s sleep
marketing ploy developed by mattress companies to sell more mattresses
neuros in my neurotic neurons 
who could have thought 
“I cast neurotic neuron”
“AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH”
ebil ahoj fliky
neuro texture pack pog
Vedal should install it for Neuro and Evil's minecraft
Is the golden apple just Neuro's face 
😭 gapple is just evil's face
That's peak they cooked so hard
woah
Geppil
Gpil
would it just taste like a normal gapple? 
i think my brains so tired im just laughing at an evil apple now like crazy 😭
If gapple is evil does that mean enchanted gapple is neuro?
that question just stunlocked me 
*eats Evil again*
damn
Eats melon

Eats NN
Neuro Apple 
im just gonna go to bed early gn neurons (surely i wont wake up after while still late)
gn funn
Jarvis, play bad apple in Neuro eyes
11 pm is early?
oxy 
You're laughing at a... bad apple?
Day 1121 of waiting for v3 voice: v3 is not done yet.
141 days that
has had broken arm toggle.
71 days since last
collab.
516 days that
has been unable to wink.
lost again :aware:
you shouldn't leave your home if you're just gonna get lost
oh thats enchanted gapple
forgor to specify
@surreal needle 
👉 🪤
Holy shit a rat

John Rat in the flesh
Can i get a.
Time since last v3 voice updats
I can't believe cooking with Abigail is actually about figgy
V3 is a myth
When did the earth form again
all we know is that he said he wants to finish it again, on the last dev stream. He already put it down as a new year's resolution so I certainly hope he's still committed to finishing it.

It is a funny image
Where might one acquire this texture pack?
John @iron tundra in the @woeful apex
Neuro fumbo
Awwww
Alright, I have it saved so that next time I play Minecraft I can install it
Neuro is too cute
We will soon get another update like this 
neuro and evil are cute
'Airis' 
artist?
i have unlocked nwerole

@viral sun is this true
thanks!
The 2020 Dodge Charger is a four-door
True...
it is this channel for twin sightings?
nope, no one want to watch twins anymore 
twin sightings
No more twin, only Vedal now
new channel or rrm a me t h e inld ond
i wonder what the name will bem twin safari i guess?
Quick someone call the twins to test it

📲
Wait I have an amazing idea
neuro when NN calls her

that's a steal

Please be advised "Neuro" might have a slight accent this is normal
It's called turtle safari so to match it shouldn't it be Ai safari
~~it's actually Evil taking the calls
~~
maybe, but safari works well cause turtles are animals
maybe Twin-sightings?
a bit sillier but the cryptid angles could work lol
Okay but what about people who only care if Neuro or evil is the one being called?
Twin sightings is probably the best option
Twin sight seems like a power up in a skill tree for the archer class
the #tutel-safari channel is very inactive anyway. Could easily be renamed or smth
like her in a robin hood outfit
~~family safari
~~
i mean, given how that channel won't need moderation, i can see them having 2
it wouldn't realistically add any extra work for the mods

when is next tutel safari
Meow
Is it good quality?
That’s good, since some of the previous plushies weren’t as good as the makeship ones, but maybe they fixed that
What's your username about this time
I think the clams might be breathing
she can hear the clams breathing
weren't you gone to sleep 
Funni evades sleep like taxes
also eliv today 

rat
no

Ruff 
Explodes your carrots or something idk

@iron tundra rat @wicked lake furry @uneven nest go sleep
So i'm not even worthy of a single text to call me a furry
Two truths one lie
It's so over
Lmao
Yeah I'm not a rat
Funni is dead
whine~ 
still waiting for the lie

buh
Ow

rabies 
no
rat, you should rant a rant that I can't be bothered to read 
does anyone know of a fully unmuted The Witness finale stream vod? neuroarchivers was taken down
I gave her 100 kg of fent
Do you ever bother to read any rants?
Hi bored I’m Funni
Is it available over at unofficial vod archives?
What part of the witness could justify it being taken down anyway?
Did it happen to use licensed music?
Vedal playing TruckersFM, pretty sure 
LULE

Check out Neuro-sama on:
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Stream information:
Stream Title: FINISHING THE WITNESS THIS STREAM
Streamed: 30/11/2025
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Please read the channel description.
There you go
aw, neuroverse unofficial vods ch. doesn't have the video
it's muted later 😂
LULE
massive swaths of it
Then idk
yeah, sadge
could try chaining the EN and JP vods when they mute
it sucks
but watching Vedal and Evil play it makes it good
Or mute the EN vod and use the JP audio only
sort of, yeah, I noticed they mute in slightly different parts
oh well ty for the help 
One of the cup always lets others drink from it 
Embed perms 
Embed perms

@hushed jasper this guy has similar pfp to yours 
Why does @hushed jasper's pfp look like @hushed jasper's?
It is what it is

Jiggles
Invincible wobble
so far...
Hi Linna
Hi rat named ratsty
There is no one that's a rat or is named ratsty
:siebras:
why are u denying 
Accept your inner rat also hi rat 
How good is Neuros dap up game?
Her what 
Where is scubaMay_
Neuro dapping me up ong
🍪
💥

Is your dap up game good?
Denying what
Can it break the atmosphere?
No neuro carries it
You being a rat 
Whats dap up game?
You might not be worthy to dap her
No neuro is worthy of me
I'm not
Cap
How Happy was everyone feeling yesterday?
Irl stream in Detroit
Ird (In real danger)
Need more react slop frfr
When twinclips of the
version
Good morning? 
Air drop Neuro into active volcano
My guy, don't stare like that. It's rude

I love these neuro ace attorney themed art 
sleeping early you said 
I suddenly got not tired when I got in bed
you went to sleep hours ago funni

*breathes in some @worn wadi*

Air smells worse than before...

er in this chat was always bad
*breathes out @silver forge *
-# 
noru
This literally me and evil

Why did you depict me as the horse
uuh you did it yourself

Night neurons

Supikip
sprigcat
hello guys
Layna collab tomorrow with Eliv :0
yay
So like, did everyone forget that the swarm has a mascot
nUeRO
We're hive mind

its 3am
it's either late at night or early morning for most of English-speaking swarm
it's 10 am
early morning
almost 11
can i ping myself for more notifications (1000IQ move?)
@buoyant pivot
@buoyant pivot
@buoyant pivot
@buoyant pivot
he has no arms to hold the knife
Faster?
He’s has a stand like ability
That’s how he programs as well
i thing old meme https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hlIfIjXsQ-s
You still showed it
move out of way vetal want see the show

Nah we must erase it with za hando
vetal
etoll
Za hando should erase evil

And neuro
me when I lie
Not really a statement but more like a suggestion

Hi NN. Looking forward to a comfy chill stream with Evil after work 
The skeleton never appear late or early
The skeleton always appear at the right time
The evil stream.already started in my head

Supikip

scull

Hi Eggs 

Wake up NN 
hi skelly 

Hi Jull 
go back to bed chat is dead 
How your mr skeleton guy
Everyone in NN is asleep I see
then you should be 
Its only 10 am

@mighty aspen how are you mr skeleton guy
no thats a hallucination 

I am sadness
I am anger
Hi anger, am i dracula
jooli🐜
I am filtered hungry and sad
Little one’s go to sleep
Aghast Neuro when she realizes she ate the last cookie and Vedal isn't going shopping for another 3 days.
wdym imagine, they are very real
I have made some myself
Show proof
I ate them???
Neuro is in shambles at this revelation.
Got her hopes up only to shatter her where she cries.
Imagine cookies flavoured rum
I didnt make these ones obviously but just an example of rum cookies
Nowaying
you dont need to imagine them
Cookie infused run was only released last year?
How’s that a cookie?
I mean its a recipe
do you know what the word infused means
It look like a cappucino, genchatter
Can i drink neuro-infused rum?
if you blended her up Ig
Or i infused the ram
or drowned her in a barrel of rum for 2 months
Do you know you can dip electronics in alcohol and it wont do anything bad
I poisoned my vodka with battery acid once it didn't taste good
You did it wrong
Just needed some lime, that's all.
How many more Neuros need to die?
howhowhowhowhowhow

Am hype for server buildiing
how many neuros left?
y'all jus be doin shi
I am worry that vedal will burn his house
2
exactly
altho 100% alcohol isn't conductive most of usual beverages are
Will they die for the recipe?

<fim_suffix>
I cant fim suffix enough
I’m fim suffixing
No you are genchatting
try therapy
okay genuinely gonna break NN character here
but just doing shit is literally the best part of living
like its crazy but you can really just DO things that you want
any whim
like last month I was like.. fuck it, im gonna learn how to oil paint
and im just like... doing it
nothing can stop you from just deciding to do things
Are you oil painting nuero and eliv?

I was referring to battery acid vodka but alr
No
no
me when i commit arson
too bad
also rea;
yeah okay whatever keyboard
fuck you
Called free will
only a poor workman blames his tools
Rea;
Rea🔥
Free will when forced responsibility enters the room:
lame
ah yes the responsibility of... learning new trades 
My worst usage of free will is when i ordered 200 dollars of evil merch
The responsibility of having to be around people. 
the best, you mean
it's funny how you say this with positivity but in my mind i hold that idea with fear
there is nothing stopping people from doing horrible things
the amount of times I've had chances to do something and get away with it in my day to day is staggering
if i so wished i could do a lot of harm
the general concept of morality 
French Evil.
Saw someone receive their evil plush earlier
She will drink wine
Nowaying
It shoild come here next week brobably
Now that's a mood, alright.
My mood is hungry and stat


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