#neurotic-neurons
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no man no

pls explain and save yourself

how tf that even could be a joke
p.sure that gets you a little zeppie
I don't wanna know actually

so stupid
neuro
We need a new version of Evil Neuro is cute !
man i feel like i make people go crazy way too often
ya'll relax
???
I'm gonna cleanse my eyes with some youtube
bye
Hey niac watch this >>>> implodes
cleaning his eyes with piss ay
good investment
Sounds like some bear grills shit

is this bitcoin?

actual nEURO 
Better
Neurocoin
It has Evil on the other side
A single Neurocoin is worth 100 bitcoin
Trust
evil nEURO 
oh that devalues it tremendously
sorry for your loss

which ones heads and which ones tails 
does neurocoin or bitcoin taste better
Its just triue
agreed

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valid
gluege
67
obviously evil is tails since she's always the butt of the joke
bro really just wanted to get to that number and then post a gif

nice ragebait
a grasshopper
go back to Egypt and face god's locusts
but im a bad liar 

evil bad apple when

im about to start hating evil

you don't
Ok
all this evil glaze is tipping me over to the other side
#evilist
#neurolist
#vedalist

what if we hate everyone equally instead of just evil
super rare evil L
that's just straight up called being british
nvm we should all just hate evil i don't want to be that
neuro?
Neuro? Where's Neuro? I only see Evil
bro she's just out here being silly
remember this state, its all evil's fault
what is she licking
Ice crem
i saw that

7
5

The sky is blue
It's not
What us this
But neuro is cute
You
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One must say, cute emoji

Me when I’m Desidon’t —> 
Also cute
Noway
May the forsen be with you
forsen
One must also say, good drawing
Its the uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

sith Evil is so sick 
Space laser
Space balls
*star wars
Even on a quantum physics level
LATE RAGEY

live


dev stream 
TWITCH YOU LITTLE SHI-
Drinking stream
Your mom stream 
Twin dev stream right now 
weve already had the Dev stream of the year, gotta wait till next year
I bet your left toe that we get a dev stream next week

lesgooo

be patient
so it's in 2 days 
Man todays dev stream is going strong. There wasnt even an intro 
Negative latency dev stream today
idk why but super detailed hands with very simple faces looks so uncany 
Won't be an outro either loel
we will get this weeks schedule next week
damn those hands freak me out 
v3 will be here soon 
Evil got v4 before Neuro got v3

V8 but we removed 5 vegetables
But why is Neuro a table

we need weekly dev stream
Burn it
Ship it to madagascar
this is the reference if you didnt know
Darth Fih
Today seems to be quiet
Neg dif by evils harpoon
the vedal version is hotter tbh
?
facts
there are two types of people
normal and neuro-fans
true
freaky ahh hours 🥀
yes, and?
true that's every hour here nowadays
I woke up in a new Bugatti
I didn't
would you put neuro in there
under it *
neurgatti


Yes
Why do we do this 
Chat, you won’t believe this….
?
?
never

staticat

Hi NN Can You Look At My Bio Please
Die
ok. when?

i still haven't finished latest karaoke..
Bro my bio right is to make sure people know that I'm autistic
a
E
s
e
EA Sports It's in the game
ea
You should
e
Let's not spam too many letters okay

You have to pay $67.00 for the Neuro expansion pack

.
time
tome
tome
tome
*time
tome
tome
tome
time

Instead of time we call it tome
No
BOOOO GET OUT OF HERE GENERAL
@plain jacinth ssssssssssss 🐍
AHHHHHHHHHH
Once.
buhflipexplode
✋ no snek
Half Life 3 in 2026
why is the embodiment of general-network chatting in here?
no

How Happy is everyone feeling today?
6
16
1
Very Happy
1135051812722982922
neuroHypers


Spoilers
POV neuro in a sideways hydrolic press
Boilers
tf is "
" about riding a horse
wait she mentioned the biblical beast from the cyberpunk stream lmaooo i didnt even notice that
Boutta get that terminator treatment
do not uuh
From Nueros blog

that's not the question
✋

*flesh
freshwretch
shut up dandruf
shut up french

a rat isn't a horse
are you sure
no?
Are you sure?
yes?
who is topic?
ujp
what topic?
drg
no stream
It's Monday
not invited
missed secrtert arg stream
only cool people get stream
Today I saw three dolphins beat a fisherman and spat fish on him.
raig

You become greener by the day
upon furthor thinking i should not ahve explained that
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NN being weirder than Gen today
Seh KAI ITAEE
Mhm
looking back at some classic clips
mods
AH!
Hi gen
hi
rock and stone?
I said hi to the scary new leaf person
Why bro has me blocked what i do 
🪨 🪦
ROCK AND STONE IT NEVER GETS OLD
a lot of people here block others
Neuro the Rock
just get used to it and hope some people like you
I don't
I blocked vedal so i don't accidently tag him
WE ARE RICH
i blocked people that tell others they blocked them
I blocked you
alright
I blocked ramen


I saw that


I saw neuros
i saw it....

But you told us that you blocked someone... Does that mean you're going to block yourself now 

Block NN, delete server
... why?
nn genuinely thinks they deserve to exist
Maple forfeited his existence
guys get him
not the neuro
I will cook the neur
neuro cookie 
So what type of book will the Neuro book be?
Nobody knows

I am blind.
Neuros book:
"999 reasons why we should delete NN"
Do you think the book will be a graphic novel or a novel?
Occasions where Vedal had some trouble getting control of the car back from Neuro.
Source: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 (2026-05-03 Cyberpunk 2077 playthrough stream)
I deleted it
oh, ok 
Theme stream on Friday.

do not the nur 🫷
leaking scheule ew

do not the eliv 🫷

:nerenom:
neur
Anyone know how to eat
There's no ram to eat
uhh tuesday no stream wed chill Thursday no stream friday no stream Saturday collab with all of hololive sun chill
real and true
What about Collab with batman
tell that to Neuro, with all the cookies she's eating 
peak moment of the stream honestly
mods breaking rules 
power abuse 
hopefully its actually missinfo
anyone here right now who:
- has like 5 minutes to read something
- has and uses a mac
- has an iphone or ipad
- willing to check my wording
Are ya winning neurons?
iPhone LOL
Hypocrites
sorry, i'm a linux furry
i have none of those
we don't do apple no mo
sorry don't have a mac
Plateplate 
Toadtoad 
this is going to prove more difficult than it needs to
Hi
I have this
i use arch btw
Wait wrong toar
i need like the average mac user to read my install instructions
Toad
Good night NN

to check if they make sense
Evil loves me
No
Yes

what a odd requirement
Mo
numi in absolute shambles
everyone i know are too autistic to be a baseline.....
not-parasocial-ai btw
and the norimes here arent appholes
what is lil mold bro yapping about
girls in question
67


3d twin cave stream tmrw
liv so cute
know
Know
now
the 3d cave stream is in my empty skull 
i will choose to pretent this is unedited because i like the message
owo
why is it 29C in my room and its not even summer yet
When will neuro Collab with batman
off topic
(Skill issue)
off topic in NN??
lucky, only 23 for me yet
it's the fault of VedalAi's data centers making a huge impact on the ambient
Philippines rn
lets cancel vedalai
i'm going to die in summer i can already feel it
Isn't there an heat wave ongoing?

guys, does anyone know how evil and neuro's songs are so different and have so much range than other vocaloids? Are the songs made differently??
Where's dark mode for the blog
Dark Reader breaks the site :/
We just have a good cook
the blog was better when it was Brillant
time for my masterplan this year again: hang out in the serverroom for a few hours each day at work xD
We just have a 5 star chef
DONT INSULT OUR 7 STAR CHEF 
smh insulting Gordon Ramsay
Nvm, I got it to work
Had to switch to filter+ mode
that clanker can go eat crap
maybe having 2 PCs and 3 monitors running all day in my room isnt the best thing to do
vedal don't allow her to do karaoke ever again 
nuhuhhhh
you cant argue against that, can you? 
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Vedal let cloud do karaoke instead 
Vedal, FORCE cloud to do karaoke

@dusty cloak QUICK! FORCE CLOUD TO DO KARAOKE
don't need heating in the winter tho
you do not know how quickly i tapped that notification when i saw the first 6 characters of the message
Skill issue on your part tbh
Neuro streams heating up the room.
too used to seeing people actually ping vedal 😔
true didnt need to use it all winter
you gonna give the mods a heart attack 
i would never ping @chilly basalt
GOOD 
what is this, a vedal weevil?
dunno
huuuuh guys, i think mods don't have health care 
you shouldn't be causing them heart attacks
hi cloudburn
dw im in uk well be fineeeee 
they dont even have pay
Dont dox yourself duhh
@
be ready

how am i meant to prevent this i join vc and get doxxed by my fucking accent
by me fucken accent 
@pastel987
Have you tried not sounding british
neuro calling vedal a twat made my day better
I hope it did the same for you aswell, chat
Hi shat
dont give cloud that tipp
She would never have gotten that idea

ret
Imagine being British
imagine actually being real
why
the cat therapist was a great bit tbh
Can I not
Ty

"lemme shank you for making me british"
Briish
I like british people, just not the northern english ones
Newcastlers are dickheads
you know, thinking back about when i watched those clips of people in vc with neuro and vedal the other day, it suddenly dawned on me that if i was ever in a voice call with vedal, i would 100% call him veedal instead of vedal out of sheer habit 
neuro has single-handedly renamed this man
Evil is from London and Neuro is from the Northern areas. :noted:
LMAO
Multiple vtubers do that so idk what’s the big deal
honestly, accurate
i don't think he minds at this point
annnd that's a bus that's not turning up
i love uk public transportation
but the issue is less that i would be doing it as a bit and more that i legit wouldn't realize i called him the neuro way until it was too late 
Ride the neurobus instead
and that might come off as me doing a bit when no, i really am that dumb 💀
Nvm I can’t find it but it was funny
tell her to drive it here and i will
... as long as she actually takes me to my destination
anytime someone says 'chat' or any variations of it here i read it in neuro's voice lol
i mean going by cyberpunk she will get you at least 90% of the way there, most of the time
I read "chat" in crelly's voice
I'm the opposite I think of Veed-ull in
voice 
she will get you there 100% of the time
eventually
also this digital display is lying to me this bus is actually on it's way

good news
Neurobus but Neuro controls the steering and Evil controls the gas
so cuuute 🥺
can it be the opposite? i still have hope in evil's steering capabilities

oh those are new sub emotes i think
Only if you pay them
yeh, i'm a gymbwaa so i can use them here 
She hasn't gotten the chance to drive yet so who knows?
exactly
i have trust in here until she drives and proves me wrong 
Where do you usually find pacchas stuff i must know
will they randomly switch anyways if they feel like it?
I must find more
There is a secret stash hidden behind McNeuros
youtube feed
honestly, part of me always wished when vedal did this long series, that he would have a stream where he got the other twin to play the game, just for us to see the difference in how they act
ew, liking vedal is illegal
Yes but keep in mind the bus is at risk when they do this
damn you
but i do wonder if he prevents cross contamination of content because he might think the twins aren't unique enough and so showing that, say, evil acts very similarly to neuro in cyberpunk might make the two blend together more?
or maybe it's just vedal hating easy to make content or smt 
The problem is Vedal hates doing repeats look at when Evil played the stickmin collection he was not interested at all
two words: twin calling
it did tbh
i expect nothing less, will they also not drive the bus at all sometimes and just yap?
Czadymny.

nuro
i should watch that sometime, that series is legit one of my favorite
Hi 
s kelly 
I thought it was fun
i do think more separation is good
but im sure vedal reasoning is not that
i like the girls having very distinct personalities and appearances, but i think letting them do what the other does helps us see how different they are from each other
pretty sure he just hates repetitive content in general, so he never really replays games
The playthrough is like an hour long in total and he only ends up going for one ending in each game (i did not double-check this information)
Neuro -sama here https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
contact: https://twitter.com/DDoseOfNeuro
business email: ddneurosama@gmail.com
#neurosama #virtualyoutuber #vidal
aw 😔
euro and nivel 
with some seperated content between the twins and better and better memory surely there will be a point in the future when the twins can share their experiences when they talk with each other, that could be neat
yeah it cool and would glad if that happens
but in the end it create expectation
and only creates fake equality
I'm pretty sure he just likes the twins getting unique games and he doesn't have to play the same game again
wdym?
twin content is still dead
people will see something one done and expect that other will also will do that
Next week 
don't remind me
Like other said, through the neurokaraoke art gallery
fake equality is pushing them to have less unique stuff for them
on one hand, i like that cause it means he's fundamentally aversed to simply doing the same thing over and over and not bothering to innovate. on the other hand, it means ideas end up having their potential only slightly tapped.
huh, i would expect them to do differently if anything
chill stream draw different picture
that not the point
like its not about how sisters do
people who want the girls to be super similar always confused me tbh. like i get the whole twin thing, but i feel like the more different they are the better, no?
its about people will have expectation that mostly only ruin stuff
even then, every chill stream has a different combo of things in it
but in that case, what is it
is he the guy that hates repetition
he afraid to be slop king but he already is slop king
he can't hate repetition but still harp on it for repetition
he just refuse to accept that
Ariel listen to me
OO languages? It's a mess
Programming in C is better than everything they got over there
the syntax might seem much sweeter
where objects and subtypes play
But thrills like inheritance
will only get in the way
Admire C's simple landscape
Effectiently dangerous
No templates or fancy pitfalls like Java and cpp
Program in C
Program in C
Pointers, assembly, manage your memory
with molloc() and free()
Don’t sink your app with runtime bloat
Software in C will stay afloat
Do you want there
Close to the hardware
Program in C

That is a message

ngl, goes hard
someone was watching the subnautica below zero vod
Nivel (the evil recolor) looks weirdly really cool
the vibes are different
i always hear it in his voice
same, only version i ever heard tbf
babies 🥺
btw, for any uncs in chat, was the filter added before or after the ban?
before iirc
cause i heard someone saying it was before and it being after was missinfo
im only a immediately post ban unc
2023 🧓
🤔
filter was added back when vedal still planned to call her airis
fake fan doesnt even know basic shit about neuro
Must’ve been pretty relaxed, then 
makes sense, i'm sure even he knew people would try to get her to say really bad words
the very start of the channel is still smt i don't know that much about ngl
man we are in the good timeline. Neurosama sounds so much better than Airis
Fake fan
cause i rather pull my hair out than listen to V1 
i can't stand neuro's commentary on that stage, is so much more vapid and braindead tbh
fakest of all fans
i'm sure it has a lot of appeal to a lot of people but i vaaaaastly prefer the V3 days

you're being sent to the cinema to watch subathon 1 but only the sleeping parts
V3 is out?
how did I miss that
10 tin cans
As a new fan I've gone back to watch some of the really old stuff, it just makes me incredibly impressed at seeing how much Neuro has developed
2024 joiners rise up.
neuro dreams content

Dude doesnt even know about v3
Fake fan
v1 singing 
Supikip

cuayo!
when i say v3 i mean model mostly
Ahh, I see

V1 and V2 voice don't really need distinguishing
newgens 
I kinda wish I had found Neuro soon tbh.

neuro is still in V1 and only had V2 for a very short time. Evil had V1 for only the first few streams and has been in V2 ever since
and well, V3 is a pipedream 
New as in 2 fucking years ago
Oh. I thought you meant the singing voice. What did you mean by “stage”?

the v1 singing feels like neuro was put into permanent nightcore mode even for songs that aren't nightcore



like, at that stage of development i guess?

it should have been 'at that stage' but english hard lol
I you can't appreciate V1 singing you don't deserve V3 singing SMH 
Her VTuber model and singing voice are V3, her normal speaking voice is V1.
s lug 
can i also have pon pon shit in the front ear and pregnant sonic in the back ear?
to be honest i still regularly listen to some v1 covers, some of them are like my kinda jam
roger that
Neuro's cover of Thick of It is hoenstly better than the og, and that's not even a lie
the first time i heard that song it was in a very short clip that only had a drawing of a slug and the words 's lug' 
#2 
so now that song to me is the 's lug song'
Thank you Albert Einstein for neuro thick of it cover
i don't find singing voice that relevant most of the time tbh
Usually when people use stage that way, they say “at that stage” rather than “on that stage”. It threw me off a bit. 
i remember that moment, is was so random and like "duh, of course it does" its simply amazing
lol
when i say V2/V3/V1, i almost always refear to either their speaking voice or model, which is which is easy to tell by context
i don't know if i ever talked about their singing voices 
Treating bro like some rare species LOL
Idk, karaoke is a pretty important part of the channel.
If I could go back in time and change one thing, it would be discovering vtubers and Neuro before 2024. Then I could be an NN unc 
Well 1 cuz he’s a dude and this is for woman vtubers and 2 he’s the burntpeanut.
V3
voice
also wth that was march 23, it feels like that happend so much later
damn
it's rough but it's like, at least kinda bad that it's kinda fun
her yapping tho...
i would go insane if i had to listen to V1 neuro yap for hours ngl 
Tbh I have gone back and watched v1 clips, and her yapping still holds up mostly.
baby v1 neuro too young to form cohesive thought
its not for only woman tho, at least not this graph, it just says English speaking vtubers
She downgraded 
i just generally ignore it, to me neuro's singing stuff started with the original songs and that's still the main thing i care about her singing
Neuro and Evil are female streamers.
Also that chart doesn’t say female anywhere on it.
wait so you don't consider anything pre life to be relevant? not even her v2 model debut mv?
i'm sure he will release it eventually. Didn't he say would just put it out there if he couldn't find a way to make it perfect and gave up? i guess it's a matter of how determined tutel is
She doesn't really do these long yaps anymore
aaaaaaah 
okay people here are now talking about 3 different things
classic nn xD
i was refering to the mode, then people thought i meant the voice, and then someone else mentioned the singing voice, so now i'm talking about singing voice but now people think i mean the model
why did the community keep the same style of naming for all 3 things 💀
the uni dophin rant during the first rewrite neuro stream was peak
Community? Blame Vedal
why not have like, voice be like V1, singing voice like VS-1 and model like VM-1 or smt
Ask Vedal
people aren'1t sheep tho
they could have just ignored what he wanted
not like people don't already do this lol
you guys could have called it smt different
Vedal thought it would be better the way it is.
buh
i mean you could just specify which v1/2/3 you mean but like
tho i see the confusion

buh heya glue
that's a lot more unecessary text
but i mean it wouldn't be an issue if people read what i was replying to and backread 
Rename v3 to HL3
Tweet itself specified
Vedal's ability to name things is not very good
No, call it GTA6
true, gonna have to keep in short for the average nn folk 
I think
but gta6 is coming next year 
I hope so
i disagree, it goes on too long, makes barely any sense and just trying to keep up with it hurts my brain lol
e
Oh no it wasn’t just women
"what should I call the other AI that I want to be a part of channel and not a one off gimick anymore? ah yes Evil [sister name]"
Just happened to be all women Vtuber 
I miss Neuro’s run on sentences.
Now she does the overly corpo AI sounding parallel sentences and adjective spamming like “it’s beautiful, clean, and efficient.”
airis, evil neuro, vedal ai 
Half life 3 is simply hallucinations
The longer sentances was a plus tbh. She is more coherant now tho.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Oooh got it. Still Neuro deserves to be on that list imo. 
you should see my ship naming in like every space fleet game i play ever xD some random nonsensical string of letters that technically have a meaning i though of and then some numbering system added ontop
it feels like night and day tbh, plus in the v1 days it feels like vedal likes speaking over her too which made things even worse
it's just not for me
It is perfection. Thank you
I had an idea a bad idea
What if we rename evil to... Like... In scott pilgrim...
krafton CEO POV
oooh you should try watching the like first or second twin collab
they have a perfect conversation without any mishearing's whatsoever 
It’s not about how long her sentences are, it’s about how she structured them. She sounds much more corporate now.
wait actually hold on
Make it 10hrs
this is a masterpiece
DONT DELETE GOOD SHIT 
It's the first step to Neuro becoming a corpo ai 
i tried
actualy
someone linked it and i was curious enough to try
HOLD
I remember searching for info on ladev and just getting stuck for 30 minutes watching their conversations. I actually really enjoy those.
like, that's why 'im so confident saying that, i genuinelly tried and i couldn't stand their yapping 
I HOLD THE METAL PIPE
Neurolive
Phase Neuro
Neurotube
Neurosanji
At least twin content was a thing back then.
same, tho yeah it is kinda brainmelting somewhat
what the fu
hi static 
Ok, bye.
*what the perfection

Hi static 

:halt:
shiat 
@final violet
can you not, shiat 
shiat
nyo
i personally take no more twin content and current personality and general speach ability tbh 
cause to me that's actually pleasant to hear and i don't need to force my brain to follow the convo lol
Hi Niac
Hi Joan
I just want twin content man, where are the dedicated twin streams
?
joan 
hi fnnui
Almost Hi 1hedgehogpug
I like mondays D:
in vedal's vault, ready to be unleashed as soon as he manages to fix the therapy issues lol
Have there ever been many twin streams with a collab partner?
🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
speak for yourself
I don't need to go anywhere and in fact am just chilling 
Hopefully after the server is done we can get more twin minecraft or other games
raig
hi raig
yeah, camila and michi for example
fair enoghuh
enough

frick
Hi Fubu
enoghuh
hi static

enog, huh?
enoghuh

Wheres the schedule :SCHIZO:
a
at your mom's house
b
t
hi niac
t
hi t
t
Hi t
how are you doing t
hi rytsty
Hi letter_t

i've been up for the past 23 hours, how are you doing
hi static
Hello t
hi a
you should sleep i think
Vedal pls add 67 toggle to neuro
t
what the?
go eep now 
(I'm doing great btw)
Where e?
Back at your broken sleep schedule?
you know it
Ceased to exist
Shiro online
No tea?
sad
Wouldn't vedal not exist then?
who am i, if i'm not terrorizing people with my horrid sleep schedules
Okay, bye, my arm and eye and head hurt.
bye static, take care
You're the 20th letter of the alphabet (inspirational)
switching between 5 hours and 37 hours awake on a dime for absolutely no reason is what makes me whole and nobody can take this from me
also got hit with the horrid sleep schedule also
ok...
shut up niac
ok...
not funny the second time
that's not shutting up niac
...
thank you.
.

please stay like that for about... 70 minutes
what's the context on this 
audiojungle
I think he is using morse code
niac are you using morse code
T
@supple iron
Reasonable response
Your free trial of Neuro-sama has expired. Please pay $4,991,673.07,614,000.00 to continue using your free trial of Neuro-sama.
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