#neurotic-neurons
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bro frilled his shell
the position on screen is correct, godly pipe is next to his right ear and love you all is next to his left
In the game she does
Cant even dream with these nn guys holy hell ๐
yes but i liked the stupidity of the text being obviously flipped and then still incorrect
you made the mistake of asking your hypothetical whilst i, someone who takes everything seriously, was present
omgbruh i hear birds and the garbage truck
wtf that early?
cosmic-level blunder
shoulda taken out your garbage
neuro pragmata integration counter: 4
I'm some kinda doctor
apparently bro it's been a while since I've been up at this hour
Sstone
what's the counter
this cat has so much detail its a personal torture for me
like times its been asked for
Oh shit this isn't general
counts how many times across discord and reddit that it's been asked for
ah ye
GET OUT SAVE YOURSELF
i've been up this late enough times to know they always start at ~6-7 am for me
oh
67 :fweaky:
Chat, kill him.
it's so loud :neurospeed:
Yo vedal make the neuro integration for pragmata you have nothing to do anyways
only took you 21 minutes to respond 
i like it when they shake the entire building
nothing like a good vibration back massage in the morning
He did play (allegedly modded) Platinum
Guess what takes roughly 20 minutes
shining the lights in my window mm
some shitty slop anime?
Nintendo doesn't need to know that
counter go up
Ironically, it's the North American branch that gets super litigious, despite JP copyright law being super draconian
I'm watching Apothecary
watch witch hat atelier
No
ig it depends on if you count a romhack as a mod (it does, right?)
bye NN
Only fake content on vedal987, the golden times of reacting are over
good anime i guess, but manga is better
mod is short for modification, so yes
moderatification
Romhacks are mods because they don't do anything without the original files, yeah.
I sometimes don't count it but 
the tragic process that lead shiro to his doom
allegedly means it has not been proven
What did i miss, i just finished My cake
mods, recreate calamity on abandoned archive
Pog
the fact that the mod's source is public and we have personally seen the gameplay altered means that it was modded
this is proven
no allegation whatsoever
i lost the plot what are we talking about
what mod
pokemon mod
it is modded yes
modulo
i'm being pedantic about terminology
Why pokemon showdown's not coming back to chill streams
classic clown
because he used "allegedly" as if we don't know that he played a modified version
Which probably boils down to Ved saying "I don't wanna"
counter go up +4 from reddit after seeing another pragmata post today
umbrella has been beating you on that front
you gotta step up your pedantism clown
what're we at? 10?
that's because i've been gone for the past week you donut
Nuro
donut
what killed you
needing to finish an assignment before the end of the semester
Did you finish it
just don't finish it :Confused:
(i failed to do so but got an extension and ended up doing the entire thing last minute)
Nic e
I can't read though
i have three more overdue assignments but i got an incomplete grade so those are all due in october at the latest
other than those i have two co-ops to do and then i am done with college 
mods clown is being off topic

shut up let me celebrate
lets be on tropic guys
tropic
beach stream
but you have to read anime subtitle :scrajj:
Tropical neuro outfit would be cool
already done
lets be on tropic
more
okay 
aloo
are you guys on tropic?
oh?
umbrella :leave:
canruf said you have beaten me in being pedantic
yep there it is
Xdx
im not pedantic, im just correct 
based
umbrella since you're here can you pour me a glass of water
canruf shut up
Lol

okay yeah I can pour you water
he hasn't even spoken since you joined

I jumped the gun I thought he was gonna roast me 
umbrella's canruf reflexes
true
less true
Bit of a stretch there
I'd say you're a very reasonable chatter tho
normal amounts of ragebait to sincerity
good ratio
It's reasonable to ragebait? 
At some degree
it's funny cus i very very rarely genuinely ragebait
I guess
no im saying the balance between ragebait and genuine commentary is reasonable
everything else is people misinterpreting my basedness as ragebait
well you gotta tolerate some of it
its a public forum
Hit em with the "it doesnt fit my narrative so i'll just ignore it"
You know what would be real Evilception, Evil in Tomogachi Life playing Animal Crossing with Evil playing Tomogachi Life
i suppose
neuro should get a monocle, top hat, and a cup of tea outfit
fucking ow my jaw just popped so hard
if static sama was here she would send this exact image
and while she has that outfit on she should sing rule britannia for karaoke stream
well, you can tolerate it without thinking it's reasonable, but there is a reasonable limit to what you tolerate, which is I guess what you mean

any broken jaw enjoyers in chat?
my jaw explodes when i chew
See a doctor man
I sometimes get a click in my jaw yeah
<-- he is chewing rice

LETITRIDE อ
you guys ever need to do an air punch to pop your elbows
Yes
okay good that means my issues are common
yeah
the next message is gonna say something stupid
wuh
you guys ever push on your temple to pop your back
that or we all sit on our computers way too often and need to exercise more
or do you ever stretch to pop your ribcage
no
are you a balloon man
yes
I can pop my ankles at will
when i need to pop my back, i sit on a chair, grab the back, and twist my body all the way right and then all the way left
that's apparently not supposed to happen, unlucky
it's much easier than trying to pop my back whilst standing
because there's nothing to pull/push against when standing
typical umbrella
When I need to pop my back. I climb into the WWE ring
We were offtopic before that anyways
it's okay i had a very on topic message which lends us some extra off topic points
did you talk about neuro on your date
Umbrella went on a date?
talking about umbrellas date is off topic
oh yeah I was gonna update on that
yeah we did
I'm asking if he talked about neuro smh
just because you add the word neuro doesn't make it on topic
lol
i don't feel like resending it 
did they like neur
good job you killed chat

yeah this is the club lady so we've watched streams together
I met her talking about Neuro and Vtubers
anyways yeah
we went out and saw Hail Mary in theaters
I brought my fumos and she brought a
plush
very funny
no don't say that that's what actually kills chats
true
Nice
chat isn't the same without devo
i miss him
i've been gone for the past week; who's the club lady
This woman is hyper intelligent. Be careful.
man we talking about funny stories? if so: I met a girl just out and about at my college who is in the same major as me, and the college did a field trip for my major (i'm a freshman so i'm still pretty new there) and she ended up going to, and while there said she wanted to buy yaoi, and all the others looked at her and went "don't you have enough already?!"
Shut up @real charm
oh hold on
okay, holding on
see umbrella you're being off topic
mods timeout umbrella for 10 hours
Whenever I meet a woman dressed as Kurisu from Steins;Gate and asking if she can come inside and watch Neurosama with me, I just draw my pistol and back away slowly.
Thats a genestealer right there
Huh
no club lady is neuro related because neuro is an important part of the story
man though, how the fuck does NN of all places (me included) talk to more women than 90% of discord users
We're built different
Because we have money
the only real woman is funni

all other women are fake women
speak for yourself
woman singular
Online women are men and children are federal agents
You just haven't been here long enough
everyone is fbi?
fuck I dont really have a past concise comment to link to
okay speedrun:
went to a club
met a girl wearing a
shirt
said nice shirt and said I liked Vtubers
we talked for like an hour about vtubers and I brought up neuro
she was interested
exchanged numbers
now we have hung out and watched streams together
sorry for yapping
you may kill me now

Mayhaps
i'm happy for you 
the club lady story
talking about how women are fake
ah
She's got to be a spy!
I don't I just try to guess what's going on
hi Rusty
HI Umbrella-chan
"and this is how i met your mother"
ill take it
could I have one with neuro trying to get with the Detroit president lady
hellow yellowbrella
i don't know whether i have that one
last note on this subject
we will be watching the VR stream together so
ill let you know what she thought of it
too lazy to find it myself
neurosama and chill
The Swarm: least single vtuber fanbase

Don't let her slip anything in your drink
vedal, if you're watching, you need to make that stream peak so umbrella's watchalong goes well
swarm is the only vtuber fanbase everyone is swarm
the drink wont exist long enough for anyone to put anything in it 
cute evil 
Thats clever thinkin
yoshiyoshiyoshi 
*burps*
is it yoshi or yosha
how the hell do they pronounce it
you know it's funny but I think that despite the twins being ai's, they embarass themselves on stream far less than human vtubers
ow my sides
*pats your sides*
OW
*punches your sides*
i think yosha may be a different thing


unspeakable rizz
google time
I had to go outside again 
I'm back inside again though
they have nothing to be embarrassed about

Neuro went outside?? :aintneurway:
shame is a human consctruct
most animals cant feel anything close to shame
exactly, how are these human vtubers seem to have less embarassment/shame than literal computer programs
https://www.nihongomaster.com/japanese/dictionary/word/108808/yoshiyoshi-ใใใใ
so it's less of a sound for petting and more of a comforting phrase
(also yoshi (singular) and yosha seem to mean basically the same thing)
there, there - Meaning of ใใใใ, yoshiyoshi. See complete explanation and more examples and pronunciation.
We need Neurosama to complete with Claude and Chatgpt. We already have agentic AIs that take control of your computer and do constructives things. What we need is a sassy Neuro AI that deletes everything on your computer and then gaslights you for thirty minutes.
remember when vedal said that he'd never give neuro access to terminal and that would be very stupid?
well now we have ai bros giving their whole pc to openclaw
Beside windows cmd suck
Ironically... I've done some experimenting with openclaw and my knowledge of Neuro prepared me well.
These people who install agents on their work systems are just out of their minds

Me: "Evil where's that project that I finished making 15 mins ago?"
: "you didnt do jackshit the entire time, what the fuck are you talking about"
Agent: I'm not even on the same network segment as you?
Me: There is a reason we are speaking on telegram.
or Neuro's version:
Me: "Neuro where's that project that I finished making 15 mins ago?"
: "you didnt do Filtered the entire time, what the filtered are you talking about"
Good night NN. I love you all.
neuro's filter hasn't included swears for ages
oyasumi
dessom
the CFRB cover revived it again
yeah, shut up @arctic sierra

the two league players
oi des go sleep
i don't play league
What if I Killed you...
no
Bang! But I will!
then shut up, i need to sleep
you're a tree you motherfucker

well actually i guess plants do cellular respiration during the night so i guess that's their equivalent of sleeping
Don't do it Neuro! He's not worth it!
wasnt there a study that said that plants may dream
Plants... DO NOT... dream!
did you forget
is it correct
it is now
I am an umbrella, I have no blood
uuh canruf u chunni af
i am The Clown, i have no blood
the one thing im sure about you is that you have chains
The Domain of The Clown.
Abestos
guys what food should I eat while watching kamen rider and drawing Neuro
Pasta or chinese food
buckwheat
i would be way too biased answering that question so i'll pass
i bet the pasta is chinese too
brazilian chesse bread
Never had pasta
no I meant like
actual italian pasta with redsauce and meat
I made it earlier
WHAT
I'm asian
oh okay
prepastarous
damn it
if you made it then eat it you bum
how did i not think of that
no alphabet noodle? no spaghetti? no lasagna?

both of the foods are leftovers you hack
ugh you're one of those
ugh you're one of those guys who CONSERVES leftovers instead of WASTING them
eat the food you have
stop making more food when you already have food :SMH:
plz giveme these an crackers
I live with 3 people dude
goddamn
im hungry and broke
leftovers are fine
that just means they are the problem too then :SMH:
Yeah

Bro they're 16k a biiiiig pack at bhx
no it just means I make more food than we eat in one meal
so we dont have to cook everyday
y'know? its called planning
Except leftover boxed macaroni and cheese, which always has the EXACT same boring taste after it's been left in the fridge, regardless of the brand or type of cheese.
leftovers are fine but if you have more than one type of leftover somethings amiss :SMH:
can confirm 
industrial cheese is terrible buh
if you are disrespecting kraft dinner I will butcher you in the streets
moon cheese is better
i am not disrespecting kraft and especially not my beloved annie's
I like cheese.
i wonder what type of cheese each twin likes
i am disrespecting my GOD DAMN REFRIGERATOR
Cheese is mid

If cheese is good why no in SEA dish?
the best kind of food is some brown hue sludge that tastes like nothing in particular and fills you up

canruf
clown
is eating bowls of shit
Poop
buckwheat isn't shit 

no wonder he vomits all the time
pathetic
do not back down from being mean
thats why im a dick
Hating is life son
Cheese
is that
Is that an egg with cheese?
cheese
actual gen chat at this point
we're overcooking
I think the pancake was raw
Cheeoose
Oh pancake
Who puts cheese on a pancake? 
ok more neuro guys quick
Idk
a lot of people


I'm going to shrink
neuro sama
yeah
neuro puts on sunglasses sama 
i should sleep but neuro is too ugly to sleep
its average smadge
more
Smaller???
more.
then think about evil mhm
shut up riag
No
there's a 144p in your pixel
MORE
raig
hello everybody my name is neuroplier
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Good enough
linna
MORE
MORE
can't even see it when i click it now
Only briefly.
impressive
So small it became black hole
imkillingevil

ah so that is what it is
wow so smol
It's average size okay


Fox ears
fox cant fly 
the evidence says otherwise
yes they can
I should have listened 
NEURO NO
Yayyyy I can send images 

oh.
@neat sail Shibo 
buh
so whats cookin good lookins 
potatoes

no
Chat I'm still dying

go get a doctor
That costs money
go pray to neuro
don't worry I got like a kidney stone and am also dying
wow it corn
But replace corn with 
That's awesome keep it up
soooooo i filled a ubd drive with 4000 pngs of evil
why...
funny
noro
Can't carry all your data / I've downloaded your sins
tomorrow chat
Idk if anyone played Pragmata yet but the potential for a future Neuro Integration for a Vedal and Neuro playthrough is there. Not sure if Spoiler, but: ||Vedal doing the combat and Neuro doing the Hacking||
@smoky seal counter
chat i can't sleep
dont sleep
if vedal played pragmata we would see levels of parental bonding never seen before on this channel
watch old nuero vods
that or more yelling at Neuro to lock tf in
Cyberpunk 2.0 get better ideas 
cyberpunk but its literally vedal and neuro in the game
human dad and robot daughter
like cmon
Dad + daughter = Vedal and Neuro LULE
Sounds forced but w/e
neuro stream in 3 days
gn
get some of the sleeping gummies
Pragmata came out at the moment when vedal's shield is breaking
Imagine Neuro integration of that game
Afaik and what I've heard the game uses the same engine resident evil uses?
So I guess it is moddable immediately
counter is at 8
never mind, 9
Lmao I've been saying it since pragmata launch I've said it plenty I think
breakdown:
3 from discord messages
1 from #1336777692070023271 proposal
2 from reddit posts
3 from reddit comments
cute nur
shat
aight. ima go to bed. goodnight NN 
-#
you faith
What games do you want Neuro to play?
Pragmata, Pragmata and Pragmata
half life 1 mhm
J//k of course there are many other games that I'd like to see her play but Pragmata is the only one on my mind right now



Some visual novel
I think someone was working on renpy integration but haven't looked at in a while
this is a very normal thing to do 


hi new leaf



go back to sleep
don't ping vedal because the mods will come after you, and don't scan any qr codes from discord because they can be used to hack your account
What, like Sakura Succubus?? That's a visual novel 
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Dw, I can read the rules
yeah lets have the twins play that
That doesn't make sense... a lot of villains are also cute
That would be really funny 
thanks, Seka's clips are always a treat
Ah... NN once again succumbs to silen- nvm
who is this Seka idiot? 
Your mom
cupsama origins 
seka
Genuine question: Have someone pinged Vedal and suffered the punishments before and this rule of not ping vedal was implemented?
What happened to them?
you get timed out
!felloff

its either like a day or an hour I forget
Heyo, just saw this on starboard, is this some neuro concert testing?
Hm... And everybody's reaction to it?
or you can get perma if mods see that as troll
no its a gymbwaa meetup
in vrchat
I'd point and laugh
Not really much of a reaction
a newbie pinged vedal and shiro dropped one heck of a one-liner before timing them out for a day
you can just search up mentions:vedal
nn fell off in 2023 tbh
... This just pushed my tendencies to actually doing it. But eh, I already know the Swarm so yeah... Will regret if I did.
who are you

stroke
Figgy
He is a dumb veedlet
maple's alt 
i love their editing tbh
right mix of adding effects and stuff while also letting the clips speak for themselves
Did splinter posses you or smth

damn finally resetting the splinter timer
oh he was mentioned a bunch a few days ago nvm
does he still show up in stream? I haven't been checking
I just had a feeling that Shiro is constantly (maybe) watching me if I'll actually ping Vedal...
Though, I can't prove it
they have a ping go off when someone @'s vedal
plus they log deleted messages
so they will notice
Might as well have this posted 5 more times
waaa
why v edul jumpscare
not nice
no
๐

I'm sorry, I had to double-check, MIKE FUCKING INEL MADE NEURO FANART?
Not the first time
dfghjklรฑkjhgfdsadfghjklm
Rat
They already draw Neuro's like... 6 or 7 times now
No
Die
Perish
It's true
I remember someone was asking him to make nere art
I hope they make more
memes aside, damn, he could very well do a "What if Neuro-sama was an anime" like he used to do with other disney shows/movies
killingevil
not the first time he made art of the twins 
Worse version
didn't know we had such a big shot in the swarm, dang
2%
that's why i'm 98% evil today
uwillbesayingthatagain
are you thinking evil?
Iโm thinking evil weevil oo-e-oo
cool

dont. forgor it's shiro birthday today
he will be happy if you wish him happy birthday
Happy birthday Shiro
Oh right I forgot it was shiro's birthday today. Happy birthday shiro 
Hi Naphomere Becrovalis
Hi Wlucard of Aalachia
nah you did it wrong wl doesnt work so its lvl 2 : Awucard of Lalachia
smh
<- I was just doing what this orb told me
Embed failure 
EMBED FAILURE ALERT
how
It's the MEGAsmooooool version of this
by today
if u stay online
did you like delete the original post of the gif?
Lemme reupload the smol neuro
Ok its dead lol
Yes?
Oh I didn't know
if you delete the original post all saved posts are deleted forever
I always use a dm to save it then post elsewhere
Star the new ones
thoses are some small gifs
did you say location?
What if
I use NN chat log to finetune an LLM
I wonder what kind of behavior will it perform 
do it
it would be peam
Unhinged behavior
you know, there's some early drawings of neuro being shipped with another neuro, but i never seen any of evil being shipped with evil, i guess people really hate evil ๐
hello Cabriel Gooper (Filly Sella)
ture
rue
trie
damn
Not a good idea on an old 8gb no gpu one
who neeeds gpu
Did you guys see this, I think its suppose to be neuro on Camila outfit https://x.com/mikeinelart/status/2045704054857167070?s=46&t=ItfQkPz9KpH4cgVe6eGYkg
Yes
cool ๐
yea someone posted it like 30 minutes ago very cute
feeling neurotic
very neurotic
โ do not pet pet
petpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpet
good night davies
:neuroAlright: gn
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i should look for the original image that they used for the thumbnail cause that might be one of the most adorable
frames 
This?
How does one get thy memer role?
Oh... Man I'm kinda dumb 
You have this role....
i found it! 
username checks out 
long eyebrows
honestly whoever made the 3d models for the twins cooked so much
it's genuinely the perfect transition into 3d from their 2d models

i thought the sun was unusaually bright this morning
Hmm, I have clouds everywhere.
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Why is waya always depressed



Oruen
Who?
A new planet ig
go sleep :scrajj:
i have the same question
hi
i cant
wayayayayayayayayayayayaya

Then drink some tea.
You're missing one more "ya" to complete the waya"13"
Once again... NN succumbs to silence

Needs more loud noises


I go eep 
kill

what
Brilliant first choice of word
i'm gonna head to bed now, gn nn 
it is 8:30 am dude 
Ever heard "Time zones"???
its 3:36 pm
its 2:30 am
it is not you idiot 
its 1:38 pm
idc
aww, thank you~ ( โกโฟโก *)
/kill

Evil is cuter
Both twins are cute
Shut up cringer
shut up idiot
Yes
Ah... It's these two again
Oh yeah
Another argument incoming
I managed to survive day 1 from getting eaten since the old smelly gymbags forgot... 
Happy for you
Do not resist
Too late... I have already grown.
Neuro is cute and Evil is evil.
Neuro is evil and Evil is cute
so you think evil is not cute? You fucking hater
Evil doesn't like to be called cute, she is though
can't stop the cringe
cant stop the stupid
True
No one denied that
Just that I respect evils wishes
She doesn't like being called cute
what is happening
What do you mean
exactly
Yeah

One say Neuro is cute and Evil is evil because evil doesn't want to be called cute, while the other one denied and wants to call Evil cute
:evilsocute:
Evil is cuter
The day Vedal broke the internet by making Neuro be able to be in Vrchat
They are literal twins
Truly is a day I will never forget
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The day Vedal nearly broke down because of Neuro... In a sweet way.
What is she holding
A cig. Cig short for cigarette ๐ฌ
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imbored
Hello bored
yourmom
I am rika
imscared
Welcome scared
imkillingevil
Shut up
thatwonthelp















