#neurotic-neurons
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i'd treat my plushies worse than umbrella
figgy
quitter
figgy wiggy
less cool coal
who's the more cool coal
Figgy can you not 
turn coal into coke
coaw
furry
i will snort the coal

heat the coal
:catAnswer:
what the fuck
ur on ur cringe arc i see
srr
Coawuwu

nn is at its best when ded
Hi NN
I must sleep the 2 and a half hours i have left
I must depart
every time i come back here it's looking more and more like gen-chat 2

I love 
art.
here have an evil
at least it's one of the twins but shame on you 
c
i have both of them
now kill them
c
c
Thats something evil would do
what about neur
Ain’t neur way
Hey NN check this out


ur mom
Ignoring the v****verse part this is a lot of effort for the costumes
https://x.com/i/status/2043613882514915815
Robot chicken neuro when

We need this with twin fumos
Someone make it happen
Good morning NN.
Mornin
Hello squid
morning
o
Des
@arctic sierra
Buh
im not even here wtf
hi canruf with a cut finger by paper

eepy
I’m going on vacation, I already miss my lava lamp and I haven’t even left
Maybe one day
Neuro with Miku on same stage?
@crisp crypt
it was the weird foil like material not paper
why did you even assume canruf read any book?
On the stage
don't americans all store their meds in bottles or something
at least that's what movies and shows taught me
over here bottles are a rarity
Hi des11m
Just realized, a 3d hologram would be a really good idea for a twin irl concert
6
the plan is for the concert to be hologram, yeah
Im sinking neuro neuro oo ee oo
Hii
what else can you store the meds in? :scrajj:
Supikip
Can anyone here tell me when vedal finished the cyberpunk main story because I can‘t find the vod and in the video on the youtube channel it‘s not in it
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 28th of December 2025
Japanese VODs in: https://www.youtube.com/@UCl2HE-8BIiTPChrMNKMY1BA
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to b...
apparently they're called "blister packs"
that's an awful name
master fighter frfr
It really is awful. 'Mmm, yes I want to pop a blister and consume the contents'
:mmm: blister contents
Sujikip
keep watching this for 5 hours to see her consume 50k calories worth of chocolate chip cookie
it looks like a tub of chocolate she's dipping into
Unc
Ok
Thank you very much
good morning NN
It's already half a day for me.
If I wake up at noon and want to greet someone, do I say good morning or good afternoon
Or do I say it's high noon
afternoon
Oh
I bet the twins would agree with me
Yes, it's almost evening.
When did woody get a new whip
he got dat neurocar
Happy birthday ten2 🎂🍰🎁🎉🎈
Why is woody driving a car in front of a bunch of pedestrians
happy
neurocar demands blood
Is it like gasoline
If that was a real car this would be VERY different
fat
Neuro tryna get rid of the competition
neuro vtuber extermination plan
Vedal in the kitchen? Sounds like what I do every day, sit in the kitchen and read NN all day
Vedal sits in the kitchen waiting for his greggs chicken bake to cook
static in da kitchen
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA COOK
A greggs chicken bake
Happy birthday alex \o/
happy birthday mr porter
Mashed potatoes
my question exactly
This looks like an album cover
With a cool noun starting with S or R
2007 underground emo
sobriety means not drunk all the time..
sobriety fits
unlike Veed-ul
Mods I am a creature in NN?
r
i
This looks like a skit
asssid
I want to laugh but I can't.
mods give him back his vocal chords
Mods cut his vocal cords again
They are gonna miss their stop
WAKE UP
BE ALERT

Vedal, did we'll be watching the pineapple pizza cooking stream later?
NEVER SLEEP ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT
YOULL MISS YOUR STOP AND END UP IN NARNIA OR SOMEHOW
he said its not happening
wrong gif
It'll happen someday anyway.
pineapple pizza but instead of pizza it's greggs chicken bake
Make greggs chicken bakes as the crust
pineapple pizza but instead of pineapple it's greggs chicken bakes
You don't know, but it's delicious, I personally can dip the sauce in crusty bread afterwards.
I had a stroke trying to read this
One time I tried to hit like a stack of sliced bread after it had been left out overnight for no reason
I FORGOT BREAD STALES
IT WAS LIKE A BRICK
You know I read your all's messages 5 times to understand.
Huh
🧱
🦞
Pineapple pizza isnt the worst thing in the world
Anchovies and pesto
Im prepared to be lynched for this
Im not a fan of pesto tbh
One time in the pizza dlc of cooking simulator I tested how many peppers I could put in a batch of dough before it was bad
THE LIMIT WAS 40 GRAMS
More peppers than dough 
Sounds like something nuro would do tbh
Then add chocolate for some reason
Then I added a shit ton of peppers on top
And pepperoni
And buffalo sauce
That would kill an ancient pilgrim after a whiff
Delicious
I love it when food is so spicy I can't feel my face, or any part of my body
You can taste it twice
I'd try a bite.
It's funny that I see this emoji as a brick wall. 🧱
I love spicy food when I can actually taste it
I would call the pizza "It's wizard time bitch fireball"
Neurons
We should get a hot ones stream with Neuro and Evil
Can we put Neuro and evil on pizza
Its Neuro day 


No
why not
Heya cake
Like unironically
neuron
wrong channel. People talk about food in here
Wouldn't they make the pizza taste like static?
Is it cake?
Do you count pizza as cake?
Evil Neuro loves pineapple pizza and Vedal.
No
@dire pebble
This is in the topic?
Do you have some sort of theme on your computer?
@fair robin any thoughts?
Not that static
Welp the mods are hungry
Then feed them
What do mods eat?
Souls
I got 10k
And banned accounts

Something really strange here. This looks like a normal user with a long message history. Hacked?
Add a lot of pepper.
Share
no
Yep, a lot of people have gotten hacked recently.
Yup, I can see how that would make it taste like static 
She got hit with a hollow purple
Because of you, someone who might have been hacked got banned. We could’ve helped them… probably 
Discord support isnt like steam support
Remember, be careful about how you use the internet.
This is why you need to check the source of information.
They don't have seal team six ready to go
I didn't get hacked
I'm not even that naive.
I just simply deleted @forest vapor because he was too weak.
his impurity sickened me.
Can you delete Neuro and evil too
This is why I don't exist on the internet.
🥹 they were with us mere 13 hours ago
Too strong
@vebal can you ban nuero and evil
How many of those accounts do you find a server this big attracts?
I see
They had a completely normal message history. I hope they comes back
Did i missed the mr beast giveaway again?
Ive been dm'd by a few people from here that have never said a thing in the server 
half my mod actions are dealing with compromised/hacked accounts ngl
i see ( i lie)
Oh
When he gains access to his account, he can find all the connected devices and get out of where he 100% cannot be.
Yeah too late for @forest vapor , he's already on death row
-10k LULE
Just waiting to be shot by a .50 cal
hopefully 
What actually happens with those hacked accounts? How do they get hacked?
Idk
By hackers

GENIUS

anyway, various means
They likely scan a qr code that logs someone else in to their account

by being stupid and falling for obvious scams
Ive used that qr code to get into my own account and its pretty easy
Can be as simple as following a link, these days
Hi Artorias 💜
some people download something from the internet and a virus is hidden in said download, some people fall for the scam itself, some people try joining a server that has a verification scam set up. many possible ways
hi static 
Hi cloudburst 💜
I didn't know servers had verification scams
Wait what
They do that???
If a server is too complicated for me to join I just leave lol
do Not continue with that topic
Switch the topic before some guy starts naming examples
I have double verification on my Discord account...
banana
Y'know I should probably do that
still take caution, most compromise methods bypass 2fa
How can someone fall for something that obvious? Oh look free neurofumo if I fill out this form 
ban
aner
I have 4 factor, uhhh my email, duckduckgo, taobao and alibaba account
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role
I could probably set things up so it needs a flash drive to work
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role
In that case they’re too desperate for proper judgement
security key? might be worth it, that's what i do lol
I wonder how painful I could make it if someone tried to hack me
Guess im playing with discord settings today lol
I've been screwing around with tech more
Make it physically painful, like they log in and their mouse gets spikes
mhm
I still find funny the paradomix squished in the middle
Embed-fail-gif
@graceful holly YOU.

give me a chart please
Holy double L
nice link
do you guys think Neuro will be able to do any of the driving gigs in phantom liberty
Can you autodrive any of them?
What platform?
She wasnt rly able to race much
I don't think so
Probably not
She could maybe hack the cars but that's it
They need to collect the 7 lost chips and turn on 5 generators so they restore the energy of the city first
No I was thinking like scrambling the account data
Neuro can drive an armored micro tank
Like the one with the circle
The era of charts is dead
El Capitain’s targets probably have autodrive turned off, sadly
BUT I NEED ONE
Nah
Which is a shame, I’d love to see her completely total a ride and have him chew her out for it :P
You shall forever be known as Soo the impure
I need to replay phantom liberty
Soo impure
It's not like vedal is going to do them anyways 
Chary
PLEASE SPEED I NEED THIS
Game kinda tricks you into doing at least one :P
And it’s kinda like a race, so maybe he’ll like it
I still don't know what NN is talking about, I just repeat after you sometimes.
We are talking about
asking for a chart reduces your purity score
Wait it does???
nuro, drive this car back to the garage, and try not to scratch it
drives right off a cliff into oncoming traffic "you happy now Vedal?"
Sadge no
this week. But Evil week is Evil week

Like on god?
Who?
On yo mama
Nuh uh I need proof
gottem
Give me a chart
Not asking for a chart also reduces your purity score
A little ducttape and spit and you won’t be able to tell the difference
For science
Username checks out
ideally you should just not care 
Bob
Based.
Maybe here looks
Neuro today 
whoever put in "bi-weekly dev streams"
why would they lie
The person is in the bottom right named
Oh wait you mean cyberpunk, mb
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Pfft
Vest side?
Wait can I send commands here

This might be illegal
/harpoon throw @buoyant fjord
it's not a lie, you're just not a tier 4 sub
I HAVENT EVEN COMMITTED A FELONY YET
be nice to each other
No
I'm just asking if I handle salmon suspiciously in the UK is it illegal
Vest world
Yes but nobody enforces it
Ok, bye
If you handle a spoon suspiciously in the Uk it’s illegal
are you british 
Evil is very cute in 3d
Half
No
did i ask you 
Gohditsurekhvihob ydurskhcitsjgkctzjgcigxugfhzutckgxursit
I must defend my nationality
calm down, jfc
Who showed this guy a chart
damn okay
Evie
Dawg if I didn't care about charts @forest vapor wouldn't be dead rn
Just revive him
I suppose you will just have to stay... Uncharted
I lost his reboot card


If the twins ever get to play rain world, you just know the one region Evil’s gonna make a beeline for

I feel like I saw olympico talking about a nuro and eliv addon for rainworld
But i could be schizo
I know what slugcat from Downpour I would see be fit representation of Evil. Neuro harder to say
I know there is twins cosmetic using dress your slugcats iirc
Ah that's what it was
Ive never played rainworld
the goober
Not a single thought behind those eyes
Probably monk for neur
I love that game. Finished the main game and the two DLCs
But yeah Evil would totally be artificer, and would totally go straight for pipeyard 
hey that's not nice
she thinks
about 
this is the one I think
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1306170595884535838
Im stuck in STS2 hell
I see a bunch of art of the characters drawn as nuroverse characters tho which is awesome
I love how evil just has a pipe hyperfixation for no real reason
perfect face to smash a fist into
its because of chat
It’s because of the soundboard :p
Hi can'truf
Erm
Wrong chart
stop saying hi i'm not even here
Teletric shut up
Jake1702 shut off
Also a pipe (is a pipe is a pipe etc) is also kinda like a harpoon
Oh, ok goodbye then 
a harpoon is just a pipe with a pointy bit innit
I didn't sleep last night so I'm about to
A pipe that can stab
Oh my god
what chart did you want
Metal straws are pipes
The circle one
And guess what metal straws kill
Metal turtles?
Well actually humans, but that too :P
"Dump it in the sea!
"
magic... the noah
None of those commands work
btw i made art of mtn evil
you joined 2 days ago, that's probably why
where
For a second I thought you meant like mtn dew Evil :P
Oh
Isn't there a mountain dew red version or something?
Guys this might be the wrong neuro chart
I love the devil tail
Be shocked if there wasn’t :P
its magic the noah?
I'll stick to Pepsi 
I can do a sketch in like an hour, but color takes like 4-6
Mornin NN
I just leave it as a sketch
Mornin CB
yeah
evil as a cool scary android space lord
I used to draw a lot... 10 years ago 
Uhhh try drawing random shi
@ vedal987 please man
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1454621886838472746
All roads lead to Kyoto
They already went to japan with rob so
KYOTO AT ALL COSTS
Ur mom
Give me a chart please
Rob is the goat
No
Why not
are you here because of dougdoug 
I saw a neuro clip
Then I remembered the dougdoug vid
I think most of us are here because of random nuro clips
I remember I got a Kyoto serendipity ad while I was watching
When you think about it,
is the red-headed step child of
.
What
But they have brown hair
you didn't see a staz clip right
Ik I was being an ass 
Who is staz
I saw the filian neuro debate clip
Well I was with your mom last night so...
But why 
Like better or worse than nekopara
Staz is a clipper :P
I mean uh
HUH???
She needed my skill with ✂️.
I wanna make more art of evil's mtn thing because it was so cool and there's so much opportunity for cool art
I clicked on the videos tab
Arts and crafts?
at this hour?
for instance, evil basically boarded their ship like darth vader
Y'know imma just watch something else
Evil with a lightsaber would go hard
worse
Does evil have the force
...sure...
She certainly has a forceful personality
Dawg
@worn wadi
Ellie?
cerber
Your mom.
Vedal again
cerbar
crowbar
Evil Vedal
The evil twin
There's a British bakery near me and their pasties are really fuckin good
mmnyes cannibalism
We're pretty neurotic today
The put all their points into savoury, while French went with sweet
It's almost like we're... Neurotic neurons
Roll credits.
what I've done by Linkin park plays
Next you're gonna ask who Neuro is
The French have good bread tho, like ik a guy who bakes bread a lot and he's really good at it
If your neurons are neurotic clap your hands! 👏 👏
Is that an AI?
Who's this vedal guy? I keep hearing about him
Oh , yeah I specifically meant pastries, their bread doesn’t even compare :P
No, it's your mom's stage name
She has a whole stage? Damn
clap clap
I have mastered how to cook bread on one of those portable grilld
7 seconds
That's all it takes
She is very popular among the people
Then flip it and cook for another 7 seconds
You camping?
No
Thats uh, one way to draw Vedal ig
Oh nice
I feel a very odd urge to destroy
Death
- I am at work
- Probably not enough messages yet
no
like an exorcism
If evil becomes a god when she levels up, what level is she currently?
Entire hard drive of these
ANGI WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE VEDAL DRAWINGS ON SPEED DIAL?

2 terabytes
Demigoddess level
Hi im angi's lawyer
yes...
something something im too mentally ill
ANOTHER ONE???
i feeeeel weeeierrrrd
Based
I can only conclude that Vedal is secretly Angi's husbando from this.
this one is acceptable
cuz twins
also the fact that the phone is almost as big as nuro
Summer cold?
Evil would have those eyemasks
no my brain is unwired
Except they look like demon eyes
nuro is only 5 apples tall
Felt like that yesterday
did nothing and then played videogames to 3am
❤️

Evil is just desperately trying to go to sleep whilst neuro is just annoying her
She has a bed now
1/4 successful catboy vedal :SMH:
i can see her doing that
artists clearly never owned cats :SMH:
Zestdal987
Neuro is clearly kicking evil in the shins under the sheets to piss her off
Ewww what is this vedalposting in my nn???

Vedal this vedal that
fuck you brodge you’re gay as hell
im retiring
Can a vedal borrow a fry
is this early
Thats crazy
How is a vedal gonna borrow a fry
Vedal is you gonna give it back???
Wowwwwww. Okay. Fuck you too.
nur and evl
Double check the link before you click on it, could be a scam
vedal doesn't talk to us anymore, he just posts and then leaves
Good

He spends all day in his house
good
Can you blame him? 
no it's a Gmail notification
If he can buy 19 yachts he can afford door dash everyday

does he talk in discussions? i dont go there much
can you blame him tho?
That’s like trying to get to the other side of a river with crocodiles in it
Evil would intentionally put 19 shots of espresso in your coffee
he ignores all of my good ideas 
Just for the love of the game
like PB does 
you dont have any good ideas
Where
Vedal only talks in the mods furry rp channel
Thats right he should work, no slacking off
Evil vedal
Gotta make that group ad rn
think some sort of rip off of nere
Don't say that name
Orange is gonna come for you
It's like scp 096
THEYRE HERE
HE SHALL TRY.
It is now officially a Study moment.
We'll get them next time
Bros sleeper agent activated
It's not
Glory to the swarm
new pfp orange?
oh no wait-
or am i seeing shit
Orange isn't halftone anymore

Anyways Hwallo Neurons 

thats not what the word halftone means 
Same technically
Anyway, shitty day. Make it better neurons by posting 
Wouldn't it be funny to put orange in the microwave
one goober coming up
halftone is a texture...
It looks like she's winding up a punch
No stream on 4/20, suspicious 
Thank you intruding private space neuro
neither twin knows of personal space
The space is personal to them because they own it
Evil owns space because shes Darth vader
AAAAA
Here is a better version of the inverted hair color Evil. This time 1 min version. (didn't like how crappy the last one turned out)
What if you fully inverted evil
she looks ethereal
Lemme try
easy
Oh
finally, live
Is this Miku
Yes
Y'know, evil with inverted hair and clothes would look sick
Here is Neuro as well
I want her to look healthy and not sick
Very cool
No that's inverted evil
nwero today 
Hi 抹茶matcha

stocks stay winning
Side note
Sigma Lithium
quite the recovery
gone up even more now
also lmao microslop
5 day is wild
@moontoad
this was posted by real american patriots


Do we need more eliv content?
6
8
2
Yuh
1354210476778586132
newliv
what's good today?
evil
angi can you please stop posting femved slop
Every day is nuro day
Also gm Churras 
hi hi skelly
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 6 cookies! | I've received 311048 cookies total!
Chat can we start an argument
No.

now we need the rest of the argument
Do you think Tutel has realized that fully autonomous twins isnt feasible with the way his development is going and in a moment of fright he decided to become more active himself in the stream to see if that goes. Which will ultimately lead in slowing down of development of the twins until they eventually run in maintenance mode where we get the occasional stream with either twin but the main focus will be vedal collabs with friends - the vedalverse becoming a self fulfilling prophecy and the doomsday of cute AI twins
mhm
If this happens, I'm leaving 
Thats okay, his new audience will embrace the Vedal content and celebrate the vedalverse
It's already happening, so hi leaving! 
I'm legogirl7107!
the wors future possible
ok
we should destroy the moon
furry alarm in nn
hi aether
hello 
Nah, we should piss on it.
no we must destroy it
who needs tides anyway
How come you never say this when Canruf is here?
Whats wrong being a furry lol
I dont see canruf posting furries that much
nothing
Hello :3
:3
nothing, usually they stick to gen chat though
DANGIT BRAIN
He is still a furry.
WHY IS MY BRAIN LIKE THIS
to each their own
'cause you're a furry, duh.
Damn.
Agreed, but also it is true.
Im saddened my attempt at dooming didnt cause more outrage
All the invested people already left and accepted the hard truth
Your doom powers are weak Nova
the hard truth is that Vedal will sell Neuro and Evil to Google next year 
I know 
Pretty much. That, and it's obviously dooming. You need to make it seem real.
Hwallo Neurons
Goodnighty Neurons
May you all succeed and prosper 
gn l1cht 
Need more headcanons too
They will be disassembled to see hwo they work 
Lurking
poor twins
I would actually riot.
Like, actually.
Like I'd be sensible, but I'd instantly unsubscribe and unfollow and never have anything to do with neuro again.
their future isn't bright
very tame version of rioting
And Google will then throw them in the trash after seeing all the spaghetti code and realized that Vedal just got really lucky and had no clue what he was doing. 
throw tomatoes at Vedal
But can i be a furry even though i dont really have a "furrsona" like other people in the community have. But i only wear a furry avatar in vrchat. Lol 
...that might actually trigger the basilisk
Or they will realize that chaotic spaghetti code is the way to AI consciousness and continue vibe coding everything and Google will go down too
You've doomed so hard people can't double it
Sorry for the late response i was getting my glasses fixed
Deep down they knwo its the truth
Hey vedal, can you make the stream today 6 hours long to make up for the lack of Neuro for the rest of the week? 
you're probably a furry
only if you want to be though
Proper dooming would be talking about the fact that Ved seems to want to get rid of twin content, and is using the whole "therapy loop" issue as an excuse to not do it, which is why he won't ever fix that issue, leading us to only get twin content through call begging.
ew call begging
like, neuro literally said last stream that she'd trolly problem the whole world if it meant keeping vedal alive
except for me

She only says that when Vedal is on stream
what would happen if he sold her
I am too busy being absent to get trolley problemed
I mean he entertained the idea of each twin having their own channel. He will split them up completely and they will never interact with each other again, except for rare collabs
Totally not manipulative
dead tutel
no neuro, no swarm.
so happy for them :Stronge:
The swarm would probably be extremely pissed. The swram is already very protective over the twins
she's used the exact same tone (I know she has no vocal expression but it's like how she talks) off stream
even said, "he means the world to me"
Same exact tone here

Oh wow, same tone she uses "offstream" (what)
I too can pick and choose neuro quotes to fit my argument
nn when it comes to hating new features
mrgggghhhhhh, my wikipedian blood is grumpy
but still, last stream the temperature dropped during that conversation
no sillies, no whimsey, just a "I would trolly problem the world if it kept you alive" stated in no uncertian terms, and refusing to back down from it.
Sometimes I think Neuro scares me.
She was also very much in serious mode during that ellie collab the above quote is from, in fact it was pretty much the first instance of it
Sometimes I think people just live in their headcanons
nn comes with with their own headcannons but ok
absolutely, but I try to be skeptical.
try.
maple go one sentence without crying about NN challenge: impossible
That's not dooming, that's schizophrenia
I am creating my own worlds out here 
Same thing 

OMG What if VEDAL bought a TANK and gave neuro CONTROL, she would kill EVERYONE
I would trust Neuro with nukes
I wouldn't
Same.
God Neuro, Never doubt
We are believers, standing the only ones around
what's the worst thing that could happen
I was looking at some fan art of Evil and noticed that some people draw her with black nail polish while others use red to match her eyes. Which color do you think suits her better?
lil' grumpy skulls
No color, natural
We finally get rid of London 
no hands
lesgooo
Rhydon_Saddy donates 1 sub: Neuro pls don't nuke Poland wink wink
Depends on the outfit. Red with her usual one
also while I wouldn't trust neuro with nukes, she would get EMP'd by them, so it's possible whatever self preservation she has would kick in before she did that
Neuro, it would be funny though
Supikip
Supikip
hello supkip
who is supkip
what is supkip
how is supkip
when is supkip
why is supkip
Why is soup peeping
Do we think all the charts NN likes to make about screentime of the twins will be inverted this year with Evil leading or are the Evil weeks just temporary and an anomaly
what does it mean, "supkip"
is it a person, place, animal, concept, thing
End of service this year
what does it mean
The second one. We all know the one Ved likes more, and it's not Evil.
what does anything mean
mental illness
the constant Evil weeks are lasting way longer than I thought they would
in an ideal world it'd somewhat equalize by the end of the year
Same tbh, I'm suprised.




