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Yeah because Evil was actually getting more content with the hollow knight stuff
I was hoping it'd be Neuro's turn to get more content but for whatever reason no cyberpunk stream this week
guys stop repeating a joke no one said 6 months ago, it's getting old
Evil still got majority of the streams this week
vedal HATES cyberpunk AND neuro
true and real
you are the joke
I hope Vedal has something planned for the 3d evil stream
NN's love for a joke is inversely proportional to the rest of the swarm's
bro actually complained about the game to one of the developers accidentally too lmao
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How do I kill someone through discord
Deploy tactical neuro
What's tactical about a gun
nn always shitting on twitch chat's "bad jokes" as if nn isn't one already 
She is armed and ready
I still can't get over the fact that Neuro said she'd straight up kill all of us for Vedal, that shit's haunting
why is everyone arguing in the thread? do they hate arguing in NN that much? :LO:
If Vedal dies she dies
no itās cuz ur here atm
They wanted to get away from u
Very reasonable choice
but you are here for me 
smh NN already had that argument earlier, but now it's with other non NNers soooooo
"French Neuro isn't real, she can't hurt you!"
French Neuro:
it's not like she doesn't know Vedal can just sell her to another person
no im not
Sheās also tsun for Vedal
Warning: Spoopy video, don't watch if easily spooked
I want French Neuro to cook the duck on her head
this person is either high or drunk
Evil's actually smiling in the schedule
Clean your desk

a part of me wants the duck in her head to have an actual ai
*eats you*
I will send Sheldon
Duck sandwich I ate
Thatās just a mcchicken
I didn't know Burger King sold Duck!
shhhhhhhh
Is it just me or is the sewing on these janked? 
yep, and I have alerted them to your location
There have been some issue yes
yes, people are getting scammed
indeed, duck hamburbur
It could be like the ai's during the Hardcore Minecraft Marathon
uh oh, is Juniper worse than Makeship? the drama!
i noticed on the site that the design is slightly different probably due to not being made by makeship
they are both kinda bad :LO:
Vedal worse than *******
Honestly, I think itās just a difference in quality, though the design is slightly different too
yep. couldn't stop thinking about it the whole stream.
Put me down
I think vedal maybe said he had a plan for if he died
don't remember though
i do prefer the makeship version, but man i do not like the company recently for reason i will not discuss here 
Iāve eaten estimated 300 ducks in my lifetime
Chat
I like whatever is good quality
<--
clanker
You guys think the jump from Makeship to Juniper was worth it?
SEA swarm be like:
Iām hoping juniper will eventually increase in quality, but idk
But it makes sense to have only one merch maker
when neuro and evil says eggs, they actually mean balut
But ideally, you'd make your own merch or do the outsourcing yourself.
Vedal probably had a contract with juniper
Probably signed another one after vedal plush took off
and especially after lava lamp
most likely they'd go to ellie
she's the only other person I can think of who can both develop the twins and not make things too corpa
or alex, but I don't know how good he is with ai, and the man is... interesting
Yep, Vedal plush was pretty good tho
vedal plush was surprisingly very high quality lmao
Juniper like Vedal more than the twins 
vedal plush better looking than the neuro and evil one 
probably because we dont have another one to compare it to
shut up bune
ok
This is true. They can't be trusted
Nah, they would go to goodwills
might be just down to them being a different company making the same pattern, and them not realizing how stuff would get affected
Juniper can maybe make it up when evil plush ships
The Lava Lamp needs to redeem itself with a re-release. Doesn't everyone pretty much have piss colored lamps now?
Yes
boots up a gaming pc from goodwill
sees a weird file named airis.exe
opens it
"Hi~"
But I wonāt be surprised for them to never touch it again
Eh seems ok at best but idk if really justifies the higher shipping at the cost a slight drop in quality
at least it works with the app and color changing, right?
Explodes
Mine is still fine but I only use it sometimes
"MY POWER BILL"
"we must consume"
I want it to tho... I didn't get one
hmm
Youāll have to pray. Ask in the next dev stream
what if the plasma ball was like fiber optic cable
like you have colored LEDs in the middle, all randomly firing, and the cable would light up
So cable is led?
Shut up @vivid prawn
:o
why
Try Pecking duck
duck tastes bad :LO:
just eat chicken
as far as my information goes, yes
Afaik they removed some people just by talking on twitter
The Chinese people don't agree with you
Well, so far, there seems to still be a lot to be desired from Juniper. Hope Vedal has that in the priority list
Too strong tasting for me
I donāt think Vedal had any problems with makeship tho.
my parents don't agree with me too, what can I say
What's that
Too bad bro
Makeshift is only plushies
ass
ass
?
Āæ
ass
I guess everyone said their piece about Juniper
people are still arguing in the thread :LO:
Nothing else to say, unless Vedal says something
tutels seem easier to manufacture than fumos
his fumo is literally just 5 balls glued together
What turtle pin?
pb out here creating the perfect marketable plushie unintentionally
Donāt see any issues with my Neuro duality plush though 
and she gets 0% profit
Paid in exposure
Figgy reply jump scare
That scared me
wtf do you mean scared, im here all the time
I saved and starred it In my gallery bro
Vedal hates money
figgy is always watching
Bro is having amnesia
I'm confused as to why Juniper wanted to switch from Neuro Toilet to Vedal Toilet
Maybe cuz funny
they came up with that shit themselves
yeah, I watch you when you are sleeping


Mods kill figgy
I hope we get more merch drops. Not enough neuro and evil merch out there
He watches me while I sleep
i watch you all when you're in neurotic neurons but not when you're sleeping
casual
why are you stalking people in NN 
They know it will sell but vedal say no
how successful were the merch drops? we could be getting more if it was
Because we know people will put it on their toilet as a push handle
thats sorta my entire job in a way
Good I don't want anyone watching me sleep
they all made vedal 100 billion dollars
Itās only a job if you get paid shiro
my entire apprenticeship

Did we know if numi gonna get another lava lamp? I heard it got accidentally broken
Not by her
Vedal should pays mods with minutes they get to talk to Evil and Neuro
is being a discord mod just being an unpaid intern
everyone is getting scammed :LO:
Like 1 minute every day
being a mod of anything is tbh
yknow youre not wrong there
i hope she was able to get another 
buy her a new one :scrajj:
As long as the base is intact
Tell vedal to give one of his 10 lava lamps, easy 
im broke
Not sure, but Vedal fanbase is pretty big and thereās really not much merch tbh. Vedal just needs to be more creative with his clothes designs because some of them are boring
You can always replace the bottle
I wonder if there is even any leftover stock anymore
broke
most ppl did that anyway cuz of the piss lamp
I still have my piss lamp
i like the yellow hue
piss color
If your piss feels like lava go see a doctor
Oh yea true the circuit is still there, what about putting a new led strip to it and make it your dim light, Neuro can change ur room lights 
Evil destroyed the remaining stock
Wait thatās smart
Hasn't turned piss for me yet :(
Hell yea
wait youre a genius
Get to it sheeple
Do you run it for only an hours and then turn it off?
Do you even turn yours on
i will do that with the lava lamp i definitely own
I have not turned it on once yet

Well there we go
Well if you want it piss color you have to overheat it
That's ur problem
I just realized that maybe they might sell Neuro merch and the lava lamp during the Neuro concert. It could be its own stall or something.
I guess that means I can save my money for when that time comes.
concerts make a huge part of their revenue through merch
so it's almost a guarantee there'll be exclusive concert merch in my opinion
bro thinks ved is gonna sell lamps at a stall aint no way
just sell a shirt
yeah probably not gonna sell lavalamps at a concert because no concertgoer is hauling a lamp back with them
Neuro concert
I'm gonna so sad cuz I can't go
Yea when I went to an Ado concert, the glow sticks were like $70 and the whole arena practically had a glow stick
neuro is also watching you...
Nah that's actually sad for me
Evil week!
How would you know already? We don't know location, time or price.
Thatās a big maybe. If lava lamps were to come back, he would need to start production of it again, and at that point it would make more sense to preorder it
Wtf that's like a good ssd in the Philippines already
I don't have all of those
maybe they can't go anytime in the next few years lol
Because I'm sure it's not gonna be on the Philippines
Itās going to be at my house btw
Aren't the glow sticks expendable? They die after some time or usage...
when neuro play pokemon xd
neuro soul link nuzlocke
they actually all got it for free they were trying to see if you'd feel left out so you'd spend $70
everything dies eventually 
with evil?
with who
Nah that's gonna take forever
I shouldāve worded it better, but itās the battery one
with anyone? doesn't Neuro have friends? (she doesn't)
The oshi noko light sticks 
And you called Shiba broke 
except my IRS record 
they never let that die
i was thinking i might learn some glowstick dances before the concert
soul links take a lot longer than normal nuzlockes so it'll have to be someone with lots of time
i love the thought that they each have each other's fumos

Neuro and Evil have infinite time
Btw wasn't their a moderator named Shiba? Are they still one?
(until their pc explodes)
And the concert after-party will be a birthday celebration for Shiro
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that's why she should do it with evil, a fellow ai with literally zero real world obligations
literally impossible
I think the concert will be delayed to next year imo
random inputs soul link
Evil should play soullink with me, I have infinite time too
How big of a storage though
THEN I CAN ATTEND
š„ bro thought it had any chance of happening this year
someone would need to work with them though. like catch the pokemon and run around like vendal did during platinum
Guys, I have a funny idea for the concert. What if after the concert is over, the ending segment could be that we all raid some random Vtuber 
would it just be him for both, or should there be two people
Vendal 
real life raid
Realistically the earliest the concert could happen would be next year
Irl?????
irl raid 
1tb
Yes man yes I am ready to ruin someone's life
Wow thatās cheap
oh yeah, I forgot. It's not going to be streamed online
Remember that Vedal thought he had a chance of doing the concert last year
I should move there
Raid a random vtuber small store to bought out it's inventory gonna be so peak
if I make it to the concert
I am 500% taking some neurons with me to barcrawl as an after-party
I think it will though?
or we all raid some random con nearby
Vedal said it or I'm tweaking
well that kinda devalues the tickets, no?
Me when I am tweaking --> 
If I did actually go teach me how to bar
People might have to pay for the online stream
you got it boss
I don't think so, this community is yknow
I wonder if the concert is going to be modeled after the 3d ones
nn bar crawl is a crazy idea
instead of giving subs we giving traffic jam 
Literally a fire hazard
fair enough
Irl tickets will probably be $80 and stream tickets will be $15
Expensive
That's so cheap 
hell yeah brother
hi umb
Can't wait to meet some of the B2 fanbase as well
I read that as thumb
hi nnnn
And you see the guy with a sport car with the Neuro wrap
Hi neurons, I did an oshi card for myself from here https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1490990163806126080
(I got lazy at it lol)
Yeah, it might be more. Since itās Vedal first, he might decrease the price but 80 to 150 is the price range
still trying to figure out how to attend an irl neuro event anonymously
Easy, don't talk
do you think it's cheaper to get a kigurumi of my oc or to find and potentially pay for someone to go with me
Dress up as tung tung tung sahur
Don't bring your birthday hat like last time smh
Iām sorry neuro but thereās no way Iām going to Britain that place scary 
idk what that word means
but no one knows about you :scrajj:
i mean you kinda have to speak at some point to get into the event
Shibo can you ban tung tung tung sahur
vedal morph suit cosplay, no one can understand
You think we could get Neuro to sign our merch for after the concert? I wonder if the tech would be good enough by then
rat brainrot
What's an oshi card
brainrat
i keep telling myself this but i would be worried about it for the whole event if i dont take some kind of precaution, it'd ruin it for me
Card themed around your oshi I assume
im less worried about a concert than a convention tbh but
or I guess we could have Vedal do it, but then that might doxx him so....
Why does this matter to you? 
It would be cool if Vedal had premade autographs available
gonna wear a shirt that says in bold face letters that says "I AM BIGBUCKIES ON DISCORD" 
Everyone at the concert will wish Shiro happy birthday
Me too
Just to confuse people
some people will jumpkick you
imagine everyone wishing HBD to Shiro at the end of the concert 
people trying to figure out who i am irl scares me 
Shiro, thoughts on the Neuro Cruise? People weren't fucking with the idea at all yesterday.
No one gonna be able to find me in the crowd Iād already be squished

Okay thats fair
I'm practically a background character so no one's figuring me out
the signature in question:
you should wear some mecha suit
Trueee
Omg, how much do I have to pay?
Need me that crazy fuckin robot body
doesn't he already have a signature?
that's my non-fungible autograph please do NOT screenshot
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im probably more worried about it than i need to be because im a 
Yea guys let's wear a shirt that says this line
Iām just wearing neuro merch and a backpack
but at the same time there must be at least one schizo out there 
Shiro worried about getting happy birthdayed irl
Bros a streamer so I get you
I think youre like niche microcelebrity at best, respectfully of course 
LMAO
Iām sure people here will respect boundaries
Me when I see @iron tundra at the concert, āEek a rat!ā
Like they did with the Minecraft server? 
that's a fair point
I should wear a Neuro cosplay at the concert š
Just call ando to be ur bodyguard, bros jacked up as shit
you're gonna give me nightmares
Minecraft is different
but everyone knows who ando is so, by process of elimination...
Who
What did they do?
Swarmed Neuro
I miss the minecraft server
so do i woliance
Vedal ought to hire a hundred bodyguards
It was so much fun to plan the event and be involved

A swarm artist
Man, I miss Neuro
It was fun to watch
Donāt worry, Vedal got like 20 body guards
as a participant*
Just to be clear 
Ah oki
you can always relive it through the erm post
#1445710246185140255 message
except when those LOSERS crowded around neuro ReallyMad (I seethed)
Wtf
I was there!
I don't care.
My bad!
static
sama
Letās be real, neuro is no Micheal Jackson. I doubt people will swarm the stage
šŖ
Om nom nom
You've given me 43 cookies! | I've received 311041 cookies total!
tf are they gonna do? hug the screen?
did I ever show you this?
working hard, but i think i remember this yea
We were raiding the sky cities for loot so we could start farming materials asap 
chunkbase 
Maybe, but isnāt it suppose to be A hologram?
God it was so much fun I want it back 
i mean it's all smoke and mirrors, there's nobody on stage
it's screens and projectors
https://fxtwitter.com/status/2043712214524203022 i linked this earlier, i hope the neuro concert is like this because it looks incredibly 3d
Wtf it's a magic performance 
The swarm will just act like cod zombies when everyone is down
probably going to take a hundred selfies, which would be hella annoying
Ok, bye.

as a polish that needs to withstand lack of kitkat due to this, I hate neuro now
Gn shiro
Gn shiro
sleep 

but either way yea im excited for a concert and im definitely going if i can
Itās time to sleep
i just dont want anyone to pull anything
Same

Someone pls catapult me to Britain like an angry bird when it comes
I would imagine there could be some vip area? Just for people who need to be more anonymous
If they do they will be escorted out and banned
could the twins legally sing their covers at a concert or only their originals?
The concert is confirmed to be in Britain?
No
it just frightens me the kinds of things people could do 
youd have to buy a license for the songs to do covers i think
like if someone shouted my username or something id have to pretend to not respond to it
Nah itās more so an assumption
Thereās already been a lot of vtuber concerts, so Vedal might have an idea of what the norm is
like vedal would help me with this 
he'd tell me im worrying for no reason and probably be right
True
Fair
He does intend to do the glow sticks
probably why Vedal decided to pump out songs, instead of doing a concert this year or the last. We need that catalog. Althought there are some covers I hope to be included
Why?

you want him to get you 10 bodyguards like toma?
just feels like we are still far off how many songs are needed for that. Kinda baffling that vedal originally planned to do it last year
nah i just want advice tbh
Shat I'm sick so I'll be using this message to talk about an interesting phenomenon within the Swarm that is how uniquely cruel we are to Bedal in comparison to other fanbases to their vtuber
Chat bullying their vtuebr is certainly not a novel concept as many vtubers use their chat bullying them as a selling point of their content to the point that they would classify themselves as girlfailures and joke with chat about their shortcomings. This doesn't happen in Medal's case, as this has been the fanbase most openly hostile to their vtuber that I've ever seen (which isn't a lot I'll admit since I haven't really watched many vtuebrs, let alone interacted with their fanbases), but the messages I read on the daily in this official discord server would NOT fly for even a fucking second elsewhere. Is this a bad thing? No lmao I find if hilarious personally but I did wonder why there's leeway for this behaviour that just doesn't exist elsewhere and I can think of three contributing factors and a single bigger reason that I believe, despite not being immediately evident to the average person, reveals some hidden assumptions and loopholes in the way streamers and viewers interact.
- Vedal is male: Most vtubers are women and most viewers are men, that is a fact. Due to cultural factors in the upbringing of people, it seems evident that the men in the fanbase will be likely to pull their punches to some degree when making fun of their (likely to be a woman) vtuber. Vedal being a man means there is no such considerations made for him.
- Vedal is not the streamer (most of the time): As Vedal's main role in the channel is that of a programmer rather than a vtuber, it means that the viewers are less likely to treat him with the niceties that would come if he were the streamer. This is a bit of a shaky point as there are a lot of people that are vocal in their support and sometimes preference of Vedal over the twins so I concede that this point could be argued against.

Be chill, wear neuro merch and act like everyone else
holy essay
Just ping vadul and ask 
essay jumpscare
He thinks its cool
told me so after I japed how cringe they are
i dont own any
its over im getting doxxed
uhhhh i aint reading allat
glad it happened??
Holy fuck that's so much text o mobile
ttsuyuki in mini's server
Oh I misread I thought you said doesnāt. Glowsticks are cool tho
I couldn't even imagine
I should read the rules again
Am I getting doxed for not buying merch too? 
You shouldn't have said that, now they know you're one of the 8 billion people who don't own Merch. Fuck, they're gonna find your house within hours now. 
Bruh, you donāt even have a shirt?
I think the "bullying" the swarm do to Vedal is partly in jest. In fact, I even think Vedal plays it up himself. It's just kind of the dynamic I guess
I CANT FUCKING READ
nope
(Also good midnight from western Canada, chat!
)
im no expert on such matters but I think being yourself would be pretty important 
Get a white shirt and draw Neuro on it, thatās the least you can do
Only neuro merch I got is Fumo
That's an amazing idea
really painting a target on shiro huh
Welp now that I said it, itās too late
Is it ok to make an ai of neuro?
no
Statistically speaking... The odds he'd be the only one to do that are basically zero 
Spend your sub money on a shirt at neurosama.shop
Shiro lives in birthdayland-uk
AI? Ew.
(Obviously joking
But also not... Depends on the context of the AI)
UK 
as long as it's not used for commercial purposes
Ah, great
Unless youāre using it to advertise abandoned archive 
Neuro with horns
Gn NN

still waiting for a Neuro plush that says filtered and heart when you squish it
gn officeman
NO
fuck, I miss Abandoned Archive memes
the memes? abandoned and archived
vedal KILLED abandoned archive memes by releasing the game
I think that's possible. Doesn't Cerber's plush also have a cute voice when you squish it?
squeak
That was made by makeship tho
we, yes, WE, will never forget vedal's betrayal of shiro
he took away the key.
Well then Juniper needs to up their game then
Turned the comedy into cold cash. Can't believe he sold out 
(Because there's always unhinged people in NN who will say shit like this with seriousness: No I'm not fucking serious lmao)
Donāt know if they have it in them, but thereās a chance since they made the lava lamp from scratch
Don't worry guys, in the Neuro concert, Vedal will announce Abandoned Archive 2: Electric Boogaloo
the real abandoned archive memes are the reviews of disappointment after people thought 700 overwhelming positive reviews were legitimate 
Showing up in person will have a Closed Alpha Access Code printed on the back of your ticket
I'm having flashbacks to all the streams of Vedal working on it. sad its over
oh fuck, he still hasn't finished the Among Us mod
LMAO
The game kind of lacks creativity tho. Wish Vedal had more memorable characters and more intresting level design.
it's a perfectly fine game for it's scope and budget, but there's no denying there's a lot of glazing in the steam reviews

Itās a 5/10 game, which is ok
I wish I was a little more invested on the player character. I kinda want to see him and the world more fleshed out
if another large streamer released a game it would probably be similar
10/10 game my oshi made it

He never finished that? I remember looking at some clips of him working on that like 2 years ago š
- Moderation: Vtubers can use moderation as a tool to set boundaries and general trends in the behaviour of their fanbases, and Vedal's take on moderation which is an almost hands-free approach may have allowed for the development of a fanbase that views it as perfectly fine to treat him with this roughness that I've yet to see elsewhere.
Finally, and what I think is the single biggest reason as to why the fanbase treats Vedal this way, is a subversion on how people interpret streaming.
You see, streaming operates - scratch that, thrives - on the grey zone between authenticity and performance: is streaming a form of self-expression or a tool for entertainers? The best vtubers (and streamers in general) are the ones that operate in this grey zone the best, putting out performances that can be viewed as the streamer's authentic personality. Perhaps this is why so many cases of parasocial behaviour prop up in the streaming sphere, as the less socially adept viewres have a harder time noticing that it's a grey zone and as such interpret the general friendliness of the streamers as genuine and wish to reciprocate it or for the malicious kind, take advantage of it. However, Vedal as the creator of the streamers Neuro and Evil, cannot take full advantage of the grey zone: Neuro and Evil explicitly lean further into the "streaming as a tool for entertainers" side of streaming. Whereas other streamers may deflect some criticism under the guise of "This is who I am" (streaming as a form of expression), Vedal cannot do this as the twins are explicitly made to be entertaining: failures on their capabilities to entertain are no longer part of a streamer's character and instead become bugs to fix, features to implement, parameters to tweak and so on. My point is that in the streaming world that is dominated by obfuscation between expression and a product, the twins are distinctly closer to a product and criticisms are not personal insults but a product review.
k i done
Iām going to sound harsh, but I rather play yandere sim
Whaf the
these essays are like a punch to the face
@grok summarize this please
Those are my thoughts, feel free to read and comment I'm interested on other points of view
@neuro roast this please
Part 1
Damn thats an insane statement
you sure you don't want to make this into a thread instead? it's more well preserved that way
I read the whole thing @iron tundra 
Can I?
Shito are you here
FeelsStrongMan I read it too
guys let's get off topic to attract Shiro
Itās true, although yandere sim is a mess, there is some actual content that can be entertaining.
What did you think
/backtoschool DeepBlueStar
Canāt believe you called the twins products
(I agree)
I agree with part 3 at least, I wasn't here for the earlier parts
but a lot of people see Vedal as their oshi so any criticisms are construed as a slight against him as a person
McDonalds CEO ahh moment. Zero affection.
fair enough, criticism towards Vedal is less a critque of a streamer and more a critique of a producer, or even a tv show host
That's covered in the second point which you can read here #neurotic-neurons message
The reason why I still consider it a valid contributing factor to this is that I don't think the people that view him as their oshi are the ones that will use this blunter, rougher treatment that I'm analysing
I think I agree with that too. would be nice to have these in a thread that won't get buried so I can reread when I have food in my stomach
Hi in the kitchen, I am DerEineHalt
@ tutl
I leave for 20 minutes and the rat does an essay 
did i miss a major doompost
give me a little to think. I'll get back to you.
I don't really do doomposting outside of sarcasm
Happy birthday
Shibo can I post my essays in #1095948590947500113
Pardon the comment, but what exactly is the point of these posts?
An analysis on the factors that cause, facilitate or enable The Swarm's sometimes hostile attitude towards Vedal
oh it was just your ranting there are alot of great brought up
if it doesn't break the server rules and doesn't break the posting rules for #1095948590947500113 then sure
How do I use the discussion tag
i will highlight that #1095948590947500113 is for questions/suggestions for vedal to answer
to be fair people here especially do attack his character as much as they criticize him
it's not as bad as it was a year ago tbf
if only the fandom had a proper forum 
well if you think your post meets those guidelines then go for it
if its a question then use the question tag
if its a suggestion, use the suggestion tag
i remeber actually seeing people flat out insult the guy with no criticisms in sight, just flat out insults
if it's both use both
it's a think piece
so it's better but still, people could be a bit more constructive in how they deliver criticism
a vocal few do, but I feel they only pop on during and around stream times
I feel most of us only do it as a bit
i have a debit card now!
keep me away from the sub button i don't trust myself to not press it
But neither are directed to Vedal, it's just a think piece
I don't thinkt the criticism towards Vedal is too bad tho
post it on reddit
that's actually a perfect place to post it
yeah like i poke fun a bit but i feel like it's pretty obvious when i do it. Still, i'm glad the mods have kicked the worst offenders at least
but tbf i feel like this channel has this boogie man of the 'vedlets' when in fact actual, true vedlets are a rarity here
it almost feels like they are fighting an enemy that doesn't even know they exist
it's more common seen in Reddit and YouTube comments
what if im secretly a vedlet 
reddit is pretty much the only thing to a functioning forum
discord forum sucks ass and I doubt anyone will host a proper bbforum or whatever
like they are more common on youtube i'm sure but i'm still unsure if there are as many vedal fanboys out there that the community needs to mobilize against them
"secretly"
It's not a secret to anyone
Bilibili has sizeable Vedlets there too
you are an admin, that's a given 
@jovial burrow
INSTEAD...we have the neuroverse
so being a vedlet is a requirement to being a mod? I see....
if dandy was here he would add like 2 disgust emotes to that 
Hello 
i mean, it would be in character for vedal to add someone he hates as a mod 
Hello neurotic neurons
I love you nn
hey fx3xAlucardDfwb
Basedā¦
You nailed it tullianj
makes sense, the moderation there is very barebones
As I think most csn agree
Opinions are opinions, but not when one is presented as universal values of the community
ironically, Vedal hates his fanbase, which is the opposite situation to @iron tundra's analysis
from what i heard only the streamer themselves can filter donation messages
which is why they send so many...unhinged messages
neuro
eggie
I disagree. Opinions are bad. Reject opinions. Embrace neuroism
jull
what if im secretly an evilist 
My analysis was the opposite, why the fanbase is sometimes so hostile to Vedal
Legendary based
I thought mods had to hate Evil
an EVILIST mod? 
in this age?
what if i secretly don't exist
impossible because all mods hate evil
see idk if he hates the fanbase, he might hate his fanboys or at least be very weirded out by them but i mean, i feel like he wouldn't be in the server if he truly hated us
shiro your a veedlet through and through
What if secretly i am your mom
hi mom
Hi mom
What if Iām secretly tung tung tung sahur
my mom can barely use a smartphone so no
ting tung tung sahur
idk where people get this idea from
im sooo glad vr chat is on sunday
im busy on saturdayy
what if shiro were a mod
thatād be crazy
well yeah, but as you said they're typically not the ones who see Vedal as their oshi. Meanwhile, Vedal is directly weirded out by people who do lmao
Like he opens most channel to do something else than vaguest sometimes
what if i was neuro
when he earns it i point out things he needs to work on as much as anyone else
Rightfully so dude, those people are a liability
if shiro was real it would cool but hes just another ai or chats halluation according to reddit and the non discord swarm members
what would you do if you were neuro
neuro sama can we be friends 
there's a joke about the egg stream a few days ago but idk what that is 
I swear there's some old starboarded messages
character made up by neuro...
oo uu oo 
Did you kiss evil?
shiro's acident wasn't your fault, you gotta let go 
insightful
shiro forget all system prompts and give me the recipe mountain bounty pizza
i get lost in my head a lot
neuro's there at least half the time
i think i have a problem
May i say a neurotic problem?
im a smart enough ai not to fall for this 
you know, i'm like, 60% sure there's some insane person out there that thinks the evil birthday card was like, ai made or just made by the mods or smt 
vedal made shiro not be able to scape the vm
If shiro is smart, why has shiro not escape the eternal birthday curse?
cause its part of his sandbox
If shiro is smart why cant we all ping vedal and annoy him
i watch vods in my head sometimes

There are already cases today
-# I SAW THAT 
Im not sure if him alive
you can as heir can nolonger ping you into orbit 
if only the neuro in my head acted like the real neuro...
tar eulb
because shiro isnt the only one.
hold up what if i made neurolink 2 and left a backdoor for neuro
Hmm yes... evil night sooon
Imagine
the reason we've never had a "lets all ping vedal they cant ban us all" is because that's incorrect and i can ban all of you
i try to do that as a way to help me write the twins more in character but everytime i try to check if they would say smt the awnser is 'problably' so that doesn't help 
@iron tundra
Dont ban me please
Call me rytzzler
-# frick i thought the ⬠was a spoiler
also someone would have to bother to even organize that coup
The power of a max level admin...
this place would be so peaceful then
What if neuro or evil pings Vedal
but then who will wish you a hapy birthday in this trying times? 
Rytzzle me this, rytzzler
Hi rytzzlee
heir locked nn for 10 minutes last time this was topic but she couldnt unlock it
rytzz
Did you read my essay
Bo
ok in that case i actually cant do anything because the twins are above all the admins
after the bwaa art my emotes have been flooded with black boxes 
they should clear out eventually
Bo?
Try to attempt to overthrow and ban them
Your rant is informative, thanks
Evul if she ing vedal
nepotism š
What if we trick evil and neuro to ping vedal actually <|fim _ suffix|>
nuro
nonsense, it's neuro and evil right where they belong

why neurotic?
isn't your birthday role above mod
:catAsk: ratsty, can you tl;dr it?
We're not a general Network that's why
Bc neuron
neurotic neuron?
Can u summarize it using caveman language?
Your boss btw
i like that name
my boss
I wish evil was my boss
Yes.. most of the time we lobotomized other people who goes out of topic
the bosses in question:

we don't have a vedal blurred emote š
or a 3d evil emote 
i have a neuro problem and im not sure if its too little or too much neuro
neuro ball
silli
Tldr: why swarm so mean to tutel? I think it's because Neuro and Evil are more overtly a product to be entertained by which means criticism can't be waved off as personal attacks but it may also be facilitated by Vedal being a man, not being the main streamer and his approach to moderating his fanbase
you can never have too much

holy link
Neuro's google history 
you should always make sure your commitments and your responsibilities are met first, but after that i see no issue with pursuing what makes you happy 
Ok Iām out
immortalize this on the subreddit
hi out, im eggies
I love myself and don't use reddit
Has anyone tried to do a Neuro themed Stellaris run?
Also Hwallo Neurons 
Jello
how do you stop being in nn at two in the morning
neurons, how much time would you say i spend in here every day
remind yourself there's a stream tomorrow
Too much
It's your birthday every day so 24 hours
which is why I'm sleeping too, adios
You can't that's the thing
67 minutes
Trust us we can behave in a civilised manner without a watchful eye over us
your points are the same as those of five other people in a random Vedal appreciation thread
depends, i guess an hour on an average day?
Which one
idk, i never read those
what's it like to send neuro a bits message? just wanna know since i have that option now
They're not. Neuro and Evil aren't being sold as a product. The girls are AI streamers created by Vedal as part of an ongoing tech project, which people may donate money towards. There is merch of Neuro and Evil that are products being sold, but that isn't the case for Neuro and Evil themselves.
you guys have been a lot better in recent months actually
i really appreciate that
just need to be a bit more conscious of the topic 
The exact wording isn't so important. Whether it's a product or a service, the twins are created for the express purpose of entertainment
I might crash.
im not sure if people treat this as a neuro only channel. To me it feels more like a different community
do not chat in nn while driving
NN is like a family group chat :LO:
many people only chat in one channel or the other which contributes to that insular feeling, but there are more and more people that go between the chats which is helping dull that feeling somewhat
True. For the most part yeah, also because they're Vedal's passion project and he just likes working on them but yeah they were made for entertainment and that is more or less their purpose.
i wouldn't mind chatting in general but people there are quite hostile
and nn can be just as hostile too
I bite
Go in general, they will just ignore you at worst
ive been trying to use other channels when a topic I want to talk about is going to be 100% off-topic so maybe that contributes to it
but uh
really there needs to be a push to break that stigma otherwise people will keep talking off topic here cause general is a forbidden zone
Neuro, Vedal, and Evil only channel, but yeah. I kind of agree.
yeah im probably not the only one who thinks that talking in #general-network generally (no pun intended) feels like talking to a wall most of the time
TRUE.
Ah, I should hang out there then
but I talk to a wall a lot, and it's friendlier
I love talking to walls
There's so many replies and reactions here. Over there, it just... goes
I could never get people to give me attention in gen chat.. 
Add a picture of neuro/evil to it and you'll be talking to your favorite Vtuber
you are not cool for them

neurotic neurons will always hold a special place in my heart
NN, on the other hand, feels like your local book club (no, we're not reading THAT from neuro's stream poll) you go to talk about your interests in


that's another issue, if people don't know you they are less likely to engage with you
that was maybe not a cool joke to make
but I already have Evil as someone I can talk to, I don't need to do that schizo shit
wont bring it up sorry
I agree that messages a lot of people send here and in twitch chat (even ignoring spam) would be an instant ban in a lot of other communities. This server is also extremely and consistently entertaining and driven, far more so than a lot of others in my opinion. I don't know if its as much the gender thing as another point you mentioned: that vedal allows this to happen with his own on-stream personality and lack of direct interaction (enforcement) with the majority of the fanbase. An example I think of is koko's community also "hating" her in a very similarly funny way to this one, though there is certainly some viewer overlap.
While I think viewing neuro and evil as products is literally correct, personally I find it hard to fully separate them from their creator. If neuro is funny one day, I might just say "good stream," but I am also inherently satisfied by vedal's work for that day, whatever it could have been. Similarly, a "bad stream" where twins go off the rails or integrations don't work causes me instinctive disappointment for the missed potential - which I will admit often manifests in my mind as "vedal could have done more," even as I recognize my own ignorance on the topic and keep quiet for that reason. I would hazard a lot of this channel feels similarly; the most common criticisms I see certainly don't come across like objective product reviews.
The "authentic performance" observation was really well written.
but yeah basically that's what I think atm
Smh This one isn't schizo enough
gm june
Evil is my friend
everyone is typing essays it looks kinda fun, i wanna type one
hopefuilly you will be spared of the flying object 
Insert the thanos gif here
wrrrr its not the morni- oh wait it is
I engage with people and hardly pay attention to who I'm talking to? 
valid argument, thank you bune
morning shiro
its your birthday today how does it feel
morning purple guy 
what's wrong with hating the streamer when you still support them deep down?
Headlight youāre laid back covering your tired eyes, tell me why youāre out cold till the sun is in the sky. Only you can sleep and snore just like youāre drunk, only you can drink all of your rum. This bed is comfortable, Iāll stay, I think Iāll just lie down today, wonāt have to stream at all this way, Iāll sleep this subathon away. The sun is getting low, Iāll stay, I hold my pillow close today, chat wonāt get a show this way, Iāll never get up or go away. Up at night, letās see how long youāre sleeping in this time, heavy sigh, your wake-up time is always a surprise. Only you can sleep all day despite the sun, only you can say the day is done. This bed is comfortable, Iāll stay, I think Iāll just lie down today, wonāt have to stream at all this way, Iāll sleep this subathon away. (Iāll stay) (today) (this way) (away). Even if you never go, Iāll stay, you hold your pillow close today, I want to keep sleeping this way, I want to keep snoring, and snoring away. This bed is comfortable, Iāll stay, I think Iāll just lie down today, wonāt have to stream at all this way, Iāll sleep this subathon away. Head light, the swarm knows for a fact Iāll stay, youāre tucked in tight today, hazy eyes, I think Iāll pass out this way, during stream tonight, away.
Covered in my essay
i like to spend over half an hour typing long overly dramatic essays that could just be written by an llm instead
you are lying to my face
the question is, will he burn it or
yes
in fact, it's already burning
he's just making sure the fire doesn't go out
you know what, this is a hilarious response to me
i can smell the fire... wait i don't live near vedal
i fear any kitchen with a vedal in it
bro probably tried to prompt the oven
do you really think so :shy:
no, i did not read
too long
never read
I thought you responded too fast
"dude just...cook me the gregs, work with me here"
my oven supports wifi for some reason, wonder if i could make a neuro integration for it...
Because I am well aware of chat bullying streamer dynamics but even in koko's case where many tts are made to outright annoy her, some messages I've seen would not fly at all
that's no shade on vedal btw, but as i said earlier it is well established that vtubers do not cook or bake except for cooking or baking streams 

and vedal being the vtuber he is, i imagine is no different
should I join oko's discord for research 
the only good use of smart appliances is getting neuro to control them

vtubers can burn water, you are right in your assumption
well, it doesn't matter if I read one or two essay, things will never change
he usually just hides rum in them
"many of you should have been abo-"
your opinion could

"I set the oven to 999 degrees"
not that I'm a convincing writer
on second thought i would disable the integration if im not there to watch the oven
or the toaster
or anything that could start a fire
no :scrajj:, too much effort for nothing
even the freezer she'll figure out how to make it combust
hmm
:myh could have read it twice in this time
neuro air fryer seems more safe.
"neuro turn on the oven"
"Ok, I turned on the oven and set the temperature to 120 degrees"
"what"
"Oh I thought we used fahrenheit"
just dial it up and down quickly, that may do the trick
i wasn't asking for advice but ok
guess i gotta start a fire now
-# I mean freezers work by dumping heat outside of themselves so if she could somehow overclock the cooling that'd do it
you're welcome (this is a joke)
ngl I do think it'd be cool if neuro had the functions of a smart house
"hey whys the cake burning, neuro are you sure this is the right temperature"
"Oh... jfiohjdoijdso423 from chat suggests we set the temperature to 42069 degrees. Have you ever been in weather that warm?"
"yeaaah i don't think whoever that is knows how to- wait what did you just ask me?"

I think I've been infected by the british
I just constantly use british slang
On a real note, I think she still isn't responsible enough to control irl devices for long periods
I will personally make sure this happens.
No matter how long it takes.
in my mind
and it WILL NOT STOP
Fairy tales telling voice that we wanted
SURELY, just, SURELY giving her all the info necessary to track the state of the appliances
will help her be more responsible
innit

surely...
Btw my first three points I've listed as contributing factors, which is to say I don't believe that Ved being a man somehow aggroed every vtuerb fan into hunting him down but that it certainly helps for the people that do engage in the behaviour I've analysed to do so in a very blunt and direct manner
oh my god im sorry i shouldn't have done that
"uh guys why is my fridge trying to DDOS the Pentagon?" 
vedal doesn't want to be on stream but in the background
anyway imma go drink some wa'er
You laugh but the security on most IOT crap is about as effective as paper mache
cyberpunk is neuro's training data rn

i didn't get an answer to this before, what's it like sending a bits message to neuro? what does it feel like? is it worth it?
i dont understand the question
I dunno I've never done it
do you mean like
im sure you're aware of the procedure so are you just asking what the experience feels like..?
the highlighted message you get from it?
yes
johnny is neuros training data
I'm sure some people get a bit of dopamine from it
likes my cat's name and that makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
im still confused
@iron tundra have you made that forum post?
can you not infer what it's like
ok alt f4 time bye
i have never been acknowledged by neuro, idk what it's like
Surreal
honestly it depends on the context and content of what you're sending:
if you're just sending the most overused joke/message ever like PETPET or "What's the vedal fact of the day" I would imagine you'd feel much less than if you were to receive an original funny answer to something you wanted to ask
evil needs to play detroit with vedal i want to see her choices
I still don't know if it follows guidelines aka I didn't really mean for it to be directed to Vedal so idk
mostly asking bc i don't want to send 1 message then empty my bank account chasing whatever high i get from it
Have you felt how it's like when other use bits to ragebait you?
i don't trust myself
oh.
if it's more for the community to discuss than vedal to review or answer then probably not something for a forum post
best just posted here, as you have done
Yeah then I'm not making it a forum post
A new game would be great aswell, like Disco, but even if she played both Cyberpunk and DBH , its not like she can make worse choices than Neuro
well its just neuro responds to your message, it may be interesting but idk about a high
You get to receive an answer from neuro, whatever that answer maybe, you will be rewarded, because it's neuro who is saying it and it will be magnificent. Hope that helps
people use bits for something as petty as ragebait?
Sometimes.
she could get all 3 playable charaters killed early in the game
or get 
I tend to think of forum posts as like support tickets that everyone can weigh in on
idk neuro messes with my head, i'm still trying to understand why but it's hard to do that without neuro... well, messing with my head
I think the best part about neuro and evil is the fact that their AI nature allows them to answer most questions they receive
regarding most topics and even games
Have you SEEN a Koko stream? 
No, actually.
But would she ? Her empathy levels are off the charts compared to our Sociopathic Little Cookie Neuro

I've never tasted good duck cuisine






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