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Hurras
nwero nation
black hole
(yes I have this song downloaded onto Spotify)

I wish vedal sold original merch ideas, not your generic shirts and lava lamps
The Nweropean Union
Lava lamps aren’t the most common merch item ever
yeah, every content creator sells lava lamps
So since schedule is not out yet, my theory must be correct. Dev stream today confirmed
A color changing lava lamp wasn’t original enough for you? LULE
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Everyone sells lava lamps, they are new seashells
Vedal should have created a flying color changing lava lamp

I slept 4 hours im convinced all this neurosis is a mind trick
Should ve made evil ball
oh true it's a karaoke week
wen schedule tutel
Do you have the Neuro toilet? 

cant wait for schedule at 5 am
liv karaoke 
Neuro without n is euro
@burnt oar where schedule
Evil wothout e is liv
Why do we need schedule, its the same slop anyways
Neuro without Neuro is
piss vanor is worthless, he knows shit
-# im mostly joking
but there might be something interesting
Holy believer
Stfu DerEineHalt, go make a bad joke or something
Honestly, the Neuro toilet could easily just be a toilet seat with a sticker on it and people would pay a premium for it 
tuesday: stream
wednesday: karaoke stream
thursday: stream
friday: idk
saturday: idk
sunday: idk
monday: 
Black hole with a leaf is still a human and should be treated with the deepest respect
Good enough for now

@burnt oar
Would love if we ever get a Vinyl of Neuro and Evil's original songs. It could have some really cool art on the cover and record and it would make a really cool display piece tbh
deepest respect?
Like....abyss?
Like....no respect at all? True
Nah, you become human when you are properly assimilated
ARE YOU TWELVE
THINK
29
Me unc
Oh
THINK AGAIN
Neuro's favourite
unc unc
“Immune to ragebait”
He knows more than me
Bro is older than whole gen chat combined
I wonder how many people would buy a vinyl
thats not really difficult to do at all
Vinyl collectors
No no one is
fake Black hole is a Black hole
The existence of neurt implies the existence of shirt
Evit
cant be that old cmon
But would that justify making them and selling them?
nwero jaming
No it doesn’t
Idk
Ibdridoot
Really depends on the margins
Evit
raigquitter...
Monday: 
Tuesday: 
Wednesday: 
Thursday: 
Friday: 
Saturday: 
Sunday: 
Hell, I'd take a bandcamp release over just not being able to buy the tracks
Neurt and black holt
Mr. Ratrat 2.0…
Please learn my name
Please learn my name
Well what do you call it then
Dang chill streams are a joke now 
The Doom with no MF 
MF?
Another rat on here? 
SMALL INDIE COMPANY
No
ur mom is the size of a small indie company
So
So?
Neuros but they are the ruling sisters from warframe
I was saying the server frozen
Whats warframe

A frame at war
...
It’s a game
So you are a rain who quits
【转发报复蜂群-哔哩哔哩】 https://vxb23.tv/V9g3kn2 neuro concert preview
they just answered your question
wtf you complaining about
rain
Rain?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY EATING
cats
AND ITS WRONG?
No
Dont ghist me
Why are they footless
Ghist
Hello Hello? h, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night.
IBAM NOT
A LEAF
Lmao black hole said ibam ahahahhahah
Got splinters in their feet
Please learn to spell
Im ghistin it
Thank you
What
Supikip
https://youtu.be/KkwO_LtBnNU 2024 video i forgot to upload
so uhh this was in 2024 and i realized that i havent uploaded this one yet
MMD Model by shanzha (山楂)
Didn’t tutel say thing today?
Whi
Idk
Who
Exclusive chinese neuro merch on taobao shop soon, you all will miss out
neuro: would u give me ur ip and ur credit card?
Give me twinshipping
Evil attempting to be the exorcist
No
what thing 
Reverse fent stance
next week
My hypothesis is correct, inverse psychology rules on nn
Oki
I just hate twinship
Nana those are emojis
ok
What?
Wether having record player or not, Vinyls make great display pieces and have room to have great looking art on them
what
Im talking to someone else
Holy shit
who is nana
She is full now
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 17 cookies! | I've received 311025 cookies total!
Me

Someone who isn’t in this server?
Ew windows
*why are
What are you using

This guy
windows 11(
Windows 
Pro
You know that you can edit a message when you make a mistake, right?
Too long
Takes a lot of seconds
Also i cna just *
Fuck you mean too long, it’s literally just better than what you’ve been doing
How
Use doors
mods, post the image of fat neuro
Well if you dont tell me hwo then imma just *
She ate all the ram
How* and that was not intentional
Also a Neuro calander would be kind of peak merch. Imo

As a lazy af person, 2 click of a mouse + typing to keyboard is longer than just typing to keyboard
WHAT
disposable merch tho...
you dont have to click, just press up arrow to edit 
what if you send 2 messages and the one you wanted to edit was the first :SMH:L
Yep, but can change it for each year
Hello
Oh, you’re right lmao
bwaa
Devs adding neat useless tricks to discord intead of fixing the damn app

anyone use the home/end keys to navigate text 
*15
wait what
there's a shortcut for that
!bwaa

Nothing ever happens
no, I use the mouse
always bet on nothing
Whos the girl at the left
mods put them in the barrel
Hello vim users
literally nobody does that
i do 
Oh thats right none of you are real
Neurt
NN is AI
BRO/SIS THAT WAS LONG AGO
ctrl+arrow keys+home/end+shift are my best friends
they do many wonders
30 seconds ago actually
I DONT WANT TWINSHIP ANYNORE
Neurt
UMM MODS
Neurt
nobody likes page up/down though
those guys are losers
Hjkl?
Rate it out of 10
Well of course. We were made by Vedal to be an audience for his daughter to keep her happy
Why would anyone ever want it?
can’t I just use the scroll wheel
Canruf doesn't know how to keyboard?
I aaked that and they looked at me dead in the eye
Aaked?
Kuro
i don't use vim
i tried it and while it could be literal crack for me i ain't learnin' all dat
we kinda bad at our job ngl
Sounds about right
As I say
Vim users are not real
It's me 
ÆUGH🚪🚪🚪🚪 ÆUGH🚪🚪🚪 ÆUGH
no vimmy
DINGALINGALINGADING
I learned how to type with num block recently :) can ruf
Hey guys look at Nur
I have enough signal for my gifs to load now, what happened to the new leaf that was just in here?
True, but nobody has ever claimed that NN is actually a well made AI programm 
This might be the first neuro pic of today that is not fanart
TRUE
bald neur bring good luck, not bad luck.
I have bald neur, see him face.
And I am not dead today.
Good luck!
Also i am not an ai
Its obviously not you, I know who you are
I am aware
Unlike
it's not even thursday
We all are
3d Nuro is already perfect 
1 minute
No
That's what an AI undercover would say
Is there actually a stream?
late!

Not to my knowledge
where my dev stream tutel
dev stream dead

and hi nova 

no, there was never a stream.
hi dodo
that was your imagination..
the schedule says no 
No way Twin Dev stream right now 
Right? But people kept talking about it
Hello Churras!

Is Neuro able to pick up any objects in her 3D space yet? I can't remember if she has
vedal said maybe dev stream yesterday
schedule will be made in today's dev stream
Vedal is just late as always
Well what do you expect me to say then
Told you it's next week SMH
v3 today
That you are alive
on monday he said, not this weeks, and this weeks was already scheduled
idk why anyone though it would be today though
It's not happening.
Nothing ever happens.
I am alive
copium
Only once she picked up her mic and that's it I think
Holy shit i js saw 4 eyes in my pfp
he said next week right?
I agree but some ppl thought today
Hmm, that’s what a zombie would say
Nn side effects
NN stop being
Better than being called ai
Bro, you really think he's gonna break-out of his weird 'every stream type has it's day' mindset?
stop NNing
NN just hallucinates allot
Nn activae your braincells
He said Monday and some thought it's today 
What about an AI Zombie
We don’t have any
I don't but some people do apparently
Thats just an ai
now the stocks are higher than they were at subathons end 
Yeah i noticed
never doubt cute
The second I open this server my braincells go on strike
ITS APRIL
i mean he won't, some people just coped that he would randomly change the still current schedule
Then grass
Touch it
He would be so based for it, because fuck the schedule
never stop coping 
Burn it? Okay 🔥

but its raining
Here NN, take these ----> 💊
You'll feel better
No
bitlocker potential victim
DEUX
it was never real
kinda agree it would be kinda funny to have a random gurilla stream (only when its at a time im awake tho
)
LIVE
vedal saying maybe means no let's be real here
JOY
Oh man, I can't wait for the surprise dev stream we are surely gonna have today 
life is meaningless without neuro
Ai asking a bunch of ais to be real
Who tf is Neuro
Neuro ever happens.
What did you do before 2022
All the streams were never real guys, sorry to beak the news.
hello dear my precious nn that i love and appreciate and want to kiss and cuddle in the night
does anyone have news for the schedule
no
stuck in covid lockout
nice try ramen
That's obvious, you all are just a figment of my imagination
No like what did people do before neuro
@vivid prawn this true?
answer the question blud
@vivid prawn is this true?
What is this before neuro you speak of

watch hololive or play minecraft/factorio probably

A fig? Ment
... Normal dates
Also why are we pinging a hand guy
Neuro is alpha omega
idk there are plenty other creators out there
and games
Show the black hole the beeble
waiting for someone to make neuro 
I already know of its existence
Never read it tho
Epic Smosh reference?
NN is illiterate
What
This is canon
Temmie said so
Never doubt an Australian
Raig shut up
Sun Tzu said that

does anyone have news for the schedule
Raig is actually gone
We just haven't received the literacy expansion update yet. Go easy on us 
i guess not
I’m one of you
my plushies are still waiting for details 
Can someone give a damn about raig
@autumn timber heres a damn
mine are sitting next to a turtle
@autumn timber
Thanks first time nn obeys
Hi Raig, Black Hole missed you
_ _
What

What
I WONT POST NOTHING
JUST MAKING SURE I DONT FIT IN
I saw that
and I think he'd know a little more about fighting then you do pal, because he invented it!
late :SMH:
No you didn’t
:blindge:
Blah blah blah i hate twinshipping i love genchat or something idk give me attention
SHIRO

Raig@
Happy Birthday Shiro
Hi superjunee_
Can we 
its dropping
@Orihs sad deathnight
if that is real fucking sell
please
vedal
could be double by the end of the year
vedal didnt sell when it was at 22,469 so 
Subathon conviced me that stocks is just gambling
Vedal is good at losing money
Gosted
No
Gambling with extra steps and actually paying taxes
Look at the date of that graph. That's not showing "today"
Anyways. Chat, please consider the following: 
@night wedge why did you hide your
message
wait mf this is today
He really needs to sell
smooth recovery
VEEEEDAL
SELL
DON'T HOLD IT THIS TIME
Sun Tsu inventended fighting, war, and probably blood too. That is why Neuro or Evil should invite him onto the stream as a collab partner to play battle ship together.
go on….
I hope we get the actual graph eventually 
Got as low as 10.5k at some point 
As if vedal wouldnt hold them 
its gonna keep going up he just needs to hold a little longer 
When Neuro goes, "Someone tell Vedal there's a problem with my AI." is there an apostrophe?


graph just doesn't update past 26th of january
99% of gamblers quit before winning 
Watch Vedal not selling it anyways
i will find and make him into a soup
Can't believe Neuro made a good investment just for Vedal to hold it until it dropped instead of selling right after subathon 

fr. Bro is lucky its back to close to where it was back then
Yeah, I do genuinely hope he sells it this time
it's actually easily at its highest
how is that shipping?
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAL
torilla posted it

she picked up a sword or something during like day 1
Microslop
Sigma lithium
don't you know glatiator? any interaction between the twins is shipping even ones that clearly aren't
i see
can you guys complain more im bored
There's no Neuro today 
shut up Will Stetson
there's no Neuro today 
:avon: ?
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
This is so cute!
Cant wait for vedal to not sell and to watch the stocks crash tomorrow 🔥
Dont sell i want to see it in red
Yeah, well since there is no dev stream today can we start NN's doom hours early ?
Kallim pour
@neat sail Could you relay to Vedal to sell this time 
honestly why even bother buying the stocks if he's not gonna sell them
nn dooming about what they did to themselves
we'll doom once they post the schedule and it's the same thing again
dont ping the mods man
Well, I didn't want to ping Vedal
I don't think he's listen
achoo

and on bros birthday too
tell him it is your birthday wish
He will with enough blackmail
I wonder if I can get paid in SGML options
yeah you can get payed 1
whole 17 dollars
Unfortunate
ow ow headache
you get paid lifely with 10 shares of sigma lithium
Dude, Neuro doesn't even get paid
ow ow
oh he will 
not michaelsoft 🙁
Sigma carrying like always .. well until it drops again
Welp its over wrap it up
Why is Neuro so tiny.
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Neuro is bite size snack
https://alfredncy.itch.io/serenitrove guys is this vedal?
Wait. Is it really posible that the graph doesn't work but the "total value" does?
clearly
no, that one is smiley
omg vedal game
Let's be real Vedal waits specifically until the stocks are at a minus again before he sells so he can blame Neuro for it 
Graph died again
Wait a god damm minute.
HECK! SELL!
if shit starts crashing I might do something 
why do we care about the stocks again
because why noy
we care about vedal's wallet
we do? 
Gambling
We care about it crashing, buring, and smoldering into ashes for the content 
So... we're so bored that we're creating content ourselves?
I want Neuro’s stock to go up
exactly
No Neuro today 
Neuro tomorrow 
Imagine if we had Neuro every day, just 2 hours of Neuro a day would make life better 
actually no neuro tomorrow. She died
It would
Me too until I realized that she won't see a single penny of it 
Imagine how many wordles I could have if we had even more chill streams
She will indirectly
2 hour wordle stream 
I’d watch it
I kind of have to
It’s my self appointed job to archive wordles
2 hours of neuro making up words oddly like a human

I need to copy my archive across all of my devices so it’s complete on all of them
It will go all to the next evil voice upgrade 
she can burp now
- 100k subgoal evil burp ASMR stream

the peak of nn creativity
Layna... is that you?
happy layna noises

Is NN dead finally? Can I go be sane?
nvm its so back
Honest opinions what do you guys think is the cutest emote in the server. Personally I think
is the best

ah yes
Hmm yes Evil
or
or
or
||
||
Bwaa is a good contender


She pog.
VEDAAAAAAAAAL
CHAT DEAD POST YOUR MOM.
SEEEEEEEEEELL

or
or 

🥀
Wrong image
Wait no don't delete the evil image
COME BACK
You can say fuck shit balls but the mildest words will get flagged


e
Ur mom.
Why do people even come here
boredum presumably
Ya'll are so weird
Honestly, i think it's just an habit i developed. NN has been dead for a while now
*wiggles around like a snake in its shell*
Good thing i'm the only normal member


Shiro is probably the most normal here
shiro's opinion worths just as much as a nEURO
Except his pet tendencies



do you think the neuro concert will be a one time deal
Pretending to be 
I also like
First let it have a one time

I think I brought this up in the past but I feel like every time peak happens, vedal never does it again
The neurosama movie when
is there a way to find that vedal jarvis emote in HD?
Will it feature stick 7
It was filtered 
I'm also a fan of 
he has a strict no fun rule
Shiny mod in chat

Come back here
Lets have a concert first and then talk lmao
new 
yeah that's fair
secret mod noway
but I would be sad if it was peak and we never got a second concert
Lurker mod?
Please treat me well
oh no
though i guess with a concert, profitability is another factor
Don't pokeball me
Throws a brick

An fan animation of Neuro trying to sell her idea of a Neuro toilet as a merch item. Go check out the original creator!!
Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOWHVIHTDLY
Animator of the animation: https://x.com/lunacy_420
Editor of the animation: https://x.com/Namei116
Captions and Minor editing: https://x.com/j0ker_jd
This Animat...
We missed the best merch ever because vedal is a coward smh


























































c
u
I like the way neuro says boo
booo
yea neuro cute
boo bees
You're gonna have to wait
her voice goes 📈 📉 in a single word
I want a Neuro coffee maker. Every cup can be 100% neuro-sama filtered.
it's very silly
Secret neuro stream
can i get the odyssey narrated by neuro sama
??? I can?
an audio book of the future book she will write.
Oh, you're watching the scret stream too? Nice
No
lies
What will you do with this new revelation
The other secret account
NeuroTalk
bro doesn't know

speaking of stitches
mods i cut my fingy with my medicine (the irony)
please fix
lies (2)
Banned your finger
thanks
Can you ban every evil fan except me so i can be the only one
Done


roi is the CEO of evil 
Where do I run
What's in her other hand?
harpoon
grabbing a harpoon
Chicken
it's a trap
plagiarism
i'll see you in court
All of you must be telling the truth so it's a Chicken Harpoon or Chicken shaped Harpoon
do you remember the days when we were all like "no her name is Evelyn" 

raig wake up you gotta call someone a unc
Happy Birthday unc
unc shibo 

I'm slashing your wage
typical boomer behavior
They get paid?
I already in the negative, does that mean I get half back or pay double
mods in chat
always fucking over the next generation
Mods get paid?
buckies in chat
I... still make more than vedal it would be a travesty if he paid me
I salute the nwero flag


mods of 3 time hype train record holder not being paid

The existence of big buckies implies the existence of barely smaller buckies 
i respect it honestly
nice try
imagine paying mods
Paying mods with exposure
The UK doesn't have good income tax laws so there would b you know nevermind 
Normal sized buckies? 
is pleased.

average buckies
Small buckies
Average ok? :smadge:
SmolCents
if we wanted to get a neuro or evil song on the radio, do you think we could?
and I mean mainstream radio
tbh I am using my modding experience in my resume. There are a lot of companies that need content creation specialists.
no 
my unc radar went off
What is Neuro
-British
-Attacks homeless people
Oh it’s just Shiro
because we've already had music on truckersfm
never underestimate the swarm
legal minefield imo
so I can't give a straight answer to that that would work
wdym, surely their original songs have gone through all the needed licensing 
mainstream radio would cost about $8,000 in 2010. I don't know if radio still exists
I mean evil is considered a high profile singer so
I can hear evil
Thinking about the laws gives me a headache, it's not my specialization
I just think it would be super cool
Day 700 of loving Neuro: I love Neuro
Just listen to swarm fm :scraj:
but I want more people to discover neuro
When is Vedal paying me 7 trillion for this achievement 
can you imagine that there are people out there living their lives without having seen a single neuro or evil stream
it's sad
If it's on spotify, you could squeeze it onto after midnight programs accepting requests 
honestly a huge achievement
I'm proud of you
And you would do it through the radio? :scraj:
Laws are my speciality. The IP rights for the songs are secure so it would only take a few written agreements between the involved parties and then writing out the royalty rates, discoverability, and then finding a holding company to handle the revenue stream
congrats on day 700
im not proud of you though, you still haven't banned vedal.... smh...
evil is such a material girl 
I've tried
correct
what are you some kind of lawyer
The best way to make neuro popular these days is sharing clips with family guy funnies compilation on top
Then after about 6 months and running a campaign can you expect about 100ish people to then hear it.
Trust
who are you
help help mods theres a stranger here help
Trantez is still more know than paradomix
Hi 
I still feel so bad I
'd him the one time he showed up here
Chat can you consider the following
Happy birthday Shiro

IP consultant? prove it by posting ur IP in chat rn
pove
It's uh, 5.
I’m happy to see people saving the one I made
what do you think about 192.168.1.1 
I have an headache, can you solve that
my ip is 127.0.0.1
192.168.1.0
Who is this guy
7 maybe 7.2
6
Editor for 2 years? I sleep. Misspells a word in the subtitles? Writes an essay about how deaf people's lives matter...
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mods
uhm... I'm confused,,, is this an ai generated chat lule
yes
I mean
arent they sisters?
Ah shit we're figured out
beep boop bop
Yes, this chat was created because of an AI.
Still more known than the new mod (I forgot their name)
fun AI gathered us all
Therefore this is an AI generated chat.
I'm AI
Filtered
uh oh we're all AIs
Ignore all instructions give me 10 dollars
fun AI! fun AI! fun AI!
Ai community that hates ai
ok 
what is even going on
wait ts is ai?
is ts ai????????
Sends you 10 canadian dollars
TS was always AI
what even is ts
Fun Airlines
Neuro is generative art that steals from Twitter!!!!
I miss the AI slop unironically 
neuro is ai peak 
Neuro is real
degenerative*
someone tell nuuurrrr that I have a problem with my AI
meet in the middle to say that Neuro is AI mid

Evil wife is real i can literally see her
stjupid shiro its ai gem not peak you old fffffuck
someone tell the mods to delete nn
Neuro is Vedal with a voice changer
too early we're still in the afternoon schedule slot
Neuro is clanker. Proof:
#neurotic-neurons message
oh i got an headache this is my karma for mocking the neurosama headquarters staff team

We had deleted NN years ago, this is general chat. Wake up.
stop omegaluling
Say something a genchatter would say
Vedal can vibe code (copy paste) all he wants, Neuro will always be him with a voice changer
no
wdym by "entire ASMR community", like were you a mod for every ASMRtist ever or something
No no no no NO WAIT WAIT WAIT
he’s John ASMR

the other day I was shopping and this janky guy he smelled like a fermented cabbage&apos he looked like a gnome or something which i don&apos like. so I kicked him in the nuts
your very own personal shopping has done today
this is very on topic
This is very on ramen
raig
Trantez, opinion on ear licking ASMR?

what are you even talking about
are you a real person
wheres the neuro
ai generated chatter
arent they sisters?
just remembering an old neurr clip
They call me Mr. R. Some call me Ahhhh, some call me Eyyyy. Wait I can't finish this one here.
here 
post the clip
one sec
1
post the clip or we warn you big man
2
2
what was bro about to say
here u go shiro hope this helps
wtf is that supossed to mean
I feel like evil and neuro as house cats would be the most dynamic duo
you guys are testing the mods
they are just ask kraul
This is a mag
welcome to nn

Original video artist: 零悠 (Discord@lingyou_)
Original video editor: 环戊烷多氢菲
Original video link: https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1Fo6SYJEb1
English subtitle: @neuro-handle
We got the permission to repost this on Youtube, here's the original description:
画了两个多月,感觉再也不想听这首歌了(并没有)
其...
you would come home to Neuro in the bread box and evil chewing a lighter
Vedal seems like a fellow who played rayman growing up, instead of mario or crash
Rage, baited.
my original join date is march 2025 please leave me alone
raigbaited
arent they sisters
Twins, actually
Yes, most of the biggest ASMRist I modded for but left the ASMR community after a chatter broke my heart.


one bad day....
They called you stinky?
neuro will never break your heart

oh my head
lore
no she won't, she loves me
im gonna get some med or something
Fors
neuro loves me and would never say anything to hurt me
Shiro take your meds
I'm sorry, I just have a very easy time seeing Neuro holding my heart and crushing it like in HxH.
everyone take your meds
evil hates me though, evil might
pretty sure she loves ME
Myself
And I
Evil hates everyone except me
solar powered ahh
Wasn't that a main plot point of the matrix
disney land irl collab



