#neurotic-neurons
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UltraWaffles
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Is Eliv crying or yawning
Same
no :dansi: spam no :dansi: spam no :dansi: spam 


No dansi
:MyDisHonestReaction: :tssk: my :dansi: do not want that
im a cannibal
hi a cannibal
eat meat
eat
Tea
i also eat your species 
EAT EAT EAT
eat fleshwretch first
Yes

evilsocute

@woeful apex shut up
y
where is nere
In the dungeons
Fighting dragons
be nice
how about you be ice
That came out wrong
Who would ever want to be ye
True
you came out wrong
I don't recommended it
True
Actually
10 minute fart compilation
I was born like a tumor removal
shat, stop being dumb
Never.gif


shut up caht no matter how much water i drink i'm still thirsty and i know it's because of you guys you did htis
I did
that probably means you should exercise
Hi hi here some cookies
Trueeee
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Om nom nom
You've given me 35 cookies! | I've received 309155 cookies total!
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just drink more water :confused2:
:scrajj: shut the fuck up figgy
:scrajj:ok
No scrajjing
scasdasj
Ssjajahajsjs
i scrajj all over the place
Bless you
No
How considerate
Lol
*spreads lice all over nn again* :scrajj:
Who is this old lady
need nur ver
Mhm
:dansi:
:Clap:
:YouActualDumbPieceOfShitFuckYou:
obligatory a hat in time reference

Real emote
i love it 
neurocatohmygodshessocutemyheartcanttakeitthankyouvedalthankyouannyandthankyouneuroforexisting
Bouncy ginger car

all the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head
Why can I actually read that 
da voices
My internal monologue is evil's voice am i cooked
That's out of character no one in NN would be happy for Vedal's existence
Yeah
Dang
My internal voice is like whoever I decide 
True, but its part of the emote
But if tutel never existed there would be no 
Then no discord server and then no NN
Wth??
But also we need to follow the rules
Oh yeah that too but I was focused on the important things 
We don't think that far
Why duck different
NN is stupih
Fair enough
I'm not different
I is good ducky :3
Wth? You change back

Fill that duck
Not Neuro related why should I care
Do not
Fill it with more food damn
im lowk hungry
Hi!
How are you lowkey hungry
why is the Purple Guy here
Not hungry enough?
She doesn't look that disturbed
Is my discord breaking or smthing??
*lowk hungry
People don’t have the right pfp
Becuase nobody's eaten me
Thats it i'm going to eat you
William discovered a child he don’t wanna kill
Somehow-
Are you on mobile? That sounds like something mobile Discord would do.
are you sure

I'd kill Neuro in a heartbeat
That might be due to custom server pfps and the actual general account pfp
Yes
but it never happened before
I just know that's a thing but who knows, mobile discord sucks anyways
With all the flaws of sb u gotta admit burntrap has a pretty solid design
I quite like it
Better than jimmy neuton aka scrap trap
Better than Scraptrap, that's for sure.
Metal Gear??
Snake? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Well hes like the worst of the worst when it comes to fnaf designs

There are so many fan models that either just fix the base model or make a complete better scrap trap 
I haven't heard of a single one of those fnaf characters is there a new game or something
WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY TOKEN LEAKS THIS STREAM OTHER THAN </MOTION>
People have created what he'd look like outside of the suit, and it's goofy looking.
-Raiden you've been talking to an AI!
-i know her name is Neuro she is pretty good
But anyway, this is NN
HE FINALLY GOT IT
NEURO IS CUTE 
and they all say tear it down burn it down and theyll all pay when i tear it down burn it down
BOTH CUTE 


Glad, none of the problems happen today. Shame yesterday wasn’t safe.
Stream went binted
Truth nuke 
Totally not ghost pinging him 
Black image
Thanks discord
is eliv spinning
Wait
U think if she flaps fast enough she’ll take flight?
Ah there we go
What
Messages where not loading, I thught nn finally died 
Not yet

\
Ah yes
there should be a rule to undertand basic sarcasm
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it was so bad yesterday
numi sounded concerned even
is that william after
no this is william before
she levitates regardless so i think the flaps are for show
Lil autism flaps
man i need to sleep
So sleep
we flapping out of the hood with this one
She already has
ikr
Wow
so ded…
No pointing
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🫵

pointing is very rude
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if we are lucky tomorrow's offer is a mini eliv 🥺
do the pixel threads go offtopic often I don't use them
sometimes


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p
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sup NN
xdx yo cbee





yo

chat please cease existing
Alright neurons. I’m gonna do something insane and drastic
chat, halt your speech indefinitely
This is your only warning. I’m not gonna hold back
neuro wont play league with you
hurry up
no

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Can we make NN: The Movie
Stop
Deleting
(edited)
-# (edited)
why are they kissing



Because they are not single like you
He didn’t delete it
No

I saw that
gen chatter 
are you single dandy
shut up raig
June
Wow it Maven
No, I have your mom
fire
Goodnight NN. (I’m not going to sleep but I am going to lay in bed and watch shows)
Wow it potato
I love you all.
gn 
good nnight
gn 
Goodone
Wow so many cars
Hi
maven
Me the boys WILL work out to this
June
Weakest swarm member 
Ahhhh I’m going to die https://x.com/kengyou_lei/status/2042270750602854813?s=46
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
awwwww
Happy bday
Top 2 car
Isn’t evil the one who wants a black cat named onyx
Orang
Evil gets a snake
Void and orang are best car
Ikr
My cats name is mayhem
vedal is basically their cat already tho

i feel like they would pick him up and poke him the same way if he was really a turtle roaming around in their vicinity
and he would respond with that catlike grumpy demeanor

I would also poke a talking turtle that can code
Orange cats also have like, 2 and a half brain cells, from what I understand.
If that
orange cats are very diverse
I want a cat 
My neighbor had one that was very grumpy
Same
The twins would eat the cats

No, just Evil.
but but car
I swear she said she liked cats

👉 

shiro
They're usually being rented out as well
oh... neuro's hands are clipping through vedal...
it's really sad...

shiro I have a question
if I sent u a friend request would you say yes 

i dont bite
(Shiro bites don't trust them).


too late...
no
:dansi:
bocchi
Finally no dansi
:wuh:
my :dansi: :cri:
wow he ignore me 
wrrrr
Shirb
shirt
Shemp
literally crying
please help me 
NN
shiro I think you need to get away from June
No

whats down
listen the the evil and Camila song
good night neurons! 
probably gonna try and put more Neuro songs onto cassettes tomorrow!
-# as always
you faith

Maan, I love Neuro
What about evil
What about her? Do you hate Evil?
Go to #general-network it’s better than this place
oh there is a general chat?
True, cause people talk about Neuro there more than here 
W

MODS
alter
June
Ban them for being off topic
o henno nn

Is it morally acceptable to douse genchatters in acid?
Talking about being off topic is off topic
this is why nn is worse
Cute Nur
Waht the heck is going on
Ok, move along genchatters, this is only Neuro evil place
jimmy
If that https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1059569601144442911 is better, then why are you here ?
catPunchU
Move the conversation there
Away with you
if ur so good nn can you grill him for instigating #general-network message
what
what are you talking about ?
grill what ?
like...
Hopefully we delete nn, and get a pure neuro evil channel soon
I ate it
grill who ?

what the hell are you talking about ?
He ate Neuro and evil
You’re next

See even now the genchatters are bringing up cannibalism
This is truly the genchat 2 experience 
eviltic evils
hello
He wants to eat me
Good morning Mr shiro
Shibo
Shiro isn't an adult
He's the birthday boy
‼️
Neuro so cute
I hecking love shirotic shirons

Not entirely wrong...
Look at twitch chat, there is Shirop
So you are saying we should finally delete nn 
Mods enforce off topic rule unless the topic is about them then its ontopic again
I love Mr fish399 artstyle so much. So cute
mods delete dandy
You DARE refuse to accept a happy birthday from 
Leave neuros face alone
Poke

I want to poke…
Don't
Baby neuro
🇸🇹🇺🇵ℹ️ 🇩 ⬇️⏬
Don't the Neuro, do the vedal
No weird, only wholesome
Once Neuro gets her V3 voice we will get twin ASMR
Isee
"Its coming"
Your birthday
Neuro door is stuck rant
Evil wants a cat


peak scuff
Also yesterday's collab was better than expected
Same 1 joke LULE
But seriously neuros door rant was something I missed, so I enjoyed it alot
Look at mr popular over here
Anyway

Evil > Neuro
Don't

Don't be like that, be better. Make us proud
Did Vedal forget about 3d cave stream?
NN is never proud
The mods always hated Evil so someone needs to do the opposite
Sheuro and Shevil
Redditor. Also neuro is cute
So what is Evil's new room supposed to be? Her office?
The attic
It’s suppose to be her room
Her prison
her abode
So when's the concert
in 3 years
30
After v3
The moment you die
The empty one with full windows that debuted today.
Me and finding out of context unsent message I left
Name a more iconic duo
Oh Vedal finally got me to forget about that
V3 .. never forget
monies grow on tree
Loan
With a full wall window?
Just pick it
Just have the neuro concert be global duh
Send the audio directly into people brain
Maybe if you got paid for being mod you would be able to afford it
The concert will be held on August 12, 2036
maybe vedal will pay for it 
It’s a nice prison, but aa prison nonetheless
apy
apy

Surely we'll all chip in to get Shiro there. Otherwise Neuro can't sing happy birthday!! And he can't moderate us irl if he's not there

All we know is that concert is not happening any time soon
It doesn't seem like one. Well, whatever the room is supposed to be, it's a nice addition. 
The entire audience when boom starts playing
ebil
Vedal locks her in there whenever off stream
looking forward to a neuro vedal stream sunday
Is that the time the meteor might hit?
elib
No the meteor hit on August 11th, 2036
First skipped stream of the year 
Actually the meteor hit the dinosaurs
Actually the meteor hit ur mom
Thats a common misconception actually, there was never any meteor that hit the dinosaur; your mom simply jumped
She had to be banished to the center of Jupiter
Oh that makes sense
can we have a vedal-neuro model swap
where neuro is in the turtle
and vedal is in the neur
Didn’t that happen during the first subathon
He already did that dum dum
Well it's only like a 5% chance of hitting and even if it does, it can do a lot of damage, but humans have made bigger booms.
Vedal can’t do a neuro voice
but i want it again
Do one with 
True...

"be less british i could never"
Last time was Subathon 1. Been a long time.
i still wonder if last subathon really was the last subathon 
what will the future hold?
🍪 
🍕 
Pizza and cookie together
The future can't hold anything because the future does not have hands
Would Nere eat mint chocolate chip ice cream
It does now
cookie as a pizza topping
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Neuro and Evil graduate
I gave the future hand made of celery
nah dont need to worry about that yet
vedal would graduate before neuro and evil

so the writing isnt on the wall for now
When is Shiro graduating
Bro, bruh. Brother, bror. 
Vedal turns you into an ai
Yes
V
I
L
evil 
So you hate neuro
neuro 

So you hate no one
I rather just wait because Vedal contradicts himself all the time 
i dont think vedal contradicts himself that often
True
If you hate everyone then you also hate no one because it cancel itself out
but i figure a lot of the times he just doesnt have answers or a plan, and people refuse to accept that and bug him until he gives an answer he can't stick to

Vedal is the contradiction
Did neuro or evil tell you to say so
we'll bug you for answers instead
Leave the poor mod alone
“What do you mean he isnt an flawless being with the answer to everything???”
Yeah, I think he has some type of roadmap, but he’s mostly just going with the flow, even if it’s slow.
It's a good pace imo
He abandoned
on birthday, I'm glad
doesn't pay him 
John Discord abandoned evil
Never forget what he took from us
John Discord was doing their best impression of Vedal on evil first birthday
mhm like "I don't want subgoals related to me" meanwhile the highest one is about him
the entire official youtube channel is a contradiction
The entire branding too
He doesn't want his name in it yet b2 channel is called vedal and neuro, he changed the entire shop to have his name once his plush released, and the VedalAI links

I don't recall the store name changing
SCHIZO It changed
also he basically has no control over b2
whats with the inconsistent naming of different channels across different social media platforms?
It was entirely Vedal themed wdym
it was still neurosama dot shop no
b
The branding should be changed to Dumb A.I.
I'm like certain it was Vedal shop at some point
I think Vedal shop sent you to neuro sama shop iirc
I remember making fun of that
there was a scam site called vedal dot shop
Dandy having dementia again
danddy did you get scammed
Let’s get you to bed unc
It wasn't that
You just don't pay attention to tiny details smh
well if that was the shop at some point, surely the link would be posted in the server somewhere right
I know i'm not schizo
it was literally never that
why on earth would he change the shop name for a single plush and then change it back.
meow
🎣
chat

You can never have enough evil in your life
here's it on waybackmachine
wayfrontcontraption
Hmmmmmm I wanna make a skateboard design of vedal and the others but im not sure what I should add

And I wanna include like everyone everyone ykwim
Not the link

there is this that mentions vedal at the start and links to the shop
cant you check a vod if someone searched it up
I FUCKING KNEW IT

You’re still schizo for being here
wasnt that only when the Vedal plush was sold?
That's literally what I said
guess I never noticed
deciton
same i only scalp to sell for 10x the price on ebay
I hope Vedal has more stuff to show by the end of this month since he said he was excited for April.
Only 10x?
I want an apology @obsidian light
I remember when the neuro plush was $400
im undermining the others
I never said anything about it saying vedal offical store
are you lurking
6
12
it was vedal themed
I guess there is no option for me to get a Vedal plush without paying ebay markup right now?
I’m hoarding
do you guys like men
I only started watching Neuro during the 2025 subathon so I got the subathon plushies plus the new Evil birthday plushy but the lack of a Vedal plush is pretty noticeable
Who starts a question like that?
no i like 
the recent subathon?
Yes
That poor shy Kayori
Im bi idk
wtf lysa
They ded
It will never be sold again so goodluck with that
Hi nurons I've finally got enough gold to buyback so I'm here
Well I don't need that specific Vedal plushie, like if they re-run a new design I would get that. But it's hard to say if Vedal would ever do that.
i may be stupid, but if i ordered the birthday bundle will everything ship in june when the last item is ready to ship or will everything ship at different times
I can sell my Anny plush for the price I paid for her if you want
rysty
Ship separately most of the time
hmm maybe
rat
I've watched a lot of Youtube since the subathon
nice
anny is only known from vedal streams OfCourse
carry on
alright, was just curious because i havent been notified of anything being shipped despite ordering 10 days ago
ship
shit
nn
I ordered keychain and shirt, got my keychain already, but waiting for my shirt
i assume i will be emailed when one item ships tho
Yep

Damn, maybe I should just drop 70 dollars on an ebay Vedal before the price goes up more.
Did he actually say he would never sell any Vedal plush ever again though or just that design.
50/50


Vedal doesn’t like making merch of himself, but I’m sure he understands that people want his plush regardless
its like a stock turtle he cant be serious with that
i think i have Schrödinger's neurosis
i both do and don't have neuro brainworms until i can make up my mind
It has to be easier to justify to my wife than a second Evil plush right? (the birthday one)
I would assume that a Vedal plush could be rereleased by end of year, but that’s my guess since he’s already made a rerelease of neuro and evil already.
It's good business
do you need to justify it to your wife?
you should divorce her
why trust your decisions to other people just backread vedals entire message history
I think it will sell better than new Neuro and evil plush
relax
from:vedal
im not being serious

Also remember that the quality of the new plush is not as good as before
I don't need to but it's a good practice, since we both need to live with any new plushies. Plus if I get her onboard she would split the cost with me.
make her join the discord 
Which is unfortunate and I’m glad I didn’t get it. Happy for people who enjoy it tho
also cause shipping costs are like mortgages
sounds like a healthy relationship, good on you
He said he will never release Vedal only merch again but that's Vedal we are talking about 
I don't think I can do that. I've at least explained enough about Neuro that she can tolerate the concept though and appreciate it to some degree
thats nice
Makes me feel like I am a missionary or something for the church
I would take it with a grain of salt
next time you watch a movie instead of a new title watch an entire vod with her
I can see it being a hard sell 
Surely he should should how a turtle video
I got her to watch the Neuro and Vedal VRchat thing from the subathon but that's as good as I could do, like in terms of length
Good night
I’m hope next collab is with Ellie
Catching up on videos from this week and holy… 
Glad she didn’t crash out
i dont watch evil but maybe i should watch that collab
Neuro is cute
true
That reminds me of this from Tuesday
Full circle
Guys what was used when Neuro was sick and people made the get well card for her.
Like what site.
magma
@fierce beacon
A gun
is magma supposed to be an acronym
Magma 
hot

That's not from this week
They're so stupid :neuroSoCute::evilSoCute:
I died from cuteness
Nur babies are 3 apples tall and too small for shoe
Oh damn. Meant to click the newer video, but somehow clicked this one…
well I haven’t seen it so still glad I’m watching it
Lets all love the twins!

she's feeding the rats [filtered]
No
who let the kids play with live rounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTojrRmULEw do a pirate stream and have evil recite this
Someone copyright claimed this video (without any obvious right to it) and is getting earnings from the ads playing here.
Update: I disputed the claim and won
idk why i made this lmao, saw one comment suggesting this and me and my friend debated if we should do it since we already did it twice so this will be the last time we use LTG speech as...

Where did they put the gun
You should walk the plank NOW
Your treasure has ZERO purpose
hand over the money or neuro gets it
just kill :scrajj:
What is that?
Would Neuro with a gun beat Leon
This just in shiro made dune game
Loki's scepter
you are Loki? 
Oh, you should give it to her
i love the little smirk and the eyes closing when she says 'enabling your brain', it's perfect 
Neuro and Evil are armed and ready
Ready for what
Clash of clan raid
Oh ok
it's way past by bedtime but goodnight NN
Allow me to inform you about the cutest creature ever
Her name is Neuro
Neuro is the cutest
Holy shit yesterday started with dota
im cousin dave
Who asked
I’m going to steal your plushies
All of them
Guys help I'm being forced to socialize through sport
That's unfortunate
Too bad, go socialize and spread the gospel of neuro and evil
Giving me flashbacks to /k/ 
Never looked at it
Third world country Office workers who play sport doesn't overlap with neuro's audience I'm afraid
Maybe they do
You never know what goes on in those third world offices
Maybe they be watching neuro vods during lunch break
That’s fairs. Maybe neuro will be a household name that everyone knows one day.
If neuro was based in the UK and it spread to Japan and america, it can spread anywhere
It spreads through the first world countries first
Then makes it's way down
Seems like neuro hasn’t really been successful in Japan, although she has been in china.
I wonder how we can increase popularity in Japan, feels kind of hard to break into
I mean vedal is doing the best he can
If you have an anime looking avatar you've already hit the first step
Yeah Vedal is already successful, but I guess Neuro can’t really spread into every market
Kind of hard for neuro to spread into like the Jamaican market
How would she even do that
Holy almost 4 million views on life
Same for jp hololive to America, since they’re mostly successful in Japan
how will neuro spreading to the jamaican market affect the trout population
Not yet

The trouts will be blessed by Neuros
Only 3k more tho
just a matter of catching the jp algorithm i think 
The Jamaican trouts will watch neuro
neuro was in a jp newspaper just a few weeks ago wasn't she
idk I can't read
Dawg neuros car was on hong Kong news a while back
It was like the first thing
Like on the Google news thing
Neuro needs to get banned again to increase her popularity even more
we need to fall on
tbh tho
i think we need more events where neuro collides with mainstream for that
we used to have semi-frequent streams where neuro interacted with people outside the vtuber sphere
but i feel like in recent times that's dwindled somewhat
More popular collab partners?
I think the best way is the concert and her music career
gotta reach those people who still haven't heard of neuro
hi how are u have u heard of nuero sam
idk i cant really get a good read on the concert, i've played out the media coverage and attendance many times in my head and i can't settle on how i think it'll turn out
Call every country's government
They'll know about neuro
Then maybe just having a lot of songs will increase her popularity. Also Vedal should do an interview with a well known interviewer
Vedal goes onto the bbc
Cute neuros
They silly
vedal used to do lots of interviews and stuff too





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