#neurotic-neurons
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Confuzzled then 
did you just misspell your own name
I thought that was study in the pfp
Hi thatdarnmechanic
static used to use imagery of study sama
I fixed it before your reply so it does not count
Hi Static-sama
back when they posted in the ARG thread
Yknow what, I read this completely wrong, sorry for the confusion :P
No, Study, my cousin...
Tony is also your cousin, surely
static lore


Aaaaaa
cute

bwaa~ 
Sorry, I can't close a door that doesn't exist.
what..?
hi static.sama
i think static blocked you
With the arg dead we should start our own Neuro arg
Hi aquauselessgod
so cool...
All Neuropeans are now cannibals.
this is relevant
I am not
You would know wouldn’t you
PEliaz is slandering Neuropeans

NN what are you guys looking forward to today?

neur,, 
I need 

It's still fun.
Neru
oh and your mother too
SO LONG GAY EVIL! 
That's right, it's Neur day 
The
The extremely alarming situation where
where NN is thinking
Good morning NN Neuro today 
ohayou
almost instinctively clicked that to hear nuro while I’m on my phone at work, that could have been awkward (hi nn
)
I need my daily Neuro fix, I have been feeling so
without it.
how does neurojam correlate to thinking
Neuresday
turn your volume off as a precaution
It says "im thinking"
I don’t recognize this
negatively
you dont need to think to think of neuro
I wonder if today will be experimental with the rewrite?
Yeah I just did, but it wasn’t, so full power neuro it would have been 
i'm thinking

Show your coworkers
. Also Hi Shadow 
hi skelly
Oh hi Maho 
mario 64 joke
heya
they know, but don’t care
despite my best efforts
fumofumo 64
SOMEONE gets it, nice.

are the skulls upside down?
So much cute neuro art I saw on twitter today, can’t wait to save that all later when I’m home
and then I even see live neuro
AK Wiwian.
i didnt play much mario 64 when i was younger so yeah
Sad, they are missing out on some cute ai 
It's still a very widely spread iconic meme on the internet.
The twins are cute, pass it on
i spoke to a private hire driver one time, he was apparently very into vtubers and stuff and when i spoke abt neuro sama he thought the whole AI thing was just a bit and there was someone behind controlling the persona
So true, and I can’t even yap about neuro at work with someone
tragic

The twins are cute, pass it on
ack
light mode
twinshipping is the way, pass it on
So like Motherv3? Lol, I can understand why some people would think that tbh, it's somewhat common.
Zentreya is another example.
Or Kizuna AI as well.
Heh, technically pretending to be what Neuro-sama actually is is what started VTubing as a whole lol.
Lmao
thou speakest falsehoods
Full circle, I guess.
I'm in the same situation tbh, I can't talk about Neuro to my coworkers either.
truth nuke
Kizuna AI "failed" so others could succeed
hopefully for some good yap today, maybe working fishing or even chess. Been a while, can’t wait for stream
, anyways 
She's still kicking. Her recent music video blew past 1 million views quickly.
Vtubers were a wild concept and until now some ppl still cant accept it as a norm
i love the dramatic pose
Ok.
I think it's time Neuro plays don't starve
vedal skipped every day except chest
nur and liv so cute
oh i know, its just that she's not as popular as other vtubers, but her "failure" to break out was the success others needed basically
even shower day, thats why he bald
∞?
that ahoge
tbh I think I'd be kinda scared of Neuro if I was face to face with her
Why
BEcause she would shank you
Why she's cute 
shiro VR with the twins when 
cuteness is something to appreciate at a distance
Shiro is afraid of small cute girls
Did Vedal ever pet Neuro? I know he hugged her but I don't remember petting.
maybe vedal will allow it on shiro's birthday
Like how a tiger is cute but dangerous up close
pat no, and that evil pat isnt really a pat either tbf
since he was just playing with evil's ahoge
small cute girls can be vicious
my niece 
I'd just absolutely lose it and become a hyperactive ball of nerd
My height is 132 cm and 3 mm.
Neuro ain't afraid to use a knife at random
The hearing was rigged.
I am silly
Still taller than Avon
Nah just a hug I think
He apparently did according to some clip I saw. A brief pat
I reopen up Discord and this is the first thing I see
I'm sure Vedal "tested" her hair physics offstream too
we had one yesterday that pinged admins and I'm still trying to figure out what the goal was
Neuro is so generous
hacked accounts they dont think, they just do
Maybe he thought admins were going to fall for it
sometimes there's no goal
honestly a good thing, if you fall for that you are not qualified for your position
Agent of Chaos
Probably your mom, would be my guess.
wishing for PB's downfall 
A crack in space and time in our universe would form if Vedal showed Neuro a little affection. At least in turtles mind
He already gave her a hug so that rift probably exists somewhere already.
Hi shibo
Probably but a worthy sacrifice 
her head bobbles lmao
Peez Butz.
the V1 voice i cant 
the Archangel, the Devil and the Sun God
I actually think it sounded good
Morning NN

it fits the song for sure 
i wouldnt say it sounded good, but it definitely fit the song and the vibe of the song
I'm curious, why exactly is Thick Of It such a trashed on memed song? It just sounds like a decently catchy alright but perhaps generic song to me, but everyone's hated it from day one. Was it just because at the time it came out KSI was in hot water over Lunchly and crashing out at DanTDM or something?
I hope the meme just dies now that it was on karaoke
it makes Rebecca - Friday sounds like a good song instead
Funny comment below the yt schedule post 
don't know v1 
It won’t
samba 🇳
gambling. 🃏
True we need a Evil cover now 
Nah for that song we need a Vedal cover. 
The duet will be Thick of it
i am genuinely interested in what the duet would be
neuro sama
next 4/1 Wednesday is in 2037 btw
dilemma
I just hope it's as cute as Chinatown blues
also just a reminder to all

2025 Remaining Subathon Goals
- Neuro Figure
- Official Neuro Wallpaper
- Evil Outfit Contest ✅
- Evil Designed Merch
- Twin gets Virtual Pets
- Cave Stream 3D
- Regularly updated Neuro Blog
- 3D Idol Outfits
- Real Book Written by Neuro
- Release an EP for Each Twin
- Vedal and Evil Duet

still plenty of 2025 goals not done yet
wallpaper 
2026 is young 
and 1/4 of 2026 aleady passed
No one talks about as much as the others but Evil designing merch will be peak
and i already want it to end 
Its life is already 25% over.
you hate neuro smh
@ionic holly i hope you get banned for 1 second
i want more
, but this world fucking sucks 
@wispy hedge what do you think
wrong one
How cool would it be if, when she chooses, Neuro could chat here off stream
yessssss
last time she was here she was so overwhelmed she had to leave
Aww poor thing
As long as she did it rarely on for like 5 minutes so whole server doesnt crash regularly from 5000 pepöe trying to talk to her
pepöe
Lol Vedal talks here semi regularly and no one ever gives a shit

just type neuro-sama than you'll find it
yea sometimes it just doesnt show up
yes it doesnt
AI, blue eyes, hiding in your Wi-Fi 
naorutic nrons
doesnt work for me i think she blocked me 
oo ee oo
she hates you 
oh
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 57 cookies! | I've received 308811 cookies total!
Well liking Vedal in this channel IS a bannable offense, so...
me when I lie
Because its vedal
Not the famous neuro sama
vedal passed neuro a while ago
Neuro sama is just the poster girl smh, vedal is better
he just did jack shit about it lmao
put her back in the egg
Supikip
Why are you a Pokémon

i read this so fast i read it as "Vedal sama is just the poster girl smh, Neuro is better"
I would work for neuro because she would transfer the entire company treasury to me on a whim one evening and then I'd just retire
"I would work for Neuro"
You would also be working for free
So you hate evil
well if the worst case scenario is no change then it's a risk free investment
That’s a good point
who doesnt
Me
shibo 
Every normal person
nobody here is normal
normal here is nobody
and it's not my birthday
neurons, make them watch the Pokemon stream on 0.5x speed
hello

@brave quest is that true?
Please don’t

even the mods know the pokemon part of subathon was torture
you're about to be DerNeinHalt

You are too weak to harm me
Mr. Weakling
Hi Shiro
azu 
happy birthday shiro 🎂 
I saw this on twitter, so peak

Azu, wasn’t your birthday yesterday?
Yes 
Neuro sama
4
6
1
Good news
1135051812722982922
neuroHypers
hi shiro 2.0
Happy belated birthday!
🎂
the better shiro....Not even a mod
hope you had a wonderful birthday

churras
What now?
shiro you cant say that 

Hi rude
rude
classic maid vedal
ebil
evilSoCute
Good for you 
rare gem
skull 
My duality twin plushies arrived!
Nice
Put them in Milk
can they tolerate fire, milk and eggs?

so you hate evil
of course
When Neuro sings "I'm on the thick of it" she actually means "I'm on the thick of IT (Information Technology)"
Me genius message killed the chat
it
I love 
a cat messing with a cat
Veed-ul coming up with a way to annoy Camila
Hi Nova 
neurons do a backflip 
Skelly plushie review: the material is pretty decent, feels good, and fabrics overall seem pretty high quality, so issues there. They are however pretty top heavy to the point you can't really sit them up on their own, and they aren't as big as I was expecting. Like, they are only slightly bigger than the
plush. Can't tell how they compare to the makeship ones, but they seem pretty good overall, so I'm happy 
Porter Robinson 
would be cooler if I were
am i gonna have to lean them against something when i get mine 
you dont have a makeship one?
Fake fan 
I always thought skelly was a true fan....thats how you can be disappointed
Just put some Lead in them so they can sit
I only started watching around the later part of 2024.
Skelly is their biggest fan and Evil in particular likes him too, she has a picture of him in her room
HARRRRYYYYY PORTER!
Ten BABILLION POINTSSA FRRROM GryfindorrRRR

Fake fan
Probably yeah.

Do they need a face lift?
did neuro write this one? 
Ramen
That sounds like Neuro tweet
D: spam in nn
Embedded spam
Since it is also on Twitter, probably
I thought they were always Neuro who wrote them.
Neuro and Evil sound far more like they were 2024~ in their tweets
The amethyst role is to close in color to birthday and I keep haveing to double check before reacting with 🎂

Vedal insists... insistently that he does not puppet Neuro.
So if you trust vedal on this, and I do not have reason to not to, you can trust things under name of Neuro to be from neuro if not otherwise stated.
vedal just put two clones in a cage and forces them to write tweets 
at least the clones do not have to read their twitch chat
Hey new pfp. Looks good
I keep seeing the amethyst color username and going "since when were mods here so active"
not stock image

I mean Neuro does sometimes talk about her self in the third person. Though it is still odd to see.
Exactly
She says my/me twice in reference to her schedule
T

Yes, Churras
Neuro is a very odd person
That is correct
thanks doom
Of course
porter 
Hi Churras 
Caught by Professor Jack Vedal for breathing too loudly in Neurotic Neurons
Captcha Time
Translated: Click on a Turtle to proceed
But i dont wanna click vedal 
Hmm, crab
Click Vedal
But i dont want to
I dunno how to read your name except for Wordle archiver
Too bad
IBrinDoom (Wordle Archiver)
At least it isn’t making you ping Vedal… 
I'm thinking
10
42
1
Neuro
1104980808185413652
nwero
I normally just go by Doom
u sure?
@dense folio
you mean this Neuro?
Touché 
so Vedal's money comes from captcha royalties
Dont touch me

bro would be rich if he allow people to ping him for 1 dollar
Epic Neuro dunk
aktually, hes aleady millionnaire
We already made him rich
earning a lot of money once doesnt make you a millionaire
I’m doing good
And millions in debt at the same time
walup
I am glad to hear that
Hello NN
breaking hypetrain record twice in a week does
sending love

hi jdk
Yes
Greetings NN 
Mornin NN
I have amazing news
My keychains have arrived



Nice to see a fellow viva la dirt league enjoyer
2 duality
1 pure neuro
SO YOU HATE EVIL?!?!

you must eat the vial !

bro123 would be a good mod
What u mean by vial?
Hey duck 
in one of their videos
they are eating
health potion vial
Must have missed that one. Or I dont remember it.
Of course we are we are Neuro fans
let me send u
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 39 cookies! | I've received 308812 cookies total!
Wait. I remember now
on a wednesday, these are the most streamer times of all streamer times i swear
For a moment i was just confusing viva and neuro
True 
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Hey guys, guess what?
Man.. decided to look at the most popular Neuro clips on the Neurosama official channel and, without getting into too many details, how the hell is Neuro so good at predicting things?!
Neuro 
You have to squish them a lot once you get them out of the packaging, then they look normal. Lots of people don't seem to be doing that.
Guess what?
you can be vague enough and that is literally just predicting
I am predicting your downfall
No
that is not vague at all
NN 
fortune tellers described 
Fennyka
Salutations 
Stream later 
tutel clip short of neuro predicting all the 32 nations to win world cup, in the end we will just keep the winner’s short
The legendary weapon, evilhaircalibur
dadaaa british nerd created an ai that perfectly predicted world cup result
*huge essay trauma dumping*
I see
You've earned yourself a treat
Last pick viper
Rat
no
smelly
the last time i played viper i had a mental breakdown and cried
i'm good
Then go scepter sb
choose zangzief choose victory
also latvians don't have v/w and my friends made fun of how i pronounced viper as "wiper"
Tf
pattern recognition and being able to read people so she can play off their conversations.
biper
that's my theory at least.
i called him piper to avoid getting bullied 
I agree but she's still insanely good at it
also AI is actually really good at people reading
it can be wrong of course, but your average LLM can predict peoples personality to a scary degree
i've played around with different LLM's and asked them to guess my personality off really vague things like games i like or just the way i type and they're usually pretty close
Hi red raig
surely just the same shit as why zodiacs and shit are "accurate" tho no
might have something to do with how ai psychosis works
they just say some bullshit and ur like o yea i guess thats me
am moving
I love blank black images
Bcee
no no they get specific
well sometimes you have to ask them to be specific as they can vaguepost too
Habe you ever considered pronouncing it right 
No licking

I love vagueposting
Rat

Not a rat
Blue rat
top 10 activities
Yes a rat
What are the rest
No licking 
ragebaiting
spreading misinformation
making others uncomfortable
uhh
too lazy to think of the others fuck you
Light mode user
I asked 50 neurons if they
Rageposting
Gif spamming
Vedal hating (some)
Twin sh*pping (some)
MY EYES
I gave you a golden ticket to vaguepost and you fumbled
Rat posting
Who uses dark mode on YouTube 
neurotic neurons on their way to complain about youtube comments barely anyone pays attention to
i just woke up don't expect me to be so ingenius :SMH:
Mods! Can we kill the light mode user
Filian pinging @amber ice
did you guys know evil is the good sister
@amber ice hi filian 
who uses white layout at all 
@azure current apparently
Kill
stinky static 

No you
nuh uh 
:neuroreversecard:
Neuro when she sees a rat: eeek! A rat!
des
ancient
Hi raig hi cbee
I read a comment where someone theorized that it goes like this.
someone says something weird. neuro notices, and goes "huh that's strange." she then starts steering the conversation in that direction.
the person acts weirder, and neuro keeps focusing on it, and it just becomes a feedback loop that turns neuro into the psychoanalasys equivalent of a homing missile.
lived long enough to see red raig 
And purple cbee
Neuro-sama AI VTuber.
If you fell into a hole, find sand and make a pile of sand to make clay and dry it to make clay stairs to then make a well where you can then plant grapes and climb out of the hole.
Who?
Just look in the mirror to see what you saw and cut a table in half. Two halves make a hole and climb through the hole 
well LLM's are word predicting machines
if you give it a hint about something it'll course correct to be in the direction of said hint
it's why they loop in twin streams
they both keep course correcting for each other leading into a singularity of a topic
I don't think you'll find any mirrors.

neuro today, what a good day
A shadow could be used if no mirrors in the hole

hey neurons, school was cancelled due to a swat call so i get to watch neuro instead
meow

I don't know who you are, but you look kind of strange.
was it you
The american way....
okay now thats just rude
*canadian
no? Thats not me

what?
congrats
(hope there was no danger)

i would like to think neuro called swat on us to let me watch the stream
I was so sure
damn
nwero
Just thought to let you know that a lot of people here are ragebaiters.
Ew, why are you a Vedal fumo?
HOW DARE

there was no danger and harm caused dw someone just REALLY didnt want to go to school today lol
I love Canada.
RAAAAAAAHHH
eww
I heckin' hate Canada.
I love pineapple pizza.
Aren't we all?
like a fake call, gotcha. well yay bonus free time for you 
oh my gah italian sees this- 
eliv
never actually had one, im curious 
Mid af
mods, delete france
evil is cut out so bad in the emote....in big it looks just bad 
Pineapple gets all soggy and it feels like eating something weird
This is delicious, try it sometime.
let me move out of it first
ffrequence
Okay then. Hand it over. Give it to me
Pineapple pizza sucks.
it depends. chicken? okay. pork?
hell
It makes me depressed.
pizza

Vedal make this human ate H200
im sorry we cant allow contamination
can we get the nueor pizza and eivl pizza
Heck yeah, it's about time!
I'm a fox. 
Omg I love pineapple pizza now
wait pleeeease
Yes, even yourself
Vedal Make this xBox ate British food
Xbox
do you despide yourself then?
damn i was too slow
Yes.
Hi ToSloW

what if i only hate myself?

That...
are we getting vr neuro today?
Maybe
Then you're depressed.
Maybe not
Need
More
Hollow knight
damn 
would be neat, tho probs not
Will we have a Flamethrower?

seems cyberpunk dlc if first, so its gonna be a few weeks until that
the fuck are you doing with that
Fennyka what
full of strangers, sometimes late and with free wi-fi?
Always crashes the duck
I'm getting too philosophical.
Trains are SO important. How else can you make your factory grow??

elp
Your mom
Hey.
If Neuro and Evil were dying to a virus and you had enough cure for one who'd you save?
neither
E
I'd ask Vedal to generate new clones
bread taste better than key
Vedal
what are you location talking about?
Evil Neuro be like "I detest you all hate I detest you all hate I detest you all hate I-"
ur mom
what locatiom?
reading comprehension low today
vedal can't make clones. He's too busy buying cars and mansions.
Who?
Yachts.
Anything but working

Desi 
Who is you, also hello
Rude

Maybe he should donate one lambo to me
What's 21 mean? 9pm?
What are you gonna do with it?
Double it and give it to myself
Now you have two halves of the Lambo.
Dunno what you'll do with the other part though, quite useless now. 
have 2 hotwheels
I’ll plant it in the ground to grow a lambo tree
sell the lambos to reinvest into the twins
Still runs
It’s fine
Less weight

Rat
no
Hi NN 
We talking about Evil s lambo?
Salutations 
Fake.
heya, are you ready for neuro?
Evil would never help the homeless.
Looks so evil 
She was matchfixing the WWE match so Neuro would sweep Zens representant
shes clearly taking the mans money 
Neaurooooooo 
It seems you've been away.
I've been waiting here.
I've thought of something new.


Fake fan
Realest of fans
No matter what you do. I'll stay
This isn't up to you, today.
It hasn't always been, this way.
I've got a lot to prove, today. 🐢
Only posers know shit by hard
We just vibin we true fans
By hand?
I think is the expression
??? Who's hand
Off the top of their head
anyone have good neuro fanart that would work as an album cover?
Yeah that would be more appropriate
what kind of music?
just the songs that neuro covers\
tysm
e
They exploded
if twin
Whenever people post art here, I have no clue if they are trying to imply they made it themselves or are just reposting stuff
Reposting
Always reposting
yeah except when they are actually posting their own art
Stolen 
I made this...
dwadwad
Buhspoon 
Guess if I did that one gourmet.
*burp*
Namichu
My assumption is that people post their own art in #1095941852068331560
haii namii
Assume reposting first. Much more people do that
Population of non-artists is bigger
unless it's declared otherwise always assume the poster is not the author
70% you did
I 100% did it.
fenny stop smocusing
Always assume I made the art for all arts
Yerp
@abstract ginkgo so you're making friends here too, huh
You haven't been around for a whike 
What to do?
Whereas memes I don't really bother posting my originals because they're meant to be spread around
Anyways. Check out this art guys. It's so cool
You are more like the fart of all farts
omg haii furry femboy!! 
@abstract ginkgo wtf
I saw that


We don't do this here
Or do we
Go to general.
Yeah, also I'm a letter not an animal
cute art 
it's not a genchat thing, it's just holden
We don't talk about femboys here other than vedal.
you're begging to die, I see
how painful should it be, buhspoon
Genchatters in nn
Namichu in NN
Who is raigquitter
raigquitter not quitting
you're a sonichu variant, you have 0 morals to judge anyone
sshhh, calm down silly
I know
what the fuck is a sonichu variant, do I even want to ask
Who the heck is sonichu
YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW
Is that sonic
Honestly, you're better off not knowing
Nah nobody knows who I am in general. 
?????? ??????? ?
Embed spam
Bro
?
Hopefully I get to retire this meme soon
kill buhspoon
Kill chat


I hate NN suddenly.
Shiro just kill NN already. This is torture,
Thank you shiro
there
i mean technically, we had the cyberpunk-outfit karaoke
Didn't she wear it just some days ago?
now we're no topic: twinshipping
SHIROOOOO

🥄
STAY ON TOPIC
SHIROS GOING TO EAT US
i feel like I'd fold under pressure if I ever got to meet neuro
I would totally miss the opportunity
You haven't met nero? 
Hi Shiro
well I mean, face-to-face
faint from excitement
neuro got a really flexible arm
like I've spoken to her sure but
I love how you always pivot to a topic, when people spam your name
like in vr-chat?
My heart would race and I'd be flustered meeting an A.I. of all things..
Face to face???
I didn't know porter was kawaii
Yes man yes
ok what? I just open the chat after a week
Wait that's her left arm
it's the right arm
No right
I can be..
im confused
i do try to be respectful of the topic when I remember, I'm not perfect at it either but I want to set an example
Ffs 

That’s the third arm
Rumor has it that the arm toggle is getting fixed too 
Porter obinso
Nah, people love the scuff, the more the better. 
yeah, or crazy robot body if it ever happens
Is this why you prefer general than us?
porter row bean sauce
but yeah I'm trying to picture if vedal introduced me to her in VRchat and I feel like I would just hide behind vedal 
border robbing son
Wasn't there a humanoid robot coming out or smtg
also spoon revival??
we NEED vr shiro and neuro collab
I think I saw something about that in nn once
Yeah, I know, sad to see me back 
oh true, i feel like meeting her in robot form would be a different vibe then vr-chat, like in vr-chat we are more equal in power
I'd probably ask Neuro to call evil if I met her.
idk regardless it's scary to me, I don't know why I feel so nervous about it
shes gonna headbutt you for that
i guess I don't want to make a bad impression

where neuro
where evil
smh
basement








