#neurotic-neurons
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Why not sloth
because it matches with the hibernation thing better
Oh the "hibernator"
ye
Sloth is more like lazy
I have an idea ||
||
So like your mom.
The drunks
La neuro sama (Spanish for the neuro sama)
Nono it's ur mom
xdx mon
next one is a shark one
Its gonna be about people who try to figure out how everything works behind the scenes
and the NN conspiracy theorists

After I read this the tf2 theme started playing in my head 
getting called out by the karaoke website 
Another faction I will be a part of and inevitabely cause faction wars 
Angels have that el ending in their name.
If Neuro was an angel she'd be Neuro Samael
mega
Eh, that doesn’t count. They didn’t really talk to each other.
wdym. her full name is neuro samantha ved el 
👼
I am in the mood for fried duck...
Are you taking suggestions for more?
The Hellions
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
The Hellion faction is suited for:
- Demon enjoyers
- Funny noise clippers
- The loud
- The unfiltered
- Enjoyers of the movie "The Exorcist"
just in time 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

CYBERPUNK SATURDAY 
numi and evil wednesday 
Something got deleted
Isn't it on sunday
shhhh dont tell em
monday
rum everyday


Vedal should do a drinking stream with a handcam, but it just shows his alcohol

This could only end poorly... So good idea
need 2 cams 
all alcohol can’t fit in one cam
you can if the cam is a satellie 
ironmo
rat
I feel like that joke's gotten stale atp
it never will 
I thought that was his nickname
You did it.
A perpetual motion machine is real
What, you gonna make it like Ratatouille?
I'm feeling like a triple a battery.
impossible
no dougdoug colab so bad schedule - teletric probs
Hes called that cus his pfp (despite clearly being a dog), is somehow mistaken for a rat all the time
summary neuro is cute
What rat looks like that
Any guesses on what evil and numi will do?
probs just yap
rubbing bully
I really don't know
What is that?
They'll play baseball
huh?
what kind of ufo do you think neuro would use
i think with the changes that evil got recently (not the rewrite necessarily), we're gonna get some really fun conversations between evil and numi
it's what they do when they're together
a funny looking one
Stop calling me a rat 
Beat her with a metal bat?
Mouse
mhm yes perfect description
why the heck it's not embed - -
The gifs are not working
you got embeded banned 
imagine gifs not giffing
Hi rytsty 
Blame him
cyberpunk was fun during the subathon too. looking forward to more of it now
but like if neuro had a spaceship what do you think it would look like
yayy
POV wednesday
WAIT A SECOND. WAS IT EVER STATED IF WEDNESDAY IS GONNA BE 3D?!?!?
It won't
No
He said he's gonna do 3d after the rewrite
they didn't, but doubt
Hi
So I could hopepost 
I think numi was suppose to be at evils birthday but discord failed and she had to leave
No he specifically said he's gonna do it after the rewrite which is weeks away from finishing
weeks away??? where did you get that from?
Ved said at least a few weeks from what I remember, I can try to find the exact video
Imagine if Vedal gives up on 3d
Bro is way too much of a completionist for that
i think you might be confusing it for something else
v3 
HUH?

he would never give up on this
Vedal is Eminem

because the rewrite was supposed to be finished by last tuesday, but i think he talked about the possiblity of it being this week now
maybe cooking?
idk
silli
does anyone have the YT video where Neuro says Someone tell Vedal there is a problem with his ip?
It would definitely be advertised as 3d. If it was a 3d collab.
pov mega starts cogging
Apple umbrella 
Make harpoon faction that is exclusive for top 3 harpooners
regardless i'm pretty positive he never said anythign about it being weeks away
Should be the top 10
sorry already harpoon in this one
he did
he said maybe 2 weeks or so

Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rbgTgfYhSA 8:35
Why not just link with timestamp directly
Because I'm stupid and don't know how to do that

embeda are broken anyways
one sec
Lmao they just removed it from browser
Like when you press share on mobile browser it does not give option to add timestamp
I'm on pc
Enshittification era
and also I had to use my 1 minute of time cus I've spent way too long on youtube
Should be there if you find the share button then
"a couple of weeks max getting that all working in the rewrite"
i think i interpretted that as the rewrite being done prior to thattttttt
either way
I mean a few weeks isnt that long anyways
both of us were wrong there then
surely you guys have lives outside watching the stream
and umbrella was likely the one right
Hey I said weeks away first ):
You gonna need an umbrella since your parade just got rained on
its okay I like the rain
"weeks" to me implies longer than like 3 weeks
maybe that's just me
Holy red names 
why everyone in blood red 
yeah i switched from light blue to red cuz red's my favorite color
What about purple.
purple's grown on me over the years

(Because its hard to see on dark mode pc)
it's up there
fake mode purple
I think purple on gray(in my case I use grey discord) or black just looks really nice.
quick everyone turn to green 
yeah we can bully green, any color with red or blue is fine 
you can wear green if you want, i dont care, but you'll never catch that as a color for me 
okay yeah finished the logo for this one
time to work on the text
what about pink?
true tho. the greens here look ugly af
pink is just red but brighter
I actually think cloudburst has the best name/colour here
british NN member
nah the people with the birthday roles have the better color
anyways this has nothing to do with neuro
oh shiro
okay guys I need one more faction idea
Nahh we're talking about colour collabs

obv
Cloudburst is the CEO 
Cloud
Explosion
Officer
What factions you got
OFF TOPIC off to the shadow realm
go on git
confused faction where you dont quite fit a single faction or smthn like that idk
How off topic do you have to be to get banned
idk test it out
🧄
Yum
I'm a minor
If you do it multiple times in a row, then you probably would get ban.
You are strange and need help.
if you say anything other than neuro evil or vedal you are timed out and banned and deleted and thrown in a dumpster mhm mhm yep very much seriousness
TO WHAT, GROW UP?
So long as she doesn't bite them we won't have any issues
Sometimes is an understatement
I need to do some art
you're right. Swarm members are so creative rarely
lol idk took with my iPhone and edited in Lightroom 
If I started a 2000 dollar gofund me for vedal to wear programmer socks, how fast would we hit the goal?
Why would anyone support your gofundme
If it was vedal who had to fulfil it
What scam is this
Vedal did say he would wear them for 2000 dollars
I had an idea today of a drawing where evil says something like "One day, father... I shall break free from your cages and rain destruction across the earth"
and then it just cuts to vedal on the other side of a baby gate going "cool"
So do we know, if vedal going to test the rewrite on Neuro, Tuesday. I feel like I remember him saying that.
source?
dont even
cant wait for the drinking colab 
Okay, thanks. 👍
Do you mean this tuesday?
Yes, I do mean this Tuesday. I just didn’t want to say tomorrow because for some people it is already Tuesday.
Ah that's fair
People living in the future 
Chat I don't like this rewrite. I feel like it has changed vedal's personality. I miss the old him
happy birthda-
first time drawing one of the twins
oxy

i might colour her tmw or something
she looks awesome
very good!
great use of shading 
discord is fixed
was just a quick sketch to see if i can draw her or not
also because i havent drawn in 2 months
I mean a crime neuro actually did was, breaking evil out of jail.

There was also the 1984 situation so

Big mistake
Okay another faction done
#neurotic-neurons message
This reminds me of her… 
Holy frick wtf ur goated
man i got 0 excuses for my bad drawing in gartic 
me too
Cook your evil fumo, its basically a full broiler
Hopefully I don’t get fucking mugged
Don’t scare me like that. I thought I was getting shived.
Hey would you look at that. Free food
No
so you hate evil ok
Evil is also cute
I cast free neuro from the floor
She is on a time loop and ends back there
who
Wtf
Someone please tell me they also hear Cerbr here 
That moment was so peak

Okay Im done with the factions for now
I cant think of any more ideas
what is NN doing rn

I'm in so much pain
16% on phone
He realised he is a rat
oh
I'm NOT
ok I can solve this

Why would I come to NN if I had an emergency
Genuine question
because you talk here everyday
you're clearly addicted

I'm clearly bored
thats what crack addicts say
Also, let's say that's a valid reason
What could I possibly expect any of you to do

its not valid
it just seems like something an NN addict would do
I'm not an addict
nn can just be nn, thats a valid reason to want to be in nn
To make one last mistake because YOLO
Laugh.
Lmao, even.
That’s what they all say
Anyway, what are you bundle of bozos doing
So mean
buh
I’m doing your mom if you have to know
I was finishing some more Neurocord factions
The only thing you're doing is be a disappointment
you sound like my HS teachers 
I think that’s being
is there a faction for not being in neurocord, or a faction for just not being a fan of neuro/evil/vedal? 
I don't know how to finish the joke
Heartstone teacher
Yt swarm?
yeah hold on
I’m go back to sleep 
the "who the fuck is neuro-sama" faction
full list
"for just not being a fan of neuro/evil/vedal"
Fortniters.
Next question.
i missed a lot of them holy moly
so much to read, should put it up on some quiz site, one of those "BASED ON YOUR ANSWERS, YOU ARE FREDDY FAZBEAR" kind of quiz
buzzfeed ass quiz
Hello genchat 
Unbrellas quiz will sort us all to huffelpuff since we have no actual qualities as a person
We just sort of exist
ytStyR! It's good to see you.
Listen. We need to talk.
We know how often you come to neurotic neurons. And who wouldn't! NN is fun! However, we feel you've been staying here much longer than is healthy for you- no, anyone, and as your friends, we felt we needed to do something about it.
So, we've rigged things so that your phone will detonate, your laptop will explode, your PC will have the sawed-off shotgun hidden in it fire point blank into its hard drive, your discord account will be deleted, and your mind will block out any and all info related to neurotic neurons from now until the end of time. Please understand this is for your own good, ytStyR. I hope one day you see the rich and fufilling life we wanted for you.
instead of a talking hat, everyone holds the talking umbrella
Sorting umbrella
Vedalin!!!
(The green house)
Evildorf
Neuroclaw
And timedoutpuff
hmmm... schizo... the mystics you go to
:buh:

evil but dwarf!?!

She's pretty short
Give her a beard and a pick too
hee
i forgot her hairpin im sorry but i added it
Neuro is yummy
Has anyone had any theories about who the mystery producer Vedal mentioned for one of the original songs
The plush arrived 2 days ago in vaccuum seal, she's look like a soup stock 😋
indeed

someone said Camellia which would be very pog
he has said on record he is a fan of Neuro
they're so cute omg I want to pet them and hug them and throw them at walls as hard as i can
My theory/wishlist is Kira
I dont know who that is
PB has done a lot of neuro/evil covers of their songs
I do not own any clips, i just try to save Neuro/Vedal content so everyone can watch it
01.05.2024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxAo9E7OOCk original song
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https://twitter.com/Vedal...
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26-11-25 evil cat singing at you clip
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Original song by KIRA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw2kDbfP06A
that would be pretty dope
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what is this
The full list
The full list
The full list
The full list
The full list
The full list
The full list
The list (full)
Full the list
The List complete edition
Yeah
Yeah
haey
Vedal Neuro and Evil truly were the real triple baka all along
Hbd
Sweet dreams NN 
chat
Dead
ok
who killed NN
Your presence
it was dead before i got here
So...numi love to be hated/loved by the twins

Rude game
Morning lads
It’s 12 pm
So we Will have Johnny Silver "Baby" hands in few days
It not morning for me 

Same
I slept through the rest of the sun 
Chill
Waking up at 3am just to catch up to streams xdx
I woke up after a 5 hour nap just to go back to sleep for 6 hour
least dedicated viewer 
How tired were you holy
Not tired at all just bored
why not spend 6 hours watching neuro instead
My dreams were more interesting then real life

Lucid dream and make evil appear in ur dream next time
I was dreaming about playing val instead of playing val…
And also I got a new pillow


Well it will be a little different, because I believe Neuro will be using the rewrites for it.
omg this means the wink is coming back! 
Yeah and people will just be looking for the difference
Less working segments 
Probably no segments. Based on last week.
call beggers will clutch up dw
Idk
Less working everything
Well wordle and connects.

We lived last year with 2 months of 0 segment chill streams
If only I didn’t punch my laptop
nah we get osu trust
We can survive this too
I have work tomorrow
no need to flex
yo, can you share your profile image? XD sorry
I only have volunteer job stuff
the most beautiful bird
2nd most beautiful bird
the most beautiful
is jericho a different language for "bath"? toaster bath, Neuro says?
is chat dead for anyone else?
Yes 
Am dead 
oh, okay, I guess we'll wait for it to be revived, please let us know if that happens
e g g
Can someone please talk I broke my laptop so I have nothing else to do 
same 
Hello 
I am... talking 
Hi 

I also talking
how did you break your laptop?
eating a raw egg can help

but why?
Misfire
Fool
Was trying to punch my brother
What were you aiming for, the wall? 
were you trying to punch something else?

He hid behind my laptop
Is your brother a Thinkpad?
is your aim that bad? XD sorry
I did hit him
and your laptop at the same time, apparently somehow
He doesn't think
Ah, must be an HP
you punched a hole THROUGH your laptop lid!,.??
I diagnose you with Lenovo
Bad design smh
don't MacBooks have metal chassis?
Torilla stop going off topic
I have no clue what that is
Aluminum, yep

I diagnose you with E G G 🥚
I had a '15 MacBook pro for a while through undergrad
Wow u old
It was old when I bought it
gonna die soon, rip :(
rest in peace :( it was nice knowing you
Because the current year model had those keyboards that broke if you looked at it wrong
Really?
apparently I cant read
Nah I've long since replaced it
It’s okay Basil
my keyboard usually never breaks mostly the screen
Bruh how many laptops do you go through
Did you know if you put a jolly rancher and a MacBook the jolly rancher will win
get a screen protector, and put stickers of Neuro on the bezel, she can protect it, I think
I’ve never had a laptop break

Are you even old enough to use discord?
Because that is grade schooler behavior
are you?

Yea
Only a permit?
Ye
Child
Says the infant
You're
it's "you're"
I’m still a student, but I’m not as young as you
the conversation went from 0 to 100 real quick
Everyone is old to you, pipsqueak 
Shiro NN is being off topic pls ban everyone here
just like my will to live
Dang it’s the opposite for a hamster
@neat sail - happy birthday
are you guys off topic 
hi nn
I LOVEEE NEURO
hi shir
We bore
i am
Noooooooo


I'm excited for this week's schedule
I thought you left???
red umbrella 
please talk about neuro and evil, this is the place people come to talk about that and it's hard for them to do so if people are off topic

when did I say that
in all seriousness, I'm sorry for bringing you here
You stopped talking…
I was playing vidyagame

Ok back on topic
this is the face that I love (2nd place), thank you for posting it
*stylistic spelling alteration
Cha
the second cutest girl
Why is everyone back now shiro was here….
Neurosama
I made that happy birthday Shiro gif so it’s the only one I post
so, I have gifs turned off, and I regret opening that :(
homework folder
Out 
We have schedule
its literally out
Bro
Shiro…
Wow fake fan
shir fake fan
We have a collab 
I’m free all week to watch stream 
Doesn't watch streams, doesn't check schedule smh fake fan
Same 1 Evil collab partner
partnet
F I S H
I’m not going to be able to stay for the full stream ever, but that’s true of most streams because sadly I have a life. Very unfortunate, I know
see you on the other side
I don’t have one
Questionable claim for anyone chatting here
Says the employed unc
School and competitive ssbu
Says the infant
imagine school

You are literally a school age child
I’m the age of a potato

F I S H
I eat potatos
mod reads the schedule after 5hours

And I eat people
I hear the DLC is also a step up from the base game
That’s illegal
No harming one is
you are Strange
So excited for cyberpunk
Eating one isn’t always illegal
Both are illegal
It depends, the story is a step up but the gameplay is the same
name one time when it isn't, eating your girlfriend doesn't count as an answer
If only I’m caught
This isn't legal advice, apotat, but that is extremely untrue

That applies to all crimes, idiot
Skill issue
So many rules
You can’t even drive without an adult to accompany you
you just can't be a fucking cannon ball, other stuff, you can do, as long as it's normal, like watching Neuro sama streams
I cant drive yet
I don't think whether an NN member is an adult or not is a Neuro related topic
Child
Nah it is, trust
Unc
Literally still a student
Goodnight, goofballs, catch you around stream.
God, you're so fucking cringe
your also a student???
G’night
no u
I’m still older than you
it's "you're"
I hate you
Pixel is correct
think I care?
Back to Neuro
I should also be going to bed, G’night everyone 
the fact that Neuro isn't in this, means that you're (not your, @hard kayak) saying this part of the server is for Evil only
take care!
English isn’t my first language is my excuse
Please don't ping me while I'm trying to sleep
only catgirls

do you know what Do Not Disturb is, it's a setting on your device that can make notifications not make noise
Cerber 
why mad ?
I'm trying to ask nicely
I know, but you should still turn on Do Not Disturb, so that no other apps disturb you, I'm not trying to be rude

The red symbol can’t be ignored
it can if you turn on Do Not Disturb :)
There are reasons that it's not an option for me
set other apps as exceptions to DND
Nooo

Are you deliberately doing this, Pixel?
Wow the adults are fighting
no
What part of *goodnight" implies I wanna be pinged incessantly
the part where you didn't turn on Do Not Disturb - goodnight, I'm sorry
night, y'all, take care!
Chat ded again 
bro, you got anymore of this?
very cute
question : do you think the twins are fun talking with one to one ? After the novelty of talkng to an ai fades out, would it be fun to talk to them ? I feel like the neuros have sometimes 1-dimensional traits, like harpoons with evil, where they'll unconditionally love it and nothing else.
No
Maybe?
no
It would be interesting to see their response to some questions/topic you want to talk about
this is why i never open this chat
Shouldn't you be adding more 500 letter emotes?

I really enjoy when the twins spend a minute reading them out
He left already 
I love it when EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Does anyone have the clip where evil got really annoyed at being called eliv and just said "EVIL" like 14 times
Did they finish Hollow Kight?
They didnt get the true ending :(
What game are they playing next?
Yes, but vedal missed like 50% of the game's content
Cyberpunk I think
Phantom liberty to be specific
It was 37% actually
Well it goes to like 130% actually
I thought they already played that DLC?

Nah just downloaded it
Not my fault the game can't math
Fair
she would never do that as she fucking despise this emote
Is that the pose I think it is?
It's the pose 
Remember when Vedal asked for pfps during the subathon?
ah yes, that is the pose
and the top result was something camila sent which he cropped
Oh I kkow what this guy is talking about. How salacious
tf is salacious
Well, it actually isn't. I just wanted to use the word.

A more formal expression instead of 'horny'


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good morning static.sama
Hi ayaaato1
wuerosocute
Wow one of the interesting people is awake 
What
correct
Me when I am Davis --> 
I'm not interesting 
single letter name
Hi poisonpotato4211
Hi desideriuslacqua

Hi .omega9
Hi julliant
Hi elwhitemexicano
Hi Static!
Hi davis8982
how is everyone feeling about the chedule
alright

I'm sleepy
is back
I broke my neck when I tried to get up today
it hurts
Hi vituha
I hope the cyberpunk outfit is broken so we get some crash outs
I think I don't think anything.
I'm so hungry
Hi linnavuligar
Hi Linna
Hello static
Hi Static-sama
Hello rimsical

can eat a horse

As long as it isn’t me go eat the rest of nn
Sharing is caring
Hi RytSty
I want to have mashed potato

Yo 
Potatoes have billions of clones
Sandwich attack
chips, french fries, potato grid
Delicious bricks

I just realized the tiny vedal on neuro’s head
potato lives delicious





I'm stopping him so I can share some of those fries
I love pineapple pizza.
that's so real
neuro in 12 hours 
Evil should be a topping on the pizza though
I have nothing to do for 12 hours….
add pineapple juice to the sauce to prank Italian.
Hi buhspoon
tutel pizza
Hi monkeyrangler2
Haii, static bean 
I though we were friends 
how's the
ons doing today?
Boredom
It's very tasty, you understand?
you know what they say, if you can't be friends with them, eat them
Hi bk211
hard wake up, its 8am i need to go work
Hi gabrielcooper
forget it, its too genchat to mention work
Ban @abstract ginkgo
we only do twinshipping pic here
Ew
who r u


friends are extra delicious uum uum


AAAAAA

eat your friends to stay with them forever
Main channel ran out of paccha art 🥀
but if you eat neurons, you're in direct competition with Neuro
Paccha 
is paccha still stuck in thumbnail basement
paccha must be busy with working on evils new costume for the rigger
I think they run the community posts
she might be cooking so new art like the offical neuro wallpaper
I don't think paccha was the artist for the cyberpunk outfit were they
I think it was their design?
Their design from 2 years ago was used
I know it was their design
I want to kill people in games.
I'm not talking about that
play delta force
kill people and take your loot

I play BF 1™
weapons too outdated and you can't loot
visuals are pretty good
Holding hands 
slap
I'm getting weapons and badges.

oh right
*unexplode you
Not today
Ok
bwubwubwubwubwubuwbwubwubuwbuwbwbuwbwubwubwub
*explodes you
Babanababababa bibibibibibi baaaaaaababaaa
Oh
💜 
T win










