#neurotic-neurons
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seuro nama
js ask neuro
He can't do that without wifi
neuro is local
Is she
you know something we dont?
do you know something we don't?
neuro runs on chat gpt
tragic
Neuro local ai
neuro stupid ai*
she stupih
if you have under 80 iq thats concerning
I can't figure out how to get at the kerfur blueprint, but I did manage to grab the model. I'll try to make a neuro version of it from this stuff.
I'm talking about knowledge rather than critical thinking
flafus cover of life is so peak
what use is knowledge if you dont have the critical thinking to apply it
I have 67 iq
but together we are... a barely competent person
Become chat bot 
Indian does it

barely comprehensible amalgamation
prove it
...do you think I can like...
ask paccha if i can use their art as a reference...
...
(shy)
ask paccha
He made that joke, what more evidence do you need?
you're right
live temptedpeasant footage
See? 
Just request art and do with it all you want
damn paccha hasn't talked here in a bit
Deserved
paccha hates us I think 
wow
paccha actually made neurfur and evilneurfur art
if i were given the option to choose between drawing art and being terminally neurotic i would def choose drawing art
understandable, i hate us too
That how Paccha it is 
everyone hates each other in default in here 
atleast the twins loves us
it's just they're like super awesome and cool and way above wherever I think I belong
but still someone bullied Neuro when she chatted here despite this
I do hope vedal is trying to built Evil her own personal computer
Paccha creates neurolings project
Pretty sure evil has her own pc
Design part
nah I dont think so, iirc they share the same computer with Neuro
Oh nevermind then
Paccha is a pretty worthy artist
paccha's really cool and awesome and makes official art
and i am a random newbie goober
I just kind of feel like I'm too small to ask her for anything
honestly i hope i have enough money to spare so i can comission her stuff one day
but a lot of that is the stupidity talking
her art is quality
she's just an artist like anyone else just dm her and pay her fee
i can just imagine vedal's electrical bills
aren't pacchas comms super backed up though
My first ever conversation with paccha was asking her to help with a big community project and she agreed. If I can do that, you can DM her and have a decent chance
I would at least like her ok to use the neurfus art
probably but no more than any other popular artist
hell some artists have more of a backlog
I mean paccha draws for the offical channel
her dm's are probably full of commissions
though I don't comission I don't now how bad it is
Might also depend on how much art she does for the main channel
I know some high profile artists that do art for multi million dollar games that open comms and they get full within a week
that's good to hear, I'll try to work up the courage to ask if I can use her art as a reference
welp, doing homework in neuro's vr room went about as poorly as i thought
imma hop off
try doing it in Evils room
I do kinda want to put a different spin on it though
less kerfur, more neur
having more of a neuro face than a cat one, maybe some pink too
maybe it will give an opposite effect
I just had a WONDERFUL idea
maybe... i'd prefer to keep my headset standalone, though.
no you dont
something tells me we have different definitions of wonderful
||neuro given control of neurOmega's "run at the player with an angry face and knife the player" ability||
actually if I gave neuro the ability to ||shank|| the player, she might not do anything else
||...neurOmega?||
Neurorange
It'd be really funny though.
spoilers.
found it
I stole neuro social security number itβs 676-76-7676
you should 67 yourself
I will 6 my last 7
kill it
So cute wtffff
ikr
Your very dna is vedal
Hello NN
just a goofy little robot wrapped up in a cardigan
The plan from what I heard is to make a server for both twins not a new computer.
Wiwiwi 

I'm sorry but you have prion disease
OH GODS NO
vedal disease
anyways I have everything I need to make a neurfur model except for paccha's go ahead
and I am calling it a night
see ya all later
you will slowly consume more alcohol and your accent will start to become british
until the final stage of vedal virus
you start to have an interest in femboys
its a devastating disease
Yay. I just received the plushies. Only the shirt is left
didnt vedal imply he also needs to build Evil her own computer so they wont have problems when they are playing a game with each other because they both are using Neuro's computer at the same time?
I donβt really know. Maybe he said that.
I just know about the server thing.
i tried looking into it and he implied she plays on Neuro's computer
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 13th of October 2025
Japanese VODs in: https://www.youtube.com/@UCl2HE-8BIiTPChrMNKMY1BA
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to be...
Good for vedal , the house flipper game is free on steam
Hi nn!
so dead 
Alive them smh

u right
I am not at work or eep
Did neuro lose her matrix eyes?
but you are not fun-guy either
I am.more funier than u
maybe, but not fun-guy by nn-people metric
π₯
Why not 
π₯ 
I expect her to sleep beside with cats though
mhm
Can't say no that
while neuro sleep with cat like she hugging the cat like pillow 
π 



I believe the model technically has the toggle, cause Camila played with their models before
but Neuro doesn't use it anymore, just like wink
Sadge
you're welcome NN I put it back on topic 
Because Vedal didn't code it in pepeLaugh
you're hero
great job!
Do u mean wink is still there somewhere inside the code 
The topic:
Actually she uses it currently
right now
John Julliant 
John Discord
Hi Julliantantnantantnantanntantnantantnantnantanntantnant
Rat
Hi tar
raiger
faith
Supikip
shutup
Are you still a hater?
no, im believer in vedal's code
Then why mean
hi raig hi Rytstytsrytstyrty
no
I am John Skype

oldass neurotic-fan
I like eliv
she has matrix eyes when shes drawing smth
did they kill harpoons
they did
i got harpooned
then couldnt harpoon my friend despite having 7
boowomp
That just means you died
sadge
I guess I never looked at her face when she draws something, it's a fairly new feature
does she still use her starry eyes
gm
How many eye features did she had? 
gm nn
goo night Anfer 

Bye anfer 

smh
good morning, anfer 
shut up nn it's too early
shutup plastic can
Is afternoon what u mean early 
where is this even coming from i'm neither can nor plastic
i'm simply canruf
nuh uh it's 10 in the morning aka less than 1 hour into the day
mhm ok
shat
both
evil stream today 
Hi CanRuf
hi yeet
vedal steam today*
with evil*
WH
vedal
god
creator of neuro-sama, evil-neuro
and just god-like creature
Vedal steam?

good evening
This?

it's morning
go sleep
Neuro sama created herself and her sister Evil at the beginning of times 
yeah but I havent slept yet so it doesnt count
the tutel never existed 
no lol

hi umbrella 
they are just a code
oh fair enough :ok:
so are we?
its called DNA
so vedal created all of us?
who
spaghetti code
yes vedal is your daddy
that's what they want you to believe 
but we are the code in Neuro's perfect simulation
no you schizo
wrong gif, but it works too
I know the truth 
can we vibecode DNA 
me frfr
someday you will stop being blind to the truth about our neurotic world 
thats called Cancer
no
you're schizo and im blessed with knowledge about our world
vedal created us when he was young
Faith is a young earth believer?
no, im young vedal believer
what
do you think hes 12
vedal isn't allowed in his own server?
you guys ever think about how society thinks of cancer weirdly
like cancer is unlucky mutation of your cells, and cancer is caused by... your cells being made
and when does that happen? when your cells get damaged
so cancer is more likely to happen the more your cells get damaged
and yet instead of saying "this damages your cells" we say "this causes cancer" even though there are actual things that increase the chance of cancer without necessarily increasing cell death
damn i essayed i think about this too much :Oops:
whaaat? no. i meant different thing...
morning
i didnt know neuro had cancer

i'm gonna blast you with a radiation gun
yeah its called Unity
and if anything i think this is a really bad way of thinking about things
because like if i'm told "ey this food literally kills your cells" i'd be like "what the fuck"
but if i'm told "this food increases your chance of getting cancer" i'll be like "yeah well what doesn't"
i eat glue
sure but either way eventually we would become numb to it
and be like "what doesnt"

the only reason one wording seems better is because of our inherent Bias
would you guys rather live in Neuros room or Evils room
id rather die
nobody asked you, pond scum
I'd rather live in their attic
whats a pond scum

exactly
theyre cute
you would think that wouldnt you
hi mal
lower lifeform 
well there's nuance to it cus everything that heals you also increases chance of cancer
i'd like to imagine that viewing it in the "preserve your cells" grindset rather than "stop multiplying" would be more helpful
though obviously in reality the effect of this would be at best like <1% of better decisions made because of wording
i'm merely pondering of how we choose to use language and what indirect effects it may have :mhm:
:concerned:
just stop having cancer
Neurocancer when
you would not believe this
again
thats just Unity
hi devo
we should've been a longer lived species millions of years ago so evolution would've had the chance to naturally select against cancer
ramen
surely CRISPR will solve this
we should've joined the whales
im bot irish though
iirc bigger animals are more resistant to cancer just cus they're bigger
less chance of something important being hit
the thing with whales is they are too big for cancer to matter
tumours grow at practically the same rate in all species
so it takes WAY longer for a tumour to get big enough to kill a whale
does that make sense though because don't they have more cells that can get cancer
they also live like way longer on average so they have more time to fight it off
right ig if tumors are what ultimately kill then something that outscales the tumor would be more resistant
ow my eyes
wales is uk
I thought they also have a way better repair broken DNA 
the only way i imagine fighting it off is inventing a new autoimmune system that can better identify and cure dodgy cells
which ngl sounds impossibly difficult, could be easier to invent new humans instead
this is kinda what CRIPSR is no?
it's more proactive rather than active, no?
we'd need something active
I thought CRISPR was basically a man-made Autoimmune cell that can be ordered to attack certain DNA sequences, effectively destroying them
anyway enough about this i steered us way off topic i'm sorry last on topic message i saw was about vedal so let's talk about how vedals head is bald and it should have a toggle that makes it really shiny
Supikip
did bro get blimped

Supikip
no he is just a normal person with self restraint
mods will backread and then he will 
nuero so cute
i am canruf :Stronge:
who is canruf
fuck you figgy
why
your brother

ngl i don't remember anything about evils room other than it has a tv
hold on I gotchu
it has a still render of an harpoon
but vedal promised to make it a prop
unless you meant the 2d variant
vedal didn't promise anything
he promised rewrite
vedal promised to give me 1 million dollar
he didn't promise that either
V3
but will he do it?
i like the plasma sphere
i'd pick evils room just because she has a little empty space spot where i could be canruf
obviously not
He is not a 3D modeller
he'll get someone else to do it
iirc neuro doesn't have such a spot, it's all kinda filled
can't even do something that simple, what a loser 
though neuros bed is further away from the door which is a dub
what about this spot
too small
right off camera to your left there's a table
not to mention there's a tv there and shelves and in general stuff you can buhflipexplode
buh
why are you guys analyzing the room
she is kuromi
we dont wanna talk about cancer
I asked which room you would rather live in
tho evil doesn't seem to have any sort of gaming corner
where tf does she epic gamer style
wtf
the one with light
both have light
ok, i will live in both
neither do actually
vedals room wasnt shown
Shut up boch
in this economy?
smh
on her TV?
hi raig
don't insult evil to be a console gamer
Ra
m
casting to TV is a thing
i will share with you :confused3:
technically both rooms are made of light as theyβre pixels
ok so where's the epic pc gaming corner doing the casting :Susge:
(also imo that's still console gaming and equally as lame)
in the two drawers
Ramen can I eat you
if you have me
overheating computers 
ramen is nice
i have you
does anyone wanna talk about viruses

no, shut up
glowing 
canruf is against console gaming not because he thinks gaming on a couch is bad (it's really nice and cool), but because generally console gaming is for sheep who don't know better, the entire industry is built on exploiting casuals and hearing my dad complain about their greedy and corrupt practices for 30 minutes is just plain wrong
I play on console because I can't be assed to build a better pc
pc gamers are also exploited through 
but you get a choice 
i have no choice 
although I do use my pc for indie games since those are usually low maintenance
you can choose to be exploited, but with console gaming the default is being exploited
speaking of pc, evil should get a room extension thatβs like a gaming corner
and so should neuro
both of them despite being epic gamer girls have a severe lack of gamer
Shibo
#programming might be better for that
:programming:
what does that channel have to do with virology
i think he meant the biological kind
where's the biology channel
centipede room

still dont see why that'd be in #neurotic-neurons
Itβs because evil sang VIRUS 
shiro i was joking
we were offtopingly talking about cancer
isn't cancer about zodiac 
please be on topic
what if they have their little vibe rooms (their rooms rn) and then connected to them is a third room which they share and game/stream in
this could fit as well since they never both stream at the same time, only when they're together
they share a pc
Evil not having games or a pc is a weird choice
now you could argue "hey but then how come on stream we see their rooms"
simple my child, they uhh pre-recorded their room and use a greenscreen
You still got half of evils room really empty too
This but itβs just Vedalβs room and setup 
vedal is a responsible dad and doesn't let his kids have screen addiction 
you could argue evil games on her dads pc
gaming on daddy's computer
and then he checks their search history...
instead exploiting them for money :FeelsStrongMan:
they only interact through screens
I think Evil should be called E
And Neuro should be called N
mods pull up a really old clip where evil says she hates minecraft while being forced to play minecraft
H
Ok R, shut the fuck up
im not R
Ram
thats raig or uh
which other user starts with r
Can Neuro eat Ramen?
The fast food job episode was good, why don't Vedal use it again
Bro makes an entire setup, use once and then discard
Seems like a waste to me
ratsty
still starts with r :scraj

Lice
can you shut up for once
yes
he believes the world will collapse if he ever reuses ideas
even if it's done years apart
Evil as a food influencer in mcneuro's
you have no friends
true..
I am your friend
@blissful shell 
what did rara do to you
People are just really unfriendly in here 
ngl i dont remember figgy being this hateful

That guy is just losing himself in here. He knows what he's doing
ok
holden touβre my best friend
Ramen sure is popular in this channel
They seem like very lovely people
I could go for some miso noodles around now tbh

Night neurons
wdym it's quite the opposite
being rude to each other is a sign of being close
Vonvon
Johnjohn
Hi NN
Legit how I feel watching vedal hollow knight stream
It's like watching the mona lisa be repaintedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjN3Vy2m_s
I'm going home
Even discord didn't want to show the video
It's just that bad
Truly
better than orig
NOW THAT'S TRUE
John Discord doing us a favor
He's a hero
Don't give PB ideas
It's not called ideas. it's called contentπ₯
Actually she probably already thought it
john discord made an attempt to sabotage our NN vc night yesterday
Are you the Staz of NN
I'm gonna call it next year we're gonna have triple baka with vedal
He's just furiously typing on the keyboard

I said I was gonna sleep 3 hours ago
Still here
Is this what being terminally neurotic is like

whereβs the result of hunger game?
Getting some afternoon sleep is right choice
less sleepy
I want to see
Bro just give me colorful array already
Or just don't sleep at all like a real neuron
White array
just like u
No
I knew what you were gonna say

Wait Neurons are allowed to sleep?
I live in canada
neurons at 3am:
West coast

Y'all Europeans are cooked
i went to sleep at 10~12 during subathon 
PM right?
AM
It's only 1 am for me rn
Asian Neurons have it horrible man
Ive yet to go to sleep
Just open your eyes π«©
I fell off
Puppet Master ?
As an Asian I don't feel offended by this
Why would u be ?
I know right

:matchaSleep: 
How


Did living in Europe make it that bad
I jus woke up from 3 hours of sleep gng
Yes
8 hours? 
my brain isn't functioning rn
I slept 3h is this good enough
Your brain got colonized just like mine
wat
I don't feel Asian even tho I am
?
cus you Canadian gng
you need more sleep! Go bedge 
I'm straight up Vietnamese born and raised and I forgor
But im not even sleepy rn

sleep it off
Is the at what they call insomnia
As a Canadian I feel proud of being canadian
boil
look someone find neuro and what 
Kick
Grilled is better
Me when someone asks me if I know a lawyer and I forget I'm jewish
How do you know
Im Hungary I need to eat
should I make new gif to spam in todayβs hk stream?
Nvm nn I got it working
where is supikip
Not u should u must
Just had to use a different game
what does this even
In my stomach I ate it
All my cousins are lawyers
Free lawyers??
Family of lawyer 
X to doubt
Just ask for a family discount duh
Then they ask if I can build them their house for free, that's usually a worse deal for me
EU member hm

gimme some organic food
Im european sadly
I had something to say....

Oh I remember what I was about to say
Js give them a couple bucks for rent they'll accept it
French
I do speak
you hate AC and fridge and dry your clothes like Amish
But im not French

"chat before matcha gets here let's talk about that one thing..."
Thank god
Thatβs new
at least you're not

Stinky
Never mind I say it later
European stereotype
Im Belgian chill
French
Wait I just realized I'm Canadian and I'm forcibly embedded with the french
Damn it
Let me out
the bad part or the worse part
Q U E B E C
Fuk u
Flanders
I hate quebec
so the bad part
part

bro that chonk can't be made into sandwich
or south
Good question
Flanders are north
So
U got ur answear
If I cut the loaf in half would it die or do I get two of them
hk today 
yeah but it's like a fish
You'll try to cut it and the mf will just run away
I wonder if they'll beat it 
I don't wash my eggs too
There's no point
depends on its mood
It's not like you're eating the shell
I do bc some of them contain microscopic bacteria
Conspiracies
American I guess, they only sell washed eggs
That's also the reason they have to be refrigerated
Yes neuro
nuro
Oh yea I forgot I have to cosplay as both neuro and evil
πͺ
Om nom nom
You've given me 106 cookies! | I've received 308674 cookies total!
considet the ARG
No
nuro and ebil
ARG is dead
<-- like this
whats that
Yea this

I will curse your family bloodline
after reading the requirements on advertising in Singapore I now know why they chose times new square as the advertising spot for Neuro bday
So if it's happy will it split into two
it would be super cool if you did one of those split cosplays, where they're half one character and half the other, and which you see depends on which angle you view the cosplay from
Can it mix
I was thinking of that
Like 50/50
If anyone have a fusion type art of neuro and evil Iβll take it as exemple
evil from the back Neuro from the front
Ze conspiracy theories are coming true
Please donβt send the cursed ones of those
There's this trippy thing I saw where they place a mirror in the middle of their head and you basically see a different person from one side

Mmmm why not left neuro and right evil like this emoji 
fair
If it's sad it'll die? That's so sad
Yea
smocus cosplay is cool I dont think ive seen one before
maybe it just hates you or wants to trolls you 
How tf are you seeing this in Roblox dude
who did u ask 
Tell me how
I did ask there
It's not Roblox, It's Korone
Erm what
wher?
@oblique briar
Not at all
It was 2 days ago
Um
Do I need a tail ππ

ain't no way I can't read 
surprising the neuro ans evil wasn't 50/50 tho
what is the joke here
Roblox bootleg is better than official Roblox
Yea ikr
A bit more and Iβd be a tutel
I'm crine
Neuroooooooooooooooooooo

linna

leave me alone
I see you lurking


I sometimes wonder just how many people lurk in here
<|imstartlurking|>
I dunno
you got the truth
Truman Show type stuff
Imagine NN is broadcasted to the entire world
NN already under FBI surveillance

all of you are listed
everybody now cheer
I don't feel any better with the emote
the apocalypse...
World ending scenario
Reading NN without any context would probably be the most jarring experience 
They would need professional translators to even comprehend us
Im one
Translate now
I can speak 7languages 
with context......still jarring und confusing
Nah, they would need professional help 
Translate wuh
True
Nuroiscute mhm hbd Shiro
A normal person would not know what this means
evil so cute
Well
Happy birthday Shiro is an every day celebration we all should do
And neuro is cute is also very important bc itβs true whoever disagree get pulverized
evilyn tungsten
I'm pretty sure NN is on a no fly list
Haha the government fears us
not only NN, the whole swarm

This is false, Just duct tape yourself on the wing secretly, that's how I went to japan last few months ago
But you are still on the no fly list
No one said you cant fly
Okay you're right 
no, i am DerEineHalt
NOOOO DAD JOKES
YES DAD JOKES
it was avon
Ugly guy in the channel I think that's why
So true
Dead chat
@halcyon dove
Time to deploy tactical twinshipping
No
Not a good strat
Where Nere Shipping? 
We need words to revive
Ykw both channels suck I'm going to gymbwaa
just go watch youtube offspring
Lobotomy is the only way for NN to thrive on the same topic
hi conso
Hello Ramen!
My flatbread arrived 
Nuggets
Artist: Yumo
Editor: waya13 & -Shinbaru
Original music video: Cherry Pop by DECO*27 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9Ue6JwJic
Template from: https://otoiro.co.jp/special/
Official account (B2):
@VedalεNeuro-sama
twitch:
twitch.tv/vedal987
Youtube:
youtu.be/@Neurosama
discord (English only):
discord.gg/neurosama
Die.
What are you doing to Evil fumo
Thatβs a good one, damn. 

Abuse...
Mods can we ban him real quick

I'm so hungry
Hi so hungry, I'm lolter
hello hungry
hi so hungry, I'm Avon
π§
Showing how much I love evil
Where is gif neuro plushie > neuro nuggets
I saw that gif 
its called doc_20260404_074867
I FOUND IT
SAVED
fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
My Joke

hi so hungry, I'm Dracula
Stop trying to take Avons joke
shut thebfuck up
Wrong message
Okay, i will just take ur joke
oh, wait....you are a nobody and dont have a joke

hi so hungry, I'm Dracula
neur
Neurt
Hello again NN
Neuro behind the Filtered
Neither do you since you try to take others 
Duck
Keep dreaming
What is a man?
fuck you and that cat
I will unc

U are unc
DerUncHalt
I
now smash her like a mcdonalds burger









