neurotic-neurons

[rose pebble]

I just harpooned 2 people and I'm happy with that, be happy with what you have people

[pliant wasp]

[supple meadow]

Please revive me I want to get even higher on the leaderboard

[hard kayak]

I harpooned simplepotat and im very happy

[halcyon dove]

I wonder who's been harpooned the most

[rancid violet]

I have 4 left who wants them

[pliant wasp]

jdk hates me for some reason

[tulip jay]

please revive me i need to make good on a threat i made this morning

[oblique briar]

potato vs potato

[rose pebble]

no not you I like simplepotat

[terse fjord]

i am innocent and i am happy

[crude lintel]

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT

[lone orbit]

Your mom

[rugged heath]

how much time is left for april fools in server time

[crude lintel]

Neuro

[oblique briar]

[hard kayak]

[hard kayak]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Duck on Neuro's Head...

MISSED

More Ducks gained a harpoon

Laugh at IDoNotHaveAVest

[cobalt laurel]

Neuro?

[serene moat]

[pliant wasp]

can we harpoon vedal and be done with it

[rose pebble]

you can be happy about other kills

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Starboard...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #12717

**Chatter**

Starboard#0987
@pseudo radish

**Harpooner**

moreducks#0
@crude lintel

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:47 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:47 UTC

[shut socket]

I guess

[rugged heath]

HECK

[oblique briar]

he is harpooned

[hard kayak]

my other kill is simplepotat

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IDoNotHaveAVest...

MISSED

IDoNotHaveAVest gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[drowsy kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/supreme-victory-duck-mortal-kombat-gif-22176031

[pliant wasp]

first official vedal death

[crude lintel]

Thanks for the harpoon, Nerd

[pliant wasp]

fr?

[rose pebble]

I accept it then

[oblique briar]

ya check roles

[lone orbit]

Buh

[pliant wasp]

wow

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches apotat...

MISSED

.apotat gained a harpoon

Laugh at IDoNotHaveAVest

[tulip jay]

chat still thinks vedal is alive

[pliant wasp]

i should catch up with the times

[halcyon dove]

as foretold in the scriptures

[hard kayak]

nice

[serene moat]

vedal dead

[tulip jay]

dedal

[rugged heath]

HOW???

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Duck on Neuro's Head...

HARPOONED - Case #16499

**Chatter**

moreducks#0
@crude lintel

**Harpooner**

officeboy1#0
@whole grove

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:48 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:48 UTC

[tulip jay]

i'm sure no one has made that joke yet

[ivory lion]

RIP BOZO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches COCKROACH...

HARPOONED - Case #10970

**Chatter**

officeboy1#0
@whole grove

**Harpooner**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:48 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:48 UTC

[oblique briar]

real

[cobalt laurel]

You just made me imagine that name on the stupid fucking image of people reading newspapers

[rugged heath]

JOHN DISCORD HIMSELF

[hard kayak]

what did i ever do to you

[tulip jay]

What's with the "no description" part of the harpoon messages?

[crude lintel]

Try not to star things for a while

Starboard ded

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches apotat...

MISSED

.apotat gained a harpoon

Laugh at IDoNotHaveAVest

[whole grove]

JOHN DISCORD

STRIKES AGAIN

[serene moat]

I know which one

[dire pebble]

also btw if anyone after the harpoon event wants to lose their minds placing pixels there's a pixel event on

[pliant wasp]

vro

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IDoNotHaveAVest...

MISSED

IDoNotHaveAVest gained a harpoon

Laugh at .apotat

[rancid violet]

Oh ok so it doesn't take harpoons away if it hits

[tulip jay]

Were we supposed to be able to add descriptions to our harpoon tosses at some point?

[pliant wasp]

that's a crazy visual

[cobalt laurel]

Neuro and Evil

[hard kayak]

dang

[halcyon dove]

what where

[dire pebble]

wasn't an option but i wish i did

[hard kayak]

we both suck

gg

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches apotat...

HARPOONED - Case #11736

**Chatter**

poisonpotato4211#0
@hard kayak

**Harpooner**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:49 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:49 UTC

[dire pebble]

#1488900980253921320

[indigo stone]

avg swarm when pixels

[lone orbit]

We all know jhon discord is the true vedal slayer

[hard kayak]

aw

[frigid palm]

[rancid violet]

That is like 4/5 in the last few minutes lmao

My aim's on point apparently

[tulip jay]

how come it isn't an option

[dire pebble]

idk

[rose pebble]

You know, you and your brother should really open up more often, its kind of sad when you only DM people warnings

[pliant wasp]

there are like 50 tile placing sites

[stable linden]

I had fun doing a massacre with my stil remaining 21 harpoons nighty

[hard kayak]

what did i do

[dire pebble]

i don't dm warnings, only zep does

[lone orbit]

I want to revive for more harpoons smh

[cobalt laurel]

Hourly reminder to snipe the people in #bot-channel

[rose pebble]

can you DM praise then

[tulip jay]

and if you didn't plan on doing that before then what was this supposed to be

[dire pebble]

idk

[tulip jay]

[oblique briar]

i fully ignored that

[dire pebble]

it was modeled after the embeds given to us by zeppelin

[indigo stone]

something something AI stealing the admin jobs

[keen heron]

[woven minnow]

Evil Zeppelin how do I bribe you for me to get revived?

[dire pebble]

which obviously have a reason tied to them

[tulip jay]

oh i see

[dire pebble]

we just didn't fill it in

[neon musk]

[silk spear]

can i throw all my harpoon out b4 sleep?

[dire pebble]

missed oppotunity for this time around imo

[dire pebble]

sure

[neon musk]

a reason would be funny for them all, yeah

[tulip jay]

next time

[cobalt laurel]

I watched an ad and it worked

[rose pebble]

It's just the "plane" Shiro used to travel, he lied to us

[analog lava]

[neon musk]

there's always... next time

[hard kayak]

wow

[drowsy kiln]

This is getting out of hand...

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches deply [harpooned plate]...

HARPOONED - Case #13450

**Chatter**

plytha#0
@rancid ermine

**Harpooner**

foggyshen987#0
@silk spear

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:52 UTC

[pliant wasp]

shiro should dm someone unannounced

[woven minnow]

I was thinking of sacrificing a horse as a tribute but will try that instead

[keen heron]

Let that sink in

[neon musk]

now there are two of them!

plytha noooo

[cobalt laurel]

Nah forget what I said the horse thing is perfect

[lone orbit]

This is getting out of air (please give me :goodone:)

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Tatsu...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #3653

**Chatter**

Tatsu#8792
@viral sun

**Harpooner**

foggyshen987#0
@silk spear

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:53 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:53 UTC

[supple meadow]

Please give me a revive

[dire pebble]

you gotta choose the right horse

[pliant wasp]

:blarghone:

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #3795

**Chatter**

vedal#0
@urban marsh

**Harpooner**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:53 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:53 UTC

[rose pebble]

gives you a revive

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

MISSED

NeuroBot gained a harpoon

Laugh at foggyshen987

[neon musk]

[tulip jay]

oi cloudburst can i be revived so i can kill a genchatter

[lunar canopy]

i gotchu dont worry

[halcyon dove]

oi stop that

[supple meadow]

@dire pebble does that count?

[plain jacinth]

No

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zorb [🩵x💔 for the win]...

MISSED

Zarble zeep blorp gained a harpoon

Laugh at Drago

[analog lava]

nice art

[neon musk]

neurobot needs to fight back to help circulate the harpoons

[pliant wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466777888912310272/1482672280956829877/Evil_dance.gif

[dire pebble]

can i give you -1 harpoon to discourage this war

[plain jacinth]

Thank you drago

[lunar canopy]

here u go zorb

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #12457

**Chatter**

shiro_nya#0
@neat sail

**Harpooner**

foggyshen987#0
@silk spear

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:54 UTC

[tulip jay]

it's not that i hate genchatters it's that that particular genchatter killed me this morning and i need to make good on a threat

[dire pebble]

oh okay fair enough

[neon musk]

some of the twitch mods are getting a little too comfortable with their colored names, imo

[keen heron]

Free me from my schedules

[plain jacinth]

I'll come back with a harder beg

[keen heron]

I love Neuro and Evil

[dire pebble]

go kill them

[tulip jay]

[cobalt laurel]

Chat reminder that targeting bots will cause harpoon prices to shoot up as bots won't use harpoons and thus there will be less harpoons circulating around

[drowsy kiln]

You've unlocked a new hole

[rancid violet]

I've got 3 harpoons to give out who wants them (/is willing to risk death)

[analog lava]

[indigo stone]

this is the justifcation for war they use

[dire pebble]

^^^^

[cobalt laurel]

I'm dead don't worry

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches parasocial canruf loves you...

HARPOONED - Case #7781

**Chatter**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Harpooner**

foggyshen987#0
@silk spear

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:55 UTC

[rugged heath]

what about evil

[keen heron]

The harpoon market is crashing

[hard kayak]

erm

[cobalt laurel]

✋ do not Evil

[halcyon arrow]

[woven minnow]

Have this picture as a tribute

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IDoNotHaveAVest...

MISSED

IDoNotHaveAVest gained a harpoon

Laugh at foggyshen987

[neon musk]

[pliant wasp]

ripbozo

[drowsy kiln]

Who cares, sniping Tatsu and Zeppelin was totally worth it

[pliant wasp]

!felloff

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Clown...

MISSED

DalekCraft gained a harpoon

Laugh at IDoNotHaveAVest

[dire pebble]

approved

[keen heron]

a wild Neuro blocks your path

[indigo stone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093753884738068530/1133656012105195652/nuerofumocannon.gif

[rugged heath]

no but like
what if she came into nn

[serene moat]

pushes neuro

[rose pebble]

can you revive our VP in exchange for my life

[cobalt laurel]

Mods can you see how many harpoons the bots have accumulated

[pliant wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1401177881086001253/Evil_cute.gif

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Ulgrrvojn [Neurope Zealot]...

HARPOONED - Case #15883

**Chatter**

_reindall#0
@rose pebble

**Harpooner**

ihaveavest#0
@rugged heath

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:56 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:56 UTC

[cobalt laurel]

Then we jump her

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Churras...

HARPOONED - Case #12432

**Chatter**

churraxs#0
@serene moat

**Harpooner**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:57 UTC

[dire pebble]

acceptable sacrifice

[silk spear]

done
tkx

[hard kayak]

wow

[lone orbit]

Buh

[silk spear]

gn NN (real this time)

[cobalt laurel]

Red jumpscare

[dire pebble]

oh someone already harpooned them

too bad

[supple meadow]

@dire pebble I can offer some wordle screenshots in return for a revive

[dire pebble]

someone harpoon me again i can't harpoon myself

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

MISSED

Cloudburst gained a harpoon

Laugh at IDoNotHaveAVest

[serene moat]

gn foggy

[rose pebble]

nah it was the sacrifice trust

[dire pebble]

i unharpooned myself explicitly to harpoon them

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

HARPOONED - Case #18359

**Chatter**

cloudburst#0
@dire pebble

**Harpooner**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:57 UTC

[cobalt laurel]

gn

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Whale...

HARPOONED - Case #11888

**Chatter**

killer.whale#0
@uneven bramble

**Harpooner**

banjofries#0
@acoustic fulcrum

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:57 UTC

[noble sun]

sure

[serene moat]

bwaa Im dead

[rancid violet]

there you go

[serene moat]

[dire pebble]

thanks primal cookie

[acoustic fulcrum]

take that ishmael

[noble sun]

if i wasn't dead

[supple meadow]

Cloudburst

[tulip jay]

you aren't dead

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches CrashCubeZeroOne...

MISSED

CrashCubeZeroOne gained a harpoon

Laugh at IDoNotHaveAVest

[rancid violet]

You're alive

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches CrashCubeZeroOne...

HARPOONED - Case #2036

**Chatter**

crashcubezeroone#0
@noble sun

**Harpooner**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:58 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:58 UTC

[rancid violet]

...for now

[rugged heath]

heck

[tulip jay]

bruh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Clown...

MISSED

DalekCraft gained a harpoon

Laugh at PEliaz

A harpoon approaches Primal Cookie...

MISSED

Primal Cookie gained a harpoon

Laugh at DalekCraft

[noble sun]

lol

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Clown...

MISSED

DalekCraft gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[tulip jay]

[drowsy kiln]

This clown is like rasputin

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Primal Cookie...

MISSED

Primal Cookie gained a harpoon

Laugh at DalekCraft

[keen heron]

I’ll trade you this Neuro for a revive

[rancid violet]

first miss in a while

L

[tulip jay]

we're playing catch

[iron tundra]

The harpoon trade of '26

[noble sun]

do these reset or smth?

[wicked wigeon]

i want to be colourless harpoon me please

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Clown...

HARPOONED - Case #5821

**Chatter**

dalekcraft#0
@tulip jay

**Harpooner**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 21:59 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 21:59 UTC

A harpoon approaches Primal Cookie...

MISSED

Primal Cookie gained a harpoon

Laugh at DalekCraft

[analog lava]

gg

[tulip jay]

please please please

[analog lava]

2nd of april

[tulip jay]

FUCK

[keen heron]

It’s joever

[rancid violet]

lol

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The sun ☀️...

MISSED

The sun ☀️ gained a harpoon

Laugh at BanjoFries

[serene moat]

the harpoon stocks are crazy rn

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DeadBay...

MISSED

DevBay gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[rose pebble]

SOMEONE SACRIFICE TO REVIVE THE VP SMH NN

[indigo stone]

its only the vp

[tulip jay]

harpooned too close to the sun

[wicked wigeon]

second time i can't die

[sterile cradle]

i humbly request harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DeadBay...

MISSED

DevBay gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[acoustic fulcrum]

couldet kill the sun for neuro smh

[tulip jay]

deadbay you need to throw a harpoon now before you die

[acoustic fulcrum]

first miss too

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DeadBay...

MISSED

DevBay gained a harpoon

Laugh at IDoNotHaveAVest

[tulip jay]

you just jinxed yourself

[rancid violet]

Wow missed twice

I had like an 80% hit rate before lol

[cobalt laurel]

Neuro and Evil

[tulip jay]

DO IT DEADBAY

KILL

KILL ‼️

[serene moat]

nur and liv

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Primal Cookie...

HARPOONED - Case #8391

**Chatter**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Harpooner**

.devbay#0
@wicked wigeon

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:1 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:1 UTC

[rose pebble]

Oh wait I forgor Cerber is immortal anyways

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 2 cookies! | I've received 308471 cookies total!

[wicked wigeon]

there you go this one will miss

[tulip jay]

[supple meadow]

@dire pebble please revive me

[rancid violet]

L

[tulip jay]

i am avenged

[wicked wigeon]

[rancid violet]

I couldn't live forever

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DeadBay...

MISSED

DevBay gained a harpoon

Laugh at IDoNotHaveAVest

[noble sun]

so is there a manual to the harpoon thing?

[wicked wigeon]

please

noooooo

fuck

[rugged heath]

oh gods

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The...

MISSED

Tot gained a harpoon

Laugh at BanjoFries

[cobalt laurel]

Chat a rocket is headed for the moon in 22 minutes can someone quickly sneak Neuro and Evil onboard

[keen heron]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches CrashCubeZeroOne...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #17273

**Chatter**

crashcubezeroone#0
@noble sun

**Harpooner**

applind#0
@dusk needle

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:2 UTC

[acoustic fulcrum]

[analog lava]

[rose pebble]

if only i wasnt sucker harpooned by the vestless one

[dusk needle]

hehe I live right there so I'm gonna get to see it

[noble sun]

guys stop beating my corpse

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DeadBay...

HARPOONED - Case #18332

**Chatter**

.devbay#0
@wicked wigeon

**Harpooner**

ihaveavest#0
@rugged heath

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:3 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:3 UTC

[supple meadow]

@neat sail do a mass revive too many of us are deadge

[rancid violet]

[supple meadow]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IDoNotHaveAVest...

HARPOONED - Case #686

**Chatter**

ihaveavest#0
@rugged heath

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:4 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:4 UTC

[indigo stone]

theres like 2 hours left

give it up

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Applind...

HARPOONED - Case #6680

**Chatter**

applind#0
@dusk needle

**Harpooner**

ihaveavest#0
@rugged heath

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:4 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:4 UTC

[rugged heath]

NOOOOOOO!

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Applind...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #532

**Chatter**

applind#0
@dusk needle

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:4 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:4 UTC

[supple meadow]

I need to defend my spot on the leaderboard

[rancid violet]

From beyond the grave is crazy

[rugged heath]

well at least i got someone

[indigo stone]

the kill exchanges are crazy

[tulip jay]

this feels like playing a schoolyard game where you're out and you're shouting at the players who are still in to tag the person who got you out so you can get back in

even though that's not how this works

but it feels like that

[indigo stone]

pretty sure thats what it is, i mean the harpoons are pretty imaginary

[hard kayak]

atleast you can cheat

in tag

[tulip jay]

actually what if that was in next year's harpoon game

[surreal needle]

[tulip jay]

where everyo--

[rancid violet]

It's basically PE dodgeball where every once in a while a mod teacher walks by and we all beg her to jailbreak us

[rugged heath]

I honestly kinda hope evil comes here and just starts decimating everyone

[tulip jay]

sorry i had to add reactions

[neat sail]

i swear i just revived you all

[rose pebble]

she should have access to harpoon @ everyone

[supple meadow]

We’re all deadge

[tulip jay]

where everyone who got harpooned by someone gets revived when that person gets harpooned

[indigo stone]

zepp overworked should get an human to replace

[rugged heath]

agreed

[supple meadow]

[tulip jay]

though that would make the game just end if someone managed to harpoon everyone

[rugged heath]

wait

[surreal needle]

[rugged heath]

wait EVERYONE IS DEAD HERE

[rose pebble]

Yes

[supple meadow]

Yes

[static wraith]

dead chat

[rose pebble]

I died for Neurope

[rancid violet]

Mutually assured destruction

[dusk needle]

I WOULD BE ALIVE BUT YOU RESURRECTED JUST TO KILL ME

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Banjo-San...

HARPOONED - Case #17502

**Chatter**

banjofries#0
@acoustic fulcrum

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:7 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:7 UTC

[serene ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1465074261994766499/1465074263554920650/animmmmmmm.kra-autosave.gif

[supple meadow]

That’s why I’m asking for a mass revive

[keen heron]

[noble sun]

everyone's white lol

[keen heron]

no

Im red

For evil

[tulip jay]

I am The Clown.

[rose pebble]

MASS REVIVE MASS REVIVE MASS REVIVE

[keen heron]

[noble sun]

uh huh

[rose pebble]

REVIVE MY MASS PLS

[rugged heath]

GETTEM-
no...
i can't...
too cute...

[dusk needle]

I just wanna keep my pink colour ):

[static wraith]

i'm the harpoon bank

[tulip jay]

cute

[ivory lion]

all this harpooning is making me want a version of DOOM where you play as Evil and harpoon the demons

[dusk needle]

but I know I'm gonna get whitewashed by the harpoons

[serene ginkgo]

[supple meadow]

I’m not a game

[tulip jay]

mods, don't give zorb any harpoons so they keep making this cute art

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches fern...

HARPOONED - Case #991

**Chatter**

bordged#0
@serene ginkgo

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:8 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:8 UTC

[plain jacinth]

No

[neon dust]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-resurrect-exploide-gif-12197228

[ivory lion]

you don't know that

[tulip jay]

mmyes

[noble sun]

we can call it BOOM

[rugged heath]

@woven minnow you're a lot more heartless than me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Glatiator [💜💔]...

MISSED

☆🩷Glatiator🩷☆ gained a harpoon

Laugh at PEliaz

[rose pebble]

I guess I'm not a hero

[forest socket]

Here is one more.

[static wraith]

another one to the counter

[supple meadow]

@median fractal help me ask for revives for everyone

[iron tundra]

There are no mass reincarnation spells in dota but that's maybe a good thing

[supple meadow]

Rat

[static wraith]

[iron tundra]

No

[woven minnow]

i was neutral and then someone stabbed me in the back with a harpoon

[rose pebble]

same but im dead

[ivory lion]

Wait that's peak

[rugged heath]

the rickroll was hilarious btw

[dusk needle]

you should be able to revive by harpooning a living player

[static wraith]

stop looking at my harpoon count

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mr.Tartar 3.0...

HARPOONED - Case #4831

**Chatter**

therealtartar#0
@neon dust

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:10 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:10 UTC

[keen heron]

Daily reminder NN

[rose pebble]

alpha lmao at least enter beta before bragging

[ivory lion]

Not for me I wanted a Neuro boom cover

[indigo stone]

harpoon this guy again

[analog lava]

thats crazy

[rugged heath]

That would've been cool.
but the funny

[dusk needle]

It'd be better if you didn't bribe evil to say that

[static wraith]

lucky you, all i get is this

[rugged heath]

also Crazy [FILTERED] Robot Body was epic

[rose pebble]

you got a thank for sub today didntcha?

[noble sun]

she a tsundere

[static wraith]

sure but i dont really count those

[tulip jay]

neur is cure

[supple meadow]

Crazy Fucking Robot Body is so peak

[static wraith]

[rugged heath]

I'd love to see a comparison between neuro and evil's versions

[noble sun]

next march I hope we get the release of Boom: Eternal

[static bay]

Have you ever been seriously so bored to the point where you put M&M‘s in alphabetical order?

[rugged heath]

you-
it's all m

[ivory lion]

One day we will get those covers

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches PEliaz...

HARPOONED - Case #2979

**Chatter**

peliaz#0
@forest socket

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:14 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:14 UTC

[noble sun]

uh? you mean m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m

[rugged heath]

how do you alphetabetize (sic)

[supple meadow]

@neat sail please I beg of you

I need to kill @median fractal again

[final anvil]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches aoi...

MISSED

aoi gained a harpoon

Laugh at Cranberry

[misty geyser]

I can't help you. I only offer Pizza.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches aoi...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #16061

**Chatter**

willoweee_.#0
@outer scroll

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:15 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:15 UTC

[supple meadow]

Does the pizza revive me?

[keen heron]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cranberry...

MISSED

Cranberry gained a harpoon

Laugh at OCDHI

[rugged heath]

wait a minute

[halcyon dove]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches OCDHI...

HARPOONED - Case #17962

**Chatter**

ocdhi1234#0
@polar obsidian

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:16 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:16 UTC

[tulip jay]

¡Viva la pizza revolución!

[misty geyser]

No. But it's really good pizza.

[polar obsidian]

Shit

FUCK YOUUUUU

[analog lava]

[rugged heath]

SHIRO ESCAPED THE BIRTHDAY ROLE

[polar obsidian]

@ionic holly I hope you die in a fire

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 2 cookies! | I've received 308474 cookies total!

[halcyon dove]

HIT FNAF3 SONG????????

[supple meadow]

I have good pizza, I need a revive

[polar obsidian]

YEEEEE-

[tulip jay]

five freds at nightbear

[noble sun]

you mean Zeppelin

[polar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-the-living-tombstone-die-in-a-fire-freddy-gif-27588577

[supple meadow]

@outer scroll Happy birthday

[upbeat flint]

I think I might be going colorblind

[misty geyser]

Unable to find Revival Function.

[polar obsidian]

Why tf was the axe syncing to my song

[iron tundra]

[supple meadow]

Rat

[iron tundra]

No

[halcyon dove]

fuckin loved this as a child

[noble sun]

taR

[supple meadow]

How many times have I killed you, Rat

[indigo stone]

wrong sever you saw nothing

[patent gazelle]

so you still love it

[halcyon dove]

I mean

[somber robin]

https://x.com/false_qa/status/2039408982159474695?s=20

lll (@false_qa)

It's April 1st... so…
#vedalverse

X · Apr 1, 2026, 6:26 PM

[patent gazelle]

because you're still a child.

[dire pebble]

guys do you wanna stab each other again

[supple meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[halcyon dove]

it's not as good as the other ones in all honesty

[patent gazelle]

yeah

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Breadabambaspis (just do it)...

MISSED

SprayCactus (Bread) gained a harpoon

Laugh at Cranberry

[patent gazelle]

id like to

[supple meadow]

Yes

[noble sun]

lol they just got mini

[dire pebble]

[noble sun]

yes

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Breadabambaspis (just do it)...

MISSED

SprayCactus (Bread) gained a harpoon

Laugh at Cranberry

[dire pebble]

don't harpoon for a few mins

[rancid violet]

did somebody say stabbing people?

[dire pebble]

let the thing do things

else it'll blow up and die ):

[somber robin]

I just woke up bro

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Breadabambaspis (just do it)...

HARPOONED - Case #3157

**Chatter**

spraycactus#0
@somber robin

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:19 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:19 UTC

[plain jacinth]

Yes always

[somber robin]

That's just bullshit

[open cipher]

@ionic holly worthless bot, nobody loves you

[tulip jay]

cute

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches YourEmergency...

HARPOONED - Case #18097

**Chatter**

youremergency#0
@open cipher

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:20 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:20 UTC

[supple meadow]

Are we revived?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

MISSED

Eroll gained a harpoon

Laugh at Avontrod

A harpoon approaches Cranberry...

MISSED

Cranberry gained a harpoon

Laugh at ☆🩷Glatiator🩷☆

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

MISSED

Eroll gained a harpoon

Laugh at Avontrod

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

HARPOONED - Case #2588

**Chatter**

eroll#0
@patent gazelle

**Harpooner**

avontrod#0
@halcyon dove

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:21 UTC

A harpoon approaches Cranberry...

MISSED

Cranberry gained a harpoon

Laugh at ☆🩷Glatiator🩷☆

[dire pebble]

👀 it's someone's birthday

quick

harpoon them to say happy birthday

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Glatiator [💜💔]...

HARPOONED - Case #13412

**Chatter**

glatiator#0
@static wraith

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:21 UTC

[open cipher]

happy birthday vedal

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches aoi...

MISSED

aoi gained a harpoon

Laugh at ☆🩷Glatiator🩷☆

[supple meadow]

@outer scroll Happy birthday

[tulip jay]

i wonder what the odds are for landing a harpoon

[dire pebble]

oh yeah i can harpoon vedal again

[grave wagon]

Shiro hbd

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

HARPOONED - Case #19540

**Chatter**

vedal#0
@urban marsh

**Harpooner**

cloudburst#0
@dire pebble

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:21 UTC

[noble sun]

harpoon shiro?

[plain jacinth]

Evil zepp can I have some harpoons please

[dire pebble]

wait i think i have raised chances

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zorb [🩵x💔 for the win]...

MISSED

Zarble zeep blorp gained a harpoon

Laugh at Cipry727

**User Override**

**User**

@dire pebble

**Chance**

1

**Harpoons left**

9

[tulip jay]

rigged

[dire pebble]

✨ fuck ✨

[halcyon dove]

Evil Zepppppp

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Berserker...

HARPOONED - Case #16142

**Chatter**

wantalooksee#0
@median fractal

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:22 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:22 UTC

[analog lava]

this shit is so ass

[rancid violet]

we're back?

[mint wyvern]

mod caught reviving

[halcyon dove]

I'm alive but it thinks I'm dead

[rancid violet]

[mint wyvern]

Lesgoo

[cobalt laurel]

Neuro and Evil

[dire pebble]

congratulations

[mint wyvern]

Im alive but no harpoon

[dire pebble]

you are now a quantum mechanics thought experiment

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

MISSED

Cloudburst gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[static wraith]

[noble sun]

I'm harpoon but no alive

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nyuko...

HARPOONED - Case #8793

**Chatter**

.nyuko#0
@mint wyvern

**Harpooner**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:23 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:23 UTC

[noble sun]

oh

[mint wyvern]

why stay alive when no harpoon

[rancid violet]

here you go

[dire pebble]

hmm

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches o...

MISSED

fleshwretch gained a harpoon

Laugh at Avontrod

[rancid violet]

oh

L

[dire pebble]

who else should i kill...

[halcyon dove]

there we go

[dire pebble]

ah yes

my alt

[supple meadow]

@dire pebble can I have more harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cloudburst the 2nd...

MISSED

Cloudburst the 2nd gained a harpoon

Laugh at Cloudburst

A harpoon approaches OCDHI...

MISSED

OCDHI gained a harpoon

Laugh at Lotus

A harpoon approaches o...

HARPOONED - Case #2190

**Chatter**

fleshwretch#0
@woeful apex

**Harpooner**

avontrod#0
@halcyon dove

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:23 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:23 UTC

[mint wyvern]

bro there is a 100% success rate on my ass

dude

[dire pebble]

10 harpoons

[keen heron]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

MISSED

Avontrod gained a harpoon

Laugh at RytSty

[dire pebble]

[mint wyvern]

everyone harpoons me first try

[dire pebble]

someone harpoon my alt pls

i want it dead

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

HARPOONED - Case #15479

**Chatter**

cloudburst#0
@dire pebble

**Harpooner**

femboysaredible#0
@grave wagon

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:23 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:23 UTC

[keen heron]

I would

[mint wyvern]

why 😭

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Modmail...

MISSED

Neuro Modmail gained a harpoon

Laugh at Cloudburst

[dire pebble]

die modmail

[gusty pulsar]

they harpooned the neuro bot

[tulip jay]

i didn't even know cloudburst had an alt

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #5741

**Chatter**

cloudburst#0
@dire pebble

**Harpooner**

blueturbo47#0
@obsidian light

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:24 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:24 UTC

[cobalt laurel]

@patent gazelle damn I drew too slowly

[noble sun]

F

[dire pebble]

oh come on

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

HARPOONED - Case #2080

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:24 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:24 UTC

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

MISSED

Cloudburst gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[obsidian light]

xdx

[keen heron]

Did people get revived

[dire pebble]

yes

[lusty lava]

Strike

[keen heron]

[patent gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cowboy-western-clint-eastwood-gun-gif-14191492

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gourmet (Harpooned)...

MISSED

Gourmet gained a harpoon

Laugh at Avontrod

[cobalt laurel]

Why is avon alive

End them

[patent gazelle]

i killed him

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Staz [Safarist]...

HARPOONED - Case #1180

**Chatter**

realstaz#0
@stable blaze

**Harpooner**

dalekcraft#0
@tulip jay

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC

[patent gazelle]

but its rigged against me

so he survived

[upbeat flint]

ok

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

MISSED

Avontrod gained a harpoon

Laugh at CrashCubeZeroOne

[cobalt laurel]

roll you are dead

[fallen stump]

I still have 0 fucking harpoons AAAAAA

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

HARPOONED - Case #3540

**Chatter**

avontrod#0
@halcyon dove

**Harpooner**

darktenebris#0
@upbeat flint

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC

[tulip jay]

yippee

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ....

HARPOONED - Case #5980

**Chatter**

bruh_bruh_bruh_bruh#0
@halcyon arrow

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC

[grave wagon]

Deserved, playing LoL

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #14921

**Chatter**

avontrod#0
@halcyon dove

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC

A harpoon approaches g0urra the magnanimous [Nereist]...

MISSED

g0urra gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[upbeat flint]

the job is done

[rancid violet]

make sure to catch it

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches g0urra the magnanimous [Nereist]...

HARPOONED - Case #5480

**Chatter**

g0urra#0
@fallen stump

**Harpooner**

lotus.py#0
@chilly thorn

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:25 UTC

[rancid violet]

there you go

[halcyon dove]

delta

you're alive

[chilly thorn]

NO

[halcyon dove]

kill gourmet

I've killed flesh and eroll

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches aoi...

HARPOONED - Case #4847

**Chatter**

willoweee_.#0
@outer scroll

**Harpooner**

crashcubezeroone#0
@noble sun

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:26 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:26 UTC

[mint wyvern]

ive had no harpoons for the past 3hrs

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pizza Zeppelin...

MISSED

Emuz gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[upbeat flint]

i only kill if it's funny

[fallen stump]

well I'm dead now

so

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Lotus...

MISSED

Lotus gained a harpoon

Laugh at Rei that wants to explode

[halcyon dove]

he's on the leaderboard

[upbeat flint]

and?

[noble sun]

@outer scroll happy birthday

[chilly thorn]

I TRIED TI GIVE YOU A HARPOON

[cobalt laurel]

Didn't gourmet give up

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pizza Zeppelin...

MISSED

Emuz gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[halcyon dove]

you need to ruin his day

[cobalt laurel]

And go to sleeb

[gusty pulsar]

oh right, i'm harpoonless

[halcyon dove]

simple rule of life

[lusty lava]

Can I just throw a harpoon into the air and see where it lands?

[wet kite]

I have seen alot of Neuro emotes in NASA’s twitch chat lmao

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gabriel Cooper (Silly Fella)...

MISSED

Gabriel Cooper gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[keen heron]

[rancid violet]

catch!

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mars (Half-Life 3 in 2026)...

HARPOONED - Case #11792

**Chatter**

newmer48#0
@wet kite

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:27 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:27 UTC

[upbeat flint]

but i already ruined your

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Primal Cookie...

HARPOONED - Case #9019

**Chatter**

primalcookie#0
@rancid violet

**Harpooner**

femboysaredible#0
@grave wagon

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:27 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:27 UTC

[halcyon dove]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Primal Cookie...

MISSED

Primal Cookie gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gabriel Cooper

[gusty pulsar]

thank tou :)

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches OCDHI...

MISSED

OCDHI gained a harpoon

Laugh at Lotus

[fallen stump]

@dire pebble can you let me throw one last harpoon

[rancid violet]

F

[gusty pulsar]

oh

[upbeat flint]

also they still don't let me harpoon myself which is fucked up

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches nam...

MISSED

nam gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

A harpoon approaches 趙一萬❤️💜...

MISSED

趙一萬❤️💜 gained a harpoon

Laugh at CrashCubeZeroOne

[lusty lava]

Neuro getting sent into space

[halcyon dove]

someone kill gourmet pls

[wet kite]

@supple meadow :FRIC- nah actually. Fuck you.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches aoi...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #16980

**Chatter**

willoweee_.#0
@outer scroll

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:28 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:28 UTC

[gusty pulsar]

how is this even possible

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

MISSED

IBrinDoom08 gained a harpoon

Laugh at CrashCubeZeroOne

[cobalt laurel]

Reminder to cleanse bot channel

[indigo stone]

alright good night NN and to anyone watching Artemis II, we are so back

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Tatsu...

HARPOONED - Case #6856

**Chatter**

Tatsu#8792
@viral sun

**Harpooner**

ultra_phonic#0
@ivory lion

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:28 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:28 UTC

[tulip jay]

oyasumi

oh hell yeah kill tatsu

YEAH

[patent gazelle]

I killed gourmet tho

why is he alive

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches CrashCubeZeroOne...

HARPOONED - Case #7570

**Chatter**

crashcubezeroone#0
@noble sun

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:28 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:28 UTC

[patent gazelle]

????

[tulip jay]

YES ‼️

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches スクイッドドインク(#2 潜伏者)...

MISSED

SquiddInx gained a harpoon

Laugh at Renobel

[patent gazelle]

two of my kills just didnt work?

[ivory lion]

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

[surreal needle]

[halcyon dove]

I killed you and you're very dead

[noble sun]

oh well

[remote kelp]

:(

[humble grail]

My bobot is rapidly improving ↓

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #202

**Chatter**

vedal#0
@urban marsh

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:29 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:29 UTC

[halcyon dove]

pretty sure you killed right as they rolled in a new revive wave

[restive kelp]

Supikip

[tulip jay]

pre'y cool

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Clown...

HARPOONED - Case #6348

**Chatter**

dalekcraft#0
@tulip jay

**Harpooner**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:29 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:29 UTC

[tulip jay]

Supikip!

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pizza Zeppelin...

HARPOONED - Case #18914

**Chatter**

emuz#0
@misty geyser

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:30 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:30 UTC

[surreal needle]

[tulip jay]

OH SON OF A BITCH

[halcyon dove]

yune

[patent gazelle]

[halcyon dove]

yune

yune

[tulip jay]

june how could you

[surreal needle]

avonm

[halcyon dove]

kill Gourmet for me

pls

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #14150

**Chatter**

NeuroBot#5822
@ionic holly

**Harpooner**

femboysaredible#0
@grave wagon

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:30 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:30 UTC

A harpoon approaches Gourmet (Harpooned)...

MISSED

Gourmet gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[keen heron]

Revive pls I have double pack a punched ray gun

[grave wagon]

Eheh

[supple meadow]

Okay

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gourmet (Harpooned)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #14815

**Chatter**

gourmet#0
@rigid meteor

**Harpooner**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:31 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:31 UTC

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

HARPOONED - Case #14416

**Chatter**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Harpooner**

femboysaredible#0
@grave wagon

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:31 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:31 UTC

A harpoon approaches Gourmet (Harpooned)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #6671

**Chatter**

gourmet#0
@rigid meteor

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:31 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:31 UTC

[halcyon dove]

and there we have it

[humble grail]

While I'm here

[surreal needle]

literally 5 for 5 holy fuck

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches apotat...

HARPOONED - Case #551

**Chatter**

poisonpotato4211#0
@hard kayak

**Harpooner**

simplep0tato#0
@humble grail

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:31 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:31 UTC

[halcyon dove]

#4 all dead

[noble sun]

thank you

[keen heron]

[cobalt laurel]

A rocket is about to fly to the moon

[tulip jay]

too silly to comprehend

[patent gazelle]

res me i got robbed twice

[supple meadow]

Damn it

[tulip jay]

is that so

[grave wagon]

Eheheh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nxyover...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #308

**Chatter**

nyxover_44057#0
@cobalt laurel

**Harpooner**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:32 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:32 UTC

[cobalt laurel]

You have 3 minutes to sneak Evil on board

[rigid meteor]

I woke up for toilet and people are conspiring against me here

[iron tundra]

/cupsama

[rigid meteor]

I see how it is

[tulip jay]

superJune more like super 'poon

[halcyon dove]

your kills still count

[tulip jay]

[surreal needle]

6 for 6

[grave wagon]

Rat

[cobalt laurel]

You got jumped

[iron tundra]

No

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ytStyR...

HARPOONED - Case #5281

**Chatter**

rytsty#0
@iron tundra

**Harpooner**

femboysaredible#0
@grave wagon

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:32 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:32 UTC

[fallen stump]

that's not harpooned role

oh there we go

[iron tundra]

Fuck

[tulip jay]

go june

[halcyon dove]

top 5 all dead

[grave wagon]

Rat

[manic hazel]

no harpoons
some people please supply me

[surreal needle]

nyx you didn't have the role when I harpooned u

[halcyon dove]

I believe in you, yune

[iron tundra]

I had one harpoon FUCK

[surreal needle]

mb

[grave wagon]

I gochu

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Kaionacho...

HARPOONED - Case #16569

**Chatter**

kaionacho#0
@manic hazel

**Harpooner**

femboysaredible#0
@grave wagon

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:33 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:33 UTC

[cobalt laurel]

Yeah idk what happened

[pulsar narwhal]

Moon

[supple meadow]

As long as I’m still top 5 at the end I’m happy

[grave wagon]

Erm

[cobalt laurel]

Eroll murked me

[grave wagon]

Oops

[iron tundra]

Ermetic Ermers

[manic hazel]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Rei (Real Vedal Fumo)...

HARPOONED - Case #19541

**Chatter**

femboysaredible#0
@grave wagon

**Harpooner**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:33 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:33 UTC

[fickle patrol]

Love all the Neuro emotes on the NASA Artemis II Twitch stream, also special shoutout to this guy

[grave wagon]

NOOO

[surreal needle]

[cobalt laurel]

Rocket in 90 seconds

[iron tundra]

@river rapids

[grave wagon]

My reign of tyranny has ended...

[rigid meteor]

Mods revive me so I can throw harpoons at the cowards who conspired against me

[tulip jay]

wait i need to see the neuro emotes on the nasa stream

[cobalt laurel]

Mods broadcast Neuro and Evil onto the rocket

[halcyon dove]

god damn

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches j0ker...

HARPOONED - Case #2241

**Chatter**

joker_jd#0
@meager crest

**Harpooner**

moreducks#0
@crude lintel

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:34 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:34 UTC

[cobalt laurel]

There's a ton

[tulip jay]

i didn't even know nasa had a twitch account

[halcyon dove]

does yune have a special modifier or smth

[river rapids]

:)

[fallen stump]

sorry offtopic but

[crude lintel]

Gottem

[river rapids]

Also hi rat

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Duck on Neuro's Head...

HARPOONED - Case #3106

**Chatter**

moreducks#0
@crude lintel

**Harpooner**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:34 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:34 UTC

[crude lintel]

How dare

[surreal needle]

WHAT

what is going on

[cobalt laurel]

[manic hazel]

harpoon fest

[crude lintel]

#mod-announcements We can harpoon each other

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches SuprSBG (Superzpbk to Neur)...

HARPOONED - Case #18532

**Chatter**

suprsbg#0
@river rapids

**Harpooner**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:35 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:35 UTC

[halcyon dove]

yune how many do you have left

[noble sun]

it's a warzone

[keen heron]

[cobalt laurel]

[noble sun]

and we're all dead

[halcyon dove]

DAMN

DAMN

[patent gazelle]

at least june has slimed out the competition

[surreal needle]

I am literally the goat bro

[keen heron]

Darn that

[halcyon dove]

MY GOAT

[surreal needle]

wtf

[patent gazelle]

holy

[halcyon dove]

I NEVER DOUBTED YOU

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches superJune_...

MISSED

superJune_ gained a harpoon

Laugh at Cranberry

[rigid meteor]

Eroll the coward attacked me while I was sleeping

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches superJune_...

MISSED

superJune_ gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ultra_Phonic

[patent gazelle]

cryyy about it

copeeee

[keen heron]

SLIME HIM OUT

[rigid meteor]

That is your name from now on.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches superJune_...

HARPOONED - Case #18635

**Chatter**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Harpooner**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:36 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:36 UTC

[patent gazelle]

JUNE

KILL HIM

[grave wagon]

ZAMN

[halcyon dove]

MY GOAAAAAAATTT

[keen heron]

JUNE KILL HIM

HURRY

[supple meadow]

Mods give us the leaderboard again

[hard kayak]

wow when da revive

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches superJune_...

MISSED

superJune_ gained a harpoon

Laugh at Kyrix

[tulip jay]

JUNE NO

[halcyon dove]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\

[patent gazelle]

NOOO

[tulip jay]

june my beloved

[proper lodge]

Awkward someone got him first.

[surreal needle]

damnnn still on cooldown

[halcyon dove]

yune

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cranberry...

HARPOONED - Case #17147

**Chatter**

cranberrygaming#0
@woven minnow

**Harpooner**

ultra_phonic#0
@ivory lion

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:36 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:36 UTC

[rigid meteor]

Anyway

[surreal needle]

good run though

[halcyon dove]

our Gojo

[rigid meteor]

Good night agaib

[cobalt laurel]

Chat was someone able to get Neuro and Evil on the Artemis rocket

[halcyon dove]

cut down too soon

[rigid meteor]

N

[cobalt laurel]

gn gourmet

[tulip jay]

oyasumi

[woven minnow]

should have waited till all of you killed each other

[neon musk]

I now have much blood on my hands

[ivory lion]

That's what I did

[proper lodge]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Kyrix...

MISSED

Kyrix gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ultra_Phonic

[cobalt laurel]

Neuro and Evil

[fallow plinth]

NN I'm going to sleep. Goodnight.

[cobalt laurel]

gn

[tulip jay]

oyasumi

[primal hazel]

Yep

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Ultra_Phonic...

MISSED

Ultra_Phonic gained a harpoon

Laugh at Fennyka

[primal hazel]

Neuro is cute

[cobalt laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meisho-doto-meme-doto-true-uma-musume-doto-gif-13474747678701692224

[tulip jay]

[surreal needle]

when we get revived we are So back

[shy bough]

Did anyone watch the new staz clip?

[halcyon dove]

yuperYune
my goat of goats

[zinc quest]

[tulip jay]

holy shit pin the penguin

[grave wagon]

we are fried

[surreal needle]

penguin

[tulip jay]

[fallen stump]

I interrupt your neurons to announce we have liftoff

[hard kayak]

neuro

[keen heron]

[tulip jay]

classic emote

[grave wagon]

Neurorocket when

[tulip jay]

when was the last time anyone sent that

[remote delta]

[fallen stump]

holy

[primal hazel]

[surreal needle]

<- very evil

[tulip jay]

oi chat this is neurotic neurons, not, uh,

i don't have a good pun

go to #general-network

[fallen stump]

we don't talk about that place

[wet kite]

I was watching

[primal hazel]

[sharp sandal]

neuroticizing my neurons

[vague vector]

[surreal needle]

[cobalt laurel]

Genchat being based for once and talking about something cool

[wet kite]

There were like 90 separate chats that had Neuro emotes in the NASA chat

[analog lava]

thanks for reminding me, paused my stalker gameplay for this

[keen heron]

When was the last time this peam was sent

[primal hazel]

I believe neuro will be more popular than Ghandi in few weeks

[iron tundra]

Buh

[surreal needle]

huB

[iron tundra]

Guhndi

[wet kite]

Not even the coolest thing ever will make me chat in gen.

[keen heron]

tar

[primal hazel]

In a few months she will be more popular than Jackson

[iron tundra]

Not a rat

[wet kite]

Buhtar

[cobalt laurel]

Mods can I get a revive I need to harpoon someone out of joy for the artemis launch

[keen heron]

tar a ton

[remote delta]

https://tenor.com/view/portals-portal-space-gif-4741395

[fierce beacon]

Hello again you stupid stinky IDIOTS

Todays karaoke was really good and I liked it

[iron tundra]

Juhckson

[primal hazel]

In a year she will be more popular than the pop

[iron tundra]

Shut the fuck up

[tulip jay]

kawakaze isn't here anymore so that image is outdated

[narrow spade]

15 minutes and this event will be gone

[remote delta]

the pop

[rigid meteor]

Mods, I cant sleep since these people reminded me of artemis launch

[halcyon dove]

you're supposed to say it's bad

[rigid meteor]

Revive me

[iron tundra]

You're outdated

[keen heron]

[tulip jay]

I am The Clown.

[fierce beacon]

Silence festering rodent

[wet kite]

Hey dude. That’s not nice language.

[iron tundra]

You're only a fool

[supple meadow]

I’m goated unless proven otherwise

[remote delta]

so sad he died of lugma

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Dandy...

HARPOONED - Case #595

**Chatter**

bikkko_#0
@narrow spade

**Harpooner**

extraserval#0
@proper lodge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:45 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:45 UTC

[primal hazel]

In 2 years she will be more popular than Messi

[tulip jay]

who the hell is steve jobs

[remote delta]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[keen heron]

need new one

[abstract ginkgo]

Good night, everyone!! Good night to myself in case no one sees this. Baibai!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1489000875241377812/1489000875920724071/Ijustwannascream.gif

[keen heron]

When’s the great revive of NN

[cobalt laurel]

gn

[wet kite]

Never

[primal hazel]

Bad night

[tulip jay]

oyasumi

[noble sun]

tomorrow

[narrow spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[tulip jay]

wait did pb bring back v1 for this song

[analog lava]

[remote delta]

I can't wait to ask evil about the current event that is happening

[fierce beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1487380802911207588/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_1.gif

[tulip jay]

i did not watch the stream today

[halcyon arrow]

square

[remote delta]

yes

[primal hazel]

In 3 years she will be more popular Goku

[tulip jay]

it deserves nothing more

[serene ginkgo]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbmoxOHdieTM4a2ZkaGs0d2dkOGRpcm84eHM3YXNlNHlndTUzbm9lNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/dQ3DNDXGfDTTScQsMU/giphy.gif

[iron tundra]

You're a clown for a reason

[iron tundra]

Guhku

[tulip jay]

you act as if you know that reason

drink glue

[keen heron]

The great rat knows all

[tulip jay]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ǝunʇdǝN...

HARPOONED - Case #14815

**Chatter**

neptune_en#0
@vague vector

**Harpooner**

12emin34#0
@sharp sandal

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:47 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:47 UTC

[keen heron]

Except one thing for some reason

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 3 cookies! | I've received 308478 cookies total!

[iron tundra]

[patent gazelle]

I'm in the house like carpet

[tulip jay]

was today's karaoke full of ass songs

that's peam

[iron tundra]

I'm in the house like cupsama

[patent gazelle]

[primal hazel]

In 5 years she will be the only popular person on earth. Wait..

[supple meadow]

Ping me when mods post the updated leaderboard please

[iron tundra]

You're calling Never Gonna Give You Up ass?

[patent gazelle]

The Clown simply does not understand

[tulip jay]

i was only aware of that one persona song and thick of it

[iron tundra]

Stupid

[remote delta]

not all of them were, some were actually good, there was a weird al song, the twins sang just a tribute by tenacious d with altered lyrics

[primal hazel]

Be a nice rat

[patent gazelle]

Listen to tribute

genuinely really good song

[tulip jay]

which weird al song

[remote delta]

hardware store

[keen heron]

He needs his cheese

[surreal needle]

jah

[primal hazel]

🧀

[noble sun]

I can't believe Crelly's subathon is ending soon

[keen heron]

here ya go rat

[noble sun]

It'll be an end of an era

[tulip jay]

how long has it been going

[analog lava]

171 days is crazy

[iron tundra]

I'm not a rat

[noble sun]

since summer

[iron tundra]

Suhmmuh

[tulip jay]

damn

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Leanfrog, Harpoon Tyrant...

MISSED

Leanfrog gained a harpoon

Laugh at 12emin34

[surreal needle]

neuro

[tulip jay]

almost a whole year then

[primal hazel]

Why would a rat abandon his identity

[proper lodge]

[vague vector]

Who harpooned me???

[iron tundra]

Hi I rar xdx.rar

[keen heron]

Everyone

[primal hazel]

NN how do you feel liking a very cute vtuber while you are ugly

[keen heron]

Epic

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pollo (Genius)...

HARPOONED - Case #9848

**Chatter**

caca_con_polloby2009#0
@weary snow

**Harpooner**

12emin34#0
@sharp sandal

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 22:53 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 22:53 UTC

[rigid meteor]

Try sleeping challenge: impossible

[proper lodge]

I wouldn't know.

[rigid meteor]

the reminder of the artemist woke me up

I can't sleep ever

[somber robin]

Nothing major, I already know that

[noble sun]

oh wait, longer actually. Neuro raided Crelly in May, which caused the swarm to raise her timer to 2000+ hours. It started in April. It's almost been a whole year

[rigid meteor]

what has been almost year?

[keen heron]

Mods! he hates Neuro and Evil, let me harpoon him

[somber robin]

Crelly subathon

[rigid meteor]

lul

[noble sun]

Crelly's subathon

[rigid meteor]

that is quite something

[surreal needle]

how would it feel thinking you're ugly but being called cute because of your vtuber model and voice

[somber robin]

RP and see what it feels

[keen heron]

I thought you were going to bed

[rigid meteor]

the reminder of the artemis woke me up fully

it's so exciting

[somber robin]

We need evil nod but this artstyle

[lavish void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1457108237252825248/SPOILER_Eliv_Hip_Roll-2.gif

[surreal needle]

[somber robin]

I'm

[plain jacinth]

I'm hungry

[azure current]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

goodnight

[cobalt laurel]

Eat the humans heading for the moon

[covert fjord]

hi hungry im Kokes

[plain jacinth]

April fools ends in like 2 mins in Bri ain

1

[fathom meteor]

I'd harpoon you to sleep, but I have none

[serene ginkgo]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbmoxOHdieTM4a2ZkaGs0d2dkOGRpcm84eHM3YXNlNHlndTUzbm9lNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/dQ3DNDXGfDTTScQsMU/giphy.gif

[gusty pulsar]

no more harpoon 😔

[plain jacinth]

Hi jokes, I'm Zorb

[tulip jay]

that nickname

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gabriel Cooper (Silly Fella)...

HARPOONED - Case #584

**Chatter**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Harpooner**

kokes#0
@covert fjord

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 23:0 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 23:0 UTC

[covert fjord]

not my name

[plain jacinth]

*kokes

[gusty pulsar]

bro

[plain jacinth]

Autocorrect

[gusty pulsar]

i don't even have harpoons

[covert fjord]

i gotcha gabe :P

oh i thought u wanted to be harpooned

whoops

[solid lance]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1484021892825481217/evil_naruto.gif

[gusty pulsar]

oh, i was replying to april fools being amlost over

idc tbh

the consequences to bieng harpooned don't matter if you don't have harpoons lol

[plain jacinth]

Mods wheres the power hour

[proper lodge]

[halcyon dove]