neurotic-neurons

[tired thistle]

AAA

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

MISSED

IBrinDoom08 gained a harpoon

Laugh at DerEineHalt

[velvet trellis]

I think I put on appropriate music for myself to witness this.

[turbid wasp]

I joined late. Hehe

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

HARPOONED - Case #506

**Chatter**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Harpooner**

dereinehalt#0
@graceful holly

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:46 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:46 UTC

[mint wyvern]

new leaf and harpooned!!

[tired thistle]

Go on what r u listening to?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Splitzblue [Neuro's Boy]...

HARPOONED - Case #4800

**Chatter**

splitzblue#0
@velvet trellis

**Harpooner**

shiro_nya#0
@neat sail

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:46 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:46 UTC

[uncut geyser]

Sunday is close

[wet kite]

I’m on mobile and can’t see the leaf :(

[eternal crescent]

Uk song

[grizzled flume]

THAT WAS MY SUGGESTION LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[velvet trellis]

Varlamore's Sunset from Old-School RuneScape.

[turbid wasp]

NeuroSoPeak

[tired thistle]

Me too lmao

[wet kite]

How long until the harpoon goes away

[stable linden]

Wdym

[supple meadow]

@median fractal we are both dead now

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1409964768462372934/NewMeow-ezgif.com-overlay.gif

[velvet trellis]

Also, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

[dense shadow]

I was not expecting it to be that genre of music with that name.

[stable linden]

Das ur friend ?

[grizzled flume]

for those who dont know:
the lyrics are literally about brushing teeth

[supple meadow]

yes

[grizzled flume]

there is no play of words

[median fractal]

@supple meadow deserved

[grizzled flume]

it's literally that

[uncut geyser]

Bath day

[velvet trellis]

SHIRO! I'M GONNA FUCKING GET YOU!

[delicate saffron]

I have no harpoon im effectivly dead

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459283604164182083/1459283641501745396/evilAss.gif

[turbid wasp]

AHHHHHH

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Joker_smasher (neuro said)...

MISSED

smasher_zed888 gained a harpoon

Laugh at vasco

[weak fable]

what is this disney villain music 😆

[patent gazelle]

my reign of terror..

[neat sail]

@quartz prairie you hear this?

[delicate saffron]

Thanks

[plain jacinth]

Hi chat

[graceful holly]

Skill issue

[tired thistle]

SERVES YOU RIGHT

[patent gazelle]

[fathom topaz]

brush your teeth

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #11827

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

carrotena#0
@wicked lake

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:48 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:48 UTC

[golden sundial]

[weak fable]

Hi Zorb

[graceful holly]

Happy Birthday @quartz prairie

[quartz prairie]

hi

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #10771

**Chatter**

eroll#0
@patent gazelle

**Harpooner**

smasher_zed888#0
@delicate saffron

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:48 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:48 UTC

[weak fable]

I already did

[wicked lake]

Lmao

Rip camimi

[vital relic]

[turbid wasp]

YOU'RE GOING DOWN TOO

[fathom topaz]

again

[wicked lake]

Git gud

[weary ocean]

Happy birthday @neat sail

[velvet trellis]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Carrotena [True Evilist]...

MISSED

Carrotena gained a harpoon

Laugh at DerEineHalt

[livid geode]

like this one

[tired thistle]

I already got harpooned what are you talking about

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

HARPOONED - Case #3120

**Chatter**

dereinehalt#0
@graceful holly

**Harpooner**

meowpilledd#0
@short stratus

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:49 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:49 UTC

[fathom topaz]

This feels like NEuro is on drugs

[wicked lake]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Carrotena [True Evilist]...

MISSED

Carrotena gained a harpoon

Laugh at DerEineHalt

[woeful apex]

[weary ocean]

[shut socket]

Brush your teeth

[graceful holly]

[turbid wasp]

IM HARPOONED

[fathom topaz]

no

[wet kite]

Uh oh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

HARPOONED - Case #14265

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

smasher_zed888#0
@delicate saffron

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:49 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:49 UTC

[frosty pivot]

Brush your harpoons

[wicked lake]

[turbid wasp]

AHHHHHGH

[graceful holly]

FUCK YOU NEUROBOT
Two misses on carrotena

[wet kite]

How long until the harpoon goes away

[tired thistle]

WHEN DID I GET 6 HARPOONS

[quartz prairie]

[graceful holly]

take the harpoons and use them wisely

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Carrotena [True Evilist]...

MISSED

Carrotena gained a harpoon

Laugh at vasco

[wicked lake]

But Camila was already dead, i got her

[eternal crescent]

Thick of it duet waiting room

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

HARPOONED - Case #12424

**Chatter**

shiro_nya#0
@neat sail

**Harpooner**

splitzblue#0
@velvet trellis

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:50 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:50 UTC

[short stratus]

goddamn

[rancid violet]

Me personally I would just dodge the harpoons

[short stratus]

I have 1 harpoon left

[wicked lake]

Thanks for the harpoons, nerds

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #3824

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

siansan#0
@grizzled flume

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:50 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:50 UTC

[turbid wasp]

YOU GET 5 TO START, I missed one. So you have 6

[dense shadow]

Never hurts to be safe.

[supple meadow]

can I have a revive so i can kill @median fractal again

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Millietwinkolus...

MISSED

Millietwinkolus gained a harpoon

Laugh at Anonimas

[wet kite]

OH NO

[weary ocean]

@neat sail Give this one your birthday role for the full effect

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #13231

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

siansan#0
@grizzled flume

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:50 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:50 UTC

[shut socket]

If it really is today it will be last song you have a ways to go

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vasco...

HARPOONED - Case #1287

**Chatter**

meowpilledd#0
@short stratus

**Harpooner**

peliaz#0
@forest socket

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:50 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:50 UTC

[delicate saffron]

Who want harpoon like really

[stable linden]

Welp I gotta now cosplay for 2 days as evil

[short stratus]

I want a harpoon

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Millietwinkolus...

HARPOONED - Case #19051

**Chatter**

lolbitfan1234#0
@turbid wasp

**Harpooner**

.mallory.#0
@tired thistle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC

[dire pebble]

give it a bit we're doing a mass revive

[frosty pivot]

hey can i get some harpoons, I also wish to harpoon camila

[wet kite]

YEAHHHHHHHHHH

[weary ocean]

pogs

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vasco...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #10481

**Chatter**

meowpilledd#0
@short stratus

**Harpooner**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC

[wet kite]

OH SHIT

[short stratus]

aw damn it

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches faith(believer)...

MISSED

faith gained a harpoon

Laugh at Newmer48

[gusty pulsar]

brushy time is kinda cute lol

[halcyon dove]

how did you die

[tired thistle]

@turbid wasp I got you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vasco...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #4368

**Chatter**

meowpilledd#0
@short stratus

**Harpooner**

smasher_zed888#0
@delicate saffron

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC

[shut socket]

Hmm

[wet kite]

FUCK

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cerber ♡ [Vice-President of NN]...

HARPOONED - Case #14995

**Chatter**

cerbervt#0
@fringe thunder

**Harpooner**

thatgirlallison#0
@near remnant

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC

[wet kite]

GIMMIE AMMO I NEED TO KILL FAITH

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil...

MISSED

Evil gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[tender gyro]

this is why masterlinxx got banned btw

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

HARPOONED - Case #3685

**Chatter**

eroll#0
@patent gazelle

**Harpooner**

avontrod#0
@halcyon dove

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:51 UTC

[short stratus]

im already dead stopp

[dire pebble]

got harpooned

[narrow spade]

Mods stop reviving people

[frosty pivot]

Noooo they got cerber

[wet kite]

NOOOO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches o...

MISSED

fleshwretch gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gabriel Cooper

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

HARPOONED - Case #14841

**Chatter**

avontrod#0
@halcyon dove

**Harpooner**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC

[turbid wasp]

NOOOOO

[near remnant]

I GOT CERBY LOL

[patent gazelle]

bro

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #17544

**Chatter**

avontrod#0
@halcyon dove

**Harpooner**

fleshwretch#0
@woeful apex

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC

[patent gazelle]

really

[supple meadow]

When did mods gain mortality?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches o...

MISSED

fleshwretch gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gabriel Cooper

[dire pebble]

then the event would last like 3 minutes at most

[tired thistle]

YESSS

[delicate saffron]

Dang

[patent gazelle]

didnt get a single harpoon

first throw

[mint wyvern]

revive?

[cobalt laurel]

:broke:

[patent gazelle]

[mint wyvern]

YOO

[dire pebble]

when i stripped them of it

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pluoni...

HARPOONED - Case #3450

**Chatter**

thatgirlallison#0
@near remnant

**Harpooner**

doggoborkgood#0
@frosty pivot

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC

A harpoon approaches Gabriel Cooper (Silly Fella)...

MISSED

Gabriel Cooper gained a harpoon

Laugh at fleshwretch

[dire pebble]

anyway can someone harpoon me again

[sinful sparrow]

Why did Neuro put parenthesis on "talk"? LMAO.

[gusty pulsar]

💀

[pulsar cloud]

When will we harpoon vedal

[velvet trellis]

I guess we're fighting the mods and admins now.

[worn wadi]

let me kill you then

[wet kite]

[short stratus]

where's the 8 harpoons i asked for

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[dire pebble]

it was bad timing that we did a revive all and i got harpooned

[dull ocean]

wait let me give you some harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gabriel Cooper (Silly Fella)...

HARPOONED - Case #10498

**Chatter**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Harpooner**

fleshwretch#0
@woeful apex

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC

[frosty pivot]

For cerber!

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches o...

MISSED

fleshwretch gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gabriel Cooper

[near remnant]

I don't have any harpoons left....

[eternal crescent]

Time to throw pogchamp

[cobalt laurel]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nxyover...

MISSED

Nyxover gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[tender gyro]

imma harpoon crelly

[winged latch]

:(

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Berserker...

HARPOONED - Case #17430

**Chatter**

wantalooksee#0
@median fractal

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:52 UTC

[velvet trellis]

A war has started between the NN and the Staff.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

MISSED

Cloudburst gained a harpoon

Laugh at DerEineHalt

[gusty pulsar]

what is my aim today

[split marlin]

FREAKING BANGER

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Shiakusa...

MISSED

Shiakusa gained a harpoon

Laugh at Basil

[keen niche]

PEEAK

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches crelly...

HARPOONED - Case #9103

**Chatter**

crelly#0
@jolly void

**Harpooner**

monkeyrangler2#0
@tender gyro

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:53 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:53 UTC

[patent gazelle]

banger alertttt

[rancid violet]

@cobalt laurel there you go

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

HARPOONED - Case #9170

**Chatter**

cloudburst#0
@dire pebble

**Harpooner**

dereinehalt#0
@graceful holly

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:53 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:53 UTC

[golden sundial]

Wait noway

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #1923

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

siansan#0
@grizzled flume

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:53 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:53 UTC

[tender gyro]

I GOT CRELLY

[cobalt laurel]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

MISSED

DerEineHalt gained a harpoon

Laugh at 3tbarn3z

[keen niche]

playing persona 3 with neuro singing in the back is a vibe

[dire pebble]

thank you

[supple meadow]

@median fractal i got you again

[tender gyro]

BIG MILK IS NO MORE

[tired thistle]

@turbid wasp THAT IS NOT WHITE LILY ANYMORE

[graceful holly]

Cloud is gone

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nxyover...

MISSED

Nyxover gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ligharx

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[turbid wasp]

HAHAHAH

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches mini ♡ >⩊<...

MISSED

mini ♡ >⩊< gained a harpoon

Laugh at Salty

[turbid wasp]

APRIL FOOLS

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 3tbarn3z...

MISSED

3tbarn3z gained a harpoon

Laugh at Oxygen5122019

[shut socket]

Someone kill Aquwa

[tired thistle]

YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

HARPOONED - Case #8636

**Chatter**

francisco_leon_#0
@night wedge

**Harpooner**

kurokatana94#0
@fathom meteor

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC

[halcyon dove]

res me pls

[turbid wasp]

WATCH ME

[bold parrot]

peakkkkk

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #5540

**Chatter**

cloudburst#0
@dire pebble

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC

[velvet trellis]

Good idea.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #11006

**Chatter**

cloudburst#0
@dire pebble

**Harpooner**

n1amor#0
@azure python

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC

[fathom meteor]

HA

[graceful holly]

Harpooned the new leaf @night wedge

[grizzled flume]

why do I have a 100% hit chance against camila

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mr.JDK (anxious)...

MISSED

Mr.JDK gained a harpoon

Laugh at 3tbarn3z

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[wet kite]

Still no harpoons

[grizzled flume]

nvm

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Oxygen5122019...

MISSED

Oxygen5122019 gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mike

[sterile badge]

I have only 1, uuh

[undone hemlock]

dont worry i gotchu

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #4491

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

siansan#0
@grizzled flume

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC

A harpoon approaches 3tbarn3z...

HARPOONED - Case #19226

**Chatter**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Harpooner**

oxygen5122019#0
@worn wadi

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:54 UTC

[rose pebble]

OMG DEPECHE MODE

[dire pebble]

i wonder how many harpoons camila has

[wet kite]

Wait wha

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #1776

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

siansan#0
@grizzled flume

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC

**User Override**

**User**

@weak heath

**Chance**

no override, using <@&1127037809564327946> with 0.5

**Harpoons left**

26

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

MISSED

DerEineHalt gained a harpoon

Laugh at CoCoColin12

[dire pebble]

26

[velvet trellis]

Wait. Can I harpoon myself?

[halcyon dove]

can I alive pls

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #9523

**Chatter**

shiro_nya#0
@neat sail

**Harpooner**

cj.master#0
@golden sundial

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC

[zenith harbor]

doesnt work

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mars (Half-Life 3 in 2026)...

MISSED

Newmer48 gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ligharx

[rugged cedar]

bruh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

A harpoon approaches Evil...

HARPOONED - Case #2928

**Chatter**

Evil#9473
@viscid mountain

**Harpooner**

doggoborkgood#0
@frosty pivot

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC

[worn wadi]

i see you

[rugged cedar]

I AINT GIVING UP

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Dodo8071795...

HARPOONED - Case #9168

**Chatter**

dodo8071795#0
@zenith harbor

**Harpooner**

mrjdk24#0
@shut socket

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC

[weary ocean]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

HARPOONED - Case #13793

**Chatter**

dereinehalt#0
@graceful holly

**Harpooner**

cococolin12#0
@rugged cedar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:55 UTC

[zenith harbor]

[wet kite]

I WILL KILL FAITH WITH MY SINGULAR HARPOON.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[frosty pivot]

I GOT ELIV

[zenith harbor]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Oxygen5122019...

MISSED

Oxygen5122019 gained a harpoon

Laugh at fleshwretch

[rugged cedar]

AHAH YES

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

MISSED

DerEineHalt gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[pulsar cloud]

Is vedal immortal

[dull ocean]

@wet kite here you go, I trust you will hit it

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Dodo8071795...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #12684

**Chatter**

dodo8071795#0
@zenith harbor

**Harpooner**

oxygen5122019#0
@worn wadi

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC

A harpoon approaches Oxygen5122019...

HARPOONED - Case #17724

**Chatter**

oxygen5122019#0
@worn wadi

**Harpooner**

fleshwretch#0
@woeful apex

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC

A harpoon approaches o...

MISSED

fleshwretch gained a harpoon

Laugh at Dandy

[fathom topaz]

his shell deflects any projectile

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[graceful holly]

if a new user...randomly that is. has the Name "DerEineHalt2"
How many Harpoons would he start with, if the accounts joins now?

Just randomly a new user.....

[rugged cedar]

what does it do to be harpooned?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vio [Council]...

HARPOONED - Case #103

**Chatter**

violezine#0
@stiff gazelle

**Harpooner**

bruh_bruh_bruh_bruh#0
@halcyon arrow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC

A harpoon approaches Dandy...

HARPOONED - Case #1598

**Chatter**

bikkko_#0
@narrow spade

**Harpooner**

fleshwretch#0
@woeful apex

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC

[zenith harbor]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #18183

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

siansan#0
@grizzled flume

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:56 UTC

[rugged cedar]

alot

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Dandy...

MISSED

Dandy gained a harpoon

Laugh at Kuro

[uncut steeple]

You cant harpoon me

[velvet trellis]

Holy fuck we've gone mad with harpoon power.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

A harpoon approaches Dandy...

MISSED

Dandy gained a harpoon

Laugh at Taika

[rancid violet]

You aren’t able to throw any until you get revived

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches o...

HARPOONED - Case #12204

**Chatter**

fleshwretch#0
@woeful apex

**Harpooner**

mrjdk24#0
@shut socket

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:57 UTC

[rancid violet]

And your name becomes white

[fathom meteor]

ono I'm out

[rugged cedar]

o xd

[rancid violet]

That’s really it

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #16708

**Chatter**

camila#0
@weak heath

**Harpooner**

siansan#0
@grizzled flume

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:57 UTC

[golden sundial]

[rugged cedar]

how do u revive someone

[shut socket]

Good

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches o...

MISSED

fleshwretch gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ligharx

[inland cedar]

mods

[woeful apex]

[rancid violet]

Mods do it every now and then

[hidden pond]

..

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[night cave]

i got killed immidiately, i think i was just revived after awhile lol

[inland cedar]

make neuro play league

[hidden pond]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-vedal-neuro-car-neuro-truck-truck-gif-6787616359905343665

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Staz [Safarist]...

HARPOONED - Case #476

**Chatter**

realstaz#0
@stable blaze

**Harpooner**

basil1094#0
@drowsy kiln

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:57 UTC

[wet kite]

STOP THROWING THE COOLDOWN WONT LET ME SHOOT FAITH

[hidden pond]

https://tenor.com/view/neurosama-neuro-neuro-sama-evil-neuro-vedal-gif-5403388162769882915

[near remnant]

When did this place turn into a war zone

[zenith harbor]

mods do it randomly or when you beg them

[worn wadi]

@woeful apex fuck you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Anfer...

HARPOONED - Case #2971

**Chatter**

anferlive#0
@inland cedar

**Harpooner**

siansan#0
@grizzled flume

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:57 UTC

[fathom meteor]

That's it

[graceful holly]

skill issue

[winged latch]

can someone harpoon me i’m curious

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches faith(believer)...

MISSED

faith gained a harpoon

Laugh at Newmer48

[woeful apex]

[rich bone]

Harpooning is under cooldown (2 seconds left).
Harpooning is under cooldown (5 seconds left).
Harpooning is under cooldown (3 seconds left).
Harpooning is under cooldown (4 seconds left).
Nice game Vedal

[wet kite]

YEAHHH

[fathom meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359530258344185876/1467837374384832553/EVNRKiss226-400.gif

[drowsy kiln]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mr.JDK (anxious)...

MISSED

Mr.JDK gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mike

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[wet kite]

FUCK

[fathom topaz]

always has been but now we have harpoons to murder each other

[dull ocean]

50/50 chance never works

[shut socket]

Thank you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Anfer...

MISSED

Anfer gained a harpoon

Laugh at ElWhiteMexicano

[eternal crescent]

This game so ass bruh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches nam...

MISSED

nam gained a harpoon

Laugh at luq

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[halcyon dove]

[rancid violet]

Bro how many harpoons do you have @grizzled flume lol

[near remnant]

MOD BRING ME BACK TO LIFE

[narrow spade]

Holy spam

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Neuro-sama...

MISSED

Neuro-sama gained a harpoon

Laugh at cj

[fathom meteor]

You can't harpoon me

[graceful holly]

MOD
Dont do it

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ᚨᛝᛊᚼ𝕬𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖉𝕺𝖋𝖂.𒀃𓂀𓋹...

HARPOONED - Case #889

**Chatter**

alucardofwalachia#0
@uncut steeple

**Harpooner**

smasher_zed888#0
@delicate saffron

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:58 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:58 UTC

A harpoon approaches Rock...

HARPOONED - Case #10963

**Chatter**

mike012668#0
@eternal crescent

**Harpooner**

ligharx#0
@dull ocean

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:58 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:58 UTC

[grizzled flume]

oh i just ran out

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nova...

MISSED

Nova gained a harpoon

Laugh at Anonimas

[rancid violet]

unlucky

[wet kite]

I wanna harpoon faith

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Can't harpoon me!...

HARPOONED - Case #12852

**Chatter**

kurokatana94#0
@fathom meteor

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:59 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:59 UTC

[fathom meteor]

Don't

[grizzled flume]

mods can I get a supply of harpoons from an unknown sponsor

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mars (Half-Life 3 in 2026)...

HARPOONED - Case #19556

**Chatter**

newmer48#0
@wet kite

**Harpooner**

elwhitemexicano#0
@eternal oar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 18:59 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 18:59 UTC

[pulsar cloud]

I love harpooning people

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches William Afton...

MISSED

Sian-san gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[cold hinge]

Whi

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

MISSED

DerEineHalt gained a harpoon

Laugh at Anonimas

[rancid violet]

here you can have another one

[inland cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-man-gif-5034357823759617786

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Rock...

MISSED

Mike gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mr.JDK

[velvet trellis]

Every staff member is now harpooned. That's crazy.

[grizzled flume]

YOOO ty

[wet kite]

Redbull now sponsors me. Can I get 20 harpoons?

[weary ocean]

How do you all have so many harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[eternal crescent]

How do i throw like 15 harpoons and hit 3 WRR

[wet kite]

WHO SHOT ME?

[fathom meteor]

huh I guess he can

[eternal oar]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

MISSED

Shiro~ gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[grizzled flume]

fuck

[graceful holly]

No, you only get Wings

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Primal Cookie...

MISSED

Primal Cookie gained a harpoon

Laugh at The Miffin Man

[inland cedar]

hi

[wet kite]

you

[golden sundial]

[grizzled flume]

im out of harpoons again

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Fire [HBD Shiro 🎂]...

MISSED

Firecrafter gained a harpoon

Laugh at Pyro

[grizzled flume]

fuck

[fathom meteor]

Wait

[rancid violet]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Daphneeie ^^...

HARPOONED - Case #1431

**Chatter**

daphneeie.rune#0
@rotund rover

**Harpooner**

smasher_zed888#0
@delicate saffron

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:0 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:0 UTC

[fathom meteor]

Neuro bot is harpooned ?!

[velvet trellis]

wdym i can't harpoon myself?

[golden sundial]

Yes fucking go my favourite song

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ElWhiteMexicano [Evilist]...

HARPOONED - Case #14826

**Chatter**

elwhitemexicano#0
@eternal oar

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:0 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:0 UTC

[pulsar cloud]

Can someone give me a harpoon so I can harpoon vanor

[sturdy patio]

Damn, this one is good

[tender gyro]

Second duet

[graceful holly]

<@&1488653283068346499> are loosers

[wet kite]

THE SHIELD IS DOWN HIT VEDAL

[untold ruin]

this one sounds great

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Crimon...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #3549

**Chatter**

crimon_#0
@rose kelp

**Harpooner**

firecrafter28#0
@weary ocean

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:0 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:0 UTC

[grizzled flume]

NOOO I DONT HAVE MY HARPOONS

[rich bone]

0/5 harpoons hit, what are the odds of hitting?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vanorsigma...

MISSED

vanorsigma gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mr.JDK

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[near remnant]

My responses are so slow, is that because I'm dead or the spam?

[eternal crescent]

BatJam ahhh song

[sturdy patio]

I liked it within first 10 seconds, impressive

[zenith harbor]

50%

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Quzek...

MISSED

Anonimas gained a harpoon

Laugh at Primal Cookie

[dense shadow]

50%

[wet kite]

IF WE CAN TAKE DOWN NEURO BOT WE CAN TAKE DOWN VEDAL. SWARM UNITE. WE CAN KILL THE TURTLE

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[weary ocean]

pogs

[north palm]

Classic shuckle defenses

[grizzled flume]

scammed

[delicate saffron]

How about i harpoon new people who will be confused

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vanorsigma...

HARPOONED - Case #16505

**Chatter**

vanorsigma#0
@burnt oar

**Harpooner**

kokes#0
@covert fjord

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:1 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:1 UTC

[supple meadow]

you lied to me

[dire pebble]

neurobot got killed cos it omitted "masterpiece" on a song poll

it had it coming

[rancid violet]

@rich bone now you can go 1/6!

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Quzek...

HARPOONED - Case #10954

**Chatter**

anonimas5#0
@rich bone

**Harpooner**

tuseroni#0
@earnest bison

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:1 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:1 UTC

[grizzled flume]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nova...

HARPOONED - Case #15603

**Chatter**

a_d_nova#0
@fathom topaz

**Harpooner**

bluestar1_1#0
@tall crow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:1 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:1 UTC

[fathom meteor]

[rancid violet]

Or 0/6 lol

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 3tbarn3z...

MISSED

3tbarn3z gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

A harpoon approaches Neuro-sama...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[worn wadi]

alright

[pulsar cloud]

The harpoon economy is dead

[livid geode]

#1488975829005373652 message

[grizzled flume]

WHAT

[velvet trellis]

Ah well...

[livid geode]

rats

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches widjo...

MISSED

widjo gained a harpoon

Laugh at PEliaz

[supple meadow]

im out of harpoons

[dire pebble]

oh you found the immune neuro

[grizzled flume]

SO NOW

[plain jacinth]

Harproon me

[eternal crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-twitch-thinking-horse-streamer-gif-916943367968176356

[grizzled flume]

THEY HAVE BLOCK

[wet kite]

We killed Shiro right?

[fathom topaz]

camila is hoarding them all, smh my head

[stable linden]

Someone harpooned me here wtf I was killing everyone in general chat I still have 21 harpoons

[rich bone]

50%? More like Vedal but 0.5 and thought it will be 50% but in reality it is 0.5%

[grizzled flume]

oh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #10745

**Chatter**

Evil#9473
@viscid mountain

**Harpooner**

bluestar1_1#0
@tall crow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:2 UTC

A harpoon approaches Mars (Half-Life 3 in 2026)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #3596

**Chatter**

newmer48#0
@wet kite

**Harpooner**

jokerking1#0
@fiery estuary

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:2 UTC

[velvet trellis]

Literally, The Man Behind The Slaughter.

[grizzled flume]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Your Mom...

HARPOONED - Case #370

**Chatter**

yourmom2051#0
@final violet

**Harpooner**

themiffinman#0
@north palm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:2 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

wait. they can now be harpooned

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Joker-sama...

MISSED

Joker gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nyuko

[rotund jacinth]

can vedal be harpooned?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #1000

**Chatter**

shiro_nya#0
@neat sail

**Harpooner**

smasher_zed888#0
@delicate saffron

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:3 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:3 UTC

[grizzled flume]

no

[tall crow]

Well I didn't expect that to work again ngl

[wet kite]

Not yet

[delicate saffron]

No sadly

[supple meadow]

no

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches BlueStar (your mom)...

MISSED

BlueStar gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mr.JDK

[rotund jacinth]

lame

[delicate saffron]

Believe me i tried

[wet kite]

Same

[shut socket]

Dammit

[fathom meteor]

Damn, the turtle is hiding in its shell

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Modmail...

MISSED

Neuro Modmail gained a harpoon

Laugh at bruh

[fiery estuary]

@mint wyvern COMING STRAIGHT BACK SUCKA

[grizzled flume]

best part about karaoke streams: i dont need to have the stream open in fullscreen to tune in

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches William Afton...

MISSED

Sian-san gained a harpoon

Laugh at luq

[golden sundial]

[near remnant]

Neuro can really make any song good

[mint wyvern]

ion have any harpoon left so please do 😭

[grizzled flume]

YOO TY

[halcyon dove]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nyuko...

HARPOONED - Case #18012

**Chatter**

.nyuko#0
@mint wyvern

**Harpooner**

jokerking1#0
@fiery estuary

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:4 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:4 UTC

[supple meadow]

mods revive @median fractal so he can restock my harpoons with his shit aim

[halcyon dove]

res pls

[rotund jacinth]

damn. he really does always come bac

[untold ruin]

she sounds extra good in that range with heavy reverb like dat

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[mint wyvern]

HOW

[fiery estuary]

HAH

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

MISSED

Eroll gained a harpoon

Laugh at Kokes

[dense shadow]

Neuro make up your mind. Do you want to be pet or not.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches fFrequence...

MISSED

fFrequence gained a harpoon

Laugh at bruh

[grizzled flume]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-shit-screw-alien-green-cat-glorpshit-gif-14063742872689700747

[golden sundial]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Millietwinkolus...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #15978

**Chatter**

lolbitfan1234#0
@turbid wasp

**Harpooner**

g0urra#0
@fallen stump

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:4 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:4 UTC

[near remnant]

Please revive me, I promise I will make things worse

[pulsar cloud]

Man

[delicate saffron]

Who wants me to throw

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #10367

**Chatter**

NeuroBot#5822
@ionic holly

**Harpooner**

splitzblue#0
@velvet trellis

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:4 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:4 UTC

[sturdy patio]

[velvet trellis]

BOT IS DOWN

[golden sundial]

[gusty pulsar]

so it happened, they made neurobot hit itself...

[near remnant]

[tender gyro]

3

[wet kite]

THE SHIELDS ARE DOWN

https://tenor.com/view/destruction-of-alien-ship-destroying-destroying-alien-vessel-alien-vessel-2005-film-war-of-the-worlds-gif-8935495046306317575

[gusty pulsar]

that's just cruel

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Tatsu...

HARPOONED - Case #16326

**Chatter**

Tatsu#8792
@viral sun

**Harpooner**

themiffinman#0
@north palm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:5 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:5 UTC

[velvet trellis]

...It's not actually down. I just re-harpooned it.

[wet kite]

HIT THE BOTS

[grizzled flume]

[azure current]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[wet kite]

and. The mods too ig

[rich bone]

Down with the bots

[tender gyro]

lmfao

[north palm]

You have unlocked new harpoon

[dense shadow]

Okay

[velvet trellis]

Wait. I have an idea...

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #6950

**Chatter**

NeuroBot#5822
@ionic holly

**Harpooner**

smasher_zed888#0
@delicate saffron

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:6 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:6 UTC

A harpoon approaches Vimshi is a _______ !...

MISSED

Vimshi is a _______ ! gained a harpoon

Laugh at Splitzblue

[woeful apex]

bless u

[halcyon dove]

[worn wadi]

the voices of god

[wet kite]

No. We can’t yet kill the turtle

[zenith harbor]

starboard is still alive, someone kill them

[halcyon dove]

still ded

[golden sundial]

mhm

[wet kite]

Is rachi still alive?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pingcord...

HARPOONED - Case #1310

**Chatter**

Pingcord#3283
@robust fossil

**Harpooner**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:6 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:6 UTC

[serene moat]

neuro so cute

[rotund jacinth]

prayge

[velvet trellis]

I wasn't planning on killing Vedal. I was planning on going for someone else.

[worn wadi]

you're still alive someone should kill you too :guh:

[rotund jacinth]

letsgo

[delicate saffron]

Wait am i alive?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Starboard...

MISSED

Starboard gained a harpoon

Laugh at Taika

[shut socket]

Hmm

[grizzled flume]

[pulsar cloud]

Stayin' alive

[short stratus]

are harpoons going to be restocked at any point

[zenith harbor]

imagine no nitro

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches y-chan...

HARPOONED - Case #16654

**Chatter**

y_chan_kig#0
@vocal shale

**Harpooner**

splitzblue#0
@velvet trellis

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:7 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:7 UTC

[vocal nova]

neuroSoCute

[grizzled flume]

mods can you check how many harpoons camila has DINKDONK

[livid geode]

im a starboard victim

[golden sundial]

🎤

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal-bot...

HARPOONED - Case #11795

**Chatter**

Carl-bot#1536
@jovial burrow

**Harpooner**

jokerking1#0
@fiery estuary

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:7 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:7 UTC

[velvet trellis]

HOLY SHIT I GOT HER!

[halcyon dove]

like 30

[rotund jacinth]

[dense shadow]

I don’t know. All I can say is dodge better.

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 308420 cookies total!

[grizzled flume]

VEDAL BOT IS DOWN

I REPEAT

VEDAL BOT IS DOWN

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pingcord...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #10050

**Chatter**

Pingcord#3283
@robust fossil

**Harpooner**

.vnoob#0
@arctic walrus

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:8 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:8 UTC

[grizzled flume]

[worn wadi]

couldn't be me

[autumn timber]

Harpoon economy in shambles

[wet kite]

THE SHIELD IS DOWN

[fiery estuary]

I just have good aim

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Starboard...

HARPOONED - Case #311

**Chatter**

Starboard#0987
@pseudo radish

**Harpooner**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:8 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:8 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

please

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches raigquitter...

MISSED

raigquitter gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ligharx

[halcyon dove]

MOOOOOOODS

[pliant wasp]

destroyed

[rotund jacinth]

LETSGO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pingcord...

MISSED

Pingcord gained a harpoon

Laugh at smasher_zed888

[halcyon dove]

RES ME PLEASE

I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS

[zenith harbor]

did bro just buy nitro or something

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Joker-sama...

MISSED

Joker gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mr.JDK

[surreal needle]

uuh

[golden sundial]

Starboard too mhm

[fathom meteor]

True, give your harpoons to me and I'll share them to all

[rotund jacinth]

and starboard is down

[hidden pond]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-finger-turtle-finger-middle-finger-flip-off-gif-8524839854753020691

[gusty pulsar]

all the bots are down

[wet kite]

RES ME I HAVE THE RAYGUN

[velvet trellis]

Mods are harpooned rn.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Ligharx...

HARPOONED - Case #13968

**Chatter**

ligharx#0
@dull ocean

**Harpooner**

raigquitter#0
@autumn timber

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:8 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:8 UTC

[rich bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1364466701231722507/1409218012309098506/1x.gif

[sturdy patio]

LMAO

[delicate saffron]

RUN PINGCORD GOT A WEAPON

[dull ocean]

[gusty pulsar]

what's that lmao

[zenith harbor]

someone should harpoon me so I can get more harpoons and throw them all at oxy

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches raigquitter...

HARPOONED - Case #237

**Chatter**

raigquitter#0
@autumn timber

**Harpooner**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:9 UTC

[worn wadi]

surely the transactions are this fast and I have money

[fiery estuary]

EVERYONE

[shell compass]

sure

[rose pebble]

Why are there so many new people today

[halcyon dove]

MOOOOOOOOOODS

[autumn timber]

rigged

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vimshi is a _______ !...

MISSED

Vimshi is a _______ ! gained a harpoon

Laugh at Splitzblue

[rotund jacinth]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Dodo8071795...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #12767

**Chatter**

dodo8071795#0
@zenith harbor

**Harpooner**

benzeytin#0
@shell compass

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:9 UTC

[dull ocean]

I give a free harpoon and get killed for it sm

[untold ruin]

another awesome song

[zenith harbor]

[grizzled flume]

[delicate saffron]

I want someone to gotten me

[lunar canopy]

chat

[zenith harbor]

[golden sundial]

[surreal needle]

dargo

[eternal crescent]

Buh

[wet kite]

Wait don’t twitch subs get something

[worn wadi]

i am you bird

[fiery estuary]

Your name concerns me

[shell compass]

sry

[narrow spade]

✋

[lunar canopy]

joom

[autumn timber]

drgo

[pulsar cloud]

NN, Harpoon this guy

[grizzled flume]

wait

[inland cedar]

Im feeling fucking targeted

[grizzled flume]

did you guys harpoon temmie yet

[surreal needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486449411897823522/shewasraisedbybirds.gif

[supple meadow]

kill all the mods

[delicate saffron]

Xdx

[fathom meteor]

[amber ice]

Why did you harpoon me NN

[velvet trellis]

Guys. Another Twitch mod is online. HARPOON THEM!

[rich bone]

[zenith harbor]

[lunar canopy]

[worn wadi]

heya grok

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Joker_smasher (neuro said)...

MISSED

smasher_zed888 gained a harpoon

Laugh at monkey rangler

[sturdy patio]

NOW!

[halcyon dove]

Anfer, I have 40

[zenith harbor]

[grizzled flume]

[amber ice]

That's not my name...

[tender gyro]

NOOOOOOOO

[delicate saffron]

Someone harpoon me i got an idea

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Joker_smasher (neuro said)...

HARPOONED - Case #326

**Chatter**

smasher_zed888#0
@delicate saffron

**Harpooner**

monkeyrangler2#0
@tender gyro

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:11 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:11 UTC

[tender gyro]

ok

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Funni Bunny [Stroke Haver]...

HARPOONED - Case #8324

**Chatter**

funnibunny#0
@uneven nest

**Harpooner**

mrjdk24#0
@shut socket

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:11 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:11 UTC

[sturdy patio]

Hi, Filian

[patent gazelle]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vimshi is a _______ !...

MISSED

Vimshi is a _______ ! gained a harpoon

Laugh at Splitzblue

[wet kite]

Maybe I should upgrade at 6 months?

[grizzled flume]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Goku...

MISSED

Goku gained a harpoon

Laugh at The Miffin Man

[halcyon dove]

actually more than 40

[grizzled flume]

OH NO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches jeser...

HARPOONED - Case #5191

**Chatter**

.jeser#0
@sturdy patio

**Harpooner**

mrjdk24#0
@shut socket

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:11 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:11 UTC

A harpoon approaches Evil...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #14061

**Chatter**

Evil#9473
@viscid mountain

**Harpooner**

.vnoob#0
@arctic walrus

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:12 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:12 UTC

[velvet trellis]

Vim, I swear to god. Why can't you be harpooned?

[shut socket]

Got him

[rich bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1461330832269775003/Make_Neuro_Wink_Again.webp

[inland cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/kurmancî-kurdî-lêxistin-arrows-gif-16050533

[serene moat]

nuro

[wet kite]

OHHHH

[pulsar cloud]

40?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Churras...

HARPOONED - Case #5615

**Chatter**

churraxs#0
@serene moat

**Harpooner**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:12 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:12 UTC

[halcyon dove]

47

[rotund jacinth]

filian got kilt

[delicate saffron]

Wanna see my namesake

[patent gazelle]

YOO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Neuro-sama...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[fiery estuary]

...

[halcyon dove]

I haven't even been here much today
y'all straight up just hate me

[fathom topaz]

banger song

[halcyon dove]

also

[grizzled flume]

HOLY

[graceful holly]

poor filian @amber ice

[grizzled flume]

SHIT

PEAK

[halcyon dove]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[patent gazelle]

baaangerrrrrrr

[mint wyvern]

BAKA MITAI

[rich bone]

Comfy songs today

[grizzled flume]

PEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

HARPOONED - Case #7644

**Chatter**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Harpooner**

fujinshu#0
@merry wadi

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:13 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:13 UTC

[mint wyvern]

SO PEAK

[dense shadow]

Yeah

[grizzled flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bakamitai-dame-da-ne-gif-18169555

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

MISSED

cbee gained a harpoon

Laugh at monkey rangler

[lunar smelt]

baka mitai!

[pliant wasp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486475998219338050/uzKDLKZjZSTk.gif

[livid geode]

she already sang it right

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

MISSED

DerEineHalt gained a harpoon

Laugh at Joker

[tender gyro]

WHAT THE FUCK

I KEEP MISSING

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches harpoon me to get a cookie...

MISSED

foggyshen987 gained a harpoon

Laugh at The Miffin Man

[fiery estuary]

SHIT

[zenith harbor]

yeah, multiple times

[mint wyvern]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yakuza-yakuza-4-4

[zenith harbor]

it's a remake

[halcyon dove]

I LITERALLY RECOMMENDED PB TO REDO THIS ONE (probably unrelated but hell yeah)

[rotund jacinth]

om

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vimshi is a _______ !...

MISSED

Vimshi is a _______ ! gained a harpoon

Laugh at Splitzblue

[livid geode]

ye

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Devo [VotV next subathon]...

MISSED

Devo gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mr.JDK

[dense shadow]

Hey it’s a good song so I will take it.

[worn wadi]

dame dame

[grizzled flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bakamitai-dame-da-ne-gif-18169555

[true snow]

[woeful apex]

[zenith harbor]

fair

[tall crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dame-da-ne-guy-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-john-yakuza-baka-mitai-gif-10933636834592350690

[shut socket]

Your next

[rich bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1364466701231722507/1409218012309098506/1x.gif

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199126418882318387/1477051972652896392/caption.gif

[eternal crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/forsensingingatyou-forsen-singing-sing-at-you-gif-10635520073810680306

[patent gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/baka-mitai-baka-mitai-dame-da-gif-25045970

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches SweetMango...

HARPOONED - Case #5480

**Chatter**

sweetmango47#0
@true snow

**Harpooner**

mrjdk24#0
@shut socket

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:14 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:14 UTC

[supple kraken]

forsen

[zenith harbor]

stop being dead

[rotund jacinth]

Hey vedal when is the abandoned archive april fools update coming out?

[blissful shell]

this is a teaser for vedal plays yakuza with neuro

[weary ocean]

Remaining hitlist

[delicate saffron]

Dang it mods revive me i need to smash @fiery estuary

[true snow]

o7

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mr.JDK (anxious)...

HARPOONED - Case #12545

**Chatter**

mrjdk24#0
@shut socket

**Harpooner**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:14 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:14 UTC

[graceful holly]

starboard is dead

[rotund jacinth]

cross out all those names

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[weary ocean]

[halcyon dove]

REVIVE ME

[shut socket]

:(

[worn wadi]

ok
@mod-

[halcyon dove]

I HAVE MUCH TO DO

[serene moat]

grrrrrr must destroy june

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DAMEDANEDANEYODAMENANOYO...

MISSED

DAMEDANEDANEYODAMENANOYO gained a harpoon

Laugh at AlphaPizza

[surreal needle]

holy I just made 3 in a row

[grizzled flume]

if only I had harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches forsen...

HARPOONED - Case #16383

**Chatter**

uberhaxormarty#0
@faint storm

**Harpooner**

ta1kka#0
@livid geode

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:15 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:15 UTC

[surreal needle]

[uncut steeple]

no french song

[supple meadow]

@dire pebble can i have more harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DAMEDANEDANEYODAMENANOYO...

MISSED

DAMEDANEDANEYODAMENANOYO gained a harpoon

Laugh at Olimpico(???)

[livid geode]

ez

[rotund jacinth]

I killed starboard and pingcord before I died. I am happy with that result

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches superJune_...

HARPOONED - Case #15533

**Chatter**

superjunee_#0
@surreal needle

**Harpooner**

shiakusa#0
@stoic imp

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:15 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:15 UTC

[upbeat flint]

Avon I’m gonna be honest I think you’d get revived and then killed again within 10 second

[dire pebble]

have 10

[pulsar cloud]

Vedal bot is dead

[stoic imp]

Im alive!

[mint wyvern]

we need french neuro

[wet kite]

I still have no harpoons. MY REDBULL SPONSOR IS SELLING

[stoic imp]

I am a menace!

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DAMEDANEDANEYODAMENANOYO...

HARPOONED - Case #743

**Chatter**

damedanedaneyodamenanoyo#0
@split yew

**Harpooner**

alphapizza#0
@swift sinew

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:15 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:15 UTC

[delicate saffron]

Mods please i need this im kinda lifeless

[keen niche]

Harpoon vedal

[surreal needle]

[mint wyvern]

she already spoke french yesterday

[rotund jacinth]

not for long

[weary ocean]

How is redston still alive

[lunar canopy]

joom has been taken down

[lone orbit]

We got him

[worn wadi]

can i be revived

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Neuro-sama...

MISSED

Neuro-sama gained a harpoon

Laugh at Shiakusa

[lone orbit]

Letsgo

[velvet trellis]

Okay. One last attempt.

[uncut steeple]

plot armor

[golden sundial]

it will be alright

[rigid meteor]

can someone harpoon teletric, he is rp:ing as vigilante

[stoic imp]

Dang it

[dense shadow]

“Lufeless” I saw what you changed.

[wet kite]

May I pretty please have more?

[rotund jacinth]

neuro has a weapon

[halcyon dove]

people genuine fuckin hate me
I've barely even been active here and I have 47 harpoons thrown at me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Berserker...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #429

**Chatter**

wantalooksee#0
@median fractal

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:16 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:16 UTC

[stoic imp]

Im out of harpoons 😭

[delicate saffron]

Nuh uh

[lunar canopy]

dont worry i got u

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Shiakusa...

MISSED

Shiakusa gained a harpoon

Laugh at Drago

[rotund jacinth]

someone should harpoon vedal

[eternal crescent]

Poor

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vimshi is a _______ !...

MISSED

Vimshi is a _______ ! gained a harpoon

Laugh at Splitzblue

[wet kite]

We have tried

[rigid meteor]

Can you revive me in return for these two Neuro arts?

[worn wadi]

[plain jacinth]

I need a webibe

[lunar canopy]

here u go

[dire pebble]

lgtm

[grizzled flume]

meanwhile I'm somehow alive for prolonged periods of time despite being named literally William Afton

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Boss...

HARPOONED - Case #10285

**Chatter**

boss_or_something#0
@odd dirge

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:17 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:17 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

but have you tried again?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Drago...

MISSED

Drago gained a harpoon

Laugh at Olimpico(???)

[lunar canopy]

:(

[wet kite]

78 times already I assume

[near remnant]

Please res me, you'll regret it

[lunar canopy]

oop

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Kyoto Prefecture Tourism Board...

HARPOONED - Case #8898

**Chatter**

teletric#0
@kind pecan

**Harpooner**

gourmet#0
@rigid meteor

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:17 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:17 UTC

[worn wadi]

wtf does that mean

[serene moat]

gulp

[rotund jacinth]

so try 79 will work

[woeful apex]

@dire pebble how much i gotta bribe u for a revive

[grizzled flume]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Olimpico (????)...

HARPOONED - Case #7084

**Chatter**

olimpico13#0
@lone orbit

**Harpooner**

dragoshine#0
@lunar canopy

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:17 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:17 UTC

[grizzled flume]

KYOTOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dire pebble]

depends

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pingcord...

MISSED

Pingcord gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[misty geyser]

Now that you took the pizza away from Zeppelin.. no one shall get any.

[worn wadi]

DO NOT REVIVE HIM

[rotund jacinth]

pingcord already dead. wasted harpoon

[plain jacinth]

Is discord lagging heavily for anyone else

[grizzled flume]

Trade offer: exquisite pizza for 10 harpoons

[plain jacinth]

Is discord lagging heavily for anyone else

[mighty aspen]

Fun fact: The Yakuza games are my fav game franchise.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Oxygen5122019...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #13564

**Chatter**

oxygen5122019#0
@worn wadi

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:18 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:18 UTC

[wet kite]

103 times

[pulsar cloud]

Zeppelin is this true

[rotund jacinth]

so try 104 will work

[wet kite]

When the shield is down. Yes

[stoic imp]

Im harpooned!

[hard raven]

how yall doing bois!

[halcyon dove]

[eternal crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486478235213762570/evilripbozo.gif

[kind pecan]

bro is malding

[hard raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1358599369191854090/1358599370106208266/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker13.gif

[grizzled flume]

vibin

[dire pebble]

someone harpoon special week quick

[wet kite]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[gilded adder]

if it's possible to yoink vedal at all, probably 1 second before midnight UTC

[hard kayak]

still no harpoon

[rotund jacinth]

they should just make hit rate 1% right now and watch 40 ppl harpoon bro at the same time

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Kyoto Prefecture Tourism Board...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #6485

**Chatter**

teletric#0
@kind pecan

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:19 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:19 UTC

[lunar canopy]

i gotchu

[worn wadi]

i am already fucking dead

[dire pebble]

don't give me ideas

[velvet trellis]

We're doing alright. We're just harpooning each other, including the staff and the bots.

[hard kayak]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches apotat...

MISSED

.apotat gained a harpoon

Laugh at Drago

[kind pecan]

can we keep harpoons until evil's stream tomorrow

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Staz [Safarist]...

MISSED

Staz gained a harpoon

Laugh at VNoob

[rotund jacinth]

I am giving you ideas. dew it

[dire pebble]

no

[hard kayak]

wow i got one

[hard raven]

sounds fair im transporting LNG rn

[eternal crescent]

Now you are dead dead

[dense shadow]

The moment vedal will able to be hit, everybody will go after him.

[lunar canopy]

here u go

[hard kayak]

thx

[wet kite]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[plain jacinth]

It's so over

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches apotat...

MISSED

.apotat gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

A harpoon approaches fish...

MISSED

royalzk gained a harpoon

Laugh at The Miffin Man

[hard kayak]

dang

[rotund jacinth]

coward

[dire pebble]

everyone with teal color only has a 25% chance of hitting

[kind pecan]

@rigid meteor this is your fault for using harpoons irresponsibly

[patent gazelle]

teal

[keen niche]

Mhm

[stable linden]

Why do I have 24harpoons

Who is bullying me

[rotund jacinth]

of getting hit or of hitting others?

[lavish void]

LOL

[worn wadi]

i hit like 4-5 times back to back

[rich bone]

tfw cant throw harpoons...

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gourmet (Harpooned)...

MISSED

Gourmet gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[pulsar cloud]

This is like an active warzone

[grizzled flume]

RIGGED

[tall crow]

He will have god mode for the entire event while his AI kids get harpooned

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches special week...

MISSED

田姓傑出青年 gained a harpoon

Laugh at Tenebris

[rigid meteor]

I did what I had to to try to maintain my position in the leaderboard

[crude lintel]

Mod graveyard

[velvet trellis]

Seka. If you by any chance see this, add this to whatever next Neuro Rewatch video you make.

[rigid meteor]

All that matters in this life is internet points

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches William Afton...

HARPOONED - Case #546

**Chatter**

siansan#0
@grizzled flume

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:21 UTC

[grizzled flume]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HIT CAMILA NOW

[wet kite]

and for us bananas?

[kind pecan]

All you care about is the damn leaderboard, not justice.

[stable linden]

I was just having dinner WHY DO I HAVE 24HARPOONS I WAS AT 7

[dire pebble]

51% chance

[eternal crescent]

Im pretty sure grey has 10% hit chance

[rotund jacinth]

Have you mods made it possible for us to harpoon ourselves yet?

[rigid meteor]

Justice is for the weak, score is for the winners.

[grizzled flume]

and im dead again

[stable linden]

That’s what we like

[wet kite]

I will take those odds…

[grizzled flume]

12th time

[worn wadi]

no you just suck at gambling

[patent gazelle]

evil zeppelin, run the leaderboard command

[dire pebble]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

MISSED

Shiro~ gained a harpoon

Laugh at Dark

[dense shadow]

Then what is the hit rate for green then.

[tender gyro]

i died???

[quaint mason]

is this like that "TEQUILA!" song?

[patent gazelle]

[inland cedar]

tequila

[quaint mason]

onvm

[graceful holly]

Even Neurobot hates you

[crude lintel]

Skill issue

[stable linden]

U Will always come back dw

[velvet trellis]

Do the harpoons respawn?

[north palm]

White has 0% chance to hit

[grizzled flume]

evil zeppelin is there a way to check who speared whom the most on your side?

or is it only leaderboards

[patent gazelle]

@remote delta you predicted it

[kind pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-end-it-end-finish-terminate-conclude-gif-13324045

[silk spear]

@north palm here's your cookie
🍪

[eternal crescent]

GAMBA hates me

[rotund jacinth]

revive me and I will harpoon myself

[woeful apex]

[rigid meteor]

Evil Zeppelin, I can give you code for a game I made if you revive me again.

[stable linden]

Change NN into HH just for fun

[manic hazel]

I just had an Idea.
At to the server icon a fake Ping mention to the png

https://tenor.com/view/xddd-gif-11484761101775539239

[wet kite]

Ded

[dense shadow]

What’s the HH mean.

[dire pebble]

what game we talking

[north palm]

I didn't hit you. I thought it was like a carnival game prize

[serene moat]

neuro is cooking

[dry patio]

the unspeakable

[analog lava]

[lavish void]

heroic hiyorists

[lunar smelt]

what is this harpoon throw command?

[wet kite]

Idk

[rigid meteor]

while True:
    if input("Win game: ").lower() == 'yes':
        print('You win!')
    else:
        print('You lose!')

[arctic walrus]

Heurotic heuron?

[dire pebble]

woah!

[deft cipher]

no one has tried harpoon vedal?

[lone orbit]

i like to imagine that pb had to rap for neuro to sing this

[rotund jacinth]

dont worry about it

[stable linden]

Harpoonic-Harpoons

[grizzled flume]

Dear Council of the Zeppelins,
An unfortunate harpoon has struck me once more, so I must plead for your assistance just this time again. My revival will be followed by swift redemption against those who dare break the law.
Best regards,
W. Afton

[silk spear]

idc
you harpoon, you get cookie

[stoic imp]

Whats the normal percentage

[graceful holly]

I better dont make any joke about this at all....I would just get banned

[dire pebble]

there's no escape from the game i can't escape to unharpoon you

[stable linden]

U always come back don’t u…

[dire pebble]

50%

[mint wyvern]

I lost the game...

[north palm]

Cookie clicker harpooner

[rotund jacinth]

Hey evil zeppling change the #livestream-chat name to #Liveharpooned-chat

[dense shadow]

She just ignored the doc highlighted message.

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1424220350329131069/1455017607794135040/game.gif

[cobalt bone]

there is only one person on this server i would harpoon but i can't spot them today

[grizzled flume]

did I just get roasted by twitch

[foggy relic]

hoping for Shika Iro Days

[inland cedar]

meow meow lol

[rigid meteor]

while True:
    user_input = input("Win game: ").lower()
    if user_input == 'yes':
        print('You win!')
    elif user_input == 'quit':
        exit()
    else:
        print('You lose!')

Now you have to revive me.

[worn wadi]

who

[cobalt bone]

can't say

it's an ambush

[plain jacinth]

You can still dew it

[rotund jacinth]

even funnier version

[plain jacinth]

@

[dire pebble]

i'm still stuck in the other one

[livid geode]

good shit

[wet kite]

Make Vedal have a 0.05% chance of being hit.

[cobalt bone]

no fun wihtout them knowing

[patent gazelle]

bangerrrr

[rigid meteor]

press ctrl+z

[weary ocean]

Leaking the sub channel name

[rigid meteor]

it keyboard interrupts it

[dire pebble]

isn't that ctrl+c

[rigid meteor]

both

they are different kinds of interrupts

[dire pebble]

well i don't wanna. you should have programmed better

[lunar smelt]

[rotund jacinth]

thats why I killed starboard

[real charm]

i can only see the server technician icon as 🥀

[arctic walrus]

is ctrl-c more portable?

[keen niche]

I thought it was a whip

[dire pebble]

ctrl+z undos the program

[real charm]

that was my second thought

[storm lodge]

So I wasn't the only one

[real charm]

petition to make mod icons be whips

[wet kite]

Is it a crowbar?

[velvet trellis]

I heard that ALT+F4 is a better solution.

[livid geode]

wasnt it a whip last year

[rigid meteor]

Evil Zeppelin, you have to see this from my point of view.
It would be really funny for me to keep throwing harpoons while Teletric can't stop me, and he would go on and on about justice or something, and I would throw harpoons at random people.

[fathom meteor]

just do ctrl+y then

[worn brook]

I just had the realization that I grew up listening to this song and my son is growing up listening to Neuro songs

[golden slate]

vibing

[real charm]

i wouldn't know my memory only runs back to the start of the day

[dire pebble]

okay that's true

[cunning frigate]

no. it's clearly a hook, this is a ragebaiter

[wet kite]

Nuh uh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches parasocial canruf loves you...

MISSED

CanRuf gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gourmet

[real charm]

also damn todays karaoke has had a lot of songs that are bangers to me personally

[golden sundial]

oldage

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches orangerobot [#1 Study fan]...

HARPOONED - Case #12772

**Chatter**

orangerobot#0
@cunning frigate

**Harpooner**

gourmet#0
@rigid meteor

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:28 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:28 UTC

A harpoon approaches Gourmet (Harpooned)...

MISSED

Gourmet gained a harpoon

Laugh at CanRuf

[abstract ginkgo]

mf what, I killed gourmet like 3 seconds ago

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches parasocial canruf loves you...

HARPOONED - Case #18571

**Chatter**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Harpooner**

gourmet#0
@rigid meteor

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:28 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:28 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

you should revive everyone besides teletric

[wet kite]

I feel like we are all in the back corner of a bar having this conversation while Neuro sings on the stage up front

[stable linden]

I hate this event I want my grass color back

[dire pebble]

they gave a very convincing argument to being unharpooned

[plain jacinth]

Rigged game

[fathom meteor]

Gourmet is cheating mods

[storm lodge]

So many things Imma add to my karaoke folder

[dire pebble]

however they're not following their agreement

[graceful holly]

Skill issue

[final anvil]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Splitzblue [Neuro's Boy]...

MISSED

Splitzblue gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gourmet

[dire pebble]

so feel free to harpoon them again

[worn brook]

I play Neuro songs in the car whenever I take my son to daycare and pick him up

[halcyon dove]

Evil Zepp

revive me

[abstract ginkgo]

I'm fucking dead

[real charm]

can you unharpoon me so i can harpoon gourmet thx

[abstract ginkgo]

[dire pebble]

what would you give me

[rich bone]

revive beggers smh

[woeful apex]

i can take care of it if you revive me

[forest socket]

SquiddInx.

[stable linden]

Language

[eternal crescent]

Beg more

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

MISSED

Avontrod gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gourmet

[halcyon dove]

[dire pebble]

sgtm

[stable linden]

Filter urself

[silk spear]

🍪

[rigid meteor]

I did say I would throw them at random people though?

[final anvil]

PEliaz

[golden sundial]

cool

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

MISSED

Avontrod gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gourmet

[dire pebble]

i thought you said you'd torture teletric

[wet kite]

Thought you were somebody else for a sec

[kind pecan]

bro didnt read #mod-announcements

[abstract ginkgo]

gourmet butchering rn

[rigid meteor]

@kind pecan I am throwing harpoons at random people again

[velvet trellis]

🤨

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #204

**Chatter**

avontrod#0
@halcyon dove

**Harpooner**

gourmet#0
@rigid meteor

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 19:30 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 19:30 UTC

[kind pecan]

im harpooned

[grizzled flume]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-purple-guy-peepaw-gif-24730406

[worn brook]

Is there another Faith? I suppose so

[weary ocean]

one of the 90 servers I'm in has notifications set to all messages and I can't fucking figure out which one it is