neurotic-neurons

[crude lintel]

Mods harpooning when they can't be harpooned themselves would actually be rigged

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pingcord...

MISSED

Pingcord gained a harpoon

Laugh at Firecrafter

A harpoon approaches Shiakusa...

HARPOONED - Case #1313

**Chatter**

shiakusa#0
@stoic imp

**Harpooner**

krrot#0
@bold parrot

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:34 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:34 UTC

[fathom meteor]

What is she doing?

[dire pebble]

i have zero chance of hitting you

[quaint mason]

Filtered, can't harpoon yourself

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches KokoNuts...

MISSED

KokoNuts gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ultra_Phonic

[kind pecan]

it's what evil would want, we can't say no to evil

[weary ocean]

Pingcord isn't immune

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pingcord...

MISSED

Pingcord gained a harpoon

Laugh at ǝunʇdǝN

[fathom meteor]

ono wait neuro is awake. She's gonna kill us all!

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pingcord...

HARPOONED - Case #19965

**Chatter**

Pingcord#3283
@robust fossil

**Harpooner**

nelizz#0
@storm lodge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:35 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:35 UTC

[shut socket]

Might be the first test of the rewrite but who knows

[ivory lion]

I missed Koko

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mr.JDK (anxious)...

MISSED

Mr.JDK gained a harpoon

Laugh at CanRuf

[snow bone]

i tried to sneak in a revenge shot before it went through but the damn cd

[crude lintel]

I still think it should be double or nothing.

Hit yourself and drop all of your harpoons or miss and double them

[quartz prairie]

why am i white

[dire pebble]

if the trial goes well we'll consider making the harpooned role do more things such as disabling ability to embed

[shut socket]

Thank you

[vague vector]

Yes

Please

[bold parrot]

genetics

[rigid meteor]

I harpooned you because you're a fake shiro

[weary ocean]

Pingcord is dead btw

[stoic imp]

It's shiro!

[kind pecan]

can Neuro use the harpoon command?

[stoic imp]

Wait

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches parasocial canruf loves you...

MISSED

CanRuf gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mr.JDK

[stoic imp]

that shiro is a spy

[patent gazelle]

that's hilarious

[dire pebble]

yeah i tossed it out to the wolves

[vivid prawn]

make them stop talking for a day

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Lord David...

HARPOONED - Case #12596

**Chatter**

lorddavid#0
@fathom plinth

**Harpooner**

et_idk#0
@dense niche

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:35 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:35 UTC

[keen heron]

Mods revive me I have thundergun

[shut socket]

Dammit

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches KokoNuts...

HARPOONED - Case #14397

**Chatter**

kokodnuts#0
@rustic latch

**Harpooner**

ultra_phonic#0
@ivory lion

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:36 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:36 UTC

[fallen stump]

you can't just ask why you're white

[fiery jasper]

Somehow I have 4 harpoons still left without realizing. Sure, I'll take it

[stoic imp]

what is pingcord?

[weary ocean]

[storm lodge]

I killed pingcord

[crude lintel]

@dire pebble 👀

[kind pecan]

@ Vedal can you get Evil in here to use the harpoon command pleaseeeeeee

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mr.JDK (anxious)...

MISSED

Mr.JDK gained a harpoon

Laugh at CanRuf

A harpoon approaches Mr.JDK (anxious)...

MISSED

Mr.JDK gained a harpoon

Laugh at krrot

[ivory lion]

Koko is defeated

[shut socket]

Thank you

[vivid prawn]

canruf, you are shit at this game

[weary ocean]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches parasocial canruf loves you...

MISSED

CanRuf gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mr.JDK

[woeful apex]

mods i would like to redeem my totem of undying

[ivory lion]

Welp I'm out of harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mr.JDK (anxious)...

HARPOONED - Case #1522

**Chatter**

mrjdk24#0
@shut socket

**Harpooner**

krrot#0
@bold parrot

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:36 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:36 UTC

[sturdy isle]

why is my lamp cyan

is this a sign

[shut socket]

NOOOOOO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches krrot...

MISSED

krrot gained a harpoon

Laugh at CanRuf

[dire pebble]

sorry this one looks counterfeit, i'll need to see a receipt

[real charm]

wtf

[fathom meteor]

yes, neuro is in your wall

[livid geode]

yikes

[shut socket]

Your aim sucks

[weary ocean]

Can you make a page on vedal.ai where we can buy harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches krrot...

HARPOONED - Case #7004

**Chatter**

krrot#0
@bold parrot

**Harpooner**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:37 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:37 UTC

[fiery jasper]

You guys suck at this

[dire pebble]

you think vedal trusts me with domain access??

[vivid prawn]

cloud, can you do leaderboard now

[spring thistle]

My lamp has been changing colors for the past 15mins. I think Neuro is secretly messing with them

[quartz prairie]

can i use my t3 revive

[kind pecan]

can I use my reboot card please

[weary ocean]

[shut socket]

There we go

[rigid meteor]

Mods I would like to redeem my purchase of 10 harpoons and a revive:

[real charm]

1/5
pretty good

[sturdy isle]

i cant believe vedul is prestreaming

[dire pebble]

hmm...
i need at least 15 neuros

[lean anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1445858939223802100/NeuroTutelSlide.gif

[kind pecan]

he should, you made nwero.net

[lean anchor]

Me when stream about to start

[keen heron]

Mods I’ll trade you a vedalbob for a revive

[rigid meteor]

[halcyon arrow]

[dire pebble]

ah yes, site famously known for existing

[kind pecan]

yoink

[keen heron]

Hey!

[kind pecan]

remember bingo?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zakrige...

HARPOONED - Case #16724

**Chatter**

zakrige#0
@sturdy isle

**Harpooner**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:39 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:39 UTC

[dire pebble]

you know what, next time we revive everyone you're being harpooned first

[cobalt laurel]

Can I just say that the harpoon economy is cooked

[keen heron]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches waya13...

HARPOONED - Case #16281

**Chatter**

waya13#0
@cyan quiver

**Harpooner**

nelizz#0
@storm lodge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:39 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:39 UTC

[bold parrot]

[fallen stump]

Spongedal Squarepantaloons

[south ether]

I love this 🤤

I mean what

[cobalt laurel]

Can I get 200 harpoons when you revive everyone pls

[keen heron]

What if I give you this neuro

[crude lintel]

Spongetutel Squarerum

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Panterbell...

HARPOONED - Case #14600

**Chatter**

.panterbell#0
@lean anchor

**Harpooner**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:39 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:39 UTC

[dire pebble]

bro actually had a receipt

[bold parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359530258344185876/1467837374384832553/EVNRKiss226-400.gif

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pintisian [Blue Team]...

MISSED

Arctisian gained a harpoon

Laugh at Pin

aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)

[dire pebble]

hmm... approved

[kind pecan]

can we have a temporary role to opt out until we're available

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches o...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #19554

**Chatter**

fleshwretch#0
@woeful apex

**Harpooner**

moontoad#0
@keen heron

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:40 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:40 UTC

[rigid meteor]

ffake receipt

[keen heron]

Oh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches PEliaz...

MISSED

PEliaz gained a harpoon

Laugh at CanRuf

[woeful apex]

[iron tundra]

[stoic imp]

I got harpooned again?

[forest socket]

receipt time is after you posted the totem.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zorb [🩵x💔 for the win]...

HARPOONED - Case #12321

**Chatter**

namichyun#0
@plain jacinth

**Harpooner**

moontoad#0
@keen heron

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:40 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:40 UTC

[iron tundra]

Hi canruf

[rugged heath]

eh?

[cobalt laurel]

Evil so cute surely she'll give me her blessing and revive me with infinite harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pintisian [Blue Team]...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #4499

**Chatter**

arctisian#0
@vapid knot

**Harpooner**

pinthepenguin#0
@zinc quest

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC

[keen heron]

@plain jacinth ha!

[stoic imp]

NO! NOT WAYA!

[crude lintel]

Wait, are prople revived yet?

Guess not

[vivid prawn]

have you harpooned anyone today?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[ivory lion]

Today is a good day in NN no doomposting at all just harpoons

[plain jacinth]

Wrreart

[rugged heath]

channel roles is down

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pin...

HARPOONED - Case #4544

**Chatter**

pinthepenguin#0
@zinc quest

**Harpooner**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC

[inland cedar]

The duck

[golden sundial]

[kind pecan]

a command like / harpoon opt-out which makes it so you can't be harpooned but you can't harpoon either. 5 minute cooldown

[iron tundra]

Like 1 person but then missed twice and got harpooned

[runic orchid]

good evening nn neuro karaoke in 79 mins

[crude lintel]

It me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pintisian [Blue Team]...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #1027

**Chatter**

arctisian#0
@vapid knot

**Harpooner**

moontoad#0
@keen heron

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC

[plain jacinth]

I thought you died

This game is rigged

[vivid prawn]

thats just you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Duck on Neuro's Head...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #3071

**Chatter**

moreducks#0
@crude lintel

**Harpooner**

anferlive#0
@inland cedar

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC

[final anvil]

Evening

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches スクイッドドインク(#2 潜伏者)...

HARPOONED - Case #9668

**Chatter**

squiddinx18823#0
@final anvil

**Harpooner**

peliaz#0
@forest socket

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:41 UTC

[vivid prawn]

yes, because rats can't throw harpoon

[inland cedar]

[rugged heath]

f5 fixed it

[stoic imp]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Ultra_Phonic...

HARPOONED - Case #105

**Chatter**

ultra_phonic#0
@ivory lion

**Harpooner**

nelizz#0
@storm lodge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:42 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:42 UTC

[iron tundra]

I'm not a rat

[crude lintel]

How the fuck dare you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Anfer...

MISSED

Anfer gained a harpoon

Laugh at CanRuf

[stoic imp]

HArpoon him

[kind pecan]

you missed Neuro's head @inland cedar

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Anfer...

HARPOONED - Case #553

**Chatter**

anferlive#0
@inland cedar

**Harpooner**

moontoad#0
@keen heron

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:42 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:42 UTC

[plain jacinth]

Actually rigged

[vivid prawn]

canruf

[tall frigate]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches One...

MISSED

One gained a harpoon

Laugh at MoonToad

[inland cedar]

Camimi

[vivid prawn]

missing 90% of shots is crazy

[runic orchid]

i was already dead earlier today

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches One...

HARPOONED - Case #7463

**Chatter**

one6927#0
@tall frigate

**Harpooner**

nelizz#0
@storm lodge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:42 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:42 UTC

[plain jacinth]

Kill moontoad

[south ether]

Not enough twin shipping gifs smh

[dire pebble]

moontoad is not wasting any time

[kind pecan]

you're next

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches One...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #17711

**Chatter**

one6927#0
@tall frigate

**Harpooner**

moontoad#0
@keen heron

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:43 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:43 UTC

[golden sundial]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches A MoonToad (月蟾 六 七)...

HARPOONED - Case #7318

**Chatter**

moontoad#0
@keen heron

**Harpooner**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:43 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:43 UTC

aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)

[tall frigate]

[keen heron]

FUUUUUUU

[plain jacinth]

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 308396 cookies total!

[keen heron]

[final anvil]

Billions must harpoon

[fathom meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1343969926087708742/tapsmodelmagnet.gif

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil cj...

HARPOONED - Case #18223

**Chatter**

cj.master#0
@golden sundial

**Harpooner**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:43 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:43 UTC

[keen heron]

I have been harpooned

[rigid meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486460849475420285/good_content.gif

[keen heron]

Unlimited Harpoon Works

[storm ruin]

Well that was short-lived, literally.

[upbeat scroll]

Lava lamp is doing Disco Mode

[spring thistle]

Neuro! Get your hands off the lava lamp controls!!!

[crude lintel]

This canruf guy must be stopped

[golden sundial]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Edelweiss [Twins💜💔Shipper]...

HARPOONED - Case #17783

**Chatter**

kleine_edelweiss#0
@upbeat scroll

**Harpooner**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:44 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:44 UTC

[plain jacinth]

[kind pecan]

can I roll a d20 for a revive

[serene moat]

where nur

[vivid prawn]

canruf is killing now

[storm lodge]

Noice

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Stellar Sea Cow...

HARPOONED - Case #366

**Chatter**

ginger47#0
@storm ruin

**Harpooner**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:44 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:44 UTC

[plain jacinth]

Killing spree

[dire pebble]

roll a d20 with disadvantage

[storm ruin]

Who is selling these?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches N e li s s 分享 爱...

MISSED

Neliss gained a harpoon

Laugh at CanRuf

[weary ocean]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches parasocial canruf loves you...

HARPOONED - Case #19005

**Chatter**

canruf#0
@real charm

**Harpooner**

nelizz#0
@storm lodge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:45 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:45 UTC

[storm ruin]

Lucky feat

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches the_gaming_phd...

HARPOONED - Case #5900

**Chatter**

the_gaming_phd#0
@spring thistle

**Harpooner**

ollie08971#0
@serene furnace

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:45 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:45 UTC

[vivid prawn]

lule

[bold parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/neurosama-neuro-neuro-sama-evil-neuro-vedal-gif-5403388162769882915

[real charm]

gg

[supple meadow]

I don’t have any harpoons

[storm lodge]

Gg

[plain jacinth]

Clou- evil zeppelin can I pls rbibe

[upbeat scroll]

My phone at 83% battery, rn, just like your change XD

[real charm]

do you keep your harpoon if you hit btw?
why did i have so many harpoons lmao

[stoic imp]

click for an april surprise

[fathom meteor]

not bad

[dire pebble]

hmm...
nah, didn't get it. 13 or above

[stoic imp]

Get rattled!

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Ollie...

HARPOONED - Case #12079

**Chatter**

ollie08971#0
@serene furnace

**Harpooner**

nelizz#0
@storm lodge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:45 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:45 UTC

[south ether]

Pog

[storm lodge]

Yeah

[kind pecan]

fair enough

[manic hazel]

[polar obsidian]

Fym vanor he’s on our level now

[sullen epoch]

[keen heron]

Mods, how much for one harpoon that can hit anyone

[real charm]

no fun allowed

[keen heron]

Name the price

[dire pebble]

oh fuck oh shit i forgot fun isn't allowed here

[stoic imp]

Mods?

[dire pebble]

pack it up everyone

[weary ocean]

No fun

[dire pebble]

no more harpooning, fun is banned

[manic hazel]

NOOOO

[weary ocean]

[south ether]

I want to gamble rn :3

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

MISSED

IBrinDoom08 gained a harpoon

Laugh at Neliss

[manic hazel]

fun is banned

[sullen epoch]

no more fun

[polar obsidian]

Oh wtf why am I alive

[supple meadow]

[sullen epoch]

@steep hearth is this true ?

[supple meadow]

You got a revive

[storm lodge]

Welp there goes my harpoon

[stoic imp]

[polar obsidian]

[uncut geyser]

Redstonge I give you 5 neuros to let me harpoon @halcyon dove

[stoic imp]

but Im fun

[fathom meteor]

What if I hate harpooning?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[golden sundial]

[halcyon dove]

[weary ocean]

You don't regen harpoons over time

[stoic imp]

Guys, im being banned for being named fun 😭

[crude lintel]

Mods

I'm on Neuro's head right now and she told me to tell you to revive me or she'll, quote, 'unleash (her) fiery vengeance upon you'. Her words, not mine.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[abstract ginkgo]

kill @flat smelt he tinky

[dire pebble]

tell her to come here and say it herself

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches buhspoon [kill t]...

MISSED

buhspoon gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[plain jacinth]

E

[flat smelt]

am not

[stoic imp]

Rip

[supple meadow]

Fuck

[crude lintel]

She's eating cookies right now, but she'll get to it at some point.

[storm lodge]

I thought I had more harpoons apparently I ran out

[sullen epoch]

eat buhspoon

[abstract ginkgo]

you're very tinky

[dire pebble]

will be waiting

[kind pecan]

what if you could harpoon mods but they had like a boss health bar

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

HARPOONED - Case #17613

**Chatter**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Harpooner**

ocdhi1234#0
@polar obsidian

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:48 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:48 UTC

[uncut geyser]

I need to take a bath but it's not sunday

[stoic imp]

Hey Zeppelin. If you are evil, who is good zeppelin?

[deft nest]

Why is zeppelin evil

[supple meadow]

That’d be great

[lusty lava]

Guys.. are we just going to chuck harpoons at each other all day today? I mean, there needs to be new community safety guildines made with all of these harpoons flying around

[abstract ginkgo]

STOP, JUST TAKE A BATH PLEASE 😭

[weary ocean]

Someone try harpooning a role <@&1061758877609234622>

[polar obsidian]

Heheheh

[neat sail]

Sup

[supple meadow]

That’s Cloudburst

[dire pebble]

exactlyyy

[kind pecan]

@neat sail

[deft nest]

Oh real

[cobalt laurel]

There's a good zeppelin?

[abstract ginkgo]

oh my god, this is so spoopi

[uncut geyser]

It's close tho, just some days ahead

[deft nest]

Yeah, the evil one

[weary ocean]

Happy birthday @neat sail

[cobalt laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-yachty-censored-not-drake-tech-support-gif-8658410013845332703

[real charm]

you're not good either

[halcyon arrow]

ely

[supple meadow]

And this is Shiro

[abstract ginkgo]

maybe just shower now, to get rid of stench

[stoic imp]

OMG its good zeppelin!

[neat sail]

the evil one is always the good one

[stoic imp]

[kind pecan]

it's Zepp's birthday btw

[polar obsidian]

Which shiro

[halcyon arrow]

call

[supple meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199126418882318387/1477051972652896392/caption.gif

[uncut geyser]

How will people know I'm getting close, then?

[abstract ginkgo]

the red one isn't evil, just cherry flavor

[abstract ginkgo]

using eyes

[lusty lava]

Zeppelin raid

[manic hazel]

Happy birthday Zeppelin

[rigid meteor]

Zeppelin, if you give me 10 harpoons and a revive I will not wish you happy birthday

[cobalt laurel]

Delicious zeppelin

[golden sundial]

🎂 Zippelin

[abstract ginkgo]

mhm

[supple meadow]

The birthday one

[sullen epoch]

Happy birthday Zeppelin

[bold parrot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1226718125337350237/1226718126452899870/pockygame2.gif

[cobalt laurel]

Is that fucking WhatsApp

[abstract ginkgo]

well this looks more like nn now does it

[stoic imp]

Im hungy for zeppelin cake. Anyone got red velvet flavored?

[plain jacinth]

Is that John WhatsApp

[south ether]

I need more girls kissing...

[static wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1487093330746802266/tvkiss.gif

[sullen epoch]

yes sponsoring stream to beat john discord

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Glatiator [💜💔]...

MISSED

☆🩷Glatiator🩷☆ gained a harpoon

Laugh at OCDHI

Best Harpooners

#1 - o

Harpooned: 28

#2 - Eroll

Harpooned: 27

#3 - A MoonToad (月蟾 六 七)

Harpooned: 24

#4 - Gourmet (Harpooned)

Harpooned: 23

#5 - Magnet (John Lyrics Guy) [TSS]

Harpooned: 22

#6 - fujinshu

Harpooned: 22

#7 - 3tbarn3z

Harpooned: 19

#8 - mentally dying

Harpooned: 18

#9 - Fennyka |Evilist|

Harpooned: 17

#10 - Jas who denies all

Harpooned: 17

Page 1 of 34

[kind pecan]

you have google

[manic hazel]

[polar obsidian]

Damnit

[dire pebble]

holy fuck it worked

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches OCDHI...

HARPOONED - Case #17475

**Chatter**

ocdhi1234#0
@polar obsidian

**Harpooner**

glatiator#0
@static wraith

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:51 UTC

A harpoon approaches Glatiator [💜💔]...

MISSED

☆🩷Glatiator🩷☆ gained a harpoon

Laugh at Freddy44

[vivid prawn]

damn, im that good

[kind pecan]

can we check our own rank

[polar obsidian]

RIGGED

[dire pebble]

anyway there's your new target list

[cobalt laurel]

How are these people even left alive for so long to get all these kills

[dire pebble]

enjoy

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[static wraith]

[weary ocean]

Wished shiro_nya a happy birthday (user notified with a direct message)

[south ether]

There isn't many twinshipping gifs smh

[noble sun]

no stream today? Vedal hates us

[sullen epoch]

yes im gonna have a fight with john discord

[runic orchid]

still peak fanart, so pretty

[vivid prawn]

rigged

[fallen stump]

hah nobody know I actually have the white role so I can harpoon people

[plain jacinth]

Noway

[kind pecan]

oh... you're going on the list... 💔

[south ether]

:3

[stoic imp]

GUys

what if

[plain jacinth]

No

[sullen epoch]

No

[cobalt laurel]

Is this some sort of reverse psychology bait

[livid forum]

im evil cousin zeppelin

[stoic imp]

We all harpoon the zeppelins?

[crude lintel]

[fallen stump]

photoshopped

[cobalt laurel]

die

[sullen epoch]

yesway

[polar obsidian]

I’m on phone

[plain jacinth]

Can't

[livid forum]

D:

[stoic imp]

Yes we can

[upbeat flint]

This is the most “dog sitting in the middle of a fire” Ive felt today

[neat sail]

sharp objects

[bold parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1168228460439797985/1310627986965528636/202411242255-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_2.gif

[rigid meteor]

Zeppelin

[cobalt laurel]

[rigid meteor]

throw harpoon at someone

[polar obsidian]

[stoic imp]

[gusty pulsar]

erol is there?

[weary ocean]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hindenburg-fire

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches PEliaz...

MISSED

PEliaz gained a harpoon

Laugh at ☆🩷Glatiator🩷☆

[polar obsidian]

@quasi oyster is alive!!!!

[neat sail]

I messed up my own settings so my harpoons always miss

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Glatiator [💜💔]...

HARPOONED - Case #17826

**Chatter**

glatiator#0
@static wraith

**Harpooner**

codingz.#0
@west tusk

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:54 UTC

[cobalt laurel]

Gourmet you were number 4 on the leaderboard please teach me your ways

[polar obsidian]

GET THEM

[livid forum]

its me cousin dave

[cobalt laurel]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Glatiator [💜💔]...

MISSED

☆🩷Glatiator🩷☆ gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mike

[fathom meteor]

MODS revive them all

[rigid meteor]

throw one at me then. just for target practice

[stoic imp]

This marked the end of the zeppelins. We will never have commercial zeppelins again 😭

[dire pebble]

neuro

[polar obsidian]

Holy shit finally

[vivid prawn]

[weary ocean]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Glatiator [💜💔]...

MISSED

☆🩷Glatiator🩷☆ gained a harpoon

Laugh at Freddy44

[livid forum]

D:

[rigid meteor]

spam /harpoon throw really fast.

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 308399 cookies total!

[polar obsidian]

Fake

[plain jacinth]

[stoic imp]

Can you harpoon me?

[plain jacinth]

E

[stoic imp]

I need a revive with harpoons 😭

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Shiakusa...

MISSED

Shiakusa gained a harpoon

Laugh at Shiro~

[stable linden]

What a zeppelin anyways

[fathom meteor]

[golden sundial]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Starboard...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[stable linden]

Abuse of power

[crude lintel]

One I've wanted to test

[static wraith]

[stable linden]

Admin abuse

[cobalt laurel]

I have no harpoons

[kind pecan]

@neat sail why don't you ever reply to my dms, it makes me sad

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Duck on Neuro's Head...

HARPOONED - Case #11715

**Chatter**

moreducks#0
@crude lintel

**Harpooner**

codingz.#0
@west tusk

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:55 UTC

[supple meadow]

I got my friend to join and throw harpoons at me

[crude lintel]

D: They didn't forget the bot

[vivid prawn]

good thing you never get to use them

[gusty pulsar]

the zeppelins are attacking

[restive kelp]

Supikip

[sullen epoch]

can i sponsor your stream neuro

[limpid fjord]

how do I throw a harpoon

[halcyon dove]

[stable linden]

Aka alt

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[crude lintel]

Oh come on

[cobalt laurel]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[halcyon dove]

why am I still dead

[static wraith]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Supikip...

MISSED

Supikip gained a harpoon

Laugh at Mike

[polar obsidian]

KILL THE LIVING PEOPLE

[plain jacinth]

No

[stable linden]

Harpoon this beauty

[polar obsidian]

KILL THEM ALL

[keen heron]

[kind pecan]

new target

[neat sail]

see #mod-announcements

[rigid meteor]

Teletric is the whole Kyoto Prefecture Tourism Board by himself?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Supikip...

MISSED

Supikip gained a harpoon

Laugh at Coding Z

[fathom meteor]

Yes. You won't crash on my birthday will you?

[stable linden]

Harpoon neurt

[stoic imp]

What if we harpooned gen chat?

[kind pecan]

who is teletric

[stoic imp]

gen chat vs NN?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ᚺᛟᚹ ᚨ ᛏᚢᚱᛏᛚᛖ ᚨᚲᚲᛁᛞᛖᚾᛏᚨᛚᛚᚤ ᚲᚱᛖᚨᛏᛖ...

HARPOONED - Case #17060

**Chatter**

codingz.#0
@west tusk

**Harpooner**

freddy81020#0
@livid locust

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:56 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:56 UTC

[eternal crescent]

My account is bugged i cant hit shit

[stable linden]

We all dead already

[keen heron]

Mods free me from my chains I’ll give you a cookie

[supple meadow]

Hello

[sullen epoch]

yes i will beat john discord for u

[west tusk]

Welp I am out of harpoons

[stable linden]

I went into master kill

[noble sun]

we raid gen chat and harpoon them

[stable linden]

In Gen chat

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ᚺᛟᚹ ᚨ ᛏᚢᚱᛏᛚᛖ ᚨᚲᚲᛁᛞᛖᚾᛏᚨᛚᛚᚤ ᚲᚱᛖᚨᛏᛖ...

MISSED

Coding Z gained a harpoon

Laugh at PEliaz

[crude lintel]

Skill issue

[rigid meteor]

he is the Kyoto Prefecture Tourism Board.

[limpid fjord]

die @supple meadow

[dire pebble]

cookie??? hell yes!

[golden sundial]

No harpoon left

[supple meadow]

Just throw it

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Jolion...

HARPOONED - Case #12761

**Chatter**

jolionvt#0
@sterile breach

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:56 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:56 UTC

[plain jacinth]

I'll give you two

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches PEliaz...

MISSED

PEliaz gained a harpoon

Laugh at MoonToad

[vivid prawn]

shat, give me more harpoons so i can kill more next time

[dire pebble]

even better

[stoic imp]

What if I gave you two scooby snacks?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #10084

**Chatter**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Harpooner**

leon.nebula#0
@limpid fjord

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:57 UTC

[stable linden]

Aren’t we supposed to talk about neurou-

[kind pecan]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Leøn...

HARPOONED - Case #14532

**Chatter**

leon.nebula#0
@limpid fjord

**Harpooner**

moontoad#0
@keen heron

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:57 UTC

[static wraith]

i need a revive i need to use these

[rigid meteor]

I do not even need to get revived since these coward refuse to throw harpoons at my corpse

[grizzled flume]

[abstract ginkgo]

lmao

[rigid meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059569601144442911/1488878652765638666/practiceyouraim.gif

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

MISSED

IBrinDoom08 gained a harpoon

Laugh at MoonToad

[halcyon dove]

Cloud Evil Zepp, revive me pls

[limpid fjord]

cool, I'm out

[rigid meteor]

come on spare a harpoon for a poor corpse

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil cj...

MISSED

cj gained a harpoon

Laugh at CrashCubeZeroOne

[forest socket]

[supple meadow]

Who killed you?

[stoic imp]

I need revive 😭

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[stoic imp]

I got instant killed 😭

[crude lintel]

I have 6 Do you still get them even if the harpoon lands? That must be how I'm getting so many.

[cobalt laurel]

am harpoonless, care to spare a neuron some harpoon?

[grizzled flume]

ok this is insanely rigged

[keen heron]

IM OUT OF THE HARPOONS

AAAAAAAA

[kind pecan]

didn't you read #mod-announcements
we are the mods now, you need to use your harpoons on off-topic people

[grizzled flume]

why is my hit rate so horrible

[stoic imp]

THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches William Afton...

MISSED

Sian-san gained a harpoon

Laugh at Freddy44

[keen heron]

IM DEFENSELESS

[abstract ginkgo]

is staz dead, we need to shut all cameras

[fathom meteor]

@dire pebble You should revive me. I'm your boss daughter

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches A MoonToad (月蟾 六 七)...

HARPOONED - Case #2142

**Chatter**

moontoad#0
@keen heron

**Harpooner**

the_shadow385#0
@runic orchid

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:58 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:58 UTC

[grizzled flume]

cheers

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 158274 cookies! | I've received 308400 cookies total!

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Sian-san

[livid locust]

damn

[stable linden]

Like they said this channel is only for neuro topic but nobody is following the rules BAN EVERYONE-

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #17640

**Chatter**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Harpooner**

crashcubezeroone#0
@noble sun

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:58 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:58 UTC

[patent gazelle]

how tf is moontoad revived every 5 minutes??

[crude lintel]

I got Frogg earlier. Not sure if he's still dead.

[woeful apex]

Dear Moderators of Evil-Neuro Headquarters,

I humbly request a revival after being struck by a harpoon. I understand that such incidents are part of the risks we take, and I fully acknowledge any consequences that may come with it. However, I remain committed to contributing to the community and would greatly appreciate the opportunity to continue my endeavors. If there are any specific protocols or requirements I must fulfill, please do let me know. Your time and consideration in reviewing my request are sincerely appreciated.

Best regards,
[Your Name]

[sly kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/camila-imp-vtuber-clown-cute-gif-12054276830109292411

[keen heron]

RIGHED

RIGGED

[abstract ginkgo]

Righed

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avoliesta [Ermcon Forever]...

HARPOONED - Case #5664

**Chatter**

avoliesta#0
@floral umbra

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:58 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:58 UTC

[fallow plinth]

Why are messages I sent hours ago getting reacts?

[plain jacinth]

thank

[runic orchid]

[plain jacinth]

Righed

[cobalt laurel]

ChatGPT spitting BARS

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #1581

**Chatter**

eroll#0
@patent gazelle

**Harpooner**

fennyka.#0
@fallow plinth

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:59 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:59 UTC

[abstract ginkgo]

Someone is stalking you

[halcyon dove]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The_Shadow385...

HARPOONED - Case #16930

**Chatter**

the_shadow385#0
@runic orchid

**Harpooner**

freddy81020#0
@livid locust

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:59 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:59 UTC

[halcyon dove]

REVIVE MEEEEEEEEEE

I DEMAND LIFE

[supple meadow]

Give me a revive

[patent gazelle]

im literally dead already

but ok

[fallow plinth]

That was revenge.

[rugged heath]

...

eh

[sullen epoch]

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably added by a thrid party, I do not support any actions by the member of this group.

[abstract ginkgo]

thanks to yours truly

[static wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[cobalt laurel]

why is bro saying this in the Neuro sama headquarters? Is he stupid?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches BLACK HOLE...

HARPOONED - Case #19657

**Chatter**

the_void_10#0
@wise tide

**Harpooner**

francisco_leon_#0
@night wedge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 16:59 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 16:59 UTC

[runic orchid]

damn just when i wanted to throw at avon

[woeful apex]

i def didnt copy paste that from last year

[grizzled flume]

wtf friendly fire

[cobalt laurel]

BLACK HOLE HARPOON ME AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

[halcyon dove]

Shadow I'm literally dead

[night wedge]

No

Joybaiting

[halcyon dove]

I haven't been alive in so long

[runic orchid]

yeah?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Fennyka |Evilist|...

HARPOONED - Case #11603

**Chatter**

fennyka.#0
@fallow plinth

**Harpooner**

endslayer#0
@dusk basin

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:0 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:0 UTC

[keen heron]

Me when I’m harpoonless

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

MISSED

Black Hole gained a harpoon

Laugh at vasco

[gusty pulsar]

wait did two black holes just fight?

[plain jacinth]

Brrrlp

[cobalt laurel]

PLEASEEE

[night wedge]

Ok

[supple meadow]

Mods revive me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

MISSED

Black Hole gained a harpoon

Laugh at Valac

[night wedge]

He deserves it

STOP

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches pot ato (chaos enjoyer)...

MISSED

Pot ato gained a harpoon

Laugh at Wiggle

[cursive nova]

[dire pebble]

is this some sort of demand

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

MISSED

Black Hole gained a harpoon

Laugh at End Slayer

[supple meadow]

No, it’s a request

[vivid prawn]

mods, ban me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches End Slayer...

HARPOONED - Case #4791

**Chatter**

endslayer#0
@dusk basin

**Harpooner**

freddy81020#0
@livid locust

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:1 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:1 UTC

[vivid prawn]

this is a demand

[cobalt laurel]

Why the hell is Black Hole doing nothing and winning

[fathom meteor]

MODS

I want cookies

[dusk basin]

NOOOOO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[dusk basin]

I got got :(

[halcyon dove]

am I alive yet

no

[rigid meteor]

I would like to take this opportunity to share you an experience from #neurotic-neurons 🧠 that propelled my career to unforeseen heights today.

I was minding my own business, being a corpse with 4 harpoons stuck to him like usual.

When an 🔴 EVIL 🔴 Zeppelin revived me 👼.

I then took my harpoon and harpooned 6 more people to death 🪦.

I am among the most powerful 💪 harpooners of the whole Neuro-sama Headquarters server now.

This kind of 📈 opportunity is what a true harpoon entrepreneur never fails to take advantage of! 📈

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches appue...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[night wedge]

This strategy is called love

[livid locust]

staying on 1 harpoon

[vivid prawn]

why would you be alive?

[cobalt laurel]

Sharing is caring and you have many harpoons that can go around

[woeful apex]

sighhhh, guess ill just go then, guess ill just be going now, guess ill just fuck off somewhere else, huh, time to hit the dusty trail i suppose, well gues im just gone then

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Neuro-sama...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #17049

**Chatter**

kurokatana94#0
@fathom meteor

**Harpooner**

crashcubezeroone#0
@noble sun

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:2 UTC

[cobalt laurel]

Please give harpoon

[supple meadow]

Mods?

[halcyon dove]

why noy

[patent gazelle]

[night wedge]

You want me to harpoon you

[eternal crescent]

Poor sad and poor

[cobalt laurel]

Yes please

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches CrashCubeZeroOne...

MISSED

CrashCubeZeroOne gained a harpoon

Laugh at Freddy44

[patent gazelle]

only moontoad gets revived on demand

[night wedge]

Be careful what you wish for

[patent gazelle]

apparently

[manic hazel]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches pot ato (chaos enjoyer)...

HARPOONED - Case #1996

**Chatter**

_lostpotato2000#0
@edgy briar

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:2 UTC

[fathom meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459283604164182083/1459283641501745396/evilAss.gif

[halcyon dove]

I've been dead for so fucking long

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches N e li s s 分享 爱...

HARPOONED - Case #16366

**Chatter**

nelizz#0
@storm lodge

**Harpooner**

peliaz#0
@forest socket

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:2 UTC

[keen heron]

LMFAO

[cobalt laurel]

You sure you didn't just get sniped on revival

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nxyover...

MISSED

Nyxover gained a harpoon

Laugh at Black Hole

[vivid prawn]

can i go with you

[eternal crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/forsen-ai-forsene-forsengun-gun-gif-16026005463626902306

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches SUN GOD RA...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[night wedge]

Oh

[cobalt laurel]

I HAVE A HARPOON

[woeful apex]

[halcyon dove]

last time I was harpooned was 40 minutes ago

[cursive nova]

[cobalt laurel]

I'M SO FUCKING RICH

[livid locust]

hey I need a harpoon over here

[manic hazel]

I bet 1 cookie noone can hit me

[supple meadow]

Same

[halcyon dove]

I've got 3

[eternal crescent]

Is everyone poor?

[cobalt laurel]

THANK YOU

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nxyover...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #4017

**Chatter**

nyxover_44057#0
@cobalt laurel

**Harpooner**

crashcubezeroone#0
@noble sun

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:3 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:3 UTC

[woeful apex]

it must suck being poor

[halcyon dove]

harpoon me pls

[night wedge]

ok

[fallow plinth]

🤑

[cobalt laurel]

@noble sun you actually hit me can you throw another one and miss please

[vivid prawn]

yall should all give me the harpoons since you guys are not using them

[rigid meteor]

hey you I impersonated you for a while once, throw harpoon at me as a revenge

[supple meadow]

I want a revive so I can kill my friend who I just invited to the server

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches bye...

HARPOONED - Case #6656

**Chatter**

bye8863#0
@upper hollow

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:4 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:4 UTC

[cobalt laurel]

Please share

[short stratus]

hey guys I need harpoons pretty please

[eternal crescent]

I threw like 10 harpoons and hit 2 this game is shite

[fathom meteor]

[halcyon dove]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

HARPOONED - Case #13645

**Chatter**

dereinehalt#0
@graceful holly

**Harpooner**

francisco_leon_#0
@night wedge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:4 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:4 UTC

[woeful apex]

[keen heron]

what’s the command for the free hourly harpoon

[night wedge]

Please god

[vivid prawn]

stop being ugly

[fluid saddle]

Neuro Karaoke

[night wedge]

Finally i can rest

[keen heron]

/harpoon

[eternal crescent]

People saving harpoons for april fools 2

[supple meadow]

That’s a thing?

[cobalt laurel]

Can I get all your leftover harpoons

[night wedge]

I forgive those who have harmed me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Neuro-sama...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[woeful apex]

free harpoon download no virus 2026 free download online free harpoon no virus download online

[night wedge]

Defeat ragebait

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Rock...

HARPOONED - Case #3657

**Chatter**

mike012668#0
@eternal crescent

**Harpooner**

aurytis11#0
@smoky swift

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:5 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:5 UTC

[night wedge]

Embrace joybait

[rigid meteor]

kind of you, to show you truly have forgiven, throw a harpoon at me

[cobalt laurel]

No me

[night wedge]

No

[fallen stump]

the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hswHOEQfj8

[forest socket]

640x407

[night wedge]

Great idea fuck you

[rigid meteor]

if you guys throw harpoon at me I will repost funny Neuro Meme

[fluid saddle]

Is there a harpoon in here

[low blaze]

something weird with emoji reacts

[supple meadow]

Cloudburst can I please get a revive

[runic orchid]

[cursive nova]

No harpoons but atleast im alive

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gourmet (Harpooned)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #13772

**Chatter**

gourmet#0
@rigid meteor

**Harpooner**

francisco_leon_#0
@night wedge

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:6 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:6 UTC

[fluid saddle]

Oh its you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DarkSide...

MISSED

DarkSide gained a harpoon

Laugh at PEliaz

[vivid prawn]

i just realized, you guys are so fucking umemployed, it's crazy

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Mr Wayne 64 [Ermcon]...

HARPOONED - Case #16804

**Chatter**

mrwayne64#0
@obsidian scroll

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:6 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:6 UTC

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[rigid meteor]

a promsie is a promise

[dire pebble]

you only just realized that??

damn

[fallen stump]

mods please revive me

[eternal crescent]

HesTaight

[supple meadow]

What, and you an employed? Loser

[cobalt laurel]

mods erase g0urra

[upbeat flint]

I have thrown 0 harpoon and hit -1 person this game, kind of fucked up

[lone thistle]

The hell is happening today

[night wedge]

I got 6 harpons

[blissful shell]

I'm employed, just unpaid

[runic orchid]

i just came home from work man

[gusty pulsar]

imagine attacking evil

[fluid saddle]

Ahhhhh it's @dire pebble BURN IT!!!!!

[gusty pulsar]

she would win against anyone here in a 1 v 1

[abstract ginkgo]

evil zeppelin can u stop bullying us please, it's mean

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches GG Knifemaster...

MISSED

GG Knifemaster gained a harpoon

Laugh at Aurytis11

[fathom meteor]

Usual stuff

[rigid meteor]

can avenge yourself 6 more times by throwin them at me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nesus...

HARPOONED - Case #5423

**Chatter**

nessuss#0
@acoustic juniper

**Harpooner**

shinnaakinai#0
@cedar orchid

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:7 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:7 UTC

[noble sun]

Can you actually hit twins?

[cobalt laurel]

No me

[night wedge]

No they are mine

[supple meadow]

No

[night wedge]

Im gonna kiss them

[golden sundial]

[cobalt laurel]

[cedar orchid]

Let’s goooooooo

[rigid meteor]

I will post a funny Neuro meme if you throw one at me, one that I have not shared yet.

[night wedge]

But like paltonically dumbs

[noble sun]

a shame

[halcyon dove]

[night wedge]

*platonically

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches CrashCubeZeroOne...

MISSED

CrashCubeZeroOne gained a harpoon

Laugh at Aurytis11

[sterile cradle]

Hey guys

[supple meadow]

@dire pebble can you please revive me?

[sterile cradle]

I want harpoons

[night wedge]

No.

[fathom meteor]

No

[noble sun]

imagine evil and neuro in harpoon war vs nn

[dire pebble]

i will consider it, but first, what can you offer me

[celest root]

Bruh

[rigid meteor]

guys look at Black Hole, preventing you from enjoying culture, harpoon them

[smoky swift]

noo, why am i missing now??

[fluid saddle]

Soooooo

[supple meadow]

Uhh

[night wedge]

Ah yes my pronoun is now them

[cobalt laurel]

They miss and we harpoon ourselves to save them from the embarrassment

[night wedge]

Very well then

[solid lance]

ur aim is bad

[rigid meteor]

it is because I have no clue what they are

[manic hazel]

guy I will post funny nwero if you harpoon me
(please i need some, i have 0)

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

MISSED

Black Hole gained a harpoon

Laugh at faith

[sterile cradle]

I want harpoons!!! :neurowant:

[abstract ginkgo]

mf you don't have pronouns listed

[halcyon pollen]

https://youtu.be/hlTV6Q_H-As

[supple meadow]

I can make stop motion videos with transformers

[noble sun]

is there a way to check if i've been harpooned yet?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches CrashCubeZeroOne...

HARPOONED - Case #16626

**Chatter**

crashcubezeroone#0
@noble sun

**Harpooner**

aurytis11#0
@smoky swift

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:9 UTC

[night wedge]

I dont have pronouns, refer to me only by my name

[dire pebble]

hmm...
do it with neuro and i'll consider it

[ornate oxide]

https://x.com/i/status/2038965466329411941 oh wow

次郎 ☕ (@JIRO_draws_cats)

#vedalverse
slime girl vedal transformation from MagicTheNoah's vid

(my oshi fr fr)

X · Mar 31, 2026, 1:03 PM

[fluid saddle]

What the heck am I looking at

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Aurytis11...

MISSED

Aurytis11 gained a harpoon

Laugh at GG Knifemaster

[rigid meteor]

too much effort

[smoky swift]

you get a role if you're harpooned

[weary ocean]

I think that's pretty obvious

[rancid violet]

Harpooning is back?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Caëde Rip[Ermcon]...

HARPOONED - Case #19691

**Chatter**

person__________________________#0
@sand kite

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:9 UTC

[night wedge]

Then you are not my friend.

[supple meadow]

I don’t have a Neuro figure to use for stop motion

[noble sun]

alright, that answers my question

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches GG Knifemaster...

MISSED

GG Knifemaster gained a harpoon

Laugh at Aurytis11

[dire pebble]

get one

[ornate oxide]

Your name is a pronoun, dipship

[rigid meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1439380712598798336/menacingwalk.gif

[cursive nova]

Do You know the wae

[rigid meteor]

not even if I post this?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches GG Knifemaster...

MISSED

GG Knifemaster gained a harpoon

Laugh at Aurytis11

[weary ocean]

Make one

[halcyon dove]

mods

[rancid shale]

Facts.

[halcyon dove]

pls

make me alive again

[lone thistle]

@smoky swift we both trash at throwing

[analog lava]

wtf is happening

[noble sun]

yes

[smoky swift]

bro is op

[night wedge]

Thats kind of offensive because you see my sensitiveness is off the charts

[untold ruin]

why is NN a bot spam channel now

[plain jacinth]

Harrrrporooon

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cipry727...

MISSED

Cipry727 gained a harpoon

Laugh at roilandxd

[cursive nova]

Aww bros dead

[eternal crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/forsen-neuro-sama-neuro-punch-kung-fu-gif-7012508769268906277

[supple meadow]

Cloudburst is refusing to revive me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches GG Knifemaster...

HARPOONED - Case #4775

**Chatter**

ggknifemaster#0
@lone thistle

**Harpooner**

aurytis11#0
@smoky swift

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:10 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:10 UTC

[night wedge]

Yes it is thats what i said

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Aurytis11...

HARPOONED - Case #3679

**Chatter**

aurytis11#0
@smoky swift

**Harpooner**

ggknifemaster#0
@lone thistle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:11 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:11 UTC

[halcyon dove]

I've been dead for an hour

[lone thistle]

[ornate oxide]

Dip the ship

[sly kettle]

[plain jacinth]

Ripbozo

[smoky swift]

god damnit, we traded

[cursive nova]

to all dead

[weary ocean]

Back from McDonald's and still no harpoons

[wanton epoch]

??????? https://youtu.be/hlTV6Q_H-As

[fathom meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359530258344185876/1467837374384832553/EVNRKiss226-400.gif

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Roi (TWIN KISS CONNOISEUR 💜💔)...

HARPOONED - Case #13190

**Chatter**

roilandxd#0
@ornate oxide

**Harpooner**

fasflsafwfwafsf#0
@celest root

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:11 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:11 UTC

[ornate oxide]

Approved

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Kid [Ermcon]...

HARPOONED - Case #7205

**Chatter**

thatonekid#0
@idle lion

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:11 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:11 UTC

[shut socket]

Hmm

[weary ocean]

Post the full message

[ornate oxide]

FUCK

[analog lava]

ohhh, the evil zeppelin is cloudburst and the other zeppelin is shiro.

[stable linden]

I got enough ppl harpooning me in general

Omg

[runic orchid]

including the spelling mistake?

[supple meadow]

Yes

[wanton epoch]

they didn't tell me there was a message ... smh

[weary ocean]

[celest root]

No its a horse🐴

[weary ocean]

om

[ornate oxide]

Wow you're so popular

[wanton epoch]

I'm just being nice and sharing it😭😭

[plain trellis]

I-I can't believe he took away abandoned archive from Shiro... ON HIS BIRTHDAY TOO 😭 😭 😭

[stable linden]

I got 18 harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Chaeho Yu...

MISSED

Chaeho Yu gained a harpoon

Laugh at Black Hole

[stable linden]

But cannot use them

F

[ornate oxide]

HARPOON THEM

[weary ocean]

[night wedge]

Idk who that is

[weary ocean]

[wanton epoch]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches key soulgluttony...

HARPOONED - Case #15130

**Chatter**

chiarore#0
@wanton epoch

**Harpooner**

fasflsafwfwafsf#0
@celest root

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:13 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:13 UTC

[obsidian flame]

Evils birthday tshirt shows up on april fools

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches StarcatWan...

HARPOONED - Case #19365

**Chatter**

starcata#0
@visual pebble

**Harpooner**

kfasdt#0
@formal ridge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:13 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:13 UTC

[night wedge]

Can we harpoon camila

[weary ocean]

I wonder if leaving and rejoining the server resets my harpoon count

[night wedge]

Imma try

[true roost]

i say eeeee

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches cardshark...

HARPOONED - Case #18487

**Chatter**

cardshark999#0
@visual merlin

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:13 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:13 UTC

[supple meadow]

Yes

[weary ocean]

@dire pebble

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Pizza Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[noble sun]

so how do revives work?

[stable linden]

Hi NN why yall not talking about neuro :o

[ivory lion]

I harpooned Koko so probably yeah

[supple meadow]

Mods give them out

[eternal crescent]

You need a potion

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at Black Hole

[obsidian flame]

Bruh

[celest root]

Who?

[short stratus]

too busy harpooning

[night wedge]

Fuck

[obsidian flame]

Oh shit how many harpoons do we get?

[cursive nova]

Imagine dying to a harpoon

[flat smelt]

Bully buhspoon

[cobalt laurel]

Mods will only revive specific people because life isn't fair

[short stratus]

camila must have a ton of harpoons by now

[eternal crescent]

Gey

[celest root]

Gey

[rancid violet]

Start with 5 it seems (since that's how many I have)

[lone orbit]

Buh

[noble sun]

ah cr

[gusty pulsar]

she was one of the first to be hit

[rancid violet]

Unless that carried over from last year

[rotund jacinth]

can we see who has the most harpoons?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Olimpico (????)...

HARPOONED - Case #2228

**Chatter**

olimpico13#0
@lone orbit

**Harpooner**

baracuda_fish67#0
@analog lava

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:15 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:15 UTC

[supple meadow]

Once she gets a revive she will massacre us

[ornate oxide]

Nooo don't harpoon meee👀 i'd hate to collect more harpoonsss

[livid locust]

does anybody mind throwing a harpoon at me?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Olimpico (????)...

MISSED

Olimpico(???) gained a harpoon

Laugh at faith

[rotund jacinth]

same

[sly kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1272563488220381204/biblicallyAccurateEvil.gif

[runic orchid]

nuero karaoke in 45 mins

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches P3R...

MISSED

P3R gained a harpoon

Laugh at watt patty

[slender yarrow]

gosh u are all so violent

[short stratus]

itd be really tragic if I was to be harpooned by several people and they all missed haahaha

[forest socket]

Thick of it.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches dumbledore...

HARPOONED - Case #17663

**Chatter**

dumbled#0
@maiden vessel

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:15 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:15 UTC

[celest root]

Yes. And?

[lusty lava]

Guys, are we sure this isn't general chat? It's April fools after all

[cursive nova]

And youre a god or why i can't hit ya

[keen heron]

Git gud I’m doing this while on the clock

[rotund jacinth]

so pb. what is the karaoe setlist today

[supple meadow]

Can I please get a revive?

[weary ocean]

queenpb, just so you know @dire pebble let tatsu be killed

[mighty aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359530258344185876/1467837374384832553/EVNRKiss226-400.gif

[woeful apex]

pibby

[keen heron]

It’s pibby

[rotund jacinth]

pb revive me so I can also violence

[untold ruin]

what are those twins doing

[lone orbit]

What

[ornate oxide]

Approved

[storm lodge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/754754520256479232/1487459697257742478/EvilHalt.gif

[lone orbit]

Who harpooned me??

[ornate oxide]

KISSING

[golden sundial]

Hi apopbis

[lone orbit]

Wtf

[runic orchid]

heya skeleton, are you excited for karaoke soon

[cursive nova]

We can do it to

[sly kettle]

tatsu

[night wedge]

There are genchatter here dont post this

[slender yarrow]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Tutel666...

HARPOONED - Case #1778

**Chatter**

valac1172#0
@cursive nova

**Harpooner**

meowpilledd#0
@short stratus

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:16 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:16 UTC

[golden sundial]

Didn't tatsu get harpooned?

[mighty aspen]

Hi Shadow Also yes, very much so.

[obsidian flame]

Im so funny

[keen heron]

[cursive nova]

Like frick ya

[keen heron]

Had to lower my brightness since I’m at work

[cursive nova]

[mighty aspen]

Smooching

[slender yarrow]

Wow, Give yourself a Pat On The Back. thats so clever

[keen heron]

Mods do /leaderboard

[cursive nova]

Vasco

[halcyon dove]

work

[supple meadow]

I would like to request a revive please

[worldly timber]

[short stratus]

:3

[analog lava]

wtf is even that

[lone thistle]

we need a harpoon elo

[obsidian flame]

Thank you i was worried it would go unnoticed

[runic orchid]

nuro hampter

[sly kettle]

[halcyon dove]

[stable linden]

i cant give ??

[final anvil]

Art

[lone orbit]

Where is sun god rah what did you do to the sun

[analog lava]

aint no way this is all real

[shut socket]

Hello what is your wisdom of today

[cursive nova]

#1vascohater #ifvascohaveahaterimoneofthem

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches yuru...

HARPOONED - Case #2634

**Chatter**

yuru__#0
@tidal mirage

**Harpooner**

toosmallpig#0
@coral crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:18 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:18 UTC

[fallen stump]

throw at people and hope it misses

[ornate oxide]

Woe we have so many camilas here

[slender yarrow]

fuck em up kill em dead

[short stratus]

[sly kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/camila-vtuber-vrchat-cute-funny-gif-15928548685216182602

[weary ocean]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches BLACK HOLE...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #1846

**Chatter**

the_void_10#0
@wise tide

**Harpooner**

francisco_leon_#0
@night wedge

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:18 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:18 UTC

[lusty lava]

NN ain't real dude, trust me

[keen heron]

Lord of Pibby

[stable linden]

i cant i got bullied ppl kept on targeting me in general chat

[shut socket]

Ok but I am dead still I can’t

[halcyon dove]

fucked up

[supple meadow]

Can I please be not dead?

[mighty aspen]

Mods, wiggle at this user

[lone thistle]

all of NN eradicated

[woeful apex]

[smoky swift]

apophis, lord of chaos, may i request a revival

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

MISSED

IBrinDoom08 gained a harpoon

Laugh at evolbug

[lone orbit]

:neurowiggle:

[runic orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1274795367287750666/nweroWiggle2.gif

[cursive nova]

Why black hole is still alive

[hazy tide]

damn no harpoons left

[ornate oxide]

APOPHIS! REVIVE ME SO I CAN HARPOON MY ENEMIES, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[cursive nova]

Someone get him

[coral crown]

what did i do?

[cursive nova]

Asap

[noble sun]

mods can you recycle my harpoons plz

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

MISSED

Black Hole gained a harpoon

Laugh at vasco

[autumn timber]

harp

[night wedge]

Love

[woeful apex]

harp

[night wedge]

Synau

[plain jacinth]

Aa a

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches reyforn...

HARPOONED - Case #11943

**Chatter**

reyforn#0
@light solar

**Harpooner**

wattpatty#0
@obsidian flame

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:19 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:19 UTC

[supple meadow]

We can’t aim

[short stratus]

HOW

[cursive nova]

Frick!

[stable linden]

i have even heard some ppl just create an altfor today and harpoon ppl

[weary ocean]

Chat, when are we getting money machine

[cursive nova]

Why meeee

Not hiiiim

[solid lance]

deserved

[cursive nova]

Heeeey mooooods
Black hole is using cheats!!! Even light cant hit a black hole

[stable linden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294817040195911692/1303160452309848096/nereDance.gif

[night wedge]

Wait can we kill him

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[supple meadow]

I invited my friend here so I could kill him but I need a revive for that

[night wedge]

Welcome to life

[stable linden]

is this an excuse for an alt-

[night wedge]

It aint fair

[stable linden]

;w;

[cursive nova]

Lets all throw harpoons and check

[runic orchid]

[slender yarrow]

I have no need for your pathetic life

[supple meadow]

No, he needs to know it was me

[night wedge]

To whom

[cursive nova]

You

[night wedge]

Why

[stable linden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1469756220804960369/1484718117459333241/neuro_low_cortisol_NB.gif

[supple meadow]

Please

[cobalt laurel]

Who are you and what did you do to Sun God Ra??

[cursive nova]

Why i can hit ya with harpoons?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

HARPOONED - Case #10040

**Chatter**

francisco_leon_#0
@night wedge

**Harpooner**

evolbug#0
@heady crown

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 17:21 UTC:**

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Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 17:21 UTC

[shut socket]

Umm

[ornate oxide]

Everyone so mean to me

[rigid meteor]

Demote me to mod so I can ban the people who threw harpoons at me

[heady crown]

i did it

[stoic imp]

Hi apophis!

[lunar canopy]

apophis more like stupid

[night wedge]

NOOOOOO