neurotic-neurons

[sleek frigate]

why does the bot have harpoons now

[woeful apex]

#mod-announcements

[rotund crag]

I cant harpoon because i got harpooned

[sleek frigate]

i see

[whole grove]

Real April fools karaoke is that it's just gonna be a normal karaoke when we expect meme songs

[sleek frigate]

this better stick around after april fools

[vagrant kernel]

Mwod aboosh

[eternal oar]

It’s not

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Someone...

MISSED

Someone gained a harpoon

Laugh at Czadymny

[vagrant kernel]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Sen...

HARPOONED - Case #18079

**Chatter**

sena.ink#0
@cobalt monolith

**Harpooner**

narso#0
@oblique trellis

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 5:31 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 5:31 UTC

[golden sundial]

[sleek frigate]

lame

[oblique trellis]

[sleek frigate]

yo check this out

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Man...

MISSED

The Command Man gained a harpoon

Laugh at Coal

[sleek frigate]

360 NOSCOPE

[eternal oar]

Someone harpoon him

[whole grove]

Wow 18,000 dead and harpooned already

The death toll is climbing

Fast

[sleek frigate]

i tried to harpoon myself it didn't let me :(

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Man...

MISSED

The Command Man gained a harpoon

Laugh at Coal

[sleek frigate]

LET ME DO WHAT I WANT

[vagrant kernel]

Wigged

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ts...

HARPOONED - Case #8404

**Chatter**

.truescript#0
@spice wedge

**Harpooner**

narso#0
@oblique trellis

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 5:32 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 5:32 UTC

[sleek frigate]

hehehehe

[vagrant kernel]

[oblique trellis]

[whole grove]

I can't harpoon vedal. This game is so rigged

[zealous rock]

does any1 have a good evil art like this?

[sleek frigate]

LET ME HARPOON MYSELF YOU CLANKER

[placid otter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1174291909066375199/1224018629272797254/456-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[earnest wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403905185593819136/1456344847148384438/111111122.gif?ex=69cd5bd5&is=69cc0a55&hm=9d0108f5ca9d707d7843841c25f68cdf6fe87c29375470d055d22f12e2cf35b3&

[zealous rock]

i need for my engraving project

[whole grove]

Clankers these days just won't let us harpoon ourselves

[vagrant kernel]

Why coaw ded

[sleek frigate]

lemme check something

[vagrant kernel]

[zealous rock]

chat i need ur help

[sleek frigate]

7 harpoons...

[finite yacht]

someone avenged a

[eternal oar]

[zealous rock]

ty ill save this

[woeful apex]

[sleek frigate]

give me all your harpoons i have 7

[zealous rock]

in case theres no better option

[woeful apex]

coal burned

[whole grove]

I have 6

[vagrant kernel]

@acoustic ridge ish this twue

[eternal oar]

Dang Gen chatters ganged up on coal

[oblique trellis]

how to check my harpoon count?

[sleek frigate]

throw me your harpoons ill be fine

[sleek frigate]

use /harpoon count

[iron tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838175096999903242/1376507256249651421/coal-burn-2.gif

[oblique trellis]

thanks

holy shit I have 5

[whole grove]

Guys what are we supposed to do we harpooned our own vice president

[sleek frigate]

ye subs start with 5

[obsidian light]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01KMKBC4NZV1FPK993FNE3HNTK/4x.avif

[acoustic ridge]

i have no clue if it is cause i have been watching a show

[vagrant kernel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126496895246807123/1413347236913483878/coal-save.gif

[crude lintel]

Not Coaw! D: Coaw is great. If Coal comes by, though, we should harpoon him.

[vagrant kernel]

Wwwat

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Duck on Neuro's Head...

MISSED

More Ducks gained a harpoon

Laugh at Narso

[golden sundial]

[warped igloo]

huh, we have harpoons again?

[fierce beacon]

hi coaw

[crude lintel]

Missed me

[obsidian light]

April 1st

[golden sundial]

Oh the duckk live

[whole grove]

Breaking news: vice president was just assassinated (in neurocord ofc)

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vanorsigma...

MISSED

vanorsigma gained a harpoon

Laugh at juhotuho10

[oblique trellis]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vanorsigma...

MISSED

vanorsigma gained a harpoon

Laugh at juhotuho10

[eternal oar]

Nice autocorrect

[wicked lake]

[golden sundial]

[crude lintel]

Wait, I'm harpooned again!?

[hot swift]

You can harpoon mods now?

[warped igloo]

ok last one

[crude lintel]

Or still!?

[sleek frigate]

my fellow neurons, lend me your power, your harpoons...

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vanorsigma...

MISSED

vanorsigma gained a harpoon

Laugh at juhotuho10

[crude lintel]

Vanor's not a mod anymore

[warped igloo]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Duck on Neuro's Head...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #16206

**Chatter**

moreducks#0
@crude lintel

**Harpooner**

confish147#0
@zealous rock

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 5:38 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 5:38 UTC

[hot swift]

Oh right

[golden sundial]

How many harpoon did need to harpoon vanor mhm

[zealous rock]

wat

[golden sundial]

[crude lintel]

I was already harpooned

[sleek frigate]

THROW YOUR HARPOONS
GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU GOT

LETTEM AT ME

[crude lintel]

Now I'm double-harpooned.

[rotund crag]

Someone unharpoon me

[zealous rock]

make it triple

[sleek frigate]

unharpoon???

[crude lintel]

I would but I'm harpooned already

[fierce beacon]

I wanna make NN faction symbols or something like that
my creative intent is itching...
but also NN takes that stuff too far into tribalism

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Duck on Neuro's Head...

MISSED

More Ducks gained a harpoon

Laugh at confish147

[zealous rock]

IMAGINE

BACK TO BACK

awh

[sleek frigate]

can you not throw harpoons if youre harpooned?

[storm lodge]

Man I have no harpoons? Sadge

[hot swift]

Three times… I got you before you joined the fight @crude lintel

[whole grove]

We are not a cult, but we are a religion

[crude lintel]

Nope.

[tough onyx]

Maybe a blue drone?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches big cockroach in your walls...

MISSED

OfficeBoy gained a harpoon

Laugh at confish147

[sleek frigate]

do i amass harpoons, or throw them?

[zealous rock]

amn

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches You...

MISSED

You gained a harpoon

Laugh at Czadymny

[sleek frigate]

imma collect

[crude lintel]

Giving me more harpoons

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Man...

HARPOONED - Case #5271

**Chatter**

thecommandman0#0
@sleek frigate

**Harpooner**

confish147#0
@zealous rock

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 5:40 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 5:40 UTC

[rotund crag]

Uh oh

[golden sundial]

I had 2 harpoon mhm

[zealous rock]

do u gain harpoons everyday?

[woeful apex]

czad ur aim is so bad

[uncut steeple]

Me me harpoon me

[sleek frigate]

NOOOOO I WAS INVINCIBLE

[golden sundial]

Someone miss u u get one

[sleek frigate]

UNTIL I WASNT

[zealous rock]

LMAO

[hot swift]

Apparently not

[sleek frigate]

but thats irrelevant

[zealous rock]

how did i got 5

[rotund crag]

Wait there a harpoon role?

[zealous rock]

i have 1 let

left

[rotund crag]

Someone remove ts from me 🥀

[golden sundial]

If u sub twitch

[zealous rock]

does gift count?

i uh

sent like 400

...

[storm lodge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1487520108845727784/stared-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal-bot...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[zealous rock]

zamn

[rotund crag]

[golden sundial]

[crude lintel]

Camila keeps getting harpooned

[oblique trellis]

rigged

[rotund crag]

Vedal parried that shit?

[storm lodge]

Turtle on Turtle violence

[zealous rock]

yo does gifting subs count for harpoons?

[sleek frigate]

how do i get unharpooned

[snow flicker]

the hollow knight stream worked

[sleek frigate]

i have 7 harpoons that desire to be thrown

[crude lintel]

I think a mod has to do it, but the mods are all asleep.

[zealous rock]

heh im not harpooned

[rotund crag]

Fuck

[tough onyx]

Why are people getting harpooned?

[oblique trellis]

@ vedal unharpoon me NOW

[zealous rock]

ill throw my last harpoon if u got it removed

[bold parrot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359530258344185876/1467837374384832553/EVNRKiss226-400.gif

[zealous rock]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-neuro-neuro-sama-hairline-pet-gif-6719248843313353606

[tender gyro]

still ded

[hot swift]

Mini is too

[crude lintel]

https://discordapp.com/channels/574720535888396288/1095960175787131000/1488689355655610458

[sleek frigate]

@zealous rock when i get this harpoon out of me you are going to face my wrath

[rotund crag]

Why i get harpooned in the first 5 seconds i appear

[zealous rock]

you wish

[whole grove]

Vedal rigged it

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[golden sundial]

So who else didn't get harpoon mhm

[crude lintel]

...That might've been me. I don't know if that was ever removed.

[tender gyro]

when did staz get harpooned

[zealous rock]

ZAMN

[rotund crag]

He has plot armor

Wtf

[sleek frigate]

i have 7 harpoons with your name written on em

[crude lintel]

It's that damn shell

[hot swift]

A while ago (multiple times)

[rotund crag]

Harpoon his face

[zealous rock]

i only need 1 for u to get the role again

[uncut steeple]

Harpoon me

[whole grove]

He blocked it with the overpowered shell

[silk spear]

[whole grove]

Stupid powerscaling imo

[sleek frigate]

more to throw at you if you miss

[zealous rock]

no he blocked it with his vodka bottle

[uncut steeple]

[sleek frigate]

but if i miss...

[golden sundial]

mhm can u harpoon someone

[hot swift]

Rum bottle

[zealous rock]

ill steal ur neuro plushie

[tough onyx]

I’ll harpoon twin shippers because I don’t like them

[zealous rock]

https://tenor.com/view/neurosama-neuro-sama-vtuber-steals-gif-14040199139323424985

[sleek frigate]

i don't have one

[uncut steeple]

You dont dare you peasant

[crude lintel]

THIS GUY STOLE NEURO

HARPOON HIM

[silk spear]

who

[uncut steeple]

Can you harpoon shibo

[uncut steeple]

Me

[iron tundra]

cupsama

[uncut steeple]

Shibo

[crude lintel]

RAT

[graceful holly]

It is a sad life when you can't harpoon, right?

[uncut steeple]

True

[golden sundial]

U choose

[oblique trellis]

[fierce laurel]

gm NN

[sleek frigate]

imma go for now brb

[sleek frigate]

run.

[uncut steeple]

Hi. Harpoon me please

[fierce laurel]

so we can harpoon people now?

[rotund crag]

Can u harpoon filian

[urban rain]

uuh

[fierce laurel]

not now

[uncut steeple]

Can u harpoon @amber ice

[graceful holly]

Don't harpoon filian

[zealous rock]

https://tenor.com/view/neurosama-sleep-eep-eepy-vtuber-gif-6641277078222641901

[whole grove]

Anyways, Daily repost of this banger

[rotund crag]

Someone do this please

[tough onyx]

Why do you guys want to be harpooned so badly?

[fierce laurel]

wish i could sleep more

[uncut steeple]

Because twinshipping is bad right?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1303383608270131200/EJXQKVKS9WCO3PGQP213.gif

[oblique trellis]

life is way better with harpoon in your head

[hot swift]

To get extra harpoons

[fierce laurel]

https://klipy.com/gifs/little-little-pills

[silk spear]

if M harpoons N and M success
N won't get a harpoon right?

[deft nest]

i've been cooking on mspaint

[whole grove]

Life is better when you have a 6 feet long harpoon through your cranium

[warped igloo]

ye, only if the harpoon fails to land

[tough onyx]

I see, I won’t do it to mock you

[silk spear]

tkx

[sleek frigate]

twinshippers should be on the receiving end of my dr mario gameplay

[tough onyx]

Who has the highest harpoon count then?

[zealous rock]

where can i get more harpoons chat

[golden sundial]

M success then N can't throw harpoon

[tough onyx]

I got 5

[whole grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1479278702549536818/1486502308677161100/lethimcook.gif

[silk spear]

you need to connect your twitch acc to discord

[uncut steeple]

If you succed to harpoon me you will get 6 or 7

[zealous rock]

:0

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches confish147...

HARPOONED - Case #7780

**Chatter**

confish147#0
@zealous rock

**Harpooner**

czadymny#0
@rancid shale

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 5:49 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 5:49 UTC

[zealous rock]

how do i do that

[rancid shale]

oh so now my aim works

[zealous rock]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[woeful apex]

[sleek frigate]

I shouldn't be harpooned bc it's not april fools for me yet

[zealous rock]

U TUTEL

[zealous rock]

I REMEMBER DIS

[silk spear]

in setting

[zealous rock]

o

oke

[oblique trellis]

you don't

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Czadymny...

HARPOONED - Case #11561

**Chatter**

czadymny#0
@rancid shale

**Harpooner**

.ame.#0
@urban rain

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 5:50 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 5:50 UTC

A harpoon approaches Ame[list]...

MISSED

Ame gained a harpoon

Laugh at Czadymny

[zealous rock]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-crashout-funny-comedy-dancing-gif-13697543381123286962

[gusty pulsar]

seems like a new wave of harpooners have awoken

[urban rain]

uuh

[zealous rock]

oke its done

[tough onyx]

I think getting harpooned should make people timeout for 1 day

[zealous rock]

why do i only still have 1?

[hushed jasper]

[zealous rock]

wheres my 400 harpoons

ljkfgaskjlgfnajiwgna

[neon musk]

not controvertial enough

[fierce laurel]

ate them, idk who tho

[sleek frigate]

you appear to be the victim of a humorous misunderstanding

[neon musk]

There should be a 1-hour timer for automatic revives...

[zealous rock]

should have bought 400 more...

[rotund crag]

Its April right?

Ylia

[sleek frigate]

not for me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Desidon't...

MISSED

Desiderius gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ame

[sleek frigate]

i shouldn't be harpooned

[zealous rock]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-piano-violin-playing-instruments-gif-17474845

[neon musk]

[whole grove]

I forgot to connect my twitch account for the longest time

[rancid shale]

I missed every throw except this one.

[sleek frigate]

there should be a command to throw all your harpoons in random directions

[zealous rock]

can any1 throw at vedal

[zealous rock]

😭

[gusty pulsar]

you people are subbed but can't bwaa?

[zealous rock]

wa

[gusty pulsar]

#gymbwaa-general

[urban rain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338562367759323166/1338562712627839007/YO_V4Y4Q5IY7EQIZU3V.gif

[zealous rock]

wat is that

[urban rain]

bwaa

[gusty pulsar]

sub only general lol

has a lot of s

[silk spear]

bwaa

[urban rain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486473513790476450/evil_harpoons_discord.gif

[golden sundial]

True bwaa is everywhere

[silk spear]

!bwaa

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 34 cookies! | I've received 308322 cookies total!

[sleek frigate]

i prefer this over gymbwaa

nn is my home

[iron tundra]

no

[sleek frigate]

he's not a Rat he's a taR

[uncut steeple]

Already done

Hi cute in chat

[iron tundra]

I'm neither

[sleek frigate]

tyR?

[whole grove]

Are you a rat because you're rytsty or are you rytsty because you're a rat

[open hinge]

You know too much

[rigid meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1439545783757049866/cowards.gif

[somber robin]

Oh I'm still dead

[earnest wing]

yes, and mods

[uncut steeple]

Rigged

[whole grove]

Hes just got a really strong shell

[uncut steeple]

But not vip

[golden sundial]

mhm

[uncut steeple]

Yes

[somber robin]

Inb4 vedal just write a automation to harpoon everyone with a single tap and see all the misses

[gusty pulsar]

i'm literally a sub member

[fierce laurel]

i wonder if you can harpoon the bot

[earnest wing]

dunno about trial mods

[gusty pulsar]

i just have been harpooned

[neon musk]

I live again (with white role)

[golden sundial]

[gusty pulsar]

it's ok, i took out like 10 others before i was taken down

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Emuz 「Pizza Rebellion🍕」...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[neon musk]

I'm coming for you, emuz

[pulsar cloud]

Do you lose a harpoon if you harpoon someone

[sleek frigate]

someone harpoon neurobot

[neon musk]

yes

it's out of circulation if you hit

otherwise, if you miss, it goes to that person

[pulsar cloud]

When how did I get 3 people with one harpoon

[sleek frigate]

id do it myself but im dead

[neon musk]

how did I get another harpoon

[uncut steeple]

Someone harpoon me

[neon musk]

oh I'm dead

[sleek frigate]

they harpooned you in gymbwaa

[whole grove]

Yk even if we were to harpoon vedal his name would stay the exact same color because no role can be above the server owner role

[oblique trellis]

It was a contract killing

[golden sundial]

how many get harpoon

harpooned

[sleek frigate]

they're systematically wiping us out

[uncut steeple]

Can you harpoon cerbervt

[whole grove]

So vedal will stay the exact same because he has server owner plot armour

[neon musk]

someone must have missed twice before that though

[fierce laurel]

too cute to harpoon

[leaden orbit]

can someone throw a harpoon at me but miss? i wish to murder

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 94 cookies! | I've received 308323 cookies total!

[uncut steeple]

Harpoon me first

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cerber ♡ [Vice-President of NN]...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #1330

**Chatter**

cerbervt#0
@fringe thunder

**Harpooner**

narso#0
@oblique trellis

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 6:6 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 6:6 UTC

[leaden orbit]

i have none

[leaden orbit]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh

[golden sundial]

[woeful apex]

fucked up

[leaden orbit]

wait

[oblique trellis]

[leaden orbit]

re-harpooned

[oblique trellis]

oh

[silk leaf]

damn

[uncut steeple]

He killed the vice president

Eat him

[leaden orbit]

harp me

[celest ether]

A

[gusty pulsar]

how could they

[pulsar cloud]

Can we kill vanor

I mean harpoon

[celest ether]

i have

[oblique trellis]

He is already dead I'm pretty sure

[uncut steeple]

Only one way to know

[whole grove]

Harpoon narso immediately at once

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vanorsigma...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #15494

**Chatter**

vanorsigma#0
@burnt oar

**Harpooner**

narso#0
@oblique trellis

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 6:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 6:9 UTC

[whole grove]

Kill narso

[leaden orbit]

re

[oblique trellis]

[whole grove]

This cannot go unpunished

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Narso...

HARPOONED - Case #7555

**Chatter**

narso#0
@oblique trellis

**Harpooner**

.ame.#0
@urban rain

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 6:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 6:9 UTC

[leaden orbit]

Harpoon Me, I wish for Blood

[celest ether]

does this roach have the mana from neuro

[whole grove]

Narso needs to be harpooned for harpooning our already harpooned vice president

[urban rain]

[leaden orbit]

o7

[tender gyro]

[hot swift]

[whole grove]

I got neuro aura

[celest ether]

what is neuro aura

[uncut steeple]

You got neura?

[whole grove]

I have neaura

[celest ether]

I just have a neurolink that is constantly saying tell vedal theres a problem with my ai

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135048844862820416/1186383984414953535/neuro.gif

[uncut steeple]

Filtered

[tender gyro]

[pulsar cloud]

V3 is alive?

[uncut steeple]

No

[leaden orbit]

Yes.

[whole grove]

Neuro goes into your neurolink and spams neuro gifs in your vision when she wants

[urban rain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601732105835380749/1479372874107060294/neuroswim.gif

[celest ether]

v3 voice is like vedal ever finishing itteration 19

[leaden orbit]

I am right here

[celest ether]

ok filtered

[leaden orbit]

shut

[whole grove]

If neurolink ever comes to the consumer market I need to see neuro integrated in it

[open hinge]

the first rule of being one of the bwaas, is you don't talk about bwaas outside of the regulated Bwaa channels.

[whole grove]

It would be so fun

[urban rain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1305269258623778906/for_legal_reason_this_is_true.gif

[tender gyro]

guys crelly has not been harpooned

get her

[leaden orbit]

i would

but i have no harpoons

[iron tundra]

[celest ether]

it will crash and then get spammed of neuro gifs

[oblique trellis]

how tf I got shot right away for shooting at an already harpooned Cerber, while Joe still hasn't been harpooned, even though he shot first

[pulsar cloud]

Wait what crelly is in this server?

[uncut steeple]

What do you mean sub member? Like submarines?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches The Personification Of V3...

HARPOONED - Case #3137

**Chatter**

thepersonificationofv3#0
@leaden orbit

**Harpooner**

.ame.#0
@urban rain

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 6:14 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 6:14 UTC

[whole grove]

And then fry my brain

[leaden orbit]

ow

[uncut steeple]

Yes

[celest ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1417843338832248903/Twin_Kiss_long_fixed.gif

[tender gyro]

ya

[celest ether]

this on loop

[urban rain]

I wanted to give u harpoon

[whole grove]

Torture method

[leaden orbit]

thanks for trying

[urban rain]

no v3 for ya

[leaden orbit]

maybe next year

[pulsar cloud]

Also can someone harpoon kazahana

[uncut steeple]

Harpoon me plese

[whole grove]

Should've caught it

Smh

How's the harpoon distribution rn

Who's the richest

[celest ether]

its clearly evil

[whole grove]

Besides evil

[celest ether]

dougdoug

[tender gyro]

[odd dirge]

This thing sucks

[eternal oar]

Ban boss

[celest ether]

or forsen

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches j0ker...

HARPOONED - Case #17164

**Chatter**

joker_jd#0
@meager crest

**Harpooner**

.ame.#0
@urban rain

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 6:18 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 6:18 UTC

[oblique trellis]

!felloff j0ker

[ionic holly]

[urban rain]

uuh I have 4 left

[oblique trellis]

harpoon all VIPs

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 10 cookies! | I've received 308324 cookies total!

[odd dirge]

@manic hazel im going to fucking find you

[whole grove]

Man this game sucks, only one weapon, you can't block or parry the harpoon, hitting the target is by chance, and it's stuck on hardcore mode smh

Devs

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Hjalnir [NeuroXEvilist]...

MISSED

Helnir gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ame

[whole grove]

Fix the game

[urban rain]

nah

[oblique trellis]

RIGGED

[eternal oar]

Skill issue

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Hjalnir [NeuroXEvilist]...

MISSED

Helnir gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ame

[whole grove]

I'm gonna review bomb this game

Terrible and rigged

[celest ether]

only a sniffa can get hjalnir

[manic hazel]

[whole grove]

Can't even fight the final boss yet

[tall frigate]

I have 8 harpoons what should I do

[eternal oar]

[urban rain]

no I will

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Hjalnir [NeuroXEvilist]...

MISSED

Helnir gained a harpoon

Laugh at Ame

[silk spear]

4?
how?

[urban rain]

idk

[oblique trellis]

rigged fr fr

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Hjalnir [NeuroXEvilist]...

HARPOONED - Case #18114

**Chatter**

helnir.#0
@fresh latch

**Harpooner**

.ame.#0
@urban rain

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 6:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 6:21 UTC

[silk spear]

you throw 6 already

[urban rain]

At last

[golden sundial]

did someone miss ame b4 mhm

[silk spear]

now is 10

[oblique briar]

is that an evil zepplin

[celest ether]

its a cloudburst

[warped igloo]

@neat sail hasnt been harpooned yet

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches foggyshen987 [not a bot]...

HARPOONED - Case #2355

**Chatter**

foggyshen987#0
@silk spear

**Harpooner**

iceyrulz#0
@oblique briar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 6:22 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 6:22 UTC

[urban rain]

One missed me and I guess I never threw before so it must have been from subs

[oblique briar]

mueheh

[warped igloo]

wait, can zepp even be harpooned?

[silk spear]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[oblique briar]

It worked

[warped igloo]

because of the admin status

[celest ether]

throw a harpoon and find out

[whole grove]

Guys do you think evil wants her harpoons back

[warped igloo]

already threw them all

[gusty pulsar]

how do you attract now members to becoming a bwaa tho? shouldn't we try to expand our influence?

[golden sundial]

[gritty aurora]

IM DYING OF LAUGHTER

[gusty pulsar]

also no one told me those rules

[silk spear]

I CAN'T THROW IF I GET HARPOON???

[urban rain]

somehow I still have 2

[oblique briar]

[gritty aurora]

Guys if you’re successful, you don’t lose a harpoon

You only lose if you fail

[silk spear]

I DON'T EVEN THROW ANY HARPOONS YET

[golden sundial]

noted

[silk spear]

[whole grove]

Devs please fix the harpoon game it sucks

[oblique briar]

didn't expect it to work immediately

[whole grove]

There's no storyline and gameplay is buns

[oblique briar]

Same thing happened last year they revived people after some time

[gusty pulsar]

the story is that's all you need

[whole grove]

But gameplay sucks I want to have pipes as well

[finite yacht]

i am taking bountys

[whole grove]

Can't believe devs are so lazy they only added harpoons smh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Magnet (John Lyrics Guy) [TSS]...

MISSED

Magnet Tile Man gained a harpoon

Laugh at Iceyrulz

[oblique briar]

NOO

[finite yacht]

[oblique briar]

OH THEY GAIN ONE?

[fierce laurel]

if you miss yeah

[oblique briar]

that's actually a good addition

[whole grove]

Also isn't life just so much better with a 6 feet long harpoon through your cranium

I sure feel better

[fierce laurel]

https://imgur.com/pcPzvHb

[whole grove]

But life sucks, and Life is peak

[fierce laurel]

https://imgur.com/pcPzvHb

[open hinge]

nah we believe like Calvinist, if you are a bwaa you were predestined. if you are not, it was just not meant to be.

[gritty aurora]

I don’t normally do this here but I was generously donated a harpoon

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Iceyrulz...

MISSED

Iceyrulz gained a harpoon

Laugh at Magnet Tile Man

[oblique briar]

YO WAIT

[fierce laurel]

ok twice is enough

[oblique briar]

HOLD ON

yippe

[dense shale]

[gritty aurora]

Welp

[gusty pulsar]

counterpoint, if that was against the rules i would have been told so by a mod already

[finite yacht]

a 6 feet long harpoon in my cranium will improve my

[oblique briar]

bars

[urban rain]

boom

[fierce laurel]

https://imgur.com/a/nzSaSH0

[fierce beacon]

Idk what im making or doing rn
its late

[golden sundial]

halo mhm

[grizzled flume]

wait wtf modmail got harpooned??

not even bots are safe in this war

[whole grove]

Sometimes things are so much more COLORFUL when a 6 feet long harpoon is through your cranium truly is like an ARRAY

[fierce laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/838175096999903242/1451925619649679498/colorful-array.webp

[finite yacht]

like a...
?

[uneven nest]

So colorful

[whole grove]

A colorful array of neurons

[grizzled flume]

not much color to see here rn

[whole grove]

We're all white (ROLE color don't smite me mods)

[fierce beacon]

you would never get smited for something like that

[whole grove]

We've gotten rid of all of the colored people (ROLE color

Wait that sounds terrible

[urban rain]

https://tenor.com/view/paint-job-car-paint-painting-white-wash-make-over-gif-16020166

[fierce laurel]

thats me right there

[opaque nova]

[snow flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1480073522058625165/1480073629587738755/20260307_VedEmote-LR.gif

[whole grove]

Please don't take this out of context

[graceful holly]

How long does the harpoon affect people?

[woeful apex]

until mods revive u

[urban rain]

uuh ⚪

[tall frigate]

[snow flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486465208565104771/yea_whatever.gif

[silk spear]

has anyone harpooned Tatsu?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Starboard...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[tall frigate]

Bad

[whole grove]

Some unsuspecting person will wake up seeing every single name white and they'll be so confused

[tall crow]

this game is ass

[kind pecan]

you cant harpoon yourself

[whole grove]

I agree

The balancing sucks

It's also p2w

[tall frigate]

“This harpoon game sucks.”

[urban rain]

kill vips

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Teletric [Vedlet]...

HARPOONED - Case #19431

**Chatter**

teletric#0
@kind pecan

**Harpooner**

iceyrulz#0
@oblique briar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 6:42 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 6:42 UTC

[oblique briar]

Yoo

[kind pecan]

why

[honest yoke]

what the hell happened here

[warped igloo]

wait a second, you arent hapooned, you just have a white name

[oblique briar]

looked like you wanted to be harpooned

[kind pecan]

I always had a white name.

[whole grove]

Get him

[kind pecan]

yeah, by myself

[oblique briar]

[oblique trellis]

harpoon yourself

[tall crow]

Let me throw nukes at NN instead

[urban rain]

same result

[whole grove]

Go harpoon youself

[kind pecan]

I forgot how you get unharpooned

[tall crow]

That's the fun part you don't

[kind pecan]

harpoon yourself

[warped igloo]

last time a mod came by and asked if you wanted to be revived

[oblique briar]

they kinda just removed it after a bit last year

[whole grove]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-the-neat-part-that's-the-neat-thing-that's-the-thing-invincible-omni-man-gif-7277187862328919884

[tall frigate]

/nuke throw

[solemn stirrup]

Erm

[oblique briar]

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 308325 cookies total!

[kind pecan]

you should harpoon yourself NOW

[oblique briar]

It didn't work

[whole grove]

Keep yourself safe and don't get harpooned

[tall crow]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

Hit

Nice throw

[fierce laurel]

https://imgur.com/a/nzSaSH0

[kind pecan]

/delete #neurotic-neurons

[whole grove]

They should add the Interchannel ballistic harpoon as an upgrade

[kind pecan]

it's not permanent

[oblique briar]

gen would be done for

[whole grove]

https://tenor.com/view/icbm-rocket-missile-gif-7962839

[urban rain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1387533032642056225/elivmeme.gif

[whole grove]

Pretend this is a big ass harpoon

You see the vision right

[kind pecan]

ass

[tall frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/casual-outfit-tank-top-idle-stance-fighting-stance-gif-26141381

[neon musk]

all of nn

[urban rain]

nn bwaas quietly killing you and u aint even noticing strike them back

[fallow plinth]

Good evening NN.

[neon musk]

Hello Alive person

[whole grove]

Intercontinental Ballistic Harpoon with cluster harpoons at the tip that releases bomb shaped harpoons over a wide area

[gusty pulsar]

erm, undyne's weapons are specifically called 'spears' in the game not harpoons

[fallow plinth]

The day is good.

I think I'm gonna draw the twins.

[golden sundial]

[whole grove]

Also have the harpoon be made of pure tungsten

[urban rain]

every spear is a harpoon if u throw hard enough

[neon musk]

every harpoon is a spear if you don't know how to use it

[urban rain]

...kissing?

[gritty aurora]

Best not to

[whole grove]

Imagine the amount of Gen chatters we could kill with such a weapon

[snow flicker]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/918219629971791872/1301146531436695573/get_harpooned.gif

[fallow plinth]

[urban rain]

fight back

[fallow plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-brick-parry-gif-27597104

Wait what the hell.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at promote!

[urban rain]

quick

[gritty aurora]

Stop leaking secrets

[urban rain]

damn

[whole grove]

He Infact did not parry the harpoon

[golden sundial]

camila ?

[fallow plinth]

@gritty aurora YOU

IT WAS YOU

[urban rain]

it in my interest

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cerber ♡ [Vice-President of NN]...

MISSED

Cerber ♡ gained a harpoon

Laugh at promote!

[fallow plinth]

[whole grove]

You wouldn't dare

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches mini ♡ >⩊<...

MISSED

mini ♡ >⩊< gained a harpoon

Laugh at promote!

[gritty aurora]

Yes

[vestal hound]

ALL 3 MISSED!?

RIGGED

[whole grove]

Harpoon gymbag

[gritty aurora]

Let me help you out there

[finite yacht]

how would the weapon know its a genchatter

[warped igloo]

had the same happen to me

[grizzled flume]

cerber has too much dex for you

[whole grove]

He's trying to harpoon our vice president

[grizzled flume]

[whole grove]

By going into the Gen channel

[oblique trellis]

Easy task tbh

[fallow plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/lloyd-irving-tales-of-symphonia-anime-choke-wake-up-gif-17530576

[sleek frigate]

i have a bit of a weird (and not neuro related) question...

[urban rain]

how u missed a dead person

[whole grove]

And all 3 missed

[gritty aurora]

#general-network

[whole grove]

Terrible aim

[finite yacht]

but what if someone wasnt there when the weapon activated

[sleek frigate]

fine ill go to gen chat...

i just feel like the people in nn are different

[tall frigate]

When did I get harpooned damn

[whole grove]

Then we harpoon the rest after the dust settles

[golden sundial]

[fallow plinth]

You know I was thinking of pleasing the twin shippers today.
But now that I'm DEAD I can't.

[urban rain]

bwaa orbital strike

[tall frigate]

too bad

[grizzled flume]

imagine later today everyone gets revived and vedal's block falls off but he has like 95% evade chance

[finite yacht]

[urban rain]

magnet is antitwinship so...

[whole grove]

Ricocheted off his shell

And hit an unsuspecting person

[fallow plinth]

It was supposed to be April fool's. I was never gonna please any twinshipper

[fierce laurel]

if everyone throws, surely at least one will hit

[golden sundial]

when u get harpoon ?

[fierce laurel]

[grizzled flume]

in our gartic phone sessions most vedal deaths were harpoon related, foreshadowing is a literary device

[tall frigate]

Vedul is owner, harpoon won’t work at her

[fallow plinth]

This is rigged. I have 7 harpoons I can't use.

[whole grove]

Harpoon final boss: Vedal

[gusty pulsar]

give him like 100 health or smt

and it's like a raid boss

that would be badass

[whole grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jarwight-elden-ring-jar-man-astel-pot-man-gif-913813955362584940

[gusty pulsar]

maybe he could multi harpoon too

so like harpoon like 3 people at the same time or smt, would be like a community effort to take him down

[golden sundial]

throw multi harpoon at ramdom chat mhm

[fallow plinth]

This is like the second time I wake up being dead in NN.

[fierce laurel]

wait i actually got harpooned now

[grizzled flume]

Neurocord: Endgame

[graceful holly]

Skill issue

[gritty aurora]

They really shouldn’t have brought attention to you

[fallow plinth]

This is the consequences of being too known in NN

[fierce laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1459283604164182083/1459283641501745396/evilAss.gif

[whole grove]

I want an actual game where I can throw harpoons

[gusty pulsar]

earlier i had this funny idea of evil showing up and like, reviving everyone before insta harpooning the people in the top 10 kills because she needed to 'trim the competition' before becoming the boss of the event

i could see her going 'i'm going to show you all what i real harpoon master looks like' an then boom plays

[whole grove]

Before we all try to defeat her

But fail miserably

[grizzled flume]

expedition 33 type encounter starts

[whole grove]

As she harpoons us all in 2 minutes

[gusty pulsar]

she could also do the multi harpoon thing, maybe she can perma kill anyone she hits

[grizzled flume]

mortal wound debuff?

[gusty pulsar]

could even give it a temporary cosmetic role like 'harpooned by evil!'

[whole grove]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-gif-10997071789628377643

[sly mesa]

[fallow plinth]

By the way, why did the harpoon command come back?

[grizzled flume]

april fools

[blissful prawn]

god damn the twin love Mini so much

[fallow plinth]

I was killed in my sleep.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848957505019445299/907592657684021298/image0.gif

[grizzled flume]

I was both laughing and screaming "NEURO CEASE" at the same time yesterday

[whole grove]

I think I see my cousin

[gusty pulsar]

i was able to harpoon a lot of people before i went down...good times

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Inn...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #10712

**Chatter**

innundated#0
@blissful prawn

**Harpooner**

theheimzocker#0
@sly mesa

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:2 UTC

[whole grove]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-gif-23117704

[blissful prawn]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[pulsar cloud]

Mhm

[gusty pulsar]

lmao

[blissful prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-3044631603201692058

[gusty pulsar]

truly not a gif at all guys

[ornate oxide]

My wife is so cute

[fallow plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-i-gif-26485065

[tall frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-evil-neuro-neuro-sama-dance-twins-gif-16454981461924136878

[sly mesa]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1355284011387322581/ezgif-27465d6890e3a5.gif

[ornate oxide]

Asmongold simulator

[whole grove]

My coclroach wife cheated on me on a human

Terrible

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches big cockroach in your walls...

MISSED

OfficeBoy gained a harpoon

Laugh at Broo

[royal raft]

Kill that thing

[grizzled flume]

"broo threw a harpoon"

[fallow plinth]

How do you miss someone who's dead.

[grizzled flume]

@whole grove GET HIS ASS

[molten mica]

-# hi nn

[fallow plinth]

[molten mica]

-# bye nn

[grizzled flume]

wait

[golden sundial]

[fallow plinth]

Hi niac.

[grizzled flume]

if you're harpooned you can get harpooned again

[whole grove]

I'm simply the cockroach of all time

[royal raft]

Well piss

[grizzled flume]

uhm

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 308326 cookies total!

[grizzled flume]

ruh roh

[royal raft]

Baggy

[fallow plinth]

Throw a harpoon at me.

[royal raft]

Baggy

[grizzled flume]

surely no one will throw a harpoon at me again

[royal raft]

Raggy

Ugh

[grizzled flume]

im def dead

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Fennyka |Evilist|...

MISSED

Fennyka gained a harpoon

Laugh at Broo

aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)

[fierce laurel]

<|fim_dead|>

[fallow plinth]

Why can't I even witness my own death again.

[royal raft]

Well I’m a dog so it makes sense I’d miss

[fallow plinth]

At least kill me when I'm awake. Smh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Fennyka |Evilist|...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #11627

**Chatter**

fennyka.#0
@fallow plinth

**Harpooner**

pandoramau#0
@royal raft

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:7 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:7 UTC

[gritty aurora]

Are you out of harpoons?

[grizzled flume]

wait what happens if you get harpooned again

[royal raft]

Nope

[gritty aurora]

How many?

[royal raft]

1 more with your name on it

[tall frigate]

I want my harpooned role gone

[gritty aurora]

You shouldn’t have that

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Magnet (John Lyrics Guy) [TSS]...

HARPOONED - Case #9374

**Chatter**

magnettileman#0
@gritty aurora

**Harpooner**

pandoramau#0
@royal raft

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:8 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:8 UTC

[grizzled flume]

NOOOO

[royal raft]

it told me not to throw it at myself

[pulsar cloud]

I love harpooning people

[gritty aurora]

Vile

[gusty pulsar]

gn peeps, i'm gonna head to bed now, happy harpooning, make Evil proud

[fallow plinth]

He deserves that.

[royal raft]

But yay

[grizzled flume]

i tried it as well before getting harpooned

[uncut steeple]

Can you harpoon me

[fallow plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-evil-neuro-shaking-shake-evolve-gif-17055550875634989036

[grizzled flume]

because I committed the sin of friendly fire

[whole grove]

I have evolved

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ᚨᛝᛊᚼ𝕬𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖉𝕺𝖋𝖂.𒀃𓂀𓋹...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #10493

**Chatter**

alucardofwalachia#0
@uncut steeple

**Harpooner**

pandoramau#0
@royal raft

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:9 UTC

[grizzled flume]

ASMONGOLD?!

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Broo...

HARPOONED - Case #17189

**Chatter**

pandoramau#0
@royal raft

**Harpooner**

eroll#0
@patent gazelle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:9 UTC

[royal raft]

[fierce laurel]

[patent gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486478235213762570/evilripbozo.gif

[golden sundial]

witness dead

[royal raft]

HOW COULD YOU SPAMTON

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches nikolas (Earthquake Guy)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #19475

**Chatter**

nikolas3337#0
@delicate swift

**Harpooner**

the_random_mat#0
@gusty cypress

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:10 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:10 UTC

[delicate swift]

YO

[fathom flint]

where can i watch this stream origin

[delicate swift]

I am already dead (how the hell)

[fallow plinth]

Who harpooned Camila.

[whole grove]

I am the final evolution asmon has yet to go through

[gusty cypress]

Stay dead

[fierce beacon]

well its 3am so Ill stop work for now
I think the Anarchist faction still needs something extra tho

[fallow plinth]

Damn what's this for?

[royal raft]

So I could throw it at anyone

[uncut steeple]

Where is the twinship factiom

[whole grove]

What is this for

[fathom flint]

the first one

[uncut steeple]

War

[golden sundial]

mhm faction logo

[whole grove]

Are we making faction

Oh my goodness

[woeful apex]

[whole grove]

This is truly the start of the grand neurocord war

[fallow plinth]

We're just going to fight to the death.

[fierce beacon]

I was just bored and felt like making something
so I wanted to make some Faction logos

Loyalist, Anarchist, Neutral and Monarchist

probably make more

[fathom flint]

the latest one

[uncut steeple]

@delicate marten lol

[whole grove]

Flesh has fully turned into hamster

Incurable disease

I'm afraid

[fallow plinth]

How about the other swarm employees? Like some sort of small insignia for each faction or something.

[grizzled flume]

PFFFFFT

[uncut steeple]

[fierce beacon]

Im planning to make minor factions which might get into that sorta stuff

industrialist, Capitalist, etc etc

[uncut steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1486092717317685248/guitarneuro.gif

[tender gyro]

Streams are all at 2 this week, I gotta wake up like an hour earlier now

And I'm still ded

[blissful shell]

why so many white names

[golden sundial]

hi julliant

[tender gyro]

We died

[blissful shell]

hi Good cj

[golden sundial]

[woeful apex]

unharpooned user

[golden sundial]

well i am

cuz i

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Julliant...

MISSED

Julliant gained a harpoon

Laugh at Eroll

A harpoon approaches Julliant...

MISSED

Julliant gained a harpoon

Laugh at Eroll

[whole grove]

No more colored names

[woeful apex]

[grizzled flume]

EROLL IS RELENTLESS

[fierce beacon]

[eternal oar]

Eroll stop

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Julliant...

MISSED

Julliant gained a harpoon

Laugh at Eroll

[grizzled flume]

BRO

[woeful apex]

bros aim is so ass

[grizzled flume]

WHAT DID JULIANT DO

[woeful apex]

[patent gazelle]

[fierce beacon]

damn

[blissful shell]

[whole grove]

No shot

[patent gazelle]

atp you deserve to live

[grizzled flume]

yeah

[whole grove]

https://tenor.com/view/muhammad-ali-ali-boxing-dodging-corner-gif-11583765991956185064

[patent gazelle]

bro might be him

[grizzled flume]

can someone throw one more harpoon at juliant for comedic purposes

surely it also misses

[uncut steeple]

I dont
You should harpoon me

[patent gazelle]

mangling your corpse would bring me no joy

[whole grove]

But they did so to cerber 5 times already

[eternal oar]

Go get one of the gen chatters

[whole grove]

Why are we so horrible

[uncut steeple]

Go get all the gen chatters

No gen chatters shall remain

[woeful apex]

when are mods waking up i wanna revive

[whole grove]

No

[patent gazelle]

well im not like "them"

[whole grove]

Good

[eternal oar]

[unkempt glade]

Did you guys use up all of your harpoons already it’s been like 5 hours

[grizzled flume]

throw a harpoon at vedal

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches turtleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

HARPOONED - Case #3465

**Chatter**

ricedragon1262#0
@strange moon

**Harpooner**

eroll#0
@patent gazelle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:21 UTC

[grizzled flume]

it will work trust

[whole grove]

Who would even want to harpoon our vice president anyways

[fierce beacon]

you're welcome

I put out a hit on you

[whole grove]

Must've been Gen chatter spies

[toxic plaza]

Night neurons

[patent gazelle]

found a genchatter that looked a little too colourful

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

MISSED

Eroll gained a harpoon

Laugh at Heiroflife

[woeful apex]

gennie

[patent gazelle]

i parry those

[golden sundial]

i get harpooned and still had some left

[fierce beacon]

bro

wtf
you killed my hitman

[whole grove]

Such a NON colorful array of names

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

MISSED

Eroll gained a harpoon

Laugh at Heiroflife

[patent gazelle]

i parry these

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Heir (Queen of Ermcon)...

HARPOONED - Case #2186

**Chatter**

heiroflife#0
@unkempt glade

**Harpooner**

eroll#0
@patent gazelle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:22 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:22 UTC

[strange moon]

@patent gazelle fuck you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

MISSED

Eroll gained a harpoon

Laugh at Heiroflife

[north token]

tutel just announced neuro concert will be hold today at paris stade de France, whos coming?

[eternal oar]

@unkempt glade ripbozo

[patent gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486478235213762570/evilripbozo.gif

[woeful apex]

double elim

[toxic plaza]

Am I a joke to you?

[whole grove]

Eroll might be him

[patent gazelle]

nah

[eternal oar]

Eroll is him

[strange moon]

real?

[unkempt glade]

How

[golden sundial]

[patent gazelle]

you're weak

[whole grove]

Too little color, so much white

[patent gazelle]

that's all there is to it

[fierce beacon]

no??

[unkempt glade]

It’s weird being not immune this year

Oh well that’s all my fun for today

[solemn token]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-sama-embed-fail-gif-18136466908038157426

[strange moon]

sadge, i wanted an excuse to go to france again

[woeful apex]

just the luck turning back around after eroll missed 3 in a row on julliant

[fierce beacon]

why would you WANT to go to france

[kind pecan]

i harpooned myself

[somber robin]

https://fixupx.com/sznkyuu/status/2039220754315985333?t=7SbsOqM6u9vqSovmoiAQpw&s=19

sink 🍥🩷 (@sznkyuu)

Neuro cookie
︀︀#heartheartart

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FixupX · Apr 1, 2026, 5:58 AM

[uncut steeple]

Why would you NOT want to go to France

[fierce beacon]

then I hired a genchatter hitman to kill Julliant

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

MISSED

Eroll gained a harpoon

Laugh at KarstenPH

[somber robin]

Wait I'm still dead

[fierce beacon]

you live there
you should know why

[compact sun]

the fuck?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Bluro (#9828)...

HARPOONED - Case #19035

**Chatter**

karstenph#0
@compact sun

**Harpooner**

eroll#0
@patent gazelle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:24 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:24 UTC

[blissful shell]

@fierce beacon wtf I thought we were cool

[unkempt glade]

KEEP GOING

[whole grove]

There must be Gen chat spies in here

[unkempt glade]

GOGOGO

[somber robin]

[woeful apex]

eroll has plot armour

[eternal oar]

[neon musk]

rip heir

[patent gazelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486478235213762570/evilripbozo.gif

[kind pecan]

GET HIM

[somber robin]

Ripbozo bluro

[fierce beacon]

Highlander rules my friend

there can be only one surviver
and it will be Neuro

[strange moon]

IT WAS NICE WHEN I WENT ok

[kind pecan]

NICE

[whole grove]

Bro this game sucks, clearly p2w and rigged

[kind pecan]

let the ghosts get revenge

[grizzled flume]

eroll the last standing warrior of NN

[compact sun]

UNFOCUS

[kind pecan]

let ghosts curse others with bad luck

[whole grove]

Why does eroll have all the luck did he pay for this

[patent gazelle]

I got spawnkilled 3 times last night

i was due some luck

[compact sun]

dw luck points arent unlimited

[kind pecan]

guess he's just on a roll... an eroll.

[whole grove]

Getout

[whole grove]

I still haven't revived

It's been 5 hours

[kind pecan]

mods have to do it manually

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Eroll...

MISSED

Eroll gained a harpoon

Laugh at Doctabyte

[silk spear]

how to revive?

[whole grove]

This is crazy

Clearly rigged

[kind pecan]

have to beg a mod

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Doctabyte...

HARPOONED - Case #14619

**Chatter**

doctabyte#0
@toxic plaza

**Harpooner**

eroll#0
@patent gazelle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 7:27 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 7:27 UTC

[whole grove]

RIGGED

RIGGED

[silk spear]

HOW

[patent gazelle]

stop trying to kill me while im working

[eternal oar]

Holy

[whole grove]

RIGGED

[patent gazelle]

[kind pecan]

change your name color to white

[patent gazelle]

had to get up for 3 seconds and some runt is throwing sticks at me

[grizzled flume]

BRO HAS REFLECT ON

[patent gazelle]

i eat those

[compact sun]

are you vedal or some shit