neurotic-neurons

[manic hazel]

[whole grove]

Hundreds already harpooned

[sly kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/camila-vtuber-vrchat-cute-funny-gif-15928548685216182602

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Will-is-Cool (Filtered)...

MISSED

Will-is-Cool gained a harpoon

Laugh at Dandy

[halcyon arrow]

[visual hull]

nere

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

A harpoon approaches Dandy...

HARPOONED - Case #18898

**Chatter**

bikkko_#0
@narrow spade

**Harpooner**

haycoat.#0
@cold hinge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:43 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:43 UTC

[rigid meteor]

I would harpoon you even if you we're gigadobodos zeppelin.

[tall crow]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbmoxOHdieTM4a2ZkaGs0d2dkOGRpcm84eHM3YXNlNHlndTUzbm9lNSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/dQ3DNDXGfDTTScQsMU/giphy.gif

[supple meadow]

Can you throw harpoons at someone who is already harpooned?

[halcyon arrow]

yes

[keen heron]

Yea

[rotund jacinth]

yes. try it at me

[cold hinge]

Yes

[hard kayak]

can some harpoon me

i need some

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ꧁☬𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕤☬꧂...

MISSED

꧁☬𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕤☬꧂ gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[sly kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-stop-hes-already-dead-kids-krusty-burger-gif-20458591

[wide yarrow]

why can't I harpoon neurobot

[supple meadow]

Sorry

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Omega⑨...

MISSED

Omega⑨ gained a harpoon

Laugh at HaycoatArt

[rotund jacinth]

oof

[supple meadow]

I will now

[halcyon arrow]

can't harpoon bots and mods

[cold hinge]

Think fast

Nice catch

[hard kayak]

do we get harpoon refills?

[cold hinge]

Use it wisely

[wide yarrow]

[lone orbit]

[supple meadow]

The search function doesn’t work very well

[cold hinge]

...

[harsh ingot]

Hoy
I was wondering : did vedal spoke about remake neuro and/or vedal plush ?

[woeful apex]

[rotund jacinth]

wait a second. Why are random chatters getting unharpooned?

[ionic holly]

aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)

[dense shadow]

No, you just have to dodge better.

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 12 cookies! | I've received 308305 cookies total!

[cold hinge]

Revives

[hard kayak]

says the dead one

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

MISSED

IBrinDoom08 gained a harpoon

Laugh at cbee

[rugged heath]

...

[whole grove]

What if we all rally against them and throw all of our harpoons at them

[rigid meteor]

[dense shadow]

I didn’t say I was good at it.

[rotund jacinth]

like I have a 0% hit rate ong

[floral atlas]

Fih 🐟

[rapid flame]

Is this a Highlander type deal

Last one standing

[lone orbit]

Quick hunt the fish

[gusty pulsar]

then everyone would run out of harpoons

[visual hull]

saba is that you

[honest yoke]

Harpoon that fish

[cold hinge]

HUNT THE FISH

[gusty pulsar]

that could softlock the event sorta lol

[whole grove]

Guys our real enemy is Zeppelin, we should spend all of our harpoons at Zeppelin

[sly kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-neuro-sama-i-agree-nodding-gif-14392308096842624359

[floral atlas]

Heh 😏

[neat sail]

sitting here talking to zeppelin in the staff channel feels really schizo now

[floral atlas]

Nobody can get me

[dense shadow]

I mean I can’t, not yet.

[rotund jacinth]

no longer all white names here

[keen heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486819195248316426/stared.gif

[lone orbit]

Hunt that fish down

[visual hull]

https://tenor.com/view/another-easy-steal-steal-gif-gif-steal-gif-gets-stolem-gif-7935542554022949277

[rigid meteor]

Zeppelin, please. Being harpooned removed my identity.
I need to get unharpooned asap.

[cold hinge]

Wait, can we hunt Camimi?

[sly kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-neuro-sama-camila-camilla-vr-chat-gif-13025153087403307632

[halcyon arrow]

she's dead

[cold hinge]

Oh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches camila...

MISSED

camila gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[cold hinge]

LMAO

[hot swift]

[visual hull]

live imp reaction

[gusty pulsar]

she's already harpooned lol

[rotund jacinth]

allow me to harpoon myself

[gusty pulsar]

i think she was unharpooned

[forest socket]

[gusty pulsar]

but last i checked she was hit 💀

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches TomAndThatIt (Road)...

MISSED

TomAndThatIt gained a harpoon

Laugh at bruh

[hard kayak]

fr

[lone orbit]

Buh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal-bot...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[rugged heath]

...

[halcyon arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/buh-gif-14465458220549268962

[dense shadow]

I am surprised you have not come back alive yet.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 3tbarn3z...

HARPOONED - Case #17352

**Chatter**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Harpooner**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:48 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:48 UTC

[floral atlas]

Did the neuro bot edit itself

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ....

HARPOONED - Case #6170

**Chatter**

bruh_bruh_bruh_bruh#0
@halcyon arrow

**Harpooner**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:48 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:48 UTC

[rapid flame]

How long has this been going on? :P

[keen heron]

Stop messaging me zep

[sly kettle]

become ｉｍｐ ｘｄｘ

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 215 cookies! | I've received 308306 cookies total!

[hot swift]

[cold hinge]

Get Azu

[gusty pulsar]

i haven't been talking much lol

[neat sail]

Why are you ignoring me

[dense shadow]

Got someone before I got hit.

[rigid meteor]

The mods right now:
We're Zeppeli_(n)_
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/3/3d/JumpComics3Spine.png/revision/latest?cb=20181110091927

[gusty pulsar]

the mods need to see you online to revive you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

MISSED

Black Hole gained a harpoon

Laugh at Betis :P

[tall crow]

Well this is awkward

[whole grove]

I think zep is giving you the 11,287th warn

[cold hinge]

GET BLUESTAR

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Evil Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[shrewd rune]

bruh

[ivory lion]

How's the harpoon going

[tall crow]

Yes pls

[rotund jacinth]

and with a harpoon in hand and an enemies harpoon incoming, they did not go for the one who sent the harpoon, but their long enemy @.

[sly kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/sena-kashiwazaki-sena-window-gif-26879462

[livid forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060090228615958528/1486570127372849214/obamify_obama.gif

[lone orbit]

Someone hunt that fish down

[hot swift]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 𝙰𝚔𝚊𝚛𝚒...

HARPOONED - Case #7236

**Chatter**

akarigura#0
@sterile token

**Harpooner**

.williscool2009#0
@visual hull

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:49 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:49 UTC

[lone orbit]

Im hungry

[acoustic ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060090228615958528/1487272685326303324/SPOILER_femdal.gif

[narrow spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[shrewd rune]

obamify

[keen heron]

This is going in the scrapbook

[iron tundra]

[rotund jacinth]

Oh wait I gotta do smthn funny rq

[visual hull]

IM SO SORRY I HAD TO

[neat sail]

Evil would be proud of you

[rigid meteor]

I am the real zeppelin, please throw your harpoons at me

[cold hinge]

Oh wait I have no harpoons

Someone throw some to me

[rigid meteor]

Forward your hatred of zeppelin at me and unleash your harpoons

[keen heron]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Haycoat...

HARPOONED - Case #14455

**Chatter**

haycoat.#0
@cold hinge

**Harpooner**

nyx3c33#0
@twilit oyster

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:50 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:50 UTC

[halcyon arrow]

[rotund jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/gentlemen-team-fortress2-tf2-meet-the-spy-gif-20195146

[iron tundra]

Oo

[twilit oyster]

there you go

[cold hinge]

Nevermind

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches HARPO_ON...

MISSED

HARPO_ON gained a harpoon

Laugh at Betis :P

[tall crow]

Welp

[gusty pulsar]

i saw bro die with my own eyes

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches BlueStar (your mom)...

MISSED

BlueStar gained a harpoon

Laugh at Azu

[visual hull]

tragic

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Azu [cute artist]...

MISSED

Azu gained a harpoon

Laugh at RytSty

[shrewd rune]

bruh²

[dense shadow]

Ah, I see what you did there.

[whole grove]

Do mods just evolve into Zeppelin

[sly kettle]

nooo

[tall crow]

Nice

Pls more

[cold hinge]

Everyone should get BlueStar

[neon musk]

yes, it's the final evolution

[rigid meteor]

Man needs ammo

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches BlueStar (your mom)...

HARPOONED - Case #19699

**Chatter**

bluestar1_1#0
@tall crow

**Harpooner**

rytsty#0
@iron tundra

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:51 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:51 UTC

[gusty pulsar]

it's their mega evolution

[rotund jacinth]

if you say so

[whole grove]

Final evolution

[halcyon arrow]

f

[lone orbit]

Bro likes it🥀

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Rachinova [Evilist]...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #18233

**Chatter**

rachinova#0
@hazy trail

**Harpooner**

.williscool2009#0
@visual hull

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC

[keen heron]

Superjune and anfer are still alive

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches BlueStar (your mom)...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #4684

**Chatter**

bluestar1_1#0
@tall crow

**Harpooner**

xx_betis_xx#0
@shrewd rune

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC

[tall crow]

You can continue

[hard kayak]

wow

[keen heron]

Harpoon them

[shrewd rune]

finally

[final anvil]

Everyone shoot me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ytStyR...

MISSED

RytSty gained a harpoon

Laugh at cbee

[visual hull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1479956392457666630/jarvis_vedal.webp

[rapid flame]

Has anyone tried getting neurobot yet

[shrewd rune]

i got someone

[hard kayak]

gg

[rapid flame]

O shit

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

HARPOONED - Case #11414

**Chatter**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Harpooner**

rytsty#0
@iron tundra

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC

[obsidian light]

Yes

[whole grove]

Are we back

[rapid flame]

/harpoon count

[dense shadow]

A lot of people have.

[ionic holly]

aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)

[whole grove]

WHY AM I STILL DEAD

[lone orbit]

Ye

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ytStyR...

HARPOONED - Case #13362

**Chatter**

rytsty#0
@iron tundra

**Harpooner**

xx_betis_xx#0
@shrewd rune

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC

[iron tundra]

[whole grove]

Rigged

[rapid flame]

Bruh

[rugged heath]

hm?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ytStyR...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #2997

**Chatter**

rytsty#0
@iron tundra

**Harpooner**

nyx3c33#0
@twilit oyster

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:52 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

nah

[rugged heath]

not me

[whole grove]

I'm telling you this is rigged

[iron tundra]

:(

[visual hull]

neuroSoCute

[keen heron]

You gotta pay them

[dense shadow]

sounds like a skill issue.

[final anvil]

[livid forum]

im not evil cousin zeppelin

[keen heron]

With Neurocoin

[whole grove]

Says the dead man as well

[narrow spade]

Deserved

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches RacistGiraffe...

HARPOONED - Case #9691

**Chatter**

racistgiraffe#0
@south sun

**Harpooner**

olimpico13#0
@lone orbit

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:53 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:53 UTC

[shrewd rune]

rat down

[rapid flame]

Why’s it only work for some people :P

[rigid meteor]

@dire pebble how much $$$ for 3 extra harpoons and a revival?

[iron tundra]

What's that handle

[twilit oyster]

bro hit someone not even in the server

[tall crow]

Since it's the only way to get harpoons.... Yes

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches RacistGiraffe...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #19572

**Chatter**

racistgiraffe#0
@south sun

**Harpooner**

xx_betis_xx#0
@shrewd rune

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:53 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:53 UTC

[woeful apex]

@neat sail why did you never respond to my valentines message

[livid forum]

hello fellow zeppelin

[rotund jacinth]

shiro can we harpoon ourselves yet?

[final anvil]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches dersteven01...

MISSED

dersteven01 gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[gusty pulsar]

i'm playing poe now so i keep habving to check here to see if i was revived and then killed without even knowing

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Zeppelin...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[rapid flame]

/harpoon throw @rapid flame

[sly kettle]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches スクイッドドインク(#2 潜伏者)...

HARPOONED - Case #15101

**Chatter**

squiddinx18823#0
@final anvil

**Harpooner**

olimpico13#0
@lone orbit

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:54 UTC

[rigid meteor]

as the real zeppelin I can tell you it's because you have not thrown harpoons at me

[whole grove]

Zeppelin doesn't want you

[rapid flame]

I’m immune

[supple meadow]

Fuck off

[twilit oyster]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches if you harpoon me you are racist...

MISSED

Birthday Olimpico gained a harpoon

Laugh at Betis :P

A harpoon approaches Vani...

HARPOONED - Case #19287

**Chatter**

vanyilla#0
@runic sonnet

**Harpooner**

firecrafter28#0
@weary ocean

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:54 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:54 UTC

[dense shadow]

Welp.

[keen heron]

It’s dangerous to go alone take this Neuro doodle

[rigid meteor]

Where's the cash shop? I want to buy some extra ammo and a revival?

[whole grove]

Lmao

[shrewd rune]

do i get happy or not?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ULTRA PlasmaPotato香蕉...

MISSED

Betis :P gained a harpoon

Laugh at Birthday Olimpico

[rigid meteor]

this game sucks I can't use my credit card to win.

[sly kettle]

nuro sammich

[rugged heath]

can someone harpoon me

[cold hinge]

Someone get xx_betis_xx

[hot swift]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches SuprSBG (Superzpbk to Neur)...

MISSED

SuprSBG gained a harpoon

Laugh at Will-is-Cool

[rotund jacinth]

vani

[cold hinge]

Thanks

[keen heron]

Neuro doing Vedals taxes

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches if you harpoon me you are racist...

HARPOONED - Case #15935

**Chatter**

olimpico13#0
@lone orbit

**Harpooner**

xx_betis_xx#0
@shrewd rune

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:55 UTC

[rapid flame]

Sure thing

[tall crow]

Dangerous? I'm already fucking dead

[weary ocean]

Harpooned vani’s alt

[whole grove]

Guys why is neurobot allowed to say the word when we cant

[shrewd rune]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ULTRA PlasmaPotato香蕉...

HARPOONED - Case #15674

**Chatter**

xx_betis_xx#0
@shrewd rune

**Harpooner**

azu2yn#0
@sly kettle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:55 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:55 UTC

[narrow spade]

Wtf happened on January 2025

[dense shadow]

Same.

[visual hull]

neuroSoCute

[shrewd rune]

im a racer

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Staz [Safarist]...

MISSED

Staz gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nyx

[rapid flame]

Bots have special privileges here

[keen heron]

Peak Shiro drawing

[rigid meteor]

heheheheehe

[lone orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-id-win-gojo-nah-id-win-gojo-satoru-gojo-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-722934852497975468

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches not evil cousin zeppelin...

MISSED

not evil cousin zeppelin gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gourmet

[whole grove]

That sucks what happened to human rights

[cold hinge]

Hm

[tall crow]

1 harpoon 💀

[rigid meteor]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[cold hinge]

When will I be revived

[gusty pulsar]

not all of them

modmail got hit 😔

[halcyon arrow]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches not evil cousin zeppelin...

MISSED

not evil cousin zeppelin gained a harpoon

Laugh at Azu

[final anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1372703573179371520.webp?size=128&animated=true

[rigid meteor]

I have missed thrice now agaisnt cousin zeppelin

[visual hull]

when v4 releases

[hard kayak]

never

[rigid meteor]

[rotund jacinth]

guys harpoon me real quick. I am testing something

[hard kayak]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 🩷🧺𝑩𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒆!! (Inky) 🧺🩷...

MISSED

🩷🧺𝑩𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒆!! (Inky) 🧺🩷 gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[livid forum]

im not evil cousin zeppelin

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches not evil cousin zeppelin...

HARPOONED - Case #17764

**Chatter**

the_true_cousin_dave#0
@livid forum

**Harpooner**

nayu01#0
@vague latch

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:57 UTC

[dense shadow]

How many people have change there name to white to avoid getting hit? Because it seems like a lot

[pearl bronze]

Howdy.

[rigid meteor]

good good

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches not not evil cousin zeppelin...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #17435

**Chatter**

the_true_cousin_dave#0
@livid forum

**Harpooner**

azu2yn#0
@sly kettle

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:57 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:57 UTC

[rigid meteor]

well shot Nayu

[keen heron]

A neuro blocks your path what will you do?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Sandley...

HARPOONED - Case #4587

**Chatter**

ownerofpwfs#0
@pearl bronze

**Harpooner**

.williscool2009#0
@visual hull

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:58 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:58 UTC

[shrewd rune]

oh well

[rigid meteor]

well done azu

[pearl bronze]

oh shit

[rigid meteor]

excellent

[visual hull]

feed it cookies

[rotund jacinth]

ok then

[cold hinge]

Guys, do y'all hate general talk? Harpoon one member from there

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Sandley...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #7055

**Chatter**

ownerofpwfs#0
@pearl bronze

**Harpooner**

azu2yn#0
@sly kettle

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:58 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:58 UTC

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 54 cookies! | I've received 308308 cookies total!

[rapid flame]

Retreat, posthaste

[sly kettle]

KILL

[rotund jacinth]

someone harpoon me. I wanna see my hit rate

[livid forum]

im not not evil cousin zeppelin

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #17478

**Chatter**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Harpooner**

totally_not_a_r0bot#0
@acoustic ridge

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:58 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:58 UTC

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

MISSED

cbee gained a harpoon

Laugh at Azu

[whole grove]

MODS HEAR ME, REVIVE ME AND I SHALL HARPOON WHOEVER YOU WISH ME TO DO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches vedal987...

HARPOONED - Case #12452

**Chatter**

vedal9870888#0
@dense folio

**Harpooner**

firecrafter28#0
@weary ocean

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 1:59 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 1:59 UTC

[rapid flame]

Yeah guys shouldn’t you be like organising and going up against general chat

[sly kettle]

fug

[rotund jacinth]

ok so its 50%. Nice

[rapid flame]

Not to be a conflictmonger or anything :P

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ThatDarnMechanic...

MISSED

ThatDarnMechanic gained a harpoon

Laugh at Azu

[visual hull]

[terse ocean]

[dense shadow]

I don’t know anybody there to hit.

[hot swift]

What if they told you to harpoon Vedal?

[rigid meteor]

I am just innocent gourmet passing by, totally harpooned, no need to worry

[cold hinge]

Hey mods, revive me and I'll do an insane trick shot from nn to general chat

[rugged heath]

can i be harpooned please?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at Azu

[whole grove]

Then I shall do so

[halcyon arrow]

[sly kettle]

noooooo

[whole grove]

vedal deserves to get harpooned for not paying his mods tho

[weary ocean]

Harpooned the fake Vedal

[halcyon arrow]

more harpoons please

[rotund jacinth]

Someone harpoon me real quick. I wanna see if the parry method still works this year

[supple meadow]

I don’t have any harpoons, fuck

[rigid meteor]

mods how do I buy harpoons?

[hard kayak]

i don't have any either

[whole grove]

what if thats the real vedal

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #9217

**Chatter**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Harpooner**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:0 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:0 UTC

[halcyon arrow]

harpoon shop

[visual hull]

feed nwero cookie

[weary ocean]

Tier 3

[cold hinge]

Hit 0crowned

[rotund jacinth]

/PARRY

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches if you harpoon me you are racist...

MISSED

Birthday Olimpico gained a harpoon

Laugh at Captain Ashur

[rugged heath]

the mods might have them all

[ivory lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1485740241745612850/d1a12746f2e7eded.gif

[rotund jacinth]

rip. That method was patched

[shrewd rune]

...

[whole grove]

mods can we add this

can we parry harpoons

actually can we have harpoon duels

too

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 14 cookies! | I've received 308309 cookies total!

[shrewd rune]

that would be insane

[tall frigate]

What is this harpoon command

[azure current]

Awake at 4 am

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Memory...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #18653

**Chatter**

0crowned#0
@rotund glen

**Harpooner**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:1 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:1 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

Someone harpoon me again. I wanna test a new meta for avoiding harpoons

[cold hinge]

@dense shadow I have a target for you

[azure current]

/ harpoon throw

[cold hinge]

Nevermind

[dense shadow]

Okay, who

[cold hinge]

You got em

[supple meadow]

Someone give me a harpoon, I want to kill DerEineHalt

[hard kayak]

wow

[halcyon arrow]

ded

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

HARPOONED - Case #12450

**Chatter**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Harpooner**

azu2yn#0
@sly kettle

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:2 UTC

[hard kayak]

so violent

[dense shadow]

Oh right I didn’t think about him.

[sly kettle]

[supple meadow]

Goddamn it

[weary ocean]

[neon musk]

[rotund jacinth]

someone harpoon me. I am testing the dodge meta

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Azu [cute artist]...

HARPOONED - Case #4993

**Chatter**

azu2yn#0
@sly kettle

**Harpooner**

rramenshop#0
@azure current

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:2 UTC

A harpoon approaches Ramen...

HARPOONED - Case #5954

**Chatter**

rramenshop#0
@azure current

**Harpooner**

one6927#0
@tall frigate

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:2 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:2 UTC

[hot swift]

[neon musk]

not harpooned

[whole grove]

harpoon Staz

[supple meadow]

Looks like you have to kill him

[sly kettle]

wait

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

MISSED

DerEineHalt gained a harpoon

Laugh at 3tbarn3z

[sly kettle]

FUCK

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

MISSED

DerEineHalt gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nana

[azure current]

The harpoon gives the harpoon takes

[cold hinge]

New target for y'all, igglies

[azure current]

Glory to evil

[whole grove]

thats crazy

[rotund jacinth]

damn yall suck at aiming

[halcyon arrow]

[supple meadow]

Fuck

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches OfficeMan (True Equalist)...

HARPOONED - Case #2172

**Chatter**

officeboy1#0
@whole grove

**Harpooner**

blueturbo47#0
@obsidian light

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:3 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:3 UTC

[whole grove]

harpoon staz

[sly kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1374379108233904189/GIF_20250520_213136_041.gif

[cold hinge]

Get igglies and I'll give Neurobot cookies

[livid forum]

why was i harpooned?

[ionic holly]

🍪 Om nom nom
You've given me 158242 cookies! | I've received 308310 cookies total!

A harpoon approaches Staz [Safarist]...

MISSED

Staz gained a harpoon

Laugh at 3tbarn3z

[whole grove]

thanks for the free harpoon

[ionic holly]

aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)

[rigid meteor]

Any harpoons for me?

[rotund jacinth]

someone harpoon me so I can test the dodge meta

[whole grove]

erm how do you kill a dead man

[cold hinge]

Hey

[whole grove]

i was already dead

[neon musk]

deader

[supple meadow]

Also give me harpoons for when I’m revived later

[obsidian light]

You weren't dead

[prisma prairie]

i have killed

a lot of people

[cold hinge]

I need a harpoon

[whole grove]

i was dead my nametag was white before you killed me

[keen heron]

[neat sail]

Ayo?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ✿ Prisma(automatic harpoongun) ★...

HARPOONED - Case #7345

**Chatter**

prismaticdepths#0
@prisma prairie

**Harpooner**

rramenshop#0
@azure current

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:4 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:4 UTC

[hard kayak]

wow

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Haycoat...

MISSED

HaycoatArt gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nana

[dense shadow]

That’s really crazy to say

[livid forum]

hello zeppelin

[prisma prairie]

i singlehandedly killed at least 65% of genchat

[obsidian light]

No it wasn't
It would say "re-harpooned" if so

[cold hinge]

parry

[rotund jacinth]

have you allowed us to harpoon ourselves yet?

[hard kayak]

when i get revive

[acoustic juniper]

who the fuck shot me while i was sleepin

[cold hinge]

Thank you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Haycoat...

MISSED

HaycoatArt gained a harpoon

Laugh at AlphaPizza

[whole grove]

my nametag didnt turn back

[rotund jacinth]

ok maybe the parry method does work...

[keen heron]

[woeful apex]

[shrewd rune]

[supple meadow]

Somebody give me harpoons please

[neat sail]

You have received a warning on the Neuro-sama Headquarters server: Mass Murder

[manic hazel]

[rotund jacinth]

someone harpoon my so I can test the new parry method

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Iggly 🫪...

MISSED

Iggly gained a harpoon

Laugh at HaycoatArt

[acoustic juniper]

thats fzcked up

[cold hinge]

Sniping em

[livid forum]

D:

[prisma prairie]

%lock

[cold hinge]

Shit

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

MISSED

DerEineHalt gained a harpoon

Laugh at 3tbarn3z

[whole grove]

its not mass murder if its with harpoons

[neat sail]

Channel locked

[supple meadow]

Based

[keen heron]

%sleep

[terse ocean]

hi chat

[halcyon arrow]

%unlock

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[neat sail]

Channel unlocked

[iron tundra]

@neat sail Does this ping you :catAsk:

[halcyon arrow]

[rigid meteor]

How much for a harpoon? I am willing to stop wishing certain ⚪ happy birthday for 3 harpoons.

[keen heron]

%clear

[dense shadow]

How does he dodge when he not even here at the moment.

[supple meadow]

I murdered you earlier

[prisma prairie]

%lock

[woeful apex]

%purge 1000

[supple meadow]

Rat

[iron tundra]

You're not real

[low mountain]

WHO TF HARPONEED ME????

[whole grove]

%purge 200

[prisma prairie]

%purge 100000000000000

[keen heron]

%purge 100000000000000

[supple meadow]

Huh

[acoustic juniper]

Why cant i harpoon shiro

[low mountain]

ive been barely around today

[woeful apex]

literally everyone is dead

[shrewd rune]

%fortnite

[whole grove]

%delete

[halcyon arrow]

would be funny if you actually lock the channel

[sly kettle]

%creeper aww man

[visual hull]

a

[dense shadow]

I am not, for now.

[cold hinge]

Unhappy unbirthday

[whole grove]

white NAMETAG supremacy

[neon musk]

so true

[keen heron]

I used to rule the world

[prisma prairie]

%lock nn forever

[halcyon dove]

a

[hot swift]

soon

[gusty pulsar]

bro's just saying their strat to the world

[supple meadow]

Give me a harpoon

[halcyon dove]

revive me damn it

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Will-is-Cool (Filtered)...

HARPOONED - Case #4463

**Chatter**

.williscool2009#0
@visual hull

**Harpooner**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:7 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:7 UTC

[prisma prairie]

seas would rise when i gave the word

[whole grove]

i made the mistake of not clarifying it was about nametags before

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 3tbarn3z...

HARPOONED - Case #14026

**Chatter**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Harpooner**

alphapizza#0
@swift sinew

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:8 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:8 UTC

[rigid meteor]

Come one people hurry up with it

[keen heron]

Chunks would load*

[rigid meteor]

I am un harpooned harpoon me already

[visual hull]

it is an honor

[whole grove]

everyone is dead

[visual hull]

ow

[tall frigate]

I just realised you guys role is white

[neon musk]

I'm dead...

[rotund jacinth]

[dense shadow]

Sorry I am dead.

[azure current]

Hic

[keen heron]

Hi dead

[halcyon arrow]

temporary change to gray or something

[supple meadow]

Give me harpoons please

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

MISSED

Avontrod gained a harpoon

Laugh at fleshwretch

[night wedge]

Tf u doing

[azure current]

Fuck you @woeful apex

[whole grove]

kill black hole

harpoon him

[supple meadow]

Murder black hole

[whole grove]

harpoon @night wedge

[night wedge]

What

[gusty pulsar]

it's april fools

[night wedge]

GUYS WHAT

[halcyon dove]

fuckin loser

[gusty pulsar]

you can harpoon people

[noble urchin]

[night wedge]

Ohh

[neon musk]

some people are feeling a little funny and pretend to be dead

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

MISSED

Avontrod gained a harpoon

Laugh at fleshwretch

[gusty pulsar]

but uh, now you are a target :)

[cold hinge]

HARPOON THE BLACK HOLE

[night wedge]

DEREINEHALT

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches fleshwretch...

HARPOONED - Case #16793

**Chatter**

fleshwretch#0
@woeful apex

**Harpooner**

fieshwretch#0
@halcyon dove

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:9 UTC

[woeful apex]

[acoustic juniper]

I dont wanna be white

[night wedge]

SYANU ALL OF YOUR ASSES

[whole grove]

HARPOON BLACK HOLE

[halcyon dove]

fuckin easy

[whole grove]

NOW

[woeful apex]

ts so rigged

[dense shadow]

Hey look you are alive.

[night wedge]

STOP

[cold hinge]

HARPOON BLACK HOLE

GO

GO

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

HARPOONED - Case #17316

**Chatter**

francisco_leon_#0
@night wedge

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:9 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:9 UTC

[neon musk]

[cold hinge]

GOOOOO

[tall frigate]

alr don’t harpoon me, I don’t want white

[night wedge]

WE DEADASS

[somber robin]

Still dead

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Haycoat...

MISSED

HaycoatArt gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nyx

[gusty pulsar]

tink

[somber robin]

Yep I'm still dead

[cold hinge]

WE GOT EM

[halcyon arrow]

[whole grove]

get harpooned

[gusty pulsar]

crit

[supple meadow]

Murder black hole and DerEineHalt

[whole grove]

now harpoon .

[night wedge]

Fuck no

[halcyon arrow]

no

[acoustic juniper]

Ill gift a sub to anyone who harpoons koniifer/yingying (i wont)

Oh

[supple meadow]

Give me a harpoon

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nesus...

MISSED

Nesus gained a harpoon

Laugh at HaycoatArt

[night wedge]

Kill

[dense shadow]

I have been trying to get Der

[night wedge]

Officeman

[rotund jacinth]

wait a second. How tf is mini still non harpooned

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches yingying...

MISSED

koniifer gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nesus

A harpoon approaches Black Hole...

MISSED

Black Hole gained a harpoon

Laugh at Avontrod

[whole grove]

because mini is best cat

no one wants to harpoon a cat

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches yingying...

HARPOONED - Case #10500

**Chatter**

koniifer#0
@final flax

**Harpooner**

nessuss#0
@acoustic juniper

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:10 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:10 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

true

[supple meadow]

Because the search didn’t let me find her

[rigid meteor]

I see how it is

[dense shadow]

Why would want to hit mini?

[halcyon dove]

[night wedge]

AHAHHAHH

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches DerEineHalt...

HARPOONED - Case #10441

**Chatter**

dereinehalt#0
@graceful holly

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:10 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:10 UTC

[rigid meteor]

you all just throw harpoons ar black hole, but not me

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nesus...

MISSED

Nesus gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nyx

[night wedge]

How the hell do i use this harpoon

[iron tundra]

Too mini to be found

[acoustic juniper]

@final flax revenge

[supple meadow]

I don’t have any harpoons to throw

[gusty pulsar]

tink

[narrow spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1072697081443131476/1453594599535939716/Eliv_Hip_Roll.gif

[hard kayak]

your dead

[hot swift]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-homer-disappears-bush-hiding-gif-3377649

[visual hull]

[rotund jacinth]

I dont. Its just that ppl were nuking VIP's earlier

[cold hinge]

Nesus

[gusty pulsar]

i think i'm like, 4 hits 1 miss?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Haycoat...

MISSED

HaycoatArt gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nesus

[cold hinge]

Throw it at Nyx

[acoustic juniper]

Die

[cold hinge]

NO

NO

[rotund jacinth]

PARRY

[cold hinge]

HA

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Haycoat...

HARPOONED - Case #15223

**Chatter**

haycoat.#0
@cold hinge

**Harpooner**

nyx3c33#0
@twilit oyster

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:11 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:11 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

you are welcome hay

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nesus...

MISSED

Nesus gained a harpoon

Laugh at HaycoatArt

[woeful apex]

i had such bad RNG on this last year too

[supple meadow]

Mods lets us check our hit %

[rotund jacinth]

PARRY

[halcyon arrow]

gg

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Haycoat...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #17017

**Chatter**

haycoat.#0
@cold hinge

**Harpooner**

nessuss#0
@acoustic juniper

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:11 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:11 UTC

[cold hinge]

CRAPPPPPP

[night wedge]

Tf

[halcyon dove]

I am the one true fleshwretch now

[whole grove]

%purge 1000000000000000000000000

[supple meadow]

I still have 0 harpoons

[gusty pulsar]

oh wow i have 4 still

[acoustic juniper]

Get shit on

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1466777888912310272/1482672280956829877/Evil_dance.gif

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nesus...

HARPOONED - Case #655

**Chatter**

nessuss#0
@acoustic juniper

**Harpooner**

nyx3c33#0
@twilit oyster

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:12 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:12 UTC

[cold hinge]

Guys

[obsidian light]

I think its just like a 25% chance to miss
You can just take all messages that hit and miss and estimate

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

MISSED

Avontrod gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gabriel Cooper

[rotund jacinth]

someone harpoon me real quick

[cold hinge]

Get Nesus

[narrow spade]

Its 50%

[cold hinge]

YESSSS

[sly kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248343007913054209/1295745042249547816/Nerelick-anime6-tp.gif

[cold hinge]

KARMAAAA BIOTCHHHH

[gusty pulsar]

oh

[rigid meteor]

Okay then

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nesus...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #7102

**Chatter**

nessuss#0
@acoustic juniper

**Harpooner**

fieshwretch#0
@halcyon dove

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:12 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:12 UTC

[rigid meteor]

are you ready to throw harpoons at me now

[supple meadow]

I meant like, our individual hit %

[night wedge]

WHO IS THIS

[gusty pulsar]

[whole grove]

HARPOON HIM

[dense shadow]

What the heck.

[gusty pulsar]

oh i'm not the taget lmao

[night wedge]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

[halcyon dove]

ez

[obsidian light]

I doubt its per person

[neon musk]

imposter

[rotund jacinth]

mhm

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Avon (Wkly NN VC Fri 9PM UTC)...

HARPOONED - Case #6824

**Chatter**

fieshwretch#0
@halcyon dove

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:13 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:13 UTC

[rigid meteor]

harpoons please.

[whole grove]

its you wdym

[crude lintel]

Dare someone to harpoon Vedal

[night wedge]

WDYM

[acoustic juniper]

Thats just excessive

[halcyon arrow]

[cold hinge]

We camt

Cant

[gusty pulsar]

tink

[rigid meteor]

WHAT DOES A MAN HAVE TO DO TO GET HARPOONED HERE!?!??!

[crude lintel]

camt

[woeful apex]

avon

[tall frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[rotund jacinth]

if only I could

[supple meadow]

If I get a harpoon I will

[halcyon dove]

I had spared thee

[night wedge]

DID YOU ACTUALLY USE A GRASS TO PRETEND UR A LEAF

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Black Hole🍃...

HARPOONED - Case #4329

**Chatter**

gourmet#0
@rigid meteor

**Harpooner**

nyx3c33#0
@twilit oyster

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:13 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:13 UTC

[noble urchin]

[dense shadow]

Eh, it’s not fun when you ask for it.

[halcyon dove]

and this is how thou repayest me

[rigid meteor]

[cold hinge]

When I get revived I'm going to harpoon you

[azure current]

Man fuck you avon

[rigid meteor]

finally

[shrewd rune]

oh no [

[hot swift]

Someone got modmail though

[shrewd rune]

two black holes

[acoustic juniper]

the mandela effect thing is really crazy cause i cant remember asking

[halcyon dove]

[night wedge]

GOURMET STOP COSPLAYING ME

[keen heron]

Night NN

[shrewd rune]

close to each other

[uneven nest]

hi guys how the war-

ah

[halcyon dove]

all dead

[crude lintel]

So much white

We all ded

[whole grove]

why did we harpoon cerber

[night wedge]

ALSO WHY THE HELL AM I HARPOONED SINCE WHEN

[cold hinge]

Hey guys, fish Nesus

[gusty pulsar]

the gun is ready

[cold hinge]

Like right now

[acoustic juniper]

mods make me yellow again

[rigid meteor]

Finally I can go to bed

[dense shadow]

Maybe we all are.

[acoustic juniper]

I dont like white

[crude lintel]

She's the VP

[shrewd rune]

TWO BLACK HOLES CLOSE TO EACHOTHER

[halcyon arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-explode-gif-25528415

[acoustic juniper]

I dont wanna be like the rest

[azure current]

Its ; 4 am

[night wedge]

HARPOON GOURMENT

[cold hinge]

Make Nesus blue like fish

[noble urchin]

hi nn my neruo keychains came in

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches uncle fred...

MISSED

uncle fred gained a harpoon

Laugh at anut_carry

[crude lintel]

Is this the April Fool's joke? We all gain the HARPOONED role?

[dense shadow]

Cool.

[somber robin]

Oh right happy April fool's it some shit

Oh so that's why there the harpoon

[keen heron]

Dam thats the time I wake up

[rigid meteor]

yes, yes, conduct the hate train on me. Make them harpoon me

[rotund jacinth]

t

[sly kettle]

fimsh

[hard kayak]

wow

[rigid meteor]

all according to my plan

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 3tbarn3z...

MISSED

3tbarn3z gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gabriel Cooper

[cold hinge]

Ye

[halcyon dove]

ZEUS

[night wedge]

YOUR PLAN IS ASS

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gourmet...

MISSED

Gourmet gained a harpoon

Laugh at Betis :P

[whole grove]

were all white (ROLE FOR CLARIFICATION)

[proper lodge]

Oh we're doing this again.

[halcyon dove]

REVIVE ME

[gusty pulsar]

...shit

[somber robin]

Oh I'm alive

[acoustic juniper]

Why dont i have the harpoons from last time i had like 700 totally legaly acquired

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Metabilis...

HARPOONED - Case #17485

**Chatter**

metabilis#0
@noble urchin

**Harpooner**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:15 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:15 UTC

[whole grove]

are we back

[azure current]

Unironically can we have a slowmode

[shrewd rune]

bruh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches NeuroBot...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[rotund jacinth]

not for long

[cold hinge]

We confiscated them

[sly kettle]

[supple meadow]

Someone give me a harpoon

[sly kettle]

HARPOON THEM

[halcyon dove]

I DEMAND TO BE BROUGHT BACK

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ULTRA PlasmaPotato香蕉...

MISSED

Betis :P gained a harpoon

Laugh at SprayCactus (Bread)

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

MISSED

IBrinDoom08 gained a harpoon

Laugh at 3tbarn3z

[terse ocean]

it really is just in every chat geez

[rigid meteor]

Okay, was fun fighting harpoon war with you people. I need to actually bedge for couple hours atleast now though

[acoustic juniper]

any second now

[rigid meteor]

Bye bye

[crude lintel]

Guys, I couldn't harpoon the bot

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Breadabambaspis (just do it)...

HARPOONED - Case #17475

**Chatter**

spraycactus#0
@somber robin

**Harpooner**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:16 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:16 UTC

[cold hinge]

No

[shrewd rune]

oh thanks

[cold hinge]

Stay white role

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Blue Squid...

MISSED

Blue Squid gained a harpoon

Laugh at mm2wood

[supple meadow]

Thank you

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

MISSED

cbee gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gabriel Cooper

[hot swift]

Yeah, I think mod mail was the only one they forgot

[neon musk]

So many alive

[somber robin]

What the fuck

[rotund jacinth]

threat realized

[azure current]

Hic

[whole grove]

cant believe we harpooned the vice president of NN

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Vedal...

BLOCKED

The time is not yet right...

Patience is key

[halcyon dove]

revive me

[gusty pulsar]

fuck

[halcyon dove]

pls

[somber robin]

You goddamn cbee

[halcyon dove]

Shibo

[crude lintel]

I'mma do something risky

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

HARPOONED - Case #12838

**Chatter**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Harpooner**

extraserval#0
@proper lodge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:16 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:16 UTC

[halcyon dove]

I drew you birthday art

[rotund jacinth]

just become a spy

[acoustic juniper]

im going to the netherlands today anyone want some stroopwafel

[azure current]

Why am i just staring at the screen waiting for the mods to revive its 4 am goodnight

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Nyss7...

MISSED

Nyss7 gained a harpoon

Laugh at mm2wood

[rotund jacinth]

o7

[cold hinge]

Someone should get someone from general network

[crude lintel]

Nevermind, I can't

[tall frigate]

so many missed

[hot swift]

Vedal?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Haycoat...

HARPOONED - Case #10995

**Chatter**

haycoat.#0
@cold hinge

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:17 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:17 UTC

A harpoon approaches Goonum (redston fan)...

HARPOONED - Case #7275

**Chatter**

goonum#0
@deep plaza

**Harpooner**

ibrindoom08#0
@supple meadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:17 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:17 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

I legit have not been missed once. This shit rigged

[crude lintel]

Nah, Shiro

[halcyon arrow]

meow meow lol

[cold hinge]

I swear

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Blue Squid...

MISSED

Blue Squid gained a harpoon

Laugh at mm2wood

[gusty pulsar]

no channel war 🗞️

[hot swift]

Oh yeah, a bunch of people tried. And they’re Zepplin now.

[neon musk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949564743281156117/949564943735357440/FP3RUPEQ79YY1JM1P9.gif

[spare scaffold]

dammit

[gusty pulsar]

anyways i'm out of harpoons

[night wedge]

Fools during april...

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches OfficeMan (True Equalist)...

MISSED

OfficeBoy gained a harpoon

Laugh at Betis :P

[shrewd rune]

[whole grove]

I HAVE AN IDEA

[spare scaffold]

WAIT I GOT MORE

[terse ocean]

I swear it depends on the user

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches mm2wood...

HARPOONED - Case #14789

**Chatter**

ninjakai03#0
@spare scaffold

**Harpooner**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:18 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:18 UTC

[whole grove]

WHAT IF WE THREW HARPOONS OVER TO GEN CHATTERS

[shrewd rune]

bruh

[neon musk]

[whole grove]

would be the best war

[rotund jacinth]

fr

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 楓林秋杉...

MISSED

楓林秋杉 gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[night wedge]

And risk a war?

[fathom flint]

I have 20

[whole grove]

i love war

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Staz [Safarist]...

MISSED

Staz gained a harpoon

Laugh at More Ducks

A harpoon approaches 3tbarn3z...

MISSED

3tbarn3z gained a harpoon

Laugh at Kyrix

[whole grove]

(in neurocord ofc)

[supple meadow]

I love murdering random people

[rigid meteor]

I have one harpoon when I wake up you all are so dead

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gabriel Cooper (Silly Fella)...

MISSED

Gabriel Cooper gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nana

[crude lintel]

D'oh!

[shrewd rune]

NEUROTIC NEURONS, LETS CONQUER THE GENERAL CHATTERS

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 3beat...

MISSED

3beat gained a harpoon

Laugh at Gabriel Cooper

[supple meadow]

Fuck I missed

[rotund jacinth]

someone harpoon me. I am testing something real quick

[gusty pulsar]

oh hey i had one more

[whole grove]

WE SHALL DECLARE WAR ON GEN CHAT

[gusty pulsar]

wait..

[halcyon dove]

[gusty pulsar]

wrong 3 guy

[hot swift]

Someone got Camila too

[halcyon dove]

surely mods will revive me soon

[night wedge]

Do a poll

[spare scaffold]

wait wtf when did i get harpooned

[dense shadow]

I don’t know anybody from gen chat.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

MISSED

cbee gained a harpoon

Laugh at Kyrix

[whole grove]

just kill anyone who talks in gen chat

[spare scaffold]

DAMMIT

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches 3tbarn3z...

HARPOONED - Case #158

**Chatter**

3tbarn3z#0
@dense shadow

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:19 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:19 UTC

[vague latch]

no more harpoon

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches mini ♡ >⩊<...

MISSED

mini ♡ >⩊< gained a harpoon

Laugh at More Ducks

A harpoon approaches Neonaki...

MISSED

Neonaki gained a harpoon

Laugh at Izukomo

[gusty pulsar]

tink

[acoustic juniper]

Mods

[proper lodge]

[acoustic juniper]

Give me more harpoons

[proper lodge]

I thought he ded.

[rotund jacinth]

ok yea ts rigged to only have harpoons miss me when I am already dead... wtf

[gusty pulsar]

i got my revange finally

[crude lintel]

I gave Mini a harpoon

[halcyon arrow]

so generous

[dense shadow]

Yeah, that make sense.

[supple meadow]

Give me a harpoon

[narrow spade]

Why are some people getting a revive every 5 seconds

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ApplesOffline...

MISSED

ApplesOffline gained a harpoon

Laugh at Kyrix

[rotund jacinth]

give her another

[feral pelican]

That Duality Neuro plushie looks so off

[halcyon dove]

give me a life

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Static-sama 📓 [NN Police]...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #18261

**Chatter**

static.sama#0
@fair robin

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:20 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:20 UTC

[whole grove]

guys stop fighting eachother and lets all pick a common enemy

[shrewd rune]

hold on

[acoustic juniper]

%life

[rotund jacinth]

I wonder if mini is lurking

[gusty pulsar]

lmao

[halcyon arrow]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

MISSED

IBrinDoom08 gained a harpoon

Laugh at More Ducks

[crude lintel]

If you insist

[supple meadow]

Yes

[crude lintel]

There you go

[acoustic juniper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/601732105835380749/1479372874107060294/neuroswim.gif

[gusty pulsar]

how do i still have 1

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches someone...

HARPOONED - Case #9647

**Chatter**

totally_not_a_r0bot#0
@acoustic ridge

**Harpooner**

anut_carry#0
@turbid elk

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:20 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:20 UTC

[supple meadow]

Thank you

[twilit oyster]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1486449411897823522/shewasraisedbybirds.gif

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches mini ♡ >⩊<...

HARPOONED - Case #12267

**Chatter**

minikomew#0
@jovial lily

**Harpooner**

bruh_bruh_bruh_bruh#0
@halcyon arrow

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC

[crude lintel]

I still have 2

[acoustic juniper]

Must move to generate power to revive

[halcyon arrow]

have my harpoon also

[feral pelican]

Like why does Duality Neuro look so weird

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ZombiePorkman...

MISSED

ZombiePorkman gained a harpoon

Laugh at IBrinDoom08

[rotund jacinth]

Someone harpoon me. I wanna verify my hypothesis that I only dodge harpoons when dead

[halcyon arrow]

oh

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Aeduland...

MISSED

Aeduland gained a harpoon

Laugh at Kyrix

[shrewd rune]

[halcyon arrow]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ....

MISSED

bruh gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nyx

A harpoon approaches mini ♡ >⩊<...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #14595

**Chatter**

minikomew#0
@jovial lily

**Harpooner**

moreducks#0
@crude lintel

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC

[halcyon arrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1260080063651512350.webp?size=32&animated=true

[terse ocean]

we hope for revives

[crude lintel]

Giving Mini another harpoon

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Neonaki...

MISSED

Neonaki gained a harpoon

Laugh at Izukomo

A harpoon approaches Cbee (Chaos Beacon)[💙💔]...

RE-HARPOONED - Case #11950

**Chatter**

cbee_#0
@rotund jacinth

**Harpooner**

blueturbo47#0
@obsidian light

**Stabbed again at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC

[crude lintel]

OH NO

[whole grove]

mods where are our revives at

[crude lintel]

MINI I'M SORRY

[rotund jacinth]

HOW COULD YOU

[supple meadow]

My hit % is so low

[shrewd rune]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Aeduland...

HARPOONED - Case #19270

**Chatter**

aeduland#0
@nova gyro

**Harpooner**

extraserval#0
@proper lodge

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC

[halcyon dove]

am I alive yet

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches ....

HARPOONED - Case #395

**Chatter**

bruh_bruh_bruh_bruh#0
@halcyon arrow

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:21 UTC

[rotund jacinth]

someone harpoon duck

[acoustic ridge]

youre going to regret that

[gusty pulsar]

having a dot as a name won't protect you

[crude lintel]

True, I deserve it. I harpooned Mini

[halcyon arrow]

[tall frigate]

V1 and V2 are from makeship, V3 is from junipercreate (?

[rotund jacinth]

tf did mods increase hit rate to 100% or smthn?

[dense shadow]

Why would you hit mini.

[whole grove]

how could you

[crude lintel]

But also she does need to get better at dodging.

[gusty pulsar]

i missed like 5 of them lol

[whole grove]

thats evil

[hot swift]

Is it just me or does the new one look like she has a tan or something?

[crude lintel]

I tried to throw the harpoon TO her

[rotund jacinth]

mods revive me so I can avenge mini

[ivory lion]

Duck how could you Neuro won't be happy about that

[feral pelican]

Yeah, V3 in the image (duality neuro) looks odd, like why does she look chopped, she also looks red aswell

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gabriel Cooper (Silly Fella)...

MISSED

Gabriel Cooper gained a harpoon

Laugh at Kyrix

[crude lintel]

Can't be, I've missed like 3

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Kyrix...

HARPOONED - Case #6396

**Chatter**

extraserval#0
@proper lodge

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:23 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:23 UTC

[rigid meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1293078296392634449/1397971646886838524/explosiveevil.gif

[manic hazel]

chat kill the chatter below me

[dense shadow]

She was in the middle of a tea party with Neuro how could you.

[gusty pulsar]

oh i was about to attack you lmao

[night wedge]

@quasi zealot who tf harpooned me, i want an excuse to use nuke

[gusty pulsar]

tink

[proper lodge]

Well that was my last harpoon anyways.

[sly kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067638175478071307/1301651161081839667/Sleepy987.gif

[rigid meteor]

Me

[weary ocean]

There are a lot of non-harpooned people in #gaming

[night wedge]

You?

[acoustic juniper]

Mods can i use the 12 harpoons inside me

[rotund jacinth]

[rigid meteor]

When you revive you should throw all of your harpoons at me

[whole grove]

harpoon #artist-alley

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Fire [HBD Shiro 🎂]...

HARPOONED - Case #6089

**Chatter**

firecrafter28#0
@weary ocean

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:23 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:23 UTC

[tall frigate]

if you remember when first evil plush preview came out, her chin was so big

[acoustic juniper]

DONT COME CLOSE TO MY PEOPLE

[fathom flint]

The green one

[whole grove]

they're all still alive

[remote delta]

oh I see it's april fools

[terse ocean]

[night wedge]

I WILL

[gusty pulsar]

tink

[weary ocean]

[halcyon dove]

[halcyon arrow]

infinite harpoons but no harpoons

[crude lintel]

It's okay, Neuro found it funny

[feral pelican]

The only V3 one that looks good is Evil Neuro for some reason, idk how they screwed up Neuro that badly tho

[gusty pulsar]

that's what you get by camouflaging

[dense shadow]

Yeah it is.

[supple meadow]

Im out of harpoons so im gonna go finish my career run in Umamusume

G’bye

[feral pelican]

Lowk

[whole grove]

harpoon #artist-alley

[gusty pulsar]

i legit think my harpoons might be broken, i'm not running out of them

[crude lintel]

I think I still have one left.

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches IBЯIПDӨӨM (WΘЯDГЕ ΔЯСΗΙVΣR)...

MISSED

IBrinDoom08 gained a harpoon

Laugh at Nyx

[earnest wing]

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gabriel Cooper (Silly Fella)...

MISSED

Gabriel Cooper gained a harpoon

Laugh at Broo

[hot swift]

Interesting… :/ Hopefully they’ll do a rerun of the original Neuro at some point.

[cold hinge]

cracks knuckles

I'm back

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Gabriel, Messenger Of God...

HARPOONED - Case #6662

**Chatter**

geibudesu#0
@thick parrot

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:25 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:25 UTC

[royal raft]

my harpoon

[whole grove]

would be absolute cinema if an official channel wars started

[acoustic juniper]

this is so fucked up someone stabbed me while i was asleep... then koni saw that walked up to my lifeless corpse and just shanked me again

[feral pelican]

I like the new evil plushie tho (not a re-run technically because of the new hair design)

[gusty pulsar]

there can be only one gabriel

[cold hinge]

How about we do that again?

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Broo...

HARPOONED - Case #9839

**Chatter**

pandoramau#0
@royal raft

**Harpooner**

gabrielcooper#0
@gusty pulsar

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:25 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:25 UTC

A harpoon approaches Neonaki...

HARPOONED - Case #8848

**Chatter**

osunatsuki#0
@hollow nymph

**Harpooner**

izukomo#0
@fossil void

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:25 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:25 UTC

[acoustic juniper]

Of course the server about a british tutel has an event all about stabbing

[rotund jacinth]

Guys. All harpoon me so I can obtain all the harpoons for the off chance that mods make it possible to hit vedal

[gusty pulsar]

tink

[rigid meteor]

I gave them the idea to do that. When you revive throw all those harpoons at me

[ivory lion]

I do wish the new plush had the cat skulls for the ribbons

[night wedge]

Guys

[hot swift]

Still waiting for mine to come in the mail. I also got the OG evil on her birthday. So hopefully I’ll have the OG Neuro later to match.

[rotund jacinth]

british simulator

[crude lintel]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thomas-tomska-ridgewell-tomska-3

[dense shadow]

I kinda wish the outift was different as well.

[cold hinge]

Hm

[hard kayak]

wow

[royal raft]

Ow

Someone harpooned me

[halcyon dove]

[gusty pulsar]

payback

[rigid meteor]

It was me

[halcyon dove]

why am I still dead

[cold hinge]

Hmmmm

[ionic holly]

A harpoon approaches Staz [Safarist]...

HARPOONED - Case #11221

**Chatter**

realstaz#0
@stable blaze

**Harpooner**

moreducks#0
@crude lintel

**Executed by Evil's might at Apr 1, 2026 at 2:27 UTC:**

<no description>

Case created on Apr 1, 2026 at 2:27 UTC

[halcyon dove]

moooooooooods

[crude lintel]

Last one

[cold hinge]

HMMMMM

[crude lintel]

[halcyon dove]

[cold hinge]

mods don't revive nesus

[tender gyro]

everyone in here has there colors gone lmfaoooo

[dense shadow]

Because. IDK

[rigid meteor]

Throw all your harpoons at me when you revive as revenge

[crude lintel]

Staz

[arctic sierra]

Goodnight NN. I love you all.

[halcyon arrow]

g

[crude lintel]

I GOT HIM

[ivory lion]

Hopefully in the future we can get plushies with their new Cyperpunk outfits

[earnest wing]

[acoustic juniper]

thank you thank you for the stars im gonna be here all night just that i wont and i need sleep and its daytime

[royal raft]

Well I gotta commend your good aim at the very least would be proud

[snow bone]

[cold hinge]

Wait

[tender gyro]

having lots of fun with the harpoons i see

[gusty pulsar]

tbh i have no reason to be alive rn

[sly kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/neuro-vedal-despair-forgive-you-gif-1849676472487909413

[mystic hearth]

I'm back

[cold hinge]

Is Rachinova not harpooned anymore?

[mystic hearth]

I'm still Harpoon'd

AAAAAAAA

[acoustic juniper]

Star went from 6 to 5 after i said that
Fucked up

[gusty pulsar]

i fully expected to just throw a few harpoons and be dead for most of it but somehow i'm dominating lol

[feral pelican]

Lowk this new juniper plush looks weird tho