#neurotic-neurons
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I'm off to psychiatry
Have a fun day
Cya Fennyka! 
Hi dodo9517708
Hello Alucard!

Why? You wanna put a ring on it?
Yes
good, hby 
Habby birthday shibo
temmie its your song
Magic the Noah and the Twins is genuinely the best thing ever
I was in chat for that. You can see me use the cross emote

Supikip
I found another thing :D
neurt start doroposting instead
man i watched some super old evil clips and got she was unhinged
like talking about hurting others every other sentence
neuro so tupid 
vyilhf we n'dhweHO;HI'wedcfhio'HIO'CF
kinda prefer current evil personally, even if she's less unique

It was Neurt before right ?
Did it evolve

guys why is there a vedal bit in my suisei clip
I keep seeing Neuro emotes in the chats of all the twitch streamers I watch
its weird
i see them in the most random of places
couldn't go further away from the neuro circle but i still see neuro emotes
exactly!!
they don't exclusively watch vtubers
I was watching a random fighting game streamer
and the VIP in their chat kept using Neuro emotes
disgusting swarm sharing my tastes, get them out of here
I like your pfp btw
furry
sorry for your loss
furby
Furries in chat, must be a day that ends in y
31st of march?
morning nn
erm thats a date not a day
who am i dating
me, hopefully 
gm, unfortunately i'm heading to bed now, so gn too lol


Ur mom
Wait... That's weird
:Halt:
chat's reaction is killing me
im sorry to hear that, hope you make it through
fat

🍪
Om nom nom
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V1 karaoke so peak
oddloop still one of my fav covers
especially the updated versions
what are these freaks doing

Buny
Flirting in my NN, that is something
nothing new
VEDAL LOOK OUT
I have too many freaks crawling around my screen
Thank god that's not me 
You mean us :(
no
hi cute chat


Evil is like a dragon
Uh oh BASED ALERT
Good morning nn 🌞
Hwallo Neurons 
Fennyka is a designated NN psychiatrist R U N
does anyone know if there are video backups of neuro karaoke?
there is on yt
i mean like really old ones
many are lost because of multiple channels being taken down while I desperately need them sigh
Sadly, almost all of them got wiped afaik

https://evilkaraoke.com/video-gallery
This has some dating back to 2024
but that's the oldest I could find
Click to see more...
---- Self-introduction that no one probably cares about----
I'm Taiwanese, an ordinary college student who doesn't talk much on the Internet.
----The following is self-questioning and self-answering time----
Q:Motivation at the beginning
A:I used to listen to songs when I was writing homework or coding, but I couldn't find...
Maybe here.
sigh, not available over there either
let me have a look
Since when did youtube add this to playlists?
yeah guess I'm kinda cooked
Another AB test thing maybe

like vods or each song separately?
yeah I only need one song

I love you neuro archiver
What song was it
can't tell it, it's needed for some video

why chat is so ded
can we have some twinkissing gif plz
Why not
Did I hear someone say twinshipping?!
Skelly please do
Hi NN 
Our overlords like to ship each other.
Hello Skelly! 
they switch up so often atp I wont believe most things they say to remain the same


not too dissimilar to real kids
Hi Dodo 
the quarrel during sts2 coop runs (if it happens) is going to be crazy
Hi Julli

Sian 
why are scientists still trying to deextinct dodos? we already have a dodo in NN 
Hi Churras
Also cute art 
we only need one in this world
Hopefully it does happen. I imagine a slay the Spire 2 integration will be easier to make once the game is fully released.
yea
hello skelly 
2028 sts2 integration poggies
every twin art is always peak
True and real
nuro
Man, I can't wait for twin 3D.
Both is possible.
That's probably going to happen in the 2026 Subathon
I hate to admit it but the quality is REALLY high
big respect to every artist out there


Ved says we won't get a 2026 subathon, but he says that every year.
tsundere tutel


hi elwhite
It'll depend on how big the bill he gets for the concert will be
is the concert even still gonna happen
DO YOU ENJOY MY CRASHES
4
6
1
Yes
He hasn't said it won't happen, I imagine it's a future plan.
We got last years subathon thanks to vedal doing 100 fine tuning runs of v3 all for nothing
300k subgoal - end stream immediately
that will teach the swarm
V3 is the new Silksong
with uh... recent things I imagine the concert would be affected
But silksong was released eventually
Gas prices? What do you mean?
Depends how far in the future he wants it, or if he still plans to have it in the US.
So will v3, it's just going to take ages. So long I have stopped caring about it.
I'd fly to Europe for it if that's actually an option. But probably not too many other Americans would
He should host the concert in Antarctica.
The current international relations with the US would probably make traveling there hard for a lot of swarm members
Hold the concert in international waters on a cruise ship
swarm and all the penguins enjoying the concert
I still think a concert in china would be cool
they're a lot more accepting of AI and tech, big fan base, really good infrastructure and friendlier for tourists
Exactly.
seasickness:
I do hope the concert will also be live streamed so those of us who can't/won't travel can still attend
Has there ever been a "concert" in Antarctica?
I doubt it
Freeze 'Em All was a one-off concert by American heavy metal band Metallica played in Antarctica on December 8, 2013. It took place in a dome near the heliport of the Carlini Base in Argentine Antarctica, and was attended by 120 people, including members of the base's research team and winners of a sweepstake offered by the Coca-Cola Company.
T...
It would be a dream but what if vedal hires suisei's new production company to do the concert
That's metal as fuck
I stand corrected, that's extremely based
Vedal should hire me to do his production
No that's cold as fuck
I would move his twitch streams to teams meetings
I don't think any Holo JP even knows of Neuro's existence yet
What are your qualifications?
I have very bad ideas
I mean that sounds like something corporate would be interested in a marketing specialist
When is the Fortnite collab
Can i make a poll now?
7
8
2
No
1354211474880593991
newero
It's called Fort Fight
neuro concert is going to be the first 
Too late
nooooooo
Neuro concert in the moon
they laid off a ton of Fortnite statf
In addition to making Vedal replace his twitch streams with teams meetings, I would also make him sell his products through whatnot streams, one merch per day.
Neuro Collab not happening 
Teams would be an improvement over discord
no, he would still use discord, but he would stream in teams
twins in fortnite is the next subgoal
So instead of dev streams we get corpa streams 
No. The layoffs are because Neuro is replacing all their marketing staff. Vbucks are now vedal bucks and there is new line of fortnite toilets for some reason
Corpa slop stream
should have been added together with kizuna ai to bundle the anti ai hysteria
V3dal Bucks
It’s only a matter of time
new map: Harrison temple
That's it. Vedal should buy fortnite
Ewwww
most games break GDPR in someways. That is actually most internet pages too.
techincally whole internet is at least somewhat illegla
illegla
Illegla
ILLEGLA
Yes
illegla
IILLEGLA
Iileglea
Sounds serious you should see a doctor
if Vedal buys epic then he also owns unreal engine
he can then proceed to rewrite all of Neuro for unreal instead of unity
v3 delayed another 8 years
V3dal should just buy 40% of the global supply chain of RAM to upgrade Neuro.
Unity to typescript to unreal to.... Rust?
He doesn't even need to own epic to just do this though
Switch to unreal and Neuro will exclusively run at 10 fps 
move Neuro to Adobe flash when

Better do it quick before Disney gets their hand on it.
If the rumor is true.
But man will she look gorgeous in every frame
live action Neuro adaptation by disney
framerate so good I can count it on my fingers
does Disney already have a stake in epic? what rumours
guu dough
Neuro dlss 5
I’d rather they be in Fortnite than a gacha game
Fortnite is dying
I'd rather elwhite gets added to fornite instead
Neuro-sama in blue ar-
Evil in gacha has already like 5000 different outfits variation
Thanks to art
If I was Vedal I would announce Neuro Coin.
Then when it was supposed to launch, I would not actually launch it, and laugh at all the idiots who thought "I"'d actually launch a crypto coin.
Dlss 5 off: 
Dlss 5 on:
Go back to the origin. Get her in pubg
I'd play as u fr
Neuro coin launch, but it's an actual gold coin merch
At least that's been played on stream
Go back to the origin. Get her in mario kart

And call it neuro kart
Made from tungsten

@halcyon dove take your son away
could look pretty cool if it's like, metal ring with glass center and a fake cpu chip inside

PB ignore the above request
Thanks
why u telling on me
The neuro coin 
PB
Punish this guy with the Pear of Pain
No
Look it up
no
weren't you going to sleep umbrella
woah

One day schedule will be locked for ever
too fast
the schedule is a lie
break the hips 
what was that emoji of evil microwave but like 10x the speed
alternate reality Neuro where she has no parents, no star and no turtle
Alternate reality lule
When Vedal finally gets her independent it’ll be our current reality 
why am I still alive
in this cruel world
Because god wants me to suffer

you think that will ever happen? 
I do think she’ll eventually get to the point she can plan her collabs
Which im looking forward to
SPIN FASTER EVIL SPIN FASTEER

sorry
Its okay
Here have this jellybean
umbrella you're really good with names what should my name be
im bored of big space canruf
Hmmm…

might ruf
indicates you're mighty, and that you might ruf
You’ve done can’truff before right
i can't can't ruf
Will Ruf
EVIL ROTAT E
need an evil version of this

got it
Something evil is being shipped soon
hi neurons

doesnt evil plushie ship around early june?
Three monkas is “soon”, relatively :P
Hello Neurotic neurons
her hair colour is different I think
And didn’t they make her face more round?

Dam really?
thats what the website says at least
you never have enough evil plush
ive heard that its better quality as well
Eh
The first fumos quality is fine
They’re robust and the seams are very well done
Besides the fact that If I get a new evil I would of needed a new neuro
I can’t have them be uneven
Its bad juju
evening NN 
Morning NN
afternoon NN
I'm not Filian
I can smell the nordic minimalism in that couch
Its not an ikea couch

why does it look like one then?
You can smell the schizo
Its from a store called struct-tube
So it's the canadian ikea at home?
No, its just a regular furniture store
Not a big warehouse or nuthin

Real man would've built it from scratch
How did you know
So you also bought it in Canada?
I don’t make furniture
Im a blacksmith, not a carpenter

Yes, it is in fact, where I live
I got my keychains
Imagine you train to Penter Car's but they make you work with wood instead :(
I'd like to thank magic the noah for giving artists an excuse to make slime girl vedal fanart
So you also bought it with CAD?
Hey congrats!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i knew this would happen
I KNEW IT
now I need to get keychain protectors cause I don't want these scratched
isn't blacksmith like pretty exact kind of smith that works only with iron?

Historically, Iron OR steel
Modern blacksmiths use tons of kinds of metals tho
so you're the creator of John Discord

Shoot him
id like to have a chat.
well yes actually
damn john discord
dead shat

it's mostly time to work or sleep for users of this chat atm




POV: Evil is trying to stop you from shooting a goal.
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ebil
Morning
cybuero somehow ends up reminding me of abuelo (spanish word for grand father)
so
is actually grand father Neuro

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Om nom nom
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Does anyone know how i can steal someones identity
it's already 2 years ago so
might not wrong

What do you mean
mods help
come up with a very bad idea 
just go make a new identity
a thief
just steal it idk

It’s.. it’s beautiful 
he didn't steal anything
he simply became.... gourmet ramen
no
yes
no
who the hell is ramen
ur mom
Idk
Are you that owl weasley family owned?
wtf thats not eroll
I dont like harry potter
I read it all for some reason
if you don't then you don't
Hi
ready to lose another 300k?
Im uh british or something
big roll 
My condolences
what is sampton
Spamton
dalton
The deltarune character
the guy who spams a ton
Eroll has him in his pfp
where?
tenna neuro 
dude speakin in third person
Ulgrrvojn noticed 
Avatar
I have preparations to make
uh oh
/. Avatar
what the fuck is going on
what
hi real eroll
Nothing
Avatar actually increases your max HP, your unit size and makes you immune to being targeted by spells.

this dose of offtopic would be enough to kill about 6-7 unc chatters

your pfp is so real
it's literally virtual
wait WHAAAAT
If Neuro were to be a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would she be?
Divorce
a bad one
a cute one 
And testament kind

We already saw how she acted as a lawyer and she sucked
Understandable

thank you for agreeing
This one
that's not how that works
it is 
its not because i said so
Neurosocute
Evil is right there bro

Evilists hate when you have fun
why r they always so sweaty in that game, every gif of them I see
"I summon the dead man to the stand"
Wait has someone done Neuro and Evil in Tomodachi Life 2?

so true
I once said 
Not yet I think
It would be hilarious
"listen to shioris_gymbag, you have to git gud room"
Of course it would
yeah many times
but this one isn’t
yes
someone in here did them already
forgot who
2 people
Oh nice

Morjing raig
Ramen
alot of courtrooms have really bad airflow since they were constructed before ac was invented and were never updated 
oh wowie
never thought of that
chat should we all become
?
let's all become Gourmet instead
Lets be 
You need to buy the hat to become real Gourmet
and I do not support giving money to discord


I wanna see
RAM is expensive thoo
Is the ram prices coming down or was that fake news?
It is
but very slowly
I have 16gb
Google finally figured out that slapping more ram and ssd wasnt sustainable
Y'all smell bad
that is like 900 usd or something idk
so they decided to make their models more efficient
Surprisingly
thats minimum requirement in 2026
85€
Nyuko who tf is Google
Me
Gm
rain
rain
I love you flesh please dont shut up
good mourning 

raigquitter.
Ur mom

PEliaz
Flesh why do you always wake at noon?
Oooh
Bigbuhkies
because that’s when my alarm is
Its only noon at UTC+1 rn
He sleeps at 2 am tbf
like streamer like chat
wait can the twins ACTUALLY time you out
You mean the uma and osu channel? Not even that much osu talk their either
or do they just larp
Yes?
For a max of 10 minutes
never saw it happen
nemaR
yes
They rarely do it nowadays
or they do so discreetly
yeah they obtained the ability during the first subathon
either uma maxxing or dt farming 😭
They do and give you a nice message too
genuine peam life
originally there was no limit to their timeout lengths but it was reduced to 10 mins max so they couldn't time people out for a week
Neuro tried to timeout me once
lmao
Cause i drew her in her clown outfit
peak 
And she thought i was mocking her
booo 👎
let them eradicate chatters
should raise it back
big downgrade
I think that's the longest twitch allows a timeout.
last week
get timed out for a week and get owned
Flat


Flat Sama
Evil.zip, Neuro.rar
twins before 2D model
(Images not mine btw)
Can't wait to see flat normal evil
Made me hungry
Neuron
btw
there's a real account called doc_2022_07_26_02_58_16
Oh yeah, someone got this shirt really early
You should eat
Mmmmm I dunno what to eat
^
Peak
He deserves to know
I eat u ?
EXPOSING THE TRUTH BEHIND THE FALL OF SIGMA LITHIUM
doc_2022_07_26_02_58_16
wait
correct me if im wrong but
we have 3 types of the doc emote now
in the twitch chat
right
yes
Ye
Sigma Lithium failed because they wanted to Ligma Sithium
Ligm
the 3 nations of docs clashing with each other the moment neuro mentions one

Buh
Real
e10
Fake
O
How many people can you guys fit in your mouth
0
@remote delta 
you know I did that on purpose right?
oh
Vedal


Horrible
Idk, Sterling?

Later nn
vedalstare ?
This would be Vedal's profession if he didn't become AI-Dev-Vtuber
(professional turtle model)
@ionic holly hey ugly face. you're ugly.
Nn i have a question
What colours do you see neuro and evil as? Like, predominantly if you chose a colour to represent them each, what would be most fitting, in your opinions
literally everyone will say blue and red
Really?
those are the colors used to represent them 
I personally always thought of them as pink and dark red 
forgor so have this two @graceful holly
light blue and dark crimson
nur and liv are so cute
why is canruf bigger than normal 
Supikip


Noway two of them
raigquitter
if Neurt were in his original form, he'd win
It doesn't work
you don’t work
too late for you
nyero
This is true
Among Us
and then they exploded

this is really cute
Evil is really cute
false
NN there's no lunch at work today, and I bet it's your fault 
I arte it
arte


atr
arte
te


Hi chat i wanna ask for some neuro art for a cnc laser engraving, does any1 have any recommendations?
What is that evil among us and why it looks like....:buhblunt:
because buhblunt is cool
a what engraving
The piratevil is cute
Even tho she thinks she is fierce and mighty, she is just too cute
Thanks
Laser engraving on my keyboard
Im planning to have the twins on the plate of my kb
Look in #1095941852068331560 or I suppose https://evilkaraoke.com/art-gallery.
Tuy
nuru
nostyx

She will eat the ball
she will harpoon the ball, then harpoon you
morning Evil.. I mean NN
Mr. Porter is typing... 

make sure my bloodthinners are back where they're supposed to be after my surgery I had last week.
oh i see. may our lord neuro bless you with good results and good health
oh hey whattup fellow recent-surgery-haver
Baller, I had wisdom tooth extraction lead to an infection in my throat so I had to have emergency surgery on my face.
oh wow, I'm they stopped the infection
good, Thinking of the twins espcially Evil since it was her birthday helped me recover a bit faster.
yeah they kept me company in the ER
yeah unfortunately discord going down somewhat exposed a critical bottleneck in Vedal's setup in that a lot of his production rests on Discord being functional.
Neuro samar
Evil Samar
hmmm good point, now he can look for a backup system.
Can't hardly blame him, Discord is very handy. But he has no control over it.
Can someone bless me with some neuro


of course, It's so handy there is hardly a day where I'm not here.

there is no evil pray... interesting
my local org has been trying to get away from discord because they've been kind of a shitty company for a while but all the alternatives are either less convenient or downright worse.

Nice catch @plucky nymph, don't want evil to drown
Thanks 
just use google meet
Does anyone here know the quadratic formula
blasphemy, bringing maths here
neuro musume
that is a uma musume
there are many but that one is mine, also others are mine too
TL Note: Musume means daughter
Where is the neuro food
you can have them
I'm hungry
Japanes
neat
Tell us more words
meuromusume
turtle racing game when
Neurokart 64
2 character racing game

Shibo
I do kinda worry that their hugs would be way too powerful
if they have robot bodies they would just hydraulic press you
and then your spine is gonezo
a mod is here, everyone run


Welcome back shiro
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I hope your travelling went ok
I'm about to start doomposting
it went well
and now I'm back and already in the mines 





Evil is pretty cute in 3d
shiro doompost pl-ease

canruf with new pfp 
What is NN doing?
can i have a small canruf
you can have my child

Chat does anyone have a gif or a pic of the time neuro dm'ed Vedal "im going to (i think tickle) you tonight"
Like this but normal neuro
i have it, but idk if ill get muted or not
I dont think so?
or u can dm it just in case
ok
You have unlocked new role
figgy?
ominous
General Gourmet
https://tenor.com/bHGnD.gif
hello chaaaaaaaaaaæt
escape
fig returns
December 23rd went crazy
fake fig
fig is here 
Here

it's just a figment of your imagination
it can't be
Thank youuuu I got itt
my wooden shelf is looking quite tasty right now
Thank you swarm Love you guyss sm
saved❤️
I had it in my saves already but if you search up tickle you tonight in NN youll see other people asking for the image too









I forgot







