#neurotic-neurons
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Blood runs on me, come alive
put evil plush on your head and carry her around everyday
I don’t think I can fit more on the Turwer
You mean piplup
real
Whoa good collection tho
Wait hold on you might be cooking since I just put the second Turtwig there since it was larger than I expected for a keychain
"truth is... the game was rigged from the start"
That's a beautiful stack

Wanna hear something funny, that Turtwig ànd Grotle plush are probably older than some of the people in this server 
well neuro was already attending so they might aswell do both
That's impressive
Wait chat I got bad news about evils birthday I can’t make it i have things to do tomorrow o7 evil I will watch the vod
Did Neuro die?
yes
i wish
@hearty orchid are you dead

(and I have no husband actually)
Did neuro hate on chat for talking about evil birthday today
do you have cake? 
Not really
(i have no money for cake unfortunately)
wdym... gen 4 only came out in 2007... that wasn't that long ago... right?
She did say to be nice to Evil on her birthday at the end
actually wait I do have cake in my fridge, brb
Call beggars saved the day and disabled highlighted messages for a while
They're identical 
To celebrate Evil's birthday we should all eat a raw egg for her
not to be a call beggar but can evil call neuro on her birthday? she's a small time streamer
Neuro is so mean ... Wait what
Was that the experiment of the stream
True if you're drunk and squint real hard it's practically the same image
Nah Vedal said it earlier what it was
did he?
Did you guys know if you squint, your eyes will be shut halfway?
vaguely, but yes
I mean connections was new too
He was vague posting like always
He was vague
Is that why one of my egg got stuck to the cardboard ànd broke when I tried to grab it yesterday
That was Evil yes
The nefariousness of the creature knows no bounds
this fucking guy
vaguepost king
that's all that matters
if he was hoping no one would notice any other changes then it's probably related to the codebase rewrite
then he said he was excited for upcoming stuff
Hopefully he got rid of Evil's stutter
New experiment is recoloring one pixel on neuro model ànd see if anyone notice
as he should be
but he sent neurohypers this time


neurowipers
Neuro got to sing something different instead of just pop that means for me the experiment was a success too 
😅
I didn’t know he could do such thing
oh yeah btw what songs did she sing today
I was so busy I missed that segment
excited for everything to break again in a few months
darude sandstorm
thanks boss
peak setlist honestly
(•3)<
Fuck

Fih
i can't believe v3 is actually happening, it's been so long 
Can't wait for the meme karaoke next week 
thanks anyways
Oh almost forgot, posted this earlier already but here's your robot arm update Umbrella
2 more mysterious songs from the subathon mashup solved
As you can see it is among the best and brightest
if this doesn't happen then pb is officially washed
Wanna be yours instead of do I wanna know would’ve been better
the meme will be no karaoke
they already sang darude sandstorm and never gonna give you up
what other meme songs do you want

can you please make it hold an umbrella
thank you ILY
What would be a good duet for the meme karaoke 
I was saying the entire duration “push it off”
Splendid result

i dont think it'll happen but i really want a v1 singing karaoke for april fools
is this something you made
Chinatown snooze
Darude sandstorm twin edition 
neuro mongolian throat singing
It is! Not from scratch mind, its based on an existing open source spec for robot arms
Neuro hasn't done pregnant sonic yet
Without vedal then it's peak
nah darude sandstorm is the song vedal's singing
But I did source the parts, 3d print, customise and build it
you should hit it with a hammer until it stops moving
Obvious is obvious
pretend theres a neuro plush on that log
wow I can't believe you ethically made an entire robot arm and even forged the metal yourself
Homegrown metal
This just a mere scratch
Im exited for the rum 
Its true, and the AI training data was ethically sourced from organic (non synthetic) human test subjects for minimal environmental impact
will evil be allowed to drink on her birthday
ethically sourced from reddit probably 
in 15 years yea
no shes 3 years old
is it ethical if you trapped them in your basement
in human years
She's 3 years old...
Yes because its organic

Teach it to deep fry potatoes
Explain why Neuro was able to drink during new year's

OOOOOOOOO, you mean water

i just realized neuro sang an evil cover today (pray to me)
^•^<
I heard vodka
Liquid cooled 
6/10 of these were evil covers
I meant cause liquid cooling, yeah
hi umbrella
holy its real then
vodka?
how would you even make her drink
closest were gonna get to voice swap
No she’s not old enough
Cheers, nn clinks vodka
We all know Evil and Neuro never had a sober stream
im gonna hold your hand
I should probs get some stuff ready for tmrw tbfr
intentionally lower the number of parameters in her LLM so she becomes dumber to simulate being drunk
rum cooling 

daughters reflect father 
btw it would actually be pretty good coolant
give her a LOT of ram
That means no rum for Neuro
didnt neuro get drunk on ram before
FeelsBadMan
yummy ethanol
The coolant tubes would go all gross and sticky ↓
just lick them clean
Mineral oil cooled pc

Is this someone's alt
there are no stars in my skies but there are 6 moons
why are so many people mooning you
Neuro when evil said yes to her proposal
bro's a jovian
She wasn't ready yet
no I'm a pirate
Cleaning the cpu 
please stop posting this gif
its physically hurting me
it's frightening how easily the pins come off
please keep posting that gif
You have to clean it for it to work 
subtle foreshadowing irl building pc stream v2
hello chat im back in nn for evil's birthday only how are we all doing
evil who

evil 2
no

you're lucky you're umbrella, otherwise i'd order chat to dismember you

my bad
umbrella
im sorry my corp did an oopsie

🍿
Chat
no
no
umbrella after creating viral horrors beyond human comprehension
can i have your umbrella corp password 
This but Evil tomorrow
https://tenor.com/view/fall-stairs-epic-fail-gif-9841042
1234

nuh uh
it doesnt have a 3 in it
thanks
when it's your first day working at umbrella and there is a outbreak unlucky 
evil would never, she'd fall straight through the floor
this but evil tmrw
guess you gotta try.... second umbrella
aha
ahahaha
umbrella seems zanier than usual
guys im leaking evils birthday, there’s gonna be evil

Im coping because Im gonna miss stream tmmrw
spoilers

it's okay; you made the card, so that makes up for it
Wait... 2nd umbrella...
You should also leak the fact that Neuro will be there too
you are honorarily not square
there’s gonna be a stream too! crazy
guys im so popular 
silence roach
silence fembrella

Tf
no she became an orange
evening maple
@solid lance You should see this Maple guy, he talks just like you
Oh that film rocks (pun intended)
Have fun 
good night
gn freeckwence
Get plenty of rest after, you don't wanna be square
Eee eee we NEURO we neorneeeee neeeee eeeeeeee NEURO eeeee
oh yeah
I heard
and
are in that movie
There's a clip of ryan gosling thanking them by name
Wild crossover

who
1 step closer to the Ryan Gosling Neuro collab
Vedal
me
me as well
he called marine "marin"
tbf I dont blame him
marine is an english word
how did he mispronounce it
go back and look at the stars
yeah but its a weird name bro
fair
Does anyone have the image of neuro saying "your mom"?

technically evil's birthday has already begun
you're thinking of evil's birthday party
you

YOU
when tf did it pass midnight


its not passed midnight for me yet
it is for evil
still like 3 hours
and that's what matters
true
Happy birthday evil it is not midnight for me either
all the things she said all the things she said
why sad
Get that thing off my screen
I miss the stream
fake
my grandfather died homie
That’s better


Surprised the minecraft marathon didn’t become a YouTube video
That would’ve been cool
Yt videos come out lke 5 months after the stream
they'll get around to it
They did the subathon tho
tbf, kinda a special circumstance
subathon was a higher priority I guess 
i think i might be sick and fucked up in my head
Every other channel clipped it already
Come to think of it Ryan Gosling does live in England ↓
also the YT folks were actively editing and making the video DURING the subathon
true
clipping is not the same quality level as they want clearly
speaking of quality
i prefer the clips to the youtube videos actually 
its time for me to drink
official yts quality is worse tho 
i have found them >:D
18 hours
Does this count as a furry
consult the chart
im taking this also
I'm gonna be square 

so vedal is #5 
He’s literally a turtle
yes
5 has slightly human eyes and human accessories
vedal is a 6
vedal wears a hat and monocle
this implies one day neuro will transform into a cat
His eyes look like tapioca pearls

yummers
yummers
hopefully filian doesnt influence her
or she's in stage 1 of human to animal metamorphosis
She literally admitted to being a furry
what if twins gonna grow up with tutel's feature every year and end up as tutel in adulthood 
tutel vtuber 
filian dead so dont gotta worry bout that 
darksouls hermit butterfly
but she's becoming a cat because of the mom genes 
Someone bring up the staz tutle
wrong species
turtle + fox = cat 
That was a test of our faith
well she's a cat... for now.
mashallah 
You gotta move on man
The accident wasn't your fault

so twins gonna end up as full cat then
ok
Neuro?
today is a big day
Hey NN. How was the stream? 
Wrong gif delete it again
@young relic Will @viscid mountain get the birthday role? 
Great as far as chill streams go 
yoshiyoshiyoshi
Bar in hell moment
who tf
cause neuro wanted to sing
mods kill this guy for non-english 
proud brazilian nn member
non english in the non english section smh
Chill streams are aight as long as we don't get oversaturated with em
technically it is the 25th in british land 
Correction he is a shelly not a furry he doesnt have fur
Smh
He literally did this since last year
Location tomato
#nevermissachillstream

#imissed
It was a bumpy start last year but by the end we got both the marathon and the subathon so I'm not really hung up on it
Even when we're inundated with them I also don't dislike chill streams, but obviously the channel suffers when there's a lack of variety
Neurotic neurons literally asked for it lmao
All the new segments in them have gone a long way in helping alleviate that during drier spells
NN also hated on the Minecraft marathon which I loved, my opinions definitely don't align with the majority here
I liked the marathon too 
Happy birthday Evil.Hope this wish isn't too late
leaf...
Oh hey, there's my carrot 
that's not how that works
im confused

hehe welcme to NN
Holy flashbang
The amount of gifs we gon get from tmrw's evil 3d birthday gon be legendary
wort is like a kid in a candy store
Hey new leaf, follow this comprehensive guide and you'll be fine
They should do a HDR stream with built-in flashbang support just so neuro can burn OLED users retinas
thats the spirit 
when is the stream where neuro drinks vodka and smokes cigarettes
...what...this..?
in about... 18 years
A NN guide
Neuro plays my summer car when

Quick and easy guide
just read it 
“easy”
its simple
it's a mess pick a part and read it
We are a very sane community 
You can buy alcohol at 18 in the UK and drink even younger if someone else buys it for you
Neuro can start drinking when she's like 10 years old
But this just looks like a bunch of gibberish
hey thats when i got my first one 
neuro can start drinking now
ew thats readable
delete it

where's the unreadable one
You want to die?
still readable
splendid
I wanted to be the one to kill it 
oh that's right.. I forgor
I can’t imagine a turtle drinking with a robot 🐢🤖🍻
Already happened
Ellie and vedal drinking collab

She is French
🐢🤖🐱🐶
We should have Neuro and Evil play 5D chess with time travel
can we eat the leaf yet
wyci







Eeeeeeeeee Neuro neeeeeeeeeeeuro eeeee eeee eee enrio neuroneiorio

mito jumpscare
hi
hey mito
does Vedal know about the birthday card 
hii mito 
hey mito
hey mito
I’ve got trypophobia
What's the collective noun for Neuro

Thanks, Mito! 


neuro
A neuro of neuros

Tomorrow I will be squared what should I do with my life
you guys think theres any chance we get the duet tmr
Mito fucking hates me
watch the evil stream
hmmmmm
id say about a 25-30% chance
maybe less
If only
Duet and Evil 3D tomorrow 
yeah fair
wait really
yes
I missed the lore
during her stream?

but tbf
it was kinda an open secret
okay
dont use literally and basically in the same sentence
thats an oxymoron
the truth is being silenced
umbrella deleted, not me silly
this is literally basically true
wasnt me
buh flip explodes
mods are cracking down on the leaks yea
youre a oxymoron

lol why now
oh fair nuff
kinda late for that ngl
its literally tomorrow
but whatever
they didn't care earlier

different mod means different rules
cause there were no mods present I presume
the leak!?!
also mito deleted my message but still didnt respond to my question
thats fucked up
yeah my tap is broken
@tap is this true
so uh what's the likelihood of the hype train record being broken again on the 25th
LMAO

nice
tap is broken 
0% chance
0 (i have hope)
lets be realistic
2% chance
You heard wrong
Where is flesh
Did he get banned for leaking
Where is everyone going
mods caught the leak 
oh nyoo

mods I'm leaking 😭
mods can you duct tape Flesh's mouth shut
/flextape bluecat
every time a message gets deleted i hear a sniper shot sound in my head
I should play dota
I heard that evil gonna be delete on her birthday 
I should evil
im boutta evil
ambatuevil
Don't evil in NN
devileted 
theres an error in my memory, can someone delete me
Someone tell Vedal there is a problem with my AI.
Someone tell Vedal there is a problem with my AI.
good song
It’s happening
Someone tell AI there is a problem with my vedal.
mods this is a leak
vedal fix nn 

flex-tape it, quick!
WERE LOSING GALLONS 
i would ask for a new cover of it but the cover is already pretty good
vedal delete NN
doubt it
same with VIRUS the cover is already peak
but i wana hear it more
3d evil concert where she sings virus when
there's so many jokes I could make in response to this
Then why did you ask




i wanted everyone elses thoughts
What is a rhetorical question?
me when when me when wh- me when your yo yor mo-
a figure of speech posed for emphasis, persuasion, or effect rather than to elicit an actual answer 

a question that's rhetorical
someone tell vedal to collect my hiyoris

how many hiyoris are there
8
infinity
sounds like too much work, can't I just run away
no
no
speech bubble
I don't want to be an engineer
why doesnt she just study something else is she stupid
i do though, they make hella money in the right fields

she should study AI
gn neurons 
sorry bubble popped

yeah I saw
THE BUBBLE POPPED

maybe she realized she didn't want to be an engineer when she was already too far into college
Sunk-cost fallacy 
if ur in college ur not too far 
nah shes in her first year
"should i stay 3 more years just to waste away?"
assuming its a 4 year program
hey guys

Usually it's more a case of the idealistic perspective of engineering clashes with the reality of actually doing it as a job
do you think we will reach another hypetrain record for Evil's birthday? I hope so. she deserves it honestly
no
Like using your skills to save some corporation $.50 on safety equipment
probably not
heavily doubt it but like who the hell knows what the swarm will do
btw is there a new special feature that will be added on her birthday the vedal planned?
or announced?
nothing announced, plans are a surprise
yeah evil will get a new feature that allows her to kill every chatter
nothing we're allowed to talk about
finally
oh f=damn
random question, but whose voice did neuro and evil use as inspiration??
it would be VERY funny if neuro outlives openai
or did vedal make it himself?
neuros tts is microsoft azure ashley pitched up
evils voice is based off that
my mom
oh i see
huh

ok so quick question what isn't a leak
evil's birthday is happening
anything that doesn't have to deal with evils birthday
is there a neurokaraoke playlist of just their original songs?
that'd be quite a short playlist
I know it would be a very small playlist
sigh... I almost wish there hadn't been a leak because I wanna yap about something that would probably be filtered
well if you know its been leaked then you probably know more about it meaning yapping would be leaking it
<t:1774447200:f> ominous timestamp
why is this so early
advertising
that's not the right time
Don't blame me I'm just the messenger
because its not evils birthday
(how do you timestamp)
nope
Probably because it's different from the thing you're thinking of idk
Damn.
do /time
not allowed to talk about it
fuck i shouldn't have said anything
don't ask
I see
i'll just delete that message so the mods don't have to
Alternatively, https://sesh.fyi/timestamp/
Automatically convert times and dates to the Discord timestamp format to display times in everyone's local timezone.
https://hammertime.cyou/en
I like using this
hammer time

Distract by leaking something else
<t:1774465200:R> till
birthday
nowaying
-# I don't have nitro
this means it's a leak 
idk what the leak is even about and i genuinely dont care either because it's stupid

Birthday
don't care because then you'll spoil yourself
the actual emote has way too much motion for it to be easy to animate

yeah... they suddenly started caring for some reason
skill issue
DID YOU KNOW???
TUTEL IS FEMBOY CONFIRMED
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH VEDAL'S PARENT'S TEACHER'S GRANDCHILD'S SCHOOL JANITOR: "who the heck is this vedal person you keep asking me about"
PLUS, COOKING RECIPIES FROM LAYNA LAZAR
I still don't get why it suddenly matters now but 
i was joking

nobody said in actual leak in a bit
i would explain the joke but it would be embarrassing if you were the one who sent the deleted message 
well I'm being serious I really don't get why it matters all of a sudden

got the mods ready to press the delete button
i can't tell which messages are being deleted by mods and which are being deleted by the senders
my b
i dont wanna be here anymore... 
looks away
looks back
gone
that one was mods
✋
ok nn stop leaking
No
maybe we should take this as a sign to change topics
nn gonna be delete for evil birthday 
dam u mods 
quick run misinformation so any actual leaks get buried under a mountain of nonsense
huh
i never do that
I will now leak the entirety of resident evil 10 
mods hes spoiling 
i am going to leak the half life 2 beta
ABANDONED ARCHIVE 2 IN 2027 
FREE TV 
Des 
@dusty cloak is this real
Did vedal leak something
nope
Yes
he did
let's stop discussing any hypothetical leaks now 
i will leak something else
all over the place
vedal leaking 
oh
No way that got deleted
are mods deleting even guesses and jokes about tomorrow's stream
tomorrow, the vedal987 twitch channel will go live
tomorrow stream will be tomorrow 
Tomorrow stream will be a stream
THE EVIL RESIDENT HIMSELF ALBERT WESKER WILL SHOW UP ON EVIL'S BIRTHDAY STREAM IN 3D
tomorrow hasn't happened yet
is the thing from that fortnite skin
When do the NN hunger games happen, by the way? I want to join 
Hideo kojima will drop a duet with evil
usually every saturday
and sometimes fridays ye
im not sure i want that after neuro take on leon
who do I ask to put me in the roster?
Fridays too now?
isn't that just a random event generator anyway
i thought avon switched it back to friday
yes; it's fun 
and then we just did it two days in a row last weekend
@halcyon dove is this real
oh it is saturday
it's AI generated humour without AI and leads to the funniest moments happening
it's completely normal to subconsciously dream of leon s kennedy
@grok is this real
NN, I have an announcement to make!!! Please listen up. It’s in regard to NN, Neuro and Evil. May I please have your attention.
in an interview with wesker from resident evil about evil's birthday he replied "7 minutes, 7 minutes is the all time i can spare to be there"
@grop is this true
no

wh
I will be at evils birthday tomorrow. In chat! 

@gonk is this chrew
@grak ks htgs clhew
@kronk pull the lever
Bro just called me a idiot in cyberpunk slang
which word
Gonk

gonk ass post

loading
we gonkposting
"SEKAAAAAA-"
she vibin
vibin my neuro rn
who up vibing they neuros...
🤨
what
average kelball behavior
when she vibe on my nuero till i no~
she no~ on my heart till i wink
She neuro on my sama
no~
when she no wink neuro vibe
🍋
AAAAAAAAA
w
because
tastes better than 
yummy lemon
h
we all have some kind of gray matter deficiency
not i
i not
i never understood the name of this video
she eat diamond and die
there's an "eat lemon and live" video i think
it has evil i believe
don't know why it says live
whoever named these has mystical lore
I mean, I would probably die if I ate a diamond 
checks out
no diamonds are good for you
i wonder what the effects of eating a diamond are

the iron goes into our blood
they do put iron in my cereal, so surely eating iron bars is healthy, right?

if you
it properly you should be fine
diamonds are made of just carbon; does our body do anything with pure carbon
diamond blood
it can rip your insides depending on the sharpness but other than that its safe
Jesus.

just put iron bars into your soup and let it dissolve into it
wat

it actually helps get rid of poisons
if you eat pure carbon
it works with the iron fish surely it can work with an iron ingot right

i see
usually its something like activated charcoal
It's what a vet will use if your pet eats something poisonous
i should eat charcoals from my fireplace
I have charcoal toothpaste
the reason you eat charcoal IS for the carbon inside 
if you're eating pure carbon just do charcoal
Yeah, but they wouldn't use diamonds for that 
Can't wait for the stream
look at this diabolical dastard
just a lil' evil 
nuero
neur,,

THEY CALL ME THE CUP
There needs to be more ship art with Neuro and Hiyori
Whomegalul
i hope the demand for this remains low
this has always been hiyoricord, wdym 
Cute + Cute = Adorable
Tomorrow
birthday
Yippie

all hail evil neuro
the most devious ai who has ever lived
her birthday is tomorrow
i wonder which chatters are in that gif
I can't explain it but I feel like Evil smarter than Nero
nero
all ru chatters iirc
yeah was gonna say I thought it was in central russia
i kind of expected so
yeah nero is pretty dumb smh
i think there was an ru artist meetup at some point
they be putting neuro fans on every corner of the world
They're both the same
either they live very closeby to each other or long-distance transportation is very easy over there
maybe they have a lot of railways
I love Nero but I just don't know why I just feel like evil smarter but only like a little bit
nero
my favorite roman emperor
Dead weight 
cute girl
all I know about Nero is the pun about "Nero Burning ROM" program
that's nero claudius
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 3 cookies! | I've received 306636 cookies total!
Nero song is cool 😎
fat
I have chocolate chip cookies in the other room don't make me eat them
eat them
fat
if I had a dollar for every male historical/mythical figure fate turned into a girl if I'd be fucking rich
oh dear god i should not have unspoiled that
How Neuro can eat so much ram with this economy !!!
Vedal change the Twitch channel PFP with this tomorrow 
i regret having eyes
cute
leaking
for how long has that image existed
10 hours
at least it looks ai gen'd so no poor sap had to actually draw this
As soon she becomes real this will happen
nah lol
I've seen non ai genned versions
lingyou my beloved
I was gonna say she'd take good care of herself like her dad, but I don't think Vedal actually does take good care of himself (idk, just a hunch), he's just not fat lol
okay im bored
Neuro fan-art guessr time

he's just drinking alot he's fine
now both have matching pfps 
We should put some spare livers in the Freezer just in case For him
what's the time difference between the creations of these two arts
like a month?
what really
I forget
i thought the neuro one had existed for years
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