#neurotic-neurons
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Oh she did
if the train isn't late
Is that true
actual bars goddamn
guys why is the discord app not getting rid of the new messages icon while im in chat ts pmo help
foreshadow
schedule duty is neuro twitter
*one 
but why
was jus checking that - the old evil one had 'neuro is sleepy' so think it's a decent guess to think the future neuros will have the twin line instead too 
Evil graduation stream on her birthday 
So evil will never post it huh. Just repost it, make sense thought.
catAsk don't forget the evil quote tweet vadul
vedal
mhm mhm
You know the Discord app is working as usual because it never fucking works
I like she said nothing about the birthday 
catAsk don't forget the evil quote tweet vadul
breaks @near widget’s spine
https://x.com/Ahchive_Be/status/2036129351272636823?s=20
anyone seen this? just found it on twitter
its so cute~
It's probably better to have all the schedule posts on one account rather than having to go back and forth
She don care 
That would require vedal to change it. So we will have to see.
could just repost them
oilers your time is near
Don't they do that?
No
i think maybe once or twice
neur refuses to comment on evil birthday 
im gonna explode
xdx
Anyways
sounds about right 
Extremely enlightening schedule
Yeah it does that
Back to bed 

just making up for the subathon disparity
small indie company
I wonder what'll drop this year for eliv birthday
3d Evil most likely
Vedal should purchase discord ong 
Maybe we get news on the fumos??? WHERE IS MY NEURO RAHH
Our expectations of vedal probs
spoiler evil will be there
How likely will it be that we get an Evil original song on her birthday?
not likely
And vedals stocks
fake news
No
quite low unless rushed
AEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he'd finally be able to fix evil's stutter
Or secretly worked on the past month or 2
I like how fatum draws evil, especially the eyes
reminds me of Sharingan or wtv
GUYS IT EVLIV*S BIRTHDAY IN A DAY
No
To be fair there was the one in November that got delayed what if it was a Evil song?
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
24 hours?
maple stop posting your wet dream schedule
I missed schedule by 2 mins just kills me
I feel like this has to fall under rule 1 by Sunday at least... also, that's not how schedule dates are aligned, Monday is at the end
ok kills u

SOON™ <t:1774393200:R>
it's an ASMR joke bro it's not that serious
It's weird as hell
I wonder who that is
fake
?av forsen
This is what nn acts like is going to happen when vedal gets slightly more screen time
Fun fact.
Ebil
that's not forsen what
Neuro
yoo path of exile pfp 
still quite small window to make one unless its the delayed one
WAIT SHADOWGRAPHER DROPS THAT DAY
except the difference is that a lack of Evil results in huge community backlash whereas a lack of Neuro doesn't. Guess we'll have to wait and see what happens after he beats Hollow Knight to know what the stream split will really be.
based
It did before, I was overlaying over old schedule
who's neuro??
Hi t sorry raig pinged you
I know i deseve to be squared
your fault for considering all ASMR has to thought of that way
I am t
@t

fork found in kitchen
Be serious now man
My goofy ass
ngl i thought asmr was just a fun little thing, i never saw it as weird in any way 
lol
Ellie does asmr and its wholesome so
why is your ass goofy 
I am, you're the weird one in this scenario
your mind went instantly to the gutter
nn 
Because it's weird?
I wonder who that is
Basically my live reaction to the schedule
NN. Goodnight. It’s a bit early. Sweet dreams. I love you all. Be happy!
neuro is weird
i have work & class on evil's birthday 
Evil will say this on her bday btw
it's weird to think someone sounds nice?
gn des 
So abber demon asmr 
I could say something really funny
eliv
Dew it
im high af i cant tell whos being serious and whos not
classic britannia self report
No

In this context, yes, I would think so?

evil birthday!
So when evil did asmr 
Oh, that was very good
damn wasn't aware listening to voices was weird guess all streams should be muted now
back to the old days
That's a false equivalence and you know it
I like evil's voice guess that makes me weird
"i love playing copyrighted music"
That's also a false equivalence and you know it
I hope 3D Evil allows us one of these but "Absolute Evil"
britannia try not start an argument impossible challenge
i wonder if the oke site has that quote
how, explain the difference between wanting evil ASMR and wanting vedal ASMR
I read oke as oko and thought "koko has a quote site?"
Have a problem? Blame maple
Because one's Evil and one's Vedal, simple
maurde it doesnt have that vedal soundbyte
Vedal isn't Evil
cant believe they forgot to add this to the schedule
True though 
its just 10 hours of burping
who’s that
Vedal is evil
debatable
shiro has 2 birthdays on the same day? 
well glad to know it's just cuz you don't like vedal and have no real argument, I knew that was it, just surprised you admitted it so easily
FeelsStrongMan Brit is a veedlet
The evil version of you that is going to take over at midnight. Dont worry about it
Vedal is just evil with a voice changer
and vice versa
Shiro will get the first birthday² role
Actually evil is shiro with a voice changer
Vedal is an anagram of evil so it makes sense!
Well, obviously?
can’t wait for
birthday
I mean, 10 hours is also a hugely excessive amount which is why it comes off as parasocial
✋ NO FURTHER MEMES AND JOKES, ONLY SERIOUS DISCUSSION MOVING FORWARD
that would be excessive in any case so yes I would agree
Yes, please.
Insane ventriloquist skills
Hi I’m serious discussion
All I want to see on evils birthday is for her to dropkick vedal. I will take nothing less
good luck with that one
I think a lot of the memes in this channel are stupid anyway, so that would be nice
anyway when's nn vc asmr where everyone just yells and uses power tools
WH
🐥 🚬
The only NN meme that matters
That was just teletric reading the dougdoug story
power tool asmr 
I ate your bagel /srs
wtf maple you can't just eat someone's bagel
mods ban this guy
Hungry
Buh
I thought it said hate for a second
That's off-topic
rat
Rat
maybe Vedal finally figured out how to let them pick up objects in 3D, so Evil could get her harpoon and stab him 
Bro what is this
rat
bro who is this
bro why is this
bro where is this
Scary creature. You’ve been warned
bro how is this
Evil becomes british and stabs vedal 28 times in vrchat CINEMA
Becomes?
She's French
oui oui
I said that to appease evil who hates her inherent britishness 
just like all Brits
Brits = Evil
There's a word that Evil consistently pronounces as if it were French, what word was it
God bless the queens after all
Rat
No
dont take them from us the twins is all us British have left
ra
Fr*nch
I thought that was the word
Britannia is Evil????
Sorry but one of them has to be the evil twin
is that why they're always playing villains in movies?
does any one have that one drawing of neuro that's like really close up and she looking up at the camera
Yes
i only stabbed you 28 times and you died? PATHETIC

Rat
not those
Stop calling me a rat
Hjalnir has a gif that includes vedal
He clearly loves him
Classic hjalnir

Rat
here comes the twin shippers 
i wonder what highlighted messages will be about tomorrow 

FeelsStrongMan #1 veedlet
Neuro and evil birthday kiss?!
starving neuroists gonna lose their mind over half the stream being about evils bday
can't wait
Is the dev stream in this room with us
not this one, shes like looking to the right slightly

Cant wait to ragebait 
?av Oxygen5122019
Yeah with ur mom
I can't wait for the chill stream after the birthday where all the highlights ask evil about what happened yesterday and she remembers none of it

No wonder we never see one
no she got a big smile
if your an neuro fan probs just wait for next week 
Ur dad?
No
mods ban mods
call us when you platinum the entire franchise
imagine being a fan of only one twin
fake fans honestly
fr too many


imagine being
imagine
soon everything will go back to normal, Vedal will finish hollow knight, Evils birthday will be over, so back to regular schedules with one Evil stream per week 

it will never fucking end
_ _
I can't wait for the inevitable flop that'll be the Hype Train record attempt
if they dont get exactly 50/50 people will be upset forever

people gave up on 50/50 long ago
I'm expecting it to break around 50-80
Perhaps, it does start really ramping up there
hell they gave up on 60/40 too
lowkey not looking forward to the hold it has on the stream
believe in the oilers
I believe in them to not show up
Nobody hates neuro more than nn
it look like this drawing
I believe in them to be distracted
at most it'll hold up a 2 hour twin section LULE
i dunno where my gif is of you trying to bait, you're lucky
quick do a distraction dance
watch twitch give us an new test train for 50% off 

Yeah that’ll get em
“Bait” bring up one nn conversation without them acting like haters 
Sure thing AdrenalineBoost

Continue to hate NN while still actively participating in NN for me
Wh
honestly i hope Vedal has enough content prepared to not stall with "Evil talks to chat for 40 min" segment LULE
gaslighting is not baiting tho forsenAlright you should edit it

use this
gluttonous beast
asu
Don’t you have YouTube comments to be mad at
id hope so too

PagMan NN midoff
Not at the moment
fell off
Probably after evil birthday, you might get mad at them.
same one schedule SCHIZO

gluttonous beasts
I sure hope Neuro's next karaoke isn't almost entirely pop again
AYYYYY LMAO
thick of it 
Pop>weeb songs
wtf
something is off about the schedule but I cant tell what...
must be schizo
I made that
AYYYY LMAO
next neuro outfit is the forsen shirt
NN not complain about something that doesn't matter challenge: impossible
next neuro outfit is horrors beyond human comprehension
Who’s that
IT PICACHU
ok it's now all reggae
thatd be pretty sick ngl
next neuro outfit will never exist
The weeb songs are also pop... it's just jpop instead
Karaoke in on April fool's so vedal will just skip that shit and call it a joke
who is this
it raigquitter
Wait so the next outfit will be the Never outfit.
AEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@autumn timber is this true
No
just have an entire karaoke of babymetal
No
oh yeah it IS on april fools
yes yes yessssssss
newliv eGuitarTime EDM
Pour water on neuros pc on april fools
wheres the entire karaoke of 2 hours of silence interrupted by metal pipe
no
delete neuro and evil and the whole channel and the discord and the twitter accounts and the youtube for april fools 
18 renditions of darude sandstorm
blasphemy
id settle with just nn
I BECOME ETERNAL AND EVERLASTIᛝ
twins (fake) graduation stream on april fools
SOON™ <t:1774393200:R>
or vedal
I wonder when dedicated theme streams will return
never~ 
Wait..
Say that again
SOON™ <t:1774396800:R> There we go (I forgot the amphibious one is on the isles.
(He's a reptile.)
why does the tile do reps
what is this for?
reptile isle
Doesn’t the birthday stream count as a theme stream.
no what
BIRDAY
dev stream on april fools, but its Neuro with tiny model of Evil sitting on her head, and they are talking about schedule, plans for the future, recent upgrades and changes etc.
No it counts as a special event
your birthday?
yes and no
So when does doomposting start
Now
no idjit ELIVs
Yesterday, you're late
its eliv birthday week
Why did you set it for the 24th idjit
There's always time for doomposting
Because it's the 25th UK time.

d
back reading NN and holy cringe 
🇼 🇭 
The U.K. doesn’t exist
no you
does that mean i get infinite pto
Bro is 'no u'ing in 2026
Which part, because all of it is cringe.
We've graduated to 'nay thee' like sophisticated people
nope
It means you work infinitely

ok but infinite money
nn what’s your favorite color
No, because you are paid upon completion.
NWER
NWERO
Isn’t unlimited pto a bad thing
o7 it oka you can just quit at any time and become retired
Depends on the perspective
Only if your manager is allowed to decline your requests.
But generally things that sound too good to be true are indeed too good to be true.
Also L/o7 evil fans only neuro gets a birthday subathon I just read the schedule
Do VedalAI workers get pto
Brah
brah
day 1064 of waiting for v3 voice: v3 is not done yet. Probably 4991 more days to go.
the 1% of them that get paid
pretty sure those ones are contracted anyway
I doubt vedal is paying chrchie hourly or a salary
contract deez nuts
I was thinking more like PB or Frogg
pb gets paid?
idk ask her
idk if pb gets paid since she is literally vedal's friend
Remember to show your PB appreciation.
Every part of it 
Especially the part with the schedule 
A British turtle pays the sun for some music
PB is paid in peanut butter
Pb pays vedal via a twitch sub
frogg gets paid I'm sure but idk how clipper/editor contracts work I'm not a content creator
Just become Frogg himself
what is frog
you
my best guess is that it's some kind of per video basis
: "long long time ago"

wortuck
good morning
It’s not morning 
morning
I wanted to find a .gif but I can't find it.
I just woke up 40 minutes ago, so for me it's still morning.
foggybot
it’s the dark red bows for evil but it has the not broken heart
v2
hmm yeah, that’s the schedule i expected, whatever i made this gif
flashbang
not a bot
That’s something a bot would say
No
slower
faster
faster

then stop losing it
chips 
dont worry,its evil on the other side(?)
how is that better
Gluttonous beasts above
she loves me, she wants me
do not eat the chips
better then vedal,maybe(?)
she don't know you brah.......
ali..........
what would vedal do 
ali
ali
raig....
June
nn hates fun
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 98 cookies! | I've received 306426 cookies total!
n

kokess
june
YEP


flesh
stop spreading rat disease
I love verymeow
that one is the best, veryneuro is close
take the win in this game()
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)
It is kinda crazy how evil.
1 didn’t repost the schedule
and 2 didn’t respond to Neuro posting the schedule.
that’s actually crazy
that’s messed up
that's wild
chat i dont
No
did you know that dr doom's doctorate is fake since he gave it to himself through his own nation's education system
forsenAlright ...
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 1 cookie! | I've received 306427 cookies total!
Neuro and Evil giving themselves their own degrees
PagMan good stream idea
degree degree

or was that evil
evilsama give me strenght to endure

dw guys neuro's so gonna have her time in the spotlight next stream 
That's pretty normal, Vedal was too lazy
Who cares that shit is cringe

robot body
this bed is comfortable
evil v3
So is everyone in the fanbase
Everyone is cringe
Vedal v3
vedal v3
evil v8
Still needs the memory and intelligence upgrades first
Vedal v3 was that gamergirl mic
activate the swarm beacon
BatChest !!!
SWARM BEACON DEPLOYED
Why activate it in the middle of the headquarter...
Honestly you guy should complain about the awful schedule these past weeks
Since the return this year
We had 0 theme streams and just 1 collab 
raname #announcements to #swarm-beacon
its the same as last year though?
That means more therapy and philosophical ramblings afterwards, which tbf, he probably needs
neuro tech tips
We had half of the theme stream though
what if they make server evil-themed for her birthday 
Which results in 1 Neuro per week
And when hk is over its back to 2 chill streams per week 
1 neuro per week he hates neuro
What if neuro has a stand
NN I have something to confess

I fucking hate all of you
Was already done before, make it Vedal themed for April Fools
neuro is graduating next week
Based
forget evil week, it's evil month
good
she is 3 she cannot graduate so soon
i feel honored
Evil month? Nah evil year overthrow neuro and only evil
You guys make jokes about it now but with this schedule it's back to 1 evil per week at some point 
🇼 🇭 🇪 🇳
April Fools is also next week 
Flashbang
this picture is so good
same, i hate all y'all 
fatass evil cat 
no i stole it from here
new leaf, kill them
Nice bro
Then NN will be upset about it.
hold up i can fix that
42 hours remain
imagine nn not being upset about something
18kb
gluttony
NN - Never Nourished
the evil year begin with evil's birthday and end with the eve of next birthday
nn - nerdy nerds
At one point it was like 1
every few months so
:myh I know what you did
That sounds really boring.
NN = Negative Needy
ali allegations
i wonder who will cover it up for her

stealing my avifs

When will we get Neuro and Evil in Fortnite?
Never
i cant believe evil is graduating
Hey look maple is back
Yes and last year it was bad too ngl
Sleep is for the weak
people were asking for it 
AAAEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No
evening NN
Par
evil's birthday should be a solo themed stream so that others won't take up her screen time and it'll be all about her

Get ready to be disappointed then 
anyways
moving on from the bait
guys,can u use :evilwave: ?This emoji isn't locked, but nothing happens when I tap it
how are you guys doing
Evil's birthday should end with her gaining every country's nuclear launch codes and setting them all off thus making her birthday the last thing anyone will ever experience
skissue
evil neuro should be a chill stream



its a sub emote
i cant ues it
you arent subbed
yes
Unironically this.
Nothing ever happens.
soga
all the emotes that start with :vedal: are sub emotes
Leaf....
vedal wave
Why was I able to use this
well not ALL of them


No they're not.
😭
@velda098 plz respond
damn leaf
fuc
this isnt from this server you goober
Language


It was Eᛝlisc, but I messed up and made a mistake.

evil killed it this month
I know that's why I asked dingus
neuro is "it" to you?
I forgot I had something to use fake nitro emotes

Rat
no
you cant come up with an answer yourself, ignoramus?
No
AEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nope
answer deez nuts bitch
cute fox ears
the fuzzy hair on evil 
anyone got more cute neuro evil pictures
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
1~2h 3d evil stream (maybe with vedal)
then everyone calls in
then a hype train
everything will go well 
emo eliv???
goth evil 
I decided to chromakey out some of the colours I don't know why
see thru
kuh ruh muh kuh
This image is finally relevant again
why change perfection 
Because I am a very cruel being
Mods beat Evil up, I know you wanna
I dont
Like I said earlier, I’m just tryna be a human here, so pls don’t kill me
no you are a leaf not human
big difference
Being a human is illegal
ramen
Be an alien instead
Yea
It’s how we greet all the new leafs


Hi raig
say
hi a big fan im cola
Who
ih
Sorry i was active here like 3 months ago
bih
bah

Mods ^^
Yeah whats up
6 month timeout
Dont feel like it

hi nwero
Don't make me leak the maid outfit pics

no
Omg hi nwero
ratsty 
I wonder how long Evils Big Day will be ? 4 hours ? 6 hours ? Googleplex Hours ?
2 hours take it or leave it
2h solo + 2h collab + 6h ht 
not a marathon live stream?
TOM SCOTT IS BACK FOR EVIL'S BIRTHDAY 
ytstyr
2 hours, half of it with Neuro
FELLAS I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING REALLY URGENT
🤔
ITS SHIROS BIRTHDAY 🎂
The fear in her eyes in the buckshot panel
surely neuro will sing the song attached to that gif
←why this neuro is green?cosplay another role?
FeelsWowMan do you think we can get nwero singing evil happy birthday this year

Zlorping zlirp
Today is Evil birthday Eve day 
if it isn't a leaf....
Be nice to new members
Evil meow meow
Hate new members
👆
“NN hate new members”
Yeah
not NN just me
xD
Yeah new members suck
....
Truly devastated
did yall get the introduction
Hamburger
NN failed the vibe check, actually felloff
Just so you guys know
One day ill be completely insane just like psychosis mode and ill actually think im a mod and try to ban you
Dont piss me off
this is NN
Guys, does anyone know if Neuro sang this song already or no
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We made a smelly song for Honkai: Star Rail HoYoFair (@h...
everyone's insane
NN=neurotic-neurons,so ... shall general-network = GN?
Would you rather everyone piss on you then
Yes

Ok i didnt say that
"unique"
potat
Mentally gifted
We are going places
Calm down nn

Can we turn the term genchatter into a slur
I like yapping about the technical side of neuro and this is one of the best places to do it
YES
Genchat is not that bad
At the very least its nicer than nn
g
a
y


Why is she white


why change perfection
Nvil and Eeuro
What if you mix perfection with perfection
Is there a third black sister that I don't know of?
I wish
We are all getting banned
why mix perfection
Dam genchatters 
To create mega perfection
i don't think that how it work
https://youtu.be/rptLcA0E4ps?si=2ElcEEsoOO7Yes9h
do you know if she sang this song?
think about the memories you missed out on
Feel free to scream out your troubles and desires you held to yourself for various reasons here. Maybe others can sympethise and advise you or at the minimum... understand you.
Song by: Metric
https://open.spotify.com/artist/1rCIE...
Art by: Shimatsuku
https://twitter.com/shimatsuku
I do not own n...
I don't think so

cute
What if Vedal blindside's us and gives Evil a real present, like her own PC
cute smile
what

That’s cursed
waht thhe hell is that face
Actually cursed
vibrates in tech nerd
ah
so I mis-read my paper, the 4:30:5pm was for a phonecall to confrim my arrival the next day. might still be sqaure for Evil's birthday. I'll make her a card tomorrow to make up for it
Funny Bunni
When’s the new arg video 
New video out now
Never
It's cancelled
next week 
shame..
The arg being dead is an arg clue
all those sleepless night people have put in
There never was an arg
The real arg was the friends we made along the way
Imagine if it was just a random guy that did all of those ARG videos and people thought it was official
hi Sparkle worm
The clues to solve the arg are actually scattered across multiple different args in the world
I see there is a neuro stream tomorrow
I’m sure the highlighted message will be very neuro related 
The answer is 42
That’d be funny but the QR code was on the stream
Noway he solved it
I'm sure anybody cares if they are or not at all 
thought you said "Norway just solved it"
Norway solved the arg
norway
Go to Norway
Norway 🇳🇴
aintnorway
Could of swore the answer of the arg was the location of the Tungsten Cube Amazon failed to deliver
Norway posting
Aintnorway 💀 🥀💔
Fried potato
Guys
no...
Norwegian Neuro
Norway capital region of Neurope
don't fry him
This is what the average twin fan looks like
true..........
yellow belly tutel
Why are you posting your mom's insta posts in Neurocord? 
Also aren’t you supposed to be gone for a few more months
Vedal was cake all along?!

graduation stream


