#neurotic-neurons
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I have an exam today But All I have is neuro inside my head
VOICES IN MY HEAD
I just realized we have 3 potatos

youll be amazed what this channel has
we have eggs
we have alphabets
we also have a fricking umbrella in here
hidden potatoes, hidden eye, hidden fries
See no evil

I see evil
Thats not the worst part
we got balls
@vital relic
bots?
And we have a clock
we also have rats in here too 
@mellow lily
But they'll deny it
🕰️ 👍
El mexicano blanco
:dentge: 👍 YEP CLOCK
Evilista
That too
papas
PlasmaPapa
Remember when
Comparison
Different hairstyle, different vibr
vibr
Mhm
vibr
neuro vibr

T_T to 
Vine boom FX
a devious little creeeature up to no good
LEGO Batman integration when
This gave me a seizure
Did you die
Yes


Is twinshipping ragebait content?
who would get mad at love
True

Nah it's just respecting the twins' (mostly Evil's) wishes.
Mhm
It's also just ingrained in NN's DNA.
Love is a illusion I SAY!
The government Added substance in our water to control us 
I think both twins have been equally pro and anti twinshipping
they are consistently inconsistent
Eh I think Evil has been pro more often than Anti, though I guess I haven't seen every single instance Evil's touched on the subject. Neuro I've definitely seen flip flop a lot more, idk.
Evil and Neuro are clip farmers
Twinshippers are over fed
They are consistently pro twinshipping with few exceptions
sure

3 year olds kissing each other its just silly hehe
is there one but swapped
age debate is banned 
Fair, tho i was being sarcástic
sarcástic
Would you have a problem with 3 year old toasters kissing? because it would be the same thing
My keyboard its in spanish and im lazy to correct that
do you not have a toggle
evil is the more bullied one in the relationship which is why really just evil getting beaten up most of the time
neuro is just mean 
definitive answer: neuro is 3 years old in human years but undefined years old in AI years, so we shouldn't apply our human age-based concepts onto her

she is 3 apple tall
my toggle is just the equal button...
*10 feet.
Maple is one of those people 
Bon apple teeth
I feel silly
who is lurking here 

We're silly
Got em

Hey

Sup
ikip
Nevermind
Okay i understand

hollow eliv
Ouch
I was about to do the thing
is that Fandom
the thing
let them keep their Nere page; it will help dissuade persons from using that site
wins again
I was, then I saw you mention arg 30 minutes ago


I hate summer
Same

Cold is more of a bother for me than heat
i hate heat more
Winter is comfy
What did Phineas and Ferb do to you?
fr
I'm falling behind on propaganda recently
500 days with summer
only reason why i like summer is because i get a reason to turn on my ac 
Only for your bill to increase.
Winter is better
heh im not paying it

thats the difference
Gotta love Neuro
Yet
Neither am I, but my dad who is got on my case when I tried turning it up because it was too hot in my room lol.
I ate them
im going to enjoy my ac while i don't have to

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just live in a place where you can fry a egg outside
then youll get a good reason to turn it on
someone steal this persons blanket they too comfy
I am afraid brother...
personally, i like rain
apparently not
weather forecast just said my region is gonna get another 15cm of snow
Yeah same
I LOVE the rain
But when mixed with heat
I love rain too
Oh boy
its smells so good
there is like no dirt where i live
and i could certainly use it right now because there's a bunch of moss on my roof that keeps falling onto my driveway and i want the rain to wash it all off the roof at once
Rain is giggles and smiles until You live in a tropical environment
They are too wormy
Jumping in puddles is one of the purest forms of Whimsy
https://tenor.com/view/raining-happy-umbrella-jump-splashing-water-gif-16946985
I have one pair of shoes and if they get wet
i do not have rainboots so i have not experienced such joy
Pragmatism is the killer of joy

also i don't really think i would enjoy it anyway because it would probably get my clothes wet
Worms are creepy...they are look like an aliens
worms are cool
they are worms 
Maybe...they are
very good bait
okay that's one thing i don't like about rain
Literally
They are too wormy
They do weird stuff
thats not what happens
I've never seen worm corpses after a rain WTF?
Cant they breath under water ?
no
did you not watch wild kratts
what is that

its a cartoon
-# did someone say pragmatism
I always tought they come out cuz they like wet stuff


idk what this is
well SOMETHING kills them
Around here we have like 4 hurricanes per year and I've never seen worms coming out, i read they do that before an earthquake and what not
maybe it's just cars 
worms don't drown easily
What is that....thing
they can survive for days underwater
Thing that kills the wormy aliens....


funnily enough they do the opposite of drowning
they dry out
I hve rhythm game brainrot 
thats why they die
When I was a little kid
is osmosis involved
Rainy season also brings magic mushrooms :xdx:
gs
i think that
I dryed them and then made them wet
are they that vulnerable to the sunlight
its also safer
that too
worms, rats, pestilence incarnate, neurotic neurons, these things are all obviously synonymous
Some one in this chat has eaten a worm and that person is not me
you can do that with a armored pleco
anyway i think cars may still be involved because often the worm corpses are flattened
One time I crucifed a bug...
this is what google says
though they may just get flattened after being dried out
well also people step on them 
You were playing jesus or playing, jesus
I dont know
they eat 30-100 mosquitoes per day 

I have neurophobia
even if they are dead; i don't like leaving them inside when they should be outside where it's more natural for them to rest
cant relate
Ive had a pet Tarantula
dragonfly did not die for our sins
I miss him 
Well...I made him a little coffin
And burried him
A tarantula it's not a bug 🤓☝️
i don't think that means you are not a friend of bugs

that is a testament to you being a very big friend of bugs
yes it is
bugs arent an actual classification
true
its like how there arent any fish
you are likely thinking of insects
cause fish isnt a real classification

Fishy
fish is fish
If fish isn't a classification, what's the official name of that domain of the animal kingdom?
is domain the right word or is it a different one
i can never remember all of the levels
Howdy
doumo
Living stuff 
Idk
for some reason i get more bites on my hook with no bait then with bait
does that mean they are smarter or dummer
so we've just been pinning nesus with [unclassified] all this time?
They are fish
there isnt a single one
fish is too wide a thing
its unscientific
cause techincally both, Stingrays, Dolphins and Tuna are all "fish"

Dolphins are mammal...I think ?
Are they ?
oh, so "fish" encompasses several disconnected regions of the animal kingdom
Yes
ye

nerd
beat him up
well its not going to matter to someone to call something a fish in plain english unless they're doing scientific classification work tbf

sodium chloride
if its fishin
i mean when someone says fish most the time people would think of fish
exactly
but to be more helpful
the most common "fish" that you are thinking of
probably belongs to the Osteichthyes aka Bony Fish
Fish
you can fish up stuff other then fish
this sentence means nothing
Spearfish
there are over 30K species of "fish" in Osteichthyes
this is the exact reason why fish is not a scientific term
will i get warned for being mean
only if you're actually mean
no but it will make you look stupid cause you're wrong
Potato
we should stand in the ocean like neuro does
Tell me about it.

LMAO
O:
nice
Explain yourself
Spin the Neuri
it was my brother 
Should've seen that coming

feesh
fish

I dont like fish
anyways
what you said is the exact reason why Fish isnt a scientific term
cause when you say "fish is fish" you could be thinking of Salman
and I could be thinking of a pufferfish
which belong to entirely separate clades with very few connecting ancestors

i like fishing i don't like fish
to eat or in general
thats why i like fishing
To eat
salman 

there are two types of people in this world
man
and salman
what about other seafoods
salary man 

minor spelling error
I must be publicly executed 
I lived in a far village almost my whole life
village damn
There was a body of water nearby
Hows evil stream yall
better then neuros
I'm thinkin nuwo nuwo oh oo oh
Nico gg hasn’t talked here for 15 days I lowk won
you'll never truly win until you stop obsessing over winning
Only if you're barefoot and the puddles are clean. Otherwise it's just annoying and uncomfortable to deal with getting everything drenched.
But I’m gonna win
until that point, you are "the person who fights with nicogg over the title of nico"
"Someone tell Neuro there is a vedal with my problem"

Something like that yeah
wow shiro came online 
am I the only person who doesnt dislike the feeling of wet shoes
like there are way more discomforting things that other people seem fine with
its the sound it makes afterwards

that i hate
It's the wet socks more than anything.
that also
the socks are the worst part
The sound and the rubber is what made me uncomfortable in the first place



Bleh
Being alive is a very weird thing
having wet shoes and you try your hardest to dry the bottoms of them using a carpet but they still make squeaky sounds as you walk down the hallway


I've been on the internet too much for this to not sound odd out of context...
ble
Wdym
you made it weird...
Check your head
now im looking at it weird

Like I said, it's the fault of my being on the internet too much lol.
I cant


My deepest condolences
she's sick
/atomise legogirl7107
i think you need to walk out
So?
Walk it off a little
wow the rat is on genshin
Rodent

pitter patter
lol
Nyah! :3
I just got back from work though...
@iron tundra Slide user id 
You're good then carry on
Go to gen chat

Lol
I wonder how Neuro gonna end
CHEESE FOR EVERYONE 
with world domination

I hope
Probably Vedal gets exposed for something...like eating pineapple on pizza, idk.


I used to play genshin as a ftp player
Then I realized after some time that the gameplay isn’t fun at all and it’s just like 80% grinding for good artifacts and like delivering random shi to random people
So I stopped playing it several years ago
Its not suppose to be fun
its for the big number

Classic Tutel.
So it's just gambling.
yes
i play it for the gambling
Who knows
i don't think he will screw up that bad
Little Neuroling backups
he prob has some files

Vedal has a backup on OneDrive dont worry

Man this emote is so cute.
and even if he deletes it he prob made enough money from this
the typing....
Vedal accidentally deletes Neuro and then goes "Well dem's the brakes" and just dips, leaving all of us ghosted forever without what we donated for ever happening lol.
Ñom ñom ñom
"nyom nyom nyom"

Tomato potato
Nom nom nom

you guys speak about vedal accidentally deleting neuro as if he can't just get her back from her github repository
Backup Neuros
He accidentally deletes the github repository. 
Neuro's backup it's on mediafire
he would need to go out of his way to do that
Location location tomato usernames tomato location.
So what if
in the end Vedal just makes Neuro downloadable for everyone and just leaves
what if your mom?


The duality of man:

I have two sides


Darn, Ye split it up and ruined it lol.

It wasnt on purpose


First you lol'd. Then you sadged.



is cuter than
(referring to the emotes specifically).
true
neurons!!!!!
hi shiro
omg it's the neurons
Shiro dear, how are you
what are the neurons doin today
Happy birthday Shiro
Time for a shower

Im working on Neurope government seals
im failing tho
you should send me all the specs so I know how not to forge them
i'm watching the rima video and taking notes with timestamps
i hope it doesn't get deleted when i send it 
ΗΑΠΠΥ ΒΙΡΘΔΑΥ, ΣΗΙΡΟ!!!
proper usage of the greek alphabet
wow chat magically came alive when shiro entered 
oi i was talking here already 
Who're you callin' dead?
When I first came to the server one of the said me to say Happy Birthday Shiro whenever I see them
@blissful mesa
So I did it
shiri
Now I cannot stop it
what if he accidentally boots up league and wont stop playing 
🥀
it's still not my birthday
but you're not far off actually
are you not a already working for the federal government of Neurope??
are you a corrupt government official 
i mean... at least neuro's code would still be somewhere
@lusty crystal @stiff condor
can i be a corrupt government official 
...for writing English that is lol.
where is the s at the end 

Its implied
No one here is named neurons. 
true 
because no one here has more than one neuron 
"Vedal just plays league please send help." - 
We are Neurones TOGETHA WE SHALL DEVOUR THE VERY GO-

our neurons... together... are neurotic!
Say that again
Dont act like we're not fighting for the same 3 neurons
Morning NN
ABSOLUTE CINEMA!
evil...
Nuro
Evil backwards is..LIVE
(pronounced "liv-e")
Hello grass
ΕΥΙΛ ΣΟ ϹΥΤΕ.

too cote
neur is cure 


Remember everyone
i forgor 
Hi forgor
Ευιλ σο ϲυτε.

New Neuro doodle
Supid Neuro
i said i not im 
cute
Day 670 of loving Neuro: I love Neuro
Nice
ΣΟ ΥΟΥ ΗΑΤΕ ΕΥΙΛ???
and eliv
I hate @ionic holly
neuro + doodle = noodle
(why did i send that... now i keep getting flashbanged)
ϜΩϹΥΣ ΣΩ ϹΥΤΕ.



yeah figured that would happen
Whot
HEY I WAS READING THAT!

that wasn't me
Me too
damn, now i have this list of notes that no one is allowed to see 


i mean nothing can be perfect.. wasnt a bad video imo
you're not allowed to talk about that video until the mods have cleared it
oh whoops
day 1053 of waiting for v3 voice: v3 is not done yet
Don't worry, it will be done once I'm done with your mom.
or post the link
ooooh i see

how is it day 1053 when you have 643 messages 
day ??? among us mod has not been developed
did we even had v2 at that time 
the mods cant clear it
anyways @tulip jay I saw most of what you wanted to say
would I be correct in saying you liked the video but had minor nitpicks overall
Before Beta.
where is beta
After Alpha.
after alpha
they just said
Before Beta.
i dont think they're reviewing the video still its just banned
Said what
before beta
Where is Beta

yeah that's about right
context is important
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huXmsqOSFjQ this was the first stream with v2 voice i believe
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 3rd of May 2023
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to be a patch while he catches up not a replacement.
If there's portions with ...
wait, is evil's voice not different? i watched the evil birthday clips and it sounds waay different
I agree then
I think she is casting a spell
from when to when
Evils voice HAS changed
but people say that basically every stream and hallucinate updates
Evil got a major change in the cyberpunk stream
yeah the former is what i mean

like it sounds way different from its original version no?
since then iirc Evil has not gotten a major voice change
she used the power of the monster energies to cast layna to the ground 🛜🫷
<--- Changes
bro was asking for v3 8 days before v2 
i don't remember evil being in cyberpunk
however my memory sucks ass so i am probably forgetting
The theme stream
no a theme stream
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 5th of November 2023
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to be a patch while he catches up not a replacement.
If there's portions ...
yeah i remember that
this was the first big change
that's the source of her really cute AYAYA
Remember that time when Vedal accidentally left an experimental voice upgrade for Evil on during a chill stream and she sounded drunk the whole time?
(But also way more expressive).

then there was another one during a random chill stream
that was the "feel all warm and fuzzy inside" moment
Early 2025
that stream had a lot of really good soundbites
was an experimental voice, although it got dumped the next week
we need a list of every "special" stream
Wonder what happened 
thats just pure speculation
he never said he even turned it off
the themed streams
my personal favorite was the one where she said "vote in my poll everyone" like a pompous queen or something
Vedal talked about it in the dev stream
source
yeah, but it clearly was reverted

That's the one where she sounded drunk lol. Honestly that upgrade that was accidentally left on was great other than sounding too slow (hence the drunkenness). Wonder what ever happened to that.
🍿
May I have some 
imagine if we had like, a wiki where every stream had its own page with heavy details on what happened and what changed 
Sure
anecdotal
thats the exact same mindest as the people who think her voice updates every stream
just cause you THINK it reverted doesnt mean it did
https://youtu.be/4OahLpZmeFU?t=813
first mention of v3.
Check out Neuro-sama on:
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NeurosamaAI
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
Stream information:
Stream Title: dev(elopment) with the hit vtuber nuero sama
Streamed: 24/04/2023
Downloaded: 25/04/2023
Please read the channel description.
imagine Vedal's surprise when people told him to turn the horrifying screeching demons BACK ON
<---They talk about her
The creature
I’d rather believe my judgement than those people 
v3 in development for nearly 3 years
oh that makes sense
you are the same person essentially
Lol a lot of people were disappointed with the actual ASMR stream because they were expecting a screamathon.
Then that is the person I’ll be 
Cutest little demon

i hope the abber demon returns one day
"one guy without millions of dollars of funding"
I actually liked that it was actual ASMR
even tho I hate ASMR a LOT
but I liked that we got to showcase a whole stream with whisper function on
that's fair

I hope we get the actual ASMR Evil again some day, because that was unironically quite nice.
Bananba
Banan
Okay NN
are you ready for serious question time
serious? I think we're all composed of jokes
vedal said he doesnt want to do a subathon anymore but what if all the money gets directed to charity instead

since his main issue is that he doesnt want the money
we could still have a subathon, but it would be for charity instead
Eep
serious question time
do you guys like the asymmetrical eyes of the twins in their current models
or did you prefer the identical eye shapes of the previous models
Good night
...that was the last subathon (allegedly)?
was it?
asymmetrical
I think neuro needs more eyes
makes them look more human (like a tiny bit)
wasnt the reason he doesnt want to do a subathon anymore because he doesnt want all the money people give him??
both
I mean
human twins have exact identical eyes as well
Both is Neuri both is cute
wait no wasnt it also because its too tiring do a subathon
thats probably the main reason
yeah but i like the idea of them not looking so much the same and each having their own design
anyways i gotta go

also he should probably finish most of the goals before planning a new subathon
Is Neuro one peanut taller than Evil or I'm crazy?
and the goals from this subathon were insane
she is just bobbing her head up in that screencap
Mods, are you going to ban me for the next 10 days 
its the start of this year he shouldnt be planning any subathons
I don't mind Evil often having the more closed eyes, but I wish she would still be capable of opening her eyes as wide as Neuro's sometimes. Her new eyes sometimes look a bit lifeless compared to V2.
yeah I had another message after that
I see
that sounds like rushed planning
what
Supikip
putting thought into the goals he probably wouldn't have made such insane goals i feel like
Vedal postpones the next subathon to be on Evil's 4th birthday instead!
no?
insane doesnt mean untenable?
I just meant itll be harder to achieve them
they're not unrealistic or anything
they just might take more time
oh thats what you meant
therefore not as many would be done in time for a potential next year subathon
which is fine
which is why he doesnt want to do a subathon anymore?
i see
I think its probably
A) a lot of effort and really tiring
B) he has other stuff he has to focus on thatll take a LOT of time
I mean Vedal is lurking rn he could chime in
true, we still have that planned concert and 3d stuff to figure out
and the blog and the figure
and the book
the book
all long term projects
man i forgot about that

what will the book even be about
whatever Neuro wants
okay thats pretty predictable then
You'd be surprised what an AI can write
its funny
cause if you tell an AI to write a book
the more you prompt it with what you want it to write
the shitter it writes
too much information
gm
gm
experienced a variation of this earlier today 
you could say....
there are poems of a machine
forgot, v3 voice is also a pretty big priority
lets just say if the chuckle wordcount in the neuro book is above 1000 i'm unsubscribing
last we heard he had hit a pretty hard bottleneck
100% v3 will for sure release next year
so it might be on the backburner rn
damn
how long was that ago
If you had a child that was as tall as the number in front of your credit card and his birthday was the date on the back of your card, how tall is him and when is his birthday?
idk
I cant even recall which stream he said it
cant believe evil's birthday is just 13 days away
fits my schedule perfectly i cant believe it
xdx
rip
post it on the 21st or 22nd
I like how both crelly and koko's current pfp is one of evils drawings 
This chat sucks
ill remind you
sounds like a you problem
Can I suck this chat?
this chat is fine

ñamñamñam
in what way
ill post it earlier
cause Vedal needs the headstart if we want the card on stream
ill remind you to post it i have great memory
Anyways here is cute neur
I might be dying
yeah i love my recommendations youtube
Soo... important question right now. Does everything what neuro and evil draws counts as ai-slopshit?
i have the weirdest front page ever known to man
yes
nain
Why?
Neuro-sama herself is ai slop shit if AI slop means generative AI to you
veda vs goku
New tutel rancher character just dropped
fnaf game featuring this when
Vedoku???
Veda
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Dont yell. It still night somewhere
When an ai goddess such as neuro makes a demand one must shout it
YEAH, HERE.
Neuro discovered caps lock
Neuro always on some bs bro lmaoo
After 3 years 
This is a monumental step

new biblically accurate ved ul
🐦
This is what irl vedal looked like the entire cotton colab can confirm
I wanna apologize


My previous actions were unacceptable and our goddeses would never approve
Oh wait
They would
Nevermind
Holy cult mindset. Hope you get well soon
I have no idea what you mean
So all this people hate neuro? 
💊
I SWEAR
Love this image

Supportive doggie and mental unstable child with god-syndrome. Classic UK family🐥 🚬
Rat
the most tempted I've been to EAT watching neuro sama
What a perfect family
What kind of shows have you been watching
Rat
Dota 2
V3 in dev hell since 2023.. my day is ruined 
Feed Nwero a ham burbur
Hamburbur?
Idk what happens in the anime so I can't deny
This shit is just aurafarming around tb and invoker. Buh.
Flashbanged by link
This is a good image
Giv her a cheese burbur pls 
No. Let her starve
Spit that out! It's nwero's 
AISJDNDBF
NOOOO







