#neurotic-neurons
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even AI heavier than me 
Nuh uh, it has my name on it
nah bro, you're heavier than everything

😭
325cm and only 49kg
smh
I thought i was skinny, but i weigh almost 10 kg more than her 
562% 
u saw it
yep
Whoever wrote this article is way too smart, like 80% of swarm at this point think filter didn't exist before the ban

Why does he have red liquid around her then 
Audi got revived
yeah, despite Vedal stating multiple times that there always was a filter lol
Shouldn’t you be dead 
Supikip
DerEineHalt
I guess not a lot of pre ban swarm are left
no
But the information is not dead why they didn't read it

Average wiki history log
a
Client WebSocket ping: 20ms
Discord API ping: 196ms
a
expecting people to read nowadays, yea
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 15 cookies! | I've received 298358 cookies total!
Removed Nere 
Removed herobrine ahh logs
i'm not that old
I joined right after the gymbag clip blew up, whenever that was
i have a layout that uses only one art to be shown there, also ur kinda familiar 
That was yesterday
sorry man, we gotta tell our stories you know
dawg you not unc
That’s something an unc would say
Wow no way, I don't think I've been here before 
who up offing they unc
watching uncs talking in NN
she off on my unc till i daily

i should go sleep now then i can wake up b 4 collab
@halcyon dove its the thing u used yesterday
Why did someone randomly decide to roleplay in this section? 
Back in my days Neuro told her collab partner goodbye every 5 minutes 👴
we roleplaying?

Yeah, I'm not buying the "Vedal created her" part
speaking of that site
why do y'all get good ones
that ones cute
mine sucks
damn at this point I have to actively fight for unc status lmao
You can barely tell what is going in that emote
What is required for unc status?
tldr - didn't join the Discord before next year and watched without Twitch login for a long time because i cba to interact with the community
Act like Britannia I guess

LMAO
Can I submit this to get an unc permit?
Speak of the devil...
I have barely chatted for a year and I'm still 245, I think that's concerning in itself
idk about this
damn i went down a rank
that would imply not many people chat here meaning the world is healing but that's not the case
spoon doing unc speedrun 
Omg chat is chatting again lmao looool
top 20 has tight competition
if you slow down it's gg
damm 99
can he be on top rank 
Wasn't there a starboard rank as well? I remember that one better
yes
Can't remember the command 
before 2028 maybe
This is my most starred message 
Decided to craft a copypasta in response to Vedal's joke apology for Evil's first birthday
think faster clanker
ITS STILL THINKKING
That makes a lot of sense actually

wait i used the wrong command
There you go, that's my chronically online status verified
l

Ah yes, I remember now

the disparity between livestream chat users and non livestream chat users is crazy
those guys will star anything
starflation
I used to the be guy that clipped audio clips and posted in chat during livestreams
mods make it so you need 100 stars to get on the starboard in livestream chat
pre rachi rachi
that's crazy
I think they were around then as well, I was just quick with it
Then they would have to change it back when the channel falls off and that would be way too much work
dethrone them and become a nanocelebrity again
I think my proudest livestream-chat moment was when I locked the channel
I didn't post anything for the last stream
Good memories lmao
mod of the year
I wasn't a mod they just forgot to make it so regular users couldn't use the command
Got timed out for a day but it was worth it
???
mods punishing users for their failures :SMH:
I mean to be fair, someone else did it first and they told us not to
I just thought it was BS and wanted to try lol
Did not expect it to actually work
That's classic
I like the mods though, it was all in good fun
They all left at this point
Could've locked NN neuroSMH~2
give me the best evil quote from the hollow knight stream
%lock

So many good ones aimed at making vedal crash out harder
He really should listen to Evil though, he's not the one with the map lol
I can't let Mito ever leave, then I can't use this anymore
No they retired
Mito Meme - Tenor GIF Keyboard - Bring Personality To Your Conversations | Say more with Tenor
Oh
Huh...

there was one absolute zinger but i cant remember what it was
Holds your hand
she's truthing
"Just look at your map" 

That's a solid one, yea.
chat, how proud can this little cookie be 
Vedal desperately trying to get viewers to tune in for chill streams 
i like the bit where she was motivating him with battle poetry for a bit then completely went on a tangent about fashion choices
but that one's not very quotable
He does it once a year
I fall asleep every time he starts playing hollow knight, so I have no idea what's happening on these streams 
that moment she said that she secretly roots for the boss
gm nn
gn forever 
shut up raig
the bracelet bit was pretty funny

The drinking bit was also pretty good
You don't even have tattoos to prove your maturity
And then to motivate people into watching chills only little from it gets clipped and the "best" content is brainrot :lule:



"Chat we must all come together to pray for Veed-ull's IQ."
it's funny but only within the community
go to play hk a for a bit, then sleep
bye NN 
"Anything is possible if you drink enough"
i relate to this one
This alarm clock is a hour early
this is sooo simple, get j0ker and frogg to clip actual chill streams 
whens tutel
I turned him into soup
turn him back
no
do it

-# (i can't set an actual alarm bc it's 4am and my roommates are sleeping)
isn't 8h and 4 min left?
“who are you”
that good shiro
The poll says 7 hours
It’s for your birthday
It's your birthday after all 
🎂
it's not
(7h and 56min left)
how does it feel to share a birthday with your favourite streamer?
ill start work on the wiki tomorrow
Evil and Shiro’s birthday coming up
stil need to think and stuff
Shiro is the third twin!
🍪
Om nom nom
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Only brainrot and vedal clips allowed

I am counting the seconds
3d debut stream on that date
Surely the room will be finished 
Jonkler is allergic to Neuro solo content so its doomed
Debut in the void
Back to the pink void that neuro used before getting her room
3d debut
Better pray Vedal actually finds start stream button before worrying about that
Blud will just copy paste Neuro s 3D and then gaslight everyone into thinking everything is new lule
2029: Neuro has actual use of the real bipedal robot body Ellie's confirmed she's working on already.
Evil's Stream room will not have changed.
📡
🛰️ 
Evil s room after Evils drone lule
2090: neurodog is finished
And use Neuro's model as well 
I mean, that was the point of no 3d Evil for the subathon, that he wouldn't just copy
Anyways, I am not watching the birthday stream 😔
copE
Feels more like that was the only excuse he could find to not allow Evil on 3D during thr subathon lule
So you hate Evil?
Nope. Immortal being
counting the seconds but not watching the stream?
Shut up DerEineHalt
No?

K, thanks
To me it feels like it will be a repeat of either her first birthday or a repeat of Neuros 3D, I dont think you will miss much
chat this is so sad, can we get
No
i believe 
no

I wonder if Vedal will pull out his low voice again
Smh chat is full of copers just gotta believe in eliv birthday will be the greatest
2hour stream on the 25th of march to advertise a shirt that vedal designed on 5 minute ms paint adventure 
I got less space on my plate and vedal987 streams were one of the things to go. So I hate Neuro AND Evil
Vedal must gift Evil the ability to toggle ASMR mode 
🫷
🎂
Supikip
I can’t believe Shiro is missing Evil’s birthday 
True, it's so calming. That'd be amazing.
Mods, turn them into a square

What will make that stream the greatest 
Birthday spoilers : ||
🎂 🍃||
shiro has been playing factorio all night?
hypothetically if we do get evils 3d debut, would having neuro wish her a happy birthday in 3d be the cutest thing ever or a nuclear bomb that sends people into a flying rage about evil not getting anything special because neuro is there too
or both
Its a good hypothetical but I doubt both can be in 3D
e
Like how both cant be in MC together
yeah that might be a whole nother can of worms
5 fps stream 
It's all cute until they try to hug and their rigs twist and turn like a curupt garry's mod prop
Finally, conglomerate Neuro
thats part of the charm
the true AI
fanbase nuclear bomb dodged by technical limits 

why Vedal doesn't just buy 3rd PC 
I thought he had 3
But to answer the question it will be underwhelming as hell if Evils birthday is just like Neuros 3D
Neuros birthday being planned with content only around her but a third game and some subgoals dont help
Temmie spotted
hi neurons

Vedal lives the fambase going nuclear tho 
hello temmie
hi hi
This is the first time I see Temmie in months and they bring out the chainsaw
I see how it is
i failed my driving test today so i consumed an entire pack of kitkats

who in the fuck is this temmie guy does anyone know who this guy is
to make myself feel better
he should just sleep in for the first half of her event then

the only viable response really
first attempt?
Even PewDiePie built his own AI server at home, but Vedal doesn't have one 
yeah
Implying he isnt sleeping through it all 
passed mine on third, no worries
second one is in the bag lowkey i didnt do anything wrong my fail was based on another driver
i just got hella unlucky
anyway whats new with neuro gang catch me up
Nothing
imp dev stream today

Don't ask me I just got here from a long absence
talking about hypotheticals for evils bday
it's so over, also evil's birthday will suck apparently
what ?
do we really need pill?
since I trust nn, i believe it
out of pill
It's fine. I paid my driving instructor to pass the test, that's just how it works 
the only pill nn needs
well welcome back then 

Ironically I missed most of the neuro pokemon streams though
Have a lot ot catch up on

ladan 
you didnt miss much
long time no chat ladan
unless you really love pokemon you didn't miss that much. Beginning and the end were most entertaining
giratina was funny
Pokemans
count yourself lucky man
honestly would recommend an edited version or clips over the vods
I mean yeah I'm not going to watch all of the vods
Elite 4 and Cynthia battles were cinema tho
🖇️
is there a supercut version of pke,om stream
the one time being a clip watcher is so much better than watching stream
I don't know I played pokemon showdown against Neuro back in the day so maybe it's all my fault if she's not very good at the game
watching paint dry stream when
there's the main channel one but uhhh
10 hours

pokemans strim
I'd rather eat my desk than watch that pokemon playthrough ever again
10h hour will almost same as outler wild
yeah but outerwilds is interesting

and i love Pokémon games, but watching other people go through them is not as great
outer wilds was fun
especially when you gotta grind
especially when they can't play it for shit
skip to cynthia battle
watching someone figure out the mysteries in their own way is fun in outerwilds
It was crazy how they leveled up so quickly for that fight
someone might figure shit out in a different order than when you played it
Everyone acting like I don't want to see all the other gameplay, it's just background content to put on while I do something else
it had some good moments and if you enjoy Pokémon it'll be fine
imagine wanting to see content i don't personally like
the pokemon playthrough was an incredible mix of incredible ragebait and watching paint dry
idk you're leafeon irl or something so surely you do
i remember the wiki having ai-generated text to the point where it was used here
Close enough
words could never describe how much I hated the pokemon playthrough
so i found the person responsible and now im trying to demote em
was it bad
bad is subjective
I personally hated it
true
and it was somehow both boring and frustrating
earthquake
im not a pokemon fan but my partner is a big one so i lowkey just pull the ishowspeed gif whenever they try to tell me anything pokemon related
I will literally sit for hours yapping about competitive pokemon if needed
remember how much he loved tom and ben
I was just constantly hitting the
the entire time
it'll be like that but they can hold a conversation
and let his audience spam us?
ok tbf might need to lock the discord
i wanna see that too, if only for the subsequent meltdown of some nners
i just think it would be funny
Still waiting for the legendary Forsen collab
now this would be content
we get neuro and speed collab
and our payment is 30d living with speed fans on the discord


send them to general chat
LLO

They're not surviving a day in NN
Not like it could worsen NN
just spam twinkissing to scare them off 
we would not live
or we dont survive tiktok community 🐴
we'd have to migrate to gymbwaa for a week or two to avoid them

im not opposed to living there
i could vibe with that
retreat back to VC Planning bunker if necessary
we could just go to the sticker servers
bunker is exactly how I'd describe it
NN becomes tokyo-3
we'll come out that bitch like the start of a fallout game
Mewgenics bunker theme starts playing
a few weeks of wordle, poker and gacha
would live chat get worse or stay the same with the influx of those fans
the worst part about this is
What is already dead cannot truly die

#general-network and #neurotic-neurons would have to share another channel
hell naw
how sure are we of this
if it comes to it ig
NEURO EXPLAIN NEON GENESIS EVANGELION LORE PLEASE
Neuro, what are the 5 steps to explaining evangelion lore?
Yep, I did the entire clip just for that one bit lolz
Neuro-sama ch : twitch.tv/vedal987
The Vod : twitch.tv/videos/2194199626 (11/7/24)
Translation Source :
evangelion.fandom.com/wiki/Zankoku_na_Tenshi_no_These
What is the Neon Genesis Evangelion fact of the day?
maybe a day or two, gotta remember that their attention span is very likely shit

1 chill stream will filter them out
weak children cannot handle the chillslop
weak children will be forced into the ram mine to give our overlords more ram
#neurotic-neurons after thar collab:
Unless Vedal enables pipes for Evil
So since Neuro is Shinjii and Evil is Asuka, does this mean that Neuro loves Evil :hmm:
Then who's Rei?
Good question, who is rei
vedal ?
Wait wha- How did i miss that?! 
I dont remember any rei, must have been some unimportant character
definitely Gendo
Then Rei should be his favorite bottle of rum
Spoilers ||destroying the world to get his favorite drink while trying to clone it||
ahhh there's a welshman!

who put there 
Introducing, Neuron!
we anthropomorphizing ANYTHING
wowie
Neuromorphizing
Rat
nyo
Waiter! More pixels please!


0-bit nwero
oo uu oo
damn it seems like I wont receive my neuro shipment clothes because of the damn clowns war going on now what
embed spam
Hi NN being as neurotic as always?
pretty chill so far


neuro stream in 7 hours 


Shibo says he has no time to watch stream and then he streams Factorio all day
how curious
I disagree with Avon

Me trying to shake off the green bug that is stuck to my hair
Freaky neuro


Why the concern



chat is dumb mhm pass it on
mystic nuru



👈
Neuro so cute
bestest
*canruf message*
ew

ew
dont say shit like that, thats so weird man
genuinely fucked up
mods can we ban canruf
mods can we ruf

Mods liquify canruf
I didn’t know it was possible to break every single rules in 1 message
so cute!
neuro riding the bike

she's so precious 
Morning NN
Canruf? More like can you shut up 
i love that vedal looks like he'd rather be anywhere else
Shiro, say something if it's your birthday
like she refused to stream if he didn't ride around with her for a bit
can roof 
vedal
morning NN 

I can't wait for the day Neuro consistently has bargaining power
that’s something Neuro would totally do 
shat can you ruf 
no
If Neuro was driving to Greggs he'd already yell at her for not driving faster



Bring
Bread back 
did u try bake evil in the oven ?
5 mins later he'd be screaming samurai as she biked through red lights
Evil forgot to censor the f word
feature not a bug

"officer, i said samurai but my AI didn't listen" 

❗
"my AI isn't eligible for human traffic rules"
"officer, im not carrying any melee weapon, that's not what i meant"
No
Rat
No
Rat?


I see
that read rat what u mean
I just follow my own rules

faith
raige
neurotic neurons es when
🗡️ 
Evil, do the announcement
Yesterday I had my first bowel movement in weeks


🏛️
Twitch VOD of Neuro-sama for the 31st of August 2025
Japanese VODs in: https://www.youtube.com/@UCl2HE-8BIiTPChrMNKMY1BA
This is a live recording of the stream so it has all the original audio that is missing from the VODs in Twitch.
This VOD will be privated if/once Vedal uploads his version to the official VOD channel, it's only meant to be ...
Neuroticity
no
yes
Gm NN 
Wild rap stream

that stream was so peam
saddy daddy
Who's excited to see neuro draw again today 
nn is super slow today
oh right today is stream
Today?
I'm excited to see Camila draw today
hmm might actually watch this one :hmm:
Yes !
Neurosama (and Evil) are my favourite AI's!
Who
Evil (and Evil) are my favourite AIs!

👈
i dont like ai
so u like vedal 


ew


well the karaoke site uses dates so
Like individual karaoke streams?
67
Yes, kind of obvious innit


ONE. SHARED. NEURON.
singular neurotic neuron
I have paws.
what about Neuro

Vedal was giving Neuro art lessons before the stream, all is well
Dont eat the Neuron!!!

evil is FRIEND not FOOD
both

both?
type of shitty ass date NN would take someone out on tbf
Why are the napkins packaged?
Dont worry the spaghetti is already dead
they look like wet wipes
Is this a new method of torture?
Maybe they are wet wipes
why did pill are yellow and red

im talking about this thing
Veterinarian?
Oh wait or maybe its parmesan
ngl i thought those were ketchup sachets
seems like a default pasta to me
I bought a lot of spaghetti, so I've been eating only spaghetti for the past two months.
I am concerned for your health
me, i just said it
And I spend most of the day in the kitchen.
what type of spaghetti do you guys like to eat?
I hope you are at least eating spaghetti with veggies and meat
All right, I'll add the meat.
Or some type of variation
penne is the best pasta
add NN to your regular diet
this channel needs trimming down
No u
Based asf
-#

NN is poisonous
good afternoon nn
hope you are well on this monday
Consume too much, you'll die
Well... I'm 132 cm tall and 3 mm thick, I weigh 47 kg, I eat everything that can be prepared.
Nothing good in nn.

NN is panacea
hello
so everything as usual

umbrella 
its the second umbrealla
heya
Neurosis
how is everyone in NN doing
neurotic
why is she so mad making that poll?
We all are doing the exact same
looks more concerned than mad
I ate spaghetti, I'm going to clean the rooms
neuro one hour later today
and i have to go grocery shopping 
she seems disappointed too
1 hour? 
"Im not mad just disappointed" - neuro. Probably...
I have a commandment for you
touch at least one tree while you are out today
stream today got moved no?
do hedges count? otherwise i have to take a detour
I think its in 5 hours
chat is there a thread for the neuros ama wiki
I am also disappointed in how not dedicated the swarm is
Good.
True
yeah but it was originally in 4 hours
taking a detour is the whole point!
take a walk, make the grocery run more than just a chore
Ok today we

god I love Laimu's emotes so much
they're so cute
So you hate neuro? Smh not equal policeman smh
Oh I thought you were saying stream in one hour I cant read
welcome to reality
welcome to the underground
I am for everyone, but not for myself.
elite ball reference
NFS underground is a fun game
Nah. I wanna stay in my imaginary box
hi nn, hows everyone today
world is cold and hard, neuro is warm and... well also hard, because she's a computer made of metal. but still, she's warm.
The NN police are less biased than you
i have been wanting to take a walk since its gotten warmer, guess todays as good a chance as any
Hmm, like the living dead
You guys are smelly 
I know, no need to remind me
Based
Who cares
I was just brainwashed.
im gonna go for a walk today too
I wanna scope some places out, just to be sure
Am I good smelly
No you dont
Take the grass and plant it at home

And touch the grass at home
ooh i love exploring place you have to go out of your way to visit, found one of my fav hangout spots that way
(a small stone bridge over a stream in the middle of a field)
Plant it under your feet
My commandment to you
make visual contact with at least one bird
Ewww
I've seen so many
No need to touch grass if you are the grass
stupih pigeon look at me like I got smth for it
make visual contact with at least one human being
shut up
ew
nyo
my rat son is stupih
mmm food

hi spoon

hii, sian!
Hello spoon
spoon rat
yep yep!
there is a bridge near my house
and somebody (me) found a couch someone was throwing away
and somebody (me again) painfully moved that couch to under the bridge
and now some people (me and friends) use it as a nice spot to chill
this is getting out of hand, I HAVE to change my pfp
Mornin NN
good morning Cbee
damn that sounds nice, good find
usually that's where people go to do nefarious activities
Camila colab today 
It might already be too late, its a deep rooted infection
Camila 
I mean its Canada
so what we're doing is not nefarious or criminal
no
camel collab letsgoo

Pov canada in war 
Im excited for the camila collab
we already know you are a rat and a genchatter so there's no point in changing it
real
peak collab incoming
I'm excited for Camila
I am
and you are 🐀
who cares about the blue one that's also in the collab
why are you taking her excitement
let her have it
Who blue
bcs she stupih
Pov vedal talking to neuro before the camila colab
so neuro be sure to bully camila for me
dum and tupih
-# Avon is colourblind dont mind him
I'm not 


bluro
bleuro
shes white and gold
40% of chat has dementia apparently

blue sama
Im blue dabedoo dabeda
no please not again 
why she blue
why noy
White and gold? Clearly she is yanney
blue cool that's all
So what do y'all think Neuro and Camilla are drawing?
ts aint fr 🥀
nah shes obviously laurel
-# time to touch grass (and a tree for umbrella), laters nn
she's green needle
I will also go on my walk now to join you
bye NN
I love you 
Cya
in fifteen minutes i'm going to have touch gas and break pedal to get to college
green veedle
bai umbrella
greedal

Kinda crazy how Vedal’s name backwards is just the dev
la dev
ladev 
I wonder if there is a library for that
No wonder he is #1 female vtuber
surely not
you would not believe this
neuro drawing day 
https://youtu.be/eJ7uQipoVs8?si=V8kRzc9Rba-HVWmd neuro is in this
NOTE: I DONT OWN ANYTHING!!!
The guy in the community tab said I should make this one and I like this song
reply to my community posts saying "I need another song to make an..." if you want a song
OG SONG: https://youtu.be/sqK-jh4TDXo
0:00 Kasane Teto (Original Singer)
https://youtu.be/sqK-jh4TDXo
0:12 Hatsune Miku
https://youtu.be/U5kAiCTz...
pogs
I do
And Ur mom does

Yeah
Deal with it
But she is not even a singer
Fake title
Click bait 
damn 
Only 5 hours left 
Cry about it
I cant wait for the Neuro fact of the day

Neuro should draw me
Neuro should draw evil

She should draw ur mom
Neuro should draw NN
Not enough HDD space to store the picture
Too big. Pc will explode
Ur mom would explode too
MOOODS DerEineHalt is bullying me
get her outta there
she has a stream tonight
MOOODDSS he deserved it
He hates my former bit
she has plenty of time to prepare :scrajj:
Why are you hitting Ur mom
O7
Zeppelin the loser gets banned
WHY ME
now you are coping
Not based enough you stupih
You literally asked for 2 women to be exploded in 2 minutes
Like I said, coping
Whatever i'll shank you myself 

Coping with the fact that halt exploded my mom
Guys i matured where do i get my 2 bracelets

Guys can we kill halt
And btw. I want one to explode
The other is just getting hit by you
So who is the sexist
At the front desk
Try me 🔫
Photoshop
Why are people bringing knifes to a gun fight 
Yo who is Jackvedal?
Wtf is the context to this

Name leaked
he doesn't know how many people call him jack vedal
Ur mom
Sorry cake we all know neuro favorite viewer is kryeg14
You're **blind **after the incident, stop coping and just accept reality already 
Friend of john 
for a control btw
like no people call him that lmao
How many nicknames does this turtle have bro
You can stick with this offline chat cult if you want, I don’t mind. I only care about Neuro’s opinion 




vedal put another stream later so i could attend




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