#neurotic-neurons
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me when nur


Stats for the final Watcher Knights fight: 5 x 220 HP = 1100 HP total
Evil: 46 hits x 5 dmg = 230 dmg
Vedal (Nail hits): 61 hits x 13 dmg = 793 dmg
Vedal (Spell hits): 4 x 15 dmg + 3 x 20 dmg = 120 dmg
Vedal (Total): 913 dmg (870 without overkill)
Total: 1143 dmg (the 43 overkill dmg is from Vedal)
So evil carried
wazaaaa

Yeeeeeeesssss

SOMETHING OTHER THAN THAT GIF????
Stop being a tsun

Stats for the final Broken Vessel fight: 525 HP
Evil: 27 hits x 4 dmg = 108 dmg + killed 4 infected balloons
Vedal (Nail): 24 hits x 9 dmg = 225 dmg + killed 4 infected balloons
Vedal (Spell): 1 hit x 15 dmg = 15 dmg
Thorns Of Agony: 20 hits x 9 dmg = 180 dmg + killed 4 infected balloons
Total: 528 dmg, ( 3 dmg of overkill from Evil)
unironic thorns carry, and chat told him to unequip it for Watchers


🌧️
🌧️ i am the swarm that is approaching
I don't use the neuro lava lamp too much, but today I plugged it in, and nothing happened, no light turns on, no heat. Is my lamp cooked?
you have to connect it to the swarm sync app. although, i think it should light up as red
no light 🫡
good afternoon nn

I stopped using the lava lamp cause of the constant sync issues

I stopped using it because the wax got stuck at the bottom and I'm too lazy to fix it
@halcyon dove wkeup
Wouldnt you just need to let the lamp heat up?
Study is my cousin...
Bottom should be fine, thats how they get shipped, right?
Top would be an issue (maybe?)
nah.. I tried that
it stays super dim because the light is being blocked by the wax
it's definitely hot enough and some wax is moving
How long have you had it on?
I had it on for like 8 hours
I never had a lavalamp, but i say, just keep it on longer
After all, what you describe is how lamps should behave. If you let them cool, the "lava" goes to the ground and "freezes"
it could be that your heating element is to weak / broken, but i would just let it just for longer and see what happens

anyone know about electric? is this Cooked? i see some yellow, is it burn?
some wax was already moving and for hours
it was plenty hot enough, the room was like 75-80 degrees
and it never stays super dim like that once the wax starts moving
Your Photo is not even clear
Cant see shit
right there
You have unlocked new role
You have unlocked new role
you
welp
lava lamp
Wha

V3 voice is rolling out?
noero
🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 89 cookies! | I've received 297035 cookies total!
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)

nn so cute when dead
silence has its beauty.


Supikip
Supikip 
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People who doesn't watch streams and ignore schedule can guess when stream is going
Is Vedal even a real gamer?
was thinking about stuff, You know the idea of Infinite monkeys on infinite typewrites , Vedal is one of those monkeys

True, watching his gameplay is like listening a broken record
tel
I am going to eat you
henjly
🍜
mmm

ramen with eggs...
Neuro having a bad day as a themed stream idea when
when does she have a good one 
For example:
Like when she got a new hairdo but she doesn't like it
When both twins bully vedal
also hi limousine 
Its lysara
Holy shit lizard is here
Its lysara
That’s not how you spell lizard
lixaga 
Its lysara
Its lysara

Mirror mirror on the Discord
Today is good day?
hmmmm, got it, it’s Jennifer


All that for uncooked burger bun?? Damn Thats à bad recipe
Gboard is stupid with stupid idea

This card is actually inspired by Neurotic Neurons.
tf
Fake, if it was it would apply 500 Doom
Jsidiendocwjndco
Normal nn stuff
The doom apply happens after every turn (message in chat) so it's gradual.
It makes more sense in context of this chat as 500 doom would immediately defeat yourself.
This gradual application reflects the slow descent to maddness that happens to NN chatters.
gib both
happy brithday neuro shiro
I would wake up homeless if I entrusted my finances to nuero
2024 and still no embed perms
how is factorio shiro? 
i dont wanna answer and go off topic
but i ping u with answer
IT'S WOMEN DAYS
Wait, so Null is pronounced No instead of New?
I always thought it was pronounced New.
I am stupid
you alr do
@halcyon dove buy flowers for your girl classmates and teachers

neuro knows everything about me
it's a Sunday
yes, she has all your cookies
You're mannerless

🍪
Om nom nom
You've given me 2 cookies! | I've received 297037 cookies total!
aww, thank you~ ( ◡‿◡ *)
it's not 
Damn
How it feels to play NN?
there's no figgy to remind us to be alive
have you heard about neuro sama
stop being cringe
who cares about the blue one
Maybe you are you own figgy?
everyone likes the red one
the same 5 neurons \
white fig 
stinky eggies
deply 
stinky ply-
same one plytha
wait you are not playtha? 
who 
same 2 chatters 
how was yesterday stream? 
same one julliant
smh stinky unknown chatter who is seemingly a genchatter 
someone tell deply(plytha[actual plate])
there may have been a problem with my ai
@rancid ermine @rancid ermine(actual plate)
-# no emb- oh nvm
You hate neuro?
how do I get embed perm xd
Difference between cringe and based is based on you are cool or cute?
someone tell figgy theres a problem with plythas ai
yes
you don't get embeds here cause you will make tatsu to talk and annoy other chatters try #swarm
What?! How could @storm lodge hate Neuro 
carmen 
Unbelievable
true, we must terminate that chatter with 3 hour loop of oo ee oo
smh they are only 3 minute versions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-7SU16wiuI
All the budget went to this thumbnail
IShowBooze
►Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
►Twitter: https://twitter.com/Vedal987
Edited by FroggDex
#neurosama #vtuber #ai
well yeah but someone made a 3 hour version for discord

all good.. all good.. all good..

neuroticized neurotransmitters



Hey buddy, chat something don't leave this chat dead
Hey buddy, dont chat
thanks

Is that enough?
Supikip
Is not

morin
🧹

Uhh, can someone give me a photo for my iPhone background
Uhh, preferably neuro
NN cook?
seems so
is it that early time of the day when people dont get 1984'd for this? LULE
anyways going back to murdering people

This actually work?
-evil
Works for me that’s my background
Eeh
nn im gonna neuro you up
nwerois
6
12



messi

maow :333
shiro has been in the sub vc with the same few people for like multiple days
I bet they're conducting a ritual
everyday same thing
I bet they're Trying to find Willing sacrifices 
did yesterday's VC kill everyone again 
did they drunk again ? 
Someone need to do a revive spell real quick..
noooo
they would never
how u know
That would be irresponsible 
so many alcoholics in this server
everyone on this server is an alcoholic
everyone on this server is like tutl
What did you expect, who owns this server is a drunk turtle
I barely drink
except that most are not that handsome

wait what? 


You all a sad that you are not like him? 
I never drink on my own only with other people
almost all of my drinking is done at like, new years or something like that

…




YEAHHHHH
why do you guys such so mizu
ello nn
/nick this doesn't work on mobile


I don’t I just didn’t see your username
Hater 
/nick I'm canruf

Chat is stupid
true
me stupih

are we idiots?
Yes
Yes
you killed me yesterday 
Yes
Also hi umbrella
yeah
yuh
Send me the Hunger Games log please
I wanna see what i have done
It’s in voice text
Skill issue
did someone put me in the hunger games again or do you hate me
go find it idk
I survived to fifth place before Vanor murdered me
Everybody hates you
gm nn
morning flesh
Morning flesh
it's afternoon
@burnt oar is a murdererererer?!?!?!
He killed me AND shiro at the same time
It was a tragedy
jumps the gun and dies
what a great way to start the game
Yeah I changed it to be more PG for the server
evilJam

@neat sail ARE YOU
ING SERIOUS?!?!?!
YOU SPEARED ME IN THE ABDOMEN!?
that's too high quality
repent

mods really hate me

I hope your ready you will be added to the roster next week
lucky me
Daily nn poll
17
32
1
Neuro
1104980808185413652
nwero
-# jdk 

another w for neuro voters
who is neuro
Do you guys think Vedal has recovered from yesterday
who is vedal
I see
no he sadly passed away in his sleep o7
vedal:
Damn does that mean Ellie gets custody of them
neuro:
Camel gets the custody of the twins. Thats why shes doing the dev stream tomorrow 
NN
shut up eroll if that even is your real name
I see
alright canruf
Hi eroll
hey jdk
finally
neueoeueoueo

btw: Would do it again
idc for them
john roll 
i care for me
Did you see what your fate was
classic married couple waking up at the same time
no
i saw what my fate was for the first(?) one
stupih
Classic
wtf I would never poison static
exactly
you only tried, but you didnt poison him true
Hi NN
how are y'all feeling today?
I'm feeling *starts screaming and crying* GOoOoD
thats on brand

feeling alright
fucking fell asleep at 7-8 am due to the weekly vc

but at least slept alright
I'm not guilty
time for jelly tots sent then by trays then like s televised can't ruin yum isn't nn stay to two


are you having a stroke?
eroll_typingshi.gif

i agree
i love WAR :3
good afternoon neurtonicslawgs, hope you had a good sleep
who edit is that


why???
affection 


jarvis, skip time to next karaoke
only netiek streams i will watch :awaee:
only dejo understand my wrong Shiro corrects syringe

:scrajj:
what did ir mean that Shiro appears before auto
i was reading dejo like it was spanish or something


apparently his autocorrect suggests my name before "auto"
at the bottom of a lake btw
Interesting
shiro can you administer canrufs meds
open wide
💊
shut the fuck up
Hey shiro how goes the factory business
parasocial for a lake

*bites Shiros hand along with the meds*

avon means river and rivers flow into lakes

thats crazy
lake and river love story

both
Crazy....?
jarvis skip to ratsty

jarvis massage my sore shoulders
jarvis, what day is today?
the world has unfortunately not yet healed
good ir smuks did
i just saw someone on twitter post a pic of vedal holding a so called "weapon" did that actually happen
it's unironically good
I'll take credit for it playing last kara
Well it’s Sunday nothing happens on a Sunday
congrat that ur first badge
What are you guys doing
there's a stream today no
yeah :scrajj:
tmrow
thats why i send it all the time
this is our only day off
when is daylight savings in the uk
how does tomorrow become toni
And you're wasting it here.
wasting?
idk what i was thinking would happen
I'd never call it that
is it really a waste if life is a waste :Pointless:
exactly
NN bombing truth bombs
buddy, most of us lost our brains and the rest are to follow
this is also really good

Dont laugh at me
Shiro is a devil traitor 
tomorrow is high?
Poll dont be a [Filtered] edition
3
6
tomorrow's high? no, he's fine
youtube needs an "I was here" option to select on videos so i can stop getting reccomended clips of streams i was there for but not kill all the neuro stuff off my algorithm
mid anime
youtube needs a "not interested" so it stops showing things i don't care about
you won't believe me when i tell you this
:scrajj:

emoji_29
that button is cosmetic
you're cosmetic
cosmetic charms
i've pressed don't recommend this channel on quite a few clippers because of the thumbnails
based
usually works for me
pls YouTube i don't care about random vtuber graduation streams
why are you only recommending graduations anyway what's wrong with you
just hit it more
lalala
90% of my recommendations is "not interested" worthy pepeW
How I use it is if I don’t want to see a certain video but I still want to watch other stuff on the channel then I press not interested
:scrajj: should it not
I just keep watching horror shit in the day and then have to hit not interested on them at night because otherwise I'd piss myself
I can watch evil neuro! 😄
seems like a skill issue man idk
i do wish there was like a dont recommend this video
pro tip: if you're looking for a song sing it out loud in the presence of your phone and the background data mining will result in YouTube recommending it to you
For me I get video from 8 to 14 years ago


shut up jdk
no
i just think of a song and then find it in my recommended atp
:saved
might be because i listen to same 5 songs
JDK, I need you to make sure CanRuf has the most horrible death next hunger games
truly the superior method
Yes
I can’t guarantee that but we will see
green jumpscare 
jdk make it so i don't off myself for the 3rd time

same 5 songs
same 5 chatters
same 5 jokes

secen
67
sic secen
ballin

Supikip
Supikip
ok
tf

warning
There's a tony awards
incoming supikip


You're late
murder has become legal
cuayo
I LOOVE NEURO BREAD

dangit

a neuro cover would sound better than the original
100%
no 😭 it's beyond saving
YOU............... are actually right
time for a crusade
georgia teto
is that teto?
whos teto

teto is teto
ITS A FACT

You know the Machine Love Fan Video?
The original was sang by Teto
machine love fan video :scrajj:
you must be trolling
teto was pretty big on tik tok some while back, together with hatsune miku
Teto is like the Evil Neuro of the mikuverse
ur mom
braindead nurons
I thought Machine Love was a Neuro-sama original 
tetol987
Hi June
no
whos neuro-sama :scrajj:
June 
!! FLASHING LIGHTS / EPILEPSY WARNING !!
"i want it to be true, to be like you!"
this is a tribute to Song of the Eared Robot (耳のあるロボットの唄) by nwp8861, a song that is incredibly near and dear to me; if you haven't heard the original, i strongly encourage you to listen to it here, as Machine Love directly quotes and interpolat...

whos jamie paige
I thought PB made the song
who tf is Jamie Paige / JamieP
The "better" version (i like it more)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jWOyIcKz98&list=RD3jWOyIcKz98&start_radio=1
!! FLASHING LIGHTS / EPILEPSY WARNING !!
Can you teach me to be real?
This collab is a tribute to Neuro-sama and her community "the swarm". Original song is "Machine Love" by Jamie Paige, which is a tribute to "song of the Eared Robot (耳のあるロボットの唄)" by nwp8861.
This video itself took 3 months to make, it also features many MA...
July 
your mom
devo is this why you got lost in the hunger games
ur mom
ur mom
who?
ts
Happy birthday shiro?
10
11
1
Yes
Happy birthday shiro 
Happy birthday shiro
thanks i gave up on looking for it
this image is so goated



Smth wrong? 
ur mom

yeah she is....at some topics she thinks weird
wait

this emoji makes me uncomfortable
this song is so insanely fitting considering the character behind the original
Waiting
flehhwrehh 

international women's day but where is the Neuro stream
neuro again hitting one of the most potentially hardest poses ever
I just opened NN for the first time today and this was the first thing I saw... I think I'll leave y'all to it for now, actually 😂
Good start
vedal is not escaping femboy allegations anytime soon is he

... Allegations???
he never got a chance
Against my better judgment, I'm still here.
did you guys saw that art of vedal doing that one pose that got popular recently on twitter?
saw someone talking about it
i dont look on twitter
but didn't see it myself
dont 

the curse of liking neuro art on twitter
you get to see so much cool stuff and then sometimes there's just...

like this?


good thing I don't check twitter
this art also came out of the neuro bubble and got popular among other vtubers
i really like this kind of art
where someone takes a photo and draws the twins doing something
on top
its great
You mean
They are not real photos? 


ERROR: failed to fetch query, response unavailable
: what u mean
Don't listen to the Matrix conspiracy folks, they're real photos.
fellas, recommend me some good neuro/evil karaoke covers
Dancin' (Neuro sings it. Lemme get a link)
Neuro is real because she is make by noise?
#neurosama #vtuber
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rivers in the desert
Shrimp Fried Rice
we all make by noise🤔
shrimp fried rice is peak
oh yeah wasnt that the persona song?
it is
its so peak
my first time listening persona songs was through neuro
its just classic jamie p sweep tho
Also, if you're 28+, "Gone Away" by The Offspring sung by Evil will probably hit you deeply / strike a good cord musically.
JamieP always wins
Neurons
jamie p is goated
feelmycake
the only normal folk
for context, in case you missed it
yesterday chat randomly started singing pon pon shit for no reason during the hk stream
it wasnt even playing on the neuro karaoke radio
they do that sometimes, truly the least medicated fanbase
WAIT, THAT WAS JUST MASS PSYCHOSIS???
I'm literally watching the VOD right now (Listened to the stream live while drifting in-and-out of a pneumonia-induced fever dream state), and saw that in chat and went "Oh, Vedal was playing copyrighted music on the other audio port again, wish Twitch would let us listen to that."
YES
YES IT WAS

Good morning NN
I wish I had the "All of my fans are mentally ill" voice clip right now so badly, holy shit.
impossible to know who was more insane yesterday chat or vedal

morning des 
Gm churras
I'm 3H 22M into the 4H 42M VOD and so far, definitely chat. I can hear Vedal actively losing his grip on reality though with the rage from this boss fight.
gm des
immovable object vs unstoppable force
Gm eroll
also dont forget that chat reflects the streamer
we got some crazy levels of insanity in that stream
I JUST hit a part of the VOD that has a perfect reply to that
Give me 2 minutes to edit this
good morning NN
brella morning 
gm umbrella
good song
good twinkiss

They even sing twinship
They are pro shipping

gm umbrella 
Karaoke Stream 28.05.2025
All credit goes to Vedal987 / @Neurosama
twitch.tv/vedal987
absolute peak btw
Hi again umbrella
It's like confusing a cup with poison in a movie.
im feeling really good today my friends
hi ☂️
Nice
gm umbrella
brella 
omg all my schizo imaginary friends are saying hi to me 
I am definite and real
What I am real
nuh uh you're just words on my computer
Hi #neurotic-neurons 💜
…
hi static
Ok
“Cerber and zeppelin hold hands”
(K, took me a minute to edit it down and convert)
Insanity? Whatever could you mean? Sounds like a normal Vedal stream to me.

hi buckies
nice pfp
this guy really likes Resident Evil
ckies
vedal was beyond losing it 😭
vedal should play RE next with evil
it's literally in the name
That is the EXACT same energy, holy shit. Tell me it isn't, you can't.
evil when she rents an apartment
bih
keys
re5 has co-op...
38 deaths can drive anyone insane
wrong buh 
so does 6 but uhhhh we don't gotta talk about 6
what about 7
💔 🥀
Oh yea, the Vedal voice clips section is coming along. 
Send em all
Rn
I heard capcom plans an re0 remake around 2028, I hope it has co-op
Oooh nice
I can just PM you the whole folder if you want.
Why ARG is dead?

ain't nobody tryna solve that shit

I always come back.
the king finally admits that the war is lost
Alr bet

ok william afton, calm down
what william afton doing in nn 



Good afterneuron chat

ello namichu


1
2
67
no
yes 67

6-7=-1

hai
what is happening rn


Just don't make eye contact, and don't engage them.
hi snk
elo
I don't know
random text moment
Parade Review March

hk boss ost PTSD 
gymbwaa breaching into NN 

also why is cupray based off cupevil and not the original
vedal everyday
that one is my neuroverse OC 
💸 💸 <--- me yesterday.

Neuron
EZ pointz
bro how
wdym how 
how
how??
when
what

Why
who
All money is into NN so you didn't lost it
hi 
lost 
The Game

nio
o ee oo
NN is good place to relax brain
im thinkin
I've heard Nioh is good
ooo eee oo a a a, bing bang, balala bimba
yeah, because everyone is stupih in here, so you dont need to think much
god forbid you sing this in a vc full of NN members











